>early>Jf>AI webm opThis ain't it
>>217585994Sorry brit bro :'(
*dissolves into a viscous ooze*
mental how he disarmed that cunt
real new >>217586064>>217586064
Brit bro how bad is the situation in britain ?
>>217586090Based brit !
>>217585925
Need a christmas twink to rape. Under the covers high impact gay and tranny sex
>>217587305>thread still aliveLMAO
Rorke protecting the women and children by spending his free time working at food banks and donating to local charities
>>217587248NOOO pierce brosnan don't do it!
leftypol sitting in the cinema surrounded by whites crying over the progress Wicked has made to defy the Trump regime with a black lesbian
Why do British taxpayers pay for Jewish security?>Jewish schools in the UK receive dedicated protective security funding through a government grant:>The Jewish Community Protective Security Grant, managed by the Community Security Trust (CST), funds security measures for Jewish schools and other community sites (like synagogues) that are deemed at risk of hate crime or terrorism. >Recent funding levels (Home Office figures):>£18 million was allocated for 2023/24 to support Jewish community protective security (including schools). >The UK government has committed additional funding £54 million for 2025–28 on top of existing funding — meaning roughly £18 million per year is foreseen for Jewish protective security including at schools and synagogues. >This scheme specifically covers Jewish schools via CST, often used to fund security guards, CCTV, and alarm systems where threats are assessed. >Christian Schools>In the UK, Christian schools do not generally receive the same dedicated grant like the Jewish Community Protective Security Grant.
eating my tea
I love things like thisalso stories of men becoming trannies when they're already married and it destroys the life of the woman they're married to
Zesty Foden Pink Puckering BoyPussy!!
>>217586097bad lol
Rorkesheed's been done
it's going to be illegal to be a rorke or leftypol here very soonthe radical centrist era is upon us
>>217590129scram
love cats medon’t like thinking about the nasty evil world and all the horrible things happening so I just think about catberg
>>217590105
>>217590138why did he smear tomato paste over himself and then take a selfie. seems like you would have other priorities during a mass shooting
>>217590150screaming is now illegalwe must react moderately to /brit/ posts
>>217590138ah yes let me take a selfie and post it on twitter
jelqing and kegels
leftypol walking through the shops with his white family and internally seething in rage when he sees "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays"
>>217590161My fat boy is now 5.5kg
Resident Evil 9Hope it's good xo
>>217590118and jews only hire jewish security personnel, so that money goes back into the pockets of jewsneat little scheme they have
Christmas not the same without LadBaby single
>>217590188fat bloody bastard
>>217590190woke shite
have you noticed how jews hardly ever cry or show emotion?
I am a lizardI may react slowly, but when I react, it's fast
>>217590138Any sensible person would say that antisemitism and islamophobia are both equally bad
>>217590200cor yes loved them what are they like. I LOVE SAUSAGE ROLLS haha mint
>>217590188:3
>>217590213don't idiots like this know who imported brownoids?
>>217590213terrorism has no religion mate get it deleted
>>217590188Adolf Catler needs a diet
>>217590213this nigga gon get arrested
>>217590251unironically kill yourself
Let’s all sing along!https://youtu.be/cmpRLQZkTb8
i don't really care about any of that
made another new because france posted the link and i didnt see it destroy france kill all frenches
>>217590220Oh shut up
>>217590238in these arguments people can't seem to grasp the idea that "both sides" can be wrong. tribe mentality.
dont know what to get my family for christmas
>>217590188>88o/
friendlyjordies bloke made a video taking the piss out of the UKjust not righteveryones making fun of us
just wanna nosh on some clunge
>>217590308consider getting them a clue
>>217590294Is though isn't it.
>>217590317>>217590264
break free
have you ever been obsessed with a girl? did you ever find her facebook and stalk her or anything like that?
>>217590319Not very friendly, is it…
when whites are no more, jews will enslave the brown biomass. a few dead jews here and there is insignificant collateral damage to them.
The Ghost of Theve lads
>>217590342poggers
>>217590339lovely jubbly
catberg on a mad one
>>217590339
Did you know? PSP is so cool, you can play your favorite Nintendo videogames on it! God, I can feel the irony
>>217590334He looks sad
>>217590308Get them some of these
>>217590343Why didn't she sit on the side? Dumb b
You should not be allowed to post on /brit/ if you've never had sex. That's what /britfeel/ is for.
