Scottish fold edition
gay pornyesthis is a gay porn thread now
holodem mong btfo
>>217626739>5 and i shower 2-3 time/daywhat, why?
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
nth for the gyaldem
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzRQrpZ3Alright lads here's the ACTUAL gimmick of the year pollSet up properly
>>217627101I am become poo, destroyer of bums
Hopefully this kills a few more of the old cunts in this country
the chopping list for tomorrow
screhowloaring
>>217627101looking at ben shapiros sisters pics again
>>217627101Get it put in a blender. Cunt
>>217627145fake (undemocractic) poll that removed the gherkin (because it was winning) against the will of the peoplereal one here https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
>>217627145>no gherkin/cronem in theget that shite of /brit/
>>217627168Poofter vegetarian
>>217627145kill yourself already
I voted for poo sealDiaspora posting has always been the worst gimmick
>>217627194Spam is not a gimmick
to poo or not to poo
im voting for magpies
>>217627194heathermong (you) and ziedy just bot the pollsame happened last year
cop or not EUV bros?
how is there a shortage of NHS jobs with all these wait lists and backlogs
>>217627136first thing in the morning, after exercising, bubble bath in the evening. sometimes another shower if i'm feeling grotty for whatever reason
>>217627168>Chocolates for girls‘
>>217627194>>217627198why do you two love black men’s penises so much?
75% of these gimmicks were just recent from the last few months FFS
All that posting... And I'm not even on the gimmick list
>>217627140Currently The Gherkin and Pool Seal are neck and neck with 4 votes each.Make sure to vote before 9pm.
Last week at Andys Man Club when l had the speaking ball l couldnt think of much to say. Trying to come up with some things l'm comfortable getting off my chest
Oh man, might ask the shy girl at work out before she leaves. Of course if I don't bump into her by herself, I won't ask her
newly purchased first home valuation update tomorrow
>>217627223Towel is not a hat
>>217627258it's undoubtedly the gimmick of the year, it's caused a great amount of seethe, triggered anons into counter shitposting the 2 main culprits and even leaked outside of /brit/
>Kale>Tofu>Ginger paste
post the pengest uma
state of this you retards literally can't do anything even a simple poll
Meltdown
>>217627278it's a bad list x
>>217627249>bubble bath in the evening.
yeah that's going into my arsehole later
>>217627341kys
>>217627330>Kale >Tofu>Ginger paste>Chocolates for the girlies
>>217627359me after finding a random pill on the floor
>>217627331
>>217627101catberg is a scottish fold by breed but he doesn't have the characteristic folded ears so he's a "scottish straight" which kind of undermines the whole thing really
>>217627329na not that why do you think abiut black mens knobs so much? is it a fetish thing or what
>>217627329it's forced slop from two paedophile losers that 90% of the regular posters have filterednot a good gimmick in any meaningful sense, i suppose posting outright cp would qualify as gimmick of the year going by your classifications (which you would no doubt like to see posted anyway)
>>217627329Imagine being this mentally raped
still boycotting the /brit/ties over they infamously snubbed me for anonymous poster of the year two years ago
>>217627376umm
>>202714888gherkin/cronem is a 2024 gimmick so ineligible for 2025 gimmick of the year sorry
>>217627245They can't afford to hire more people due to the budgets and doing work for free basically.And obviously the increasing population size isnt helping either, due to woke
doing a bit of bird balancing
>>217627374well it's a good location to store stuff
>reads 30 books>buys teslaGET REKT YOU STEWPID CUNT AHAHAH
>>217627379sounds adorable get the down under berg posted
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzRQrpZ3Don't forget to vote
gn
>>217627436gn chicken
>>217627387many are saying this >>217627436gn
umturkeys voting for umchristmas
>>217627355it's lovely, i would die without bubble baths. but even if you think you're all macho a soak in the tub is good for your muscles and for relaxing
>>217627426here's him on the left and his brother on the right (don't know what breed he is) moulting all over my sofa
Stoners voting for spliffmas
should be called grimmicksbecause they're grim
