Beary New Year editionprev >>218078752
>>218081788Yeah basically. Autoguns stubbers etc
OH SHI-
This is the year I turn it all around
jan the 1st and i already failed my new year's resolution
Who's up still.
>>218081982joints ain't gon' roll themselves!
>>218081981Should have been more realistic. Just limit yourself to sucking one dick per day instead of cutting yourself off cold turkey
>>218082049>cutting yourself off cold turkeywhat does this mean?
>>218082066you know like a cold turkey sub sandwich. mmm i love a cold sandwich
someone hit my car yesterday night and the rear bumper paint is all scrapped off. great that's just great
>>218082066i didn't know this idiom>>218082049thanks for teaching me this
*forgot pic
>>218082122someone needs to beat that faggot to death
>Watching Times Square NYE with the gf>Very first thing they show at midnight is an interracial couple with diapers full of piss and shit kissing in a crowd of people>The very next thing they show is two men with full diapies kissing in a crowd of peopleThis is the most New York thing I've ever seen, even my girlfriend made an audible disgust sound and looked away lol
>>218081992Do you not have weed oil pens in Slovenia? >>218082170The obviously forced ad placement on the hats are really disgusting too.
the /cum/gen is the gen for intelligent people from all countries. am i right or am i right?
>>>/lit/24985809>>>/lit/24985809>>>/lit/24985809>>>/lit/24985809
I'm listening to that Ljubljana, Slovenia 1994 show right now. The band sounds pretty fuckin peak considering Kurt offed himself only 5 weeks later.
>>218082289I turned myself into a worm, Mordy! I'M GOD EMPEROR LETOOOOO!
stayed up 5 hours past my bedtime award
>come home at 2am>neighbors dog having a fit Okay, narc. I swear it's because she screams every time he comes to me for pets and now he thinks he needs to protect the property from me. Literally never happened until she started "disciplining" him.
I uh went swimming today out in the snow. I saw Jupiter. I’m that midway mahooglesby
Is it true you have a /cum/ shaped penis?
>Yellow alert Dats RACIS
Happy 4:20 AM!!!!!
Going to watch Godzilla minus one in the black and white version
its 6:30am should i crack open a beer?
Where's Jason?
idk if that anon who told me to make French toast is awake yet, but I remembered and I’m going to make it this morning for breakfast.
>>218082170
Thinking I'll make some Annie's mac n cheese.
>>218083389No you won't. You're having eggs.
You better be shoveling your driveways right now. I know I just did.
>>218083488I'm making the Annie's right now mother fucker.
A baby bird flew into my kitch today.This must be a sign that 2026 will be a good year
>>218083743Fuck you you're putting tobasco sauce on scrambled eggs you little bitch. I'll fucking come over there.
>>218083756its a bad sign for the bird tho. if it could fly it was fledged (not a baby) and if it went in your house it usually means something is wrong with it.
>>218082170LOL
>>218082170I watched the ball drop and didn't even notice these. Did you ding your little angry bell about it?
>>218083840Show up at my door and I'll meet you with a baseball bat BITCH :D
>>218083943Kiss me with your cheesy breath
>>218083389You about Anus Mac & Cheese
>>218083943Where's the pepper?
someone on /v/ is posting content that violates US Law again
>>218084494And that person would be you?
>>218084494Hopefully it's something cool like explosives-making instructions
>>218084537not this time. it's something that is legal in south asia, and very popular in south america and is NOT drugs
Remember when they tried to make Andrew Yang a thing lmfao
>>218084594That was really embarricing
>>218084594People here unironically posted yang gang
>>218084591>South AsiaHmmm… eating shit?
>>218084591Scat?
>>218084614>>218084617you're getting closer, but that doesn't violate US law
>>218084614>>218084617Great minds think alike
In high school I made money by selling crack to the homeless people behind the 7-11 down the block.