>>217590326It's a video game, get a grip mate
>>217590382Luv luv luv strong females in video games
no really jews don't care if a tiny of jews get killed by the muslims they brought in if it means getting rid of white society and having ultimate control of the low mutt biomass
>>217590382https://youtu.be/4-oxm8UzYCc
>>217590369He's spoiled
>>217590343chinks getting btfo by escalators is almost as ubiquitous as pajeets getting btfo by trains, what's up with that?
>>217590308Supermarkets are a good place if you want ideas. I normally get things from work with myself's colleague discount
>>217590378*rapes you*okay now what?
>>217590406the blackpill is always right
>>217590417why does the lion kill the deerread that again
>>217590378I shagged the missus this morning but struggled to keep it up while inside her and she asked me to fuck her harder
had some chappell roan absolutely pumping at the end of my walk there must have been walked 4-odd miles an hour
>>217590423don't feel safe after seeing this comments so i've reported it to the police.
>>217590441bent
>>217590440no right this. i've never shagged
>>217590343
>>217590406you spend all day in your smelly bedroom dreaming up these scenarios
dire, dire /brit/ today
>>217590482I just saw it on reddit and thought it was funny not that deep mate
*looks at you like this*
Btw for whoever was talking shit earlier about evolution, our colleague discount evolves higher the longer you work here. Loyalty pays off as they say
in a couple hours 4chan is banned for usbut first we poo
>>217590507>tfw no hot junkie gf
>anon says something stupid>point out he said something stupid>"na bro just saw it on reddit it was funny wasn't being srs"
Ofcom blocks 4chan today
You can only choose 1 actress to marry. Who?
>>217590555winona
nth for the gyaldem
>>217590527clearly rattled. keep thinking about me x
>>217590555Jessie Buckley
>>217590118>Why do British taxpayers pay for Jewish security?Becuase Muslims are violent and hate Jews?Quite simple really
>>217590365mad how peak brown intellect is basicallt stuck at teenager level, while jewish intellect continues to grow throughout life. whites fall somewhere in between.
>>217590555
>>217590532>>217590543Okay, but I already participated in the grand farewell last time. We can’t be doing this every week
3 poos today so farall have been liquid
>Violence against women and girls is a national emergency, says Shabana Mahmoodhow could andrew tate do this
noises and smells coming out of my arsewhat causes this i wonder
chatgpt gettign cocky with me
>>217590601on the booze were ya?
after leavin pon gherky shift last night
>>217590555Sophie Thatcher Perfect blend of goth, cute, hot and girl next door
>>217590638looks like a femboy
Every single government on earth has a department dedicated to trying to control the flow of memes on 4chanMakes you think, doesn't it?
>>217590579The sub-100 average IQ in Israel would suggest that it’s actually the Jews who are the middle ground between Whites and the unwashed thirdie masses
>>217590618ate some expired pork, was on the booze and had a paki scran on the way homeit's not an ideal combination
>>217590646love women who look a bit like menbut dont like those tranny buggers me
>>217590646>Intentionally searching for the worst picture you can find
whoa
>>217590555Nell Tiger Free
>>217590614thought hmrc said unc and that chatgpt was calling you unc
>>217590650they FEAR us
>>217590646>femboy with a vagina the ideal woman
got some of them 6mg pouchescan barely feel anythingwaste of money
>>217590666notice how less than 30 seconds elapsed between the two posts? it was literally the first one that came up when i searched google and i pasted it here
>>217590668Indian clothing is actually nice tbqhRemember that the original Aryans were blue eyed and fair like her
>>217590668int that the "what would happen to me in a men's prison" tranny lass ?
>>217590656cope. jews have higher IQs than goyim
>>217590650no they don't
>>217590692love cats. genuinely think you have to be subhuman to hate them
>>217590668is she slav or something?slav women are usually stupid enough to be taken in by indian culture
>>217590696Wish we had actual snus like they have in Sweden
>>217590701Based on Indians with Aryan paternal lineage having R1a Y-DNA, that would suggest that the Aryan conquerors of India were cousins of the Russians.
coco lovelock
>>217590739subhumans can like cats too
mental how much of a horny teen I wasWould get hard from women in daytime TVplus I’d cum really thick loads
>>217590752why do cursed women always wear crosses? it's never other religions
sucking down some incredibly creamy brie
>>217590744Western women, hippies, theosophists, etc all got taken in by an Orientalist fascination with India, until millions of jeets showed up with the West, and they stopped being exotic. The Russians haven’t experienced a Boriswave to make everyone hate jeets.
