prussia hetalia edish
can't post those mate
Things you're banned from postingThe petersThe poniesThe miceThe dragons
sat in church parking lot but don’t feel like going in
>>217785709the horses are also banned
fucking unbelievably horny
>>217785709and the chemistry
So glad I'm not a woman. Imagine how painful it is for them to get mogged
>>217785729get it stroked
>>217785830Fucking sex
Where is everyone
>>217785950in the other thread x
>>217785714Before we reply, is this church you're going to shoot up predominantly white or black?
might watch a jenny nicholson before the footy
>>217785950We’re all at the meetupSpoons at victoria station
am i guaranteed to die if i take 50mg of xanax with half a bottle of vodka
>>hungry yet againLADS FUCKING SAKE LET THIS STOP
big shops are shut, if you didnt get your christmas shopping it's over
>>217785974hihihi
>>217786010They're opened in Ireland till midnight Christmas eve x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVCTLPNUzo
>>217786010>Not having a yank-tier 24-7 orgy of consumption in the week before chrisbo
made this with AI
>>217786010only need to go b&m tomorrow for a few bits
>>217786010you're a runt if you aren't prepared already
>>217786010mumberg is all stocked up x
4 days to go lads.
all the gentrifiers have gone back to fuckinghamshire
why don't you spare a thought for them hmm rorke?
I guess 77th brigade took the week off for Christmas and turned off all their bots
>>217786105jewish daycare for the goycattle NPCs, clown world
Tipsy of one can of madri the big one
>>217786105I hate women so much it's unreal
roads were pretty empty today wish it was like that more often
>>217786105Have zero sympathy for bints getting paid to do dossjobs
>'You're not welcome in our country': The far-right agitators travelling to Calais to abuse small-boat migrants>Anti-migrant activists are increasingly making trips to northern France to harass migrants and charity workers. Holly Bancroft examines the disturbing new trendrorke's pastime
Why do you neeks all drink cans and not bottles? Bottles objectively taste better than from a can
escort I saw yesterday said she'd recommend me to other girls
all i want for christmas is to be sucked
>>217786010mine are open tomorrow i believe
>>217786174Cheaper
>>217786191but enough about your arsecheeks
>>217786140over the past year or so the roads are just fucking jampacked all hours of the day except at 3amwas never like this before. you'd have lull periods during weekday daytimes. now it's constant cars on every fucking road
>>217786174>he doesn't know
>>217786175clicked an affiliate link award
>>217786177:P
>bottles taste better than canskek the runt actually fell for Jewish tricks
>>217786199ahah x
>>217786218If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let a bricklayer’s son in this Christmas.
>>217786174takes up too much room in the recyling bin
>>217786201Boriswave innitAll on their dodgy licences
>>217786218get your size 14 mits wrapped around that
laying a brick on the toilet
hopefully mousey will be back to post even on christmas
mad how there were way more english indentured servants than Irish ones but you never hear about "English Slaves"
drinking ginger tea and honey see if that helps settle my diseased dysfunctional stomach
>>217785525nice one mate i'm also making that later but with quorn mince. got a few vegans coming today for dinner so no butter or cheese in this one.
>>217786278Stop trying to cause division fuck off
>>217786292>will heavy metals help my upset tummyTHINK
>>217786269Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a...
im the kind of beast that would overpay on his mortgage to clear it off in half the time.Not that I have a mortgage, or a house, or a deposit to even get one
>tofu>minced quorn
>>217786293hope you fucked it and bought non-vegan quorn and they beat you to death for trying to feed them eggs
something in the room im currently in smells like literal shit and i’m not sure if it’s me and that’s worrying me greatly
Putting my tonsil stone in my pocket
do rappers still sample porn?
show us your jeans and slippers chilimong
need to get laid next year
>>217786335wow you must be a big tough man eating meat i'm so impressed only the manliest of men can do that
Who else is gonna spend new years in /brit/
potatoes frying
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7luCkBUtj_M
Eating vegan tofu chili with a non-alcoholic IPA and my water bottle next to me just in case I get too much of a rush x
>>217786417Might have a couple of mates over for some beers but will probably be a brief one
He's cooking chili for his friends and family and you're here trying to shit on him for using tofu. I'm sure you miserable lot are gonna be enjoying your slop with anyone but other /brit/ losers.
