Wrestling with it all edition
Got the squid game on
kino >but its not like the comicive never read a comic and never will
wonder how old people cope with the fact that they have no future and nothing to look forward to and are just waiting to diei suppose that's why they tend to get more religious towards the end
>>217693372Hope you're taking the piss.
nurses are just glorified bum wipers, i wouldn't want those filthy hands anywhere near my precious willy
chuubas should be cute, pretty or coolnot lewd
>>217693441it's very similar to the comicthe only difference I remember was at the end the smart guy didn't blow up new york but summoned a tentacle monster
>>217693485sort ofI've had one for decades
>>217693516paypig bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrUI5Ys3OwElove kill bill me, it's my favourite fortnite skin!
cannot believe that there are real people who watch and listen to nick fuentes
Maybe we really should just interbreed with the immigrants. Maybe what they say about genes needing to mix to become stronger is true in a cultural sense. Just think how degenerate white people as a race and how degenerate british people are as a culture. We are disgusting. Pakistanis have community, black people are tough, chinks are modest. Maybe we'd be better off just all crossbreeding. Would probs be much easier to get a coloured girlfriend
>>217693531let alone non americans who do
>>217693531not british culture
off to machiavelli's to scran a quarter plotter
don't know how to buy a pass because it involves crypto x
>>217693527you were poor during the omnic crisis and in real life
>>217693543alri mr. kalergiyou should post a sexy ethnic next time to help convince me
>>217693531i didn't know he was an incel but now that he's revealed that i respect him more, but not too much since it's for cringy religious reasons
>>217693551you can pay with card hun x
>>217693543stop self hating, brits are the loveliest people
>>217693562i just don't believe in paying for a product that I don't enjoy most of the time
>>217693543
>>217693429Yes that's true, my mum has horror stories. I get they deal with constant trauma and im sympathetic. But I don't want that in my life. >>217693463I think it's a profession that attracts the mentally il, but the job itself does seem very unpleasant.
>>217693543rorke's compromise
Hi lads just got back from the pube
>>217693543i'm guessing you copied and pasted this from a troll post on /pol/ because it got so many replies on therecongratulations on your (You) but please get a life
Dear Leader will address the nation in t minus 34 minutes. You will be tuning in, right?
>>217693578doesn't seem to be the case, i initially bought my pass with a card payment, but they seem to have removed that option because i remember being forced to fuck around with ethereum when i went to renew it
>>217693570he's an incel because he's GAYhe is literally HOMOSEXUAL
>>217693543that's brazilI asked them what their hopes for the future are and they said they have none
>>217693600nagoing bed :)
>>217693543I can see your nose from here. Rubbing your hands together as you scheme to create another mongrel race.
sir friedrich engels
>>217693531He's based and you're a faggoy kys
>>217693601you can pay with card hun x
>>217693626omfg stop dismissing my lived experience >.<
at shops anyone want veggies
rorke insisting he would never touch this vile negress
Bully, a challenge! I love competition! Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston?
>>217693602This is really all you've got shlomo?
>>217693643ˢᵒʷʷʸ
>>217693600Must be a serious announcement if Sir Poo Barmer is going live at 2am.
>>217693624he's a gay mexican
https://youtu.be/MM7qbpKWNOA
>>217693647
Watching kill bill now lads
>>217693569
Emma Watson won’t apologize for farting in her new car and licking the windows so you can’t roll them down.
>>217693455Will probably just play paradox games when I’m an old fuck and watch anime because who cares
>>217693661apology not accepted, hang your head in shame my man
>>217693647I would roundhouse kick her and every other nigger bitches head off in a heartbeat
recommend me some music lads
Django Unchained
>>217693682why would her licking the windows make me unable to roll them down?
leftypol suddenly so homophobic and racist when a gay non-white disagrees with him
sir oswald mosley
>>217693682Locking them even
>>217693694Buy a Church of England hymn book x
>>217693706lol
>>217693685i suppose you could also start doing drugs because your days are numbered anyway so there's no harm in itreckon i'd do MDMA and opiates and have a great time
nth for the holodem
>>217693694she & himhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEC2FCC95451E0F6E
it is mental though that Prince Andrew lost his title over an unproven allegation
>>217693579>brits are the loveliest peopleBrits 100% are not lovely people. Middle class people are passive aggressive repressed self loathing and boring. Working class people are degenerate uncoath self destructive morons.The only good thing we have going for us is a sense of humour which honestly because we are so emotionally repressed we have no other way of expressing ourselves.
