alastair sim edition
can't find a single good youtube video on that stupid fucking platformdrowning in a sea of shit
Watching a bit of RTE just like all Irish lads - such as Canslad - do https://x.com/Caoimhinn55/status/2002521698407756235
we're so fucking back
Bit early
*trots into /brit/*
We will remember them
>>217814021I'll keep the real /new/ alive just for you x
>Ipsos today released the findings of its annual naughty and nice List poll, revealing which public figures Britons believe have earned a place on Santa’s coveted nice list or the dreaded naughty list for 2025.>NHS staff also continued to be at the top of Britain’s nice list, with 41% of the public believing they deserve some extra festive cheer.>They are followed by the Princess of Wales (35%), Martin Lewis (33%), Prince William (32%), and the Lionesses (26%).>David Beckham and Claudia Winkleman follow closely behind on 24% each.
>cansnonce got btfo'ed again
>>217814046jesus christ, it's fucking rorke
>>217814095Lad, all it takes is about 30 vpn swaps to get a working oneYou do have corporate level access to vpns?
>>217814094slop country
>>217814094>Martin LewisFUCK OFF
>>217814094>NHS staff also continued to be at the top of Britain’s nice listGET THE POTS AND PANS OUT LADS
>>217814094hypochondriac nation
>>217814082i recognize all of these people and it feels odd
>>217814121rorke on his way to get his oil changed
>For the second year running US President Donald Trump is at the top of the naughty list, with half (50%) of Britons thinking that he should expect coal in his stocking.>He is followed by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (48%), Keir Starmer (42%), Elon Musk (40%), Nigel Farage (37%), and Rachel Reeves (37%).
really can't be fucked this year
>>217814094>Lewis attended The King's School, an independent school in Chester. Lewis has stated that he was subjected to anti-Semitism as a school boy in Chester, remarking that as one of only two Jewish boys in his year he was given the nickname "Jew" by other pupils.Never fails to make me laugh
>>217814173Don't quite understand why everyone hates Keir Starmer. His worst offense is being a little bit boring and a little bit spineless.
special forces soldiers be like oh no i spent my career murdering people for no reason now everyone thinks im a murderer and im mental :(
Calling a Jew a Jew is the worst thing imaginable for them
>>217814227Calm down leftypol
>>217814222Sir Dont Understander
https://voca.ro/1d1refVmckSi
Sister's arse is so fucking fat its unreal
Remember when Hasanabi called white people crackers and shocked his dog on stream for years and faced zero repercussion and his pitchfork audience continue to watch him religiously while hunting after non-wokes for the microist of transgressions and ruin their lives
>>217814222You sound like youre a bit of retard. Maybe watch and take in what he says and does?
Still be playin' with pots and pans, call me Quavo Ratatouille (Cook it up)
>>217814173This is the most reddit thing I've ever seen
>>217814094genuinely what have the prince and princess of Wales ever done for me.
um
>>217814265Me when someone asks me what letter comes between N and P
got the music inspired by the snow goose on
rorke glowed up
>>217814294What have you ever done for them
>>217814279105% chance he will be getting his head blown off within the next few years
>>217814283Wish I could dig my tongue inside that pussy
Zoomer nephew who's staying over for Christmas just said>"Yo unc you tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28
this empty boxes captcha is taking the piss
>>217814315paid taxes to them diligently for my entire adult life
>>217814283
>>217814314Feel like rorke wouldnt have a hammer and sickle tattooed on his arm
>>217814317There’s a 105% chance I’m gonna be fucking violent
I see the tranny is alive
funny looking lot arent they, the Chinese
>>217814340Dont thinj the prince and princess of wales:Collect taxesRun the government
>>217814368Just woke up have you? Bit late
>>217814349That’s a rorke haircut all day long tho
tortillas crisps for dinner
>>217814390not very filling is it?
>>217814372more of this and less of the violent racism we've been seeing lately please
>>217814390Taco Tuesdays but on a Monday night??
