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line cook edition

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cum!
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>>217870518
I thought this was a crust punk wojak
I'm disappointed
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>tfw no usa gf
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im incredibly sheepy
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I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT

I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT

I AM THE KOT I WORSHIP
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>>217870685
i will be around 5. i've messed up my sleep schedule before, this this is a whole new level of foul-up. i've somehow managed to quarter it. a combination of midday naps and trying to push through those with caffeine has me waking and napping in these short bursts, so i'm up about 18 hours of the day with three tiny naps filling the other 6. hopefully i'll either finally stay awake a whole day, or become so exhausted that i sleep an entire night soon, because this is just dysfunctional.
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>>217870783
Oh shit I'm feeling it
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Have a holly jolly Christmas!
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Japanese twitter is full of Christmas eve themed hentai right now
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>>217870997
i remember pornhub had special videos for christmas
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>>217870997
does anyone actually celebrate christmas in nipponesia?
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>>217870997
If you post a bunch of pictures, I might just believe you
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>>217870977
merry christmas! hope you all get something you like or at least low family obligations haha
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>>217870997
Wow I wonder why their birth rate is dropping
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I hope you bought a lot of presents, the economy needs it!
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>>217871030
There are some Christcucks, but it's primarily a romantic holiday in Japan.
>>217871091
Because they're overpopulated.
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>>217871135
That's nice of the Japanese people to deliberately withhold having offspring for the sake of the population
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>>217871196
Incredibly stupid post. It's obvious you went to public school.
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tiktok doesn't have ge-
https://www.tiktok.com/@cobsontalksreal/video/7553882992016510238
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>>217871126
Reactionary scum a family like that needs to be reeducated and liquidated
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im bored
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If you can't compete, may as well drop out and check out completely
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Adesso metto ammollo lo stoccafisso
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>>217871274
*Hands you a gift*
*I run away because it's a ticking time bomb set to explode the moment you open it*
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>>217871358
Wrong general dago
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>>217871371
*throws the box at you*
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i’m gonna make a big aliyah all over jeet janny’s face
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>>217871383
Sto parlando a DiStefano, testa di cazzo
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>>>/lgbt/42108817
tfw no ftm femboy bf
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>>217871439
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>>217871475
do you have the mexican version of this image?
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Weather on Google and my phone says it's supposed to be raining nonstop but it hasn't rained in like 3 hours
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A
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i feel bad
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Your base level of happiness is set at 16 and you spend the rest of your life in the purely intellectual world, reacting to this period but unable to do anything about it or they way you feel, which is locked in for ever and ever
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>>217871793
i don’t think that’s true
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>>217871783
You probably have a chemical imbalance o algo
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When a thread you're posting in gets jannied it's like come on man I'm posting here!
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I got a 60s Buick Riviera for Christmas! Thanks Dad!
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Cringe
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SAD is obviously real and the fact many people here consider it to be a fake tiktok disease like POTS is an undue source of suffering for many of you
The mechanism is completely intuitive
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>>217871941
WTF
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>>217871887
oh fuckin SICK! does your pop keep any old cassetes? we gotta see how the deck sounds
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>>217871952
>wah its cloudy outside and it gets dark an hour earlier I'm gonna fucking kill myself over it wah
nigga shit is fake as fuck
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>>217871952
>>217871975
Brown skins get vitamin deficiency in White people climates.
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gay ass yuletide
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>>217871972
We are listening to Crosby stills and Nash anon! Wooooooo
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>>217872093
young?
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>>217872020
I get it even doe I'm 100% white
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>>217870997
jolly af
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how do we tell him?
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>>217872131
Plus sometimes Young and sometimes not
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I want to set myself on fire
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>>>/r9k/83473583

Made one
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>>217872305
That would be very painful
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>>217872305
>Rahhhhhhhhhh!
