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Has Santa started giving out presents yet or is he still getting ready to leave?
DENOUNCE SANTA CLAUS
chuck did absolutely nothing wrong. he was 100% right and madison avenue should be carpet bombedinshallah
How does Santa travel faster than the speed of light?
>>217881448*Shoots you again*
wassup dudes
>>217881447just finished delivering present to the iceland anon
Motherberg needs to hurry up with dinnerstein
>>217881485Iceland anon got coal since he's a chud
>>217881495Um, help her?
>>217881505I don't get it
>>217881505YOU'LL SHOOT YER EYE OUT, KID
Nut status: cracked
Kiss her once for me
>>217881477>Bitch, I’m fabulous!
>>217881432I told you I'm baking a traditional Christmas pita because I promised and the oven will be occupied with a pork leg in the morning. It's proofing right now, also I'm drunk, I wish I had some cocaine. What is your excuse Frank?
Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming
Whom here /temporarily escaping Christmas dindin to post on the chon/?
I look like this
Imagine Santa just comes into your room and braps on your face and then runs away very fast
>>217881603MeOn the couch right nowPresents have been opened, dessert is coming but I'm too full desu
>>217881421Seeing my family always sucks. They drive me absolutely nuts. All we are good at is driving each other crazy. Every year. Dysfunctional asf. Constant disputes and arguments. Stressful. I have considered moving far away to Alaska or something to just avoid ever having to see them. I did for 2yrs but on the 2nd year my mom insisted on flying across the globe to come visit me. No amount of drugs seems to make it tolerable trust me I tried. My head hurts.
>>217881592I went to the Anne Frank museum on magic truffles.
>anime goes straight from fall episodes to new years episode without doing a christmas episode in betweenwhat the FUCKgive me kurisumasu! My entire christmas plans are ruined
>>217881603I was but I came downstairs
>>217881623When my friends and I visited Amsterdam we didn't have reservations to go in her house so we thought we'd just walk there and look at the outside.Never been so disappointed to see a big black cube instead of the original structure
japs dont truly care about christmas, its entirely surface level celebration and just an excuse to shop.
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>217881664Do they know it’s Christmas time at all?
>>217881603right here. my brother in law is going on a run for more beers and i'm trying to avoid the kids. i usually have the missus as a buffer, but her mom's recovering from a surgery so it's just me in the madhouse at the moment.
>>217881664same with americans
>>217881664And that's a good thing. Being a Xtian is not a value, it'll be 100% brown after the boomers die and then Evropa will be free.
>>217881603Me, inbetween looking at shemale porn
>>217881603No Christmas din for me this year. Not tonight or tomorrow.
>>217881657Truee, I'm not sure we had to book anything but I think my friend took care of that. Then we went to eat some grilled cheese at a place right next to it. Thank god we went after some time because the first two hours of the shroom (truffle) trip was me laughing at everything. It would have been very awkward and probably would have gotten kicked out.
>>217881664did you know they eat KFC for CHRISTMAS? huh? what's that all about? also domestic abuse rates are among the highest and christmas is as good a time as any so
merry transmas /cum/!!!
>>217881613based nappy man
Joyeux Noël (C)Merry Christmas (U)Feliz Navidad (M)
>>217881746Marry Christmas bro>>217881782Heeeyy it's mexico fren, Merry Christmas bromigo
I'm eating head cheese and having cheap wine CHEERS!
What is it with bitches and insta?I'm already direct messaging you I don't see why I need insta
>>217881819>head cheese
>>217881827Social proof, vaginas are incredibly group minded so an individual man that lacks online friends can't be trusted
>>217881843Tastelet
I lost my virginity on Christmas Eve 7 years ago to the woman who will likely be my first and last sexual partner. My happiness began and ended with her presence in my life.
>>217881805>bromigoI am going to start using this word in Mexico
>>217881869How did you meet her?
Bingo bongoBoogie bear
>>217881869is she your current gf/partner?
weirdly grim thread for christmas evei'll come back later when people are more likely to be drunk and in a fun mood
Can't wait for this holiday to be over impossible to relax around family
>>217881827Do they really ask for your insta? A lot of anons have said that.
watching hallmark
>>217881885Through a friend in college>>217881892No, we broke up 4 years ago
I'm in bed, gonna do a sleep if momberg doesn't feed me soon.
