"I had to get it on" EditionOld - >>217171451
>>217173053tfw we'll never get kane and lynch movie kino
gooning to tranniesbased!
Toy Story 2, now that's a great movie
My gf and her friend
The Goonies was a great movie
the whole koren feminist cult thing is kind of surreal
>>217173076for me? it's cars
Heat is objectively the greatest action film of time
Im bed reafing a book
>>217173076I watched that every time I visited my grandma's house, it will always hold a special place in my heart
>>217173065I'm thinking about skipping 3 and going to reach I'm excited to see how the elites are on heroic
>>217173091Robocop*
>>217173053My fellow Americans…
>>217173076Prefer 3
>>217173111wots the good word, brucie
>>217173091it's just the greatest film, I can't think of much else that had me rooting for the main cast so hard.
>>217173093>Im >reafing HAHAHAHAHAHA fucking loser!!!
might be too high 0.o
>>217173076I liked toy story 1 more, pizza planet and sids backyard/bedroom were cool locations
>>217173118True. Absolute perfection
brianbros..
>>217173124why too high when it was to begin with it over there under smoked pipe lit the thumb fuel?
pretty sure brian's dad isnt in the picture
>>217173053
>>217173152That is one very depressed guy.
>>217173175He's the one who made Brian gay
GCSE achievement by ethnicity:1. Chinese (80%)2. Indian (73%)3. Bangladeshi (62.1%)4. White Irish (60.6%) 5. Black African (54.5%)6.Pakistani (51.2%)7. White British (47.7%)8. Black Caribbean (34.6%)9. Irish traveller (14.4%)10.Roma/gypsy (8.5%)
Some gay old man told me he gives better head than a pornstar and will make me pop
>>217173178perkele vittu sauna nokia max payne lanttulaatikko rally racing kimi mika rosberg demoscene
Sad veiled bride, please be happyHandsome groom, give her roomLoud, loutish lover, treat her kindlyThough she needs you more than she loves you
>>217173212Hey jealous girl, you know that I love you. So don't be sad and blue this way. There's nothing wrong with you. A little loving can't put right.
>dead on a friday nightGRIM
gooned but didn't finish
>>217173303normies are out having fun
Got a pair of shoe this black friday
Let's talk about gay old man sex
abbotsford
>>217173319
>>217173312One shoe for patchy the pirate
>>217173330Aye aye
thinkin about a poo soon
>>217173370Put your diaper on
drinking milk
LODEDDIPER
Thinking about Chicago
>>217173403why out of all cities in America you're thinking about this one in particular?
i dont think good women exist anymore. they are untrustworthy
>>217173377no i don't think i will
>>217173403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJHPDLrXtM
just dont have children with them or give them money and you`re kind of golden
>>217173412A lot going on there lately >>217173419Definitely a genre of music that I haven't explored
>>217173412My crush lives there
being a cuck is really more about how much you care
>>217173053I basically look like this guy minus all the tattoos.
>>217173403>Thinking about THE LOOP and THE FANCY SUBURBS in Chicago
what makes for a good woman
>>217173428fuck no
>>217173445girl bussy
>>217173447What did they delete?
>>217173432>he hasnt been bluespilledISHYGDDThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU_UJwN3WnE
>>217173445An open mind and emotional maturity.And thick thighs on a petite body
Is it wrong of me to just want to lock in one girl?I know you guys are all players and have had sex with multiple different women but I just want to live out my fairy tale romance man
>>217173445
>>217173456im not posting it but you can find it in the archives https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217173053/
>>217173445a nice gock
>>217173445nice tits and ass
>>217173471no, it's fairly normal.
this is your daily dose of n*gger sh*t
post good doomer muzaak. i want to cry and wallow
>>217173525https://youtu.be/xMK7IHF69Sc?si=AdU_u41pPO37I2MF
it's easy to cry and wallow just by looking at where this country is headed
come to brazil
>>217173533ah fuck beat me to it
>>217173525What kind of doomer music you like my guyhttps://youtu.be/tdVobP7DegY?si=C4kvBidpdAHOhY-g
>>217173525Dunno about crying but I like this song https://youtu.be/KZF1pGFLf1o?si=YXIJI81_LnrCw0phThe vibe reminds me of being high on dxm and lying on my back at the park (was fun but don't recommend)
i don't want to poop again
>>217173525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtLVXBqfqBY
>2010s music>doomerlolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S28P-Vbl2lU
also tom waits sucks dick in hell. worst musical hack to ever exist
>>217173525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjBCT2Lc94
how about gooner music
how bout boon music
>>217173593absolutely filtered
>>217173597https://youtu.be/yzHXtxcIkg4?si=Nv8QFcg28J0HCEUq
>>217173575bro i ate an entire pizza last night and i think i've shit out maybe half of it, the farts i'm putting out this evening are beyond putrid. Satan himself would puke.