>>217814372
>>217814406depends how many you eat
nearly partnered up with some obese hideous tranny at work because all I had to work on was a name and time availability, dodged that bullet thankfully thanks to a diligent chud co worker
>>217814082Miss you Emmett buddy *kiss to the sky*
sir t cock
>>217814457do white women really?
love it when your dog gives you a little look out the corner of their eye when theyre having a poo haha
What quests can we come up with to do irl
my aunt fancies nick knowles
21 savage has to be one of the better rapperswish I were a rapper
>>217814496300 grey squirrel pelts for some crafting materials
>>217814489she's not white
>Driving Home for Christmas singer Chris Rea dies aged 74
>>217814519I'm a raper
rorke's new trim
>>217814539looks like he wont be driving home for christmas haha
chase celebrity christmas special is on in a hour
>>217814560Why do they make the questions easier for celebrities?
can't see myself shagging again
>>217814588for charity innit
>>217814551LOL
>>217814607need to stop eating meat :(
>>217814607Ok maybe I won't eat them!!
>>217814601They make it easier for university challenge too and thats not
>>217814607that's my da
>>217814519yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4mADkt6o-Mquality of posts in this general is highly correlated to correct use of the subjunctive mood
>>217814631muslims are right. pork is evil.but other meat is ok
Playing Ace Combat. Fun.
>>217814656language evolves retard, the subjunctive mood wasn't used before the 1400's and is falling out of favour again
>>217814094Where's the Windrush generation?
>>217814551>>217814627Haha cos he’s dead
Watching Mr. Bean. Funny.
this empty boxes captcha is the worst fucking one yet
>>217814330yeah you already said mate
>>217814521What would we be crafting?
yes I will be spending christmas eve, christmas day, nye and new years day with /brit/
>>217814686>brit who does't know how to use the subjunctive moodomds21 savage uses it correctly
Fuck it, heading to sleep, lads
umkitty rights (*/ω\*)
mad how little i've mentally grown
boiling some eggs
rorke is a mental midget
still working but from home and i have wine so could be worse
>>217814082Emmett and Diego provided a lot The rest were completely worthless to us and society as a whole
Well that's a literal thoughtcrime isn't it
rorke getting arrested for ai racism
fax
Been a vegetarian for over half my life
>>217814912And a virgin for all of it
feel like a got a big fart coming but I don't dare force it prematurely, that could be a devastating scenario
quarter life crisis soon
>>217814912wish i was, love pigs and cows me. but i also really like burgers and sausages.quite the conundrum.
it should be illegal to feed your child frozen slop
Mad that George Michael only lived to 53
>>217814904who the fuck wants more than 1 home
Never asked the toilfu out today lads I'm a failure. Had 2 chances that I thought weren't perfect so never bothered. As I was leaving she was going back into her office and we both stared at eachother as she went back in.It's tomorrow or never at this point. There is no time, the mountain called monkey has spoken.
>>217814969the weed did him in
if fish fingers and beans wasn't a staple meal in your household you're a tarq
so, this is rorke
>>217814985you'll do fuck all
>>217814985Genuinely laughed out loud at this pic, state of her
>>217814976House in the countryside, penthouse in the city, summer house in Spain, chalet in France
always wondered how a bunch of lads get together and decide to start a rape gang
>>217815072Mosque usually
Absolutely convinced nephewberg is going to ruin Christmas again and make me look like a right mug in the process
just stopped the tap dripping
>>217815072it's easy if you're brown. set up a dodgy takeaway for you all to hide out and meet up in and the police will never dare to question or confront any of your actions
>>217815071summer houses and getaways arent really homes
I'm too afraid to Google it but I have a vivid childhood memory of hearing on the radio about a group of women going around drugging men with Viagra and then raping themThe Viagra Rape Squad they called it
What are you lads getting for Christmas then?
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>>217815137Well they are houses… you own… which you can live in whenever you like…
Don't think I shall be clicking any of those x
>>217815148some clarks
>>217815158no.... not really.... most people have only one true home... and you can get just an air bnb or rent all of those things anyway...
