Spoons 'dish
haunted by broccoli farts
>>217674554In the moon is he? Not on it? No he's inside it? right then.
starting to feel anxious about the toil christmas party on friday. haircut booked for tomorrow but dont know what to wear
calling a service and praying you get connected to an English person justYookaythings
>>217674592santa costume
Jamal takes the last duck in Chinatown, wyd?
>>217674588Yes it is an odd name. Will you be bringing this up with the Wetherspoons CEO or shall I?
A computer making shite is no threat to my vision of beauty in the world, as my vision encompasses the transience of lifeJust as leaves brown and return to the soil, so too will AIBeauty manifest
>>217674592nice merino wool jumper and some smart shoes. can't go wrong
any poo men in?
>>217674592naked with just a little santa hat covering your privates
>>217674592do you think anyone cares what you wear? they barely notice you mate. you're the sad lonely office incel - no one gives a shit
On a mission to live with my loneliness instead of drowning it with booze like I usually do
>>217674593honestly makes no difference to me as long as they resolve my query I'm for remigration of non-whites btw
>>217674593benign social interaction with a stranger had a mild twang of awkwardness to it.one million uplikes on BritishLADUK
In bedDriving coffeeEating peanuts
>>217674592whatever you wear you should be aiming to wear it for as short a time as possibleget the office slag shagged
playing oblivion remastered instead of spending £100+ on escorts
>>217674638Driving coffee, are you? You're driving a liquid as if it were a vehicle?
>>217674622
Irish diaspora Timmy's fiancée>my world, my light (said in an irish accent)
>>217674622big fan of posts like these that immediately reveal whoever's behind them is a miserable mentally ill freak
for me it's hanging around nervously on the edges of conversations hoping I will be included then drifting away to the edge of another group after a few unsuccessful minutes
sick of it
>>217674653Alri Quentin
>funny computer generated video consisting of prompts hehe its a prompt put into a computer that does a funny haha im screaming me. what? you dont like it? how about you die you cunt, how dare you have morals, this is funny prompts and if you dont like it, you are the problem. sora, create a corn cob riding a tricycle haha *claps*
How Brits how a pen
>a corn cob riding a tricycle
I am on the Kiwi lad's side tbqh. AI video generation spells the downfall of society and is very low-brow in its culture
>>217674670notice you STILL have yet to post anything funny that's not aipure seethe that's all we ever get from you
actual patriotism/jingoism really isn't a thing anymore desu ladsWhen orange man humiliates queer farmer, all the rorkes on social media side with orange manOrange man is considered more their team than their own PM whose entire raison d'etre is to represent their interestsSame goes for leftypol with personalities flipped of course.Yank Rorkes, Brit Rorkes, Leaf Rorkes, Ausnz Rorkes, EU Rorkes, feel a lot more comraderie with one another than leftypols of all those nations.Just more amusing on the rorke end as their whole thing is nationalism. Just something I've noticed.
I just dont care about AI videosclose my eyes n that
>>217674656i just hate pathetic virgins needlessly fretting over trivial nonsense or thinking everyone is obsessed with them for some reason. unless you were calling him miserable and mentally ill in which case i agree
afternoon shift but first we yam
Sora, do a video of bradley walsh from the hit TV show the chase riding on a corn cob alri x
irish diaspora charlie bigham eating quorn tonsil stones while holding a pen
>>217674624Just failed at this btw. Bought booze off Uber Eats
>>217674670mad how i needlessly generated this with artificial intelligencecould have googled it easily but i do so anyway aha
seriously lads what is some acceptable tat that I can buy for:>dad>mum>granfor christmas? I don't know these things I'm a weird autistic freak. Can't get clothes because I don't know their sizes. I hate this I hate christmas.
>>217674703keir and his mates are the jingoiststhey're gagging for an excuse to send rorke to a grisly death in a trench somewhere, which is all jingoism ever was
>>217674708you'd have to be incredibly mentally ill to not realise i was calling you mentally ill
>>217674722ask AI (genuinely)
>>217674722Is Google broken?
>>217674722have you tried asking them what they'd like?
madein is rapein
making my first ai video First person POV of Stonehenge as it was in the early bronze age, not barren as it is today but surrounded by a huge crowd of people during a celebration on a sunny day, with animals being led, religious leaders, ceremony, smoke, coloured drapery, small camps, etc. A jolly bearded man pats your shoulder and leads you towards the celebration. Shot on Eastmann 100t film, the image quality is grainy and high contrast, with shallow depth of field and cinematic look, epic and dramatic shot, very nostalgic.
