goth chick edish
>>217194302excellent choice>>217194318first ive heard of it sounds yummydo you get meat with yours or what
>>217194341Did the woman raise her hand and scream at the monster again? Did she? Did she really?
timmy eatin rotten dog kung pow noodleheatherGOD supping on only the finest mycoprotein nuggets
>>217194339my gf
ill wank to the flower head demon people in stranger things
Sick of the corporate world. I want to be a self-employed plumber, damn it.
>>217194428flowers are plants' genitals tbf
>>217194328my cat had the same condition, it's very common
>try to get an education and a job>yeah, it's a pink moon, pink pink pink pink pink>try to meet a girl and start a family>it's a binkmoo'
Had a girl tell me i kind of look like post malone
got sally oldfield on
rorke on his flight to beijing to see his chinese bird
nth for the holodem
bit grim that nuclear fusion is extremely unlikely to happen in my lifetime. reckon that's when we'll really start to make progress with things, when things really start to fall into place for humanity. virtually unlimited electricity with which we can do whatever we please. meanwhile when it finally happens I'll be soiling nappies in my 90s while a Nigerian care worker punches me in the side of the head for £20k a week in whichever nursing home my shithead kids pop me in.
>>217194501Ktim but I'm not bald
No group of people on the planet disgusts me like the israelis
>>217194339NEED pale skin to become the beauty standard again
Facts are facts: Britain depends on migrants.The obsession with bringing down net migration doesn't change that. Yet the UK government wants to shift the social contract, argues @daliagebrial on Novara Live, to create an underclass of migrant workers "who have no civil rights, no political rights, and who are heavily exploited."
Sing it backBring it backSing it backBring it back to me
>>217194497I am not anything like a Bulgarian
>>217194521their women are sex
might go out and buy a tv
>>217194549me turning 28
>>217194549I'll be 35 next year got nothing to show for it
Britain needs to stop people emigrating to Dubai and the US and send them to Australia. Good Anglo migrants being wasted on Arab sheikhdom and a country that is only 50% white.
>>217194549ktim turning 30
>>217194501soy wojak is an artform considering they all look like this
>>217194549ktim will be 24
>>217194513
netflix fell off hard because they put tech money into entertainment products to compete with apple and amazon. but they neglected the fact that there are diminishing returns to investing in tv writing and acting. you're not going to make some soap actor into a shakespearean actor just with more investor capital the same way you can expand tech market share by buying more nvidia chips or whatever. all they've done is flood the market instead cornering itapple and amazon were never in danger of doing that because their tv departments are tiny portions of their companies. it's also why bezos kept ending prime shows early
don't care, male shep all the way
>>21719454930 next year
ktimming hard atm
>>217194588
>>217194459hope catberg was okmine is getting on a bit so it's only going to be downhill, but the medicine helps a lot and she's aging gracefully
>>217194549
>>217194585People who move to the Middle East are soulless materialistic goycattle
im 31
>>217194339the proto gf lookks like this
>>217194638roaring
>>217194638um
watching a video on how to cook salmon even though i hate fish
>>217194549It's not my aging that bothers me, rather the state of my hairline
bloke got 5 years in a turkmenistan gulag for filimg on the flightstay safe rorke
the 30 something umchicken
I truly believe that we are the only white people the more I learnI used to believe everyone in Europe looked somewhat like us but no they're all swarthy as fuck and weird looking
niggas always talmbout some um
>>217194668norwood status?
>>217194562
wassup my drillas
>>217194678how did he post it then
you don't realise how young you are in your 20s until you leave your 20si can't believe i thought i had fucked up my life on the eve of turning 20
right well why's desuarchive being dodgy then
>mid 90s zoomennials are almost all 30 nowEs ist VORBEI
>>217194580>>217194588>>217194612>>217194638this place is turning into a retirement village
>>217194665according to japan, you don't need to cook it
>>217194515Solar and batteries will make electricity here cheap. Not like fusion, but cheaper than fossil fuels when they had no environmental regulation.
niggas be like "niggas always talmbout"
>>217194726getting scraped
>>217194731yeah well those japs have always been wacky
>XL Bully ripped hijab off mum in front of her kids - but owner avoids jail
anyone wearing a hijab should be deported immediatelyengland for the english it's not too much to ask is it?
