here we are

CORR

we're here

are rubes

>>217873191
best fuck in the uk

Firmly in bed.

r rubes

>>217874610
Ripper Roo.

a very squirty rubes christmas

Watching Paddington in Peru with mumstein and sisterwitz tonight while catberg sits on my lap

rubes gf for xmas

reinstalled windows just so i could play some coom game that ran like shit in wine what am i like haha

forgot to buy bread for my fried eggs on toast tomorrow before i go to mumbergs
might have to have them on rice like some sort of chinkoid

Any Christmas telly going?

>>217875091
watched whatever paddington was on tv earlier with mumstein it was SHITE

me belly is slim and toned
little bit of a six pack and a wankers tache

>>217875091
watching thin red line on my lonesome ownsome

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>During a visit to West Berlin in 1963 which world leader made a famous speech that included the words 'ich bin ein Berliner'?
>Oh my gosh.... was it Hitler?

>>217875113
yeah

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>>217860397

Not even 6am on christmas morning and i can have a minority deliver me a sausage roll from a service station
Unreal, what a time to be alive

>>217875147
do many abos deliver on the aps or are they a different category of minority?

>>217875139
Get in

>>217873191
sexo

>>217875147
grim grim grim time

>>217875157
right well that's a gorgeous woman with a peng cock

got the Neon Genesis Evangelion on

all I want for christmas is tranny spammer to die

>>217875170
please stop this
:(

right, so that's confirmation that tranny chasers are mentally ill sickos isn't it then

>>217875157
why does this gross tranny have a spot on his dick and why is he wearing boots on the bed

>>217875157
Ugly bloke in a dress

>>217875192
what's wrong with what I said?

>>217875159
I would be surprised if a single aborginal had made an uber delivery
No its 90% indians

>>217875184
Not very Christmassy is it

>>217875184
congratulations

>>217875177
why's there a toilet there

>>217875205
we don't sign our posts here mate

>>217875210
loves her dog, her dog loves her

>>217875147
Chomping into a Four'N Twenty as we speak

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Merry Christmas you sad bastards

hate phone cases

>>217875242
may i enquire on the nut flavour? they look a bit peng

>>217875242
corr

>>217875253
silly dances in parliament

cuddling my plushies under the blankie while i play my switch 2

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Compliments I've had from escorts

>that I have beautiful eyes (from the Russian)
>that I have nice hair (from the three British ones I've seen)
>that I'm handsome (from the three British ones I've seen)
>that I dress nicely (from two of the British ones)
>that I give good oral (from two of the British ones)
>that I have nice lips (from one of the British ones)

Feels good man

I'm not convinced
>>217874570

I'm Jewish.
No Christmas for me.

garyeats is getting steaming in his christmas video
the cameramans arse will have taken a good hiding after that video

>>217875213
boomerangs don't work well for deliveries

zoey deschenel was 21 when she filmed elf

>>217875275
Mental that all you had to do to coerce these compliments out of women is hand over some money. Imagine how good your life would have been had you learnt this earlier?

>>217875275
They're literally paid to tell you that mate

been informed that rorke is on the ropes

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>>217875253

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£40 apple voucher from fatherstein

just what I wanted, better than money really. Now I can buy £40 worth of Angry Birds birdbux to power up my angry birds to get past that pesky level or perhaps put it towards a new lightning-to-AUX adapter

east vs west yorkshire nude wrestling

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>>217875303
she was on Frasier in 2002

mommy coren mitchell up next

mad and mental that

>>217875340
that won't happen and if it did i would win

>>217875318
so why do they say different things then
clearly they pick up on different things

>>217875375
they just take a general compliment and give it
it's part of the experience
not very well gonna call you an ugly cunt who's a shit shag or they're never seeing your money again

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>>217875242
Merry Christmas lad x

might watch the third man or dial m for murder or m, don't know which is which

>>217875394
well the Russian cunt clearly didn't want my money again

first beer cracked
>>217875340
o.O x

>>217875339
sell it on for £35

Love you all

>>217875424
what's the beer?

got toil tomorrow

>>217875443
staropramen
no clue if it's shit or not I just liked the dark green box colour

>>217875442
love you too mate x

>>217875451
lie on

>>217875451
sympathies lad. I've done toil on Christmas Day before, it's grim.