>>217674732Use 'try to' never 'try and'Brits have a tendency of saying try and because British education is so poor and they weren't taught the grammtical rule in school.
>>217674738well thats untrue due to the fact im not mentally ill
>>217674722Stop ovethinking it just get them a nice version of the booze they drink or some expensive choices. It's the thought that counts and nobody cares 2 minutes after opening your gift
Yes we the anonymous internet strangers of /birt/ know this one lad's mum, dad and gran on a personal level and we can recommend the perfect presents for each of them
>>217674722Gran get some brandy or sherry or somethingMums like bath bombs, books, slippers, a ticket to the theatre, a day at a local spa or somethingDad something to do with his hobbiesDoes he cycle, does he go running? There's loads of tech to do with that.
>>217674752
>>217674722i got my mum an electric blanket and my gran some peanut brittle and some garden ornamentsmy dad is dead so he misses out
>>217674759you asked for requestsmake one of black men eating quorn in the gherkin, marble clad showers and frenzied young blonde white girls queueing up to get inside
>>217674773>so he misses outhe doesn't though does he, he already got his gift
>>217674776im good on that
wonder why i get so horny when i'm on opioids when i'm way too stoned to possibly do a wank
>>217674615i know this is a gimmick but why does he look like a gimpis the top just too small?
>>217674740I will give it a go cheers>>217674746yeah>>217674749When you ask them they say "oh I don't want anything don't bother with me" then if you get them nothing you're a bellend and you have to sit there unwrapping the shite they've gave you>>217674762they're getting a bottle of wine each yeah that's a good component. I think I could also get them a nice food item like some nice chocolates or something. If I have wine + chocolates + some shitty tat item that's got to be enough surely.>>217674766Anything to do with actually knowing the person is out lad. I don't know anything about these people, I'm just related to them.
id hate christmas if i were a lazy thoughtless working class mong. fortunately, my family isnt working class so we care about the quality of food and gifts. no shitty chocolate or mens grooming gifts for me. I actually like the presents I receive because my family love and know me
How British women hold pens
Are bath bombs a good gift for a sister
>>217674789Do you get itchy skin on opioids?
>>217674759kiwimong will call this deeply spiritual exploration of our shared ancient past 'soulless'
>>217674802>I don't know anything about these people, I'm just related to them.then you've got bigger problems than christmas shopping
>>217674796it's me in the image and yes the top is too small I accidentally shrunk it in the wash. The original post was to determine whether the jumper was visibly shrunken.
>>217674805>working classworking-class*brits struggle with compound adjectives
>>217674789knew a lad that used to smoke speed then immediately have a nap
the 10 slices of sainsburys cooked chicken said "use by 14th december"not chucking it away though am i£1.30 that wasit tastes alright in the sarnie with the mustard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2fH8FeoNs8
>>217674809How did your dead daddy hold his pen?
>>217674836i didnt do that for the same reasons you didnt capitalise words or use punctuation
That's why yo momma dead
Brits hold their pen like this and then criticise Americans
>told mumberg rob reiner got stabbed by his son>"who's rob schneider">he's adam sandler's friend but that's not even what I said>"what did rob schneider do?">he was in duece bigalow and some other shite>"and he got stabbed?">no rob reiner did>"who's that?">he's an actor who directed stand by me>"how'd adam sandler react to his death?">adam sandler is rob schneider's friend so he doesn't give a shitlike speaking to a BRICK FUCKING WALL
Be ready brit brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0TwcQczLxg
>>217674821yeah but it's manageable
I love grooming gifts n chocciesRazor blades, gels, creams. Love itI buy shit I want throughout the year so I don't really need anything except consumablesLove socks too
>>217674856oh my days
>>217674855what shoes she got on in her casket
>>217674841last time Limmy did something funny
this dickhead AI gave them sunglasses and modern clothes im fuming!
never seen a pic or another person holding a pen like i hold one
>>217674840okay so i've considered chatgpt and he says bin itthink i might have to bin this second one
>>217674864She might have dementia be patient with her mkay?
>>217674864kek
washing machine is up to its old dirty tricks and beeping randomly
>>217674889Make one of pretty young blonde things queuing outside the Gherkin building in London with African security men in suits keeping a watchful eye
4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.file):has-text(/hold*/i):has-text(/pen*/i):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
>tfw no latex gf
kiwimong impossible challenge: not post about himself
>soulless bugs screaming at shadows on platos wall
>>217674889how would you know what they wore? were you there? didn't think so
japanese people don't like AI so i don't like it either
Americans keeping grammar standards alive
the grip
>>217674918Feeling targeted?