>>217194684III
>>217194757but we call you wacky bruce
>>217194776Pseudoscience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy-qFn48d9snew favourite christmas carol
The Possession Of Michael King is a good found footage horror movie.It is about this smug atheist who is making a documentary where he does a bunch of black magic rituals to show that nothing will happen and demons and supernatural forces aren't real.However, he ends up getting much more than he bargained for as he finds out the hard way that the demons are all too real!
>>217194759what happens if it gets taken off? does allah hate them or something? always fantasised about rounding them up in front of their billion family members and taking their hijab off one by one like a scooby doo unmasking
>>217194714with a computer presumably
>>217194774Bit Islamophobic rorke
When americans hear the name "martin Luther" they don't think of the father of Protestantism. They think about the negro rabble rouser.
>>217194818Ignorance is bliss
Sir Norwood 2
>>217194625she's at peace now, keep yours in good health as long as you possibly can
hijabis can stay but only the fit young ones with a nice fat arse + they have to marry incels like me and are banned from divorce
>>217194867What about if you have a paki son?
>>217194840literally fuck all happens to them, it's only even mandated because Muhammed's friend saw a child shitting outside and wanted to rape her (i wish I was joking)
Thou shalt not post the miceThou shalt not post the peters Thou shalt not post the dragonsThou shalt not post the ponies Thou shalt not post the currency statisticsThou shalt not post the horses
noticed there are more and more old bint flight attendants these dayspresumably because woke says they cant sack them when they get ugly and old
>>217194817where are the muslims
>>217194840always tempted to take them off when i see them in public
>>217194867wait a minute... that's just islam
Muslims stole the hijab idea from orthodox Christians Female orthodox Christians to this day put on a veil when they go into church
norwoodbirds are GO
>>217194925no it was stolen from Jewsthick cunt
>>217194924makes you think
>>217194883god they are complete dysgenic retardswhat on earth were they thinking letting millions of these people in
>>217194881As long as the potential wifey isn’t too brown the kids would come out whitish passing
Anti Islam rhetoric has been around for almost 25 years. What have been its fruits? -more racial foreigners in our countries -anti White policies encoded -brazen anti White cultural norms -more protections for jews -wars for Israel being "anti Islam" doesn't work
>>217194838>demons are all too realSaw a demon on a stream once, he was a leftist and was making the leftist lady say demonic things. They were "reacting"/ mocking the dove gospel music awards
>>217194883lmao cannot believe that leftypol insists we treat them with anything except total disdain
>nobody cared the first time i posted it >better post it again
>>217194947Cara
>>217194938Put a sock in it schlomoEverything about jewish "culture" is stolen from white EuropeansThier cuisine, their yiddish language which is just german pigdin
>>217194961r caitlin
>>217194970used to like her when she was in the saturdays
>>217194883Fucking scatfags
im unc
>>217194954your kids will have arab and paki genesnot worth it
>>217194983stfu wash-brained minimod parasite nobody cares
filthy n****rs
>>217195033struck a nerve did i
Me and my Jay Dyer sex arse could make a proper kino sex tape.
Subletting a poo
>>217195050Cat chad would never say this.
>>217194925It was probably a middle-eastern thing. It is more likely that we got it from muslims, after the Ottomans. So put a sock in it Cody
>>217194983>still no refutation of it
I find Arab women quite attractive but I couldn’t put up with any Islamic shite. Any of them that want to leave the religion are murdered by their family and I’ve never met a Christian one over here.
Taking out a second mortgage on a poo
>>217194953>>217194973>>217195013I wish I was joking.Narrated `Aisha:The wives of the Prophet (ﷺ) used to go to Al-Manasi, a vast open place (near Baqi` at Medina) to answer the call of nature at night. `Umar used to say to the Prophet (ﷺ) "Let your wives be veiled," but Allah's Apostle did not do so. One night Sauda bint Zam`a the wife of the Prophet (ﷺ) went out at `Isha' time and she was a tall lady. `Umar addressed her and said, "I have recognized you, O Sauda." He said so, as he desired eagerly that the verses of Al-Hijab (the observing of veils by the Muslim women) may be revealed. So Allah revealed the verses of "Al-Hijab" (A complete body cover excluding the eyes).
>>217195073
>>217195073About 7% of all arabs are Christian Lebanon is half Christian Many Palestinians are Christian >>217195065False
Dollar cost averaging a poo
>>217195092What I said
>>217195091Let’s see you contribute to the conversation then
>>217194991You're a fucking retard and will never be white, Malaponte
I don't understand people who hate trees in their garden. Neighbour has chopped down about 6 now.