>>217875472
ummy xx

>>217875467
Staropramen is quite good but it's one of those ones that's far better on tap
Hope you enjoy it and merry christmas x

>>217875442
:D

>>217875252
Chilli nuts lad

>>217875474
not lying though am I

ummypops

>>217875467
it's giving deano

David Walliams is on the Christmas Would I Lie To You. Serves them right for pre-recording so early.

guys I’m drunk again I’m feeling gayyyyyyu

>>217875488
shut it cunt

Try and stop me from baiting. You can't

>>217875538
UM x

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no toil until 6th January

Gravy's good tonight

>>217875535
vocaroo pissing into the toilet xx

having a drink of rum + pepsi max myself

oh well
may as well get drunk hadn't I? I've been convinced teehee x

>>217875303
want to felch a bbc load from her arse and lick any other jungle juice from her porcelain skin so badly

>>217875530
they'll splice in Rosie Jones to ensure no one watches it

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>>217875497
Local has Staropramen on tap, and a cockle man comes around sometimes like the old days. Up Norf ofc

>>217875568
>>217875571
kiss me

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>>217875551
same lad. well it's the 5th for me but that's wfh, so may as well be the 6th

gay "people" be like
>haha record audio of you pissing bro jfl

big shout out to fenton

>>217875583
Splice in Rosie Jones to drag the runtime to new year's

>>217875596
same near me (also up norf)
>>217875599
:* Mwah

drank so much borscht for christmas eve i had pink poo

>>217875566
Ok wait 5 mins

>>217875606
foster brother dihhhhhhh

>>217875599
where

>>217875627
ummyberg

Does anyone have anything special on Christmas eve? We always have mariners pie for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI9tSvkuVQQ

UwU
x

Fuck it! At exactly 20:15 let's all dance!

>>217875674
having my arse raped
x

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Christmas dinner is served!

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>>217875535
>>217875543
>>217875566
>>217875571
>>217875599

>>217875715
*Christmas eve

i'm playing juno overwatch 2

>>217875674
christmas eve is the big dinner night here so we do both
the fridge and freezer are packed to the brim

gay niggas

the smell of fish pie genuinely makes me gag
vile stuff

>>217875721
if raheem sterling was a gay little monkey

the future of pc gaming is bleak

>>217875759
runt

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>>217875577

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tonights kino

on the red wine

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PRETTY GIRL
MILKIN' A COW
OH YEAH
PRETTY GIRL
MILKIN' A COW
OH YEAH
PRETTY GIRL
MILKIN' A COW
OH YEAH
PRETTY GIRL
MILKIN' A COW
OH YEAH

>>217875790
*the future of gaming

wasn't really worth it was it

>>217875674
usually order chinaman food in
my ethnic is on his way to pick up the feast now

Did everyone do this? >>217875691

got a big poo lined up

>>217875832
*32gb of ddr5 ram costs £549*

nah, ai killed it

>>217875850
yeah shook my little white booty

All you lot drinking this eve are going to feel like shite come tomorrow

how much deditated wam i need fur survr??

>>217875375
exactly, if they were honest, wouldn't they pick up on the same thing?

could you not slip a muzzle on your woman, mark?

toil on the morrow

>>217875885
i've drunk every day for the past week and i've felt fine for toil

>>217875790
just learned yesterday about cloud gaming and pretty much renting a good pc
sounds mad and is going to be the new future forced on us

>>217875916
IT'S TRADITIONAL

>>217875790
yeah
you will not be able to afford gaming PC unless you take out a loan

any gay boy bum batties itt?

Wake Up Dead Man is the best Knives Out film but has the weakest ensemble cast (minus Glenn Close and Josh O'Connor)

>>217875942
nvidia already has the streaming service, they will just make prices so insane you can't afford parts. 'pc gaming' will just be a choice before geforce now and xbox cloud gaming. HATE it

>>217875790
sir gabe newell

>>217875972
*raises wrist*

>>217875972
not gay but sometimes yh

>>217875790
just play old games me anyway

>>217875913
well they do
several of them have praised my looks, clothes and hair

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well rorke?

don't understand why people think they need a £10,000 supercomputer to play a game
if it can't run on a thinkpad it doesn't deserve to be played, that's what i say

hate this ai shit, it's just a faster google and it has ruined gaming.

>>217876077
her thong as black as the bbc that would give her what she needs

>>217876077
arrest

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sad innit

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>>217875790
oh no, we won't be able to afford our propaganda slop anymore

playing darts with my brother

>>217876115
yookay aesthetics

>>217875790
Looks very grim
the future of personal computing in general is not looking good
Total AI Death

wanking my brother off while the cat watches

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Ok Lewis I know you're here

just put blade runner on, Christmasy init

I did not get the vax.
I did not get the pass.
I will not provide the ID.
I will not eat the bugs.
I will not live in the pod.
I will not support Israel or Ukraine.
I will not use AI.