>>217674609Nuthin
>>217674934possibly the worst gimmique in /brit/ history
>>217674905>>217674913brit (◠‿◠)
>>217674936idgi
>>217674934
glod
>>217674936oops>>2176749594chanxt converted from webp n broke it
you lads enjoying haha you clowns or what
“White” man with dreadlocksHe’s also Irish
>>217674951like every other heatherpaedo gimmick
>>217674646Your EUV premium edition??
his botnet broke
>>217674810probably not because of the lingering implication that you mentally pictured her naked while procuring them
>>217674918brit :D
>>217674951yeah, it's highly embarrassing for brits who like to say that american educational standards are lower
>>217674592just don’t go retard
>>217674976can tell you're a virgin
>>217674996I've given it to work colleagues before lol. Then again I have imagined them naked
Rob Schneider died?
nth for the gyaldem
>>217674976You got soft hands brother
is this true geog nerds?might want to do a lil bit of the ol tourism in 26
>>217674976oh my daysthis is exactly what i mean. brits have no idea how to hold a pen correctly
>>217674802>I don't know anything about these people, I'm just related to them.Your gran I could forgive but your parents? Let me guess you're a horrible little incel?
>>217675026no rob reiner did
when is the doxxocaust supposed to be happening then
>>217675048Adam Sandler must be upset
>>217675035why do you follow the king of the argies on instagram
>>217675013no you cant>>217674996>>217674810have to be careful of their fannies toosensitive fannies dont take too kindly to certain soaps n that>>217675028:)
>>217675057adam sandler is rob schneider's friend so he doesn't give a shit
toil just banned pork products from the office because it offends the singular muslim (we're a team of 40)
Brits have long abandoned and forgotten the rulesAmericans steadfastly applying them
>>217675063you don't know anything about fannies mr softhands
had a fun chat with an attractive female colleague today. god i want to smell her arsehole.
>>217675065Well, that’s nice
>>217675083me i never had kids
>>217675075they can end the hunger strike whenever they please
>>217675072ESL retard
NEED this lad to give me a tuggy with his soft hands
>>217675059keeping tabs in case they plan another assault
>>217675083Have you taken your pills today mum?
Sir Hunger Striker
lads if someone like bonnie blue or lily phillips showed up in your town and put out an open invitation for anyone who wants to to come round and fuck her, would you go for it?i'd have to give it a good honest think tbf
>>217674592Dinner jacket. No need to piss about
hahahaha epic troll bro #owned
>>217675080literally me every time i meet an attractive woman
>>217675094That's a stock photo. It's also heathermong posting them, just like they have done for the past few days now
>rob reinerI've been telling people it was rob rinder who died>>217674976this is a woman's handlondon?
embarrassing how you lot try to fit in desperately with each other. me, I say it how I sees it and am not afraid to ruffle some feathers
when I watched the Last of Us tv show with mumsy I remember asking her what she thought when Joel lies to Ellie about what happened with the firefliesshe thought for a moment then said "I thought the girl was going to bump him [Joel] off and take his supplies"
>>217675115Genuinely don't know who these people are so I'll say probably no thanks
>>217674830Youre supposed to hand wash wool you bellend
how they got the time to be doing this on a wednesday afternoon then?
>>217675130JUDGE RINDER?You WALNUT
>>217675075bih named sultana
>>217675131don't think i've ever seen you make an insightful or funny post before, but that's just my opinion like.
Bon Jovi's died?
>>217675154better than being called raisin, i guess
>>217675126It's not and I'm notIt's a reddit picture I found after googling "weird pen grip"
>>217674722What did you get in previous years?
>>217675131oh nice another post about yourself
>>217675144doing what?never mind i don't care
kiwi post about:nz []himself [x]australia []
>>217674865>>217674955CORRRRRRRRRRR SAEKI
>>217675075Isn't the point of a hunger strike that they could die? Isn't that the whole threat of it?What's the point if you can just go to hospital and get drip fed?
>>217675162Bon jovi's what died?
