poo smells
>>217752008s
that's a good thing, reckon we need more artificial insemination too, would love to be able to choose some gigachad semen, you know give my kid the best chance in life and all that
Imperial Federation should have happened.....
Should C sections be allowed? Then every baby is gonna have a massive head
>>217751997why do brit aristocrats have dark features? i thought blondes and blue eyes were just noble tier as /pol/ and TikTok chuds told me
>>217752033Seems the only people I know who are having kids are the lezzers
>>217752033give it a rest you freak
There’s a tempest in me…
>>217752060kys
are you telling me there's -more- than one indog in this thread?
>>217752069>stop expressing your opinionno
>>217752033I think we should make housing really affordable instead.
>>217752079what's indog?
feel like SHIT
>>217751847yes, do you?
>>217752079easy to spotgood english : bogans in balishit english : indogs
if i was in jake pauls place lets just say things would have went differently
Please hurry up and finish HS2. I need to travel extremely quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_W-N4oE_1Q
>>217752086not a bad idea, demolish all london terraces and build up like they do herebut pensionerberg wouldn't like that, he'd much rather younguns give up their avocado toast than see the value of his terrace (worth £1.2mil, bought for £250) go down even 1%
>>217752139have you ever seen a polar bear or been to the north of your country iyc
>break jaw>earn $90 milsounds like a good idea to me
>>217752135how so, racismlad?
Mouseberg burrowing in my wall and keeping me awake
>>217752152I've seen a moose and dear when I walked to school one.>been to the north of your country iycHow north are we talking. Like North Manitoba or the ice hell in the Arctic?
>>217752163vpn retard award
>>217752195Not so fast. They're honorary anglos buddy.
>>217752135BBC is an anchor to their center of mass. It's like punching down a steel bollard
Jake Paul would batter me. And he'd batter you.
Are the goyim still talking about Jake Paulowitz? good.....good....
Where are the kiwis
>>217752235not much of an achievement since he's been getting boxing coaching for at least 5 years and I have sat on my settee for probably 2/3 of the last 5 years
cinema has effectvively been colonised by avatar 3
right then
>>217752275ok
>>217752190northern territories but yeah north manitoba is close enough. i suppose the question was more have you explored much of your massive country like have you ever just drove north also what happens at duck lake post
>>217752235if you saw what AJ did to him imagine what i would have donei should have been in that ring
got excited because I thought the olympics were next year but it's just the lame winter ones
>>217752294Winter Kinolympics is based
>>217752294godless oriental breasts
>>217752275The lads
>>217752290never mind duck lake post, what happens at the great slave lake?what are you hiding up there canadians?
once again i am being forced to leave my house to get my prescription
>>217752290Duck lake poo
>>217752318due to 'woke' i presume
>>217752294Are you excited for Brisvegas '32
Hungover and ate the leftover chinese and didnt heat it up til it was piping hot. Also cracked a raw egg over it and it didnt really cook in the 3 minutes i put it in for. Salmonella and botulism toil possibly on the cards.
>>217752315what are they feeding Asian women?
>>217752330oiamscreaming
Fondling the gf's reasonably sized 36B chebs and noshing on her unshaved and slightly sour minge
>>217752290>northern territoriesNo I've never been their. Probably full of natives and military stuff.>>217752317Just some cheeky souvenirs mate.
rorke begging his mummy to move house because planning permission for a mosque was granted 250 miles away
>>217752337I don't think I'll be alive in '32, my health hasn't been great lately
>>217752348middle guys fit is crazy
here in the UK we have prescription delivery vansseems like the ideal delivery gig to be fair since every single delivery is guaranteed to ba a tiny packet that weighs virtually nothing as opposed to having to deliver 20kg bags of cat litter etc
>>217752348got a mosque but still not got a country
>>217752364vpn retard award
The Cronem.
never actually explored much of the uk. mental that i could just drive to the top of scotland right now and nobody could stop me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO70faQPYjY
>>217752409It's all grim shite. Don't even bother. Stay in your hovel and rot.