>>217693738nothing wrong with tranny porn
>>217693738its clearly not even been played yet thats just a scene marker like on youtube
Any gay man inSo what's sucking dick feel like
>>217693729twee millenial coded tripe
Mousedude should be awarded /brit/poster of the year
What the fuck is gookmoot doing to us with this fucking captcha???
>>217693738Can't even make it out so dunno why it's trans porn
>>217693755okay buddy it's your turn to recommend some music
>>217693742try going to eastern europe or even spain and france and see if the people are so much nicer. brits are the chosen people. i'd sacrifice my life for them.
>>217693752i'm sure he accidentally followed this account too
>>217693738remember when he played gay porn on stream and his followers blamed mossad lmao
>>217693781ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_sG_Juncn8
>>217693500Chubas are inherently sexually appealing tho (except the lolis). What degree is lewd depends on the person
>l..look guys he's le gay Don't care
annoys me how the cars in far cry games all have left hand steering and thus presumably right hand trafficfar cry 2 is set in some bizarro south africa (where they all drive on the left irl)far cry 3 is set in some bizarro polynesian island (where they all drive on the left irl)and finally far cry 4 is set in some bizarro nepal (where, again, they all drive on the left)since ubisoft are french i am given to assume that this is some kind of petty microaggression against the british
>>217690785>>217690785>>217690785
>>217693762are you allowed to post this
>>217693823ok but he is a gay little mexican virgin thoyou gotta admit
Lost the genetic lottery me
cum sharto
>>217693731Andrew shouldn't have fucked with Charles back when Mummy was around. Now Charles has got his revenge.
>>217693856what ails you
>>217693858Good morning sir
Buy a pass you fuckin benchods
>>217693787All of my attitude in regards to this topic comes from having been to France and being shocked how much nicer they are then us. I've hitchhiked (a means of transport which relies on people's kindness) and I have never felt so at ease anywhere as in France with exception of maybe kyrgystan (but I couldn't understand anything they said). French people are not just nice, and generous, they are actually intelligent and if you express yourself they greet it with warmth instead of just thinking you are weird. In England an atmosphere of repression is inescapable.
>>217693397>>217693419Enough.... I have endured more than enough. I ask you forgive me dearest Nimi Nightmare...
>>217693373Based early knew poster
>>217693867A massive penis
>>217693882No way to tell if this is real or not anymoreLol
>>217693879ARSE
ahha
these captchas are piss easyanswer is almost always that semi-circle or the random punctuation
>>217693900>webcomic>horrible political message dressed up as an unfunny joke
>>217693900>ten years old
>>217693900scrombobulating
>>217693906that's what i said4 circles as wellpiece of piss
>>217693870what are you doing up so early?
Just want a nice strapping lads to put his arms around me and gently slip his knob inside me
>>217693915jesus isn't real amerirorke
at the part in kill bill with the anime, pure kino desu
bigfootreal or no?
Pooing out of my arsehole
>>217693928same
if i had a son i'd encourage him to be a top shagger, but if i had a daughter i'd make her wear a burqa and keep her locked up as my ward until she's like 27
>>217693938shite flick. Tarantino is an overrated mong.
>>217693945anyone here old enough to remembershitting dick nipples?
>>217693945you should see a doctor about that mate
>>217693963nah it's kino
I'm Josef Fritzl, and no windows was my idea
ROOOOOOOOOORKE
what is it with gay nazis these days
>>217693867Got a little skinny chin, no facial hair, shite hairline, runt voice, chipmunk cheeks
>>217693942Real but went extinct decades ago
I am in an absolute state currently. Feel like i'm locked in a cage. Everyday is just unceasingly grim. Once christmas is done I have no obligations but can't do fuck all til then. Feel sick. Just wish I had a girlfriend.
