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Woke up late again. Will have to get serious for the cage tomorrow>>218168873kek nice one>>218168544>>218168636What I like about VTM is that vampires do not have shrunken limp dicks and actually can have sex. Impotent vamps is the worst trope>>218167583Would become a ghoul too :)
>>218168970>Impotent vamps is the worst tropeIs it common? I'm not well versed in vampires lore.
>>218168970erm, akshuallylow gen vampires do have limp dicks, only high humanity higher gen vampires can have sex, and even then the vampiric kiss is generally more pleasurable to them
>>218168896Well we just fit different clans.Andalussy and Magyar are BrujahBrune, Portuchad and me are ToreadorVenetanon, Catnigga, Nwahposter, Maltanon are Tremere/NosferatuArgentinette and the neurodivergent crew are Malk>>218169023It's quite common since Anne Rice novels I think, who really started the homoerotic, pale and beautiful but disinterested in sex vampire.So in Interview with the Vampire, they are impotent and that influenced many other vampire media.There's this CYOA I read called Choice of the Vampire where you play a dude turned into a vampire in the Antebellum South. You can have slaves, join the KKK and kill as much humans as you want but trying to fuck girls is impossible cause you got a limp dick.Nosferatu on the other hand is a mega cock rapist so I hope that balances out the image vamps have in media.>>218169073Thanks for the lore input, I suppose WoD was quite inspired by Anne Rice stuff.
>>218168970They have to rouse the blood, or whatever it is called, which makes them appear like they're human (breathing, body warmth, etc), in order to make them do some human functions.
>>218169337Merci pour le cours-bas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3QyuBoIinY
>>218169337Where is Lasombra?
>>218169437Portuchad could well be the only Lasombra we have on /med/You would be Tremere I think, like most medoidsBreizhoid is Kuei-JinThankfully we don't have Tzimisce.
>>218169437Forgot the soundtrack:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gwO8-oqwFw>>218169512>Thankfully we don't have Tzimisce.And Ventrue... :relieved:
>>218169431This was my first Treehouse I think, good times... :)
Or... do we?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlI2LObY2kE
>>218168896>are Malkavians the /med/ clan?No, too many normies here for that. But for those of us who are physically and/or mentally insane, the shoe does fit.
>>218169512A tranny would be a Tzimisce.
Kinda considering dropping Gothic II just to do a modded Mass Effect playthrough instead. I think I preferred Gothic I>>218169945kek yeah nice one
>>218168120I will goon and there's nothing you can do
>>21816887310/10>>218169512im a nosferatu
>>218170132>10/10
>>218168873impressive, very nice>>218170071>there's nothing you can dowe'll see about that
>>218169337I don't have the tech or espionage expertise to be a nosferatu, and I don't see why I'd be a tremere, aside from the virginity wizardry.
>>218170271>tech or espionage expertisethey developped that after being hobos in the sewers for too longyoull get in taht in time>>218170234is this real ?
>>218170362And, I suppose, being already ugly is a plus, right?
>>218170398https://youtu.be/A3VGCBwH6bY
The first time I played vampire the masquerade bloodlines I was clueless about the clans so I answered a few questions.The game recommended me to play as a Gangrel and I agreed, I promise I'm not a furry.Although I would not mind playing as a werewolf, they seemed much stronger and bigger than vampires.My next playthrough I picked a Malkavian and having the meta knowledge of the game made it even better because their dialogues were quite prophetic, and I could talk to the television.My final playthough was as Tremere.You get your own nice apartment and your spells are very strong against humans.Made the asylum level very easy.It's difficult to pick the best clan but I'd say it's Nosferatu because they're funny.
>>218170431pool is closedt. larry
>>218169337Nosferatu and Tremere are too powerhungry and connected to politics for my tasteI wouldn't have the subtlety for the nosferatu information war and being an eternal pawn to Mage the Ascension rejects does not sound like a good time I'd fit much better with the Cappadocian/Harbinger of Skulls/Harbinger of Ashur (it's the same thing, white wolf just can't settle on a name for them to save their lives), just let me study souls and tomes in peace and become the vampire equivalent to a shit nobody cares about enthusiast
>>218170431Heh.>>218170484Aahhh look at this furry. I've only played through it once, as a tremere, funnily enough.>>218170494>it's the same thing, white wolf just can't settle on a name for them to save their livesHecata?
>>218170566they're a part of it now, but the Hecata are a union of all necromancer bloodlines: the Giovanni, a bunch of other minor European necromancer bloodlines, a group of aztec vampire necromancers, those weird voodoo vampires, the Nagaraja flesh eaters(like Pisha) and whatever remnants of the Cappadocians are still aroundit's more of an umbrella organisation monopolising necromancy, they're not all blood related
>>218170362>is this real ?100%
>>218170727So, you were referring to a particular bloodline then, yeah?
>>218168873Good morning /med/, I gotta go to church but I lost too much time gooning to prepare correctly for it. I should've been walking there 20 mins ago, but I'll just take a taxi.>>218169337What are Malkavian vampires like?
I am Lasombra because I love darkness, I am religious and electrical devices malfunction in my presence :D>>218170484Mmmm, she's nice <3
>>218170980>Malkavianschizophrenics with prophetic visions or random madness
>>218170980>I gotta go to church but I lost too much time gooning to prepare correctly for it. I should've been walking there 20 mins ago, but I'll just take a taxi.
>>218170980How can you goon before church, that's sinful.Malkavians are crazy vampires who are not actually crazy, they just perceive time in a non linear way.They also schizopost on 4chan but that's more of a Tzimisce thing I think.
>>218171015>>218170980didnt register thatwtf lmao
>>218171029Tzimisce are more into sculpture and knitting.
Already streaming kinos and music from my server to our phones and made a cloud instance for parentbergs.Next stop is streaming retro bidogaymes.I can already sense the amount of slacking I can have at the cagie with this vgh.
