glass house edition
>mind is racing thinking about how to cope with my rapid hair loss
*throws a rock*
>>218018933the raped 67
filtered
>>218018898went for 'Synthetics' as I have a lot of those stretch fabric t-shirts which I imagine are full of synthetic fibres so I don't want to destroy them. Also it doesn't take too long, it's a nice balance between Quick Wash and the Regular Wash (which takes like 4 hours for some reason
depar eht
Trip on EW
>>218018957dickhead took my line
weeing some poo out of my arse
*starts gay porniIy shadow boxing in the middle of the thread*
theraped
esoteric gay pornism
me bum shited in the holly
think im too cool for this place now
post-gaypornian dialectics
>>218019034finally had sex have you oh my lad?
And so to toil.
>>218019031did anyone do a christmas decoration version of the holly song?
should've washed myself today instead of two days ago
>>218019045Kek this is me, literally the only guy in the office, surrounded by 100 empty desks. Gonna use the time to sort out my life and get ready for 2026
>>218019055is that sum anya
was wondering what lebanese cucumbers were the other day and my initial thought was "oh are those cucumbers that steal your car?" but apparently they're just smaller cucumbers, which is even more appropriate
*plop*
>>218019070godspeed lad, I'm going to sit on my arse and do nowt all day
new years eve eve today
>>218019074This joke doesn't really work for a /brit/ish audience as Lebanese people account for only a small number of the many immigrants living here, unlike Australia where they are a conspicuous element of the modern population
>>218019088fuck me dead, almost 2026 already is it?
>>218019099you lot don't have a lot of lebs then? couldae sworn yas did
>>218019088is it though?
anyone know when the asda counters open?
Wrote 160,146 in my journal for 2025
https://archive.org/details/CompleteMachinePlansForTheStenMkIILongerVersionlove the internet me
>>218019118mm yeah think so x
>>218019127was 8 normally when i worked there
6 7
colonberg is NOT liking having 15g of articifical fibre poured in to him, making all sorts of groaning noises lads
might take a trip to cheltenham lads
>>218019147kkttiimm
these past few days been waking up at 5am and going to bed for 9pm (in a nest so this is unusual for me)feels great
>>218019156for what purpose
/brit/'s favourite warwick davis got an OBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7Uthread theme
>>218019181got some things i need to take care of...
>>218019141thanks. might be a bit busy if I go now with people off to work so I might wait until 9
>>218019193no you don’t you’re a shut in virgin with no mates
>>218019200Been there.Done that.
that's actual gay porn, I thought it was just a /brit/ meme
Right, well that's a gay lad getting rogered up the batty now isn't it.
>>218019213>samefagging his own gay porn post bizzare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glr6aYJ7D5g
so this is why they call it gay porn tuesday
screaming
>>218019210whatever you say buddy
>>218019200Me later with the fat arsed bf
>>218019250poor cunt lmao
>>218019114Only our retarded government fell for Lebanons sob story in the 80s, Lebanon thanked us by emptying their jails and sending them over here instead of legitimate refugees.
hypothetically, how would you lot feel about /brit/ being mentioned on the evening news?
>>218019250welsh phenotype
>>218019292ah that explains why the australian prison population is 99% lebs then
/brit/ is only good in the early morning no schizos, personalities or nerd freaks to ruin itjust cozy shitposting
>>218019232you? done
It is AD 2035. The civilian population of the United Kingdom lives in highly controlled 15-minute cities. The countryside is off-limits, to save the planet and because climate.Now, for a few days, civilians are allowed to visit selected evacuated villages. The Central Bureaucratic Digital Control (CBDC, also known as the Digital Pound), temporarily allows the purchase of public transport to these villages. Originally, people had been promised they would be able to return after the outbreak of 2027.
>>218019250literally over before it even began, no amount of IMPROOOVING can save him
>>218019317And there's gay porn to wank to at this time
>>218019318>androidlmao virgin freak
Ausbro post more of that peng gay porn
used to collect bottlecaps off my beers like they were coins because i'd been playing loads of fallout where they are considered currency and mumstein came over and saw my huge pile of bottlecaps and called me an alcoholic
>>218019334excuse me? i have had sex before, albeit a long time ago, eons even
>>218019169a clue gained. keep it up king
>>218019335i've been there
he's trying to get himself banned so he can sort his life out, apparently
thoughts on long-sleeve t-shirts lads?
