christmas plaphog edition
>>217873118
rotten edish
>>217873180Isn't she a paedo?
*smokes*
sucking an umnigger poochicken
>>217873209lmao he's fucking seethingcheers pal
>>217873222She's perfect for me
>>217873222Aren't you?
>researching to buy something>it's always at least 40% cheaper in the USlucky yank bastards
>>217873042well it was peng actually
>>217873222women are all paedos
https://files.catbox.moe/iwlqpp.mp4
>>217873228same birdt. super-recogniser
>>217873262>>217873228corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrose
>>217873243post an example
Watching home alone People moan about jews in Hollywood but they make some bloody good movies
would love to take advantage of a crisis for long-term financial gain at the cost of my reputation (only long after i'm dead)
whats on that spaniards link im scared to click
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTm9ra60pV8
>>217873300
in this thread we support ai
>>217873293used to make*
rorke subjecting his 9 year old cousing to a drunken rant about someone called "zeidy"
>>217873318It's santa claus shaking his massive pumped and glycol'd 3 footer.
>>217873331cute
Sucking a Christmas Eve rosé
>>217873364you on here posting about it
>>217873377womfy
>>217873281
>>217873394source? she is reallly pretty
>>217873377With your wife next to you or?
>>217873377poof
>>217873394looks rotten here, go light on the foundation sis
Merry Christmas chapsHave a good one <3(already started for me as I'm a Catholic aha x)
>>217873377I'd rather suck on a christmas rose if you catch my drift
>>217873403can't recall sorry (unironically, not being rude)>>217873410talking shite you wouldn't sniff her bumhole like it was a bed of roses. Utter shite pal.
>>217873331Pussy ready for my cummies
got the thin red line on
don't kill yourselves fucking honorable guys
>>217873377Clearly white wine
>>217873435lad I said corr I'm just thinking she looks prettier with less makeup like on the previous pics in which she looks lovely and I would rim her little puckering pink asshole like it were a taff
>>217873243I’m into reenactment stuff and the best quality is European manufacturers and they all have insanely high shipping costs for america
>>217873403brooke flecca
>>217873394i would like to give her oral sex!!
why are you all so into the idea of sniffing bumholes and other scatty things
>>217873465that wasn't very christmassy.
>>217873491mighty jelly of your reenactment scene too
>>217873504were just playing into his idea i'd rather devour her lovely hibiscus
>>217873497Same mateMaybe one of us at her front, one of us at her rear
>>217873484Just the lighting
https://x.com/basilthegreat/status/2003828975035170830This is your future
lads reckon you're more of a briton, an angle or a dane>n-no none of yous are norman
>>217873555a fellow soda stream enjoyer i see
>>217873572no one knows what the fuck this means
>>217873576made in israel mate, you're literally killing Palestinian children
>>217873582oooh so youre proper retarded and poor thenthat's a check for angle substrata
>>217873572I’m celtic
father christmas will be here soon
may have gone too far in a few places in retrospect
>>217873596oh well, can't unbuy it now can i
>>217873604brown, then?
>>217873621nah
might buy two sodastreams in the sales
>>217873621>>217873529You tell me
bought some new salt and it's at least 10% better than my old salt
going to stick pigs and blankets and brie on my garlic bread to make it more festive
>>217873633looking norman ladfigure you've got brown hair and green eyes
>>217873642suck my salty balls
>>217873609worth it for 100 million dollars desu
>>217873655Black hair blue eyes
grasped my cats skull in my handi could easily crush it but i never would and she knows that
drank last night and drinking tomorrow so not drinking tonight
>>217873518Just as common in Europe and less larpy retards than here imo
>>217873692driving tomorrow and the 26thso it'll be light drinking for me until im back boxing day evening
>>217873692Drinking every night from last night to January 1st me
>>217873642Himalayan? Celtic?
>>217873709love herx
santa's in africa presently
>>217873709Santa when he walks in on me playing with my arse
>>217873744only if they've been in good otherwise he's there coal-ly
>>217873555horsforth lad?