>>217590786used to wank in the toilets in school i got so hornywouldn't even aim it in the bowl and would just spaff everywhere and leave it
>>217590786ktim used to wank to loose women
>>217590792dying on the cross is kinda hard
>>217590800Brie Larson?
>>217590807ktim i would cum all over the cubicle walls
rorkers on a mad one
Doing a poo and screaming about my fucked gay nigger life while doing it
>>217590792There’s a cohort of goth girls who at least purport to follow LaVeyan Satanism, which is basically a thinly veiled form of Judaism (founder was a Jew named Levi who changed it slightly to sound more French)
li'm raping you and that's ot
>>217590801every fourth or fifth young and pretty, blonde polish girl in the uk dated short, ugly, fresh-off-the-boat indian men before brexit
>>217590859
do you lads vape?
>>217590813kek me too, something about middle aged woman all gathered together chatting about fuck all would send my cock shooting straight up
>>217590900yeah been vaping since 2017 mad that.
the vaped
>>217590900i buy one disposable a day i;'m spending like 2 grand a year on this shit
>>217590900I used to but then I realised I don't want to fuck up my lungs
it's 'try to' not 'try and'americans have been trying to teach brits this grammar rule for years, but it doesn't get through
>>217590916thought they banned those
>>217590900don't smoke or vape
I would like to take this opportunity to give my sincere condolences to the jewish community of Bondai Beach, Australia
>>217590935i will try and remember this
>>217590935they have different meanings"try to" is generic for attempting something"try and" has connotations with defiance e.g. "just try and stop me"
you're separating the idea when you say 'try and'
god you lot are fucking boring
>>217591021entertain us then
Rorke giggling to himself as he posts somethong incelluous on Twitter
>>217590960you'd say try to stop metry and separates the idea >try (try what?) and stop methe grammatically correct phrase is 'try to stop me'
>>217590935You're right. Dumb people keep butchering our great language.
>>217591035i love mongs that pick out specific sentences to show they are "illogical" when almost everything you say doesn't follow formal logic rulesit's language not maths you retard
they told me smokin stunts my growth,well tell my dick that
caught up on all me television shows so might as well go back to bed
just naturally assume every brazilian man has fucked a shemale up the arse at some point
>>217591050umhi
Decided to do the weekly shop at Waitrose instead of Tescos because Tesco seems to attract some of Britain's thickest people on Sundays, and Jesus Christ... What's the fucking point of Waitrose? It's clean and the shoppers there have some sense at least but I can't really see why everything there is so expensive, especially the own brand stuff.
>>217590935true
>>217591074At which point?
>>217591076wait till you go to iceland on a sunday
>>217591050will you kiss him for 26 million?
>>217591073she's gonna cast a witch's curse on you!
the demon that possesses keir starmer told me in a dream that he plans to make white people infertile by pumping the water full of chemicals that only bind to European hormone receptors
>>217590952Thanks lad, not from Bondi Beach but as a Jewish person myself it's nice to see support x
>>217591076So you went to the Tarq supermarket and you're surprised they have Tarq prices
>>217591080Brits are fucking retarded.A lot of Brits will also say, 'Me and my friend went to the pub' instead of 'My friend and I went to the pub'. Americans will say latter 100% of the time.
That's no royal carriage! Lady Louise Windsor sits on packed train floor for two hours during journey from London to Bristol
Do Brit’s really
>>217591145I thought everything would be higher quality at least but the prices are higher just because
>>217591160prescriptivists are so fucking dumb it's unrealspend 5 minutes reading about linguistics and see how fucking wrong you are about everything
>>217591165yum
Rorke complaining that this is an affront to free speech rights or something
>>217591161we don't see her carriage
>>217591182He learns from AI snippets what do you expect.
made any good scran when steaming recently?