>>218084640Kinder surprise eggs? :DD
>>218084643So true
>>218084693I been selling crack since like the fifth grade
>>218084699drop the "surprise eggs" and add another word, and you got it.
>>218084693In high school I made money by selling crap to the Indian people behind the 7-11 down the block.
>>218084735Did you shit on their hands?
In high school i made money by selling my ass behind the 7-11 down the block
>>218084810Do they have 7-11 in Deutschland?
Spongebob big guy pants okay
Never /v/.
>>218084868what does that mean
>>218084860No…
>>218084912It's an MKU trigger pay him no mind
Playing music for a church. The cantor signed up last minute and she's retarded
>>218084912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDb91xKfa4E
>>218085025you have to literally be brain damaged to enjoy music like this
hello. time for church
sybau
what's it like living with strong emotions?
i wonder if fatherberg kissed a lady yesterday
i've had so many dream girlfriends and also dream sex it's crazy. anyone else?
>>218085187having uncontrollable bouts of energy, getting swayed easily by minor inconvenience
Reading a Philip K. Dick short story.
>>218085448Horrible typography what the fuck
i love wrestling
>>218085691i get back to following it every few months. then i follow it for like a month and stop
>26 was 2000 years ago
>thread makes fun of india>suddenly child porn gets spammedwhy does this happen?
Still reading. Damn this is a long story. "Short story" mein arse!
>>218085534he's using an e-reading on his phone (less than human)
>>218085825All in all, it was a pretty shitty quarter century
Now we enter the part of January before my birthday. Very awkward time of year in my mind.
>>218085825LOL
>>218085691I wish they would kick me in the balls
Reading the afterword. >>218085871It's an app called ReadEra. I really like it.
First day of dry January and I already want a drink This is gonna be tough
>>218086052Looks like it was programmed by retards That is basically unreadable
I failed my resolution
i did it i beat jwe3 campaign mode thank you for your love and support everyone
Take a bite out of the big apple
>>218086217too much ass
>>218086245lightweight
>>218086094What's wrong with it lol?
first happening of 2026
what would you do if i got into your face and said "eat shit" and then spit on you?
>>218086437I don’t like Indian food
>>218084594Chicom kilodollar
>>218086437I'd make and hold eye contact with you while you approached and laugh when you looked away and awkwardly shuffled off
>>218086437Knock you the fuck out
Is this better?
>>218086429how is that a happening?brown people can't maintain industrial infrastructure.
I like this one.
>>218086437kys you dogfucking piece of shit, you're a skinnyfat manlet schizo r-tard. jebemo ti mater oca i sestru za novu godinu retardirani smrade
It's sad how all society has become ghetto negrified. And I say this as a black guy from the suburbs
for me, it's a real e-reader (not a jeet'd or pozzed kindle)
got my chili loaded in the instant pot murribros
>>218086573This is the American general, we speak English here, Yorgi
>>218086405The words are cut too oftenThe white space is all fucked upNo margins Text is too big Just overall looks awful
This is my mother without makeup
Why are there so many foreigners here, like ew, go away
Listening to Cecilia Bartoli sing Agitata da Due VentiShe was sharp in her prime
>>218086624I just came to wish our /ex-yu/ egzile kučkojeb aka dogfucker (vid related) a happy new year and quick/painless suicide
>>218086643I have it like that because I have shite eyesight. I did find a better font though so thank you.
>>218086573volim vas i zelim vam sve najbolje
>>218086810
>>218086802He likes dogs? wtf
i have no idea why are live rent free in /ex-yu/ posters' heads. it's comical how much they hate me while i unironically like them lol
Only English you pigfuckersI don't wanna see your monkey speak in my generalFuck off to slavx general or whatever the fuck
>>218086846why i*
>>218086674that's AI faggot
You wanna talk about Baritones? Gino Becchi. He died back in 93 but Madonna Santa what a voice. Profunno come 'o mare. His voice was so deep he could give women vibrational orgasms by singing a low E minor note and just holding it for like 20 seconds