>>217815155
>Find the image that is different from the rest>The images are a bunch of shaggers and then me
Where is everyone? Dead as fuck in here
>>217815072wrote out an answer to this but then decided it would be better to not post it
>>217815214ziedy's learning disability prevents him from solving the new captchas and heathermong has spiralled into a severe depression without him judging by recent posts, so post count is down about ~50%
And that concludes the quranic sermons for today, praise Muhammad (peace be upon him). As always, if you would like to help with the zakat soup kitchen tomorrow, please talk to brother Iqbal. And I've also been asked by Rasheed and Sadiq to put out the word for anyone interested in forming a rape gang, which sounds very exciting
>6 kids with a woman taller than youis this even legal
>>217815246pscr what are heathermong's recent depressive posts?
>>217815026Yh... Probably, there's this other bird I was working with briefly today who I've noticed seems to go red in the face and sweaty looking when I talk to her. She asked if I was out at the weekend etc too. >>217815030Haha yeah it's a classic, some lad was talking about her getting a role in a new movie earlier which made me dig it up out of the archive
>>217815267>all daughtersWhat a fucking waste of time
Why did he do it?
>>217815267mental how brown the daughters are even though their mum is very pale and the dad is not so brown
>>217815267
>>217815249can it count towards community service?
when i am older,i'm gonna bum ya,then suck your penis,just like a gay lil' fag,a gay lil' fag,a gay lil' fag,a gay lil' fag,waooah
Having my mental illness topped up at home for Christmas.
Mad how the biggest Jewish ethnic group has the word Nazi right in the middle of itSpooky even
>>217815267>>217815288same coin flip 6 times in a row~1.5% chance
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>217815383It's alright when they do it because of the holocaust you see
>>217815325they've just not had a bath
>>217815288Somewhat true but if you think about it, they will all probably breed and his genetics will continue to exist. Whereas you could have a son who ends up an incel which would also be somewhat a waste of time.
>>217815374alri racismlad?don't like these sharty imagesif /brit/ goes there after the ofcom ban I won't be joiningI'm a prince philip style man myself
pokerchu
>>217815214Moderation has unironically killed this site/general. Gookmoot is to blame
>>217815438good post this
>>217815471many thank
>>217815453yeahpeople spam and avatar fag all day but if you say one racial slur you get a 72 hour
>>217815438kys
cans ahahadid i mention i like cans cans
>US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel will say 2025 has been "a really great year for fascism", when he delivers this year's Alternative Christmas Message on Channel 4.
>>217815484afraid you'll lose to him?
what if a gay porn poo bardley welsh yhe binble cock pong moo deng
Sussex Police have launched an urgent appeal to locate a 15-year-old reported missing from Burgess HillA spokesperson for Sussex Police said: “We are searching for Donna-Marie, who has been reported missing from Burgess Hill. "Donna-Marie, 15, was last seen in Burgess Hill at around 1.30pm this afternoon (19 December), but it is believed she may be in Portsmouth. "She is described as 5’4”, with shaved black hair and was last seen wearing a brown/beige coat, black cardigan, white top, black trousers and black boots.
>>217815501omds channel 4 will be sued too
>>217815501don't know who this is and don't care
mental how peng I feel when I haven't drank for a week but mad how much oenger being drunk is
>>217815545you do and you do
>>217815558not really
>>217815550mad how hard my erections get when i am not supping the liquid jewit's like being a teenager again
>>217815550>oenger
>>217815550Best balance I've found is drinking once every 2 weeks. Get to enjoy the sober feeling and the drunk feeling
was never one for drink, drugs, gambling but i have been terminally online since i was like 10 and i doubt that'll ever change
do you lads order a chinese takeaway on christmas eve?
Ah, I'm really gonna miss this place.*switches the light off and closes the door*
>>217815631No I'm not jewish
>>217815631no
>>217815309Is there anything more cucked than being a pro-israel christian
>>217815394<3
>>217815623maybe try drink and drugs?will get you out of your room at least
lim v humphries is going to be tasty tonight
>>217815631no you eat party food
>>217815631sometimes yeah
Opinions on giving oral sex to women?