>*Heavy metal drumbeat*
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>>217872325
Wait until you find out Shakira is actually arab
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23 beers gang it's not even 7pm
help me
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Evens go to massage parlor
Odds I jerk off
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>>217872531
Umm stop?
https://youtu.be/ZwI02OHtZTg?si=XLvu5WaR03nuzkRr
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>>217872555
Overriding. You go to a MP and treat yourself this Xmas
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>>217872555
for the best you don't want the qt asian girls thinking you're a loser going on christmas eve
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>>217872531
Last night my friend had like a glass of straight rum, multiple beers, and at least one shot. He ended up throwing up a lot of it.
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ahem
my isolation during these times of yearly celebration could as well be my fault for failing to build and maintain any lasting and meaningful bond with people who have crossed my path in life.
but I also would like to point out the following:
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANITOR
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>>217870518
are zoomers the first generation to hate the upper and lower classes equally? it's rather fascinating. it seems like the only people they respect are online "content creators"
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I'm a little stinky bear
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Making barley.
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I could get a BJ at Ram's but I feel weird about letting some rando blow me
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>>217872692
gross
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>>217872677
There's lots of people alone during Christmas. Maybe you should seek them out so you get two birds stoned at once.
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>>217872666
once you get rum inside your system you dont do any mix in your belly unless it's water or salted water.
this is the one spirit that is racist towards other liquors.
(ironic because it's a fucking nigger product)
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>>217872686
No, that's always been the case for middle class people
Hate the rich out of jealousy
Hate the poor cause they're gross and trashy
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>>217872705
What is rams like a bar
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>>217872714
none of them are hot women so why reach out to them you faggot ass nigger
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jingle bells do be ringing doebeit
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>>217872769
A bookstore(ALLEGEDLY)
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Why are niggers so jealous of white people?
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my brain is doing the thing where it stings a little behind the eyes
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>>217872854
808 dawn, buy it at the local Korean store.
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>>217872854
it's telling you to drink more water
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It sucks being constantly horny sll the time

I'm sitting with my family watching xmas movies and catching up on what we've been doing with our lives but all I can think of is SEX SEX FUCK FUCK PENIS IN VAGINA ASIAN TITTY FUCK A CHINESE GIRL
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Dead thread.
This is what you infidels get for rejecting my webm editions
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>>217872853
Talking shit about nigs won't make you white, Juan
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>>217872880
Have sex with one of your aunts
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>>217872883
Coombrain, it is Christmas Eve
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>>217872883
Based, post more boob webms
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>>217872914
They aren't chinese
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Drank green tea. Lunch will probably be avocado toast, an egg, and beans. Dinner will likely be leftover lobster ravioli, peas, and spinach.
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>>217872931
Christ coomed too you know if he really was fully human
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>>217872908
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>>217872020
White people get skin cancer in brown climates
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>>217872960
We don't know that. For all we know his circumcision left him unable to cum.
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>>217873012
Doesn't stop me from cumming 10x a day
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Just shot a fat nut into your guts
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>>217872987
unfortunately, most american women are fat
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>>217873025
We have "good" circumcisions performed by doctors. Jesus of Nazareth was circumcised by a rabbi.
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I didn't know niggas in Italy got down like that
https://youtu.be/KRMR1cRfVco?si=oWGosY-DjtEGgMpJ
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remember that when I took you on that boat to have dinner and then I took you dancing
and that time we went to watch the fireworks show on a pebble beach and I held you
and that time we ate homemade whipped cream at the place they invented it
and when you were bedridden and I'd bring you your coffee and fruits every day
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and that time I asked you if these memories we share that I hold so precious and are possibly the best moments of my existence and you said you didnt feel it
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Damn.
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Schizophrenic NEET brother is visiting and still asleep on the couch
It's almost 10:30 dude what the fuck
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>>217870518
back in the day there was a guy like this at my local diner, tatted up always wearing a leather jacket when he wasn't on shift BUT he always had bright neon pink or blue hair, this wasn't some troon or gay thing either this was just a guy being completely fucking tweaked out 24/7 in a way that only existed pre 2010s that zoomies won't remember, pretty sure he got fired eventually though because he had no sense of portion or budget control, you ask for an extra piece of bacon or two with your meal and he's sending over a whole ass plate of bacon and not charging you for it, you ask for extra cheese on your eggs and he dumped the whole fucking bag, no sense of limiting the amount of salt/pepper/sugar on things either you were getting full fucking blast on everything, and it was always done quick and tasted amazing, hope that guys doing well out there feeding more college kids questionable amounts of salt and coffee while buying weed behind the place, but he's probably dead in a ditch somewhere, ought to say a prayer for the good man's soul sometime
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>>217873069
What's happening here?
