BART GET OUT I'M PISS
>>217504549well done for making the new. good slut x
Hawk Tuah man
time to get on tins on the yeah
baht seempson
2:42am eating cold tuna right out of the tin
had the toil christmas party last night. got on the packet when i got home. been traumatically hung over all day.
I went too far.... Might have ruined my relationship I got drunk and told my gf my fantasy of wanting to see her have sex with a black man and she got really horny
curious if you as non-trek niggas can point out the things wrong with this imageBear in mind this show is from the 31st century
>>217504571o-oh my... 0/////0
mad how ugly british women are
white women be like
neoliberal bull logging in
>>217504581Imagine laying down there so it pushes down on your cock damn
med haa aglee breeteesh weemun aah
my victim said the funniest thing the other day
>>217504605was it a winter themed indoor games place in london
>>217504581Need my bollocks under that
>>217504607that's clearly a black woman doing blueface
>>217504624You're an unironic paedophile if you're attracted to Asian women
>>217504516Alternative to Windows ennit. Windows 11 is shite and will likely continue to be shite.You don't really need to interact with the terminal anymore on the linux desktop experience, everything that the average user needs to do can be done with a mouse, been like that for years now.
>>217504666
moi veecteem sed thu fannyeest theeng the atheh day
school blazerblack tights
>>217504419Yes lad but I'm a pleb so I use Ubuntu>>217504448A lot of free software is good though. Some people have a professional need for proprietary software (Photoshop, Premiere Pro, etc). But for people who don't need that stuff, free software can be a good option.
CORRRRRRRR
>>217504681'
>>217504675yeah? print a word file
>>217504666What if it's a grown woman
Imagine your wife being 8 months preg and showing off her tats on wedding day
who would want this woman? her photos are all of her drinkingits sad
>>217504607Let me guess, Rorke is upset because there are women in a movie or TV show
>>217504696Not sure what this has to do with my post...
>>217504696fit goth birds are always getting picked on and i'm getting sick of it quite frankly
weren't you all banned from accessing this site?
fucking banking app now has a end-of-year rewind thing
>>217504575mmm... boy...
only 2 more sleeps til christmas
>>217504749as if any government on earth is strong enough to stop us
Don't know what mental gymnastics demented boomers do to think protesting a genocide is evil
>>217504726You realise that drinking is what normal people do, right?
>>217504645nah it was this treasure hunt type thing around london, then dinner, then a few bars. had quite a nice time.
Need to pop down shop get a MONSTER for toil tomorrow team.
Thinking back to that time our Iranian maths teacher one day told us that she was now Mrs <really British name>, and I had no idea why she changed her name or why the girls were excited and giddy about it
>>217504726need a boring lass who only likes boozing and staying in watching tele tbqh. don't want a zoomer who goes to running clubs and the gym and wants to go to art galleries and shite
AhemDa jooz
>>217504726genuinely no idea what is meant by that about me
>>217504690Doesn't matter what you use lad, just feels good to get away from the annoyances of Windows doesn't it. What pushed me the most was Windows ignoring my group policy settings to push one drive and cortana shit
>You realise that [...], right?
Toillass' bf has been in the army for 3 months and she doesn't know what to get him for Christmas because she 'doesn't know what he's into these days'. Erm probably the same stuff as before plus gay sex, love
>>217504696They all voted for it
>>217504666>this is what white women pretend to believe in order to avoid getting rejected by men who don't want a fat man-hating whore wifeAsian women that look like children, sure, but there are plenty of extremely beautiful and sexy Asian women that look like women
>>217504696womenbros, our response?
now finished watching the new prehistoric planetwas very gay how the babies survived every single time against impossible oddsand loki's narration continues to anger me
>>217504816timmy’s crush
>>217504777drinking is but one aspect of most people in their 30s lifeshe isn't a studentmost people in their 30s spend more time working than drinking i like an occasional drink but come one, this girl is a right saddo.
>>217504624>F-cup
>>217504816she looks cuter in the mask than without it sadly
>>217504773They're still mind broken by the 9/11 attacks, which more than likely were also committed by Israel. They'll never learn anything new.
eiyuden chronicles rising next i think
>>217504726>operations managerso she runs a barber or a chippy?
>>217504840meanwhile cronem shagging pheebs
>>217504607Nice to see Susan Calman getting work, love her travel shows
>>217504606Didn’t happen though did it
>>217504809Explain yourself NOW
>>217504607How fucking bad is her eyesight that they can't fix it in 3000 AD?
>>217504790she is 32, not a zoomer. >>217504799she is an independent woman, except that she needs men to give her their labour for free, and she really really likes drinking.
