forgiveness eidishion
!!!
>I always do a rapid risk assessment of every building I walk into, noting the ingress and egress points, high-risk crush zones and health & safety hazards including fire risks, I'd have been gone as soon as I saw sparklers and a narrow staircase
never gonna look at tranny porn, but i can't help but be curious what bottom surgery looks like when it goes well, having seen rorke spam many images of infected wounds hereAny tranny-fetish man in to explain this to me?
when I worked for the car insurance company we'd get boomers on foaming at the mouth telling us to recoup the damage to their fucked car from the council because a pothole caused itmate you will be getting zero money from the council. Same for stuff like "the roads weren't gritted therefore the council owe me". The only time you can prove negligence for such things is if you can demonstrate that the council knew there was a risk to life or property and did nothing. It's not enough to just say well they knew it might be cold through the night therefore they should have made every square inch of road in the area safe for me to drive onyou'd only have a case if you stood at the side of the road prior to your own accident videoing some cunt skidding on ice at the exact location, emailing the council saying they need to grit this road, them ignoring you, then you crashing there the next day.
Screaming at the lad who slid his car trembling with fear and having a melty at the councilIt's not that serious just git gud
>>218169568I would but gfberg wears one so it would look a bit odd if we both had one on
>>218169578>when it goes well
>>218169568assassin's creed cosplayin ass nigga lmaooooo
>>218169568Love wearing smart classic clothing and seeing runts wearing puffer jackets move out of my way.
>>218169591>Screaming at the lad who slid his car trembling with fear and having a melty at the council>It's not that serious just -ACK
why do brits have such bland taste in fashion. its horrid, express yourselves a bit more
>>218169619>tp Couldn't be me I drive a range rover anyway for muh 4wd
>>218169625What are you wearing today
pray silence please for the electric light orchestra
Blaenau Ffestiniog this morning
the read
wish mumstein would go to bed so i could play xbox on the big living room telly
>I drive a range rover anywaydidn't know there were women in their 40s posting here
>>218169603let's be real rorke is spamming the worst case scenario, genuinely curious what the best-case scenario looks likehow close is it to a real fannard, if at all? Not in feeling, but in looks (feeling too if any tranny-obsessed freaks have shagged a neo-fanny i guess)
>>2181696461970s long sleeve flannel i found at a op shop (dated on the collar tag) i cut the sleeves off and cropped the length. a necklace. very short rugby league shorts. army steel cap boots
>>218169658do you work at zip world
>>218169667what game
>>218169687mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i like to call it)
>>218169625>>218169625Was in H&M recently, the state of men's fashion today is absolutely dire.We used to have mods in sharp suits, now it's all grey and black trackies.
>>218169702BBC i presume?
>>218169685No I don’t
>>218169703
>>218168295anon if you are still /brit/ing this was such a midwit take
>>218169705Mods were woglovers who enabled the woggification of britain, therefore they caused the athleisure disaster
Airspace over Greece is completely closed to all air traffic
>>218169703kino
mentioning mass effect is a cheat code for summoning the non-schizo frenchman
This nigga was born in TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR lol
>>218169731donald is going to run greece as well?
alien pussy got me fucked up
airspace over my bollocks is completely open to all
just finished watching Neon Genesis Evangelionwhat did I think about it?
>>218169568Very nice. Have you considered a double breasted overcoat? I find they drape much better and keep you warmer
A train worker who was sacked after first class passengers were served sausage rolls from a bin has said he was going "over and beyond for the customer".Peter Duffy, who worked for London North Eastern Railway (LNER), was accused of preparing sausage rolls he had "retrieved from a bin", which were then served to passengers by a colleague.
mr. popper's penguins
Actually hilarious the similarities between fatpheebs and seasidemark>both former or current /brit/ lolcows>both disgustingly overweight>both aged horrendously (she's 24)>both on PIP for completely made up conditions>both had a DJ era >both insist on posting their lives onlineIt's like marks soul was put into the body of a woman
>>218169716shame
>>218169739kek was thinking the same thing, I can smell the garlic already
Ah yes ritual sacrifice
toilfu said i look like the AI bloke who narrates our training videos
rorke turning up to his work in a 3 piece suit and as many coats only for the boisterous workplace deanobully to yell out "BY ORDAH OF THE PEAKY FOOKIN BLOINDERS" to rapturous applause and giggleshaha it's just a joke rorke mate don't take it too seriously haha *puts you in a headlock and messes up your hair*
>>218169756'
>>218169775Have you been?