>>217881918Yes lol, and as soon as you say no you don't use it they act like you're a weirdo and stop replying to messages
>>217881827DM my pussy
>>217881941OMG SAME WHY IS SHE TAKING SO LONG FOR DINNER I MIGHT ORDER DOORDASH
>>217881963Instagram is for low class/brown people. The women you're talking to on whore apps are low class.
Thinking about taking my rap career more seriously.>fuckin on yo bitch (yuh!)>and she suck my dick (ooh!)>bouncing on my shit (okay!)>busted on her lips (blam!)Honest thoughts?
ngl this goes pretty hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI
>>217881963Wtf, that's fucking weird. Here's it's more like whoa who is this mysterious guy, I have an instagram but it's for work/promo related stuff and I don't give it out but almost nobody has asked.
me rn
>>217882034looks comfy fren
>>217881990>Instagram is for low class/brown peopleThat's Whatsapp/TelegramInsta has people of all classes
what do we think about canadians
>>217882055pic
>>217882055Sub-humans
>>217882055indians
Gay escort for new years? Y or N
>>217882054Instagram users that aren't models are like twitter reply guys.
I'm the cool boss. 2cool4school. B)
>>217882094Do you want aids?
>>217882094Y
>>217882094why would you pay for that?just go cruise
>>217882095>like twitter reply guys.What is that? I don't use twitter
I get Tucker Carlson and Chris Tucker confused
this one's for you /cum/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>217881505Thank you, Satan.
>>217882103You have herpes.>>217882110The quality is shit
>>217882144no stfu
>>217882149well whatever, if you have the money then sure, why not, enjoy yourself
>>217882149Everyone has herpes
Why would you pay for a male escort? I thought fags were all hypersexual and easy to get
Thread theme https://youtu.be/RpZVPSCv79U?si=diyLJh3rVdTw9LtI
>>217882009This but it go like>bitch fuckin on me (yuh!)>and I suck her dick (ooh!)>bouncing on her shit (okay!)>busted on my lips (blam!)
>>217882171Ackshully it's more like 60% of the population
>>217882120Twitter is for like directors and artists to talk about stuff people care about. Reply guys are the people in the replies no one cares about.
>>217882094Y, escorts are safer and better than fuckboys
Watching the newest Scott the Woz upload
>>217882179I mean you are straight just because you fuck a drunk slam pig at the bar doesn't mean you should
>>217882158you're so cute when you're coy.will you be under my christmas tree this year?
>>217882210>Twitter is for like directors and artists to talk about stuffAlways thought it was for narcissists and circle jerking journalists
>>217882222What the helly my name's not Rachel
>>217882094go for it my man
>>217882250Sup Rachel
I only use Twitter for the artists
>>217882275The porn artists? Be honest
>>217882275Is that code for porn?
>You have to wait a while before doing this again
>>217882094
>>217882297>>217882301Not just the porn artists
>>217882302You got to go back!Jack!Do it againnnnn!Wheels turning round and round!
I follow mostly hentai artists on twitter. I still have a couple poolitiques accounts I follow like Peinovich and Varg.
>>217882346Bullshit!
>>217882346I used to be a twitter artist but I couldn't handle all the cancer on that site and left
shag carpet? i'd prefer to shag women but if the carpet is plush it'll do.
>>217882375>Yo dude here's a stick figure with tits, all credit goes to CrusherOfPuss420 don't steal!
There was one gay escort in my area who seemed like a nice spic, but he had "autism friendly" written on his description. What the fuck does that mean?
trans rights
India has won 41 Olympic medals in its history (current population 1.46 billion)Alumni from the University of Southern California have won 326 Olympic medals as of 2020 (current population ~46,000)
watched charlie brown christmastwas a lot shorter than I remember and momberg was doing everything she could to ruin it for me by asking questions about the characters every 5 seconds
https://youtu.be/KJ38jTQcO1k?si=LukwAUohqTCI09X7
>>217882415My dad hated Charlie Brown for some reason
Texas Roadhouse or Outback?
>>217882302*my penis when I cum on a fat ass*
>>217882406If you're a gay unironic autist he'll still blow you. I mean hey they need love too. Now that I'm saying this isn't their movie about that where a straight autist gets a prostitute pregnant?
>>217882375What are you on now? Baraag?