>>217627477
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>217627476grumpy little ogres
>>217627490good post
>>217627485
>>217627385They're creative with writing, make images, cause mental damage. Personally it's the funniest shitposting /brit/ has seen since Emmet. But on a material and creative ranking it's the best of the year too
>>217627476lovely bergs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5u22dQMsM
>>217627511must be a black grinch in that costume
>>217627242https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/K4hKC8i roughly recreated it and it's actually a pretty good deal (save over 100 pounds, potentially a lot more)
>>217627520You are extremely mentally ill
>>217627513>They're creative with writingno they aren't>make imagesnope, they generate ai slop which takes 5 seconds>cause mental damageto themselves. 90% of posters have them filtered. kill yourself
Right so I've come up with a plan I think could help:If we kick out all unskilled foren cunts and reclaim their benefits + other monies going towards supporting the lives of people that don't belong here, we can funnel it all into the NHS while also likely knocking off a lot of the pressure put on the NHS by the growing population
>>217627520you are extremely mentally ill also its probably her female friend
mallardlad getting hard done by here
>>217627539steamrolled that oaf
>>217627476Those are good catbergs, do they go outside or would the indigenous fauna kill them?
just slashed my arm with a rusty pair of scissors
>>217627476state of that sofa, fucking white people lol
>>217627491the fella on the left is a grumpy bastard it's true, however the rightmost catberg is a chilled out fella who loves a good belly rub x
>>217627572haha alri sacked tranny lad
How empty and truly over must your life be to pretend cuck posting in 2025 is some kind of generational epic troll and not just the most pathetic and low-effort waste of time ever?
>>217627600i do have gender dysphoria but im not sacked tranny
horny
he boomed him
>>217627601love shiny latexwanna slap it really hard
>>217627549>let's argue about who's hugged up on some random b*tch you won't ever be withState of you
>>217627608canuck melty
>>217627608it's heathermong desperately trying to justify spending hundreds of hours posting inane slop hereit doesn't hurt as bad if you can try and convince yourself that you're a small time comedian doing something creative (rather than a schizo freakazoid)
>>217627637>arguecalm down
>>217627632rorkes meme folder
>>217627547If they started charging, it would solve all the problems. Wouldn't have to be a lot but say when you make a doctor's appointment with your GP you get charged the doctor's hourly rate.
ive got a bit of a fetish for punching women in the bellies
>>217627667rorke's terminated
>>217627526yeah and you didn't include a cpu cooler or case fans and the gpu is actually 16gb, seems like a great deal
Might watch a Rob Reiner movie.
>>217627662>being triggered by racebait Grow up
>>217627667
>>217627451sup grodeep did u see winston at bumbaclart square? he stopped di bus and went away with a leng ting with dat straight blonde hair dat brush round pum pum. winston was tentin up rudeboy style in dem vintage corduroys. just like dem hyde park days u get me
been awake 30 hours
>>217627703le epic cuckslop
>>217627692MY GOO! MY PRECIOUS GOO!
>>217627716cancerstein speedrun
>>217627721
kind of mental how the royal guard are made up of elite trained special forces soldiers and now they get paid minimum wage to stand around outside buckingham palace looking silly and getting harassed by tourists
>>217627526>>217627526neat, I imagine they got the parts in before the RAM inflation and have been sitting on it for a while
>cuckpost>grammardo the tapir cocks next
>>217627764those guys are all freaks
how do I last longer during sex?
>>217627733haha i'll be long dead before cancer gets me
>>217627642Struck a nerve?>>217627645Don't know who that is but that would make sense. Seems to be the go-to boring schizo cope strategy.
>>217627168What's the issue with kale? Needed, or not?
>>217627803put mint on your penis im not a doctor
>>217627791yeah it's likely clearing out old stock but they're not ripping you off at the same time like most places probably would
>>217627803think about your nan
>>217627803wank about an hour before
Kale?