>>217815735gay
>>217815692can't watch it because I don't pay for TV(other than my licence fee aha love you bbc x)
No one showed up to my winter solstice party last night. Had a Stonehenge and everything. Gutted.
pang pang coming round timmy's grandparent's house for christmas because her family doesn't celebrate it
>>217815754ppv dot to
come on team
jiggly anime arse in the advertjust not suitable for work is it
>>217815796cheers mate luv u x
Madagascar is weird
>>217815735i don't do it
>>217815832You should have colonized it before the French. Imagine that, corr
>>217815735first few times i was with prozzers thinking it was expected i did this later realised its somewhat grim
Can't believe Chris Rea's diedRorke is bawling his eyes out right now
>>217815828
>>217815883that's surprising
Why does Britain do this
Posted on /brit/ for 10years never made it on to the gimmick of the year shortlist. Im a /brit/ npc
>>217815735Harder than it looks actually. Although exberg was fat so I couldn't really breathe efficiently while my mouth was on her clit as her belly/mound was pretty much right up in my nose. Like trying to go free diving repeatedly while swinging your tongue about repeatedly for quite a long time. End up with tongue cramp and brain damage from lack of oxygen. But definitely an experience for sure
Hooked up to fibre broadband now. The clue has now been gained
parent/career should I run for president*guitar solo*
>>217815913Any clues gained in your time here? Doubt it
>>217815911>Woodward's case was not straightforward. She had been suffering from a personality disorder, a severe eating disorder, and alcohol and drug dependence, all of which she had undergone extensive treatment for. These factors were considered as "many mitigating features" in the case. The judge also found Woodward to be "genuinely remorseful", stating that she had "an immaturity" about her which was not commensurate for someone of her age.>After the incident, Woodward returned home to her mother's villa in Milan. During this time, she was seen shopping at fashion outlets while carrying a designer Chanel bag.Not just bright. Rich too!
been doing a lot of thinking recently
been doing a lot of wanking recently
need a feisty black gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA93lLUHfFs
going for a poo
>>217815911corr she can stab me
>>217815501God they're so edgy and dangerous
>>217816033UMM
encouraging the cat
>>217815883Nothing wrong with thatI've seen a few escorts now and they love receiving oral
Me? Made the very first /brit/ thread the moment /int/ was created and I've been here ever since
feisty one you are
The female orgasm is a myth
Stepdad diagnosed with lung cancer earlier this monthHe then had a stroke last weekNow wifeberg has a ruptured appendix.Interesting christmas so far...
>>217816112
when is the next plane to japan
>>217816112fackin 'ell
sucking an earl grey
>>217816112how did she rupture her appendix? internal damage from a bbc rearranging her insides?
How do I last longer during penetrative sex? I always cum within about 2 minutes.
What's for tea tonight lads?I'm sipping a pint of homebrew and planning on doing some bangers and mash with sweetcorn
would you rather have 1 million pounds or every poo for the rest of your life is a ghost poo
>>217816112didnt happen
howlinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CC5emVvjxo
>>217816184think about sports
>>217816185had a couple of cans and got a bottle of red wine breathing
This will be my first Christmas without my mum :(
>>217816184there's tablets or cream you can get to desensitise your cock headkegels apparently help too
>>217816185instant noodles and a few eggsx
facetiming the albanian gf
>>217816211what wine lad?
might put up a tree today
bought some gin for my dad and didn't get asked for ID, which i found offensive as i thought i was a 36 year old who looks 17
>>217816198rorke getting so angry watching this he doesn't notice the burst blood vessel in his eye
Tinsel, baubles and lights are up. Tree is in place. It's Christmas lads
Nigga just goes by Radzi now
>>21781623319 crimes malbec
>>217816226indomie?
