christmas eve edition
It's been years since I've talked to a woman.My younger brother is bringing his gf to my parent's house (where I live), should I just hide in my room all the time?
Fags reproduce by molesting children
>>217877408Look at this juicy dewcy
>>217877361dont you insert your pp in his butt?
got invited to a work party and not sure if its secretly mandatory. i was planning on playing monster rancher 2 and grilling a fish tonight
>>217877405No, talk to them you autist
>>217877419Kill yourself
>>217877438And say what?
>>217877405>all the timeESL
>>217877449Stop replying to him, fags are incapable of being shamed because they revel in it
>>217877434Sometimes just depends
You can't be gay on Christmas
>>217877463ask him if you can fuck his gf in front of him
>>217877408I was not molested
Merry Christmas you fuck faced nigger retards.
>>217877475are you bisexual or 100% gay? what made you gay?
>>217877469I will never stop telling flags to kill themselves.
Considering going to church for 6 o'clock but by the time I get home I'll have been out for like 4-5 hours and the entire evening will be shot. Takes an hour to get there by bus and at least an hour to get home. Service is prob 90 minutes-2 hours. Yeahhhhh I dunno.
>>217877489Then what was the cause for your deviation? Every cause has an effect, don't deflect like 95% of faggots
dinner is here bros
>>217877528make your goon chamber your church
>>217877557>mcdonalds for christmas evegrim
hello guys flag here>pic related me irl
Im off work in 30 and I'm gonna high elbow a handle of scotch.
>>217877557pusi mi kurac
>>217877580kys
>>217877580Cute and wholesome joke >>217877616Be nice guey
>>217877557SpongeBob big guy pants okay
The trinity is blasphemy. Jesus is created. The word is created. The will is created. Adjectives are created. And God was before creation never beginning and never ending, for He is above time and space. Jesus is the word of God, an agent of God, not God. Whoever puts partners with God is a polytheist and a blasphemer. One and only.
>>217877616LOL homeboy called you "gooey"
not a single word
not for all my little words
>>217877711Det call me the Gambit
Some people call me the space cowboy
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth just posted on Twitter that Santa and his sleigh have been shot down over Alaska.
Is anyone else from California having an awful weather today?
>>217877538Porn probably idgaf
>they found out you can see thru the Epstein redactions buy just copying and pasting from Google docs to word
>>217877828Gotta love our boomer run government
>>217877515I will jerk off to anime girls but I have no desire to have any relationship with a real woman, I had a gf in high school and college and I just didn't get it, I always found guys to be better like I had a huge crush on another guy in class in middle school and the only exposure I had at that point to sexuality at all was reading biographies and interviews from musicians and a lot of people I liked like Bowie were openly bi and would talk about other guys in the rock community also being bi even if they wouldn't admit it like him and Jagger fucking, so no stigma really formed around it in my mind because no one in my tiny conservative town even mentioned homosexuality until I was in late high school by which point I didn't care and I also had the good fortune to be surrounded by very liberal teachers because I was in a lot of music and theater programs
>>217877817the only awful weather is that its still BARELY FUCKING DRIZZLING
>>217877828someone better get them all down asap if true
>>217877699ارسل شي حلوة من سوريا يا حمصي
Merry /cum/mas
>>217877880So true bestie
Early one morning with time to killI see the gallows up on the hillAnd out in the distance, a trick of the brainI see a lone rider crossing the plainAnd he'd come to fetch me, to see what they'd doneAnd we'll ride together to kingdom comeI pray for God's mercy, for soon I'll be deadI HUNG MY HEADI HUNG MY HEAD
>>217877875MoistKritical, asmond and countless others have already commented on it. Asmond read the redacted shit on stream
>>217877956God is real
>>217877956Well I guess nobody can say they didn't release the files lel
>[eceleb faggots] already commented on them, havent you watched to them yet?
What celebrities are indicated in the files that we didn't already know about? I want Hollywood to burn
Turns out Epstein was working with the Israeli government and was a go between between them , the CIA and Iran and he was funnelling everyone's money to himself>>217877979Kill yourself
/cum/ has sand in their vagina today
>God gave birth to himself, killed himself for the sins of his creation, then resurrected himself and sent himself to heaven. And he is three, but those three are one entity.How does that even make sense to anyone?! One means One. Even adjectives used to describe Him are His creation. Names used to name Him are His creation. Concepts used to try to understand Him are His creation. He was before everything never beginning and never ending above all things material and conceptual.