>>217173613i hate pooping its gross
>>217173621Imagine how much grosser life would he if you didn't poop.How would you excrete waste? Through your mouth or skin?
>>217173607he's a really shitty singer. sounds like he's straining trying to crown a turd
>>217173633filteredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=856v3nioKtY
>>217173630just be more efficient, plants can use your shit as nutrients why cant you
>>217173546>come to brazili want to
Him? Done.
Do I dare get more cashew nut loaf out of the fridge?
>>217173643seriously hope you`re a girl
>>217173644is that the drug dealer trump pardoned
fell in love for the third or fourth time this week
no more wars*starts wars with venezuela, syria, and iran*
>>217173650i'm a man
>>217173655you forgot Afghanistan
if any girls want to come to brazil here i can ask my mom to let you stay here
>>217173644>guy behind him has clearly been beaten to a pulpdios mio
>>217173668how big is your bed?
Really want a shortwave radio for Crimbus.
Porn
>>217173676theres extra mattress here
>>217173559anything other than the lovey dovey stuff. it just doesnt resonate
>>217173679trumptard triggered
>>217173682how about a shortcake radio and it's just made of dough and you have to eat the whole thing alone in your room
>>217173652different guy, he's pardoning a HONDURAN drug lord
>>217173689no i want to know about your bed
>>217173699its a queen i think
Sometimes I go to escort sites for Vietnam and Thailand and jerk it to the pictures in the review sections
>migatard making AI porn of MTGsad
>>217173698latinx are all the same to me
Going to sleep don't wish me good night because I don't want any of your wishes
>>217173546Can I stay with you for free/cheap
>>217173714is it clean? are there stains?
>>217173720they're pretty different
>>217173741>>217173737you aren't women
>>217173731night bud
>>217173751Fuck off
libs? PWNED
>>217173756you are rude
>>217173731good night!
>>217173731GOOD NIGHT
>>217173746I didn't mean I wanted to lay in bed with you or anything, I just want a place to stay. I keep to myself and clean my own messes but I'm ugly that's all
>>217173746i hope you find the woman you're looking for
>>217173763>>217173765Fuck off
coomers? starting young these days
>>217173731Goodnight sexy
>>217173731stare at this dead bint
>>217173770no, if its a girl i could say i'm having a girl friend over and it would make sense, doing that for a dude though it`s just fucking weird not that i would want to either
>>217173776she shouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of a minor, and that little dweeb should have a flip phone.
>>217173744t. leandro the "germanic" brazilian
>trying to make food at 2am>mom wakes up and starts asking what you're doingFUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
>>217173839what are you doing, sonny boy?
>>217173839>momshag her up the arse
>>217173839
>>217173804to be fair she IS in a car doesn't seem like she was searching for little dork boys. what's more concerning is his mother's??? hand on the window
I wish I were an early bird insomnia is bullshit
i wish i was baller a little bit taller
Drinking coffee, smoking weed and listening to metal.
me? i wish i was smarter
High af and I just discovered there's a smiling friends season 3 going to go watch it, feel free to jak this post if it brings you joy
>listening to metal past the age of 13
*i wish i was a little bit talleri wish i was baller...i wish i was a little bit taller, yall
>>217173912I like to think I'm pretty smart...then I remind myself that's a stupid person thing to think.
>filet o fish
I could slam back 3 filet o fish right now mmmm
>>217173963A single Filet O Fish in Canada is like $9.
>>217173988
>>217173996My mistake it's actually like $8 (with tax).
>>217174014is that a massive sandwhich or what, why so many calories
Business idea: comfy peanut farm
>>217174037t. Jimmy
>>217174040the last good president
>>217174030are you really skinny or something
>>217174049youre not wrong
>>217174030A Big Mac is like 800 calories. Do you know how small a Filet O Fish is? What I want to know is why a Double Filet O Fish is nearly $10 and only 160 calories more, when you could simply buy another Filet O Fish for only $7.60 more, as opposed to nearly $10. Fools are easily separated from their money I guess.