>>217195050impostor>>217195092Did you know that Orthodox Christians in Lebanon and Syria refer to themselves as Roman because they were part of the Eastern Roman Empire?
>>217194996Big up/praying for her soul
>>217195143Mum hates it for blocking out the sun even though she gets loads from the other sides
RIP Employed Woman
mad what those algerians did to the french
Listening to the Tony Hawk’s Underground soundtrack with a poo
shit off rorke
>>217195193and yet they cry genocide
>>217195211those nails are ruinedwhat's she been up to
>>217195224>she
>>217195211she looks like me but gayer
>>217195224fingering her gf
>>217194710Hello Catyank. Looking forward to Christmas?
>>217195143whole issue can be avoided if you choose the right tree. should be slow growing and easy to prune
think I can hear the downstairs neighbour having sex
>>217195167Country is full of retards like your mother. Some gentleman of the crescent moon bought and flipped a house next to mine, asked me to cut down 3 trees on someone else's property (in a hedge boundary to a farmer's pasture) because it was blocking the light to his kitchen window like 15 yards away. I was half way through telling him to leave them alone when my dogs came barrelling through the gate, play fighting and making a lot of noise, and he fucked off rapidly lol.>>217195143Urbanites are morons.
>>217195216muslims were almost as big on the colonising as we were but you would not believe it from the way they speakat least what happened in algeria gives me a tiny speck of hope that it could happen in europe (it won’t though)
timmy
>>217195160Would not mind making one my wife but the ones in america do not date non arab Christians
>>217195267do a wnak
>>217195211I'm a left leaning centrist tho >>217195224Picking dead skin out from the devil's belly button
In 2002 I brutally murdered a Serb in self-defense.
>>217195285
>>217195291done one today already can't really do another
>downstairs neighbourGRIM
>>217195285Corrrrrr anime
>>217195311In 2008 i played as a serb in gta 4
>>217195270kek reminds me of when the neighbours fat retarded french bulldog got out and ran to the indian neighbour trying to get into his car and ran away and hid for 5 minutes
im meant to do a wank now but i feel too exhausted and confused to remember how
>>217195321usually get through 3 or 4 myself and im 31
might go to sleepx
>>217195352Don't abandon us you selfish twat x
why dont you move to singapore
>>217195338i thought he was russian
does rorke care about women more than leftypol?
>>217195383don't speak singaporian :/
>>217195399No niko bellic was serbian
>>217195383too hot and humid for a sensitive white man such as myself
>>217195143consumerism has placed convenience above all even prioitising ahead of health and life in any holistic sense of the words. everything is considered an obstacle to spending money and sliding on wheels from one place to another. roots and leaves need to be removed and the whole ground needs to be tarmacked . i'm reminded of when racists come out with the whole why didnt blacks just invent wheelbarrows. the thing thats wrong with that thinking is that it's the same line of thought which would ask why dont we just use mobility scooters like the characters in wall-e instead of using our legs
>>217195411theyre the same thing
>>217195408they parle anglais there mate
>>217195425No they aren't Completely different language and ethnicity Serbian is
>>217195446same thing
screamingdaft bugger
just saw wake up dead man (the new knives out)pile of shite
>>217194339>has black hair>wears black nail polish>omg she's so goth!kys
>>217195427HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW???I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE!
sucking a magners irish cider
>>217195383Too rich for my timmybux, Thai and Filipino tings will be much more receptive
>>21719534433 myself, one a day is enough for me don't see the point of going further
Too many gay porn chiefs, not enough gay porn indians
and the very latest on the whereabouts of gorpheus?
mad how in the future you'll be able to go to space proxima centauri whatever and find an alien to suck you off in 4D
>>217195559liar
>>217195535gorpheus is fighting gneo
leftypols home town
>>217195527i'm a gay porn cowboy
desuarchive still shitting the bed
You can know you have norovirus if you experience the main symptoms of sudden, forceful vomiting and watery diarrhea, which can be accompanied by a high temperature, headache, stomach cramps, and aching limbs.
>>217195635why do you need it right this minute
>>217195649look up gay porn images
you know you've accidentally eaten a poo when you feel sick and when you vomit poo comes out your mouth
>>217195664theres like a thousand more better gay porn websites
>>217195674hate that :/
>>217195692...link?