>>217675165Shut the fuck up you gimp and stop spamming the thread with your unfunny gimmicks
Not had or sent a single email today. Can't believe people take this time off work when there's no work anyways
remember that teenage scottish lad who raped and murdered a 6 year old girl for no apparent reason?whatever happened there?
me? i hold a pen like i hold a cigarette
>>217675154What's she in charge of? Currant events?>>217675185Schizo mong
>>217675121I don't get it brit bro
British kids are not being taught how to hold a pen because their teachers don't know either
>>217675169I think I got my mum a candle, my gran an M&S voucher, my dad a mug with his initial on it
>>217675195Me I'm forced to take time off. Toilberg demands it
i don't wank to normal porn anymore, just videos of women taking showers
>>217675173BASED BRIT BROS
>>217675199It is so clearly you
pen grip is heatherlad's latest autismo obsession then is it?
would have thought being the only frenchman in the thread would be enough of a signature why does he need an avatar as welland its an anime one, absolute joke
>>217675207oh my days look at that british savage grip
>>217675207genuine question heathermong were you ever diagnosed with autism or a learning disability? something isnt right about you
>28 year old American womandrink your water boys
>>217675232Clearly not you spastic
>>217674997>>217675225Pifffffff
>>217675234Remember the nettles? What was going on there
Reminder that if you're in a union there's a good chance your fees are being spent on shite like this
my presence always upsets though with evil in their hearts. At school the wronguns instantly disliked me but the purehearted gathered around me. Would walk around the field like a greek philosopher in his gardens. Been the same in every job ive had, every group ive been in, I shake the scene and the beasts lament at how I see through them
>>217675220Porn is trash brit bro.Also porn production are made on Mr stein Island.The most famous case is Jessie rogershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzNpy-REaf0
>>217675249no ladI'm perfectly fine, this is just my brand humour
>>217675211You could get them stuff they're interested in. Over the years I've got my mum books from authors she likes, Blu Rays of TV shows she likes, or about topics she likes. Similar with my dad: books about topics he likes, Blu Rays of movies that he might like. Also you can just ask them if they want anything in particular, I've done that this year. Then you know they'll like your present.
>>217675250Isnt that nicole kidman
I like Resort Boin more than Bible Black>>217675270shut it boring nigger
>>217675249of course he has. which is why he spams about psychiatry as well. he was clearly diagnosed with something which he disagrees with
>>217675270show us that cute little pecker
>>217675255You're the only one sad enough to respond
>>217675271nobody thinks putin is a master strategist bud
>>217675276what about it is funny to you?
>>217675250who's that then?
>>217675256Impressive brit bro
*stops the cavalry*
>>217675220I only wank to solo female stuff now. And also some fpov when I'm in the mood
grangle grangle
me
still can't post images. mental
>>217675250Looks like the surface of mars
>>217675237Just add "bro" and "zob" to your filters, you won't be missing much.
can you do me the Phil Foden haircut yeah that looks quality cheers mate
>>217675276there's no way you think anyone finds your boring shit amusing
>>217675284no, i've never been diagnosed with any mental illnesses
Sharon Lee lovely French lassAnri Okita lovely British lass
hate old people so much
>>217675290Are you the same person that thinks everybody is Spaino?
>>217675330or you could leave your shitey anime pictures off posts that don't need them (which is all of them)
sir keir is cominghe's coming for me
>>217675330OK>>217675347A man of taste
>>217675302Well was pretty redundant by ww1 so not a bad idea from
Mums got me some gay porn clothes for Christmas
poodeng
Boomers act as if they fought in WW2
>>217675352He's done you
>>217675357you a ukrainian twink model?
>>217675274>>217675283Never watched Resort Boin all the way through but kept going back to the anal showers scene
>>217675355He's obviously not me and complaining about his schizo behavior isn't going to achieve anything. Just filter and move on.
>>217675300>>217675280Karolinie Leavitt
How American elementary school kids are taught to hold their pen
do they even still make hentai?
pam bondi beanch
bi /brit/ boys
>>217675375Have you now
Leavitt Yeah
>>217675374only "veterans" left now are people who were teenaged in the home guard or operating radar in a comfy beachfront hut
>>217675394yes shitloads of it
dizzy and disoriented from looking at the bad screen
The American Tripod Grip Association
>>217675301xx
>The demands of the prisoners – who will have have been in prison for more than a year before they are tried – include immediate bail, ending the ban on Palestine Action and stopping restrictions on their communications.mad to kill yourself over this. you'd think it would be about the uk supplying arms to israel but no they want to be able to walk around a bit before they're put away for their crimes anyway
>>217675413what is the Bible Black of modern hentai then
can't believe derek dimbleby's died lads
>>217675387fucking hell she's younger than me. What is in the air over in America?
leavitt out you slag
anyone else remember the super-straight meme that lasted for about a week before everyone forgot about it
on my own thing, none of you get it and thats fine. am somewhat 'before my time' but the digital archeologists scouring the archive in a few decades will love it
>>217675433Chemtrails
>>217675433she smokes 6 packs a daynot because she likes smoking she's just going for the 'weathered' look
how long is this pen grip and english grammar thing going to go on for?how long do heathermong gimmicks last?