>>217878031How can anyone not hate faggots though, they're sick
>>217877828They haven't even released all of them either they're drip feeding them and demanding DOJ employees work Christmas day to do more redactions on upcoming releases
>>217878021I hope your eceleb buttbuddy sees this bro!
>>217878092Fuck you still doing here? I thought I told you to kill yourself
>>217878117why would I ever listen to somebody that watches ecelebs?
>>217878021>Epstein was working with the Israeli government No duh, didn't need the release to know that was already obvious
So it's unanimous that fk makes those coomer /cum/ edit ops now right
>>217878139You're still here? Dontcha hear too good? Kill yourself
I’ve been accused of being a fk vpn
I can tell this hangover is going to be ruthless
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12/9/israels-ex-pm-ehud-barak-and-jeffrey-epstein-had-close-relationship-emails-reveal
>>217878167not gonna happen, tinkerbell
>>217878147No dumbass, I doYou people are so stupid
>>217878203I think you're mad because I'm right
>>217878179Having a hangover on Christmas Day sounds like it would suck.
lots of bitter uncs in this thread
>>217877895Happy (You)le fellow faggot.
>>217878240He’s a sand person they don’t have Christmas
>>217878251I'm going to predict that you're a neet around the age of 26-28 who was raised by a single mom
>>217878286got both details wrong
Brian is right, asmon is a homeless looking cuckservative serb faggotSomone should ustashe his assCritikal is a bit better but he still just regurgitates normie talking points, just manages to be slightly funny sometimes
I'm a little penis munch
>>217878251It's hard being unc.
>critikal is a bit better than asmon
my mcdonalds dinner was delicious
>>217878346You are Croatian.
Critikal walks a annoying line between "voice of reason" vs "validation seeking NPC with no edge in him whatsoever"
Don't call them bitches bro!
>>217878273where was that carpenter nigga born again? oh yeah that's right, the star pointed this way and not toward vegas nigger merry christmas anyway
>>217877575it's not christmas eve. christmas eve is on jan the 6th
>eceleb watching faggot naming anyone a validation seeking NPC
>ecelebs badgrow up unc
>>217878379>jan the 6th
>>217878346Okay but you went to Burger King
>DONT INSULT MY ECELEBS, THEY ACKNOWLEDGE ME IN THE CHAT
American be like >mac and cheese fries quarter pounder taco bell fried chicken donut waffle coca cola bretzel you fucking niggers
>>217878352not all herzegovinians are croatians
lmao unc crashout in progress
frenchies be like"hon hon hon, in the butt"
>>217878370Sabrina Carpenter was born in Pennsylvania
>Yeahhh coollThis means she's not into me right
sorry sorry I meant you fucking FAT niggers
>>217878467I'M NOT CRASHIN OUT. You're crashing!
Don't watch ecelebs, don't watch any shows or movies released in the last 10 years of current year, don't listen to any music except for pre 00s butt rock, all of my esoteric impossible to comprehend for zoomers opinions are 100% my own
trying too hard unc
Can't wait for family to leaveHate the holidays
>>217878566YOU'RE TRYING!
Not particularly looking forward to tomorrow honestly.
>>217878595Why not?
>>217878611It's going to be exhausting.
actually she's probably just upset im not in europeam i retarded for adding her?
faggot ass nigger
I get to be on a train first thing tomorrow morning then sit in my apartment all alone on christmas
>>217878635yep, i asked and that was itfucking hell
>>217876409LOL
>>217878752nice vpn
>>217878454>munches tiny (american style) pizza in halal snack pack
Why yes Motoko from ghost in the shell, I would love to cum on your feet
>mini marshmallows for the sweet potatoes
>>217878684You're not all alone, you're with us
next subject
My brother just got me work shit. Like what am I going to do with an Oracle shirt
>>217878851Like Scarlett Johansson?Saaaameee!!!
Poop avalanche
Merry Christmas fellas, I'm stuffed like a little piggy.
Been alone all day, momberg is not picking up her phone.
>>217878925you cant say that because coca cola wasnt born in your fucking country
>>217878966lol she doesn't love you
this MILF i'm banging turned off her iPhone 11 because her NEET son keeps trying to get her to buy him Tim Hortons, kek.
Why does happy holidays trigger chuds so immensely
>>217878990hello mr pendejo
>>217878980not sure what you are talking about François
>>217879001Trashiest post i've read on /cum/
>>217879074and yet you gave him a (you) abyway
so tired buds
>>217879007Nigguhs be so angsty on the happiest day of the year
>>217878925I want to stuff this specimen
I don't troll people, it's just not fun to me for some reason, even if it's a person I don't like
>>217879096LOL
>>217877467>>217878167>>217878467>>217878567We got four so far! Holy shit this is skibidi!