>>217174014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnaG14aDilA&list=RDMnaG14aDilA&start_radio=1
>>217174040>>217174049>>217174060All presidents are Freemasonic Satan worshipping pedos, without exception.
>>217174091JC was a southern baptist iirc and helped build homes
>>217174050if you want some pics you got to prove to me you're a woman
>>217174091we used to be a real nation >>217174098he also supported gay marriage, very unhateful man
>>217174098That's what he wanted you to think. It's a grave insult to Christ to act and proclaim to be a good Christian while at the same time raping and murdering children in black masses. Am I joking by the way? No, I'm totally sincere. They're all satanists.
I FELL ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING SPIKE TVAFTER TEN CUPS OF COFFEEAND YOU'RE STILL NOT HEREDREAMING OF A SONGWHEN SOMETHING WENT WRONGBUT I CAN'T TELL ANYONE'CAUSE NO ONE'S HERE
that new call of duty is something else. i was put off by the default co-op at first, but once i played a few missions, and started getting into the idea of other human players with me getting into that, "we're going loud. clear." tactical stuff, it got really exciting and fun. man, my right thumb is gonna be killing me tomorrow. i held that x button down reviving guys like an emt.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z7lqoxB3Qzcthe lads
Video games are the worst kind of slop.
New season of smiling friends feels oddly preachy
>>217174292I've watched 3 episodes so far.
>>217174291
>>217174291you don't like them at all?
>>217174311Yeah I'm on the 4th one now, very meh, guess this truly is the fate of all corporate slop
germans on /sp/ are so adorably autistic about the bundesliga
>>217174324I refuse to accept this
The shit im taking is one of those ones where you sit there with an upset tummy squirting out some liquid shit every 30 seconds
>>217174529stay until it's done. i know you wanna wipe and leave, but it will hit you again and then you have to do this all over. let hell be the present. heaven after.
>>217174325Oh I didn't mean the new season lol. I'm still on S1. I've watched 3 episodes of the show, ever.
november 29th i am a dog
can the voices. quiet the fuck up please
thoughts on spongebob musclearms?
goodnight
>>217174789you're the one who didn't restock the fridge.
i want to be kidnapped by a cartel and then be dragged into the criminal latin american underworld and i can never escape
i think about killing myself often especially when these snow storms blow through i think about how appealing walking out into the woods and just lying down and giving up sound
I live off canned tuna and instant soup
When I was in the rehab center there was this one though man who was in the mexican army back in the early 2000's and told us as a part of their training they showed them videos of attacks, ambushes and strikes on the middle east. He told us one night they played a video about an exotic dancer doing a performance in an american base in Afghanistan and the dancer, surrounded by horny soldiers, all of a sudde blows up killing everyone.I never believe him. There's no such video anywhere.Do you think the mexican army can get their hands on files like that on their archive?
Two more days to redeem the free cheeseburger I won from McDonald's Monopoly.
popped into s2e1 of smiling friends cause people are talking about it again ended up turning it off after 3 minutes. don't know how I watched all of season 1 in 2020
>>217175188cuz u were hella gay back then
Did Smiling Friends replace Rick and Morty?
>>217174795shitalian femoids are the most retarded femoids there are i think
>>217174795I would end her.
Oh God I'm gonna cum
>>217175335>>217175403you boys just can't handle a stronk wahmen
Brown peepo don't even chuck spears no more...all they do is eat hot chip, charge they phone and lie.
You don't cum on supermans capeYou don't shit into the windYou don't pull the dick of the 'ol lone rangerAnd you don't have gay sex with tim
>>217175492respect em more if they went back to husslin with dey spears ngl fo real my nigga
make an interesting post already
I am not alive
>>217175989Drinking coffee @ 2am
It's 5am on a saturday morning and I'm sitting in a fucking cubicle. The same cubicle I was sitting in last night. I'll be here another 2 hours nearly. And then I'll be here again tonight. And Sunday morning. I'm so fed up with this fucking job I could scream. It takes almost my entire force of willpower to stop myself from just standing up, going to my car, and leaving to never return again. I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
how would you feel if you were conjoined to your crush? https://www.deviantart.com/motximotxi/art/Bio-Toby-and-Daniella-955719690
Still drinking coffee
Use this for the new (made one)
Drinking in the park again
back day todaythink I will smoke weed pre-workout again
>>217176509ta gueule connard
>>217176226I left an hour early. I just couldn't take it anymore. Took an hour to get home so I made it back right at the minute my shift would normally be ending. I didn't really expect them to let me leave early but thankfully they did. Or at least I think so. I didn't really wait to confirm it was cool, soon as I heard something resembling an affirmative response I packed my bags and walked out while avoiding passing any managers. God I hate my fucking job. It makes me wanna jump from a tall building. No idea how people do shit like this for decades.
