velveeta edishprevious: >>217464901
If your state didn't score an "F" then you live in a faggot state, shrimple as.
I'm so confused
>>217466735Do Americans really?
>>217466757what's the criteria? cause i'll tell you just looking at this it isn't by lowest gun related fatalities.
>>217466823by who's got the most useless rules
>>217466834figures
>>217466823I assume it’s based on the extent to which states have legal requirements akin to Canada’s firearms safe storage and licencing etc laws
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Bad idea to pursue my coworker?
>>217466851Never link mom NTR again, you faggot.
Come on guys
>>217466900theres no NTR, retard
>>217466852no just chase him around it's nbd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47xi2F3W9gman wtf kinda magic is this? I tried this sinus clearing thing and I can definitely hear clearer now, it's like it cleared some sorta blockage in my ear
>>217466909>mom was in the fellatio club sucking penisesIt's NTR/NTR adjacent.
>>217466852It depends. If you think she’s a good prospect for something wholesome chungus like marriage, then it could be worthwhile to go for it; that’s how my parents met, eventually got married, and are still together. Probably not a good idea to have a one night stand with a coworker, AKA don’t shit where you eat. If you try to pursue a relationship, and things start going south, you need to be sure that you’re able to break things off amicably with no bad blood.It’s also important to make sure your actions aren’t likely to cause jealousy in other male coworkers, in the very least if they’re more important than you in an organization. The only time I’ve pursued a relationship with a coworker, one of my autistic manlet bosses got extremely jealous (he wanted her, but she didn’t want him, and wanted me instead), and so he got me fired over trumped up job-irrelevant bullshit.Specifically, he made some ridiculous case about how I was driving too quickly through the parking attendant’s booth everyday, such that the parking attendant couldn’t identify that I was an employee and not a visitor (how did he identify that it was me doing that, if the alleged problem was that he couldn’t identify me?), so then the boss slapped me with three simultaneous written warnings over several alleged infractions of something I didn’t do (not how the warning system is supposed to work), and got rid of me.
You look like this
The only games I play:Retro Bowl CollegeBloons Tower Defense 6Binding of Isaac
>>217467004>tfw I play all of these except I play normal Retro BowlLet's be friends
>>217467002no I look like this
>>217466900Jason doesn't like milf ntr because he wants to be the one fucking his mum
>>217466998>If you try to pursue a relationship, and things start going south, you need to be sure that you’re able to break things off amicably with no bad blood.To make this part more explicit, scorned women are able to do a LOT of damage within a workplace in terms of malicious rumours, complaints to HR, playing office politics, etc. That’s why an amicable breakup is non-negotiable.
>>217466911Funny>>217466998Of course the end goal is marriage, but also I was planning my epic solo backpacking trip this summer and I don't think I could do that if I have a gf, but also it would be unwise to throw away a potential wife for that. But I need to talk to her more, I don't know her personality fully yet, but she seems very goofy and cutesy, she might be into me the way she talks to me and she gets very excited to see me even though we barely know eachother. Also she's just my type. She's so goofy and dorky though that idk how I'd feel about introducing her to my family and friends. I'm really on the fence about this.Sorry to hear about your boss, that guy sounds like a lil incel freak.>>217467043We'd definitely have to have a conversation very early on about being able to continue working together if it doesn't work out
>>217466944no its not, retard. Theres nobody being cucked if the father and son didnt exist
>>217466757>California>gun safety
>>2174670851) You are wrong2) NTR != cuckoldry
You all owe me sex
>>217467043Scorned anyone can do a lot of damage.
>>217467123Yes, but scorned ex-girlfriends are a particularly extreme problem, especially around your workplace.
>>217467102who is being NTR'd, retard
>mfw zoomers ask me if I have instagram
>>217467169You already said you think it's a synonym for cuckoldry(it isn't), you've made a fool of yourself.
>>217467201answer the question retard, who is getting NTR'd
What the fuck does NTR stand for
>>217467103So come collect
>>217467208The son and the reader.
