Athelstan edition
>>218084406anglo-saxon scum
pale english girls
ah yes just had my roast lunch at 1:30pm because thats what its called you see, a lunch because my autism doesn't allow for nuance on times
>>218084260Yeah sure I have. You've got tabs on everybody haven't you. And if I were indeed from Pakistan, would that matter? No it wouldn't
I love women
What I ate for breakfast was cold so actually it was lunch
got my Patagonia full zip better sweater and Canterbury cuffed leg stadium pants on
Me? Norse-Gael ancestry, the master race
this is the thread from last yearsame old tired postshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/206238440/#206238440
>>218084442Give it a rest ahmed
>le epic edgy rape manSuch a stale gimmick yet I'm sure we will be seeing it for years to come
>roast lunch
>>218084440Lunch is the middle meal, quite simple, you must be a 70IQ paki if you can't understand this
hmmm who to trust: the top lads I was at a top uni with or random people on the internet?
>>218084434erm sex
Lads post more obscure nude webms or pictures please Preferably uk slags
New Muppet Show looks good but it pisses me off that its been almost a decade and Matt Vogel still can't do the Kermit voice
leftypol declaring that athelstan was a black nigger bastard and thats why idris elba should be the next bond
>>218084506
>>218084481If I have breakfast as the first meal of the day, but then on Sunday I have a roast in the afternoon as the second meal, why is it called a roast dinner and not a lunch, and why isn't it considered a lunch outside the spastic paki community you're from in bradford
>>218084510*Sir Idris Elba
>Lord Mountbatten, for instance, advised his great-nephew Charles III, then Prince of Wales, to "sow his wild oats and have as many affairs as he can before settling down", but, for a wife, he "should choose a suitable, attractive, and sweet-charactered girl before she has met anyone else she might fall for … It is disturbing for women to have experiences if they have to remain on a pedestal after marriage".rahunc's cooking you kno
>>218084519It is roast lunch
get the young fitties posted
>>218084519Breakfast, Dinner, Tea
>>218084553now you're just being silly
>>218084434spiritually pakistani post
Super proud of myself for watching anime in the day time instead of napping like I usually do
It's called Sunday Lunch and is eaten after returning from the 11AM Mass.
>>218084463No, I'll point out the errors of his thinking instead
>>218084560I've done you, hard
>>218084406absolute carnage at waitrose
Reform are just Tories who recognised they lost the last election and want to whip up credibility to ride back into No. 10. It’s not about improving people’s lives, it’s about getting back into power. That’s why they’re willing to stomp all over migrants to do it, when just a few years ago, they were preaching about diversity is our strength.(Yes, the previous Tories also promised to lower migration, but they still preached a humane and civic nationalist message)Wikipedia pages and parliamentary voting records are publicly available to read. Reform are ex-Tories. They simply rearranged the deckchairs and painted the ship in a different colour.
>>218084571Youre just strawberry flavoured Pakistan
>>218084595DC;VR
>>218084595DC;VRSeethe on you complete waste of cum
>>218084582why isn't Aldi open today?
>>218084595rorke knows this and doesn't care. rorke just has a fetish for being played by Farage for some reason. It's like a cuck fetish or something
>>218084596exactly, that is why I know much about which post is spiritually pakistani and which post is not.I am pakistan expert.
>>218084595>That’s why they’re willing to stomp all over migrants to do it.Yep its literally all they have to do
scranning a sunday lunch lads
>>218084606>>218084608t. Ivan and Pyotr from Saint Petersburg
british people calling it “ibifa”
>>218084609To stop fat cunts like you causing a man made famine
>>218084609Because it's new year's day
>>218084624And watch how the country is magically prosperous again. Your boss will give you a 10k pay rise and Wilko's will appear in your bustling high street again
>nononono you have to CHOOSE between hating the rich and hating immigrants!errr no i don't, i hate both. simple as
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* OPEN UPIT'S TIME FOR YOUR VACCINE *KICKS IN DOOR*
>>218084648More to life than money x
>>218084656why do you hate the richjust a jealous mong?
>>218084645other supermarkets are open
>>218084595
>>218084657one in the middle would get it
>>218084669they perpetuate mass immigration
>>218084673I don't have any control over other supermarkets opening times. ALDI was also closed on Boxing Day unlike other supermarkets
>>218084595trvke
Fucking hell my used boxers smell unbelievably peng, wish I could shag my own arse
England to me is Caribbean barbers with the sharpest trim
helper = spasticenough saidhappy new year lids and lidettes x
researching the scholarly topic of how to make pancakes. I've got buttermilk but I've only gone and forgot the maple fucking syrup
>>218084701hello mate hows the old cock and bollocks treating you lately?
