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Which Canadian city is home to the man who hates the NHL, hates the Stanley Cup, hates the Winter Classic, hates the Stadium Series, hates ice hockey, and wants the most anti-hockey city of all?
thanks threadcuck
>>217544281Fuck off ladyboyjeet. The answer is Halifax btw.
>>217544366Why is Halifax the ideal city for a man who hates the NHL and hates ice hockey?
>>217544437Me af
>>217544295I assume it's the same thing like porn actresses who wear only gym shoes and nothing else while performing
damn the spergarican is back? haven't seen him spamming his faggot gimmick in quite a while.
>>217544456You mean they’re gape gloves?
>>217544434Cause it's a small city far removed from the rest of metropolitan Canada that doesn't have an NHL team. I was gonna say Victoria instead but settled on Halifax cause Vic is too close to Vancouver.
other people probably think I must be some retarded drug-addicted troublemaker of the group based on my appearance but the reality is I'm the only fucking responsible adult here and my roommates are childish drug-abusing dependents that I not only pay for but also clean up after
>>217544462Wow she cucked Best Buy
>>217544462>be young and attractive white woman>totally accidentally make bank as a result I hate.
Minus well be walkin on a son
>>217544498Here's another good reason to choose Halifaxhttps://www.canpl.ca/hfxwanderersfchttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HFX_Wanderers_FC
and I'm looking for a way out of this situation but it's so difficult to relocate because of my job and I guess potential roommates are making assumptions too
>>217544462Good afternoon.Do you have any retro consoles for sale that give me the image of a gamer who hates PC gaming, hates Gabe Newell, hates FPS games, and hates Half-Life?
Somali Muslims can't even let a lad sing, damn.
>>217544462>/int/ calls this a mid ugly white whore who either fucks dogs or black men and Asian women are cuter and more feminine ???
semensemencum
What made you upset today?
>>217544618God let me live another day.
>5PM on a Friday
>>217544618I ate 2 donuts and I'm trying to be healthy
>>217544618mr pendejo not replying to me
I also had to deal with all of the paperwork because they are unironically too retarded and dependent on AI. I also had to set up the internet modem because instead of reading the manual, they decided to use AI and their chat-GPT wasn't giving them accurate instructions
>>217544645I should drink alcohol but I stopped and I don't really want to start again
>>217544610https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xucfk7jktsY&pp=ygUXV2VsY29tZSB0byB0aGUgY3VtIHpvbmU%3D
Brutal.
I mean it
what weird fetish do you have
>>217544715haha yurotard trannies btfo
>>217544722I like spankings
>>217544715HAHAHAHAHA
If you haven't lived near minorities you shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>217544597it's cope for being rejected by them
>>217544722closeup female orgasms
>>217544722tall girls
they don't measure with foot in Europe
on a hippy trail head full of zombie
>>217544804vaginas are ugly
>>217544829i blame cosmopolitan
>>217544775receiving or
>>217544618It's cold and grey outsideI don't have any friends
Did the needful like I said I would
>>217544819Zoomers will never know this feel
>>217544722musky looking women
>>217544722Mom NTS
>>217544887शुभ प्रभात सअर!
why can't nobody on twitter take a joke, why is everything so miserable all the time
>>217544939you zoomers are so cooked.
>>217544920i was 7 years old when that was around
shant be posting in this foreign made thread
>>217544618just like every other day: religious questions. i can't stop thinking about religion and it drives me crazy. i have this constant fear that i'm gonna go to hell when i die
>>217545071Broooo that drawing has big TITS!!!How did they do it?!
>>217545068Wait, I don't actually remember asking???
>>217545069you sound black to me
>>217545090it has small tits too, RETARD!
bros what the fuck the girl who hadn't messaged me back all week on tinder just randomly asked if I wanted to get coffee tomorrow morning
i. want. to. die.
>>217544618Nothing, I had a good day.
just farted
Elon Musk is my idol
Use this when the great need arrives.
i'm fuckin art hoes like (f)Elon
>>217544722Omorashi
>>217544722Why don't you tell us yours first?