>>217504900what
>>217504848like a bird i can go to the pub with of a saturday me
women are just awful.
>>217504834do you mean walking with dinosaurs? wasn't good tbqhwould kill for more prehistoric park episodes
>>217504696Need him looking after vulnerable people immediately
>>217504840>>217504873Both imbecilic shit skins with no future
>Star TrekGenuine turbo nonce incel show
>>217504773What are you actually talking about
Nice cuck fantasy there mate
gay poo
>>217504723Good lad
>>217504816We need girs here to dress like this again
>>217504607Only other fat person I can recall from TNG was Whoopie Goldberg
>>217504870probably a middle manager at an office full of zoomers and everyone below her hates her
>>217504928oh wait i'm retarded nvm
prime joanna lumleyi need a prime joanna lumley gf, that's what i need
>>217504928not he said prehistoric planet mate
face hurts when i touch iti could just not touch itbut that's not what worries me
>>217504954he's right though
>>217504938
>>217504914How did you send your post into the future?
>>217504954love that emoji they always use
>>217504549
>>217504949
>>217504898It actually didI wish I had recorded it because I know no one will believe me
>>217504816Lubee Glangelu
>>217504954rorkes da's lost the plot
>>217504924as do i. a nice walk in the countryside then an afternoon at the pub eating pie and chips and gravy with a pint. does this picture suggest thats on her agenda?
>>217505043
>>217505043I'm talking to you
>>217504989Weird fantasy mate
Be right back forum going to go wash my BBC
if you find east asian women attractive, you are a paedophile.
>>217505048project on
>>217504806Fair enough. For me the reason is that I'm on a pretty old computer. I can run Windows 10 on this thing (not Windows 11 though) but it's slow and annoying. Linux is faster and more lightweight. Also for programming I'd rather use Linux - I could use WSL on Windows but that just uses more resources.
>>217505026This is a boomer protesting supporters of terrorist organisations being punished
>>217505040>>217505047
>>217505066yeah project on mate
driving a poo car
>>217505095
>>217505060
why does rorke love Palestine so much?
>>217505037ok m8 she's not your type you can stop whinging on about not liking one particular bird on tinder now
>>217505037 She looks at 40 from all the boozing
>>217505037walking red flag that lass
>>217505103does he
got a drug test tomorrow but i've been doing opioids all week
>>217505060See>>217504820
>>217505093first the one then the other then both at the same time thank you next question
>>217504773>>217505026You are right
yeah keep saying mate and maybe no one will notice that your brown
my £20.50 oculus quest 3 might not even be shipped until 6 days later nevermind delivery timesdon't even know what to do with it
>>217505037Why are you acting like you're better than this random woman?
>>217505048Quite hot to think about how much she must have orgasmed that night
>>217505103? rorke conditionally supports israel becuase he thinks murdering children is good as long as they're mostly muslims
corr we posting our 'der matches now?
Why yes Rorke, in a generation or two the devout Muslims absolutely will come to love and appreciate LGBTQ+ folx, and you're delusional if you think otherwise
alright mates just had a gurry
>>217505162white women fear this
>>217505154ktim
the pet BBC is feeling poorly :(keep rubbing coconut oil on its bollocks but it's still just flopping around its cage looking sorry for itself
corr we posting our 'tfishes now?
I don't like either
>>217505164i'm on pc and play overwatch I bet I could get her fanny wetshame I have a girlfriend so I won't do that
They have shovel teeth and dry ear wax though
got the microBWC out
>>217505164The next line is an OF link, isn't it?
>>217505176yeah im sure becky is seething she can't date some 5"1 yellow fever incel
you guys are fucked
feel sorry for are piers, imagine losing a debate so badly to some guy half your age that you start trying to bully him about not having sex
Nigga using kilometres omds
i going get subwaysir jared fogle
Sometimes my earwax is dry
>>217505232wait till you hear the next part
> new Trump administration policy requiring five years of social media history from visa-waiver applicants, including those from the UK and allies like South Korea, as part of intensified ESTA vetting to align with administration viewpoints.That’s crazy
Mad how easy black men have it in the west
going to make beans on toast
>>217505228frig off
>>217505232Yes rorke, that's the embarrassing part of the whole situation, not the fact a 25 year old white supremacist mexican admitted Infront of four million people he has never touched a vaginavery good rorke
>>217505106>>217505151not better, she just makes me sad>>21750510845 in her sad white house. this is the only photo she has that isnt drinking.>>217505110yeah im not swiping right. her existence just makes me despair. for her, for my relationship options as tinder clearly thinks we are a looksmatch, and despair for our society.
biz idea: baked bean toastie
>>217504673Mousey tier meltdown lol
>>217505285ancient foid
>>217505268But that’s ai
>>217505260Pretty sure they asked for that the last time I did the ESTA. Didn't put anything as I'm not retarded however.