It is actually the council's fault that I can't drive
tried calling sick to work 5 times today and just not getting through
>>218169778what do these people think happens to miscarried fetuses
asari pussy CHANGED sheprorke
blows my mind that you can legally shag someone born in 2010 this year
they should give ever aborted fetus a full Christian burial
>>218169766see this exactly why i never eat sausage rolls
>>218169766>over and beyonddon't think that's the correct phrase
>>218169787Yeah mate was there a few years ago. Beautiful part of the world.
>>218169703tried playing that when it came out but thought it was gay and looked ugly and didn't like the dialog so i got my money back and swapped it with fable 2 which i enjoyed much more
>>218169774Need them both liquidated into plant food and shipped to china
Rorke strolling around in his German flecktarn military jacket
>>218169774fucking hell she's gotten even bigger
>>218169758Personally think double breasted looks best in a broad build and I'm a slender bastard so
nigga name nancy
>>218169809not sure what to make of this
>>218169816Nice glad you liked it here
>>218169809looks like good wholesome fun tbph
going beyond the medal of honor
>>218169828She's one of those victims of the covid era who are now convinced they're perpetually sick
>>218169827his cargo trousers are all torn at the back of the cuffs
>>218169816did you go on the Ffestiniog railway
roz doyle sex
>>218169805what's the point since it was never born or baptised?
>>218169747dun 'im
Can never find a good fiiting pair of chinos so I stick to wearing jeans despite not looking as smart as I would like.
>>218169817also enjoyed fable 2 when it first came out but i didn't play mass effect for the first time until like 2015 and i enjoy it much more
how end life now
>>218169658
>>218169872i wear chinos all the time and look like a bumyou just have to wear them right
*cycles into the thread*
>>218169872i've just been wearing slim jeans for decades
>>218169866blue sky, sun shining, looks warm. cannot wait for summer.
*enters thread wearing 3 coats*
>>218169830Fair fair. DESU I only moved to double breasted after I started lifting and used to wear single breasted when I was slender
>>218169873what do you like about it
business idea: Welsh lads of /brit/ climb Pen y Fan
Wish global warming was the other way around so every year it got colder and colder instead. Scientists should find a way to make that happen
>>218169861No, remember looking it up but we wanted to go on the train up Snowdon instead which we did and caught covid kek. Did we miss out?
>>218169912the kinonessi also just enjoy third person cover shooters in general, i know the genre gets a lot of flak but i like it
my birthday today. feels scary and sad
>>218169853full PIP for life for being a fat mong, full rent rebate, base model BMW for free. All paid for by the taxpayer it's lush
>>218169920Too many English tourists
>>218169927ever play fortnite zero build?
>>218169928>had to wage slave once>kills himselfkwab
>>218169906THREE BLOODCLAAT COATS
just realised most youtube documentaries are just AI narrators reading out the wikipedia page of the subject verbatim
>>218169894>>218169897Chinos on me are either too tight around the thighs and the right length, or fit well around the thighs but too long, and can't be arsed paying an extra 25 quid for some gyppo to alter them.
>A former Labour councillor and hope not hate activist has pleaded guilty to a series of sexual offences targeting a 13-year-old girl.>Liron Woodcock-Velleman, 30, sent naked photographs of himself to his teenage victim.>He held a senior position within the Jewish Labour MovementFfs leftypol you're not allowed to do that
>>218169958some even show the portion of the wiki article that is being dictated as you hear it
>>218169960can't you buy different waist and length combinations?
>>218169925to be honest if you've been on one vintage railway you've been on them all but the views were nice and there was a lovely ice cream shop at the end
Trying to make my mind up on Kamala’s step daughter. Reckon she’s the personification of greng. If she changed her style (and probably her politics and personality) she’d be peng
>>218169935And I mean lush...
>>218169968he looks like one of those recreations of a 3000 year old skeleton
>>218169975Yes exactly, just not in the combinations that would fit me.
so the your party was a nowt butty then
>>218169981I do like a scenic railway trip. Relaxing pace, interesting engineering and good views.