>>218170801Cappadocian are one of the original vampire clans, detached scholars of necromancy, in the middle ages they got lured into a trap and many of them were diablerized by the Giovanni family who usurped themsome remnants survived as the Harbingers of Skulls and in the more recent lore they joined the Hecata as one of their new founding members and rebranded as the Harbingers of Ashur
>>218171033I'm a sinner, and I just like going cause the people are nice. If God wants to punish me for loving and feeling the need to connect with AT LEAST one fucking human I'll fucking do it.>>218171029Understandable, yesterday's thread was fun. It was nice finally getting to talk with people who vibe like me. It's hard to have conversations with anyone nowadays.
>>218171115I remember the Cappadocians from playing Redemption (never finished it), and for a second I forgot that you were initially referring to them.
>>218171096You could very well host a vidya server for your frens and family, right? What are you going to host soon?
>>218171276For now, a media streaming server and for storing their files.Them, who knows, it depends on the needs.
Toreador titties.
nooo big titty vampire lady dont break my bones and drink my blood nooooo i dont want that
>>218171404tell me more.
Good day medsGoona make some chicken (in the oven)
>>218171792what's the marinade?
>>218171792>in the ovenmore like dry chiggen
>>218171874Homemade buttermilk (whole milk with a splash of lemon and some yogurt), salt, black pep, onion/garlic powder, cayene, paprika, oregano, dry chicken cubes (because they have MSG)gonna coat em with panko (last day of me being fat I promise) >>218171892it's impossible to be dry, they've been marinating since 6 in the morning.
>>218171972sounds really good
>>218171719Sanguine witchBloody bitchTitties so fineTake them out And you'll be mine
>>218171096Nice, the joys of home computing are a treasure to behold.>>218171131What makes you think that we are having a conversation, what if every single poster is me, even you.>>218171672Vampires are attractive only on the outside.Inside they are ugly and their souls are damned.
I arranged a date tomorrowI'm scared to go though I regret itWhat do
>>218172085
Good afternoon, sisters.Quick magyarcel update.Dadberg ended up not going to the cinema (we unironically thought he'd chicken out and go in the end) so instead of him going, I went to watch Avatar. It was nice ngl. Though I could not understand why things were happening, as I did not see the second movie. Finished the first act of BG3. Game is kino so far.
>>218171096That's sounds nice amigo, wish I could do things like that.>>218172058thanks bro>>218172085this>>218172111Don't chicken out pls, you're gonna have a great time!
>>218172114did you go through the underdark or the mountains?
>>218172204This image is setting up unrealistic expectations.
me in 5 min
>>218171972approved>>218172067yes that is why i obviously dont want that
>>218172204
my usual chiggen marinades are :yoghurt or milk whatever is at hand , some mustard , some hrissa , ginger powder, black pepper red pepper(if theres the hot one available even better) , garlic , lemon and black olives if available it may look like bullshit to you but its tasty if you get the right dosages
>>218172204Underdark. Had to opt for using speed potions at the battle with Grym. Fight was pretty much undoable without giving at least 3 characters potions as nibba one shots everyone and has like 500 hp.Also currently have a fling with Lae'zel and Astarion, though I will leave both as I don't think I want to romance either of them. Lae'zel seems annoying ngl, and the same goes for 'starion. Thought I would not end up liking Karlach and Shart, but currently those two are my favs. >inb4 Karlach is reddit tier choiceI like her, simple fookin' as that mate.
>>218172364FUUUUUUUUCKI FORGOT MUSTAAAAAAAAARD this sound pretty good btw, might try it next time
Chicken is not looking very good, still pale, never doing panko in the oven again, at least I tried. Hate me oven, it's too weak. Oh well...
>>218172375Karlach and Shart are by far the best girls>Karlach is reddit tierwhy?I romanced Shart, but Karlach is extremely based, way better than the annoying frog and the vampire parasite
>>218171029Tzsimsce post on 4chan too, but they're the guys who post pictures of their poop and build girlfriends out of dryer lint and old buttons.>>218170980>young person going to church in 2026To be fair, I would probably go to church too if it was filled with Latinas, but ours are exclusively full of joyless old people.
>>218172729>>218172375Karlach is indeed reddit tier. She belongs as an npc in DOSII. Catnigga can back me up on this one>>218172800>who post pictures of their poop and build girlfriends out of dryer lint and old buttons.kekBtw I just dropped Gothic II. You were right...
Yooooo this epic demon muscle mommy is actually quite wholesome!!
>>218172729>why?/med/ told me so also see >>218172935But idc, I like her ball of sunshine attitude.
>>218172935I don't get the "mommy" thing at all, I don't want to think about moms or my mom or any mom.
>>218172800I can see why you'd think that but other religions aren't dead in the water like mainstream protestantism thougha society with freedom of religion outlived meme national denominations like anglicanism which were only created to support the legitimacy of a monarch by having clergy loyal to them directly instead of a Pope in Romein the 21st century people who believe in God will either go Catholic or Evangelical and people who don't just won't show up to church, meanwhile the only people going to protestant churches are old people still going mostly out of habit and those weird perverted lesbian anglican "bishops" your king insists on keeping around
>>218172872You did good, gothic was a great game for its time but by today's standards it is outdated when compared to modern games.>>218172935Yes.
>>218172935I likeBig girlsPretty kitty girlsReally witty girlsSinging ditty girlsI like the leggy girlsWith the nice thighsI like a good chestNo matter what sizeI like the belly foldsI like the six packsReally tall queensAnd the short stacksFrom the mild girlsTo the wild girlsYou got style, girlsMake ’em riled, girls
>>218173019I'm mainly joking btw, she's a rare exemple of a fundamentally good optimistic person in that game. Not really into romancing her though>>218173078It's a shame because I really like other outdated games, I have hundreds of hours in Thief and Morrowind and consistently play them but Gothic II seemed like a chore at some point. Might be because of the DLC nerfs. I really enjoyed the vibes though and like the first one
>>218172872>Btw I just dropped Gothic II. You were right...What was the breaking point for you? For me, it was that I just couldn't get used to the derpy controls.>>218173060Evangelicalism is mainstream protestantism though.