>>218019356But she didn't call you pov
>mobile screencap to avoid accusations of inspect element'ingnice detail that, I enjoyed it>um um ackchually you can inspect element on Android if you install and run this specific packag—shut up you stupendous virgin
>>218019363
>>218019366heaps good when it's a bit chilly out but not chilly enough to wear a jumper
>>218018970for me it's a basic quick wash
>>218019366bit gay
>>218019169Sir Clue Gainer
>>218019377that wasn’t my pointvirgin freaks use androidsthink of any specky incel bastardyou just know he has some chinky android
>>218019381there's nobility in the humble quick wash to be sure, I can respect it. But I've shrunk too many wool jumpers now by accident.
The name's Gainer. Clue Gainer.
>>218019366love them, they cover up my scrawny runt forearms
>>218019376would've done if she'd seen my pile of empty goon boxes
just downloaded the proverbial Postal 2 video game
>>218019408>that wasn't my pointoh right did you think I was replying to you? My post had nothing to do with you.
Just scranned a sausage, bacon, mushroom, egg and hash brown breakfast bap from the bakery.
>Yes. Considerably.I stood up and yelled "KINO"
>>218019356did this and collected them in my fallout 3 lunch boxopened it up years later and it stank of stale beer, disgusting
>>218019377what the fuck is an inspect elementing? done speak nerd to me bruv
has Nigel Farage said already he'll revoke woke bottle caps?if not then I think this is a good issue to campaign on
i always get shown influencers without asking on snapchat seems a comfortable but utterly meaningless life rich enough that you can experience the best products and restaurantsnot rich enough that you can sit with the big boys. you maybe have a few extra hundred Ks floating around at most. perhaps a mil or two.no work to take pride in. their life is shilling various consumer products, photo shoots, “meet ups” and promos with other influencers. doesn’t even have the respect of a good actor or football player. all your life has to be photographed and filter through the black rectangle to the masses so they can buy more shitvapid life
the look for 2026
>>218019450aye it is hard to get the stink off innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N223hEHywSo
>>218019460certain type of people (women and browns) absolutely live for that shit though. That is the peak of human existence for them. They'd kill you right this second to have that life.
People who like Dubai should be turned into fish food IMOIf I were to go somewhere in the Arab world, I'd go to somewhere with history like Baghdad or Damascus
any plans for new years?
>>218019512all the historical sites in the places cited were smashed to rubble in religion of peace incidents as I recall
listening to the starship troopers theme song in my head
>>218019512why don't you baghdad ass up and let me smash
>If I were to go somewhere in the Arab world, I'd go to somewhere with history like Baghdad or Damascus
>>218019495i think those people are just naive. or stupid (women and browns we are talking about here). they think it’s just a constant life of luxury and partying and doing whatever the fuck you want when you want itthey have less money than you think and they all get told by their “managers”and (((talent agencies))) what to say, wear and be. Otherwise they get cut off and another interchangeable influencer takes their spot. perhaps a far more glamorous “job” than being a runt in an office, but it’s still work, and it’s vapid and meaningless.
>>218019512The people who go there probably don't even know where they are. Probably think they're near Benidorm or something
>>218019521just a quiet one for me, as is the case every year. Can't even get steaming on here as I am working new years day.
>>218019521try not to kill myself :)
>>218019536me? dont have any desire to drink. really need to get this money so i can be left tf alone desu
>>218019512What you on about mate lmao. Dubai is “mint”, and they do that mad chocolate over there. My mate went and he said it was “class”. That’s where all the rich and famous people are.
wait I'm not working new years day it's the 2nd I'm working wahey spot of steamingtoil on the cards with a full tube of sour cream & chive pringles down the gob, /brit/ on the screen and tunes in the ears tomorrow evening it would appear
what do you even do in dubai
Not drinking any alcohol in 2026 neither I am
>>218019534They just know it’s “in the desert”
i think it's interesting how observant jews almost always wear some kind of hat but observant christians generally remove any headwear when praying
>>218019521shave my headtoss my phone in the riverburn all my identifying paperworkstab a hindu overthrow the zog
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do a nasty fart.