>>217752378I don't think I'd be able to stop myself from LARPing as a drug dealerLooking over my shoulder and acting extra shifty when I placed a brown bag into your gran's waiting hands
>>217752409Go on a cheeky adventure.
>>217752318how many weeks are you allowed to pick up at once? Here they used to only give you one months worth at a time, it was a huge pain in the ass.>>217752348I don't think this is any worse than those episodes of amazing spaces where they buy an old church and turn it into a house
giving it a go
that webm is still there then
>>217752296
>>217752409Nowhere outside of London is worth going unfortunately
love just being in /brit/. don't even have to post or read any post, just love bieng here
>>217752409go to stone henge
>>217752454WORLLLLSTAR
>>217752047My daughter was born via c-section. I think her head is normal. Where did this idea come from of the large heads?
The zaza got me speaking Esperanto
>>217752484omds uncbet you were born by c section too megamind
>>217752426presumably a fair amount of the deliveries do contain good gear because the people who get their prescriptions delivered are usually elderly and it's the same population who get prescribed the good drugs, the strong opiates and suchwhen step-mumberg's mum had cancer she was prescribed fentanyl patches. I remember after she passed, dad and step-mum told me how they took all the leftover patches to the pharmacy so they could be safely disposed of and I had to sit there with a straight face but inside I was screaming, what a fucking waste jesus christ
>>217752484The skull is very soft when being born and is usually compressed by the vag into a suitable shapeIf the baby is born by C-section or the vag is very loose their heads come out weird Hence Somalians
something profoundly unsettling about a britposter pretending to have children
>>217752484Idea is less dead big head babies will remove the evolutionary selective pressure to have vagina sized heads
>>217752458>>217752419
>>217752454was doing alright until he sent his entire weight through his neck upside down
/Brit/ says no to drugs
>>217752484a) you don’t have kidsb) c section because their heads are too big to fit
>>217752541all me.
not quite sure why the GeForce thing pops up when I open libre office
> Thousands of newly qualified, British, UK-trained nurses are struggling to find jobs in the NHS.
did you ever wank to pokemon when younger?
need a mogul gf
they do walking groups and hiking groups just for people who had to be delivered by C-section nowadays, good way to meet other people with similar experiences
>>217752574Quite a bit yes.
>>217751997Cetto Arrigoni
>>217752591big chungus looks like a fun guy
Morning lads
>>217752574they knew what they were doing when they designed may
>>217752603looks like he's got about 3 pairs of trousers on
>>217752574I didnt, I wanked to disney princesses and my mother probably found out because I used her working laptop
>>217752591I reckon it's time for another /brit/ meet up.
>>217752574rather not say
>>217752605>morningIt’s literally 10:50 pm you freak
>>217752605You will always be an outsider there, think of what Indians sound like speaking English that’s how Italians hear you
>>217752605>woman fingers in the pic Kys normie
twitter artist i follow who looks like mclovin randomly posted a pic of his knob and its like 20 inches
>this was nearly 8 years agowhat the fuck
>>217752645what is this cuteness
They finally fixed the update button
>>217752574
Auto-updaters and manual [Update] pressers cannot get along
>>217752638not random if i had a 20 inch knob everyone would know all about it
>>217752673marxist-leninism
>>217752701do both because auto can't be trustednumerous times it has not updated, while after hitting [update] new posts appear
if you're giving someone a bunch of food, chocolates and wine for christmas it's OK to not wrap those things yeah? Just put them in a gift bag? There's no point in them having to unwrap a box of chocolates of a tube of biscuits is there?I think just a bag is OK, a gift bag.
>>217752638link
>>217752700Think. Bike.This was a filthy car driver's fault.