>>218173019she's great, tragic backstory but keeps her heart of gold is a fun dynamicalso helps that she deletes enemies in meleeenjoy your tiefling waifu and feel free to ignore the triggered buzzword spewing frenchoid, seems he decides what he can and can't like based on reddit's opinion for me it's still shart
>>218173239Gothic 2 advantage over Morrowind was the more fluid gameplay.But now that we have the likes of Elden Ring, returning to play something like Gothic 2 is not for everyone.Even I adored Gothic 2 but would never replay it.But Morrowind excels in its systems which did not age, in fact they are better than Skyrim's systems.The alchemy alone is miles ahead.To me this happened with Diablo 2, I did not play it back then and only touched the remake.While the first two acts are good even by today's standards, the game aged badly and no amount of graphics can save it's deprecated gameplay mechanics.But I understand why it was so good for the time of its release.
>>218173280but that's not even remotely trueprotestantism comes from the 16th century and originates from the reformation movement evangelicals come from the 19th century spiritualist movements
>>218173420All forms of religion are bad.
>>218173280I guess the multiple quests breaking and the monster kill grind to level up.>>218173335>triggered buzzword spewing frenchoid, seems he decides what he can and can't like based on reddit's opinion I had the pic on my phone, I just had to do a bit of baiting. :^)Karlach is fine but I also prefer Shart and Frogfu.>>218173340Indeed, the emergent gameplay, the world design and atmosphere are exquisite but it did age badly, not graphically but gameplay wise.Morrowind has a timeless quality that brings me back in, always.I really should try Elden Ring.
>wanted to use oven>can't because car is still charging up
>>218170484I got Toreador first time
>>218173724LOL
>>218173730They are charismatic but won't eat rats, what's the point.
>>218173420Evangelicalism evolved directly out of Protestantism, and it happened way before the spiritualist movement in the 19th century. I have no idea what you think evangelicals are, but they consider themselves to be protestants.>>218173632>I guess the multiple quests breaking and the monster kill grind to level up.I did not even get far enough to experience the grinding or significant quest breaking. Maybe I'll give the Gothic 1 remake a try when it comes out though, and try to force myself to adapt to the controls so I can finally fill in this missing gap of knowledge in my RPG exerience.
>>218173760I would not call gothic a crpg.For me it's an action/adventure game with rpg elements.I was invested in the story and the variety that gave the game replayability.
This was the worst chicken I've ever made and probably eaten in a while...not even gonna post a pic holy shit.
>>218173791I would not call it a CRPG either, but neither would I denigrate it by calling it an action/adventure game.Did you ever play Chronicles of Myrtana? Apparently it's to Gothic what Enderal is to Skyrim, although since I didn't enjoy Gothic, I never bothered to play it.
>>218173945Can't be worse than Bruneslop
Romancing and prancing.
>>218173949Thought about it but I'm not returning to the same game I've spent hundreds of hours on.Unless it's multiplayer of course.But gothics graphics and gameplay aged and there is nothing wrong with that, I just don't see the point of returning to it.I played and enjoyed it when it was relevant but gaming has progressed since then.
>>218173968I highly doubt it, it was like boiled inside, barely any flavor, the coating stuck to the sheet pan because it was too wet. Wouldn't serve this to an enemy lol.
>>218173949I will give Myrtana a go one of these days. If it's that better to the Gothic, I'll keep you updated.Right now, I'm planning on modding Mass Effect to the extreme and do the ultimate renegade playthrough.
>>218174001But returning to the same game after a lengthy absence can sometimes make for a better second experience. It's like when you're forced to read a book in high school, and then you come back to it 20 years later with a renewed appreciation for it (this happened with Heart of Darkness, but not Middlemarch, which is still just as bad as it was the first time).Also, it's not the same game. Technically.>>218174058What mods are you putting on Mass Effect?
>>218174122I tried reading heart of darkness twice but could not keep going, it is very uninteresting for me.
>>218173032I understand you perfectly
>>218173945Coward.What happened to the brave BVLLgarians?
>>218174122I'm putting all of this. Quite a lot are content mods actually, I'm curious to see if it makes a big difference.https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1127The modding tools for ME seem quite robust and user friendly, it can be done in 3 hours tops apparently. I'll give it a try this week or next weekend.
>>218173760sorry catnegroid, I'm trusting skynet over you on this one
>>218172935wow buckbroke me into liking tall horned women with hooves >>218173103based af
i dont like karlach thotoo manly for meor maybe i just dont like the artstyle of that game
>>218173439
>>218173996titsboobs even
>>218174164Perhaps your heart was already too dark, and it had no effect on you.>>218174238That is significantly more mods than I expected. I've actually never played ME with a single mod installed - it never even occurred to me to slap any on. Let me know if you manage to start up the game without it immediately crashing to desktop.>>218174244You can trust us both considering that Skynet is confirming what I just told you.
>>218174199Ok fair enough, here it is :D It's the worst thing I've ever made and I'm a pretty good cook. I didn't think this through at all, should have fried it but I didn't want to make a mess or eat fried food.Only ate one piece, it's almost inedible, gonna make soup tomorrow.
>>218174458coudlve been fine if you just did it on a pan instead of oven
Gonna have a piece of Vasilopita instead, the last day of me eating bread. >>218174488Yeah but it was bland on the inside, I put too much buttermilk and not enough spices and salt, couldn't even taste the salt. At least it's a good opportunity to use all the bones and bits I have saved for soup in my freezer. Didn't want to waste my lard on it, and I don't have sneed oils anymore in the house.
>>218174449Żejżiet.
>>218174422What can I say, I'm a rationalist.>>218174450I had to dive in the abyss to gain more power, but after emerging from it something followed me.
>>218174569>Yeah but it was bland on the inside,you mean dry ? yeah cooking in the oven does thatthats why frying is superior>>218174570ziza fi fommiziza okhra fi yddi
>>218174714I understood this one perfectly hahah
>>218174746you only need to understand the essential everything else is frivolous
>>218174714It wasn't dry at all, it was moist but it had zero taste. It was like boiled (yuck)The buttermilk did its job of tenderizing and keeping the moisture but diluted everything else hence the no taste.