>the one doing the fucking is getting NTR'd Jason's stupidity never ceases to amaze me
>>217467077I probably could have gone after them in court for illegal dismissal, but I hated that job anyway, and was content to just move on to bigger and better things. It was kind of the kick in the ass that I needed at that point in my life to stop being complacent.
You already loudly proclaimed that you don't now what NTR is lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGw1EFFqIl4
>>217467214niggas tryna rap
Is everyone here really this bitter about not having sex I would rather have a girlfriend
>>217467284I don't understand your statement
>>217467300I’m holding out for an actual relationship instead of having sex for the sake of having sex
ebay tracking hasnt updated since monday
>>217467356Same but I'm also sad that I'm not having sex
>>217467360But would you want to have sex with literally any girl?
>>217467366No, only cute ones who smell good and are nice, and preferably who are my gf
>>217467284That’s basically the same thing. People in relationships have way more sex on average than people who primarily engage with shit like one night stands. It takes a lot more time and effort to make each sex act happen in the latter scenario.
>>217467357How about peebay and they sell piss jugs?
well anon, are you gonna get on or not? jeez we can't hold the door forever you know...
I look like this
>>217466757They really should make it more subtle, like even their own voter base is going to look at this and have a chuckle, right?
>>217467820no I think most men are done with the democratic party but women love this sort of drek
>>217467837Why don't women ever think?
>>217467854women simply follow their mothering instincts, which is fine if they're raising their own kids, but fatal when you let them vote in society.
>>217467927No, it's not fine for humans to act like lower mammals. I don't care how many excuses chuds, boomers, zoomers, trads, cucks, feminists, and incels give for women all leading to the same conclusion. I expect things of women. I expect better behavior of women.
>>217467963ok well you go figure out how to make women not retarded then
>>217467970No. That is not my responsibility. I'm just going to hold that expectation and be disappointed in them and make it clearly evident. What I'm not going to do is make excuses for terrible behavior because it's "just how things are".
>>217467985well if you want to deny reality then whatever helps you sleep at night.
Finished my fourth goon at 4:30 in da mo'nin
https://steamcommunity.com/id/cheesehedOMG I found jasons steamThe holy grail has been foundJason are you seriously 5'4??
Guess who dropped his phone in the toilet before he flushed his pee
>>217468121yes and he's also clearly 115lbs and also a girl for real
>>217468121lmao ok all those comments being mad at him for being racist are pretty great though, keep up the good work jj
>>217468170I don't remember telling you my name, jason
>-rep hates black people's bone structure how does this even come up lul
>>217468121No, I kinda wish I were though.
RNH in this bitch
shut up about jason already
Who here tryna get fucked up by me?
I'm in bed reading a fantasy light novel.
>>217468397You’re most likely a pedophile with homosexual tendencies
>>217468650I like women aged 29-49
>>217468692When they look like a prepubescent girl drawn in anime styleI knowYou make me sick!
if I was a father and this was my son, I'd use my brains and a gun to make a jackson pollock painting
I thought it was chudcel cope, but I unironically think there is a cultural vibe shift happening. Women I've hooked up with, and my current girlfriend are way less hostile to my racist opinions than ever before. They still don't think them, but it isn't reacted with hostility anymore, mostly just eye rolling and then we joke about it.
>>217468991die an agonizing death normie
>>217468991don't like them*
>>217468991Yeah, the jignats are taking their foot off the gas and the opticsk*kes are ascendant.
>>217468967But you'll never be a father.......incel..........
>>217469344and what if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
My GF is super lefty but I know deep in her heart she hates the brownification of Europe as well
It’s all about the vibes and ambience
my life is really pathetic
>>217470488mine is more pathetic
>>217470652sorry
>>217469402Sincere leftists should really be the first to condemn the Great Replacement. If diversity prevents unionization solidarity within the workplace, what do you think it does to an entire country? National Socialism is the only Socialism.
>>217471066>If diversity prevents unionizationyou can be a leftist and disagree about any form of economic solidarity, or the likewhat you can't do is disavow the worship of niggers. leftism is about worshiping niggers.