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and now what? some other dude who probably cant even spell your name correctly nor cares to is fucking you between two xbox sessions.
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>>217873198
sounds like a tranny to me
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>>217873266
You're too young to understand back when meth heads used to just do random shit to be weird
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Just remembered it's time for the annual "Anon and his Waifu" thread on /a/. I'm so hyped, bros. Those pics are unironically peak comfy. Literally the best thing about Christmas.
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here's my christmas wish mister holiday spirit: I hope a nigger breaks into your house and kills you.
it's for your own good. so you understand
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>>217873279
I'm 54 kiddo
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Who /unc/ here?
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C'est Noël mes petits canards
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>>217873321
How have you survived this long?! Ya fucking dino fossil.
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Imagine having your dick circumcised in 2025
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>>217873379
Mine grows back so sometimes I have to go in for a cleanup
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what if malcom x won
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>he's 54 and still hasn't made it off bitcoin
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>>217873405
Kek
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>>217873379
I couldn't because I am not
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>>217873379
mine was circumsized in 1997, I didn't get a choice
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>>217873350
Mais Noël c'est demain, petit coquin que tu es
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>>217873489
Hi fellow early zoomer
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I spent all my crypto on LSD and derivatives.
I may not be rich but I also fuckin rode the walrus and let me tell you, there's not much out there to be found on drugs, I'd much rather have the money.
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>>217873189
omg that's so sad. we should let every one of these niggers in
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Laisse-moi péter.
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penis!
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how responsible is your state
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>>217873532
You laugh but Canada's government currently has that as their immigration policy unironically
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>>217873620
Actually they have been cancelling temp visas to the point where our population actually fell by almost 80k last quarter. HOWEVER. I 100% believe it's way too late and they have already succeeded in their jeeting of Canada.
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>>217873611
>Illinois
>A
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MOTHERFUCKER KEK
t.live there
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>>217873611
nothing seems to happen here. surprised it's a c.
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my pulse is 140
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>>217873645
Your governor general bill will get vetoed by the Carney government
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>>217873645
giving enshitification a new meaning
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>>217873611
FL has some of the best gun laws, this is bullshit it should be F-
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>>217873689
>>217873720
The Indian immigration deluge has confirmed in my mind the sneaking suspicion that Canadians are cattle and the only long term hope is to escape this shithole.
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can't wait to get to my parents mansion to lay down in jacuzzi and listen to music. so comfy
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>>217873730
>>217873611
It's a stupid list. Alaska has an f due to its leniency on guns DESPITE IT having no major gun crime problems(lived there). Illinois has a A due to our almost euro like gun laws in spite of us having A MAJOR GUN CRIME PROBLEM(gun shops are literally banned in Chicago). There's like literally just one on the border with Lincolnwood kek
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opened my christmas presents early because I'm travelling tomorrow

jackets and slippers, just like I expected, For the 7th year in a row. I pretend to be grateful but what the fuck am I supposed to do with 7 pair of slippers
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>>217873489
This dude muslim or jewish
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don't jewish your girlfriend was hot like me?
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>>217873611
imagine not living in an F state
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A young guy walked up to me in Walmart in Niles,IL(Not MI gross) wearing a shirt that says "I like Jew Boys" and he asked if I liked it. I know it sounds like a shit post but it actually happened
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i found the female version of me
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Écoute bien, sale petite machine à péter!
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I think ill try and sneak off for cheeky 3pm church so I can do some more painting after the family dinner and presents.
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>>217873958
Do you paint bad dragon stuff?
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i don't feel any need to have a girlfriend and/or sex
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Chicken thighs consumed
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Why is everyone so fucking autistic here?