>>218174803a dosage problem thenenjoy your soup
>>218171972>Marinade descS e x oMy mom's gonna make some pasta with tomato sauce it seems, I can't wait to eat. I'm hungry as fuck, since I didn't really eat anything too nutritious aside of two bizcochos for breakfast...>>218172067>What makes you think that we are having a conversation, what if every single poster is me, even you.Well, since I'm talking with you, can you give me ideas for drawings or music recommendations? I'm having an art block boi>>218172085LET'S FUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHow did this happen? Who's the qt? Details?
>Most of gf's friends don't want to have children despite having stable decent jobs and long-term relationships with the idea of getting married because they prefer to spend money on travelling or they just don't like children.>Meanwhile, immigrants, subhuman trash or both combined breed like rabbits.This is the drill, my friends.
>>218175046Too soon, check the catalog>>218175034danke, panko in the oven sucks
>>218172800>To be fair, I would probably go to church too if it was filled with Latinas, but ours are exclusively full of joyless old people.See, that's the neat part! Everyone is so kind and sweet and the missionaries are almost all qts by default, and there's a SESSO brazilian girl with huge badonkers and a nice body. And the neat part is I like christian values like compassion and empathy and generosity, and working for the greater good. I don't think atheist people are bad at all though, don't get me wrong. I just like how wholesome real christians are.Besides, we eatin' good at church! It's just an amazing place to be.>>218173724I hate the antichrist.
>>218175205>compassion and empathy and generosityEveryone can be like this, regardless of their religion.
>>218174450Skynet clearly said 18th century, so I was right and you're wrongbut don't feel bad, I have a habit of being correct approximate 100% of the time
Must be a deepfake, such magic isn't possible!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gfpdHe2l_CQ
>>218174458How... How do you even make chicken look like that?Also never thought of it but breaded whole chiggen in the oven does sound like a bad idea. We do milanesas/schnitzels cause they're flat, but... Anything breaded and not flat in the oven would just have the coating falling off, right?>>218175059I don't know, my partner convinced me that having children couldn't be that bad and that he legit won't leave me because he wants to marry me, I don't know how he did it but he lowkey revived my will to have a loving, stable family.Blame it on the boogie, but latinas are the future old man.>>218175238I know, but it's pretty much key in christian (idk if protestants) religions and their derivates to be good, honest, straightforward and generous.And being monogamic. And having a sense of community and charity. That last part is something I value a lot.
>>218175059you can see that in nature aswell weaker , shorter lived creatures are always gonna breed tenfold compared to the top of the pyramid , as the more children they have the higher chances theyll survive or thrive and it wont matter to have many coz they dont have much or any ressources to give at allwhereas "higher" lifeforms are always gonna funnel all their lives and ressources to their children for humans its the same between poorfags and richfagspoorfags dont care about having their low living standards falling after getting children , because they are already low while richfags do
>>218175375>How... How do you even make chicken look like that?It was too wet and I didn't bake it on a high enough temp, total disaster, should have fried them like I usually do with breading. The wet stuff stuck to the paper, it's so bad it's funny.>Also never thought of it but breaded whole chiggen in the oven does sound like a bad ideaIt is a very bad idea, it's the first and last time I'm doing it.
Slept for like 2 hours lads. Was comfy af.Drawback is that I feel lazy af now.
>>218175205You're in the honeymoon phase of religious conversion. Once they've finished feeding you and getting the Brazilian girl with giant chebs to sleep with you (multiple times), you'll find out that it's not all sunshine and rainbows in the church.Your thoughts on volunteering four or five nights a week to organise events for the church?>>218175262No offence, but this is clearly a topic you don't know anything about, and I can't be bothered to argue with you to accept basic things that aren't even in debate by other people.
>>218175342ayoooo
>>218174458wew>>218175059many such casesthat's why we need eco-fascist chuds to bomb airlines
>>218174793Perhaps.
what's up with all the politics here lately
>>218176147I told you its bad
>>218176228>lately
>>218176387nah the chuds have been posting more bait lately
i feel the intense need to fondle some tittiesmore than usualfuck this siteits enraging me
>>218176604now that's better
>>218175059so what you're saying is if I want to repeatedly kmpregnate a woman I have to marry poor immigrant?so grim
>>218176604Dont succumb to the porn bait, porn is bad...mkay
>>218176514The chuds have always been there.
POV: you're Kwabian and are about to have the talk on the benefits of impregnation (you don't svffer)
>>218176228It's more of a reaction to attempts of religious conversion.
Just watched the anime original ending of Kaguya-sama.Made me feel bad about missing teenage love.Or love, in general.
>>218176973Who is this lady? I keep seeing her posted on /int/.
>>218176980honestly that's fair, organized religion needs to die
>>218177030That is the reincarnation of Inanna.
>>218177030Some Iraqi(?) that went viral on X with that photo.
>>218177017Missed burgundy inheritance with Pooland because I accepted RM instead of proposingso over
>>218177125>>218177176She looks very mysterious and middle yeastern in a good way.
>>218177017>missing teenage love.you didnt miss shit dw
i just ran/walked 12km in total>>218175059the entire 3rd world should be sterilized
REEEEE
>>218177987it's -15 here fuck you
>>218177987today was very hot
>Shadow-Cursed Lands
>>218178037I don't live in the mountains
>>218177599Damn anon, I usually think to myself 6 to 10k steps is good enough, but seeing the km count I'm barely doing fuck-allAt least there's the mountain slope nearby so a good chunk of that is clambering up
>>218177987this is perfect, don't you like snow anon?>>2181780916-10k steps IS good enoughi've been woolking for 13 years now, doing long distance (especially just walking) is something i built up over timepoint is you've been doing that daily, which is much better overall than my run, since i haven't ran in months keki have gone for walks at least
>>218178176It's not about the snow it's about the -6 right in the morning
>>218178056Made it into Act 2, have we?Might I be so bold as to enquire about the status of the Druid Grove? Does there happen to be a certain cute drow grandma in your party?