>>218084714when are you going to grow up and get a clue?
Want to get into 3DS gaming. Looking at Majora's Mask 3D but everywhere is a bit expensive. Ironically CEX might be my best bet at £40.00 but it will come with a horrible CEX sticker
>>218084656
>>218084657
All the tories have to do is be slightly against immigrants and they will be the dominate politician party in the uk for decades to come I guarantee they fuck it up though
>>218084725oh well you have fuck all to do all day (as ever) so waddle back to Lidl/Aldi you dolescum
Meltdown
Just realised how shit my town is earlier. And no it's not immigrants, it's a 95% white down.Was trying to think of something we could do for new years day. There's the town centre, which is fucking dead, so that's crosses off the list. Ok, we have a retail park with nothing interesting there. We have a beach nearby but just has a run down cafe/restaurant. Only things to do is in the next town over. I live in a 30k population town. Cencus says 60% of the town is above 65 so we have no hipsters or young people creating any interesting cafes or bars or anything. It's fucking shit, I hate living here. Id even welcome some immigrants so we could have a fucking interesting shop or something
>>218084707dont we all
>>218084749Lidl and ALDI are closed today
>>218084749It's New Years Day you unbelievably miserable lump of shit
Post uk slags webms or pictures of uk slags pusses assholes and tits xx
the thing with the anti-vax trend during covid was that most of the people involved were blacks and pakis. they can't really get in to other conspiracy theories with the whites, so they over-compensated with anti-vax shit to feel like they're wanted in the country and there was some kind of unity.
>Cencus
>>218084789why is Aldi closed today?
>>218084743They've been banging on about immigration for decades but doubled it every year, what are you on about
mousenonce twitch stream
>>2180847323DS hacking is dead easy you just follow the guide then get all 3DS games ever made for free.
>>218084732if i came to shropshire could you be my first tranny experience
Deleted the porn folder for the 5th time in the past year
ah yes 3ds hacking alri literal 13 year old
>>218084743I'll tell Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch to get right on it
>>218084814You're talking to a bonafide retard, he'll never figure out hacking a 3DS. His mother doesn't even allow him to wear belts because he may hurt himself with one.
>>218084829I keep it on a hard drive under the floor boards personally
>>218084814Tried doing this years ago but couldn't do it >>218084815Probably not, I'm not that kind of girl
don't get how people afford nights out costs 100 quid once you've drank enough to get pissed and bought shite food from a muslim takeaway or mcdonalds
>>218084840if that's what 13 year olds are into mate, need to take your word for it as I'm not a nonce you see
siswet19
Space Raiders used to be 10p
>>218084867not if you minesweep drinks and eat food out of bins
>>218084875alri grandad
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767275506977649.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767275506977649.mp4
minesweeping drinks is how you get your arse bummed
what's a hot thought i can wank to instead of porn
>>218084903rorkesheed won't like this
mong covid
Shagged wife 10 minutes ago
>>218084915girls arses
>minesweepingright grandad it's not 2010 anymore get that David Guetta turned down. The youth of today don't go on nights out or drink or interact in the physical realm.
covid was just a head cold for me
>>218084930Don’t say the word mong you rude cunt
>>218084915not illegal to think about young fanny
just found out that all east asians dont work on wednesdays
It was real.All of it.
toilberg is ENFORCING office attendance tomorrowit not right
>>218084950also the youth of today: IM SO DEPRESSED WHY AM I A VIRGIN FREAK AT 27
Still disgusted by this. THE COUNTRY IS FINISHED
BLACK gf 2026
>>218084985turn up at his house and spray slurry into his garden
People say there are only two genders but surely that isn't true. There's Klinefelter syndrome (XXY sex chromosomes) and Turner syndrome (X as the only sex chromosome) for example.Some might say "those are abnormalities though". They're rare, sure. But they still exist. Someone with XXY chromosomes has a "biological sex" (if you want to call it that) which is neither typically male nor typically female.
>>218084999What are you disgusted by? Looks like poeple just doing the silly little hand-holding thing that happens every year.
>>218084964Surely that is illegal though?