>>217505285Doing this is bad for your soul
>>217505285fucking hell m8 shut up no one cares what you think of some random bird from tinder
>>217505274The paradigm has shifted"Have sex" is no longer a valid argument considering how virginous Gen Z is in general
i maintain my sobriety by masturbating excessively
>>217505274hardly a secret is ithe's a catholic
smegs benedict for tea
>>217505305first the one then the other then those ones in the background thank you next question
>>217505274Wholly forgivable if it was said by some kind of makebelieve schizo freak like asexual trans autismoids, thoughbeit
rorke pronouncing it "gen zed"
>>217505314Just say you use 4chan.org and write down your IP address so they can view your posts
If Piers Morgan disagrees with you you're automatically right, doesn't even matter what the topic is
>>217505315yes, im closing tinder. im not in the mood. opened it and she was the first potential match. grim
You are all faggots.
>>217505358Don't do it again please
>>217505305Why are they so fake and cringe?
>>217504726What does your catfish look like? BBC?
>>217505351kiwi niggas be calling it "gin zid"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZWS2g-fEAUPiers is a complete pseud
>>217505388Not him but I used to run BBC catfish accounts
>>217505377Perusing the Seagal webm thread on /tv/ are we?
gen yid
>>217505305timmy SCREAMING and FLAILING at this
>>217505405yeah okay mate wasn't talking to you
>>217505397
>>217505372I need to shag someone's mom
>>217505401um
Piers Morgan raped on live TV
>>217505388unfortunately its not a catfish.
>>217505405For what reason?
>>217505405How many BBCs did you catch?
inventing a little guy in my head and making him do back flips. Call that metal gymnastics
you lot are fucked in the headtalking about black penis yet again
>>217505421>>217505435>>217505439Baited for all of these replies
>>217505435As a brown man I have never been able to actually interact with white women because i am universally considered subhuman so i just started self-inserting as a BBC, there's a dutch flag on here who does the same, game recognises game
>>217505454Congratulations You played yourself
What you want to do is get on the social media sites for meeting international friendsForeign women can't resist a big white man
>>217505422really wasn't that funny enough to warrant a Bradley
The last time I had sex Boris Johnson was the Prime Minister, Queen Elizabeth was the reigning monarch, and ChatGPT was yet to be publicly released.
>>217505465Concession accepted, you have my permission to post now
>>217505452From what I can tell, they're all extremely mad that their favourite influencer went on TV and it didn't trigger le epic race war.
>>217505372used up hag
>>217505472black nigger
fuentes thinks he's the voice of his generation but the reality is that the vast majority of zoomers are leftypol freaks
Any loathsome little toad in?
right well thats a naked chinese woman
>>217505499fucking sex
>>217505499that's a man
>>217505499a gf like this would fix me
i've never used tinder or anything like that. my pictures would probably end up on some reddit board where they make fun of incels or something.
Things you can't post:the petersthe micethe dragonsthe horses
>>217505542
incel hunters
>>217505542Things you can post (and should):Tights
>>217505495yh am zoomer and very rarely meet anyone who actually embodies the retarded trad gen z internet stereotype outside of the odd 80iq scaffolder i went to school with, must be a yank thing
>>217505164
Mad how the jannard leaves BBC fantasy spam up for ages but when it's a fit Chinese lass with no clothes on he's suddenly Usain Bolt
>>217505573scrmmin
>>217505494
>>217505567broccoli head mf
>>217505494>>217505573
>>217505495there's kids in my niece's college class that openly state that the uk should be exclusively white british
>>217505584what the fuck lol
>>217505573Need her looking after my 90 year old nan with dementia
Seems like girls aren't even bothering with black tights any more, just baggy jeans or trackiesIt not right
>>217505605
>>217505573poor girl
>>217505608tights are for women
Might try to be nicer to people in the new year
>>217505605and how does this affect YOU, Rorke?
>babebarefoot>actually has tights on her feetwhat's that about then
>>217505634would go medieval on that
hello
Me to the plumber who opens the lid of my toilet to check for leaks after replacing the flushing mechanism and finds a poo: "What the..? How did THAT get in there??"