reading the wiki page for roman hairstylesvery interesting
>>218019533I agree that it is empty and hollow lad. I just think that for these people, something in their brains values that perceived status above all else. It's some sort of internal value thing that some people have and others don't. You can never convince these people that these things don't matter as much as they think they do. Honestly I believe it's akin to psychopathy on a sliding scale. For me at least I very quickly get a sense for these people within seconds of meeting them. The value of treating other people with respect regardless of what the other person can provide for them is totally alien within these people's minds.
>>218019597They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome!
>>218019597is it all based around on who you like to bum?
>>218019512it seems alright for what it is, if you go there knowing that. I don't but I understand why they do gooman is good and safe, saudi arabia is making more tourist places open
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
>>218019611>picI'm imagining a funny edit of this where the facade is a Barrett Homes new build instead. But I don't know how to make that on a computer so someone else make it for me thanks
>In Ancient Rome it was desirable for men to have a full head of hair. This was a problem for Julius Caesar.oh no no no
>>218019605just childishness too. anything for status. still stuck in the teenage mindset of “popularity” and lording it over others. psychopaths normally don’t feel any remorse or guilt whatsoever. and typically need to move from place to place to find more people to prey on (as they get found out quite easily). I think it’s just low iq and insecurity.
>>218019618You gonna make that same fucking joke every time that comes up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO57GKQrSCk
>>218019642baldism is honestly worse than racism
>>218019683poor guy>Being bald was considered a deformity at the time>Caesar was allowed by the Senate to wear a laurel crown with which he was able to mask his receding hairline
rorke hating on people going on holiday to dubai from his bedroom in sunderland
>>218019660Lmfao
>>218019642my ancestor.
>>218019699wtf they make it sound like it was rare to be bald back thenevery cunt is bald these days (except me obviously)
Why do you zoomers bald so early though? I'm in my 30s and my hairline is as strong as ever
>>218019720proof? oh right, you have none. for all you know your ancestors were enslaved by them. but go on, tell us more about your little fantasy world...
>>218019631they sort of had them already
>>218019730CORRRRRRR
>>218019731every other Greek statue is a baldy
>>218019741bet it would be cozy to live in there
It's hard to imagine a girl this pretty doing stinky farts and poos.
>>218019631
>>218019730What if you're drunk and punch the wall like brits do
>>218018933>>218019000My British culture detector is being pretty quiet regarding these two posts
>>218019773Howling
need to meditate
>>218019736the reality is that it's entirely genetic and always has been. If someone is balding early it's because it was in their genes; either their dad or his dad or the grandad on the mums side, someone is a baldy bastard. You and I don't have hair in our 30s because of some decision we made about which shampoo to use or not use or how we towel dried our heads 15 years ago or which meals our parents fed to us growing up. It's just luck, the good fortune to have genes that don't encode going bald early. Our hair will still thin out as we get older, same as it does for everyone (even women). For these reasons I never shit on men for being bald or lord it over them that I'm not bald. Certainly I am grateful but it's only through good fortune.
>>218019766they're tombs so probably not desu
The main American war goal is to establish the dictatorial power of the capitalists. States that follow the German example and have German assistance in successfully basing their economic life on healthy principles appropriate for them are once again to be subject to Jewish finance capital.The Rule of MoneyMoney alone is once again to be used to create jobs. All peoples will thus again be dependent on American-Jewish capital, which has amassed world currencies and 80% of the world’s gold in its hands.Enslavement through MonocultureUSA capitalists do not only extend credit and take interest, but also determine how the money is used. The principle “division of labor in the world economy,” under which each country should specialize in what it can best and most cheaply produce.Through monoculture, countries are to have their international commerce dependent on the USA.Since, however, such monoculture is built on the basis of international capital, entire countries fall under the control of big Jewish companies: Central America is controlled by the banana trust, Mexico is the battleground of oil companies, Brazil is dominated by the Rothschild and Schröder banks, Bolivia is controlled by the tin king Patina, Chile is under the American copper king Guggenheim.The war is intended to save this tottering system of domination and make the slavery of workers eternal. That is why the plutocrats hate National Socialist Germany.