>>218084999Zoomers so scared if intimacy they wont even touch strangers hands
get the bighams eaten
>>218084922rorkesheed wants the pyramids destroyed for being monuments to false gods
>>218085012I promise I am not a cuck but I don’t understand how a white woman can be content with a white man sexually
>>218085031just dont let anyone know
white boys being bummed by non whites
>>218085016'gender' is just leftymong newspeak for sexist stereotypesthere are only two sexeshope this helps
>>218085037lil zoomer getting nostalgia over going swimming LOL
dudi dudi dam dam
>>218085062You open the door to leftymong saying gender is separate from sex when you do this. Gender is a product of biological sex. That is the official rorke line
feeling fatwearing the indigo by burberrynot a scent i enjoy however it was gifted to me by my host today so perhaps it can feature as a conversation piece
>>218085062>there are only two sexesLike I said though, there are possible combinations of sex chromosomes which don't fit into the two typical categories (those being XX and XY). Maybe biological sex is somewhat of a spectrum, although of course the two most common sex chromosome combinations by far are XX and XY.
>>218085037swimming pools are all exactly the same you can still go to them
retard abnormalities still exist therefore it is normal and should be counted. Downs syndrome exists too, so that means there are non-downs and downs humans
Anyone who uses the term leftymong is a virgin That’s a literal fact
>>218085124im not allowed
>>218085110can tell you're a homo
>Princess Ellie Idol - Slap Your Balls, Sniff Poppers, And Swallow Shots Of Pee And Cum just did a wank to this
>>218085077i say THIS!
white women are gutter trash filth. hope they all get raped and murdered
>>218085113they're disorders of sexual development not new sexesa baby born without legs isn't a new type of legless human, it's a baby with a deformity
I'm getting down the local pool regularly this year
On the poppers
Why are we all so much funnier and interesting compared to the other generals?If you go onto the yank or Slavic generals they are all boring bastards They have zero shaggers as well
too fat to go swimming. i heard you're allowed to wear a t-shirt if you're an insecure fatty, but that just highlights the insecurity and makes it even worse
My tummy really hurts :(
>>218085168only like her fart and poo content
can't stop betting on utter shite football
>>218085184>willingly exposing yourself to jewish chemicals regularlypathetic
>>218085210Alri Ruben Amorim
>>218085199they're all anime freaks too. some of their threads dont even make any sense, i remember years ago the latin american threads had bart simpson smoking weed or something and that was the pinnacle of latin comedy for them
my resolution is to eat all the bighams. if bigham can think of it in 2026 i'm eating it.
>>218085199>we
Been telling mumberg for years to throw out the plastic kitchenware. NothingSuddenly she sees a tiktok about it and it becomes an urgent matter
>>218085037Don't swim in public pools. You have coastline with very few sharks.
hate people who live on council estates
>>218085249fucking smash the place up lad just go mental
family always ask me how the swimming is going, but i stopped ages ago. just cba to tell them so i just say it's alright
>>218085199They'll never admit it now but there was once a thread on /sp/ about who was the funniest nationality and to a man the JFs said us
you ever shit then look down and theres literal steam rising from the bowl
>>218085267grow up
>>218085267they're just normal folk trying to get by
*goes mental and dies*
>>218085231una vela
>>218085249give her a fucking hidingnew year, new regime
Just realized italians say sniffare and the english say sniffing>sniffare>sniffing
Mexicans wear t-shirts in the pool
>>218085273this is why it's good practice to never tell family anything. You'll be receiving goggles and swim shorts for years.
>>218085249Kek same here
getting ready for another year of clicking your little boxes in the captcha to post about having a poo, runts?