>>218178243If you are referring to Minthara, I am yet to meet her again.In act 1 on my first fight with her, I knocked her unconscious instead of killing her. However, I did reload a save from before the fight and lost like 2 hours of progress, as despite not killing her, I did not speak with her cuz she was hostile as I already fought others in the lair. After reloading said save, I spoke with her first, then knocked her unconsious. Went for a long rest too to make sure her corpse is not there after I get back.So far in act 2, we only met Gale's friend, had the first fight, touched a raven's corpse and my character almost died, and went to the inn. Still did not talk with the gilf in the inn doe, just traded with Dammon. Kept the three devilfoil masks from the forge as I felt like they could be used later, ngl I expected a bit more than what I got, and also got some kino things from Dammon using materials from the forge.Also really have to pay attention to not selling Shadowheart's idol when I dump tons of things when bartering fr fr.
>>218178483You have been as busy as a bumblebee. Shadow-Cursed Lands spooked me the first time I went there, but hopefully you are braver than me when exploring the local town.
>Yooooo this epic demon muscle mommy is actually quite wholesome!!
Clan?
7 PM already >>218178575Disgusting
>>218178056>arrive in act 2 as a Paladin>also bring Shadowheart in my main party>every encounter is trivial with all the combined radiant damage were shitting out (95% of enemies are vulnerable as holy light burns away undeadcucks and darknessfags)
>>218178575I can beat her up
>>218178594>mfw 99% advantage when shart throws a piece of sun at foes>>218178589>7 PM alreadyMood.Feeling lazy af after not working for almost 2 weeks. I don't want to wage tomorrow.>>218178571kek>>218178582Cock-sucking lips
I did not experience this when I was a teen therefore my life is over and I will never be a happy man.O algo
>>218178582Looks like the child of Toreador and Lasombrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O565VNcMCg8
>>218178759What's stopping you from living in Paris to fulfill your dream ?
>>218178759Wrong, it's never too late, you are still young. Never give up hope.
>still young
>>218178667there's a quest where you have to defend a position for three turns as you get swarmed by enemiesniggas online saying it was impossible meanwhile in my game she basically won it single-handedly with spirit guardiansluv my wife shart
>>218178863>Norwood 5Do chads like these really exist ?
>>218178863>tfw holding at norwood 2I just need to make it to maybe around 50 and then the Norwood Reaper can harvest my thick locks when I'm old and no longer care about my appearance.
>>218178978I'm between 1 and 2
>>218178993Don't get complacement - that's when he strikes.
Mumberg visiting meShower her the mess that tinder is>>218178993Norwood 1 is weird as it depends of hairline I guess
>>218179026Do you mean I'll suddenly get rapid balding out of nowhere someday ?>>218179033I don't get it do you show her Tinder girl profiles and she comments ?
One of my cousins somehow added their Netflix to my parents' tv, and this shit either has normal greek subs or english subs for the hearing impaired with that annoying gimmick where they constantly move around the screen depending on who's talking. But NONE of the flicks have normal english subs, which is the only ones I need.Cousin says it's been like that for years.I donnnut understand
>>218168873French women are pure SEXO
I'm watching the X files and just realized Scully is kind of hot.
>>218179171Paying for streaming services is retarded. You pay a fortune for 100 different services just to get served the lowest quality slop and get spit on the face. When I was a paying slave, most of the time I would have to download the show/movie I wanted to watch because the greedy j*ws cap the bitrate on browsers so that you use their closed source spyware slop. Fucking revolting.
>>218179139Yeah I show her and she tells me yes or noShe complains about the quality of these girls kek
>>218179455his parents probably don't know how to pirate stuff
>>218179485Based momberg, does she know these girls have absurdly high demands ?
>>218178863I have the same amount of hair I had when I was a teen doe.Sometimes I do feel like I scare and think I'm starting to get norwood'd when I look in the mirror when combing my hair then I remember it's actually a widow's peak which I had even when I was like 5 years old then I just laugh.Mid ass post but I'm not deleting it now.>>218178803I'd rather stay in my shithole than live in Paris.Would not be against living in rural France doe, especially the southern half of France.>>218178868Sunbeam is op af too btw.>>218178829>Never give up hope.I gave up when I was 15.
>>218179558I don't think rural France has enough black queens yet
>>218179558>I gave up when I was 15.to soon
>>218179498He should free his parents of the jewish media corporation yoke and set up a jellyfin server for them o algo.
ACT 1 UNFILTERED PURE KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZFxAqZKuU
>>218179661a what?
>>218179522I explained her
>>218178243Also sorry catnigga, forgot to reply to your 2nd question.>Druid GroveSaved. Also no tieflings were executed, but sent them flying. They don't belong there.
>>218179455I cancelled my netflix a year ago, kept because it's easy just to put something when I have company. I don't even have cable or any other streaming service.
>>218179682A Jellyfin Media Server. A self-hosted media server to stream your own media collection.>>218179773Good. It makes no sense that these media corporations are so greedy when their competition is literally free and offers better quality. And these days with jellyfin and the like, consuming shared media is as easy as it has ever been.>>218179558>I gave up when I was 15.I gave up hope at like 10. I distinctly remember playing hide and seek with other kids in my class during recess and hiding with the class chad during one of the rounds. Looking at him, and the way he behaved, made me realise I would always be alone. There he was: handsome, athletic, smart, sociable; while I was a shy, disgenic and ugly mess whose only good attribute was high intelligence (which itself was balanced by severe mental illness). A brutal awakening for sure.
>>218179498>>218179455remember the scripture
>>218180370>jellyfinwhats that?
>>218180370Damn.
>>218180416adobe isn't as easy to pirate post-2023also, linux
>>218176973eh, I just saw her againidk if it will work out desuI'm a truecel after allI struggle to be affectionate because assburger and language barrier is difficult too
>>218180687Don't fuck this up, I warn you
>>218180687Please give details so the chads and autists alike can help youAt which point are you?