>>217752700Our Guy in Orbit
Suiiiiii
>>217752728https://x.com/LUMIEREBELGE/status/1992024532362965286
>>217752700just nipping down tesco lads yous wanting anything picked u-ARGGHHHHHHHHHH
>>217752727yeah in a bag with cellotape across the opening to hide the contents
grimasaurus rex
>>217752753rorke is his citroen saxo 6 weeks after passing his test
>>217752745ktim on the way to watch zootopia 2
>>217752748I can’t see it Is he fit
get the racism postedget the "you are temporarily blocked for violating, etc." message observedget the router restartedget the 4chan cookies deletedget the process repeated
>>217752727what do you do if the gift is battery powered and has those battery strips in itgot an led house for someone at secret santa and left them in to show it was un-tampered and then she was disappointed because there were no batteries in it so didn't work
>>217752782Ah, I see. Probably a fake dick
>>217752782he looks like a chud
>>217752605why do you eat raw meat?
>>217752782it's a really skinny torso and legs with a skirt but admittedly massive willy
Emma Barnett of the BBC has positioned herself as the voice of authority on 'misogyny.'Raised in an 'Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Home' her parents were pimps who operated illegal brothels for which her father, Ian, was jailed. Cordial emails were found between Barnett and his daughter Emma, talking about his `whores'.Hypocrisy much?
took her for a drink on tuesday lads
>>217752753it can happen to anyone on a normal bendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG77LgcnfQg
>>217752820vpn shithead larp award
>>217752748
guy at work from barcelona has a dream business idea of running a bunch of airbnbstourists are not the problem
>>217752753screm
asking my hinge date oneyplays hypotheticals
>>217752788I think in pretty much all circumstances people would be happy to recieve a gift with batteries already in it or at the very least alongside the gift.I remember when I gifted someone a dashcam I also bought them a memory card for the dashcam, which I thought was very generous of me. Even had to make sure it was a high-speed one that would survive constant write/rewrite.
>>217751997trvke
>>217752866scream
must b nice
>>217752869sad they barely do that anymore, was screaming at the mini hitler and boiled milk bits like a decade ago. they boring asf now unless its dave and corey
>>217752892wonder how many of them finished their night with something else black
>>217752832why was he gunning it round a corner?
>>217752906i like adam even though hes a complete retard
>>217752870it was a tough situation because i assumed the plastic strips meant batteries were included, and also were evidence i didn't just grab a random ornament and give it as a gifti thought it would appear newer, more pristine, but in the end it just caused an issueat least it was secret santa and she won't know who it was from, but it was awkward as we were sitting next to each other the whole time.i get like a mobile phone or that you might set it up so the person can use it as soon as they open it.
>>217752454he's incredibly lucky if he didnt fracture anything in his spine there
morning ladschristmas shopping todayits going to be facking RAMMED
This Epstein shit is fucked.
>>217752909
and so begins another day of watching mindless nonsense on youtube while not cleaning the flat until it is time to start drinking
remember when the word meme was an obscure sperg term
>wrong trousers not on on christmas daychristmas is ruined. billions must watch the wrong trousers.
just went for a 6 hour long incel walk. many things i saw, many foreign tastes and smells, many leaves examined
>>217752700oh and thats a bad miss
>>217752938Did you have a good time
kek joshua broke paul's jaw
>>217752930white people are just pale indians
>>217752928the new york financier??
>>217752745larping as a racing driver on public roads is runt behaviour. just go to the track
honestly can't remember the last time I went a week without drinking. have been fat for years at this pointfurious at myself for being such an unhealthy retard and lacking so much willpower
>>217752950not really, im hung over, anxious and depressed but the clouds looked nice and saw some cool birds
>>217752976ktim but junk food
>>217752928why do they censor it?
>>217752938did you see any of them?
>>217752928god forbid a black man have a good time
>>217752952say what you will of AJ but the man is more than happy to punch the head off any cunt who wants a meme fightthose 2 punches to Ngannou were likely the hardest, cleanest hits ever landed
>>217752954How so?
>>217752993mind being a bit more specific bro?
