Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradleyQuite the list isn't it edition
Sir Poo Seal
>>217511707poo seal for me
got my outfit sorted for the christmas party x
Realised that I won’t have the confidence to talk to a woman online/irl until I have perfected every single part of my life first. Probably will be about 28 before I try.
for me rorke has been the breakout success of 2025, absolutely incredible gimmique
Poo seal and umposting for gimmick of the year
Brit guys were made for it
mental how peng doncaster is
going to weigh myself and if I'm under 85kg I'm getting on the beers
Asked rorke earlier how Starmer was ruining the country and he never replied lmao
sancho listening to dancehall on his airpodspacing and mumbling patois
LIVERPOOL
the poo seal risesalthough I thought sir keir starmer was a meme from last year. if not, it's my favourite with poo seal a runner up
rorke talmbout might wash his ass for christmas this year
>>217511772summer is ere and im fuckin fuckin buzzin
>>217511750looking good matex
>>217511772grim
>>217511782If you're under 80kg you should get on the fruity cocktails aha x
11th of December still haven’t bought a tree or watched a Xmas film yet should probably just fucking kill myself what a waste
why are >we like this
>you arrive for your big ski trip in Montana
What are you lads wearing to the gimmick of the year awards then?
sir keir starmer
>>217511841you can't buy trees they belong to mother nature
>>217511843the bankers the bonuses
>>217511843having debt is not relevant to being "broke"
we MUST stop putin from getting the elder wand, the infinity gauntlet, and all of the chaos emeralds
no basel aston thread
>>217511841listened to the nutcracker suite on dec 1 to get into the mood me
>>217511785Probably had his digital ID license revoked mid typing
>>217511843>decade 5 of thatcherismit's impossible to tell
get them scranned
rorke giving his semen sample to trump
>>217511847Nothing
>>217511847
>>217511880putin is literally thanos
>>217511880William Wallace burnt down my home town
>>217511828The only item in that picture that will never see any use is the book. Booze bottle is getting emptied and stuck up yer bum by Saturday night
>>217511899more of a salt and vinigger man myself
i like the poo seal and will not apologize
>>217511916Han Solo shot Greedo without any provocation whatsoever
>>217511935me when they ask if i use emacs
>>217511916Good.
>>217511939saw that coming, screaming nonetheless
>>217511939'owling de lid
I miss summer. Wintercels cope and seethe
>>217511899puranu cockuteru curispu
>>217511935the hula hoops are great
>>217511950outside innit what's the problem
>>217511950white women are fucking disgusting
Lads, feel like I've got a cold coming on
>>217511950reckon taxing the billionaires might fix this>>217511961but you're the only one coping right now, sunlet
>>217511950>zarisha bradleylol
>>217511974cute
got my bum out
>>217511950>the daughter rolling in itfucksake
>>217511935me when they ask me who my favourite characters are in the streaming animated television series League of Legends: Arcane
>>217511707yeah i have actually
>>217511843>The average person in the UK is totally brokeReally glad we got the party that raises taxes on everything and takes even more of our money. Conservatives are absolute shite and I'll never vote for them, but if you vote for Labour, you're a total self-hating dickhead.
>>217511999oh oh got my willy out
imo that's grim
I DON'T THINK I LIKE DECADENT THINGS
>>217512053never visiting that shithole
DONCASTER DARLINGTON DURHAM DONCASTER DARLINGTON DURHAM DONCASTER DARLINGTON DURHAM DONCASTER DARLINGTON DURHAM DONCASTER DARLINGTON DURHAM DONCASTER DARLINGTON DURHAM DONCASTER DARLINGTON DURHAM DONCASTER DARLINGTON DURHAM
>>217512053what happens if you don't use social media
>>217511950lovely british birds
>>217512084can see why you didn't get the train station announcer job
>>217512084these are towns with a d this time
>>217512098Into the gulag you go
>>217512098can't come in
>>217511890How does such a weak "man" get elected to the highest political office in Britain?
No matter how things are here I'm glad I wasn't born a amerimutt
>>217512053what if you don't have social media
>>217512053>>217512098literally the meme about "he's a ghost"
sick to bastard death of this turkish lass I'm mates withalways cryingalways suicidalalways anxious because she told people her name (wish this was a joke)get therapy and FUCK OFF
>>217512073NOOOO
>>217512126not right that
>>217511939The second he put that down, I thought somebody is gonna nick if he's not careful. Didn't expect it to actually happen in less than 3 seconds. lmao. London has fallen.
>>217512153>always anxious because she told people her name (wish this was a joke)is this like a magic islam thing?