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Is Brazil like this?
https://youtube.com/shorts/vKcWhplN1ss?si=hLHidH1SggpTACmD
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>>217874043
it's 4chan. what do you expect?
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>>217874043
It's Christmas Eve
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>>217873321
You’re 41 and still live with your parents
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>>217874213
Merry Christmas
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>>217874213
You convert to Christianity because America is a Christian nation.
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>>217873920
The funny thing is that, assuming she's real, she probably still has a laughably easy time getting matches on dating apps and even dates. Especially if she isn't fat (literally the only actual physical criteria for women as far as most men are concerned).
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Thread theme
https://youtu.be/fK9hK82r-AM?si=BCT7RkG_FgaGLAJf
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poo'd
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>>217874213
have you tried not being a little bitch?
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>>217874213
Well happy why did you guys my homie day.
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>>217874213
DO THEY KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TIME AT ALL
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You can just make soup whenever you want. You can just boil some vegetables and it's a soup. Why didn't anyone tell me about this.
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>>217874377
Kill*
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>>217874213
You being a Jew doesn't change the fact that it's Christmas. Don't like hearing Merry Christmas? Move to Israel. This is why ethnostates exist.
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I didn't ask to be attacked.
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>>217874388
You are supposed to to cook the vegetables in light avocado oil or butter. It imparts a better taste
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Based Santa believing and Jesus loving janny
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us serbs celebrate christmas on jan the 7th
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merry xmas to all my frens in the /cum/gen who celebrate it today
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>cooking veggies in butter
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Simply using the word Jewish in a completely non-offensive way is more likely to get you banned than using the n word.
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>>217874492
Finger my bussy
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>>217874516
tommorow*
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>>217874516
Merry Christmas!!!
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>>217874525
You cut off a little slice. Most chefs do this to make a fond in the pan that then gets deglazed with the water or stock
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what should i order for dinner later?
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threw up a little
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>>217874596
Roasted chicken is festive with cheap champagne.
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I'm going to play Elden Ring
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>>217874654
Play with my bussy
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new 'oss
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>>217874694
Why is the comic muted
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>>217872693
You mean growing? What do you mean you're making barley?
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>>217874717
Try hitting the mute button on the remote also check if the amp is on
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>>217874662
Shut up.
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>>217874694
Idgi. The dad is probably a violent drunk or something
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>filtered by a Kelly comic
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The Christmas list:
>A 90lb japanese girl who can deepthroat and enjoys it
That's about it actually
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no one ever wishes Jesus a happy birthday
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first time seeing my best friend in 43 days
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>>217874753
No you
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>>217874807
JESUS ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS
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fuck Santa Claus, he stole Jesus's birthday and made it all about himself
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subway is peak wypipo food
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Folding laundry.
#Trad
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>>217874964
i want to cum on your tummy
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>>217874833
aww, goodness. give them a brushing! they need it, and it'll be your little gift to them
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>>217874981
You're not a cute girl so you never will.
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>>217875011
you dont know that >.<
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happy holidays
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He’s so dreamy
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bile's coming out
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>>217875062
The only scenario in which there would be cum on my tummy is if my gf's gock leaked while she's riding me.
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>>217874516
Merry Christmas, fren
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What is your opinion on Riley Gaines
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>>217875126
That’s so me when I drank too much
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If they are vaccinated against Covid-19, as directed from Doctor Fauci, does that make them more trustworthy or less trustworthy?
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>>217875190
I don’t care about men in women’s sports because I hate women
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>>217875229
I took Trump's operation light speed vaccine to protect myself from the deadly lab-engineered China virus
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>>217875231
Faggot
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>>217874541
>>217875162
i celebrate christmas on jan the 7th
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>>217875229
i don't look at it either way. some people who took it were rollovers who did it because the news told them to, some took it just to keep their job. some avoided it because they're tinfoil hats, some just forgot or couldn't be bothered. really, i'd wonder how i'd find this out about a person in the first place. you'd never catch me bringing it up.
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I am not a fan of the television show Smiling Friends.