Cooked for mumberg and she's saying it's edibleI ask to elaborate, well it's not chef cooking it's normalZamn just tell me you like or you don't She finished the plate so not bad ifWho care about chef cooking give me a break
>>218178863ahah
>>218180668i use arch btwjust use wine nigga , i discovered it works even on cracksfor games sometiiiimes it breaks your shit or runs at 10 fps but most of the non-online games work fine
>>218180865wanna keep the hard earned name eh>>218180973it's ok, either it works or it doesn'tI just can't imagine myself being romantic, it's so alien to meshe's being nice and what she's saying suggests she wants a future together but idkshe will return to France on wednesday and I will probably only see her one or max two more times
>>218181067>i discovered it works even on crackswhat? i was told like 4 times that wine doesn't work with adobe on linux, and that their programs can't be used without some wizardry or a VM
>>218181002You're doing well, next time you'll cook for her, she might be surprised!>>218180687>>218181081>I struggle to be affectionate>I just can't imagine myself being romanticStop overthinking this shit and lock in. You're a man and you like her, that's it. Show it to her in any way you can.Believe me I felt the same feels but they melt away the instant you kiss a girl.
>>218181081You're cryptic my niggai assume you did not kissdo ityou can ask (bit gay)wait for her to look at you and go slowly towards her lipsor just guide her head, last girl i kissed i put my hand under her chin and turned her towards me and went for it as she already have an arm around me
>>218181121ah idk about adobe was talking in generali thought you said it wouldnt work coz of the crack , ididnt know adobe doesnt work on linoux i use libreoffice or just go to gogol
>>218181166>>218181276yesterday we sat on my couch for an hour or so and she was turning toward me, but I didn't really touch her which was retardedI should've tried thentoday we weren't alone so it wasn't right and the vibes weren't like it eithershe's all about religion etc so i wasn't sure how direct I can bewhateverI'm a child
also it seems that the illuminaties of adobe really hate linux to the point of purposefully not making it work on wine lmao
>>218181453You're learning it's ok. If she's religious, you've got an easy out.Just ask her "I know you're quite religious so I'm not as forward as I would like. Is it ok if I kiss you?"Bim done. You show your interest and that way you're sure not to break some weird religious taboo
Maybe I'm getting too grouchy in my old age but I was playing the Dead Space 1 remake during the holidays and noticed this change of writing that makes every piece of media unbearable nowadays. To give you an exampleOriginal DS:>What....what the hell were you thinking? Were you trying to get us killed?>I just saved our asses Ms Daniels! If we had aborted at that speed and distance, we would have smashed right into the side of the Ishimura. Now settle down and let's get to work. Corporal, report!Remake:>Everyone okay?>I'm good>I'll live...hey Johnston, you all right?>It's my ankle. Might be broken.>Shit, but better than a broken neck, or worse. Good call on that stabilizer, Isaac.>Glad I always read the manual!I don't understand this shift in tone and the quippy one-liners. Seems like everyone just forgot how to write anything remotely compelling these past 15 years.
>>218181419so is it still easy to crack adobe in 2026? i heard it constantly checks now
>>218181653Upvoted
>>218181621thank you
>>218181682i mean you dont always need the latest version i just went to check in getintopc and latest adobe acrobat available is from 2024so not that bad
>>218181714ThisYou have to tryIf you don't do shit she will get bored Reckon in public it's harder but it can happen too
>>218181453At least you know she likes you, another girl would've already gotten the ick and ghosted you
>>218181714Also on couch if you struggle you can just have your hand near her or her leg o algo, kind of caressing with the back of the finger
>>218177292Well I think missing on love is worse than missing the Burgundy inheritance.>>218177499I disagree.>>218178863I'm 2, my father is 3 but he was already 3 by my age I think.
>>218181987Burgundy is a cope for missing on teenage loveI will never recover either
>>218181817I would show her places but it's cold as fuck and she said herself she prefers being indoors>>218181927I guessbut maybe she's just showing it for now and then when she's away it's overI'll see I guess>>218181967I didn't want to touch her leg, too sexualI should've hugged her o algoshe even said she felt cold and I did nothing like a complete tardI knew it in the moment too but I didn't do anything
>>218182077>she even said she felt coldpeople really do this irl ? i thought it only happened in books lmao
>>218182077Yeah more basic is arm on the shoulder or around the hipsBut touching the leg as I say is not that sexualIf you put your hand on the upper thigh of a naked leg, yeahHugging is too mild imo, you saw her multiples times already
@italian linux annonhttps://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=application&iId=847https://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=version&iId=41757apparently the 2023 version of acrobat should work fineso probably the others should work fine
>>218182262much appreciated you anon
>>218182393thank you anon* or much appreciated anon*i'm retarded
hello frens
>>218182474sup
Had to put on wagie clock alarm again VGH
>>218182562the svffering continues
>>218182393np homie>>218182442i legit cant see anything wrong w your post lmao , i am indeed an anon>>218182474henlo
Inter is winning >>218182579Nobody knows when it ends
>>218182562Good luck Momo, I'm waging too. See you on the other side buddy
>>218182562
>>218175536Even though I'm a fatass I'm wary of deep frying food, or eating too much fried stuff. It can upset my stomach or make me feel like I'm nauseous afterwards. Not in a "I wanna puke" but rather "my liver doesn't feel good" nauseous.>>218175664I don't know man, it's been more than a month since I got baptized and they're still as loving as ever. Today I got up and gave my testimony (basically you go in front of everyone to say how much Jesus loves you and has helped you and how much you love the church) and everyone was beaming.I might think that Joseph Smith was a cuckoo and an asshole but the members of his church are the sweetest people ever.Also I want to hug the brazilian girl. Hugging big girls (she's not chubby but she got a big bunda build) feels incredible.>>218176604I need brazilian titties. Motorboat brazilian titties.
>>218178044>>218177987really niggasIt's 29 degrees here and it feels really fine. Not fresh but not extremely hot. Balance.>>218178759Imagine being attractive growing up...Hell, imagine being attractive...