>>217879007You get hated on every day tho
maybe life in canada isnt that hard
Have you found yourself a black oven
>>217879207This doesn't happen.
>>217879184https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766615083550280.mp4POGGERS
>>217877419Would
The thing is I promise a traditional Christmas pita for tomorrow, it's 12:20 am here, I can't bake it tomorrow because I'm gonna cook a pork leg for 5-6 hours, so I have to make it now and it will be ready in 4 hours. Interesting predicament but I'm gonna do it. Gonna drink some more gin, haven't drank alcohol since last year, feels kind of gay.>>217879114Is that the daughter? Would stuff her ass with my pent up no fap super jizz.
>>217879207Absolutely would
I thought it was supposed to be no one was above the law
>>217878925bulgarians celebrate christmas on december the 25th?
>>217879299
i dont like this year's christmas
>>217879278YaAlso expected Bulgarian niggas to celebrate orthodox Christmas
Bulgarians are like EU anons but not total faggots
I am not going to talk about politics, I just wanna say, this man's ties are long as fuck.
>>217879333I'm not really sure why we do it this way, but Greece and Romania also do it on the 25th. >>217879350danke frenderino, we are barely EU, we reject the faggeterino programs and we steal their money
>>217879007Lass uns dieses Feuer zwischen uns entfachenKomm mit mir und berühre meinen Penis
>>217879220Might shag an Indian bird on New Years eve, haven't decided yet
>>217879372He’s so hot
>>217879421You are Macedonian.
Fuckin 15lbs of gourmet slaws, a 30lb swirled pumpkin-pie cheesecake. Everything's clean, just can't open the oven for a bit.>Hey cunt, I'm coming over for dinner.>Alright. What do you want?>I'm down for freezer pizza>You sloppy twat... The oven's off limits for two hours or so.>Well... shit... you want some fuckin' cheeseburgers Randy?My aunt, ladies and gents...
>>217879372WOULD....wear that tie
>>217879433Immediately DELET this
>>217879220
>>217879433Now if you would have called him Turkish I assure you there would have been a major crash out
>>217879372There comes a point where you overshoot "My penis is this long" and land solidly in "I don't know what I'm doing" territory.
This is America
>>217879426Yeah, he lives in Florida and spends much of his time in DC. These are very warm places, and even when things get chilly he has a lot of money to pay for heating. >>217879447I'd like that tie, but shorter
>>217879494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY
watchin destiny
>>217879494Imagine if I said "This is Berlin" and it was just a picture of Istanbul
>>217879407He’s from Czechoslovakia.
i transheart people who steal my reaction images
>>217879533Ahaha! That would be funny because of underlying truths and racial tensions!
>>217879485Let's not do this at this time of the year.
>>217879533Oranienstraße is called little Istanbul in Berlin
>>217879548I said WHAT THE FUCK I SAID!
It's the hard knock life, for uncs...It's the hard knock life, for uncs...
>>217879602Kek
What if I told you this picture is AI
>>217879421AI Pepe is so uncanny.
>>217879612Haha! Because of the kebab shops!
Facesitting is my favorite thiny
Lmfao
Thread slowed down so everyone could look up Annie songs on Youtube.
>>217879671It’s not thougheverbeit
>>217879675Isn't this Apu technically, but yeah, I just like it because he is eating cookies while also doing line s of coke, I relate to that.
Need my face sat on pleaaaaaase
>>217879713Ahahahaha! He crashed his sleigh on the 410. We're safe this year!
>>217879704Hell yeah brother!
>>217879728I could draw this. AI isn't so tough.
>>217879704extremely low test
>>217879763AI beat my mother to death with my father's penis.
>>217879676Already referenced in this 1980 song https://youtu.be/J6YRKs_hKFQOranienstraße hier lebt der KoranHow does this make (You) feel?Regards
>>217879795my father's gay
>>217879795How did it get your father's penis? How big is your dad and what training does he have? Wait, did the AI just happen upon your father's penis?
>>217879782It's high test, idiot
>>217854045>>217879671she's not jason's looksmatch, pic related issydney is a slavic phenotype
>>217879881My pussy is leaking
>>217879782It's the highest form of high test. Face sitting is a must in my relationships.