>>217471421it really isn't Cletus
>>217471479language evolves, stacy. you can use your archaic words in a way no one understands if you want to finger your own ass all day.try raising the question at a union meeting or reading group.i'll wait
done liftingtime to get blunted
>>217471479
>>217466757A-Gun culture is still big in some areas though
Let’s talk about sex instead
I’m high as fuck and drunk snd listening to Mingus.
Still sick
>>217471860Hi high as fuck
>>217471899Mikey! She’s amazing, I don’t know the other one.
>>217471839Pensées?https://youtu.be/30NezSeVOog
>>217471947Tabernac c’est trop drôle
>>217471988So true
>>217472073That’s exactly why I said it…!
>>217466757>California A ah yes so this grade is backwards
>>217467034thats based
I’m gonna escape to Trinidad & Tobago
>>217466757New Hampshire, even surrounded by faggotry, still managed to be BASED AS FUCK!
>>217472214Salute emoji
jason
>>217466757>>217472238Mind you, in the most recent statistics I can find, New Hampshire has a gun homicide rate below 0.5. Roughly the same as Vermont, next closest is Maine at 0.9 and then Mass at 1.4.I wonder if these statistics hint at the value of "gun safety" opposed to other more obvious causes...
This is Miles Davis, man. With Red Garland on piano. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8UkDE8mJbk
Just had diarrhea so explosive that it got on my fucking thighew
>>217466757>Illinois >A
>>217472403Rurality and the presence or absence of organized crime and some cultural factors probably play into it.>>217466757Maryland, so A-. Though gun ownership is big in my rural-ish area and hunting is popular.
Good day sirs I have awoken
>>217472854Almonds activated
>>217472854This does get the noggin joggin
Apparently I have to give 5 years of social media history when I visit the statesThis is fine because I haven't used Facebook in 10 years
Hey guys for real suck my fuckin dick
>>217472854I thought this was going to be "white pride" all of this evidence is adding up for there really being a superior race that everyone else is jealous of... makes me think those races should team up...
Had a dream where Quentin Tarantino had a pic of him sucking the biggest dick ever leaked on the internetWas mad funnyKill Bill was a good movie
I'm not seeing enough mooovement
>>217473231That guy’s such a retard but I love his movies.
>>2174731095 years of /cum/ posts count as social media?
i hope my cats are doing alright.
>>217473697They are boiling in some Chinese restaurant right now
>>217473752then i am going to sue THE SHIT out of the pet sitter i hired. i don't see them when i look through my security camera, but that's probably just because they're in a different room.
Where is everyone
>>217473863You were too cheap to buy multiple cameras?
Is Cancun safe mexibros? Planning to take a vacation there before moving to US
>>217473897Fuck off
>>217473891I didn't even buy the one camera. It was a gift.
>>217473931why
>>217473928>>217473928>>217473928>>217473928
Banned from /tv/ lmao
David Icke was right
>>217473897I haven't been there but I know multiple people who've been to Mexico and have said that tourists usually aren't at risk.
>>217466757the hell is this list few days ago there was the gang related mass shooting at birthday party at stocktonand they still havent found the culprit
>>217466757Who /b+/ here
hopping back on halo reach
>>217474110Ok :3
Took DayQuil
Could you compare the living of the people in the california with any other nation on earth from the mindaet point of view?>i love california
is having a net worth of 25m cad a lot?
>tfw pooropeanI will never own a house or have a degree in the us
>>217474476lower middle class at best
>>217468121>top game is FONVhow does this happen. its not even tranny adjacent
I fvking LOVE California
I got so drunk I turned chinese
>>217474451i was born and grew up theredemocrats lie through their teeth dont buy their bullshit but i mean it's fine... not horrible not great just fine...not sure why people romanticize it so muchlike for example ive never liked san franciscoto me it's an overpriced city with annoying ass people that is horribly governed
>>217474451The pace of life seems slower, kinda like the Mediterranean countries.
>>217474476What lifestyle can you afford with that? Equivalent to a 20th century mailman or factory worker?