>>217786443I'll be eating meat and not vegan shite so I win
>>217786311What you on about
Would you be losing your shit if it were mapo tofu
>>217786470Too much flavour. Get on the tofu and water lad
so hungover I could cry, just want the world to go away x
>>217786466You sound very mad about someone's eating choices. Everyone here sounds very mad in general. Miserable lot.
war looms
Any other boring cunt who gets stressed out about wasting food in
>>217786523*gives you a hug*
Dont have any mates not even one
>>217786515looks rough are lad. not long left in him im afraid x
rattled
it looms for that lot
love putting others down, makes me feel a lot better
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJNHkiKXlE
>>217786528joyless pricks all come at this time of year to cope with spending xmas alone ignore them
You just know they're vegans for stupid uppity cunt leftypol reasons as well. Bet they want all the migrants in raping their holes
>>217786555train tracks soon
>>217786614so this is rorke
Timmy needs our help, the staff are stealing from him.
>>217786585internet brain rot evident in this post. this kind of thinking didn't happen last century, literal mental illness from spending his life online looking at ragebait screenshots and now makes everything about migrant rape lmao
>>217786614kfc
>>217786661and what has he done?
>>217786614i like the little smile he does to himself after the first punch when he knows he's set himself up for the big knockoutmust be such a satisfying feeling
>>217786684let's all get down there for tuesday
screaming
>>217786687ironically one of the posters most obsessed with migrant rape, heathernonce, eats quorn lmao
>>217786614
imagine if Russia declares war on our Christmas day. would be a bit of a 'fuck you'
>>217786757scr
>>217786756why is she not covered?
Indian fannies deserve worship
>>217786323depends on the interest rate of the mortgageif mortgage is more than savings, pay off mortgage, otherwise you're better off putting it into the isa>t. mortgage haver and very wealthy /brit/ goblin man
>>217786844corr
>>217786818do the breedful
>>217786780Nobody 'declares war' these days lad.
>>217786844corr spaffwhat’s the salsa?
>>217786844where's the meat?
>>217786756loool
right well it looms
217786844
get the baubles up
>>217786890wfh until the evewhich means i'll be "working" haha
>>217786614Jake Paul trained full time for the last 5 years with proper coaches and all that and would starch everyone ITT yet against a top heavyweight he couldn't do anything. Literally just stood around waiting to get heemed whenever AJ felt like it. Jake even landed that wild overhand right he spams and the one time it landed flush AJ just absorbed it like it was nothing.And AJ got decisively battered twice off Usyk. Levels upon levels, mang.
>>217786914let's be honest you could pick a random man off the street and he could batter anyone ITT let alone someone who actually trains
>>217786914who is the best boxer he's beaten
>>217786914>yet against a top heavyweight he couldn't do anythinghe wasn't even a heavyweight himself
>>217786968Mike Tyson
>>217786968technically Mike Tyson
>>217786914jp needed to do amateur fights and he couldve had an actual boxing career and made much more over many fights because hes still a hot topic even if its not a big meme fight
>>217786964???Bit of a projection there lad. Lots of tough blokes in /brit/
>>217786844>chili >has no chilies in it
Poo seal would've loved this meme if he were still alive.....RIP big nigga
>>217786860i already max my ISA
>>217786844>>217787020Fuckin white people man
>>217787020it has a sweet red chilli pepper and chilli powder and chipotle
>>217787053how much
>>217786991It's honestly commendable he even went in there. Yeah he was making a fat bag but he already has Fuck You money from his previous meme fights. It could quite conceivably have ended much worse than a broken jaw. Shouldn't have been sanctioned but that's boxing for you.
russia is a more free society than great britain
>>217786796haha catberglet
>>217787108The sport is dying. Of course they sanctioned it. Nobody would box without the Paul meme fights
>>217787121Yeah?
>>217787082it was perfectly spiced if thats what youre askingperhaps could have done with a mite more cumin
watching some british youtuber walk around stockholm, he went to some random blacksmith business to ask to film only to get told promptly to fuck offwish more people did that. must be super annoying to witness vlogging morons irl intrude on your privacy
almost beer o clock
>>217787145yeah
>>217787108>>217787136It's barely a sport. Sports have some challenge to them and there's nothing hard about hitting someone
>russia is a more free society than great britain
definitely was not but enjoy your veggie slop i guess
rorke slanting his eyes at his jap's eyeleftypol saying konnichiwa to it
selik scored
>sign into steam >get a verification code to log in through mail>log in >get another mail that someone has just logged into my steam account uh yeah i know, dickhead, you were a part of it
>Sports have some challenge to them and there's nothing hard about hitting someone
>>217787183how could you possibly know how much chilli powder and cumin and oregano i put in a chilli or how many mustard seeds i put on some potatoes from a photohow could you possibly know what constitutes the "right" amount of heat or spice for me
>>217787175alri big tough guy
>>217786614>>217786914i saw somebody saying that he'll never be able to be a serious boxer after this fight because getting your jaw broken gives you a massive permanent weakness compared to everybody else. is that true? or nonsense
>>217787220It seems you don’t know how much either since you refused to answer him
any big fat blubbery bellied chonklads in?
selik scored again
>>217787249i put some of everything inan amount that looked and felt correctwhat sort of cunt measures out spices to the microgram
>>217787213You're only proving my point. I fight with words, you enjoy your men hitting each other because they don't have the brains for debating.
hope you all die
>>217787277i'm never going to die
lol white people man
Guys I’m drunk and I’m making pasta and chicken life is fucking sick right now
>You're only proving my point. I fight with words, you enjoy your men hitting each other because they don't have the brains for debating.