>>217879918*bussy
Drinking in the park again
All I want for Christmas is girldick in my mouth
>>217879817Makes me feel like ordering a halal snack pack to be honest
Hate Christmas Fuck that worthless Christ nigger if I was at the nativity I'd curb stomp that infant
The best part about facesitting is when her asscrack hair tickles the tip of your nose right before you’re fully engulfed by the cheeks
>>217879966
>>217879978Ew you just had to make it gross
>>217879831My father is an elf. He's 2'7" tall and 55lbs... trained by the spaetsnaz and nkvd. The AI just stole his penis and beat my mother to death with it.
>>217879817makes me wanna a kiss a german girl who smokes a lot on the mouth>>217879978No hairs, I demand a soft smooth wax, blonde pussy, good smells, great vibes. Sit on my face piss on my balls o algo
>play Elden Ring pvp on Christmas Eve>get the most autistic reddit meta tryhards with their level in their name and everything
>gayson calling anyone autisticlol
what are your new years resolutions? i plan to study 5 hours every day and work out 6 times a week
>>217880067Fuck bitches get money
>>217880067nothing at all. i've never lived up to one.
>>217880067Stop drinking for good
>>217879881Add the shooter girl on his left in this picture
>>217880041can you comment on the hypocrisy of being a racialist and simping for a slavic phenotype?
More like gay year's eve LOL
>>217880067I don't believe in them. If I resolve to do something I do it on the spot rather than putting it off until some arbitrary date
>>217880067Stop smoking, buy a car again, get a blonde gf with a nice juicy ass again.>>217880101I like this pic
>>217880101i didn't make that
Brother merry Christmas
>>217879966Based
>>217879881Who is this gyal
>>217880067Go to the gym, stick to college plans for an associates, save for home, get bf
>>217880156norwood reaper takes no prisoners
>>217880156They don't understand the things I want for Christmas
>>217880186School shooter
>>217880105I don't know what you are talking about. You are brown. You like blacks. Porn addict freak dalit.
Christmas not ending holy shitballs
>>217880226im white and look more germanic than sydney
Monkey soup anyone?
theres coleslaw at the function
is this good?also merry christmas
>>217879881>>217880101when you see jason next to normal people it really becomes obvious how dysgenic he is
>>217880339Spaten Optimator and Shiner Bock are both better tasting bocks that I can buy all year round
will you do your part to own the libs, /cum/?
>>217880440>The daily beast I don't trust a single word in that article
>>217878379Is that a julian calender thing
>>217880402>normal people
Gonna make a cheeseburger and watch an action/comedy movie. Debating whether to buy a slushy from the gas station or drink a can of soda from my fridge.
funny how he was supposed drain the swamp but as it turned out, he's part of the deep state
>>217880494>when you release the epstein files(redacted) but then people unredact them and you gotta tell the public that some of the files your DoJ released arent real files and the libs forced the DoJ that you control to redact them
>>217880402Either one of them would be lucky to have me.
>>217880492i say the soda. slushies can be iffy, and it's the holidays. what if they haven't addee the syrup and all that?
>>217880494He literally released files that aren't even properly encrypted. Unironically what more do you fucking want?
>ohhhh I wish I married a gay manchild who needs his mom to drive him anywhere, spends his entire life gooing to shemale porn, and doesnt have a job
Fkkin btfo
>>217880544diss nibba lookin like anthony hopkins if he was a millenial
>>217880587super-mega-kek
>>217880587I said this last week because I had too much four loko you asshole
>>217880572Files that aren't encrypted at all, obviously
These two gyals looksmatch cum as an entity
what kind of pills can you get at the gas station and are they safe?
>>217880591Are they closing christmas markets?
Well?
>>217880552I was also planning on heating up some baked beans and frozen french fries. I don't know if one can of soda is gonna be enough for all that food.
>>217880636i've seen anti-hangover and penis ones. they always have tigers on them lol
>>217880544jason and who jason wishes he wasreality is brutal for our boy
Redid the base on my Plague Marine. This is the before shot. I thought the grey was a bit dull.
>>217880773Redone
>>217880621They aren't, you can literally paste the redacted parts into a text editor and it will become unredacted
>>217880773>>217880806And the redone back. Threw a cheeky skull in there but on the back so as not to draw attention when viewed from the front.
good night brossssssss
>>2178808231. That was a mistake2. They already fixed it
if you guys are interested in the epstein stuff you should check out destiny's reaction videos, he has a great analysis of the new details
>>217880910Well the text is public knowledge now right? Tons of people had to save it even if it was up for like a minute or two
I’m fucking starving holy shit Christmas blows
>>217880910Well that makes the info unencrypted like you asked for doesn't it retard?