>>217816233that other anon is a fraud I wouldn't drink that piss I've got pepperbox shiraz
>>217816299err, yeah
get a fucking cock shoved indomie arse right now
>>217816306>pepperbox shirazlmfao screw top wine doesn't need breathing mate hahahahahaha state of you
>>217816198blonde girl at the end with the headphones is cutefeel sorry for her stuck between two screaming black fellas
Any lads here have Premium Bonds? Might start putting some money in them x
>>217816184Think the only times I never came from sex was while drunk effectively, wearing a condom it's shit and removes feeling so just wasn't able to finish and once I was so drunk on whisky I was bareback in her and was getting tired of thrusting for so long and hard thought I was going to have a heart attack I was having to go that hard and long just to stay hard so just pulled out and rolled over saying it wasn't happening. SHE DID NOT LIKE THAT
Just woke up for a dream where labour got mousey working for them by using a slogan that said something utterly ridiculous on itI should probably stop coming here for a bit
i reckon 4chan themselves run the botnet as a way for brits to circumvent the impending official website block
>>217816198haha yeah scaring old people as an obnoxious nog absolutely hysterical stuff
have a recurring dream where I wake up and I'm a website
>>217816349not me
>>217816245Are you a 17 year old who looks 36 then?
>>217816349think my nan bought me some when i was a teenager
>>217816389i'm a 36 year old who evidently looks older than 17
>breathing a screw top new world wine
remember when you lot thought takeaway pasta was the funniest thing ever. this general ages like milk
Escortlad checking inDidn't post about the meeting on the weekend, did I? Well, it went great. She was a few years older than me but looked gorgeous, amazing blue eyes that made me melt and a very soothing voice. Instantly felt at ease with her. Young MILF type. She loved French kissing. I started out by giving her oral which made her cum hard after which she sucked me off and took my cum. We chatted for a bit, then we had sex with her on top. Didn't last long and I came again while kissing her, then we chatted for like another 15 minutes, we had a lot in common. Amazing hour.She was very complimentary towards my clothing, hair and eyes which was nice. She was basically begging me to be a regular of hers I think lol and gave me a big kiss when I was leaving, think I'll definitely see her again in January or February.
Speaking of 17 year olds I saw a cosplayer on tiktok who had her bum out and I checked the profile and she was 17 like wtf surely that’s not allowed?
>>217816420He said straight faced in complete silence in his smelly bedroom
>takeaway pasta
>>217814094>59% of Brits don't believe that NHS staff deserve to be on Santa's nice list59% of Brits are cunts
posting in /cum/ after being in /brit/ for so long feels weirdlike i've just walked into a walmart after shopping at target all my life
>>217816352Was having sex earlier but phone started ringing loud distracting me and couldn't cum
winemong melty
>>217816211Liquid dinner is it lad? What cans and what wine?>>217816226Been thinking I need to start keeping eggs in the house. Was never too much of a fan but I've been craving scrambled eggs for a while now>>217816349I don't like them as they are pretty much a lottery for your interest which could be guaranteed if you just put it into a higher interest account. Think they're only worth it if you can max them out so you have the max chance possible to win. My ex had them, she was a broke ass bitch mong you see
>>217816424theres one or two retards that push shit like that same people who still laugh about the binble or whatever the fuck it was
eating a Charlie Bigham's
The woman who has sex with you for money wants you to regularly pay her for sex does she? Wow. You’re basically Chad now.
>>217816434keira knightly got her tits out aged 15 in that film
>>217816472>>217816472>>217816472
decided against putting up a tree because I'm in a bad mood
might move to New Hampshire
>>217816486which film?
>the binble
Spongebob Squarepants Movie has a banger ending. Love that lil sponge ahah x
never got why takeaway pasta was even funny. loads of places including pizza places let you order pasta
>>217816454we have enough codys and tylers here to do us thanks
>>217816433Did she mouthwash after taking your cum in her mouth or did you just kiss her cummy mouth?
too early chud
>>217816566Yeah she cleaned up
>>2178165747 posts were deleted blud