>>217544618life is scary and you can’t save the people and things you love from collision with cold hard forces
I poop and fart
>label created yesterday>still not shipped out 24 hours later
>>217545192same
>>217545375>ordered christmas gift for my sister>website says it's in stock>tracking updates a couple days later>"back ordered until January 6th"
>>217545375serves u right
>>217545403what did you buy her?
>>217545403My sister didn't get me a gift last year or for my birthday this year so I shan't be getting her anything.
>Do you have acne? Take this drug(WARNING: May cause INSTANT DEATH, suicidal and/or homicidal and/or cannibalistic thoughts, explosive diarrhea, acne, vomiting, permanent loss of vision, etc)
>>217545446you're too old for gifts anyways
My brother always gives me stupid gifts so I'm not going to get him anything
>>217545435One of those citrus squeezer things. She lives next to an old couple who give her free oranges in the summer.
all i want in life is to be healthy. that's the only thing i'm asking for. is that really too much to ask?
im an only child
>>217545530That depends on you in most cases.
>>217545568I'm going to kiss you
>>217545574i am my worst enemy
>>217545487My sister gave me a pack of soap-flavoured gum once. That was two or three years ago. She's a weird person. Some years she will give nice or expensive gifts and others she will just ghost me and my mum and do her own thing. Yeah she's strange. Very flighty and unserious. Me and my mum are supposed to go to her and her bf's place for dinner on Christmas Day so idk I feel like I should get her a small gift but last year she did one of those ghostings and really upset our mother and I'm still pissed off over it. But since her and her bf are making all of us dinner and she might have a gift for me I should prob get her something small at least. Idk.
I don't buy gifts and I tell my parents if they feel compelled to buy me a gift I would like food or holocaust books.
>>217545591**kisses you**
I just wanna see the sun again
for those of you that don't know i'm a schizo. they say i only have OCD and irrational fears but i'm positive i'm a schizo
>>217545634fuck no. i hate the sun
another schizo? well looks like the filter finna get heavier
>>217545618Buy her a dildo
>>217545657You'll grow out of it
>>217545675sex toys are in heavy demand during the holiday season
i mixed alcohol with antipsychotics and it got me all fucked up. i have all these fears in the last 3 months because i got drunk 10-15 times while on antipsychotics. please guys whatever you do don't mix alcohol with antipsychotics. i think i'm permanently damaged
>>217545642Self-diagnosis is counterproductive. Use the therapies properly.
>>217545693Well, stop doing that
>>217544618northeasterners
>>217545657Go to the North Pole or the Arctic Circle.I recommend the city of Qiaġvik (formerly Barrow), in the state of Alaska.
>>217545693>i think i'm permanently damagedIt happened to me with cannabis.
staying in my room while guests are over award
i can be her dildo
>>217545748wtf am i looking at?
I bet most of /cum/ would manage to fuck these up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSMmTAs0D1g
>>217545670tfw couldn't find /cum/ because it was made by a filtered flag
Gonna get a phd in race science
>>217545794Will Stancil be like that
thinking of moving to the united states to become a male prostitute that serves attractive women only
>>217545780I hate it when that happens, used to be common when the bong schizo spammed here and sometimes idiots would use his thread
>>217544722I like camming but there's too many gay 40 year olds looking for twinks
No Country For Old Men is such a pseud movie.
>>217545819Male prostitutes are for gays
>>217545715i stopped but i'm already fucked. i think i will have fears my whole life
Ask lil wayne who the five star bitch is
>>217545819same, reckon i can pull a milf or two
>>217545841only the ones you're used to
>>217545837Why?
>>217545775>zoomers don't know about Chinese handcuffs
>>217545845Everything is going to be okay
>>217545747at least i dodged that bullet. i got stoned like 5 or 6 times and i hated it. if i continued i would be even more fucked than now
>>217545837never watched it, not even when i was in my cult movies phase
How do we feel about Onii-chan! Hold Me Tight All Night! being snubbed from The Game Awards?
normies have gayming hobbies
>>217545885quite literally ready to riot over this travesty
good night brossssssss
>>217545885A complete tragedy.
>lady in Taiwan shows her mom a photo of me >Her mom thinks I am a cat fish>She says that I don't look like the kind of white guy to go after Asian girls >Also warned her saying that people who go after Asians don't look that nice What did they mean like this
>>217545885Did ANYTHING good get announced? Pragmata release date or something?