>>218019815yh?
>>218019730nice jugs luv... your jug paintings i mean
>>218019783not to be rude but i remember being ostracized when i use to attempt at posting "british culture" constantly is this thread. doesnt matter what's posted you either have idiots or sensible people griping
don't read posts with Reddit spacing. simple as.
absolute state of /epl/
whats your favorite grand designs house
>>218019773scream
>>218019815Just eat your cereal, Rorke
Oh, me?Will be getting a head start on self-improvement actually so no alcohol for me tomorrow, already three days into my diet.
>>218019835>husband Richard is a 50-something mid-level financial worker in the City who commutes 3 hours each way by train to work when he's not helping out with the project>wife Gillian is a 30-something museum art curator who has given up her job to act as full time project manager on the build>the pair would like their two free-range children Tabitha and Quinn to grow up with clean country air and to be able to play outside on the 200 hectare plot>site manager Bert hates yuppies with a passion but they just pay too good to ever quit this job>couple live in a caravan on-site for 6 months and concieve their 3rd child in there>budget: £600k>final spend: £4 million
>>218019857good lad. considering the same thing in a few of my trouble areas as well. no more excuses, right? right.
>>218019857Sir Clue Gainer
>>218019857Can you begin it all by making your first ever friend and boring him with your blogs instead
>>218019802No, go fuck YOURself you fat stupid cunt>>218019828I don't have a problem with yanks in this thread per se, I just don't think such posters should post obviously yank stuff
>>218019835Can we only do the UK ones?If so I don't mind the hippy Woodland House
mango smoothies
1st of Januarya change will come
>>218019891post proof that youre in fact british, since you feel so strongly about it.
>>218019891>>218019904im willing to bet you cant.
some of you are going to diemartyrs of course to the freedom that i shall provide
>From our family to yours
>>218019902why not today?
Been gazzumped for the Israel Prize again lads
>>218019926that would be ridiculous
>>218019521pub
>>218019926it's not called a new years eve resolution is it
>>218019902
3rd date with toilfu tonight lads. Plan is to watch the next 4 episodes of stranger things at mine once she is done work etc. Need to shower and shave, do some laundry, fold clothes and change the bed sheets. Want to hug her and give her a proper french kiss when she comes over desu
>>218019976blgo onm
>>218019976Gonna give her oral?
>>218019976can't wait to hear about it
buggering gfberg up the vagina
>>218019976Don't forget to buy lube
did this thing for you so hopefully you understand how little i give a f*ckill be patiently awaiting your reply
Spaino has applied to become the Smyths store Father Christmas in Aylesbury next year
>>218020003Wales mentioned
>>218019904>>218019914No, I'm not going to post my ID documents on an anonymous internet message boardI just think it would be nice if the OP of the British thread used an image with some connection to the UK. If you want to talk about yank stuff there's always /cum/
>>218019897i sort of only like watching the duncan mccloud episodes
mental that dick van dyke was an alcoholic then decided one day 53 years ago right thats it and is still kicking around today
>>218019976*ignores you*
>>218020003>only 99.3%oh my days
>>218020003welcome fellow vlster bvll
A toast! To another great year of /brit/!
>>218020015remove the exif data and post them. otherwise ill assume youre lying
>>218019768she is so pretty. i'd give anything to have a cute pie gf like her. i'd devoted my entire life to making her happy, but alas, it's shan't ever be
listening to flo rida and reminiscing
>>218019976flop the old chap out early doors lad break the ice
>>218020015i could easily find some connection im sure. youve failed to consider that
>>218019976get the pube jungle cut back and the arse cleaned
>>218019976have you fugged?