>>218169949if playing a few rounds of fortnite one time but not being arsed with the building because i found it confusing and uninteresting counts then yeah
>>218169968HNH are a state funded psyop btw
>>218169958scary how many people don't notice that it's an ai voiceover either.bodycam videos are the worst for it, half of them even blur the watermarks of the videos they stole from.
>>218169968heh woodcock
>>218169983id pipe her arse iykwim
>>218170008zero build doesn't do the building, it's in the name mate
Going to bag a rower this year
>>218169983why doesn't she have a septum piercing? she looks like she should have one
Mental that your wife could have done something like this and there's no way you'd ever learn of it.
>>218169983Looks like Rosalia Zemlyachka (jewish Bolshevik who ran the red terror in Crimea)
>>218169983she looks like that british lass who got shouted at at one of those protests
>>218170021why not just say "fortnite without building" then, instead of "zero build" like it's some sort of game mode or spinoff or something?
>>218169968surprised he didn't flee to israel
>>218170015An anti-sovereign citizen channel huhI wonder (((who))) could be behind that...
>>218170012As are the SWP
>>218170023bet they must have powerful thighs cor
Reckon we could shag in a boat?
might buy a deerstalker and wear it in public
>>218170034lucky I will never have a wife then aha
>>218170039
>>218170023second from right for me
>>218170044third worlders all the way downlike on twitter when the location things revealed and it was all indians on both sidesthey just pump out anything that gets views
>>218170041because it is a game mode. there is fortnite OG and fortnite zero build. Zero build has the majority of players. get the Gamer tag made and join me for a battle royal ANZAC style
>>218169960>>218169992fat cunt
>>218169983>>218170064enjoy this kind of hairstyle when it's sexy perm ladies from the 70s and 80s but not when it's attached to shrieking leftypol harpies
the wordle for today (tomorrow in UK) is filly
remember these slags
>>218170064chortling rembering the absolute vitriol with which that fella yelled right in her face
Well good morning. Bit cold out. Irish weather. Sun is out though. Hopefully it'll warm up a bit. On my way home now from Dublin. Sixth time this week. erm. yep. In enfield service station now. Go see can I get some food. Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do. Just see how it goes. Alright. talk to you again. Bye.
>>218170064>>218170101post the videa lads. i want to see it
>>218170098AHHHHHHHHH NO YOU CUNT
>>218170100and where are they now? Likely locked in Nigel's basement in Clacton
>>218170122MI5 witness protection program
>>218170072no thanks mate i don't really enjoy fortnite, and i don't want to be lured into a situation where i'm getting bullied by 12 year olds for not buying all the latest skins
>>218170134this is truefirst the womenthen the men then...
>>218170098horrible little foreigner you are
>>218169914Would pretend to enjoy Falling in Reverse for her before shagging her absolutely ROTTEN!
need bridget christie mummy gf
was just watching this youtube video where it's a yank fella doing comedy skits in front of a green screen, and one of the skits involved him being in a supermarket and the backdrop he used was quite clearly an australian woolworths, made my ears prick up and no mistake
>>218170149>>218170119
>>218170134I've watched a shitload of porn over the years and haven't had as much as a slight dick twitch from gay/troon stuff, just does nothing for me. Am I some kind of scientific anomaly?
>>218170134This happened to me!
>>218170185that's an impressive poo
poo mogs me!
ok so that's a girl in a skirt doing an enormous mr whippy poo all over a slice of toast
>>218170163a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Scat spam was gimmick of the year 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Yl4ka5kJs
>>218170187christ what a boring post
a thin layer of snow covering the ground oh my god oh my god the world is so beautiful
bit sleepy but don't want to go to sleep and advance time to monday, it's not fair lads
You remember the voice the tills had in woolworths? Checkout number four please
>>218170311for me it's the old post office "cashier number three please"
you know what ZOG, you're alright
>>218170311Some banks and post offices still have them. Cashier number 6 please
Linux Mint.It Just Works.
>>218170328>>218170342is there an unfunny echo in here
>>218170311TK Maxx and Homesense still does those
imagine if you could sleep on the opposite side of the bed and wake up at the start of yesterday but if you sleep on the normal side of the bed time goes to the next day like normal. a sort of magic bed if you will, this is a good idea for a comic book or episode of something, what do we think
business idea: electronic wall art that is linked to an ai image generator to keep rotating new slop on your wall
anyone for a game of top trumps?
why the fuck is the chippy closed on Sundays, unbelievable
two legendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoQF2FLzlLE
A bit like those dancing plagues or contagious laughter you read about in the history books
Well, well, well...