>>217873191
Ruby Granger sex arse in 2026

I don't think a beautiful baby girl needs – that's 11 years old – needs 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls...They don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five

>>217876182
Idiots guide to living a boring life

>>217876115
this is ai generated slopaganda
how do i know this? well, because the juxtaposition of so many elements of modern society which by themselves are Good, Actually™ could lead a disinformation-vulnerable individual to be mindhacked by xenophobic russian ideology

yonatan on a bike with my gin and crisps

>>217876182
Cringe
Based
Based
Based
Based
Cringe
Based

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Corrrrrrrrr

>NOO I WONT BE ABLE TO BING BING WAHOO AND SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON A GLORIFIED SHITPOSTING MACHINE

>>217876223
Any plans tomorrow lad?

>>217876182
based
but I withold judgement on AI - if it can be open sourced and run on consumer grade hardware it could do for [insert idea here] what sodastream did for assault rifles

>>217876267
The first Welsh settlers were black, Rorke

>>217876282
Lush x

mumberg having her usual christmas meltdown

>>217876267
loud, fat, black

>>217876282
Spaino!

where is glasgow toby

>>217876329
35 year old sister is throwing a wobler because they're an out of control infant

>>217876305
you are on 4chan mate please stop with the performative 'nerd hobbies? not for me!' shit

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https://youtu.be/xNY_ddMxhZE

>>217876374
this is just sad

you reckon we'll get any good posts soon or nah?

>>217876365
yes just like how i must like anime since it's an anime website and enjoy trannies because i post here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ZHlp6atUQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUedo9qHIHc

>>217876374
Plans for tomorrow lad?

>>217875790
Not after I'm done with my game I rekcn

>>217876329
ktim

jf
jf
jf

not good is it?

where is bent tranny poster

British People be like
>Let's eat Hakenberry Woolsworth Banbare with Boddington Hailsworth Crumple and a side of Plumridge Halberton Sconevale
and it's just some chicken with potato and veg

It's already Christmas morning in Australia

>>217876309
Thing about AI though is that if it gets too good at something, then what can humans do to earn money from that thing? AI companies are aiming for amazing magical levels of autonomous AI who can do regular work much faster than humans can...so then what happens to the human workers?

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>>217876438

>>217876456
hopefully dead

>>217876462
Love meat and 2 veg

Ate foren muck

Any lads here plotting escort shags this week?

>>217876456
my thoughts too but we're not on speaking terms so couldnt say ↄ:

getting the Harry potter 1 on and drinking my whiskey (alone)

>>217876466
it not right

going to that great big beddingtons in the sky with the angels x

haha not really but I am going to bed though night night x

eating my cornish blue a teaspoon at a time

>>217876466
Can't be right that

rorke securing his gigapc for his half thai children since the globhomo elite will make sure buying a new one will be impossible in the future

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For me it's Zwarte Piet

>>217876501
did you upset they/them again

me and mumberg on the wine again x

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hey the milk out for santa

>>217876607
Umbunny getting exterminated by a Dalelk circa 1963

>>217876448
>MOMMMY THE JFS ARE INVADING MY SAFE SPACE AGAIN

>>217876622
haven't spoken since I said we'd smash their windows and kill their cat
sigh... :s

just realised
bells end sounds like bellend
how did they get away with that

Wish I had a gf who would basically be my maid but wouldn't expect me to take her anywhere or even to go outside

>>217876635
speaking of
why has coomer been fucked for like 2 months
why is shit not being updated

merry christmas gorpheus

>>217876672
pscr

>>217876677
another dogshit zinger
thanks for contributing. be sure to file any complaints you may have with thread quality at the head office

>>217876635
Moderation and janitorial staff will not like the presence of this female's nipple in this image in the slightest

>>217876634
Cor, get her shagged

>>217876680
women refer to this as men's mommy bangmaid fantasy

I'm aware mommy is a FOYism I'm merely saying what they say feel free to FOY me

>>217876757
Don't care plus all of that sounds gay

>>217876757
FOY

>>217873191
fucking fit
looking a litter thicker there if im not wrong

Pang Pang's Gangbang in NaDang

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Happy Kwanzaa to everyone in /brit/

lads. hull got demolished on celebrity uc

>>217876747
This before or after you have Christmas dinner with your family?