>>2180200444chan removes it automatically doesn't it? least that's what I heard some scouser say someone else on the 4chan.org thread
a poo was the answer
very frosty outsidesky a clear crystalline pale blue -4 or somethingvery kino. got the bedroom window open fully to let in all that crisp winter morning air
>>218020090lol no
whats new pussycat woooohhwoooohhhwooooooohwooooooooh
>>218020053APPLE BOTTOM JEANSBOOTS WITH THE FURRRRmany days in the club in my grim post-industrial northern town haha, god i'm such an unc now
>>218020102what's your proof? don't have none? didn't think so! get fucked
>>218020090>No, 4chan does not automatically remove EXIF data from images you upload. Unlike major social media platforms like Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter—which strip metadata to protect user privacy—4chan typically preserves the original file data.This means that if you upload a photo taken directly from a smartphone or digital camera, other users can download that image and view sensitive information, including:GPS Coordinates: The exact location where the photo was taken.Device Info: The make and model of your phone or camera.Camera Settings: Shutter speed, aperture, and ISO.Date and Time: Exactly when the image was captured.
New $b was trash dawg
burritos for breakfast
>>218020044Oh no, a yank thinks I'm lying. What will I do.>>218020062I'm just saying, it would be nice if the OP image had an obvious connection to the UK. E.g. a pic of a British person, or a British place, etc.
>>218020141hola senor
>>218019984If she wants it I will yeah haha>>218019992I'll let yous know after how it goes, I'm pretty much here at some point everyday>>218019997I've got condoms, I think there might be some old lube in the other room with the little vibrator I used on the ex sometimes. Should really chuck that shite out TBF. Hoping not to need lube though, get the foreplay in properly before trying to slip her the sosij
>>2180200904chan does strip EXIF data yeah, as in the images you see that are posted no longer contain the metadata they had when they were uploaded. The guy saying otherwise is talking rubbish.Whether the data is stored on their end is another matter, the answer to which is unknown.
EUPHOOOOOORIA
>>218020145>it would be nice if the OP image had an obvious connection to the UK
unrealhttps://youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTodoes the electric rorke do this in your de yookay?
gonna resolve the kashmir and jammu problem lad, will have it settled within the day
>>218020190the only reason id be interested in computers or coding
>>218020158had a feeling this was the case>Whether the data is stored on their end is another matterremember around a decade or so ago that guy posted images of his stepdad who he beat to death with a fire extinguisher? they caught him. So how would they have done that? IP address? or the exif data they probably stored?
>>218020057Erm, not sure about this>>218020070Got the pubes trimmed back already and will shower before she comes over>>218020080Not yet, it's only our 3rd date but I'll see what she is saying tonight. If the vibe isn't right I won't pursue it. Honestly I don't know when she last had a boyfriend or sex and if she ever has
>>218019997Lube is grim and if both partners are aroused it is completely unnecessary
>>218020190Fair to assume the Powers That Be have all these capabilities and more, by design. This small leak enabled by jeetcode merely gives us plebs a glimpse into the reality of the situation.
>>218020153I didn't mean for her
lets get faded nigga
>>218020231h-hayai !
very much enjoy when women have a protruded FUPA so i can see exactly where their fanny is on a cursory glance of their clothed body
Watched the silence of the lambs last night great film blows everything ive seen in the cinema in the last few years out of the water why can"t they write them like that anymore
>>218020222...children wearing spandex?
>>218020309we are brothers
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
>>218020314Me but with Cape Fear
Every sentence just gets more and more insane
>FUPAdisgusting
pielence of the scranbs
>>218020287Then who for lad?I'm not posting it to you, that would be ludicrous >>218020302Heyyy xxx
did you know they had bikinis in ancient rome?
*Does not presume to eat the the crumbs from under your table*
>>218020341we're all well aware you're not into adult women mate pipe down
short form videos like youtube shorts and tiktok are demonic
>>218020367*eats the crumbs in your foreskin*what now?
Need her to squeeze out a fresh turd into my mouth.
>>218020337can someone explain what the controversy over this guy is to a retard like me, i'm too stupid and lazy to look it up myself
smearing bellend gorgonzola on a crumpet
*frantically waves bell*PAEDO ON THE BOTNETPAEDO ON THE BOTNET
why don't they make boring historical films like master and commander (2003) and kingdom of heaven (2005) anymore?