brits pride themselves on their gormless retardation
destroy everything that exists
>>217591187rorke suddenly hates free market capitalism
>>217591182you're just embarrassed that you didn't learn grammar rules
>>217591199shall attempt it with this next poo
>>217591188shes in a rail carriage
>>217590337all it takes is one moment and you are never the same again. that quiet kind of obsession where you notice everything about her. find yourself scrolling through her fb late at night wondering who she really is beyond what she shows. it’s strange how someone can take up so much space in your thoughts without ever knowing it
fucking hate hate HATE bjork
why do australian men look like this?
had a mental health episode on a work trip
My monkey brain go funny when you can see a woman's little stomach bulge
gfberg asking me what i'm playing on my switch when i am clearly holding my steamdeck
11 is a good number isn't itAlways a bit disappointing when there's fewer than 10 in events like this
at this time of day i don't feel like doing anything so i usually go to bed for a few hours
>>217591248ummy
little incelwalk for me. fresh air and that haha x
picking yellow snot out of my nose and eating it
>>217591215everyone learned them and they don't follow them because they are unnatural, that's why you need to have them drilled. some pedantic loser tries to push them into the curriculum and guess what 20 years later nobody uses them any more anyway. that's why we're not speaking middle english right now.if you're still a prescriptivist then you need to speak middle english or you're a hypocrite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M540BWsB08got the massive tunes on
>>217591215Doesn't seem like you're following "grammar rules" either. Ironic.
>>217591295Ktim but I'm also coughing up yellow sludge and playing with it
What's is brits Film of the yearGame of the yearAlbum of the year
Miss programming but it feels pointless doing something like that purely as a hobby, especially as I wasn't able to get a job relevant to it / my degree. But I do really miss being deep into building something challenging
>>217591335blog ongrow upget a clue
>>217591327done my coughing earlier in the week, finished with that nonsense now
>>217591341dunelm
When uneducated Brits want to sound well-spoken, they'll often use the word 'myself' in this way: "Myself and John will be there in an hour". This makes me laugh because they're trying to sound well-spoken, but they're just betraying their lack of basic education. You will not find any Americans making this boo-boo.
>>217591339make a /brit/ video game
>>217591160vividly remember teacherbergs stressing very early on about the "and I" stuff
>>217591359*John and myself
>>217591360too much hassleI prefer making things that don't involve unrelated things as much as possible, with games it's pretty much an even split between programming, music, art and animation so I'm basically not interested in it
>>217591341I was genuinely interested but ok fine
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1765720095261125.mp4
>>217591335>Film of the yearWar Dogs>Game of the yearDunno, haven't enjoyed any this year>Album of the yearBlack Magick SS - Spectral Ecstasy
>>217590758Well yeah. Slavs and Iranics are closely related
somehow him looking like that makes it so much less impressive and so much more cringe even though it's objectively impressive
Well that wasn't nice was it
right
>>217591296it's not that people know the rules and choose not to use them because they're 'pedantic'. most people simply don't know the rules and therefore speak like imbeciles.Correct rammar is taught in American schools, not in British schools.
excuse me I have to make a phonecall
>>217591335Final Fantasy VII Advent Children was the movie I enjoyed watching the most this yearExpedition 33Don't know any albums that released this year
>>217591440crossfit is so cringe
>>217591467Fat bastard
the foam has come away on my desk chair
going to make my curry soon
>>217591459>Correct rammar
>>217591391that's wrong it's john and imyself is a reflexive pronoun that's always preceded by I>I did that myself
>>217591473I run and go to the gym. That's actual exercise.
Could hear that lad positively screeching in his bedroom seeing "rammar" as he watched the quick reply window disappear.
>>217591440>his* looking like
Right I need a poo. No one eat the sausages on my plate I'm saving them
>>217591467that's not crossfit lmao
>>217591440looks like fun atleast until you eat shit
cazzata rorkango
>>217591506Eggs à la Elton John
Do they still make Wasjigs?
>>217591335One Battle After Another was decent imoBattlefield 6Not sure 2bh.
he went from writing about escorts to saying american grammar is betterhe will do anything for replies
>>217591537I desire sex with the mutt
god im fucking fat
watching youtube shorts on my laptop in a private window of my web browser in my childhood bedroom
>>217591506dire
never hear about this place
>>217591549post belly
>>217591507the rule
Kind of feel like I want a gf and irl friends and all that but at the same time I just feel the most relaxed when I'm on my own completely.
not long now til the ofcom bans this place, lads.
there's a certain sceond your head hits th net and you jus go
>>217591605aliens live in the desert there, ive seen them
mental how the grammar nazi keeps making mistakes in all his poststhey love pointing out mistakes everyone knows about like "oh you mean MAY I not CAN I?????" while looking smug but don't know anything more complex than that
>>217591605hearing rumours the roos have their headquarters there
Thread is dead now that the russian bots have gone. Do I need to bring up the Falklands again?