>>218170378as with any such scenario the only correct way to use it is to win the lottery via cheating
sounds like upstairs has builders in. I will kill myself in front of them if they make too much noise
Been thinking of the gay bar I went to recently. Penis number 5 please.
>>218170384day of rest
>>218170391are those four lokos any good or is it just alkieslop
mad how i'm smarter and better looking than all of you
>>218170412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4K8EIxwZmo
>>218170401reckon most of the troons have ack'd out by now
>>218170401So happy I never once bent to this bullshit
>>218170426smarter? possiblebetter looking? don't think so
>>218170426Oh yeah? If you're so smart and good looking then why don't you be my bf?
jewish michael jackson be like>hee hee, shalome
>>218170426Is that why you avatarflag from the nonce botnet for crumbs of attention from autistic virgins?
can't wank too much in a day cos the wanks get a bit gay after the first one
see that shite in the papers?get tae fuck
here it comes boyysss
Back to living pokedex toil starting tomorrow I thinkUltra Sun and Ultra Moon are the last ones I need from the NINTENDO DS and then it's on to the NINTENDO SWITCH
>>218170537dildo prime
user is typing...
>>218170456*mogs you*>>218170460Flattered but spoken for xx>>218170475Obsessed
not long till the men kick the ball for 8 hours or so
If only you knew how bad things really are
>yes i was on the nonce botnet, but i didn't know about the kid stuff. I was only there to get a new flag to make my boring blog posts stand out more
>>218170564Answer the question
>>218170568couldn't give a monkey's
What's the career path for being a pimp how does one get started out
ah yes another weekend completely wastedurgently need my head examined
>>218170614pick up your award to the left sir, NEXT
just told mumberg that international law doesn't exist
>>218170630Not so fast, judge!
>>218170605first you buy a big hat and a pimpmobile and then everything just sort of falls into place
>>218170407Jewish?
>>218170630thanks lad
>>218170407 >Venezuelan opposition leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado previously expressed strong support for ‘Israel’ and indicated that she aimed to strengthen diplomatic relations if she were to assume power.>In comments to foreign media, Machado said she would move Venezuela’s embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, signaling a symbolic shift and stronger alignment with ‘Israel’ compared with previous Venezuelan governments.
hate britain and british culture wish i didn't have to post here to interact with australians (gods chosen people)
>>218170113
>>218170537love seeing this when it's a parcel full of drugs
??
>>218170696not sure that's biologically possible
>>218170696you trying to summon the german?
still haven't got out of bed
>>218170113>>218170686miss are kev/brit/s finest gimmick to this day
>>218170383get a set of the Viz ones lad
me willy is like a cocktail sausage.
>>218170748
hello english menwhere can a nigga 初詣 in london
>>218170748I like Tim and the Dentist :)
So, tomorrow I have to drive to Dublin. Dublin, of ALL places.I hate it. Hate driving on the M50, HATE IT.
>>218170790soho
>>218170657even maduro was jewish
>>218170802that's quite far from poowong
>/brit/ gimmickStolen valour
i love gimmicks
Siria Amendola's musky tuppence
learning my gay porn music on guitar
>>218170799sometimes say i need them out of business out loud and then remember where i got it from and feel silly. probs the only bit of 4chan that has ever crept into my irl lexicon.
>>218170802what the fuck is this shit are you irish on a vpn
>>218170877newfag
>>218170877wtf are you talking about m8
>>21817080210 year old gimmick btw
>>218170884Time for bed, grandpa
>>218170872ktim, say "need you out of business sunshine" to myself alot
>>218170877
>btw
always forget how fucking stupid football fans are
attempted to chat up the girl in Vindis who was handling the paperwork side of my MOT but it didn't really go anywhere
>>218170899yeah i remember using kev as my display picture on my student profile when i was in uni
>>218170843>Stolen valourFOY
>>218170004You don't know whet beauty is, you're evil rorke
how bad do you reckon dying is
>>218170969depends on how you die
irish female x indian male is the best pairing in my mind
Right lads, the issue is that it fucking looms
It is snowing at my house. I've turned the heating system on to ensure flowing pipes, and continued warmth.Yet, I fear I may not see the end of this bitter winter.I hold hopes, however, for a glorious summer that may - God willing - arrive post-haste.