>>217195649profiling /brit/ users
>>217194961she's made for the beeb
>>217195703www.jamieoliver.com
atb
indians literally believe they only get hate online because of pewdiepie
>>217195757Don’t get this filmWent into Sainsbury’s and there was a giant stand with merchandise and it was all around the shopWhy’s it so special
>>217195757she looks so weird
desuarchive shitting itself ffs
smile oh so handsome
poo
>Independent MP Ayoub Khan Says He Killed A Dog To Save A Baby's Life
>>217195781>why's it so specialleftypol slop initthe guardian rated zootopia 2/5 but then gave wicked: for good 4/5
>>217195809Thought that was a jew eating foreskin
>>217195781cos it's good
dastardly smile on my incel face whenever I get a match on hinge. Got my belly out farting in bed and this beautiful specimen fancies a canoodle with me, devious
might do an extremely witty and esoteric joke that involves posting underage women along with the phrase' made for BCCI' given that the infamous bank and cia front was found in 1992 to set up to facilitate human and child trafficking
snoregon of borekad
Don’t want to live further than 1 hour drive away from my mum. You see I actually love my mother unlike most people who move to the other side of country, weird as fukkkk
stauner!
Catberg on a late onehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762025523810670.mp4
wheres canslad
>>217195854>dastardly smile on my incel face whenever I get a match on hinge.ktim(kek this isn't me)
>>217195881this was really not worth sharing
>>217195867love me mum too but i want some peace and quiet in my life
Simply dead lol
thought it was monday (is in fact sunday) got ready for work and all, sent some emails and messaged the work teams chat. fuck sakes I need a calendar
I told my mum I post about her on 4chan and she got quite upset
>>217195937no you didn't
>>217195901I disagree
>>217195937she fit?
>>217195952I concur with the canadian. it is a funny scenario but AI is so soulless it zaps the humour from it and makes me feel ambivalent
went to sleep at 6 pm because i got tired after walking for ages and woke up at 11:30pmfuck my life
>>217195950Yeah I didTold her when she got mad at me I’d complain about it on the internet and ask if I was in the right and she didn’t speak to me for a few days>>217195958Um that’s my mum x
It really upsets me that basically every animated medium is gonna have AI now. Going from hand drawn cartoons to cgi and 3D shite was already a hard pill to swallow, look what they did to thomas the tank engine but AI thomas is going from eating a full english, to a mcdonalds breakfast, to liquid calories
>>217195997Went to sleep at 6am and woke up at 10am goml
>>217195854Pooscreaming I always act nice etc in public and at work but once I get home by myself I am just a filthy waste man farting up a storm every night haha
think gfberg might be a feminazi SJW
>>217196006yea she fit
>>217195854>>217196028Absolute madmen
>>217195867love mumberg but dadbergs an arsehole
tranny flags are like jew badges except they wear them by choice
>>217195867Good lad
>>217196076yea wish i had the opposite
now both catbergs are embarking on individual mad ones
>>217196162At 12 flippin am, it's not on
>>217196076for me its the other way roundwas going on a nice romp to the christmas market today but she decided nearly last minute to go to the pub with her useless new boyfriend instead
>>21719618212pm*
>>217196078SQUAAAAAAAW
>>217196162I have 3 kittens me, one black and white, one tabby and white, one black but he got a tuft of white on his belly. cat 1 is aloof but sweet and chill, cat 2 is more cuddly but smacks the other ones around a bit when im not looking and he sits in the hallway and wont move when i need to pass by, cat 3 is youngest and curious bugger, always running around and biting my indoor plants
is it ethical to keep a catberg indoors wont it get bored
>>217196232yes because they wreck absolute havoc on the environment outside, they kill birds and become extremely invasive
>>217195975It's a cat delivering a pizza. He thinks he's people. Therefore I thought it would be a worthy contribution to this thread. Certainly I think there have been many worse contributions to /brit/ over the years.