>>217693963WRONGreservoir dogs is kinopulp fiction is kinojackie brown is kinoyou could not be more wrong
Thank you MrPaulHFor another fantastic shave!!only a couple of days until your next shave on ..Sunday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB399ONejiQ
>shite flick. Tarantino is an overrated mong.
>>217693963inglorious basterds is pure kinography
whoop de doo
>>217693959if i had a daughter i would hope she ends up some kind of abusive lesbiana real violent dyke
>>217693441It's actually a very faithful adaptation.
>>217693989*kisses your forehead*
looking at lists of dead pornstarslot of them died from suicide or from being murdered by their spouse
>>217693989was just saying this down the pub
>>217694047The lesson here is to never have sex
>>217693996can't ever see this cunt without imagining that dorky kid telling AJ soprano about how to tease women sexually
>>217693991those films are all greatkill bill is shite thoughhe's like wes anderson or tim burton, just rehashing the same aesthetic over and over and personally it gets boring after two or three films
Was going to post a cuck post but it was so vile and upsetting I felt my soul scream in agony as I typed it and I asked myself what I actually was hoping to achieve
backshots from the abominable snowman
Any london lads want to be friends irl?
>if a female touched my peepee on the regular EVERYTHING would be betterwhy are so many of you like this I don't understand
>>217693877i hitchhiked in the 90s in englandi was surprised how cool everyone wasnever hitchhiked on the continentbut there was a guy who tried to kill us so i dunnoi wouldn't recommend it
>>217694069Refn made the same movie about seven times you smug danish dickhead
in the porn industry as a male you have to start with getting bummed up the arse by blokes before you're allowed to shag women
>>217694076what were you going to say
>>217694097Oh really? That's a rule is it?
>>217694097so that's why they call it entry level
>>217694096>>217694096no idea who that is i'm not danish
>>217694104babyrorke and his abandonment and neglect by his mother in favor of his mulatto half-brother
>>217694097maybe that's what they told you
>>217694109Late entry for /brit/ zinger of the year
>>217694097They keep telling you you’ll eventually being fucking women pornobruce?
>>217694069agreedkill bill was just "hey look it's me again"more of the same style but more sodeath proof was the end of tarantino as a creative masternow he's just wankingi was gutted because i loved reservoir dogs and pulp fictiontrue romance is great as well though
hi friends what did you buy your family for Christmas
We're all in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBSSP840Syc
>>217694171*carpet bombs venezula with nukes*thats what you get for not selling oil to lsrael!
>>217694093How old are you mate? Honestly jealous, would have loved to have hitchhiked before social media.Yeah its possible here. I've hitchhiked a bit in the north, I don't want to shit talk the very many of us who just want to enjoy our lives and get on with things. Its just the general atmosphere in england is different. When you hitchhike on the continent and especially france people don't give a shit. Over here people say you must be nuts.
>>217694165no not at all, i can't be a pornstar you see because my willy is small and pathetic, but not so small and pathetic that i could spin it into some kind of gimmick where it would cater to a niche of small penis humiliation
we had transgender for everybody
>>217694197is this post about british culture??
>>217694171don’t really know why we’re bombing Venezuela The drugs thing never bothered us before
would be hilarious if trump had a stroke on camera right now
https://youtu.be/FqDJVY2x7ec
scranning a big 300g bag of tesco bacon rashers dipping them in out of date hummus
Got the nightly mid-dinner diarrhea bout
i like the fact that the abbreviation of hawaii is "HI" so when i'm looking on google maps and panning across the pacific ocean, it's just there chilling halfway between asia and america saying "hi" to me as i pass over
>>217694246Corr
>>217694171moron can't speak for shit
>>217694233Might have a stroke on camera for you
used to think trump was funny back in 2016don't like him anymore
>33%
>>217694203i only tried it once, from hull to glastonbury and backme and a mate had no money but a lot of ballswe hitchhiked there, broke into the festival, and hitchhiked backit was mental but we were 17 and in those days 17 year olds were hardcoremate i've got some fucking insane stories from that expeditioni genuinely thought i was going to die when a guy dropped us off in the middle of the motorway outside birmingham
>>217694286yeahshell of his former self
>>217694299Sat in some cars did you? Spoke to some strangers eh?Absolutely wild stuff unc
>>217694306he was a grifter from the start
.. Cranberry juice is the new squash wearing my excellent glasses watching LIVE: President Trump Delivers an Address to the Nation - 12/17/25 in home ...