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>>217875547
I wonder if the redditor fanbase has realized the creators are chuds
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>>217875582
The fan base is pretty chuddy lmao
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What fast food joints are open today
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>>217875433
hello mr pendejo
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https://youtu.be/EZdSbx5EqHg
Big fan of marc m and sick animation
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>>217875645
Chinese joints are famously open on Christmas because Jews go there.
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>>217875649
Buy a Costco hot dog and chase it with a bottle of vodka
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>>217875682
why?
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>>217875700
It's festive.
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>>217875190
D-tier influencer riding the MAGA wave and who will be utterly irrelevant once her 15 minutes are up.
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Just get Christmas over with ffs
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>>217875820
just take 100mg of melatonin and you too can be whisked away through the magic of time travel to the New Year.
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>>217875841
*1000 mg
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>>217875864
*10000 mg
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>>217875879
Fuck it all the gummies in the bottle*
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I have to shit so badly
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Completed Azteca in Wizard 101 Im gonna take a break maybe I'll play again in the spring
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>jason is playing wizard 101
only a matter of time until he moves on to robolox and ends up on the news
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>>217875841
Counterpoint:
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>>217875923
why are you waiting?
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>>217875960
The closed eye visuals from DPH were insanely intense what a fake and terrible comparison.
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>>217875953
I'm not Jason and I've had an account since 2009
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>>217874761
> The dad is probably a violent drunk or something
that's all alcohol enjoyers. they cope with "i'm just having fun" or "i enjoy the taste" or whatever but they're all 2 steps from hell and the destruction of the American nuclear family.
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>>217874733
Cooking it
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>>217876060
No they're not
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>>217875960
>holding back nausea
get some stomach lining, weakling.
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Lunch is avocado toast, a boiled egg, roasted potatoes, and boiled spinach
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I love sending you freaks flying just for sport
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happy halloween everypony! :3
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Should I get tortilla soup or the 2 piece with 2 sides? From El Pollo loco
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>>217875953
I'm trying to make my elden ring character look cute
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The first of religion is knowing Him, and the perfection of knowing Him is believing in Him, and the perfection of believing in Him is affirming His Oneness, and the perfection of affirming His Oneness is being sincere to Him, and the perfection of being sincere to Him is negating attributes from Him, because every attribute testifies that it is other than the One described, and every One described testifies that He is other than the attribute. So whoever describes God, Glory be to Him, has associated Him with something else, and whoever associates Him with something else has made Him two, and whoever makes Him two has divided Him. Whoever divides Him is ignorant of Him; whoever is ignorant of Him has pointed to Him; whoever points to Him has defined Him; whoever defines Him has counted Him; whoever asks "in what way?" has included Him; and whoever asks "on what basis?" has left Him undefined. Being without an event, existing without non-existence, with everything without comparison, and other than everything without separation, an agent without in the sense of movements and instruments, seeing since there is nothing to be seen from His creation, unique since there is no dwelling place with which He finds comfort and He does not feel lonely due to its absence.
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Oh boy the iraqi is back and so is his schizophrenia
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Good.
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>>217876249
Literally his only W is immigration shit
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>>217876128
10 dicks in my ass sucky sucky cock
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>>217876249
Brown people have a right to live in White countries chud think about the thousands of H1b migrants now stranded in India because of our fascist regime
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Y'all heading down to that big ol' Christmas tree at the park? I heard they're lighting up them lights at like 6 PM sharp, and they got free Coca-Cola - the real stuff, not that diet garbage - plus they're handing out fried turkey legs, apple pie, hot dogs, and I think someone said there's gonna be a pickup truck with a massive American flag doing donuts in the parking lot. They got a high school marching band playing 'Jingle Bells' and 'God Bless America,' plus Santa's arriving on a Harley-Davidson. It's gonna be more American than a bald eagle eating a cheeseburger at a football game, y'all! Don't miss it - it's the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, and freedom ain't free but this event sure is! USA! USA!
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>>217876311
No one lights up the tree this late in the month
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>>217876284
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Y'all ready for Christmas this year? Mama's been cooking up a storm - honey-glazed ham the size of a truck tire, green bean casserole, cornbread stuffing, and enough sweet tea to float a battleship. Uncle Bobby's got his inflatable Santa out front lit up brighter than Vegas, and the kids are losing their minds over it.