>>217474570lol no least it wasnt like that in bay areaone thing about bay area at least is that people mostly go there for work not cause they like the place so theyre more concentrated on their jobs
>>217474568That's kinda my experience. I visited in 2015 for a few weeks total. It's a beautiful state but has issues like inequality and the cost of living.>>217474603This was further South and not in the city.
My pussy is wet
>>217474635i like it here in sacramento thoughit's kinda cozy and people are more normalthings are also a bit cheaper
france is just headed for a disastrous collision course and none of them seem to carefuck democracy at work https://youtu.be/ZYhFTpo1Iao
fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217474813>A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. These nations have progressed through this sequence: From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to selfishness; From selfishness to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.>Alexander Fraser Tytler
How would you react if a 5'5 Filipino guy asks you for a place to stay for a night?
>>217475118we need more flips to counterbalance the mexicans大歓迎です
>>217475118You have to bring your sister
>>217475068How many democracies have ended in this manner?
this is what fat is like lmao >>217475092>>217475155guessing he came here and got bullied out already and is now back for daily getting-bullied in /brit/
I’ve been thinking about killing myself a lot lately.
Had oatmeal with bananas and cottage cheese and drank a cup of green tea with honey and lemon juice
>>217475136we're mexicans too, just more retarded>>217475141Uhh she said she would bring her white bf is that ok?
>>217475174Athenian democracy and Roman democracy were his main examples as a classicist but it also can be applied to the French Republic , Dutch Republic etc of his era as well which was his point>>217475141
>>217475174well rome ended cause they extended citizenship and the vote to every retard mass politics greatly weakened their foundation in athens' case it was cause they tried to expand too fast>>217475225nahi like flips better
>>217475136>need more flipsVisit California and you will change your mind.
>>217475384biitch i live in californiaand it's exactly why i know some group needs to dilute the mexicans
>>217475384Visit Canada and you will be more than grateful for flips and desire more
Flips have the worst possible accent.
>>217475225D-do you have any female cousins?
>>217475204i don't have the balls to do it
>>217475448Singaporean is far worse and that's not even counting the Jeetish ones
>>217475458Let’s not die, I guess.
>>217475453Yes but She a lesbo
>>217475421The line between flips and mexicanos my guy, they are some similar than not.
>>217475448jeet
>Amazon: get 50% off our cheap chink shit now for a limited time.
Good Morning Sirs An Happy Wednesday
im chinese
>>217475614Worst part is it's not even a real sale most of the time, they already increased the price so they can lower it again later
>>217467002
>>217475516Ok I can accept, give me the chance to fix her
I'm going to see Amon Amarth and Dethklok in April and am very excited about it.
>>217475174Some modern examples
>Amazon announces $35 billion investment in India by 2030 to advance AI innovation, create jobs
>>217475653Based knower. The best time to go shopping is in January after the Christmas rush and when nobody is buying anything.
>>217475759AI = Another IndianThe future will be a competition between weather its cheaper to pay infinity jeets pennies or use an AI model
>Wednesday price: $300>Thursday price: $300>Black Friday price: ~~$699~~ $300
>>217475666>tp>666Ummm.... /cum/bros...
>>217475840>Minor spelling mistake AHHHHH
>>217475866
>>217475666m' lord posting checked
>>217475666I think about this verse whenever I hear about an OnlyFans whore making big bank from selling her body.
>>217475666
I wish I was an onlyfans whore
>>217476004No you don't.
>>217476027who wouldn't want to be a millionaire
>>217476027I would be a good mattress actress o algo
>>217476049A trillionaire
>>217476119gotem
>>217476119Bodied that fool.
fucking democrats>Higher wages and denser job markets drive higher prices in Democratic states, while lower costs in Republican states track weaker growth and fewer public investmentslying scum bags the fucking housing is your fucking faultyou compare austin to san francisco and it's not even in the same ball park
tfw zoomies will be back for college break and clog up the gym again
>>217476474Pls no when I went to the gym this morning I was able to use the machines I wanted to without waiting.