>>217627803Stop being a faggot
>>217627862the raped
>>217627862
>>217627828could you try and be less of a boring cunt
when cronem see katy leavin volleyball practise
>>217627869>>217627876>jumps in to defend his bri'ish palToo easy
mix it so much ladies
sir elon musk
>>217627539They are creative and your post is a lingering of prior said mental damage. AI slop is a personal taste but adds to the comedic affect. The absurdness of it all
Would you eat Rubes cooking
i love 2 drink alcohol!!!
my new plen:>wake up early>run big>shower hard, cold>poo juicy>spick and span>work on time>lunch is healthert> ?>use legs for go home>no more tea>dinner is okay, i mean caffene>no more chock>watch some show>go bed 9
The Gherkin and Cronem currently in the lead for gimmick of the year with 6 votes.Vote now at https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
gimmick of the year is that wanking vietnamese head chopped off guy, surely
yeah anyway.........going to kill myself soon
>>217627826i'm undecided if i want it or not
>>217627899if only someone had jumped in to defend you from being raped
>>217627876Roar
anyone else sometimes feel like they're not real?
those Asians sure are crazy
Brothers missus is coming for Christmas and I don't have a clue what to get her A labubu?Dubai chocolate? Women like that stuff right?
bored of chris spargo now. sorry, chris! but your time in my personal spotlight, is over.NEXT!!!!
>>217627942surprising to see 0 votes for bighamsI thought it was an alright gimmick
>>217627983
+4 to my followers count who can use my uma
>rorke finds his birth certificate and finds out his real name is rorke o'rorkesteinberg
>>217627982
>>217628027hes about to go sicko mode
>>217627998a powerful massage gun
>>217627998i yhink you should know your gf better than randomers on /brit/
>>217627985when i had psychosis i believed that reality was a near death experience and that i'd wake up at any moment in the midst of some horrible car accident, drowning, burning to death in a house fire or murder-suicide
i do like
>>217628051Not my gf you illiterate spaz
>>217627998no. if you need a generic type gift get her stuff from lush or another bath place. or some fancy teas and nice artisan chocolates, like you could go to a gourmet shop and put together a basket
>>217628049i have one of these hahaum x
>>217627973>I mean it this time /brit/. Someone, please....Have fun living with mummy and daddy for the rest of your pathetic miserable life you freak of nature. Die slow, loser
>>217628051are you foreign
i want to be a woman
>>217627998why don't you ask him
>>217628066screaming
>>217628095at least he has parents kek
>>217628095they're both dead and you're a victim of rape
>>217628119fat but still would until it fell off
>>217627973timmy after Gherkin and Cronem win the prestigious Gimmique Of The Year award
>>217628121you look silly now soz xxo
>>217628121>>217628124Jumps in to defend their perceived "friend"...They truly aren't sentient
2 votes for black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>217628154s'alri mate x
rapedpaedo posting here christmas day all alone lol
>Gimmique Of The Year awardNo life award
feeble timmy getting bullied by pang pang on whatsapp omds
>>21762818967th raped award
youre timmy
>>217628181howl
found out recently that my mum's dad was jewish and my dad's mum was jewish but i don't know if they were israeli jewish or like spiritually jewishwhat am i to do
>>217628179retruded chinwould be an incel if she were male
>>217628193omds after the cronem and the gherkin won goty as welllet's get some gherkin posting to celebrate
“dandelion” by Ariana Grande has reached 100 MILLION streams on Spotify.It’s her 115th song to achieve this.
>>217628205Nice call on tesla though. What's it like being a povvo in Canada?
>>217628189do you go out of your way to piss off random strangers on the internet to goad them into acknowledging you because you have no meaningful contact with any other human beings whatsoever
on a mental X spree lads, got a post with 400 replies calling rob reiner a nonce
>>217628234you never met your grandparents?