ALERT
>>218180687If you fail I'm going to commit harakiri. Please dude just hold her or hug her or or idk compliment her, laugh at her jokes even if they're mid, look at her in the eyes and smile, just basic humAN AFFECTION PLEASEYOU CAN DO IThttps://youtu.be/tYzMYcUty6s>>218181453I mean, if she's religious you're okay being a bit wary, she might think of you as a gentleman being patient, without pouncing on her.I'd recommend hugging (at least with one arm), caressing her hair, but... If she's leaving soon I don't know if you'll be up to maintain the relationship at a distance. Are you or her willing to travel to visit each other?>>218182077*SCREECHES LIKE A FUCKING HARPY*
>>218182998WHAT
>>218183213I forgot.
>>218183303he forgor
>>218183303>
>>218183078thank you argentinonetteshe is thinking about coming to live herebut it also depends on what I'm doing I thinkit's kinda complicated
>>218183524Wigga you got me feeling like I'm watching a world cup final, please dawg, do your best to make that girl feel comfy and honor us by SEXOing the kwabian kweenAsk Portuchad or Gspotman about how to seduce the ladies before hanging out with her, or ask me what girls like, but just make her feel appreciated pLEASE
>>218183593I'm not *that* retarded doeshe knows I like herI struggle with the physical
>>218182645Thanks Gman>>218182651Also tomorrow is neetbux day for all neetbux in France>>218182831I wish you could give us 10 degrees
>>218184242>neetbux dayUh?
>>218184276CAF gives neetbux on the 5th day of each month
Also Inter won, I bet Italianon is happy
Good night, sisters.Should have gone to bed an hour ago.
Having a great "art imitates life" moment as I play through Mask of the Betrayer. Your main character has amnesia and can't quite remember how he ended up in the tomb at the beginning of the cave, which perfectly mirrors the fact that it's been over 10 years since I playe NWN2 and I can't remember either. We're rediscovering our lost memories together.>>218184293>every single person in France gets their NEETbux on the same dayMust be the happiest day of the month.
>>218184242I'd gladly give y'all some of my heat. I'm insane enough to even drink hot drinks during this weather.Hot malta with milk goes hard even in 30°C, yum!>>218183663Try to not hold back as much and just get close to her, lay your head on her shoulder, hug her back or waist, maybe even be playful, squish her cheeks, just have fun dude. She's gonna love getting love touches from you.Just pretend you're Cynthia Erivo and she's Ariana Grande, for people who got autismo.
>>218184702Kinda nice when that kind of versimilitude happens. :)Will you play a Dance with Rogues?
>>218184702Btw modding project for ME1 is almost done. If I don't reply, it's that either:>game crashed and I got pissed off and went to bedor>it works flawlessly and I'm too busy playing to post
Good night med see you tomorrow at 5:30 PM
>>218184941>Will you play a Dance with Rogues?Played it twice, and I'm slowly playing the EE version at the moment (it's a fair bit different from the original, has lots of new content and additional survival mechanics). Coomed a bit too hard to it when I was younger.>>218184998You're still installing all those mods? Man, you have more patience than me.
>>218185218Damn it must be pretty good then. Might try it out if I ever get into NWN>Man, you have more patience than me.Well I did it once with Morrowind and I had this goal to try it with ME for years. And this morning when I woke up I knew today was the day of all days.So far it's way more user friendly than I thought.
https://x.com/i/status/2007759256976863429Lmao
>>218185515the clip still makes me feel things
i want to eat the leftover pasta and sauce in the oven
>>218187823fatass
Good morning bump
>>218182725I used to do it every once in a while and always in lard or tallow, but haven't done it in more than a year, that's why I wanted to try to bake but it was a total fail. Shallow frying in olive or lard maybe is still better than sneed oils, I think they also used to fuck me up especially if the oil was used a bunch of times. >>218180687>>218181081Noooooo, don't be like that brooo, this is a great opportunity please don't mess it up. Give her some affection next time, it's evident that she is interested in you. PLEASE!>she will return to France on wednesday and I will probably only see her one or max two more timesYou should go visit her if you like her, take some initiative!
>>218190548it's 4 am
>>218190704It's 5:30 here, I went to sleep at 10. Better wake up now than sleep until 30 mins before work.
>>218190548Ohayo gozaimasu, that's literally me>>218190592At least it wasn't as bad as my first attempt at making homemade... Bread, was it? The dough was too liquid and sticky to fully form, it was awful after the oven lol.It's funny but my liver can tolerate depressive alcoholic levels of vodka and appetizers, and heavy psych meds and benzos, but if I eat too much chocolate, or consoom too much milk, or oil, I start feeling cramps and run to the skibidi like my life depends on it.>>218190720Got that sigma chad alpha male redpilled grind of waking up at 4-5 am to do manly things before working on crypto sca- inversions.https://youtube.com/shorts/TvX3IGtM-ZU
>>218187823that's why the microwave was invented >"I want leftovers, but using the oven is a bit much tonight..." - John Microwave, inventor
>>218191784uhm achuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tdiKTSdE9Y
>>218191784Surprisingly we don't have a microwave in my house. We just reheat things on the furnaces or on the oven.Don't know how long a microwave would last without my brother breaking it.Also I can't fucking sleep because he keeps screaming and walking around. Tch.I feel in a horrible mood and it's not calming down at all.
>>218192033you should get an air frier
>>218192050It would be fun, but honestly I just want more money and a normal job to afford the things I want to buy...I'm more frustrated by the fact I feel isolated rather than my diet.
>>218192158if you don't have a microwave and you cook often air frier would actually improve your quality of lifebut it's your money, if finances are tight i get it
>>218191570Skibidi Ohyao, if you want bread tips I make a breddy good bread so I can help, or give a recipe or some useful links and channels.>Got that sigma chad alpha male redpilled grind of waking up at 4-5 am to do manly things before working on crypto sca- inversions.Not reall but I should have done a light work out, instead I watched the X files lol. At least my sleep schedule is back to normal after new years and the days after that.