>>217505663alright you UGLY fucker
>>217505640said this to myself last year and definitely have done irl but i sti;ll call people niggers online nearly daily
>>217505634why are british people so horribly inbred looking
femdom wank on the cards
Thoughts?>>>/sp/152447577
>>217505689
jamaican men try other jamaican men's batty holes
>>217505722why does this read like a buzzfeed video title
any bitch ass punk ass pussy ass busta ass cracka ass nigga man in?
>>217505764because it literally is
>>217505335smeggy bread for me
/brit/ not /aus/
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
goth femdom
>>217505795demonstrably untrue
>>217505820white ppl love this shi
stuffing fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
ahehehehehehahahahahahai, the cackling jackal, just raped three smaller jackals!i truly am evil. ahehehehehehahahaha!!!!
what the helly
>>217505820
Fucking love the Welsh
henlo hows it foing
Thinking of running for MP
getting some fucking scran delivered by the ubereats paki
>>217505848why do you think their posts are so godawful? it's exhaustion lad, pure exhaustion
>>217505855ever actually met any or have you just been reading wkipedia pages about historical battles or some shit
just had 2 sausage rolls and 4 packets of rib nik naks
>>217505845good post
my nephew has perished
Get the choirs formedGet the rarebit eatenGet the sheep shagged
Can't play megabonk because I'm on windows 7 and steam has stopped letting me download and install stuff. Can still play games I installed previously via the windows game folder .exe but I want to try megabonk
got several non-white coworkers who i get along with and like me, but they have no idea i secretly go online and spew racial slurs and white supremacist rhetoric in my spare time
>>217505897roar
i have killed da
>>217505914ktimming hard
>>217505556lovely tights
>>217505897What happened?
>>217505923get him chopped up dipped in the fryer and sold at a reasonable price
yeeees.... yeeeees.... soon you will see the turmoil one can cause. soon you will understand the consequences of allowing me, the cackling jackal, into your midst.ahehehehehehahahahahaha!!!
>>217505924quite satisfying isn't it? like having a dirty little secret
>>217505880good post
>>217505950Fucked it
>>217505949going to put him in the fish
>>217505950well that's it i fucking ruined my gimmick
All my co-workers are white and I have mixed views on them
>>217505880why are you seething you sad little ausfreak
>>217505955yh but the guilt
alri
>>217505855Same. Have you seen the film Twin Town? Highly recommend
half life 3 tonight lads
>>217505970i'll have a fried dad and a large portion of chips please
I have diabeetus
seeing some late entries for gimmick of the year award
>>217505975Do this every single time I try a name gimmick, mental
>>217505982yanks deserve to be bullied especially if they make cringe posts about places theyve never been
>>217506008hey, it's calm, no worries. i'm fine with being overlooked. easy come, easy go.
>>217505982i thought up and then typed that post completely calmly and rationally because it's probably true you know exactly what they're like
>>217506008
>>217506008noms are closed these are early entries for next year surely
I'm gay and I hate white people and I hate myself and I'm mentally ill but I also know exactly how society should be run and did I mention I'm trans
>>217506025he's already got my vote mate don't you fret
^.^
i'm getting down with the funky sound and you already know my playas and playaettes in this bitch be boppin' out to the jams.
>>217506040Omds mate what are you like
rise sir poo seal, you poo to no one
gimmicks have been a bit crap this year if i'm honest
Whats up gays?I mean, what's up guys?
black cocks
>>217505992
which gimmick are you voting for lads
poo
>>217506089walt disney
cor £1693 deposited into the bank account from an old bank account i forgot i had. and it lush x
>>217506074I'm Rorke mate
yeahmotherfuckergangsta rap nigga
>>217506099YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR WALT DISNEY
>i'm getting down with the funky sound and you already know my playas and playaettes in this bitch be boppin' out to the jams.
Tomorrow I will be praying at the mosque, as we Muslims are wont to do
>>217506126nam sain
it's the game awards tonight but itstnot on until midnight or something
last one to not make the new is a rotten egg
>>217506170Thought you'd be more interested in the Gay Awards considering you win every year haha!
>>>/tv/216533445sc
>Searching for posts that contain ‘mousenonce’.>Returning only first 5000 of 16544 results found.
>>217506194bent that freak over and shagged his arse to smithereens
>>217506199picrel = /brit/posters
>>217506198breach of /brit/iquette to do this with your own thread lad
>>217506107and it straight into the Premium Bonds. AND it lush x
>>217506222O.o
hurry up and make the fucking new you stupid cunts
babylon bludclart
>>217506324>>217506324>>217506324
da has came back to life and has kicked me out of the shop ffs
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