'twas the night before christmasand all through the threadnot a creature was stirringnot even mousenonce
>>217873744half of africa is in your mum presently
can't tell if I have sufficient beers or should get more
>>217873691skulls are sturdy and cats are very flexible, she'd be in more danger if you sat on her
>>217872858>>217872858>>217872858what hap-ned?
https://flixer.sh/watch/movie/1585476
ziedbelg is going round to heathermong's tomorrow for quorn turkey dinos
Just got word Toby's been admitted to Edinburgh General Praying he's okay
christmas party toil tonightchristmas party toil tomorrowchristmas party toil friday
this is what we're on this christmas while mumberg works the stoves and pap watches the footy or what have you not quite sure what he does honest
>>217873806not drinking on christmas me
Lads have you seen this
outraged that this fat trollop edition won out over are pure rubes edition
>>217873864imagine caring which edition "wins" you massive anorak loser
>>217873851
huffed down a whole bag of haribos like a fat bastarddoubles decide if I make my way to the paki shop to buy some beers too
>>217873864games the game innit nobody cares if a yank makes an early shite edition anymore he'd have just been ignored back in my day
mousenonce is in the park catching his christmas dinner
>presents wrapped>fire lit>carols from kings on>christmas eve wine pouredmerry christmas lads
>>217873897doesn't sharia disallow the sale of alcohol
What is the mouse up to now?
>>217873845another battle where you decisively win (taking 80% casualties) and get attacked again while burning the dead is it?
>fire lit>carols from kings on
>>217873864not my fault you fumbled the captcha
>>217873927
>>217873222And?
>>217873932don't have to be a tarq to enjoy a bit of festive tradition and warmth lad
just sneezed and got snot on my sleevs
very lazy trolling, this
>>217873914get off /brit/ mum
>>217873572Cambro-Saxon
got the afcon on
Merry Christmas to all White Britons.
>>217873572Pure Celtoid
>>217873994be funny if you died in your sleep tonight
>>217874002you're getting deported, mate
>>217873931no lad we're burning these peasants we are, sigurd snake in the eye and his vile manservant sven neck bull have betrayed are mighty danish fleet sailing for angleland we're aching for payback we are two hundred veterans of the vikingr I have in my host lad we're sacking east anglia until we put his rotten head on a spike and seat a dane as brytenwaldaVC aint your pops calradia, your nuts will be quaking in the storyline campaign
merry christmas lads
heartbeats, drifting together,hot pizzaaaaaaa
Harriet kemsley sex arse
>>217874030Extremely female
I think I will buy a game for my Switch Lite tomorrow on the nintendo eShop so that when all the festivities have died down and everyone has gone their separate ways I can cosy up and play my computer game in quiet solitude.can't say which game cause I don't want spoiled but it's a game I am looking forward to
fucking whores have no issue with the wrinkles of their assholes being visible but god forbid they get their nipples out
>>217874013thought you were playing the real version (brytenwalda) not vc didn't check the dates
>>217874049pikachu dies at the end
>>217874049
is your mum a milf?
Domino-hoo-hoo
>>217874101get that down ye
>>217874063It's shieldwall song (vc massive patch, taken off the workshop).Quite fond of the story mode because it's well made and properly railroaded, not fond of when everything starts getting rotten and nonsensical in sandbox games.
>>217874080you leave her alone!
/brit/ is a deano general
love wanking to videos of multiple women pegging one fella.
>>217874117mad that people pay like £20 for this SHITE
>>217874131at the same time or like trainpegging?
>>217874117>corn on pizza
My dad loves James o brien but he’s also racist he just come back from KFC and complained about all the brown people in there he said he thought he was in Pakistan
>>217874130well it was literally invented by this general after all
>>217874121could never get into vc but have hundreds of hours in brytenwaldamaybe i played it too early after release but it put me off quite a bit
>>217874149rorke
Got KFC last night and it was actually really nice
should I order an xmas wizza or fry some stuff with air?