>>217545837it’s kino doe
You're a faggot ass nigger who can't see good
listening to kiss. not because the guy died, just got in the mood.
>>217545919sleep tight broooooooo
>>217545937WTF. Is this racism out of /b/?
>>217545975cum is just based like that!
>>217545975Shut the fuck up pendejo
>>217545824Sex with this chick.
canadian boy butts smell like marshmallow creme and dark maple syrup, the kind used for bakingmexican boy butts smell like cumin and masaamerican boy butts smell like cherry tobacco and firewood
>>217546042Zootopia 2?
>>217545975yeah? you got a problem with it, puta?
crazy how there's niggas who play porn games
>>217546042Kill yourself
almost done with metro last light
Mesa finna goona
Glutes are killing me
>>217546176i can help with that babe
Gonna make mozzarella sticks.
>>217546089
>>217546075there was a flash one
toots are killing me
>>217546185Please massage my cheeks
I only message sweet cheeks
>>217545837It's boring
Me rn
>>217546531
>>217546531all librul dicks ITT just got hard
I'm as bored as anyone has ever been if not more so
>>217544506Sounds like vagabond cope
>power went out for 3 hours>sun went down after 2 and I couldn't read anymore>had to sit around like a dumbass freezing and waiting for it to come back on how hellish
>>217546629Let's play a game
>>217546663>that webmatomic kek holy fuck
>>217546663oh right black people exist
>>217546663that was cool
>>217546663Did he just die?
>>217546685ok
>>217545925>fishing for compliments on cum and subtle bragginglower than an earthworm
I wish I was some cool skeevy pick pocket or rogue that'd be cooler than being me
>>217546712Patty cake patty cake bakers man*clap clap clap*
>>217546720Until you get your nigger ass choke slammed into a coma off the walmart display in atlanta for trying to steal some listerine
>>217546725I don't know that gane
>>217546709idk other people said AI and I don't care enough to scrutinize it
>>217546717Not much of a brag too given that Thailand is the whore capitol of the world
>>217546798Taiwan? I love thaifood!
what a fucking faggot day at toilberg, had to deal with a legit schizophrenic and it's impossible to have a conversation with those people. goddamn niggas.
>>217546855fire that nigga
>>217544258In the movie The Blob, Trichloracetic acid is mentioned as if it were the Bomb. Not sure if any such tripling of vinegar exists.
best part about the power being back is I can finally turn on volcanoberg and rip a bag
It's beer time
Elon is such a breed bull holy shit. What is that like 20 kids?
>>217546936I can't just drink one. I have to drink 15
>>217546959A toast!To the janny!
>>217546725Bake me a cake as fast as you can!
I'll be baking cookies once the dough comes to temperature
which hallmark movie should i watch today?
>>217546938Might as well be zero when it comes to fatherly nurturing of sons, particularly when it comes to imagination and intellect.
>>217546938He does IVF cuz he wants sons only
>>217547033The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcUUodshLl4the great floor crossing begins
>>217547033I've been watching "finding Mr Christmas"It's enjoyable to watch men compete without sabotage. They could never ever make that show about finding ms christmas
I look like this
Let's do an embarrassing one>What was your first blowjob like?
>>217546908it was a client ffs, can't even fire them. just gonna drink some beer and pretend the future doesn't exist.
>wah my life is so hard I have a job and clientspoor you some of are literally homeless
>>217547097I was 14 and she was like 4 years older than meMade my jaw hurt a lot
>>217547097I've already posted it you can dig through the archives newfag
>>217547097im a khhv volcel
clients make my job way easierfinding them is the gay part
and the game award goes to...ooh ma musoom
>>217547206Why is it gay? Do they have aids?
>>217547231hello mr pendejo
>>217547108this is such a mean-spirited, spiteful image. i'm not happy, but i don't have some delusion that the people who are, are at some kind of tipping-point. some people are actually happy, let them be. better, ask them how, ha.
>>217547163
>>217547278Boo hoo nigger
>>217547251Stop calling me that!