Come Christmas morning, we're ripping through presents at the crack of dawn, then watching the big football game while we digest enough food to feed a small army. By dinner time, Grandpa's gonna be farting up a storm from all that turkey and pie, blaming it on the dog like he does every year. It's gonna be better than a rodeo on the Fourth of July, I tell ya! Merry Christmas, y'all - it's the bee's knees!
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This chair turned 70 recently. Type "W old man"
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>>217876262
that's the only reason I voted for him, so I can hear English being spoken in public again.
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Y'all, I had the craziest Christmas Eve yesterday! Headed down to Walmart at like 10 PM 'cause Mama forgot the cranberry sauce and them mini marshmallows for the sweet potatoes. Place was packed tighter than a can of sardines - everyone scrambling for last-minute stuff, carts piled high with wrapping paper and eggnog.
Well, I'm cruising down the frozen food aisle when Uncle Bobby calls me up saying he ate too much of Aunt Linda's bean dip at the family get-together, and let me tell ya, he thought he was just gonna let out a little toot but ended up sharting right there in his truck in the parking lot. Had to waddle back inside to buy new pants and everything! Poor fella was mortified, but we all had a good laugh about it later.
Anyway, grabbed what we needed, got home, and now we're all set for the big day tomorrow. Nothing says Christmas like a Walmart emergency run and your uncle having a wardrobe malfunction, am I right? Merry Christmas, y'all - it's gonna be one for the books!
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Not a fan of svencel
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Momberg is baking cookies tonight whoop whoop
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>>217876238
The trinity is blasphemy. God was before everything, and then He created everything. And He created the word, and the word is Jesus Christ. Whoever says Jesus is God is a blasphemer.
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Redditjeet got deported that's why he doesn't come here anymore.
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>>217876424
John 1 says the word was God
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>>217876380
Based, I didn't vote at all,
but I agree his immigration policies are pretty much the only good thing to come out of his admin
No matter how much it makes libshits cry
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>>217876420
Short? *Fingers crossed* please be shorty please be shorty
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>>217876418
Y'all, let me tell you about Uncle Bobby's deep-fried turkey disaster last Christmas!
So Bobby's out in the driveway with his brand new turkey fryer - thing cost him like $200 at Walmart - and he's feeling real confident. Problem is, he's been snacking on Aunt Linda's spicy jalapeño poppers and cheese dip all afternoon while drinking Bud Light like it's water.
He gets that turkey lowered into the oil, and everything's going great. We're all standing around watching, taking pictures for Facebook, when suddenly Bobby gets this look on his face. You know the look - man thought he just had some gas brewing from all that cheese and beer. He tries to play it cool, shifts his weight a little, and then... well, let's just say it wasn't just gas, if you catch my drift.
Poor guy had to run inside faster than a cat with its tail on fire, waddling the whole way while we're all dying laughing in the driveway. Mama had to take over the turkey frying while Bobby dealt with his situation. Turkey turned out perfect though - crispy, golden brown, the whole nine yards!
Now every Christmas, before we eat, someone always says 'Here's to Bobby's turkey - the only thing that got fried right that day!' He'll never live it down, I tell ya!
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just ordered a big mac and an apple pie
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On 2nd thought masturbation is easier and cheaper than going to a parlor
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>>217876443
The word is a creation. And God created the word. Whoever says God is the word is saying God is created. God was before everything, and He created everything.
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>>217876196
Well, keep trying
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>>217876467
No
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>>217876443
Don't reply to it
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Thinking about getting battlefront classic collection
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>>217876582
Reply to me
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>>217876598
Ok
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>>217876654
Hello how are you my friend?
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Let's get back to serious discussions instead of this gay footsie bullshit that's going on right now
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>>217876662
I'm alright. 12 hour shifts today and tomorrow and they left me a big list of shit to do while everyone's off for the holiday. I'll have the weekend to hang out with people, though
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>>217876692
Do you want to argue about religion? Seems like a good time for it
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Whoever associates adjectives with God is putting other gods beside Him. God created adjectives, for there was nothing to be described before creation. And God Himself does not need to be defined, for He is above definition. Negated from all needs He is the Almighty King of The Universe. Words are put human concepts to describe thoughts, yet human thoughts are unable to understand Him. Glory be to Him for there is nothing like Him.