hitchhiking 20-30 years ago in the UK/America wasn't dangerous in the slightest I hitchhiked in Eastern Europe like a decade ago and it was fine
>>217694315yeah this was long before leaving the house was considered "adulting"
>>217694349patriot
>>217694349scrimbeebling
>>217694349Leftypol turning on him
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1766017051167504.mp4lads...
>>217694349based timmy pretending to be disabled so he can get free food and arse wipings for life
>>217694371rorke's groupchat
>>217694327indeed, i dont think at his core he even believes anything. just lets everyone else project their imagination onto him, which is how you would expect a reality tv show character to act
>>217694380where's the poo?
whole speech sounds ai
>>217694380now what's the point of knickers as stark is that? doesn't even cover her private parts
>>217694410
tim worked at a jewish summer camp in my town
>>217694395i find all americans are like this
>>217694380yeah porn is getting a bit too high in quality nowfound this very uncomforting
>>217694254>when i'm looking on google maps and panning across the pacific oceanktim
always find myself wishing I had an autistic girlfriend but have never once met an autistic woman I liked
>>217694436name 10 youve met
>anniversity
>>217694461well fucking said
well that was disappointing, he didn't die of apoplexy
>no announcing war on venezuela>just listing Ws and Christmas cheerwtf
>>217694429Where's his acting experience in the Thatcher biopic? Man needs to update his CV x
oh man i wanted fucking aliens or something...i am so fucking bored
>>217694501Would hardly be a war, would it?
limmy just had a heart attack on stream
>>217694502theres a more updated one but i couldnt find it this time
>>217694501who could have guessed...
might start a reaction channel and watch indian films for money
remember asf
>>217694562For me it's blacks reacting to classic rockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA-oPaDz6bE
>>217694562i bet there's millions in that
>>217694562Indians would honestly eat that shit up. They look for western validation on anything indian.
>>217694630I would smash the claw end of a hammer into her head.
>>217694630no wanking
>>217694562I'd watch it
>>217694615the problem is:advertisers don't pay youtube for indian viewsyoutube considers indian views basically worthlessyou can throw ads at them but they'll never buy anything because they're all so poor
>>217694630don't find asian women even remotely attractivethey're just sexless
>>217694670and which kind of women does a sex god like you consider worthy?white women?look at youlook at your hair
Back to watching squidgame
Squid Game Corona Virus
>>217694684literally anyone elsewhat's got you riled up
Lebanese women
ill never understand how ads are profitable blows my mind how normies actually see an ad and go wow omg im actually going to purchase thatsame type of low inhibition creature who saw commercials for junk at $19.99 and rushed to the phone on all fours to get it asap
remember scottish twitter from like 2017?that shit sucked
>>217694456Avoid them like the plague. I've dealt with a lot of them they're literally just regular women you just gotta deal with the additional le quirky autism bullshit, those bitches have problems
>>217694740I saw an article that claimed advertising doesn't work on autistic peopleThe one benefit of being a sperg
SCREAMING
>>217694745wen yer wee gan tae och la muppet wee yer cunt pal ma prick hawd round maw cunt laughing emoji laughing emoji
>>217694349Leftypol thinks the nurse who wipes Tim's arse day in day out would make a great wife
>>217694779ya heedcase ahahaha this is class pal
Gym opens in 3 hours ladsGonna hit the stairmaster, weights, sauna jacuzzi, steam, gonna be peng
>>217694779>>217694790We don't speak like this. Fucking hate anglos glad pakis are raping fuck out you lot.