>>217628193look at pang pang's blocky chin she needs that shit shaved off
>>217628250thumbnail looks like Ariana Grande tentacle porn
>>217628253what's it like being a raped orphan?
>>217628189>t. timmy
>>217628250>>>/mu/gay
>>217628254Riding dick awardDefending mundane pointless shit awardNot reading btw
>>217628291>Not reading btwwe know!
arianna grande has a low iq face doesn't she
well rorke? :^ )
2025 is almost over, did you get a gf?
>>217628264both of dad's parents died when I was a small child, and mum's dad did a runner and not even my mum had met him until recentlyI know my nan though, she is not jewish
>>217628309>weFound your problem loser
crodie fresh off the small boat and already engaged to timmy's sister
>>217628291Americans have to teach Brits how to use English grammar correctlyBrits are not taught it you see
didn't elon musk's father groom his step-daughter. like she was his step-daughter when she was a young child and he had sex with her when she got older
erm
>>217628330mental how my jewish dad did a runner on me and his jewish dad before him
>>217628319right is irish diaspora's dream
Turbo Queltdown
black pussy CHANGED rorke
i wish fuel, rent, food, transport and utilities were more expensive
>>217628412the leftypol manifesto
>>217628353oh shit bro, he make dat pale pussy sing wid dat phat favela schmeat
>>217628375Could be a Jewish tradition, had a Jewish friend in school whose dad also did a runner
phil mitchell exhaling
given up on NoFap ladssee no point if I can't see an escort regularly
Seek help before it's too late
Just had youtube asking me to contact Samaritans cos i wanted to listen to the song Suicidal Thoughts
>>217628353she looks irish diaspora. she has that irish diaspora mong mouth
rorke's looksmatch throwing up at the thought of dating him
rorke on the ropes
mousefreak, heathergimp, spaki, ziedy, and rapedyankpaedo all posting here on christmas day. an ensemble of sad acts
Queltdown lmao
NOOOOO
aussies named a beach after bonnie blue?
Man United XI: Lammens; Yoro, Heaven, Shaw; Amad, Casemiro, Bruno Fernandes, Dalot; Mbeumo, Mount; Cunha.Bournemouth XI: Petrović; Jiménez, Diakité, Senesi, Truffert; Adams, Smith; Kluivert, Tavernier, Semenyo; Evanilson.
>>217628432come to think of it the only other half jewish lad i knew at school was also living alone with his mum so yeah probably, at least if they don't marry another jew
>>217628449how about you start no/brit/ since nobody likes you
>>217628429>>217628461mmmhmmm she from the o'rorke clan or west irelandnow she talkin' patois
he make sure dat pussy sing with dat oversized favela sea cucumber
>>217628461In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato.
>immigrants are ba-WAHOOOO GAGAGAG *beats head with shoes* MAMAMA MIA YABABDABA DOOOOOO
unfathomable how queer i am
>>217628489need amorim sacked expeditiously
>>217628489dire united 11
WELL RORKE?
I didn’t quit 4chan today even though I was supposed to
>>217628488https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2000247668883312640/vid/avc1/1280x720/pl5JjiDH3UlobM4V.mp4
>>217628526need every single Albanian woman immediately deported onto my willard
We have 7 votes for the Gherkin and 6 votes for Poo Seal.It's a very tight race at the top for first place.Other minor contenders include poo, black pussy CHANGED rorke and um.Make sure to get your vote in before 9pm via Strawpoll.
moira's luh irish hymen resemblin squid and spread across favela goon's baton
need a yerba >>217628557read this lads book about papua new guinea
>>217628583SCREAMING
>>217628590Kys shitjeet
>>217628557>Born in Kensington, Monbiot grew up in Rotherfield Peppard, Oxfordshire, in a Jewish family[3].[4][5][6] His father, Raymond Monbiot, was a businessman who headed the Conservative Party's trade and industry forum
>>217628527even after seeing this webm?>>217628526
>>217628583omds this cannot be real
might do a rob reiner
>>217628557getting early life section vibes
>>217628644get murdered by your son?