*enters /brit/*
>>217511707
mousey, come in over
>>217512153some Anglo cock will sort her right out, get it done rorke
>>217512050Mad how the next generation will talk about reform and greens and barely remember that the tories and labour existed
>>217512167she's not even muslimshe seems to think people will track her down, come to her house and kill her
>>217511561can'tsimply not charismatic, clever or confident enough to be able to
>>217512053hes retarted
>>217512153leave Zeynep alone
hate them>'Leaked document shows US wants to pull four countries 'away from the EU' as part of Make Europe Great Again strategy'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15374197/Leaked-document-shows-US-wants-pull-four-countries-EU-Make-Europe-Great-strategy.html
>>217512153Give her some willy STAT
>>217512179dont think l could be mates with this person
>>217512118Id put good money on him being stronger than rishi sunak
>>217512153Alright but is she fit tho?
Had 4 Vitamin C effervescents, two oranges, some blueberries and an orange juice.I need vitamin C if you consume enough of it just prior to a cold you can skip the cold completely
>>217512180then get violent
Insufferably boring thread.
>>217512126when they say white women have 'no ass', this is what they mean
>>217512202yeah she's alright but I couldn't be involved with such a fucking mentally ill cunt
>>217512204CWLTSYC
>>217512207no u
>>217512192Based Europe won't flourish as long as the EU exists
got my bits frying in the air fryer
>>217511707ah yes the copy the list from 2023 gimmick
The English divide nobody talks aboutJay and Mark • 1,000,000 views • 3 days ago
>>217512192Coalition of the Wallies
post ityou know the one
>>217512192Poland in a million years will never leave the EU. They're richer now than us thanks to the EU and their sheer hatred of Russia will keep in them.
>>217512163haha yeah mad how that happened and then the robber uploaded it to social media
>>217512053Why do they need to ask for it when they already have it?
Why was rorke raped and left in a ditch?Leftypol • 100,000,000 views • 1 minute ago
>>217512218keir like keira without the a
It would be very, very funny if trump does cause the EU to collaspe
boo hoo blog on normie
>>217512258
>>217512172Was he meant to have a parachute or something? Very strange
>>217512192lmao. hungary? poland? italy? they'll never leave. god trump is so fucking stupid
i'm duncan from doncaster,when drunk i'm the dongmaster
>>217512271Why do I need ID to get ID? (I don't know, beats me, beats me)If I had ID, I wouldn't need ID (Haha, that's right, that's true)
>>217511750very appropriate christmas party fit
>>217510767messaging, dating, that sort of thing. im well out of practice. even shagging, its been over a year for me.
I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT A CATS PURR IS LIKEHOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING
>>217512335have you just gained sentience?
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE I SPOKE TO SOMEONE THE SAME AGE BRACKET AS MEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>217512331I only need a few dozen practice gfs to stand at the altar as a man who has shagged.
>>217512303no he was trying to kill himself
>>217512126one of the best educational systems in the world and you can't put "an" in front of a vowel
living the life of pie, as it were
>>217512303Dignitas X
oh is the incel with the tiny cock back to whine again? dear me
>>217512354have been following this meme since that star wars movie came out, never fails to get a sensible chuckle
>>217512382Stay angry amermutt.
No more hoodies
got some pork belly in the fridge, pakis seething i bet
>>217512414Posted it again award
>>217512416guarantee you're fatter than me
>the force awokens was 11 years ago
back luck to kill a poo bird
>>217512258https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765473754256005.mp4
>>217512446shit birds of a feather flock together
>>217512445last film I saw at the pictures
>>217512312No, why do they need you to provide your social media history when they already collect it
it's always a bloody willy
What are you lads getting for Christmas then?
>>217512445Genuinely mental. Was in sixth form at the time, doesn't feel that long ago but I know it was. Mental how I've done literally nothing with my life since then.
well that's a bloke bouncing his spotty arse up and down isn't it
>>217512474turkey
>>217512443I'm fitter and whiter than you mutt. Go cry at your nearest McDonalds and pray to Isreal to remove the salad from you big mac
>>217512448We must end anti-catberg discrimination
>>217511950>oh okay there you go just right there popping a squat bare bum out yeah she's taking a piss
disco82https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWjF7D2ikmQ
>>217512414Zoomers have no idea how much work it is to raise a kid. She probably made huge sacrifices in her own life and years of stress and effort she will never get back. When you don't pass it on, it's like you are spitting in your parent's faces.