>>217547278very feminine coded post
you guys take boneless chicken for granted
>>217547278I think the image is meant to be more of a critique on those who kid themselves about their positive state of being. Particularly, those who would lecture sad anons about being said when there's this notion that happiness is just a state of mind and you achieve it by flipping a switch. I don't think it's necessarily meant to denigrate those who are genuinely happy. At least that's how I interpreted this art. Let me know your thoughts in the comments below, don't forget to Like and Subscribe for more introspective posts like this.
>>217547294Puta pendejo!
>>217547287who's boo-hoo'ing? that wasn't a 'woe is me' sentiment, it was encouragement to drive forward and seek happiness always, even if it's currently eluding you.
>>217547294Hello Senor Prieto
>>217547294okay then tell me what do you want for christmas?
>>217547324Didn't read
>>217547294pendejo26 daysVallarta, be thereI'm CIA, so no worries
>coworkers start talking about videogames >"what's your steam id, anon?"
>gotta go to the mall tomorrow to hunt for some Xmas gifts>gonna be full of streetshitters and other assorted human refuse>stench of fries and greasy chinese food mixed with plastic and farts assaulting my nose at every turn>screeching children>oblivious pigs and losers standing in the middle of thoroughfares >every store jammed with people>store clerks staring you down as though you're about to commit a heist despite the fact that I'm a clean cut 6 foot tall white malethe absolute state of this fucking cunt
>>217546985To Janny
>>217547390why didn't you buy gifts online and avoid the jeet menace
>>217547376hey with any luck they're closeted faggot weeaboo pedophiles just like you, maybe you'll make some new connections
But I wanna be a girl. Don't wanna be a boy. Put my dress on. Dress how I want. Button-down skirt. Getcha grey on. I wanna be a girl.
>>217547407I did but half of them are in limbo because my cunt's postal service is doing rotating strikes (part of living in a socialist 3rd world shithole called Canada). Plus a bunch of people kept saying they'd let me know what they wanted but ultimately never did, or sent me a generic list with unobtainable stuff on it on short notice. I would never willingly put myself in this situation, but they're family and I love them. If I can't find anything they'll just be getting gift cards.
>>217547407I don't want the jeet Amazon drivers to know my address.
Jeets hate shopping before 10AM. I've been in shopping in Surrey and the malls actually have old white people in them.They go out in droves 30 minutes before stores close.
my taste for black women is returning more and more lately
>>217547491this is how trust fund babies feel about the rest of the world
Every time I go to the liquor store I see someone shoplift
It's almost 4:20 oh boy
>>217547533it's 7:17
I don't buy gifts for anyone except my parents maybe my siblings if i'm feelings especially generous
just won another volibear jungle game in the silver division
>>217547454>a bunch of people kept saying they'd let me know what they wanted but ultimately never didman, the only thing i've ever asked for for years was one of those hillshire farm packages and a case of beer. and i share the hillshire farm thing on christmas eve. i will say, last year my sister-in-law got me these massage rollers that i'm using still.
Happy 4:20!!!!!!! !!!!!! rart
>>217547564this sounds like a /brit/ crossover post with its obscurity and non-referentiality
>>217547584cmon man you really don't know league?
>>217547564Volibear is dead to me since the rework
>playing video games
>>217547602so there you are, the one guy who actually played old volibear besides trick
>>217547633you don't play any at all?
>>217547564silver dang you're getting up there anon
>>217547596I've always hated Warcraft aesthetics in general, and I play games based just on that, I was a big fan of the Diablo/BG era of stark gothic realism in RPG's and spinoffs
>>217547670I like my shit bright bruh. Act 2 was my favorite cuz the sun was out
>playing videogames in 2025Rofl LMAO only LOSERS play videogames in 2025
>>217547704this, winners argue about gay nonsense on 4chan on friday nights and shame anyone who seeks distraction
>>217547704I wanted to stream EU5 before it came out but looking at that shitshow I don't even want to play a pirated version until they make it playable...another couple of months of patches should do the trick
>>217547568Yeah I wouldn't have such an issue just buying them something if they weren't all rabid CONSOOMERS. They basically own everything under the sun. Ironically got my brother in law one of those shoulder massage heating things too. Might actually just get them a bunch of fancy foods and treats, everyone loves that stuff. I basically just ask for liquor and food too, the only stuff I "need" is way out of their price ranges anyways so I can't put $8k night vision on my list.