favela goon spinnin his foot long bbc like a helicopter, dat irish hymen residue flying all ova di favela shacks and dirt road
Still mental how Snapchat bought Gfycat solely to shut it down for no reason They weren't even a competitor, still baffling why they did that
>>217628623want to have gay sex with her fanny
>>217628672mmmhmmm but we gotta keep up the cronem postin' x
Time to buy more Bitcoinare you lads taking the opportunity?so glad the October crash happened
might do a rob rinder
Rorke being a proud patriot by siding with Russia
>>217628712bitcoin has no value unfortunately so i will not be investing
the other night after finishing night shift at gherkin
what can you actually buy with crypto?
well my balls are full and I’m horny
usually due a poo by nownothing yet thoughnot sure
>>217628759other types of crypto
January 1st we go on the three month bulk
>>217628759ket
waiting for limo after pon gherky shift
>>217628745nor do fiat currencies lol
>>217628753mmmhmm you were mekkin sure katy girl got dat small boat s-curve baton?
>>217628770*tickles them*
>>217628795well i'm not invested in them either
hyundai currency
>>217628828yes you areyou own GBP
>mommy, buy me a license plate>no, come along Borke >are you talking to me?>no, my son is also named Borke
>>217628712i'll be buying a bitcoin burger
>>217628759Gift cards for almost anything
>>217628800yeh dem fresh snappy tings were queueing since saturday afternoon when it's teen night x
>>217628845i own gbp to buy things with ityou cant buy things with bitcoin
my nose bends to the right so i always have to bend it the other way
>>2176287594chan pass
i miss angie rayner
Mousey racing into the new on his Huffy
>>217628849i got that reference!
>>217628867yes you can lolon revolut for exampleor loads of other banks
>>217628866mmmhmm mostly m girls too I bet x
Borke's forke and sorke
>>217628914xtreme snap x
>>217628808um now I’m hard
>>217628914dey cum in wid dey braces elastics issa heinousdem x
>>217628909give me any benefit in using bitcoin as a payment network over visa or mastercardit is>more expensive>slower>less acceptedand it's fucking crypto so it's liable to halve in value overnight
RBRS up 22.15% since march
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkDAll these katies know I get doughPop a katy hymen like criscoI'm chiefing on the gas like citgoFat batty on katy thoughBig rims, on my whips thoughYou talk a lot but you do nun thoughWe let off shots, pagans about to get hit thoughCronem off the mollyHe spazzin' out in the partyGherkin the squadIts just us we don't need nobodyAnd these katies call me PapiCause I gots lots of moneyIt's a Gherkin paradeWe love drummin' and we comingYou better love your katyCause cronem tap any katyThese commas steady comingI turned nothing into somethingAnd I be tired as hellBut my baton won't sleep for nothingAnd we love getting moneyI swear we won't sleep for nothing
nary a pixel
>>217628985serious contender for song of the year this x
>>217629007mmmhmm gimmick of the year and song of the yearneoliberals can't stop winning x
>>217629003:|
>>217628967>more expensivenot true>slowerliterally the opposite lol the main point is that it has higher liquidity than fiat assets, that's half its popularity>less acceptedpretty much every major bank is starting to offer crypto services, and pretty much everyone has revolut or monzo these days. its like PayPal at this point>liable to halve in value overnightbitcoin's value has quadrupled in the last 3 years alone
>>217623650>>217623650
>>217629003wish i looked like that
post the street yams
wide-eyed katies wen dey pull nike tech jogging bottoms down x
>>217629003tummy
>>217628829Screm
gimmick of the year edition next
>>217629041what would you do?
bix nood
>>217629061onlyfans
>>217627104>>217627104>>217627104
>>217627104>>217627104
>>217628787You'll only attract men
>>217627653Corrrrrrtex
>>217629189im not doing it to attract anyone. i just want to get stronger
>>217627143Need to nosh on her litter tray if you know what I mean