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>>217876721
I want you to denounce Mohammad right now
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Denounce my sussy bussy
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>>217876741
>mohammad
Isn't he the guy that fucked little girls
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LEEERROOOOOOYY nnnnnnnjenkins
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>>217876779
Denounce him NOW
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Trump recap show with family they’re already talking about El Salvador president
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What day drinking does to a nigga.
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This state of this general reminds me why I barely come here anymore
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>>217876779
Never happened because he is the Word of God and the Well of God. The Word of God and the Well of God are infallible. Whoever associates sin with the agents of God is a blasphemer.
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slightly horny. wat do?
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Barret murdered Aerith, in the train, in Final Fantasy 2025.
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>>217876966
barret tifa sfm porn
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https://youtu.be/wEdRhmBx8IU
>>217876897
Yet he fucked little girls. Curious.
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>>217876988
Says who? Aisha herself is a blasphemer.
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>>217876882
ate one of those industrial sized cans of jalapenos from my elementary school kitchen on a dare back in the day and then proceeded to puke all over my friend, you might think this would have a negative effect on my reputation but no it was elementary school so everyone thought I was based and made fun of the friend who dared me for getting thrown up on L O L
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>>217877008
You're having an episode right now, you are in a manic state and should find someone who loves you IRL to help you
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>>217876966
the reflection doesnt match
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>>217877026
God loves all.
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>>217877031
Match these nuts, nigga
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>>217877022
Urgh.
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>>217877056
*slaps you with my erect penis*
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Bf has been having a conversation in spanish for like 30 minutes now and I don't understand any of it...
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>>217877112
have you filmed sex tapes with your bf?
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>>217877112
You get fucked by a midget Mexican lol
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>>217877134
No we took some pics once but that was it and we deleted them later it was just for fun

>>217877137
He's taller than me though
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>>217877048
شلونك يا حمصي
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>>217877112
one of the most disgustingly foul posts i've ever had the misfortune of laying eyes on.
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Whoever abandons God is abandoning himself. God blew from soul unto man, and He created man from his essence. All creation comes from him. Separating oneself from God is separating oneself from its soul. Hell is nothing, and blasphemers shall return to nothing. Erasing themselves from existence.
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>>217877169
how many times do you have sex in a week?
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the belgian girl accepted my fr and actually talked to me for a bit

>>217877112
learn a few words just to tell him something funny/charming in spanish once in a while
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fucking faggots
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>>217877242
They ruin everything. Spreading their degeneracy is a religion to them
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>>217877213
Usually 4-5 days a week, just kind of depends on how busy we are, if it were up to me I'd suck him hourly

>>217877214
I know a few words since I've lived here my whole life but not enough for a conversation
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>>217877206
شغلة منيحة والله
ما اقدر احمل هاد الدنياء
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>>217877300
preferred position?
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Im going insane with family holy shit niggers
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>>217876424
I wouldn't expect someone who considers a pedophile slaver warlord the perfect man and moral example to be able to grasp the concept of the trinity.
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>>217877319
Make the new thread
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>>217877346
Make the new thread
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>>217877317
We've been over this I prefer to 69 or any position where he's holding me
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>>217877346
>>217877351
greedy niggers
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>>217877319
Why
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>>217877357
>>217877357
>>217877357
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>>217877351
Make the new thread
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why is there an ay-rab in here trying to stir shit up? Christ is Lord bitch go blow up about it.
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Your petty squabbles are nothing. Elevate yourself above life. God gave us free will to elevate ourselves above angles or stoop below animals.
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>>217876894
i miss the real /cum/ when mihai was here
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>>217877343
I would expect you to grasp God the One and Only, but alas you prefer to follow those who came before you and led you astray over using the brain God gave you.
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>>217876788
Denounced



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