>>217694770す
>>217694740same with a lot of scamshow are people falling for it?there's silly money in it because there's so many fools out thereespecially dumbass boomersthere are so many people with more money than senseit's a shame, but it's realitymaybe in the serengeti the lions wonder how these prey animals are such frail, weak little creaturesbut then they just hunt and eat them because fuck it
quick bumwank then i'm off t'shops
>>217694770don't know what this means
gonna have some supper
A Honkin Jobbie
>>217694815aye ye dae mate x
AH BEGORRAHHHHH
Another page in the book of my incellian slug life awaits tomorrow
>>217694922Do you know how your life would get better by getting a girlfriend? The oxytocin alone is great and the constant touching they do to you etc
Scottish person: *writes in accent on Twitter*Americans: holy guacamole this dude is killin' it, for real!
>>217694947Right but what of the incellian slug book
It might be actually impossible to get a job
>>217694947i remember someone on here asked the difference between fucking a sex arse and fucking a real womani said it's how you feel about yourself afterwardsoxytocin i guess
>>217694955screeching they do be like that
>>217694969Finish the book and start your slayer gigachad reformed incel slug book
>>217694999whats happening here then
Kitasan black...
>>217695075
well rorke?
>>217695096Disgusting little Asian boyHow can you fetishise this
>>217695096really wanna push her as far as i can down that hill like a rolling stone
>>217695103
>>217695114would a rolling stone do that?they don't have arms
Reading about John Amery>Jewish>Nazi>Married a prostitute>Hanged for treasonInteresting character
>>217695122dont play dumb or ill bash you
>>217695114would a rolling stone do that?they are very old
>>217695121Look at the body literally flat everywhere This isn't even a woman
>>217694872there are no other english speaking people who type in their accent except the scots and I have no idea why they do it. unless you count blacks typing in ebonics but I think that's literally because they don't know the proper spellings and are sounding out before writing down. which scots may well be doing too.
>>217695138dont play dumb or ill batter you
>>217695136Quality build
>>217695114>>217695137>>217695146angermanagementyank
Imma let you finish but biomasslad had the gimmick of the year
now THIS is a woman
poo bollocks and wank willies
>>217694824can absolutely guarantee they're both ugly and obese
>>217695171Non human admixture Also Latinos have disgusting nipples
snacking on a polyp
wonder what was happening in egypt between roman times and arab timeswhat were they up to?
>>217695209They were part of the eastern Roman (greek) empire and were pretty hellenized
>>217695209Muhammads wars and that innit
>>217695171Love her
>>217695144arm from yorksherahl tell ye whyits coz them scots ar obsessed wi bein scotsus english med 'em fanatical abowt not bein englishcoz they 'ate us english so muchso now they go on abowt "look 'ow scottish i am"an' us in yorksher dunt giv a fuk we just act english lahkoo givs a fuk
Her poop goes in my mouth.
>>217693373New>>217695217>>217695217>>217695217
nose bleedin
poo sneedin
>>217695279too early!!!!
>>217695279mdrrr soixante sept
hang that frenchman
what if we all started typing in our own accents
>>217695279Putain
>>217695290>>217695293huh
>>217695298a wid bit cunts here wid slag is fur it
>>217695297>>217695303Nani ?
>>217695313caint undurstayund a thang yur sayin
Can't believe he did that
watchin slow horses
jfs need to be permanently stopped from making the newit's not right
>>217695421The French chinaman needs a good slap regardless.
Having diarrhea right before bed
>>217695600corr
Roasting
>>217695421Just don't use themNot hard is it
Mad how Dua Lipa is a literal goddess who deserves to be worshipped.
>>217695694That's a man, baby, yeah
>>217695694shes a pikey
>>217695694always get her and charli xcx and marina diamandis mixed up because they all look exactly the same and make similar musicwhen you think about it, is it REALLY necessary for all three of them to exist at the same?
>>217695694fuck off
>>217695745>>217695745non jf edition
>>217695694
Gonna name my daughter Waitrose