>>217787240I won't pretend to know anything about craniomaxillofacial surgery lad, I don't know. That said I don't think his intention was ever to be a serious boxer and that's fine. He played his cards right and is obscenely rich. Now is as good a time as any to bow out.
big fat blubbery bellied chonklad is my spirit animal
>>217787297are you going to put some black pepper and some parmesan in there? maybe some cream?
>>217787175if you have two people trying to hit each other then it will be a challenge for at least one of them dummy
lol he seething
>>217787240some articles say it could be as little as three monthsgenuinely crazy IMO
knock his jaw smoove off
really detest the sound of gary nevilles voicewhy is he so annoyingwhy is he so mancunian
I know that shit be tastin like straight water man
still screaming about that one cretin bragging about spending christmas in /brit/ last year as though it was something enviable
>>217787318They take turns hitting each other until one of them gives up. It's not hard, just an endurance test.
>>217787316I only have pasta sauce
when u is late for shift
>>217787273at least in fighting there's a winnerin debating it seems each side decides that their favorite was the winner regardless of how it wentpolitical debate eventually stops and breaks out into violence
creaming out my cock
>>217787304i just thought it would be funny if AJ deliberately sank his ambitions and turned him forever into glass-jaw jake
feeling so profoundly lazy. don't want to be perky and cheerful for the next 120 hours straight
>>217787366andrew tate and ronaldo linked up?
it's suppertime
>>217787332>>217787240every fighter who's had a broken jaw has said it was never the same because they were afraid of breaking it again, and many of them didthose plates they put in aren't that good at holding the bones together
>>217787371enjoy
>>217787376In a proper debating competition there's rules and normally a winner at the end. I did it at uni and was quite successful. As I said, it's more difficult than hitting the other person.
for me? irish traveller call outs>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cTMC4-cvqo
>>217787366We did it gaybros
>>217787304>craniomaxillofacialThis is the first time in the history of this website that this word has been used in a sentence that was neither a link or a quote.
need the yanks to invade us and carry out regime change
>>217787436we don't do that kind of stuff
running a marathon isn't hard. it's just an endurance test
>>217787366heem sleepy
>>217787465good for him, nonce chasers are often pedos themselves or just want the internet clout
>>217787483do you actually find that attractive?
A country full of jeets is a deal breaker, boys. Where should I move? Uruguay?
>>217787461Just look at how many people do the London marathon and the costumes they wear. Any chump can turn up and run one
>>217787503yeah i think shes fit
>>217787497>pedosFOY
>>217787419Thanks mush
>>217787512can you?
>>217787429*Sneakily replaces them with snickers**remplace sournoisement par des marathons*
>>217787529el chica grande
my sister been single for the first time in her whole adult life BY CHOICE BTW and she says “i know how you feel now” no you fucking don’t you stupid bitch
had 3 winning months sports betting so decided to up my stakes and have been absolutely torched this weekend, lost all i made in 3 months + another 2k depot to try claim back some losses in the fucking mud, need to loan another 5k off my dad and hope i can rebuild
whose that snickering at the back there*goes into anaphylactic shock*
>>217787542Yeah probably, if I got some trainers
>>217787574
off to the boulangerie anyone want owt?
>>217787529that's a huge bitch!
>>217787569she wants to date you
you know if you’re buying a bottle of alcohol that has the security tag on it but you pay for it in self checkout how are you supposed to get the security tag off?? Tesco if that matters
>>217787569if you keep on going off like that you'll never get to shag her
>>217787574everyone that bets on the PL has been getting fucked this year games gone mental
>>217787622a little siren will go off and an assistant will come over and check you look over 25
>>217787622a helpful member of tesco staff has to take it off for you
>>217787611pan o chocolate please mate
>>217787622You press the wagie alarm and they'll take it off and maybe ask for your receipt first
>>217787574:/
goyim dont have culture
>>217787622a fit teenager comes up to you and takes it from you and removes the tag
going to open my wine
>>217787611almond croissant svp
mad how fit they are when they're checking your age
>>217787611french pastry is gay
>>217787662don't do that
>>217787422This is bait
>>217787660rorkes da is unleashed theres no going back now
>>217787659the teenagers that work in my local are fitmad how fit 18 year olds are these days
rorke's da explaining to the 16 year old bird on the self-scan tills what he thinks has gone wrong scanning his item
>>217787622you probably have to go up to them after you pay for itone of them got snippy with me after I asked for it to be taken off beforehand, I didn't grasp he was saying only after it's paid - I never saw them save it til after payment whenever I went through the normal checkoutI didn't like him treating me like a thief, so I said forget about it, I'd go to the off licence instead
>>217787648it's spelled chocliteen
>>217787696What you mean? They all do marathons and that?