>>217675394All the big studios went belly side up, all that remains are super low production value trash.
>>217675433>younger than meyounger than I am*Subject pronoun. Ask an American.
making the toilfu laugh out loud on a daily basis now, can't tell if it's just because she likes me or I'm a funny guy
the uptick of interest in recent years of big black cock cuckolding stuff really makes a lot of sense when you notice that it correlates with more and more indian people getting internet access
>>217675483girls don't laugh unless you they want you d
>>217675433hate ages you
>>217675394>>217675413>>217675418I guess you are still waiting for a gf brit bros :D
>>217675433Lots of women look like this up close
>>217675483she wants your sausage in her bap
>BBC calling the new Avatar film woke unprofessional I'm paying £180 for the opines of gammon
>>217675474usually about a month or so
>>217674554
>>217675381Best scene desuDon't even like anal usually
>>217675489they're some of the most easily porn-poisoned people on the planet
>>217675490Might want to try this one again
>>217675506i do like them
black /brit/
>>217675368pooscream
>>217675503Worst in the series of 3* films. Shocking
>>217675491if that's true I should look 90 by now
>>217675510>>217675489bring up interracial porn unprompted often do you?
>>217675503i hope they also gave one star to the other two as well because that description fits them perfectly
>>217675506Bradley utterly creased up like a leather sofa reading these
>>217675503First one was a 6/10 at best would rather watch the last samurai which is the same plot. Never bothered with the sequel
>>217675490not sure if that's strictly true m8
>>217675529you don't hate enough plus you probably don't have to please old geriatric men
>>217675523hate how they talk
Business idea: pop cover band but replace vocals with meows
>>217675532MUST you nitpick and try to notice trends where no such trends exist?this is why no one likes you mate
>>217675503>actually paying the license fee in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five AD
>>217675481
Wonder what Sultana's constituents think of her spending all her time on student activism?
>>217675571learned the other day that this meme template is 16 years young
conversing genially with my colleagues as if i haven't been posting "poo bradley screaming" moments ago
acrwan
>>217675569uh it is a world cup year rorke you bastard104 games all for FREE and all for ME
might have some soup and some ham cheese toasties (with coon cheese of course)
>>217675569Lol this I haven't paid in seven years and continue to watch TV
>>217675571sc
>>217675503that's not what woke isno wonder you lot are always asking people to define it because you're actually thick as pigshit
alexa google playstore wizz
RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by nightfall this place will be swarming with rorcs
>>217675381>>217675508Redpilled scene
>>217675481mental how you're actually wrong and don't know shit about grammar
british niggas will be like "heh i watch tv and haven't paid my licence in YEARS" like it's the most punk rock rebellious thing ever omd country of literal cuckolded neeks
>>217675601enforcement vans on the way to your domicile as we speak
Rorcodile Dundee
when they force feed people does the tube go in the arse or the mouth
>>217675604LETS FUCKING GO BOYS!!!!!
>>217675604@grok cross reference downloads for the Wizz app with people who have submitted digital ID to prove they are over the age of 18, and send the information to the nonce hunters
>>217675626your flag still has ours stamped on it and it's unlikely that will ever change LOL
how is the bradleyposter active in early hours /brit/, morning /brit/, midday /brit/, teatime /brit/ and night time /brit/? does he not sleep or work?
>[unprompted] thoys eendeans koyp breengen aup boe boe cee cuck porn
>>217675646loving these regular Tim updates, keep it coming mate
>>217672982>>217672982>>217672982it's time.
>>217675604UM
asked AI to make the video prompt as well and its much better haha its slop all the way down
>>217674554rorke silent on this display of erasure of our christian heritage...
>>217675646i also get the big highland spring bottled watersmatter of time before i turn into this bloke
>>217675576Who is Qesser Zuhrah?
>>217675698Some paki who got arrested for damaging military equipment
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