>>218178803The rent is too expensive there.>>218181487It scares them because it threatens their monopoly.
I got hit by my mom and now I abused drugs, hell yeahI'll see if I can convince my psychiatrist to give me olanzapine next time I get to the hospital, I want to stop existing for a while>>218192228I'd buy one, but I barely got money to buy clothes in a healthy state...I should probably just save up money and start smoking again to lose weight, it made me stop having an appetite for a while>>218192277My mother doesn't really allow me to cook if she's around... I barely got the motivation to do anything lately.I do love watching people cook and bake. One of the good things my partner promised to me is the opportunity to buy whatever I want to cook, and being able to live in peace. Among other things I will never have in this rotten country.>At least my sleep schedule is back to normalLucky. Couldn't get any aleep due to my shitty brother, and when I tried to correct his ass my mother got mad at me and hit me.Next time he beats her I'm not even going to intervene.
>>218184702>Having a great "art imitates life" moment as I play through Mask of the Betrayer. Your main character has amnesia and can't quite remember how he ended up in the tomb at the beginning of the cave, which perfectly mirrors the fact that it's been over 10 years since I playe NWN2 and I can't remember either. We're rediscovering our lost memories together.Don't you mean "life imitates art", EFL-san?
I dreamt of this song.https://youtu.be/GfGZ9tKwYvg?si=H3BbOFHBtOQJpB3Z
slept for 8+ hours but am still sleepyshould I just continue sleeping?cage starts on wednesday again for me
>>218172111>>218172139>>218175046She cancelled ROFL
>>218193007banger.
>>218193337
>>218193369That's why I was scared of going desuShe didn't seem enthusiastic at all despite agreeing. I was genuinely afraid of a no-show.I'm kinda relieved now. I'll just go to the gym instead
>>218192610He did mean "art imitates life" in this instance, as a fun twist on the saying.If it seems like Catnigga made a mistake, there's a 99% chance it's us who are wrong.>>218193007Basato, I studied this song in first year italan lol.I dreamt some incest victim had killed her entire family and was fleeing with me by car. (Dead bodies were in the trunk) We were driving along the coast and the waves were so big water lapped the windows and got into the car. We stopped at a convention center and the wind pulled giant metal sheets and roofs around that killed people in the street.
>>218193415I assume you met her on a dating app?before the girl I'm seeing now, I only met via apps, and there was only one that seemed enthusiastic (for a while)if you can't easily tell she likes you, it's not worth it from the little experience I have
>>218193571I usually meet girls from apps, but this was the second time I felt the girl was half assing it. The first time, we ended up going out and while fun, she didn't accept my advances. She agreed, but she was barely willing to have a conversation, giving out one word replies etc. How would a date with her turn out? Probably terrible.I've had great dates with girls from apps, but honestly I wish I had the balls to approach irl. Much better options there.
Good morning Sirs!Good job keeping the thread alive, jannie SEETHING.
>>218193622>I wish I had the balls to approach irl. Much better options there.probably true desuI saw some 40+ guy chat up a 25-something girl in the gym recently, it was kinda cringe to watch but she was open to it and I guess he'll manage to ask her out o algo
>>218193355True.>>218193514There's more to my dream, but I won't bother, but it wasn't grim, unlike yours.
Need unwashed ashlander pussy
>>218193684nothing cringe about it, stop watching gen z ragebait
>>218194722Groomer scum.
>>218194736>she was 25 you sick fuck
>>218194736Do zoomies need to die on this hill while gen X niggas keep fucking their girls?Go breed! NOW!
Good morning, sisters.Had a late ass gym sesh today. Finally managed to increase weight on db shoulder press. Told myself it'd be awesome to do that before the end of the year, and it's still awesome that I'm not even 1 week late to that goal, but I am not as content about hitting that pr as I expected to be. It is what it is.>>218194736You could just lift them on your dick, but you won't do that so they have no choice but date 40 yo gramps.
>>218195117>Finally managed to increase weight on db shoulder press.how much sister? also is it normal for it to be less with dumbbells than with machine?
>>218194722the age gap wasn't cringe, just the behavior of the two people, they were turbo normiesI guess it's normal yeah, just not to me
>>2181951463 reps at 28 kgs (per hand). I think 4 reps at 30 kgs would be doable if I did it as a first set instead of hitting like 5-6 sets of chest beforehand.I'll probably hit 4 reps with the same weight next week as while 3 feels hard, it does not feel as hard as I thought it would.>also is it normal for it to be less with dumbbells than with machine?Yeah, machine weight is not "real" weight so to say.Usually machines are the easiest. Barbell is harder than machines, but not as hard as dumbbells. Cables give a constant resistance throughout the movement, but still the weight you choose is not the same weight as a barbell or dumbbell, even if the numbers on the stack claim so.
>>218194703It would be very smelly.
>>218195324strong niggaI do it with 18kg per hand but more reps and after bench press and machine shoulder press
>>218195185alright that's fair then
>>218195398aight
>>218195332That's a good thing actually you see.>>218195353>strong niggaIt's not that impressive tbf. I still am kinda proud of it ig doe.There's a guy in the gym who can barbell ohp like 90 kgs for 2 reps. He has been powershitting for 3 decades doe.>>218195353>machine shoulder pressWhy would you hit shoulders with both machines and dbs? If I were you I'd stick to just one for a period of time, then switch and use the other. So 2 weeks of db only then 2 weeks of machine only maybe. The reason I don't use machine is that the movement of it sucks ass and it hurts. It hurts others doe not just me. The reason I don't ohp barbells is that it also hurts me, but that's just a me thing cuz of the 'nitis.
>>218195410aight
>>218195415>Why would you hit shoulders with both machines and dbs?retardation o algo I guessmy friend said we don't spend enough time per setting so we added db ohp too
>>218168970>Woke
>>218195454Woken?
>>218195484>>218195484>>218195484
>>218191912>MicrowavesBoring. Won't watch (t. already watching in the second tab)>>218193007Mmmm, good one