Happy 4:20 AM
How do we get so tightly bound up with pain, man?
Trying to log in to my computer. It booted up but won't load the login screen
>>217173053hi,>>217178392>>217178454>217178494>>217178525>217178532>>217178954if the exact same post in a thread cant be quoted in one post 1 time for every time it happens, then how is it not spam? this is likely the parasite and BE flag poster, who did appear before the parasite melted down
Nicotine feels like your brain is receiving a nice, warm hug.
>>217176509who is this?
I barfed up some whisky and it burned my esophagus. Now I’ve got a cold compress on my back and I’m eating noodle soup. We live inside a wizard of earth and dream.
>>217179045I want to hug your brain (and fuck your throat) :3
Eating watermelon, cherry pie (with whipped cream) and eggnog (with whipped cream)
Any wumao itt
>>217176509Someone be a doll and repost this without the watermark? Danke
>>217180362>being too low IQ you have to ask others to make good posts for yousad...
I have awoken
>>217180362>>217179058https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOZbfGWkvoQ/
>>217173988Here it costs 5 dollars om average
Never do business with a Muslim, never trust a Muslim, the Serbs were right
we're in amsterdam today. my feet hurt from too much walking. now we're at a restaurant. i ordered veal liver and a non-alcoholic beer. going to have some dessert afterwards
Just had to jump off a fellow channer in the parking lot. I mean ya know I do what I can
criminally underrated
>>217174529What'd you eat? Last time I had that it was because I didn't wash cabbage thoroughly enough
>>217173053HEAT is like 20% action, 20% men yapping, and 60% women yappingthere is very little action
Let me preface this by saying I'm a s adorned drinker of many years and can take a 5th of what smey to the dome and still be like what's up There were some guys in here yesterday talking about Buzzballs. I'd never had one and I'm doing laundry this morning at the Laundromat and go across the way to the Circle K and see Buzzballs so I say fuck it and get a green one. I downed it in like 3 sips and I gotta say they're aptly named . Got a proper solid little buzz going, I didn't think they were gonna be shit but I was wrong. Respect
>>217173839quiet down for fucks sake
>>217182209My pussy is yapping
what should momberg make me for my birthday dinner? she's a pretty competent cook
>>217176781I never go to parks to do drugs anymore, mostly because I’m not a teenager with friends nowadays
Based anti interventionist Trump will attack Venezuela and get us involved in another retarded war but at least we didn’t elect Kamala because she would give Ukraine money o algo
trump just declared war on Venezuela
BIG DOGGY
My heel hurts. Am I finished?
another day in my pointless boring lonely empty humiliating broke ugly nigger chungus life
i still remember the good ol' days before i died
Enjoy your conscription zoomer faggots
>>217183323for what
I am about to go on a MASS CUM SHOOTING!
>>217183338your mom
>>217183323been hearing this for 5 years now
>>217183323
>>217183461Extra seasoning after wiping their ass with their hand
smoking weed between my geology lab experiment wait
>>217183323there's never gonna be a draft
i might be forced to go to the army. people are talking they're gonna make it obligatory
i'm smoking healthy habits and getting drunk on exercise
>>217183586you could have actually tried in law school and became a lawyer instead
farting and blaming it on the kids near me
Whitney Houston smoked crack
i've never seen a vagina in my life it doesn't mean i don't love them, same thing for boobs
Drinking kombucha
>>217183461I'm sure this is what the founding fathers imagined they were fighting for, as well as all of the fellas who died storming beaches in France
>>217183626erm I think you have seen vaginas and boobs on digital screens
>>217183608wdym? lawyers would also have to serve. everyone under the age 28 will probably have to go the military for some 6 months
ITS SNOWING!!!!
>>217183699My pussy is snowing
>>217183659that dont really count as seeing them, no light waves ever bounced off of them and into my eyes
>>217183721Let me come over and make it a storm
>>217183699It is here too. We must live near each other
It's 76 degrees here
>>217183796Midwest?