>>218084406
>>218085310part of the reason i haven't told them i stopped is because someone bought me a pair of swim goggles. I used them once
get the darkies drawn and quartered
mmmmm....trucks
mousenonce will be waking up soonhe spent all night streaming himself playing the horse game until like 6am
get the mark felton productions watched
That’s it. I’m doing away the vape. Get back on the fags, they smell bad but I don’t still around all day like a poof chuffing on Chinese chemicals
>>218085323No because OFCOM will have 4chan blocked very soon
*starts playing the trombone solemnly*
>>218085299>Just realised we stole your wordWow great post
get the gimmicks posted
>>218085351thats why the botnet suddenly appeared one day
>>218085351Two more weeks
>>218085339till like 10am actuallythen he was posting for a bit so he wont be awake any time soon
>>218085199Keep telling yourself this thread is funny or interesting, maybe it'll be true again someday lmfao
>A nurse has told how she was "beaten nearly to death" after a man went on a rampage with a crowbar in a Merseyside hospital building.>Megan Lynch, 28, said she was standing at a vending machine ordering a drink when she was hit on the head from behind at Newton Community Hospital in Newton-le-Willows. >District nurse Ms Lynch was one of six people injured at 12:00 GMT on Tuesday when the man reportedly became aggressive after his demands for an appointment were denied.>Merseyside Police confirmed earlier that a 20-year-old man, living locally but originally from Afghanistan, had been detained under the Mental Health Act. he got mennal elf. He getting the 'elp he needs now
>>218084964>>218085124swimming with adults isn't the same though
>>218085346i thought you were dying of cancer. You wouldn't lie about cancer would you boogie
momberg died in the tradies
had a bloody gut full, might as well just end it
>>218085380>lucky to be alivegot a smack from a crowbar wish women would fucking grow up
>ordered a drink from a vending machine
>>218085404there's a large crowbar-shaped hole in her head pictured in the article that I can't post here because it would fall under gore
Your finest Sprite, please, vending machine!
Just lied about having a serious illness
Ummm.....sex?
all the uninitiated uncontrollable spastics are out on new years eve, next day its wall-to-wall stories about people getting battered or killed outside pubs, usually the liverpool area
>>218085380worth it for all the benefits afghans bring us
You should talk to a real woman todayget started
>>218085380bbc sucking lips on her
*chortles*
well leftypol?
2040 is as close as 2012
>>218084950How can we help them?
>>218085460What am I supposed to say to them exactly? Nobody is allowed to approach them in any environment now
>>218085477had sex in the summer of 2012 and not had it sincecan't see it happening before 2040
>>218085366Is that really what happened?We 100% stole beef steak (bistecca) though
>>218084867went on a toil night out and the women were paying £8.50 for a single gin and lemonade. impossible to get pissed on that.
honestly think im gonna kill myself this year. Only reason i haven't is because of catberg but he's getting on and having trouble getting up onto the couch and what not. Really nothing out there in the world for me, utterly disgusted by the state of it and the way people go along with it all, sickening world, i want out.
amyl and the sniffers
>>218085380>MerseysideLiterally asking for it
mad how close mid table league 1 is
WATCH THISWATCH ME GO
>>218085525Seek Jesus
>>218085525Do a flip
>>2180855558 7 AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>218085498good stuff(scranned the whole thing)
>>218085460lets fucking go incel brosss
>>218085555stupid Barnsley throwing as usual
>>218085525send the anger outwards lad
>>218085578Looks like a good lunch that. Did you enjoy that lunch, at lunchtime?
>>218085597had it for supper as it was after 9pm
>>218085578Scrumptous
get the Ruairidh MacVeigh watched
>>218085563dont believe in that shite and not gonna willingly brainwash myself into a jew cult just to cope with reality like so many others.
great title race
Why do we bother toiling
ive been looking so long as these pictures of poo
>>218085555want barnsley in league 2, simple as
>>218085624I can see why you're a lonely and bitter person now. If thats how you respond to people suggesting help. You need to look inwards at your behaviour and reassess the way you present yourself to others and how you respond to them. Become more open to suggests and stop trying to fight every battle you come across. If you don't heed this advice then you will wind up dead
Just shaved my beard off and I feel like this
>>218085652we're trapped in the matrix so we must
>>218085663You're replying to a nonce posting from a botnet designed to share child porn he's not actually looking for advice just attention
>>218085664was waiting for this to be posted here absolutely howled the first time I saw it
>>218085659Winnie the pooh
>>218085525I sincerely hope you do, would be glad to be rid of you
>>218085687bit much desps
>>218085663when did i ask for advice mate? also im not lonely, i have plenty of friends. Bitter yes, but I think the world is in such a state that we should be bitter and collectively do something about it rather than these little ways of coping.
what does a howling laugh sound like?
>>218085650Boreham Wood and Scunthorpe are newly-promoted as well, both promoted from the National League South and North play-offs last season
>>218085664This is why clean shaved fellas are chads
>>218085562I'M JESUSI'M THE DESCENDENT OF GOD
>>218085701>I sincerely hope i poo, would be glad to be rid of pooumm, try going to the toilet?