>>218170969depends if you accept jesus christ as your lord and saviour
>>218170799>>218170872
wish the toilfu didn't have such awful dress sense, can't say anything of course because of woke
eating cold keema naan left over from last night's indybum
just got up and opened the window then put the united game on
I can't fucking live in this place there isn't a fucking minute when the fucking dog is not barking this is insane my ears fucking hurt from listening fucking music all day
>>218171016Awful in what sense
>>218170992genuinely feel a bit sick if I start thinking about itabsolutely brutal how much it's loomingwish I could go back to christmas
who is this russian flag who popa up every 6 hours to complain about his dogshit life
>>218171030understand that inconvient noises are a part of the symphony
>>218171056Guess
*kills rorke*sorry lads, had to be done
>>218169667>>218169703>>218169736It's only £5 on steam, thanks for the reminder chat x
>>218171086Will you stop spamming it 100+ times a day now?
>>218171039just not particularly flattering or feminineshe loves blazer style jackets for example which just look awful imo
>>218171002No it doesn't. Even if you believe in Christianity you're still going to die and rot away just like anybody else. You won't go to heaven because heaven doesn't exist. If someone wants to hat me then go ahead.
>>218171108spamming what
why you being the joker dude?
>>218171119Don't play dumb
the few games on my wishlist never ever go on salesuppose that's why they're still on my wishlist
>>218171109are you saying she should wear tight dresses and leggings so you can perv on her arse you misogynistic CHUD
>>218171113t. not going to heaven with the bros
Fat birds who dress to show their tits off so they can feel sexy genuinely need the gulag.Fucking disgusting. Nobody wants to fuck you except fresh off the boat wogs you fucking hippo
>>218171066im probably supposed to say spaino but i dont get it
>>218171109That's a shame I guess but have you ever considered how hard it must be for women to be objectified by creepy incels even at toil slavery
>>218171142valve got greedy and stopped giving big discounts to the popular gamesArma 2 literally never went on sale despite being ancient purely because of that DayZ mod
>>218171139ok we seem to be having a schizo melty, is it time for our meds?
>>218171155maybe that's why fat women want them here
>>218171155i'll take anything i can get at this point
>>218171155>Fat birds who dress to show their tits offCorrr stopped reading there!
>>218171162The nonce botnet freak obviously >>218171179Right back at you friendo
>>218171155grim fat lass I work with has a fat friends group and they're always complimenting each other's tits on instagram in their specifically angled filtered selfies
>>218171182>fat>womenTwo cohorts of people that would not get a say in a healthy society>>218171190If you can't fuck a fatty there must be something wrong with you and you should probably be in the gulag too
>>218171168thinking a girl should dress better is hardly objectifying themand no I don't think she should be strutting about in tight gym clothes either, just something less frumpy
>>218171234We both know what you really mean
>>218171223>If you can't fuck a fatty there must be something wrong with youI agree
>>218171176don't think any of the games on my list are particularly popularhave had return of the obra dinn on there for over a year and i don't think that's a big sensation. honestly i'd buy it if it went on sale for as little as 15%off but they've got to give me SOMETHING
lads what's a good note taking tool? I'm using Sublime like a dickhead here
1273down the rockefeller street
>>218171272obra dinn got some pretty high praise when it came out, that's probably why they've kept it the same price
>>218171285pencil
>>218171285A pen and paper
>>218171155chortling at this post
>>218171272Cheap bastard isn't that game like 20 dollarydoos
>>218171285onenote
>>21817130430 actually, that's just at my threshold for "ehh i don't know about this" when it comes to purchasing any game that isn't a big AAA game
>>218171285I'm using "pen" and "paper"
>>218171285wax tablet
here we are then
>>218171296indeed i look forward to finding out why people like it so much whenever the stingy bastards finally put the cunt on sale
>>218171285carve it into stone in hieroglyphics like a cheeky egyptian
>>218171285Poo on a public bathroom wall
our little comedians
>>218171318Just pirate it then
>>218171345The LADS
>>218171285got an AI voice recorder I log my thoughts in
>>218171393>>218171393>>218171393
>>218171381i don't actually want to play it that badly