>>21787414936 year old who looks 17
>>217874146corn is a treat for us here we don't have everything made of corn like you lot do
can't see any gay bf shaped packages under the tree haha maybe santa is behind schedule haha
>>217874148no it wasn't
>>217874143train pegging i'm not a sicko
>>217874172why not dine on chocolates
u,,.m
>>217874146It's called sweetcorn here and I agree it's grim. Dunno why povvos love putting it in everything. Ruins so many meals
>>217874173he can run and play just like a teenager
>>217874201it tastes nice
>>217874184The main greentext was written here. I know because it was me who wrote it (I appreciate no one will believe this, which is fine).
>>217874173you're nothing
>>217874191sugar sends me wappy
>>217874146I thought you lot loved corn
>>217873943>>217873180She's so cute
>>217874216me da wrote the magna carta too
>>217874205reckon he probably is faster than me to be fair
>>217874179He hasn't come to pick me up yet xx
>people still watch adverts in current yearWhy?
>>217874234sex bottom
>>217874049bringing my steamdeck home and will be picking up something from the steamblatt sale
>>217874217never expected him to be so based
>>217874179>>217874248oo er
>>217874149I would say it's probably better than brytenwalda now.I want a bannerlord VC remake because base bannerlord is WANK
>>217874248u;m
sup crodiedid younga katie get devastated?
>>217874275that is indeed me. Why I felt the need to 2-hander the phone to take the pic, I don't know.
Alone for Chrimbus, seeing mumberg on the 27th, bought all the bits for a roast (chicken) and need to scran it all in two days from tomorrow.
>>217874205Give shieldwall song a try, it's quite well polished (har har).This is latest.https://www.mediafire.com/folder/foynrnfvmzhms/SS
>>217874302its christmas lad take some time off
>>217874276same syndrome with bannerlord can't stand itjust give me infinity warband mods forever pleasemaybe one day i'll give it another try
>>217874318If I were on my own for christmas there's zero chance I do any of that big fancy dinner stuff I'd just have a normal home alone day, same as every other day.
they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
not watched a single university challenge christmas special
>>217874328can't stand bannerlord either it's foul foul foul not to mention the miniupdates that break everything for absolutely 0 features or the absolutely putrid fantasy vikings update
>>217874340what if they do another hiroshima and detonate the airburst right next to santa
>>217874360would love to be three and a half inches deep in her arse
>>217874350
>>217874179i've got a girlfriend now so unfortunately off the market for you x
>>217874328>>217874357bannerlord just isn't it, it's warband without ANY of the charm. some parts are a bit better but I think it'll only be a good game once it gets massive mods.I gave it 150 hours but just couldn't love it. warband is still on top, easily.
>her
>>217874328the skills system alone is awfulliked the army system for at least getting things done>>217874305i reckon you'll do it again
popping to the fifth circle of hell, want anything?
nigga's named speller yet doesn't know that compound adjectives need a hyphen
>>217874337The meal is the only part of Christmas I like, and it's just shove a load in the oven, I bought premade roast potatoes, frozen parsnips and a pre-basted chicken you cook in the bag so it's easy to do, I did it a few years ago on my own.
>>217874416goth gf pls
my vape flavour? black mambanot sure what it's meant to be but ah well
>>217874416Endless rage and warfare please mate
what keeps me up at night is the idea that someone, somewhere, might be exposed to, or able to communicate ideas that haven't been vetted for disinformation™ by trusted partners of established authorities
>>217874398I don't know what's about it, it's genuinely souless, because I don't know what I don't like about it, I just don't.
the wilkening
>>217874398trouble is warband is so low-fidelity that it's (relatively) easy to make a mod that looks a bit shit but gets the job donei don't need it to look better, i need it to handle more stuff and more complexities
>>217874414well remembered but you can see I have advanced to single-handing it there. Also I have genuinely not bought a dominos since that second pic was taken several years ago, otherwise I'd have taken a picture of it too
>>217874457you're preaching to the choir here
my vape flavour? poo
>>217874397she's a lucky gal <3
the fat black guy in Elf who is the manager in the toy store is hilarious I never noticed that befor e
>>217874360Is that a man?