>>217183796>>217183699I got up and looked out the window when y'all posting this. It's very cold but not snowing in central Indiana.
>>217183827That's because even mother nature avoids Indiana
>>217183824Yeah :3>>217183827>central Indianauh oh,,,
>>217183699>>217183815Just cold wet rain here in missoura
Basically on day one of orientation, I was sitting in the front row and this girl sat next to me and started talking my ear off. Asking me about what I do, what my hobbies are, etc. I guess I misread the social cues, but it felt like she was being flirty. We had one of our classes together and we studied together every day in the coffee shop. One evening I added her on social media and sent her a direct message asking her if she wanted to go get dinner. She said yes but then caveated it by saying she wasn’t looking for anything but wanted to get dinner as friends. I said cool, we had a nice dinner and split the check.We kept talking to each other and sending memes back and forth, studying after school etc. We also hung out together as part of a larger group but never alone. I noticed she started getting kinda distant so I stopped going by to ask her to study. One night I saw her in a bar and she clearly didn’t want to see me there, I went up and we talked but it felt super forced and awkward. I sent her a text later that night saying “hey, am I getting on your nerves?” And she sent one back saying something along the lines of “Yeah, you are. I’m sorry if you had feelings but it’s just making me a little uncomfortable.” And then I just responded “that’s cool.”We haven’t talked in about a month and I haven’t texted her or anything. Last night after I posted a photo of the Thanksgiving turkey I noticed she unfollowed me.I am just really stressed because law school is the one thing I got going for me and I am fucked if I get expelled.To be clear, I never made a sexual remark or made any comment on her appearance or anything to do with sex or relationships in her presence. I did make very direct eye contact with her at times because I thought she was cute. Should I also be reading into the instagram thing? I would watch her Instagram stories after we stopped talking but she would also watch mine.
>>217183626You're not actually seeing a vagina unless she's spreading everything open. What you see when you look at a naked woman is her vulva
>>217183846your mother visits me every weekend thoughever
>>217183891not reading all that
>>217183916add that to the list
>>217183922She lives in Houston, that would be an unrealistically long drive to make back and forth every week
>>217183891sybau
>>217183586Serbian or bosnian/herzegovinian?
>I be in the streets like bop bop bop>*Starts shaking my ass*>Bop bop bop
>>217184024serbian
https://youtube.com/shorts/duDXT5q1MTo?si=kB5wpYofJXi37ycYOur response?
I hate California I miss the vibes in Seattle
IM ALL THE WAY UP
Everytime I go back to my parents' house they insist on the AC being fucking cold. Yet they refuse to let me turn it up and insist that it's fine
3 days is definetely too little for sightseeing the netherlands. so far we've been to eindhoven, utrecht and amsterdam but for a very brief period of time. i think you need about 5 days for every big dutch city
Anybody notice the trend of foids using that heavily scented lotion? Shit is axe body spray tier
>>217184084Yikes dude. Is it the standard 2 years anlot of countries over there do? Why are they talking about moving to conscription anyway, are they anticipating conflict?
The placement of the vagina in relation to the anus on a woman seems to suggest that while the penis is meant to go in the vagina, the balls are meant to go in the anus. However, more experimentation and research is needed on this topic before I can say absolutely that this is so.
>>217184192>are they anticipating conflict?Ukraine
>>217184154You sound like a bitch ngl
>>217184214sybau
>>217184213Unrelated innit
>>217184232Don't raise your voice when you speak to me or I'll turn the heater off again.
Yeah, just let me click on that youtube shorts link right quick. That's absolutely something I would like to do
>>217184154Mine open the windows when it's too humid and it messes with the piano
>>217184192i'm not too familiar with the reasons for conscription. all i know is that law that everyone under 28 years will serve in the military is probably gonna get passed. i have no idea how am i gonna stand that. i'm too soft for prison and i will 100% be bullied by other soldiers
>>217184280Well your mom sucked dick all throughout your young adult life to support you and she didn't like it. Sometimes you got to make sacrifices
>>217184311>i'm too soft for prisonfor the army*
>>217184292
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>>217173053mods, I am once again asking for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned>>217186075>>217186114>>217186147>217186186>217186209off-cooldown spam posts from a list he has posted from (in order) before. I am asking for him to be rangebanned>>217186199this is him off his flag avatar
mods,>>217186209>>217186237>>217186267