>Reform council planning ‘huge’ cuts in adult social care
glad that my waster tendencies only amount to wasting time and having a little goon drinking or an addiction to drugs alongside that is suicide tier
>>217753006that's as specific as he can be in this particular matter
Would have emptied my balls in one of those Epstein slags
>>217753001He hates white people, look at things he said at the BLM rally on the microphone
dads will just assume you know who king farouk is with no context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a-wg7R7aQgmight start making noises like this irl lads
creg
>>217753018omds give it a rest rorke
>>217753016
>>217753018ah well, Usyk battered him twice
creg youre such a frickin doofus you broke my stepmoms meer she's gunna be pissed
>>217753015ok well probably not as I was walking in deep bush and didn't see another person
>>217752971road racing is kino thoughbeitever like they do on the isle of man and in ireland
>>217753070i meant roads with people on
>>217753054>ukr*inians>wh*te
omds
>>217753097yeah thats for browns
catberg doing his stinky yawns
>>217753121haha love it
>>217753101Rorke is typing...
made a pizza, took a bite, threw it at the wall
>>217753101what is a pronoun
>>217753101we are* not a pronoun
>>217753140screang
>>217753058*holds you down and shaves your mullet*
>>217753121post catbergalso he's gay
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762039918785769.webmhahah can't believe trump has done this again
>>217752976i do dry jan for a bit of a reset. quite looking forward to it tbqh the drinking gets a bit much
if your phone costs more than £150 you're zesty, gotta get you on that third world shit baby
>>217753010Rorke waiting dolefully for his shuttle bus to the library to come and pick him up
>>217753170m-mmfhh~.. a-ah...
>>217752892
Really makes you think
>>217753179why are the doodoodoo girl's eyes so hilariously far apart
want gf
4chanx quick reply keeps buggering the new captchas. tells me i don't need to verify but i get 'no valid captcha' when i post. have had to go back to the old reply form at the top. not a fan. not a fan at all.
>>217753215Mummy liked cans for breakfast
>>217753228don't care
>>217753179all the classics today
>>217753228clear your cookies and site data
>>217753243>paying for 4chanomds
>>217753223not that tart
>>217753249hahaha i do miss this place lad, i miss the old days
>>217753228try updating it. had the same issue the first day but it works now
just seen maisie williams' arse
>>217753276yeah...
To prove /brit/ will argue over anything.. here is a picture of a wombat
didn't wank for a week in case I got a shag at the toil christmas party but I did not end up getting a shag
>>217753302mate thats a bloody picture of rorke!!!
>>217753312so what's the plan now?
>>21775322330 min 5k is utter dogshit
>>217753312that only happens in movies
>>217753327going to look at some naked japanese ladies and see where it takes me
>>217753298tim :( remember the days of him posting his willard on twitter before they finally got him, why didn't america intervene to save him from the builder menace
>>217753332Maybe people don't want to sprint on concrete?
>>217753332neither of those numbers were in the post
cup of tea and then a poo i reckon
>>217753374lmao
>>217753366im sure he's happy wearing his excellent glasses watching television shows without causing trouble to others or himself
woof
>>217753332she's getting better
>>217753312can someone explain what this is supposed to do? despite having a gf and shagging regularly i still wank several times a day, even on days i do shag, you boomers are weird
>>217753374sc
how is steve rosenberg still allowed in russia
cant even run for 30 mins me because my ankles get hurt
getting filtered by the 3 step captcha on /vr/ how on earth do i play perfect dark in 2025is the xbox version good enough? i have that.
lads...
Just found myself in the Epstein files
>>217753409puts some fire in your belly
>>217753409whenever I've had a chance to shag I've failed to get an erection so my hope was that by abstaining from porn and masturbation I would be able to have sex if the opportunity came about
>>217753422controlled opposition
>>217753439keep a viagra in your wallet lad. Can get them online.
no point in trying anymore
much to think about
>>217753457>>217753458ktim
why are they cancelling david walliamsswear there are dodgier blokes out there
got the frasier on
weird how you can make a shape out of any number of lines except 2
>>217753477which one?