>>217876800
Christmas day plans tomorrow lad?

oh my days this captcha

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>>217876835
what

it will be a ramadan again for the 20th time in the last year in just over a month

>>217876876
the proverbial ummmusk

>>217876861
yes mate. it was on bbc2. they had endoscopes up the arses of celebrities who went to hull university and keble college, oxford. the guys from keble had the healthiest colons

Right. That's me shaved and showered. Nice shirt. Christmas tie. Wool trousers. Cashmere and silk herringbone coat. Garn for a swift one followed by Midnight Mass.

See you in the morning VFs x

>>217876884
ever been curious about getting blacked yourself?

>>217876876
even the richest man in the world is an umbunny

>>217876901
sorry, but ramadan in the middle of winter is cheating. think they need to keep quiet about this one

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so utterly fucked off and fed up with christmas
not in the mood for this shite
have to do it all again a week from now anyway
want to fucking die chaps, need to die even

>>217876917
they'll show anything on telly these days
no shame

Having xmas skype with the American gf soon got any good memes to share or Christmas messages?

rorke and leftypol playing a friendly football match tomorrow and then resuming their eternal struggle on boxing day

>>217876917
loool

i didnt understand why people complained about the captcha until i started posting on a fresh device, every single fucking one is empty boxes or 5 shapes

>>217876944
that being said you having a nice family dinner tomorrow?

>>217876176
hi this is actually my dads post he didn't think it would be public can you please take this image down thanks

>>217876944
>have to do it all again a week from now anyway
you some kind of orthodox forener?

Leftypol staging a sit in protest for Mandatory Palestine during the Christmas truce footie match

jf = jirlfriend

Have to be up and away early so I've pre-selected my Christmas morning wank material to make things go more smoothly

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corrr

>>217876997
remember when leftypol used to spam her trying to make us all think she was fuckable

>>217876994
christmas truce football match never happened

>>217876997
She looks like an abo

>>217876997
omg she's so unbelievably peng!!!

>>217877015
give him some

rorke shagging leftypol up the arse

>>217877015
tarq cunt

>>217877015
Tarquin my son!

Watching Scrooged even though Bill Murray is an annoying prick and I don't like him

>>217877027
My great-granddad scored the winner m8

>>217877038
this post was funny ngl

definitely feel more bisexual than i did an hour ago

>>217875275
>eating hooker box
absolutely disgusting

>>217877015
stupid mutt

>>217876559
me too (but beer)
very cosy
top g Xmas film that btw

>>217877111
God Bless This Mess

>>217877096
your life is sad

there's a catholic church about 100 yards up the road doing mass from 10pm. should i head up there? never been to a catholic service in my life

>>217876672
kek made me laugh when they were on their phone and knew it was me who said i'd rape them

>>217877015
cute berg

>>217877146
Do it x

might sexually cum

who knew
who knew
the hard times
were the good ol days

>>217877180
will you be doing this tomorrow

>>217877111
Merry Christmas to catberg

>>217877146
yes
neither have I
the one I am going to isn't till 11:30 but I still mean to go

of course the belgian paedo is here on christmas eve

>>217877186
heatherpaedo about to samefag
with the same shit joke

>>217877146
I should really start going to church, I was baptised a protestant but the Catholic Church seems more about it

>>217877111
lovely berg

>>217877180
What did your dad buy you for Christmas?

>>217877015
bros dog has a norwood 5

>>217877147
you're fine though I'm the one in the dog house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5con-FPW3g

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>>217877111

>>217877247
well it doesn't help that you don't engage with them

might move to China

>>217877295
Wonder what Christmas is like in China
Probably fucking brilliant

sex with Sean young

>>217877305
you be like
>autistic

>>217877305
Will you be posting about this tomorrow too?

sex with Sean, young

>>217877146
Get stuck in me old mucker

>>217876983
new year
so grumpy about it i might shit my pants

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>>217877309
>

>>217877376
she's so cute >.<

alri

>>217877215
>>217877229
^^

>>217877386
kys heatherpaedo

>>217877111
imagine letting a smelly animal on your tables ewwwww

>>217877376
>>217877414
would punch

>>217877403
despite not knowing a single thing about ow I'm surprised she's a new character
the devs must care about the game if they're making junos(?)

>>217877386
14.5 seconds

>>217877418
yeah mate you're not kidding anyone

have to consciously remind myself every now and then that religion is something which many people participate in, even today
no matter how silly it may seem to anyone of even middling intelligence, it is indeed alive and well
a shame, isn't it

hairy belly is big fat and round
feels like like all that chinese is going to explode out

Got a res at Dorsia for 9:30

>>217877477

New
>>217877488
>>217877488

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Barret murdered Aerith, in the train, in Final Fantasy 2025.