>>217882222He seems much more bitter now
>>217882396Shit like that, plus the entire twitter artist community is leftie kids whining about palestine and lgbtslop. And the site itself is driven by an algorithim so you cpuld spend a lot of time on a piece and post it only for the ai to hide it from everyone
>>217882464Private discords. I've grown past the spook of seeking fame especially in the age of sloppa
I tried to show my mom The Lord of the Rings once and she didn't understand anything and lost interest even before the intro scene of Fellowship finished.
>>217882438Outback isn't a steakhouse. Texas Roadhouse vs Longhorn would be a better question
>>217882438outback has had higher highs for me but much lower lows, the blooming onion was really the only thing they had going for them and now everyone has a copy-cative never had a bad meal at texas roadhouse, they are consistently pretty good and are priced better than any other major chain. they also have the best bread and their rattlesnake bites are the best appetizer in the industry
>>217882222have sex with me now you stupid foid
>>217882489My mom was a big fan of The Hobbit
>>217882438Momberg didn't let me go to Outback Steakhouse because they always gave out big steak knives and she thought I would hurt someone/myself so I can only go back as an adult
>>217882470I prefer my furry porn artists to be center right
Christmas pita is in the oven. I didn't put baking paper under it, I hope I'm not fucked.
>>217882406He does presentations on trains while sucking you off, idk
>>217882379heh
>>217882507You must do the satanic blood ritual now to save your cake I'm afraid
>>217882492>Outback isn't a steakhouse.Anon, I-
>>217882504Yeah well when you scroll through their feeds trying to find their art, you would prefer to just see art there and not them whining about or reposting some political bsLike these fags should make bitching accounts for their bitching and not shit up their art page with it
This shit is delicious.
Sex with Sheva Alomar from RE5
>>217882522>Here cums the train!>*Retard blows load all over you*
why are you gay
>>217882530I don't have anything to sacrifice.
>>217882489the movies do a pretty good job of condensing the necessary lore into the intro but even then there is like 10 minutes straight of exposition that anyone not already invested is gonna be hard pressed to get intoat least tell me you attempted the theatrical version. even a nerd would be turned off the moment they heard "concerning hobits" after galadriels monologue
>>217882406Remember to put their descriptions in the search bar to make sure you're not looking at a scam ad
>>217882531It's not a steakhouse. It's Applebees tier.
>>217882556I was born with aids >>217882406Means that she wont mind if you act like a spastic weirdo
>>217882556chicks with dicks are just too hot
>>217882567Some of us can't go to freakin ummm MORTON'S like your fancy ass
>>217882556Its my fétisch
>>217882567It was a meme question because I can't imagine there being a significant difference between TRH and Outback or any other sloppa chain (including Longhorn and Applebees)
Mortons and Ruth's Chris are doodoo
>>217882581who
>>217882556I’m not gay. You don’t know me!
Damn Italian niggas get down like that?
For me it's Montana's
>>217882608TRH and Longhorn are definitely a step above Applebee's and Outback imo.
>>217882620>He said gayly
what's the point of having a faggot containment board if they're allowed to post their shit everywhere else as well?
People need to stop posting lust provoking pictures and videos on this holy and sacrosanct date
>>217882621>that fujoshiI hate women so much
Italian white supremacists are so funny to me.
>>217882621
>>217882648That board is like 98% troon
>>217882648Why aren't you in your containment board?
>>217882648I report all fag posting as low quality/spam but it doesn't seem to do anything They've infested this general in particular for some reason
>>217882648That's what happens when you let mentally ill trannies post in "our" board. I mean would you post in cum if it was flooded by jeets?
Steakhouses are the most overrated restaurants in the world. Too expensive and cooking steak is one of the easiest things to cook. If I'm gonna shell out 130 bucks for 2 people it's gotta be something I can't just make at home easily
>>217882676well this general desperately needs a name change, it attracts fags and also there's only one Mexican poster so they don't deserve to be included.
Civ V addiction flaring up again
dadberg sounding like a french bulldog while eating christmas eve dinner
>>217882689You're right it's too expensive, but that's because taking people to a steakhouse is a flex
>>217882676Are you saying that you sage and file false janny reports?
Should I play Civilization or Hearts of Iron
>>217882612what
the ftms and mtfs on /lgbt/ are arguing
I think it's time to smoke some weed and play some video games, what are you guys doing?
>>217882717do you have a specific example
>>217882689but i doubt you have top quality cooking equipment or expertise
>>217882712>false janny reportsNothing false about itIt is low quality spam
>>217882723might do the same.