>>217880707ohh i see. yeah, gamble on the slush then.
Signs of being a goycattle kikeslave:watching ecelebswatching any kind of short form video contentusing social mediabeing a "team guy" sports faneating fast foodvaping
>>2178809922/6
>>2178809924chud is social media thougheverbeit
nothing wrong with treating yourself to fast food every once in a while
Fuck it, gonna get drunk.
>>217877828I honestly think this was intentional so people see the "hidden" shit which is actually a highly curated nothingburger with the real shit not even released in the redacted shit so that the heat dies down when people think they got the full pictureI 100% believe that if there was a real smoking gun anywhere there would be dozens of reddit screenshots on the log right nowthe real story will never fully come out. nobody will see justice
>Signs of being a goycattle kikeslave:>watching ecelebs>watching any kind of short form video content>using social media>being a "team guy" sports fan>eating fast food>vaping
I'm staying sober this holiday season
>>217881024based>>217881036weenie
are youtubers that do travel videos e-celebs?
>>217880587Gooning to shemale porn is great though
>>217880992what about using social media to get pussy dm's
>>217880931>>217880985It's not the full list and the rest of it will be properly redacted. You don't get browny points for releasing unredacted files you tried but failed to redact, that's honestly just worse
>>217880689Always original
>>217880587I take public transit and I'm not gay tho.
A toast!To the janny!Merry Christmas to all!
>>217881017Why not treat yourself to higher quality restaurant food?
>>217881063Just goon to an actual dude retard
happy holidays
>>217881098That's not my type though I prefer if they look and sound like hot girls
This post was made with 100% Canadian dairy.
>>217881048Honestly it's not that bad
I wish an awful Christmas to jannies in my contrasting statement from the American delegation. The American delegation doesn't support the stifling of free speech on American platforms
>>217881027Yeah I don’t even think this is some crazy hot take, this is the most reasonable explanation.
>>217881063agreed (except i prefer trannies)
>>217880992nono, I even downloaded a plugin to remove youtube shorts from my feed4chan is social mediaguilty, I finished my phd the year that my university won the CFB national championship and my 4 years there sucked me in. I know more about the college kids currently playing in the playoffs than I do about our politicians. Ill likely be a diehard fan for lifechikfila once a week, taco bell on the way to my parents house when I visit them once a month or sono
>>217881143no you don't
>>217881115How do you people as a country manage to have the most DOG SHIT OPINIONS ON THIS SITE in unison?
>>217881143If that’s true then I am really sorry to hear that
>>217881027What will never be disclosed, but which is true, is that the CIA, mind control, and satanism are closely involved.
Are you niggas following the NORAD Santa tracker?
there's really nothing gay about finding a female(male) attractive
>>217881027Yeah probably, maybe they just put in names randomly in the censored sections to muddy the water
>>217881143>(Dead)damn.... i already miss him....
>steam community features are down and I can't block reddit players on elden ringGuess I'll uninstall.Momberg is making me Christmas Eve stew or something anyway. I will take solace in knowing these BROWN faggots were unplanned pregnancies.
>>217881171The shit is in your eyes chud maybe you should learn to not be so angry at nothing all the time sweetie~ <3
>>217881273*Shoots you*
>>217881032i look like that
I don't know why I try online games, I hate other people. I guess I want to dominate and hurt them legally.
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPSO HERE I AAAMMDOIN EEEEVERYTHING I CANHOLDING *ON* TO WHAT I AMPRETENDING IM A SUPERMANI'm trying to sleeplost count of sheepMy mind is racing FASTER every MIIIIINuteWhat could I do more?Yeah, I'm really not sureI know I'm running circles but I can't quitAND I'M SO CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT TO DOSOMETIMES I WANNA THROW IT ALL AWAY
>>217881120You seem to have forgotten the pic of the big titted Canadian woman
>>217881052>are youtubers that do travel videos e-celebs?so nobody knows?
>>217877817>rain in california is awfulit's a Christmas miracle juanito
>>217881305I'll dominate you legally. BEND OVER BITCH!
>>217881356Don't threaten me with a good time
>>217881374Hawt
>>217881290Ohh I'm so hurt babe, but I hope that made you feel better!
it's time threadslaveno breaks on holidays, get to work
>>217881389very, very disrespectful
>>217881421>>217881421
>>217881418Why are you awakeAre you trying to catch Santa while he puts presents under the tree