>hetaliaAm I back on tumblr in 2009?
>>217787574least retarded gambling addict
depopulate the world except for japanese and anglos
>>217787707you are so weird lmao
>>217787719i find the young women sexually attractive, is what i meant
>>217787707I’m sure the wagie really cares if you take your business to the off license instead of the billion pound supermarket bro you showed him!
>>217787574dont take loans off your family to gamble you horrible cunt
>>217787682https://dus.org.uk/debating-guide/
>>217787721you should be
got a lovely big bushy tail me
>>217787741Going to print this post out and show it to your mum
>>217787728kill yourself quentin
What do you call this? It's cilantro right?
finished watching Avatar 2Cameronslop
>>217787750I knew that he personally felt the snub was directed at him, as he felt he was in power delaying my ability to get my fucking shopping done
off to the shops
>>217787807thats coranderyanks call it cilantro but only sometimes?
this christmas will be my first one on 4chan really excited to see what you guys have in store
>>217787810Should’ve battered the cunt then
>>217787807FOY
>>217787837
>autist goes to a shop>doesn't know how to shop>gets angry and leaves
>>217787842remember hearing about a black fella in prison who'd make a point of tearing out and eating the last page of every book he rented from the prison library so that only he would get to enjoy the ending
>>217787807we call it either coriander or cilantro
>corander
>>217787842it's waldo dumb yank
>>217787807this tastes like soap to me
>>217787877>gimme dis>no saar>360 degree out of there
corr and, er...
>autist walks into a shop>"ouch!!!"
>>217787907same
>>217787907that's the retard gene
>>217787842it's waldo not wally
This thread has been up for around 3 hours and is still not close to bump limitSlowest /brit/ ever?
>manure
more banh mi for me then!
>>217787882no idea why you felt the need to specify he was black
>>217787941new captcha filtered the retardsquite frankly glad to be posting among fellow high intelligence lads
horrid little man
not understanding anything at the moment
>>217787941The sheep are out shopping or pretending to have Christmas fun
>>217787970Oh you felt the behaviour alone was enough to indicate that he was a black man did you?bit racist of you
>>217787513get better standards
>The sheep are out shopping or pretending to have Christmas fun
>>217787923it's unironically something only white people havenot like u would know muhammed
>>217787574reckon you're one of the lowest IQ posters here, genuinely. that's as strong an insult as it sounds
>>217787990alri
what do you call this /brit/? please tell me you call this a skilletheard some cunt at work call it a "frying pan" lmao
lots of leaves and herbs yanks don't know the proper words for>call coriander cilantro>call spring onions scallions>call rocket arugula>call herbs erbs>can't pronounce oregano>can't pronounce basil
>>217788057we call it either a frying pan or a skillet
screaming how do you fuck up that bad does the r stand for retard
>>217788057bad bait
>>217788026quite stylish!
>>217788014you cant dictate to me who i find fit
>>217788068aluminiumwait what no one calls herbs erbs
>>217788057pan or frying panskillet is a yank term
It’s not “illegal” to feed contraceptives to grey squirrelsBut it would be far more satisfying to lure them and cut their heads off with a meat cleaver instead
>>217788068it's odd that with herbs in particular they almost can't get a single one right
>>217788068no such as thing as correct pronunciationdifferent languages call things by different namesarguing about pronunciation is the truly the last refuge of the scoundrel
>>217788150>different languagesit's the same languageenglish but yanks dont know how to speak it
>>217788077he needed to know she called but it wasn't an emergency. god imagine having a little slip of paper for every phone call that comes in
British people patting themselves on the back for pronouncing herb with an H while the country falls apart.>at least we don't call it cilantr-ACK *gets raped*
Dated a guy for six months and it felt like I'd adopted an adult child. Single again and my life is calm and blissful. Happier than ever. Think I'll stick to sex friends and tranquillity.
>>217788210you're about eight times as likely to be raped in the US than anywhere in Europe
>>217788210and how is mumbai this time of year?
>>217788234>>217788234>>217788234
>>217788210
>>217788210heathermong
>In British English, arugula is called rocket or salad rocket
thinking of going to africa and helping the children x
rocket is actually a really dumb name and it's gross anyways, like eating gross little spines