>I recently visited the Minneapolis tribe of Somalia to teach the underserved children of the tribesmen JavaScript
>>217475421Some Filipinos are Mexican in blood. Spain used Mexican colonists to colonize us during the Spanish era. Around 2% of Filipinos are Mexican or Peruvian.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines
>be me>looking at some legal documents>30 year old died>...from Lyme DiseaseI thought this was a meme illness
too many h-TOO MANY HOES IN MAH MUTHAFUGGIN DEALALWAYS ASKIN' LID HOW A KITTINGTONSHIRE FEEL
>>217476729>*Throws a lime at you*
Imagine getting bit by a tick and becoming allergic to meat forever
>>217476474his gf is very cutehe also comes across really well in his youtube channnel
>>217476757That horrifies me a lot to be quite honest.
Where am I?
>>217476757lesbians innit
>>217476757>>217476794Lyme disease niggas will claim dey allergic to meat and shit then eat pussy. Sup with dat?!
>>217476768You’re really cute
You’ll cowards don’t even buttcrack
>>217476757>>217476774Bill Gates would like a word with you two
>Melanie Joly announced $1 billion in spending to attract the H1b visa holders to Canada including an expedited immigration processOh great, more jeets. That's exactly what we needed, the rejects from the US. Being Canadian is pvre svffering.
hello
>>217477090Salut
Remember, always concert the videos you post to webm
>>217477090hello hello
>>217477364goodbye
found a fishing rod someone put out for the garbage truckone man’s trash is another man’s treasure :)
>>217477364>>217477116hows it going?
>>217477371fast reply much?
>>217477397do you ever get tired of making the same post every day motherfucker
>>217477404
I can't find my fishing rod, I set it by the curb so I could get it fixed at the tackle shop later today :/
Better times.
>Better times.
>>217466800It's good with macaroni and Ro-Tel
>>217477512It be lime that.
>>217477371forever?
This morning's choonz: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVUH8MAnWe_wclgcfUWKYkHo
>>217477492Limewire sucked zoomzoom
Every time they play Billie Jean on the radio I have to think about that post by some Japanese flag where he asked what “dance on the floor in the round” means idk it has just etched itself into my memoryIn other news the GF is at her parents and I am a free man until Friday so a healthy and long edge session is scheduled for tonight
i don't like any of Michael Jackson's songs
>>217477831You are big gay.
>>217477831What do you like?
johnny kirk whatever happened there
>it’s from 2023Damn I need to get a LIFE!!https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/188902808/#188916836
>>217477527>Ro-TelSounds like a telecom company
>>217477867Old rock music my dad used to listen to. Eagles, CCR, Lynyrd Skynyrd etc
>>217477750>>217477883Zamn
>>217477931racist music boomer buttrock
*postironically becomes a Nickelback fan*
stop, dont you know that i'm loco
Complain about gay people being attracted to a place called "cum"
still unwell
the weenie who doxxed himself is still here making brasil threads lol>>217467408
>>217478013you're right we should get rid of mexico and just be /cu/
>>217478038Explain
If you don't like Billie Jean I'm sorry but you don't have a soul
>>217478038he posts here as well kek
>>217478070lum's bra
Hasn't that been the goal the whole time?
Still kinda drowsy from being sick
>>217478054Ad Hungary and you'll be cuh and you'll get a lot of black niggas knowimsayin cuh?
>>217478054That's Neapolitan Italian for "with"
>>217478079he is a wretched little freak, shameless too.
cum funny doe
Ummm good idk
this weekend i will become the first truecel to skydive from 14000 feet. hopefully i can inspire others not to let their disability be a limitation
>>217478084lol he so little :P
white women have it so easy
Y'all trying to go or naw?
>>217478192i already truecel skydived from 14001 feet
>>217477697I'm 31 faggot.
this nigga old
It's not a Jeet this time?!