right that's me on the right and you on the left
>>217196204cute
Watching stranger things from the start again because I can't remember what has happened or what season I got to. I definitely didn't watch the last season but now there's another so figure it's time to go back
>>217196266shut up. i know. /brit/ has turned into rspb. its not what i asked. boring meme point of discussion. wanker
>>217196266Everybody put a socket in their mouths, the expert is speaking
>>217196273cute
>>217196273me and toby >.<
just ate the 25th door's big chocolate santa from my lindt advent calendar
>>217196232no for i must kill birds
>>217196307fat hog
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764220570963630.webmget the jeets hatedget the jeets ridiculedget the jeets deported
the song don't stop thinking about tomorrow is the exact opposite thing i want to hear i dread it
>>217196319bird this bird that. i swear it shows up on your TIL reddit feed and it's all everyone can talk about. find 1 other thing to say i beg you
sister got her bf a dinosaur calendar for m&s and he was staring at it identifying all the dinos for half an hour
derp derp derp
The Asian Fanny
>>217196266anyone with eyes can see birds know which gardens are likely to have cats and just avoid them. same with rats really, cats mostly just deter smaller animals by smell alone
ah joost bin reeped oop me boom
>>217196294>i know the answer to my question yea your pet's boredom is more important than the environment. have at it, let catberg kill everything
How do I turn off the button prompt in Resident Evil 4 remake? I do NOT need to be told how to play the gain for fuck SAKE
>>217196341not surprised she's being a racist pick me when she looks like that
Best picture for the past 10 yearsWow the past decade really did suck. It can't get worse, right?
>>217196341you guys really stretching this saar meme into next year or are you lot gonna finally get a better joke
>>217196401ye big of you thinking of the environment while voting for drill baby drill. get lost with your meme topics your brain is just a twitter timeline. i'd be as well talking to grok
gary and fat bloke
imagine if scottish people dropped the heroin and fried foods and became a powerhouse nation. would be based, scottish health outcomes are depressing
>>217196439which one's gary haha jk
>>217196424academy awards arent given to the best films. theyre given to the films tha are best placed for the acdemy to latch on to . latching on to the zeigiest is how cultural elites stay elite even as times change
ja bless
>>217196429we simply must accelerate indian hate, they need to learn they aren't welcome
>>217196341They fear the Indian tiger
>>217196484mate, you really think you are changing immigration through racist memes? Please gain a clue
>>217196420dunno she might be alright without all that shit on her face
>>217196500
how do monkeys know how to smoke fags
>>217196477Those glossy eyes kek. He's enjoying that blunt
>>217196540ancestral instinct
reckon sentences for murder should take into consideration how sexy the victim was
we simply must accelerate australian hate, they need to learn they aren't welcome
>>217196573brown hands
>>217196573no i like them
>>217196573MAAAAAAAAATE DONT FACKING REDDEM THAT CUNT MAAAAAAATE PLEASE CUNT DONT FACKING DO IT MAAAAAAAAATE
toby sighted on outer 4chan>>>/wsg/6027025
>>217196292I also forgot that samwise gangy was in it too
>>217196618could very easily make fun of your stupid accent but i won't because we australians have integrity and class
housemate was telling me a story about how his ballsack was hanging out his shorts one day when he was on holidayis he gay or somethingwhat was i meant to say
>>>/wsg/6027025It actually is him too, you can tell by the deranged posting, his mannerisms, the way he ties it back to trannies and then ends it all off with an n word
cewd veri easaly make fan ohv yer stewped acceent buh i won't beecewse we austraalans have enteggredy and class
Can’t stand Elf
>>217196701three words: fush and chups
>>217196709can't stand mental elves
uhhh nigger
Bloody love my sister meGiven me a free bottle of whisky because she didn't like the taste of it
need a video game to play
>>217196741she fit?
>>217196756https://store.steampowered.com/app/3908900/FoE_Remains/
right im going to bed
>>217196768um
>>217196774um
>>217196774>2025How does a fanbase still exist
>>217196756nigger killing simulator 2025
>>217196774Keep seeing this whenever I phone post as an adFucking weird considering you're strictly not allowed to post ponies.
>>217196803https://store.steampowered.com/app/2585050/TYRONE_SOULZ/
>>217196709Awful Jew movie
is naebdy making the new then?
>>217196856Give me 240 seconds lad...
>>217196856yer da
>>217196424>Everything Everywhere All at OnceWhen redditors were at their peak they could meme this shite movie into winning an Oscar. Now people realize they're full of shit and all they can do is shout "incel" at everything like the desperate retards they are
>>217196873>>217196873>>217196873
>>217196882New
>>217194339She is a prostitutas, tho, everybody can fuck her but me