>>217874474how silly it is, is also a part of the charm
>>217874495yeah x
https://youtu.be/W9021kI8f54?si=XLaQPpmoBEv59iqd
>>217874470
>>217874495no
better get a wank in soon lads, can't be wanking on Christmas day
>>217874512>The 30-year-old mother-of-two was told earlier this year that her Body Mass Index (BMI) of about 35 was above the NHS criteria threshold for reduction surgery.
encouraging the cat
right back on the warband muck again over christmas thanks /brit/
Macaulay Caulkin is surprisingly fit
>>217874548
>>217874548lol
>>217874470I know the meme is to suggest that birds with big knockers who get reductions have ruined themselves but if you take a look on /r/reduction it's mad how much better these lasses look with cute, small breasts than big saggy hangers. Women who you wouldn't look twice at because they look fat and saggy suddenly look great, it's mad.https://www.reddit.com/r/Reduction/comments/s910wi/32k_32b_side_by_side_before_and_after/
>>217874558yeah i'd suck him off and let him spunk up my arse
sas storming rorkes incel dungeon
>>217874548howl
>>217874503tearing these cunts a new one for xmas
>>217874503Is that A Clash of Kings mod? Easily one of my favoritesHas a good mix of show design elements without too much of it ruining everything and loads of really good quests and little details all over
>>217874554not the worst muck to be back on, as these things go eh
need a giant titted woman who i love to cuddle me
watching youtube documentaries on uboatsgoing to scran an asda pizza soon
>spell it pedo >pronounce it with a soft e >spell it paedo >pronounce it with a hard e
>>217874577>>217874558Presumably you mean now, in 2025, not when he was in the Home Alone movies
my arse stinks
>>217874570Why would you go down to a B? Seems fucking stupid, surely you'd go down to a decent size.
gonna get ready for beddy I reckon
>>217874606back in his pomp? no that would be weird
>>217874548I like this image because a) it makes me seem human and b) it's free advertising for my grammar meme
>>217874592one of the early ones, haven't tried it in ages but i've heard it has a massive story>>217874591good man, remember looting is bad for honour
>>217874606Your words, not mine
>>217874592ACOK or AWOIAF? Hated AWOIAF even if on paper it has the features of VC and whatever you like I find it yucky, I think awoiaf is acok updated?
>>217874627kino image
>>217874618they fit her body and are aesthetic and cute
Doing a Christmas poo
mice got into my new year decorations drawer and pissed and shat all over my tinsel :(
>>217874634there were two at the start, right?one was more show oriented than others. one was full of stuff like spears breaking and tripping
alri
>>217874661yeh
>>217874627I honour dumped because I'm pillaging for cash, upgrading troops in vc is expensive as fuck and wages are high too, you need to properly pillage as a viking, my welsh fiefs are shite
>>217874398Gameplay is ok but it really doesn’t have any interesting flavor. They really fucked it by having randomly generated companions and that stupid main storyline thing that was just poorly doneHopefully now that the DLC is out mods will be able to come out without constant breaking
>>217874570Can't view that mate, don't have a reddit account x
there is no purer love than that of a boy and his cat
hope i win the lotto but probably won't
>i like this image because it makes me seem humanYeah. Something which you are in desperate need of
That's my present for myself bought
>>217874668>they really fucked it by having randomly generated companionshttps://youtu.be/ktkl119x2Nk
>>217874570Sure mate lol
>>217874684same haven't bought a ticket but you never know
Brits, including journalists and educated people, use the incorrect 'try and' constructionAmericans are taught the correct 'try to' construction in Elementary school
>>217874692bloke dies at the end
I HATE CHRISTMAS
>>217874634ACOKI don’t like AWOIAF it’s just really corny and all show style. I admit the ship battles are better with VC but that’s itThey’re two different teams. ACOK is older I think and was done almost entirely by one guy who is considered crotchety on the forumsThere was a pre-warband mod that I think was just called A Song of Ice and Fire that is actually what got me into the series back in ‘09 or whenever it was
getting stuck in lads ngl it's not looking peng
internet's becoming unusable
>>217874726language is fluid matei know what it meansyou know what it meansergo it's a successfully constructed sentence
If you wanna win the lottery, you've got to make the money to buy a ticket.