>We must end anti-catberg discrimination
>>217512508>eckhartzased
>>217512445delete this post please mate im begging you
>>217512053based this will fix america
mad how solidly cats beat dogs in the meme war
>>217512509you gonna post her arsehole or what
>>217512513more of a fan ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pX4qwtAxA
>>217512493Thanks for posting this since we're not allowed to
>>217512500thought i was supposed to be the one who pulls the "wider than u muhammed" card
>>217512551yeah that is mad
>>217512521Slave logic. No one said you had to have a kid, no one guaranteed that the kid will turn out the way you want. They can even come out deformed or retarded, and if you complain well then maybe you should have considered the risk. Also, nice one assuming that this woman actually put effort into being a parent. Surely the fact that their kid is a tranny says otherwise?
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOORKE
>>217512500the "far-right" is a threat to the corrupt uniparty because the "far-right" is a propaganda buzzword for anything the uniparty doesn't like. next election can't come soon enough
>>217512500it is strange how the establishment constantly howls about "far-right terrorism" but when was the last time white nationalists committed a major terror attack?
this game is so peak
>>217512534I look like this and say this
what do yanks call pizzas pies
>>217512509She looks completely mentally ill. (Would)
>>217512604radical muslims are far right
might do a gimmick where I have a wank
>>217512624if there is no one behind him what's the issue
>>217512623Because they are deeply unserious people
>>217512580She probably put it in effort but believed whatever shite they put on TV these days which is designed to lead you astray
>>217512640Rather strange how it's split right down the middle
>>217512640bottom right = racists
>>217512449you think posting this shit day in day out is funny? you're a sick fuck man
vomiting up my own arse
HMP Sex Arse>X-rated texts, a pregnancy, even an attempt at artificial insemination. As yet another female prison officer faces charges of sexual misconduct... Why do so many women fall for violent criminals they're paid to guard?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/lifestyle/article-15372551/female-prison-officer-sleep-violent-criminals.html(yeah its paywalled im sure one of you can figure it out)
>"white" poster constantly makes ESL level grammar mistakes thinking that's a polack now
https://www.tiktok.com/@mentallyillmile
>>217512640Giraffes must be pretty smart. Cats are clearly stupid though.
>>217512604Just an excuse for them to censor anything they don't like by guilt of association
>>217512567thanks for the response.listened to your song. i like the jalachaiyya chaiyya chaiyYA chaiyYA and some of the bansuri. and halfway through the bit in the tunnel where they're both red and it's slowed down and it gets all ooer deep and spooky chanty ness.
>>217512605this the stalker 2?
>>217512640brainmogged
the solution is neoliberalism
I work at a student halls and was outside today, leaving from the back gate when a 12ish year old douchebag on a bike way too big for him tried to get in the gate. I stopped him, so he started hurling the verbal abuse at me. It was more hilarious than scary given the size of him but still unpleasant. He shouted "You fat fuck lesbian!" and was not pleased when Iaughed at him and asked if that was genuinely the best he could come up with (I am indeed a fat fuck queer woman so he wasn't exactly wrong). He then tried to follow me in to the building at other entrance, shouting the whole time, trying to intimidate me with his bike. My being a fat fuck came in handy as I just stood in his way and blocked him easily from getting in. As the gate was closing in his face, the finishing touch: he spat at me. I say AT me as it didn't have enough force to hit me.What a fucking delightful young man. Decided to phone 101 despite knowing they can't do much, but hey, we have good CCTV.How was your afternoon?!
>>217512675get them housedget them fed get them wanked off
>>217512721ahaha great stuff
>>217512307cute but they could rip your head off at any moment
>>217512685Their vaginas must be leaking the entire shift. Imagine how crusty their knickers are when they get home
gingerbread latte imperial stout vault city
>>217512721>I work at a student hallsgrim
rorkes having a baby!
>>217512675british 'men' complaining about this and doing nothing about it
erm...lads?
>>217512757this one wouldn't
>>217512675"ASYLUM" SEEKERS ARE INVADING LEGO CITY
>>217512053Joke country
reckon to make housing cheaper they should just build houses without kitchens because everyone just orders goyslop on uberjeets for every meal these days anyway
*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>217512610nice arms
>>217512805thats the tokyo way - tiny kitchens with 1 ring stove and mini oven so you never cook
>>217512789Wasn't me
feeling very indian
>>217512610dire stolen slopgenuinely should be illegal
>>217512785Retard
>>217512805Reckon they should build them without bathrooms seeing as third workers don't use toilets anyway
>>217512640gonna show my cat this picture when she's challenging my authority
>>217512805I see ubereats at my neighbours every dayI don't get it, I used to go over there as a kid, the mum can cook I blame her daughter she definitely cannot cook
ooh look at me i'm out first i'm all yellow
>>217512875she’ll just meow and bump her head into you for more chin scratches
Tie pajeets to cannons a blast them to peices.