Limewire was good for a few years but quickly got infested with viruses and became unusable. Shareaza was the same, before Limewire it was the best P2P for finding rare and obscure music. Also found some BIZARRE porn on there. Got my first computer virus from Shareaza too when I decided to watch JurassicPark.exe
>>217478298Lmfao retard
>>217478076i like smooth criminal version by ummmwtf are they calledwhat is that bandlimp bizkit
As a married man with two kids, I sometimes think committing to marriage was a mistake. My wife doesn’t know how to cook or clean, so whenever our kids need to eat, she just orders via delivery or drives them to a fast-food joint. When she’s not at work, she’s busy playing videogames and drawing and buying anime figures, which i initially thought was cool and cute because hurr durr le gamer wife, but it’s not a blessing at all. I’m the one who does all the cooking and cleaning, and I thought she’d eventually take some responsibility, but everyone from my side of the family and her’s villainize me if I dare ask her to do anything.Ignore the flag, I’m on vacation in europe with my parents and my cellular plan gives me the UK flag for some reason. I dread returning home to a filthy house with one wall busted down.
>>217478242>i’m a babyYeah, we could tell lol
>>217478287This is what happens when foreign drivers' licenses are accepted without question. I live in Richmond fucking BC the city with the largest chink diaspora in the entire WORLD and the traffic is downright absurd here.
>>217478372fuck off
>>217478287tired of this shithole country and the traitors that are in power
>>217478403I read traitors as trailers. I need to get some sleep.
>>217478242So you never used it
>>217478316indeed, I learned the hard way but luckily it was the family computer and a local guy fixed it for $100
>>217478372tell her no work no dick
>>217478403The US is a shithole, yes.
>>217478372tell her "no ticki, no laundry" as they said in the departed
>>217478432I used it between the ages of ~8-12.
you are now breathing and blinking manually
I'm writing a story and it really helps to keep you busy and distracted from shit on your life. It ads purpose to your life and makes everything more interesting because you are constantly seeking for inspiration to apply to your story: character traits, lore building etc.I strongly recommend you try it. It helps a lot when you feel down it distracts from real life and it genuinely gets you excited.Try something different for once.
>>217478372lmfao none of this would be a surprise, she would've been like this before you got married.your fault, your hell, enjoy your troon faggot weeaboo kids.
>>217475421We made the legend of California a reality.>Descendants of the Muslim Caliph Hasan ibn Ali, who had been living in Manila, transited through California (Most likely named from the Arabic word khalifa خلیفة or inspired by Califerne in The Song of Roland) while traveling to Guerrero, Mexico. These individuals, who had converted to Christianity while retaining some Islamic traditions, later played a role in Mexico's wars of independence.[43]https://youtu.be/zwyTsjimP1Q?list=RDa2T_kGuqPdw
Congratulations to Bonnie Blue for her 15 year prison sentence!
>>217478618did this bitch know nothing about indonesia the tourist areas they mostly look the other way but big swathes of the country are heavily islamic and governed that way
>>217478635
>>217478618>Three different titles describing the same event filling the whole screenJournalism!!
>>217466735mods,>>217478621>>217478641>>217478671these images have been posted 100s of times - and the user is using the VPN as an automated spambot, it appears like
>>217478084Elections free from russian control, ya. Don't be so naive as to think they would have let them elect whomever they wanted before
NEW>>217478912
>>217478821Not a vatnig but not sure why westerners should be expected to believe Ukrainian elections aren't fake and gay like their entire government is and has always been
>>217478649Indonesia is pretty liberal with Islam compared to Malaysia. We were former Muslims before we converted to Christianity and we are familiar with our neighboring Muslim Frenemies.If you thought that was scandalous, you haven't heard of Princess Sam Richelle Bolkiah a Princess of the Brunei Sultanate, about to marry Anton del Rosario of the Philippines. She is a princess, a Muslim, and royalty, yet she was willing to abandon the crown for a football player. What a romantic love story. But absolutely shocking for the sensibilities of religious people from both the bride and groom's sides.They also met in California BTW>>217478589
>>217479111Nobody cares about flip or indog drama
>>217479111nah there's parts in indonesia where theyre very seriousdepends where you are in the countrybut even somewhere like bali what she's doing is beyond the pale
>>217479209oi philippines actually has a long history with the uslots of americans and flips in both countries
>>217479358Spotted the potato nosed flipnigger
>>217479506philippines was a literal colony of the us for decadesthis country deeply shaped their country both politically and culturallywhy you think they speak english