>>217874727Not if you play it properly, which I always do cause I hate seeing the one with big tits sad
>>217874708war criminal
>>217874693>is that aha?kino though, love the ugly runt borcha for no reason toofirentis is a real bro, and it's great in mods like PoP with heroes that can really elevate your army.
>>217874746got a tenner on lucky dips
>>217874684You have a better chance of getting hit by lightning, or bitten by a snake.
>>217874726
life's becoming unliveable
>>217874627>>217874660AWOIAF is show stuffACOK is largely books and has a lot of features and lore. It has a little bit of a show style with Westerlands and Dragonstone soldiers. It has a massive curve before you can wear plate armor too that’s funThere was an older mod for the pre-warband M&B I mentioned in my other post; I think it was called just a song of ice and fire or something
>>217874734is it still updated? I took one look at it saw last updated 2020 and saw awoiaf was newer and updated and with vc and went for that, I'll give acok a try, I really didnt like awoiaf despite being more modern>>217874757borcha mogs klethi but klethi is goonablefirentis can't stand, goody two shoes commie
>>217874789becoming?
gonna play some hellblade senuas sacrifice this christmas eve
as always, lets give it a go
>>217874806right lad will def be giving it a try couldnt stand awoiaf
Anyone else make money off of WMT?I literally gave you the answer (pool your money) you STEWPID ARROGANT SELFISH POVVO F*CKS ...And a happy new year
>>217874793british muslims are the worst ive heard
>>217874742>i know what it means>you know what it means>ergo it's a successfully constructed sentenceYou is an idiot.By your logic, the above sentence is successfully constructed, since we both know what it means.
>>217874832last update being 2020 sounds rightACOK is a world better and I got really into the RP elements of itI never finished my game though I was trying to conquer all of Westeros and give all of the lords back their origins fiefs but I was having a hard time recruiting enough and had this massive surplus of castles and cities and not enough of or the correct lords to give them to
diepio christmas update turned the shapes into presents
>>217874793Nobody cares about your /pol/ cartoon fuvk off kid read a book
it's rotten lads it's a rout back to the ships
>>217874922Your family hate you lool
>>217874900Sounds like the opposite of what I hated from awoiaf shame it's xmas and I have to go eat mumber's cannelloni and get drunk and such much rather be playing warband sad as that might sound
>>217874925Good fuck off Norse foreign shits
>>217874892well yeah again that's how language worksgreentext is a good way of communicating
>>217874900yeah agreed it was much better, and i liked a lot more of the grounded styles (lots of show armour was just shit and looked bad in the game)
What do your bellies measure?
>>217874947game bricked so looks like I'll have to retry that battle tehee
>>217874975says one at a time on mine
>>217874932The 'iaspora poster everyone Have sex you retarded seething ape. Stay poor
>>217874956"You is an idiot."This sentence is correctly or incorrectly constructed in your view?
>>217874975am a big fat basterd
So we all off to the Christmas midnight mass, yeah?
>>217874975This body type is the most confusingWhy aren't the limbs fat too?
>>217874998yeah that sounds fucking weirdtry and solve the case does not
New thread.>>217873191>>217873191>>217873191
>>217874975My waist is size 28 and I weigh like 59kg
>>217874922Literally reading right now
>>217874235The cutest p...