>>218085709haaaeeeeuuuuuuuhuhuhuhaueeeuuuu
back to beans on toast for me
>>218085707If you had friends then your cat wouldnt be the only thing keeping you back from killing yourself then would it retard. You're also posting from a paedophile botnet website so i suspect you're a very lonely and foolish young man
>>218085664they turned him into the fat guy from that Monty Python film
Don Diego
>>218085664all he needed to do was get the haircut and leave the beard
>>218085748I'm not responsible for feeding my friends am i? also not using that or even know what that means
mumberg has the steak pies in the oven
>>218085742I will try this later when mum goes out
>>218085765its an animal you fucking spastic it will figure it out and pop over next door and meow for a bit to an old lady and get some food.
>>218085768mumberg is doing me some chicken thighs in the air fryer later, it's pretty much the only thing she cooks in it so maybe we should call it an 'air thigher' haha
>mumberg in a strop because I'm moving out and she won't have anyone to look after the dog when she goes out anymoreOh fuck me I should just delay my whole life for that then? Literally mental
Just do it already
>mousey going to Edinburgh soon for a Pokémon GO eventWhen did you realise Mousey had a more active social life than the majority of /Brit/?
>>218085782never been a pet owner have you? I love the little guy and I'm not gonna leave him to fend for himself, he's stuck with me through the years so I stick with him
>>218085768gonna give her a hug and thanks for making you a pie?
what is with this demented meme about being needlessly cruel and harsh to your own mum? bitter virgin freak shut in zoomers?
>>218085768>>218085791whos mum is fitter
>>218085804hate cats but good for you ladthat petless clown doesn't know the love of a sentient creature
Lads what age did you stop growing in height?
>>218085813mums need to be put in their place
>>218085525>Only reason i haven't is because of catberg but he's getting on and having trouble getting up onto the couch and what not.Just kill it then? Not difficult is it
post your lifting/cardio goals for 2026
>>218085802he's going there to play pokemon go not socialise
any reverse image search rabbit hole wank man in
>>218085842You are a very evil man
>>218085845mad how I'm a flabby weakling and statistically could still comfortably beat this fitoid in a fight
>>218085826No clue - 19 I think?
>>218085845Mentally ill Varbie
>>218085845why are you posting pics of me
>>218085826>>21808586417-18 for men. Women a bit sooner
mad how yanks get taxed even if they live abroad
build your cat a ramp to walk on
off out to get some sunlight. Anyone want anything from the shop?
getting dark already
>>218085896misleading really as that only applies if they're not paying tax in the country they're in
>>218085899I’ll build a ramp up to your ass... drive a Lionel up in there...
>>218085863No you wouldn't, because I'd step in and batter you for laying hands on a woman
https://x.com/MythoYookay/status/2006529144415465738
>>218085845just squats for me
>>218085826I stopped growing at 16
>>218085927bag of salt and vinegar walkers, a kit kat chunky and a pepsi max please lad
hangoverstein absolutely doing me in should have stayed in
>>218086020ok
little mo with the gimpy leg
>>218086020The taller girl is 6'11" but they rounded up to 7'
any gagging in their mouth man in
government needs to step in to stop me betting on this crap
>>218086020Holy sex
ffs waking up and its nearly 3pm
>>218086110big fan of umm salal me
>>218086124
I might go on Wegovy for a few months. On paper I'm a normal weight, but my belly is 36+ inches and has been for 10-15 years. I want to get down to something like 32 inches just to experience it.
>>218086124Dadberg always laughs whenever he sees Mbabu, bit racist that
>>218086020highest point in saskatchewan
>>218086122ktim
Just saw a bee seal
>no full fixture list on January 1st The woke have gone too far this time
>>218086110Thank you for supporting the Welsh footballing industry
>>218086137screaming
for me it's black man warrior fc of liberia
>>218086110I went on a betting splurge 10 years ago and lost a couple of grand in total.After that I completely lost interest in gambling and saw it for the scam it is. Now I might buy one lotto ticket a year for fun but that's it.
>>218086143>On paper I'm a normal weightme when i'm 24.99 bmi and have never exercised in my life
toil on the morrow for me chaps
>>218086020Has legs like a horse in that they bend backwards
NEW>>218086212>>218086212>>218086212
>>218085813Not seen this meme anywhere
Have no motivation to sort myself out, I'm on a course to fall and crash into a mountain at this rate
>>218086194I think my BMI is right in the middle of normal so not even upper normal Looking forward to trying Ozempic and getting a flat belly even if it is only temporary