>>217882694I wish dinner was ready it’s only 8pm and this bitch taking her sweet as time
>>217882723am doing the same
My vision went white for a second
>>217882648love is love chud
>>217882689It's good to go when you're traveling, but yeah, at home you can make steak and fries just as good or better
liking chicks with dicks isn't gay
I want to be your AI slu- *refresh tab*
Thank you Smirnoff for SMIRNOFF ICE SCREWDRIVER
>>217882774It is bi and I'll never pretend that I'm straight
Smurfette. Would
>>217882792im not gay, gay porn disgusts me
*sniffs your crotch*
>>217882727nta but i have plenty>>>/gif/29999817>>>/gif/30005478>>>/gif/30005807>>>/gif/30005969
>>217882749were you pooping really hard?
Someone was smoking very tasty weed today on their balcony and it made my dick hard
>>217882799Hey umm I saw you take a picture under Smurfete's dress. Not cool dude!
>>217882825niggas will tell you your gay for popping a boner at this. shake my head
>>217882749This once happened to me after I got hit in the tip of the penis really hard. I almost passed out
>>217882825Would suck all of them
>>217882727i can't find the one i gooned to yesterday but blondelashes is pretty hot
very gay christmas
I once met up with a trannard but I couldn't get hard and left and I thought about killing myself out of disgust
>>217882899absolute dredge, shameful.
If I was an Arab sheikh I would have a male harem
>>217882851I'm more interested in what's in her shoes
>>217882939It is awful that you have that saved on your phone and yet I respect it
>>217882914uh alright man, have a merry christmas
I don't care for dinner. Can't imagine eating this good.
something must be done about the canadians in /cum/
There's a tranner I regularly see to suck her sickI should see her again as soon as I get home
Too many faggots in here recently
>>217882965*unzips pants*go on then
>>217881421Feliz Navidad a los latinos and Merry Christmas to everyone else in the /cum/sphere
something must be done about the normalfaggots in /cum/
>>217882979Thank you my leafless brother
>Zoomers aren't going to night clubs anymore...They are hiring escorts and hookers insteadThis isn't you right? The club is where it's at you know
Jim Norton is living Jason's fantasy
Would Legoshi. That is all
>>217882998sure grandpa, whatever you say
Gonna make ramen soonbeit
>>217882857>>217882878posted some from my collection>>>/gif/30006409 and below, cream of the cropmerry xmas
>>217883013Haru...
>>217883010why is jim norton hugging that bald guy
>>217883024would like to sexo all
owning the chuds by pumping to trannies on christmas
If you look relatively clean/hygenic and you go to the right bar at the right time, you can just stand at the counter and some desperate women will eventually approach you. You just need to memorize a script to entice her from the bar to your house and you're golden
>>217882998Night clubs are a waste of time if you're not a top 20% attractive person yourself
I wish I lived in an apartment in Tokyo in the 1990s.
>>217883053Okay but what if I want that girl to have a dick
.
>>217883053das gay
>>217883024shes so hot whats her name
>>217883075Most cities will have LGBT bars. I'd imagine this is especially true in Canada
>>217883024>cream of the crop But she's all caged up. Instead of a cage it should be my mouth
christmas dinner is done back to gaming
>>217883053>Hey bitch you like Corvettes and big cock?
>>217883094I've been around the one in my city and it is dead af, no one goes there
>>217883086idk but she's a terronekin afaik
I've played music in a gay club twice, the money was too good to reject the offer and desu it wasn't as bad as I though it would be.
The meat is REALLY overcooked. It's like sand.
I haven't had a proper Christmas dinner since 2011.
>>217883130you a dj?
>>217883138sand?!
>>217883141I would have cooked you something but you didn't ask
the meat this year was done to perfection, tender and juicy
>>217883111You don't need to impress her at that point. You just need to 1) demonstrate that you will not murder her and 2) arrange the literal logistics of getting to your place
>>217883146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRRmU_pOXnk
>>217883121he's brazilian, i've gooned to his twitter
>>217883156Are you eating one of the local favela mutts?
>>217883176chesterÇ Description: A type of large, tender poultry, often sold in Brazil (like Perdigão's Chester) for festive meals, similar to turkey or capon.
>>217883170based, seems like a fun job
>>217883013Bella lugosi? He's dead
>>217883173her*
having a christmas lasagna
>>217883170lol wonder if he was a bbc enjoyer
>You see all these wonderful meats?>You can have 1 bite of each every 15 minutes, and only after askingDid Brazilians invent the worst kind of steakhouse ever?
happy holidays and a trans rights to all!