>>217591605poowooolonga, population 5
>>217591541it is better
>>217591623.gs is down tooreckon it might be over completelyfeel like Hitler in the furherbunker now...
>>217591607you just wanted to bait someone into correcting you, you had this all loaded up ready to go didn't you?
1 hour walk done dunno what to do now
someone was throwing out some old pots and pans that were in a better state than mine so i've snatched them up real quick. get in x
>>217591674watch the footy
Want to go watch fnaf 2 but scared ill be called a nonce
(You!)Soulja Boy, I tell 'emHey, I got a new dance for you all called the Soulja BoyYou!You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to rightAh, yeah!Soulja Boy off in thisWatch me crank itWatch me rollWatch me crank that Soulja BoyThen Superman that whoreNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoySoulja Boy off in thisWatch me crank itWatch me rollWatch me crank that Soulja BoyThen Superman that whoreNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoySoulja Boy off in this whoreWatch me lean and watch me rockSuperman that whoreThen watch me crank that RobocopSuper fresh, now watch me jockJoking on them haters manWhen I do that Soulja BoyI lean to the left and crank that thangNow youI'm joking on your bitch assAnd if we get the fightingThen I'm cocking on your bitch assYou catch me at your local partyYes, I crank it everydayHaters getting mad 'causeI got me some bathing apesSoulja Boy off in this whoreWatch me crank itWatch me rollWatch me crank that Soulja BoyThen Superman that whoreNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoySoulja Boy off in this whoreWatch me crank itWatch me rollWatch me crank that Soulja BoyThen Superman that whoreNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyNow watch me you crank that Soulja BoyI'm bouncing on my toeWatch me super soak that whoreI'm gonna pass it to ArabThen he's gonna crank it up for sureHaters wanna be meSoulja Boy, I'm the manThey be looking at my neckSaying it's the rubber band man, man
>>217591605Cute neighbour girl who was supposed to be destined to be my wife had her family up and move to Perth. VGH what could have been…
>>217591637when did i make a mistake? grammar instead of grammatical and a typo while typing on my phonei never claimed to be an expert lol
>>217591680maybe they used them to melt human body parts and thats why theyre throwing them out
>>217591703well now they're being used to cooked chicken and beef x
>>217591658no i didn't
>>217591700lmao why do you feel so strongly about it then
>>217591690interracial teen sex anthem in concentrated formso many white girls got deflowered by drug-dealing black thugs to this song
>>217591752alri heatherpaedo?
want to put my penis inside a vagina
>>217591764that one lass in Skins if she actually ate her dinner
I'm tired but I have to keep moving forward.
Best friends don't forget about their friends
>>217591674This was my 1 hour walk earlier
>>217591770right
>>217591748they're easy rules to follow. why would anyone choose to continue making grammatical errors after they've learned the rules?
mad to think this is probably my last poo post
Fried eggs and beef jerky for lunch x
>>217591832how do you have the balls to post where you live
anyone else watching the Tyne and Wear derby
>>217591889Nah cbf
>>217591887like 80k people live in harrogate i can't say i'm too worried about being doxxed
>>217590952Spaniard here, same thing here fuck Sanchez and fuck Palestine, the former for using the latter as a smokescreen for fucking everything and the latter for making people forget about actual genocides. FFS, just go to Egypt, it's right fucking there!
i just say goodbye to yesterday and say hello to today and get ready for tomorrow and go
gfberg is not happy with last night's drunken antics
>>217591949did you poo the bed?
>>217591949tried slipping it up her arse did you?
Feel zero empathy anymore
>>217591949You don’t have a girlfriend
>>217591974Same.
Adelphi Hotel, Liverpool 1920s.
new >>217592026
>>217591980weird incel freak
>>217590145>>217590145>>217590145
>>217592017looks like something out of the shiningwhite people are so creepy lol
>>217591690Thanks for the (You!)