>>217512869build them without bedrooms, kitchens, living rooms, or bathroomsschroedinger's hobo
I've been putting a dash of Worcestershire sauce in my coffee for the last 5 yearsit is an absolute game changer
timmy wanking off to his guerrilla race war fantasies
>>217512640
drunk and high but only really enjoying the high part
>>217512869Still screaming from a few months back when our local park had a bunch of human sized shits appearing over night. There was no way this was dog shit, it was legitimate human shit. Big batches of it. The locals were going into overdrive with rumours, ranging from pranks to the paranormal. Our local councillor along with some special PCs set a stakeout over night to catch the culprit. Turns out a refugee family's toilet in their one bedroom flat was broken. They didn't want to complain to the lad they were renting it from for fear of deportation so the whole family (8 of them) would go to the park after dark to do their business
>>217512924SAAAR
sucking a whisky
will nigel actually get them deported or is it just words
Why are Russia incapable of participating in civilised world? All they seem to do is attack, antagonise, destabilise and treat everyone with suspicion like a permanent state of cold war
the gyaldem
>>217513015then bed?
>>217512978if women were in power ww1 would never have happened
>>217513022words
>>217513022Even if he does deport them your standard of living will still get worse
>>217513039that's the briggate maccies
>>217513023Russia is based and trad
sent my letter to father christmas offjust got the one thing on it this year>chinese gfbit of a big ask but i think ive been a good enough boy this year
keep getting mysterious text messages telling me to confirm my appointment with a doctor regarding my early-onset dementia, i've been ignoring them
>>217513022yes he's going to deport 20% of the working population and tank the economy
toilberg wearing a see through top todaycould see her bra and nipple peaking outabsolute filth
>>217513022Yep.
>>217513023Mental how they're responsible for every problem we've had in this world since 1917. Mentally destroyed Americans too
>>217513066really don't care if i get poorer as long as i don't have to see or smell them anymore
animals smoking durrys
>>217513023they're still seething that communism didn't work and freedom reigns x
>>217513066>Even if he does deport them your standard of living will still get worsethe only thing that could make the standard of living worse from such a scenario is if america decides to embargo/venezuela any country that does the needfulthe yookay is relatively insulated against systemic shock from woke blockades thanks to brexit
>>217513083>>217513022well if the pensioners vote him in he should also scrap the triple lock and any freebies pensioners get
>>217512775Did NATO really post this on Twitter? Lol. Please be real.
>>217513114>and freedom reigns xwhat freedom?
Deport all pajeets and muslims and this country will be 100 times better
>>217513094Mad how that councillor only joined the party from the Tories in July and already heads his local branchThey really are just Tories under a new name now
>>217513139and the rest mate
>>217513139*Kill **planet
President Bog Fart Toilet Shart
>>217512805Reckon to make housing cheaper they should just stop bringing people in
>>217513155leftypol kicking his feet like a little girl watching this
>>217513146ironically it's probably because it's an ethnic racket that runs that constituency
>>217513139this but incels
>>217513171screaming that his name is literally toilet toilet fart
>>217513120Yes. Globohomo is real
>>217512859ah yeah, a protest, that'll show starmer
Sir Paul Blart Bog Fart
>>217512859Interesting how the only time they cover these is when the protesters have done something wrong. Imagine how easy it would be for the government to plant a few bad actors in these crowds. Haha... I'm sure they'd never do anything like that.
Sisterberg pulled out of the sibling New Years trip to Europe so this New Years Eve I’m going to be a lonely incel again except this time I’ll be Poland
queer woke barmer
>>217513234meanwhile they arrested fathers that came to try and seize their daughters back from the doorsteps of the rape gangs
>>217513234Police are such fucking traitors. Imagine coming home to tell your wife you banged up a 13 year old lad who was probably protesting the killing of a little girl by some illegal foreign cunt.
sir andrex washlet
>>217513269what were you planning on shagging her?
>>217513269were full mate sorry
>>217513269ever shagged her on a sibling trip
Every Labour and tory MP should be hanged
>>217513289>>217513289>>217513289>>217513289>>217513289
Does the girl at toil like me
southport riots were kino
>>217513282Saw a policeman body an 11 year old at the local shops for spitting at him, rest of them fled like rats
>>217513022Doesn't matter how bad Reform is, they won't be worse than Conservatives or Labour. And even if they are, it doesn't matter because we need to shatter the uniparty, so that a real party can be elected after that.
ERM...LADS?!
>>217511902Who wants to know all this stuff, and why?
>>217513281>>217513282it's ok lads we'll just protest some morewhat is the state gonna do THEN?(aside from imprison us more)
>>217512050Democracy is having an illusion of choice while no party does what you and the majority of people like you want. Literally Nazi communism to disagree, tata
>me mum was cooked in the holly mate what you fink about what you say now huh?