>>217753436you rotter
>>217753477why
was gonna do my Christmas shopping today but decided to drink instead
>>217753466by that logic they would only ever cancel the dodgiest bloke on earth
>>217753223>>217753401girlies be getting dressed up with running vests water bottles and headphones just for a 5k
sobbing into my spag bol
>>217753466always thought he was a woofter
>>217753482never seen an X?
what the fuck is the semi-circle's problem lads
>why
>>217753483A humorous misunderstanding is occurring. There's a knock at the door. Frasier opens the door to reveal Niles standing there. They exchange a silent look as a farcical scene plays out behind Frasier inside his apartment, perhaps one which Niles himself warned Frasier about earlier in the episode. Wordlessly, Niles enters the apartment and immediately slides effortlessly into the situation. Frasier closes the door and resumes his own role as well, quietly grateful for his brother's understanding.
>>217753502you wouldn't get it
>>217753470trying to explain kirkified brad trapezoids to my therapist
>>217753482semicircle?
>>217753466posh gays are always gigarapists
>>217753522haha, love that one, classic
>>217753539done that mong
>>217753517not to embarass you infront of everyone but thats a letter mate
the difference between you and I is that I dont shake after a piss
>>217753506you ok brucie?
>>217753500this is what we should dowork backwards like
at the part of pre-christmas worrying if i've got enough for everyone
>>217753533i run a 5k in a cotton shirt and shortsyou dont need water for a 5k even in 30 degree weatherunless youre some weakoid
mad how john cena is seeing a black bird while also being a married manis his wife one of those mythical cuckqueans then
>>217753483in this one frasier finds himself in a difficult and potentially embarrassing situation but in an attempt to not let on that the situation is occurring and maintain a sense of decorum he inadvertently creates a farcical situation which will be even more embarrassing if discovered by those he is trying to keep it from
just plugged my steamdeck in to charge
>>217753553say wallahi
>>217753556i pull my foreskin back and dab with precisely 2 squares of toilet roll to prevent drippage ladI also only piss sitting down in the cubicles
>>217753439ive always had a "use it or lose it" mentality meself, i reckon abstaining would do more harm than good imo
>>217753572mental
>>217751997he's not white and neither am i
>>217753564cotton absorbs moisture so is a poor choice to run in
>>217753556you're walking around with piss on your undies
spaffing into my sob bowl
>>217753562same but I'm reassuring myself with memories of being stood at tills on no less than 3 separate occasions in the last week thinking "woah that's a bigger total than I was expecting haha I can't really afford this but it's too late now"
tongueing my urethra
>>217753599I dont wear undies
>>217751997cherry picking a uniquely wog looking brit. pretty sure hes a jew anyway
remember diego's drunk megamelty over the new captcha last night
>>217753571bet martin is 'aving a laugh during the whole ordeal too haha
>>217753589humans have been running in cotton for decadesyou keep wearing your microplastic shite
>>217753615pissy trackies then
>>217753620didn't he say he was high IQ?
>Deputy PM David Lammy claimed almost £7,000 for help with his tax returns
>>217753638he said he was TOO high IQ to solve them quickly, in fact
>>217753633dont wear pants
>>217753621in this one martin appears to think the sensible course of action would be for frasier to shut his big bazoo
>>217753603can't say i've had thatmight just deal with it, think im out of time for anything else now
>>217753629I don't wear microplastic shite
>>217753666yeah you wear gay fag shite
lad why is it called a blowjob when it should be called a suckjob? can you imagine having someone literally blow an air bubble up your japs eye? makes my dick wince to think of it
>>217753651i understand his struggle as i'm too high IQ to get a gf
wish i could wear womens clothes out in public and not being thought of as gay
>>217753678raped him
>>217753702...why
going to go sprint around in the darkness for a bit feels so good leaping and bounding around like an untamed deer
>>217753746>>217753746>>217753746
At the escort's place ladsWill post my result in an hour or so
>>217753702have you tried this technique?