Time to look through my books and see which one I'll begin tonight
watching this
how come GIRLS can fish for compliments but GUYS can't it's not fair
>>217547755I'm playing wow
>>217547929what is this, 2008?
>>217547926imagine fishing for compliments amongst the fellas. that's just gay, man
>>217547951who said anything about that
>>217547926theres nothing complimentable about scrotes, they're ugly and disgusting
>>217547454MEINE GOTTEneed to spaff on her titsASAP
>>217547967
>>217547974
video essay about a ps2 classic? sign me the fuck up
is pandora better than spotify yet
Coworkers keep talking about sports gambling lmfao
>>217547974This, women have boobs their bodies are designed to be stared at Moids are disgusting subhumans by comparison
fucking depressing
Hunter Schafer is one hot tranny.
I'm so two thousand eightyou so two thousand lateI got that boom boom boomthat future boom boom boom
>wear a beanie two days in a row>get a red bump in the corner of my scalpnot allowed to have anything?
>>217548080https://youtu.be/zpgOUgqCz-w
>>217548095I wear my hair long because they're *fabulous* with their soft curls but also because I don't need to wear headgear if it's above freezing
>>217548119i have a hard time understanding human relationships
thought I had to go into town to get more cigs but I found an unopened pack in the truck. BASED FUCKING DEPARTMENT
>>217548124jesus christ lmao
>>217548135why, are you autist?
>>217548162idk
>>217548126I cut my hair down to the bone because I was noticing red spots after growing it out a bit. it finally cleared up after a couple weeks post-cut, and now I have this problem.
>>217548183I've got dermatitis so I get these tough spots of dandruff, but I just love the whole 1970's look too much and also my head is kind of broad cause this is that part of Europehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTuQ7v1i5w
>>217548135what is there to understand? guy and girl are taking photo together.
>>217548162He's a primordial elemental being who has too much time to be concerned with the triviality of humans.
>>217548222he's a solid 7
>>217548080Remember how much people hated this song?
>>217548236I was young enough to only know how awesome it was. It's been stuck in my head since the superbowl
>>217548253Kys zoomer scum.
>>217547755I'm playing Baldur's Gate 3.
>>217548236The Black Eyed Peas fucking sucked, even Maroon 5 have more staying power
Rats in the front room, dopers in the backJunkie's in the alley with the baseball bat
MONKEFINANCEGROUP
>>217548355banana stocks are going to the fucking moon
mextextexmex
science made 3d printed siliconetime to get a gf
>>217548388https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y19jHEJst60g'bless the 60's
>>217548377LONGBANAN
she's sad because her ex is getting engaged
Sup fellas >>217548424I like this
thought my music hard drive diedhad a little panic attack I did
>>217548479you got the innernet donya just stream it doofus
>>>/r9k/83374132>>>/r9k/83374132>>>/r9k/83374132>>>/r9k/83374132made one
>>217548475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqtjTWGVNHYand because you are who you are I'd be remiss in not playing you this primal Latin/funk/disco number, I used to have the synth riff for my ringtone long ago
is this really george michael?
>>217548506told you to shut up before u even linked it git GUD scrub
>>217548496like at least 20% of my stuff is not on streaming
>>217548479That happened to me 10 years ago, I lost a terabit of music. I wanted to kms. Since then I do back ups and everything. Never again is now!
>>217548521did sum1 cut her in half
>>217548525Why are you browsing reddit9k? I only make my own threads there. How did you know it was me? Are you a janitor?
>>217548526well better set up a home server then
its not george
>>217548562your threads are super obvious so I knew it was you right away
are they going to kiss?
wth he proposed
I haven't had a single music file on my disc since 2018
>>217548603
so they are kissing now
nor porn, for that matter, you watch a porno twice and you're sick of it, unless you've got a parasocial thing for the performers
>>217548616woaw I'm in love
>>217548471wish 40 year old women actually looked like this and not jabba the hut
>>217545837Starts off extremely well, latter third is pretentious to the point it damages the entire film