>>218020359those are prostitutes, which is why their hair is blonde
>>218020411because they are too fucking good
>>218020359belly
>>218020381Cynically one could argue that they were designed as a cyber weapon to destroy the attention spans of new generations of children while also siphoning huge amounts of data back to China.
>>218020387It's controversial because a a lot of time and money was spent freeing a man from an Egyptian prison who was only a British citizen through very tenuous circumstances and who's social media was full of posts about how much he hates white people and more importantly for the media and political parties, Jews.
>>218020411nolan is making a homer's odyssey film but it will probably be like 80% darkies
if nolan really cared he'd make Simpsons: Hit n Run 2
>>218020321Amen
i just know i'd fumble hard if i ever got a gf
Raised lettering. Pale Nimbus. White.
they made amadeus a japanese lad haha>durrr durrr sarcastic comment about being a rorkehopefully the bot refreshes next year
>>218020445not really historical though is it? homer was writing a fantasy about several centuries in the past, that's like a modern writer writing a medieval fantasy story
poo roo
>>218020411zoomies don't care about history they want to watch capeshit
>>218020417Wow, pictures of pornoiI suspect old mate is more interested in the fact that a modern fashion ensemble considered so revolutionary that it was named after a thermonuclear weapons test has a precedent in antiquity
>>218020486ummm it happened, it's real and troyans deserved it
>>218020486he loves his donuts doesnt he
Have you seen Bella?The 16-year-old was last seen in Preston on 27 December about 11pm.
>>218020515Lol
>>218020470Very impressive.Now, let's see Tim Allen's card
>>218020442I see, cheersrorke status?
Kayla, aged 16, was last seen in Toukley on Friday, 26 December 2025.
might play a porn game
don't even consider leaving the house nothing out there for me
>>218020513they didn't deserve to be portrayed as ir*n agers when they were clearly mycenaean chads
>>218020520she's purdy
>>218020520>>218020566aside from posting these do you ever actually put effort into finding these girls?
Should I buy an expensive chair that doesn't destroy my back? What if it doesn't help at all and I'm 300 quid poorer?
preston mentioned
Are all these missing people from Britain or is this another country?
Mickalya, aged 15, was last seen in Lismore on Thursday, 25 December 2025.
>>218020608NSW Police means New South Wales police, based in Aus.
>>218020597buying a used herman miller was one of the better decisions i made, if you're a VF then you spend 10+ hours a day in it, might as well be goodplus back pain will fuck your life up
>>218019250bulbhead
why do missing australian teen girls have stupid american names?
Hayley is missing.The 13-year-old was last seen headed to Cobram on 10 December.
Mad how different the random Australian localities named after British localities are from the original
>>218020618I don't think I could ever justify a fraction of this pricewhat makes it so expensive exactly
Last seen in Poowogagog
something noncey about this bruce
trip to Paisley booked (thumbs up emoji)
>>218020650someone landed on the paradise island of Australia and thought "reminds me of Newcastle"
>>218020661it's for businesses. the price has a premium for supposed lowered risk of workplace injury factored in
I'm satisfied that I could sit in any chair of arbitrarily high cost in such a way that feels comfortable to me and fucks up my spine. Chair designers are in capable of designing a chair that forces me to sit right.
>>218020636Generally the ones that go missing are from low socio-economic families, the sort that give their kids redneck names, and they've gone missing for poor people reasons e.g. boyfriend in his twenties, druggie parents.
SpotlightGo Home Stay homeBullrushfour squareScrag/Smear the queer
how can I make more money sat at home, lads?my only passive/easy income currently is dividends from my stocks and shares ISA
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
>>218020661read: usedplenty of soy startups buy thousands of these then go bankrupt, you can get a decent quality one for £300 or so
*newcarsel
spongepants big bob
>>218020709onlyfans
be crazy NOT to spend 300 quid on a chair with savings like that
"SpainLord is a paedo" "SpainLord is mickey pearce" yeah well funny..........
went for a poo
>>218020709get your arse out on the old of lad. everyone's doing it these days. free money innit
we will sit like kingsWE WILL SIT LIKE KINGS
>>218020787>>218020787>>218020787NEW