Black guys turn me on the least
The interesting thing was that there were a lot of women and it's kind of nice being a straight guy in a gay club where hot women hang out. Some food for thought...>>217883207It's the best, the only downside is that your sleep schedule is fucked, but it's worth it for now. >>217883246Well there is that story about him and Mick Jagger and how they had a threesome with some lady and at some point they kicked the girl out and continued. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc
im going to watch this
>>217883207OC snacks pic?
>>217883286nah found it on the archives
Can you believe that this is produced by the same guy that produced the sex pistols?https://youtu.be/8gGHSIrPSOM?si=JucxBmlxUjsmzfe9
>parentsberg are playing last christmaslord have mercy
oh we're gonna have a fun night tonight. this is peak dysfunction hours. we're all drunk, trying to scoot and hide away. this is /cum/ with jumper cables. we're on maxmimum power!
last christmas I gave you my fart
>>217883344im not drunk yet. will be going to church soon
Last Christmas I gave you my assssssss
>there are couples trying to conceive right now
Before music this guy shot people https://youtu.be/7MviY7mn07M?si=ouxR83pkW_WEzJR8
Please use this image I made (gave her a hat) for one of our future thread OPs . It’s only useful once a year D:
she's getting fired
>>217883403Who's this cutie
my family doesn't really do much for christmas so today is just another day
>>217883361Went to church at 3pm and shan't be drinking (never do and I strongly dislike my sisters and one of their partners so I stay sober because drunk I am liable to tell them how much I dislike them)
>>217883409>>217883274
I truly hate /int/ modsA thread was made comparing the economic divergence of china and taiwanbit of shitposting but some actual discussionmoved to /pol/now people are just spamming chinese factory gore webms
>>217883424Based. Fuck chink shill threads
>>217883344I'm sober
>>217883424>basically nude nip slipping pasty coom bait >jannies sleep>thoughtful international discussion>jannies seethingWhat causes this?
>>217883424Fuck the changs
Me? In bed.Head? Sandwiched.Space heater at the foot of my bed.Reading an isekai light novel.
>>217883401Remove the puff ball on the aht and give her pointy earsBoom, a gnome pic we can use year-round
>>217883323i meansex pistols were just a capitalist fad lets be real
>>217883416it's not christmas thoughbeit
>>217883483There's nothing more punk than selling out in your 30's-40's
parentsberg are now playing christmas pop songs. im tired already
>>217883499People in the punk world say you are a sell out if you play for more than two people at a crackhead's dive bar
my favourite punk album?either pink flag by wireor my war by black fagsbut then againi dont know that much punkshould start lissenin more
Women are soft and warm
>>217883497damn you should let all these people having christmas dinners and celebrating with family know, what a bunch of idiots
I'm listening to black metal.
>>217883535they are having christmas eve dinners and celebrating christmas eve
>>217883401an anon already used your pic mate>>217796556
they gave her the zooey deschanel look
>>217883520Aren't they afraid of Santa skipping your house if they stay up too late?
>>217883529
>>217883565santa stopped visiting years ago
Now this is music!https://youtu.be/smM_bphb6pU?si=vvt3fdxKseIXxlEK
>>217883569phwoar may lissen to tjis tmoro
>>217883583Grim.
>>217883551what a bunch of retards, celebrating the day before christmas. it's not even christmas.
>>217883403>>217883422Thinking about my penis on her soft belly as we make out naked in bed
>>217883585they one of them i occsionally listen to the.blue album
>>217883583Santa got shot where I lived and stopped showing up
>>217883606https://youtu.be/mLawKw3Qgig?si=t_wJ0ImbfW1PC9X0
People usually celebrate Christmas Eve and Christmas
>>217883620How about it's Weeiner and all the songs are penis related?
>>217883650IM ABOUT TO CUMMMMMM RAHHHHHH BLACK LIQUID LEAKS FROM MY COCK!
i do not like his outfit
drinking methanol and acetone
>>217883699>Ayo Acetone
chris tuahjolly on that thang
>>217883687it's shite but it fits into the kitschy hallmark movie aesthetic
>>217883724>>217883724New
New>>217883726
haha classic /cum/
>>217883730>>217883732>same flag>two seconds apart>two posts apart omds
