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A man has admitted dressing as a navy admiral without permission at a Remembrance Sunday event.

Jonathan Carley, 65, from Harlech in Gwynedd, was charged with wearing uniform or dress bearing the mark of His Majesty's Forces without permission.

This breaking news story is being updated and more details will be published shortly. Please refresh the page for the fullest version.

>arrested for wearing clothes
>BREAKING NEWS

fookin eck we’re a silly country aren’t we

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haha yeah imagine wanking to her pictures
what a freak...

>>218196217
>you will never shag prime Kate in the back of a Range Rover while shes a bit squiffy on champagne

>>218196236
didn't know we even have that stolen valour bollocks in this country

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>>218196184
6 in the morning and i'm thinking i shit on myself

>>218196236
you really think they wouldn't care if someone was caught pretending to be an army colonel in the States? Give your head a wobble mate

y'all keep runnin yo damn mouths

EIther go to a posh boarding school and get bummed by the teachers or go to a state school and become a retard bricklayer

really can't win in the UK can you

well they blew up the chicken man in philly last night

>>218196239
i dont do that. cant be wanking to people i know

>>218196236
No mate. Under The Uniforms Act 1894 it is an offense for a person not serving in the Armed Forces to wear a military uniform in circumstances likely to bring the uniform into contempt.

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>>218196184
thaiboy goon

making grok generate images of women in bikinis

>>218196273
these fucking snitches man, shit is bugged out

>>218196275
Throwing sushis out from a glass dojo

>>218196297
>women

ah yes just what I desire, some electronics made by the most reputable brand XOFGWX

>>218196283
sounds like the opening lyric of a neil young song

>>218196323
yeah

any good films going?

>>218196335
>>218196327

>The "6-7" meme originated in late 2024 from the rap song "Doot Doot (6 7)" by Philadelphia rapper Skrilla. It quickly became a widespread internet subculture on TikTok and Instagram, especially among Gen Alpha, that is famously meaningless.

Is there any mainstream culture these days that isn't directly downstream from the American ghetto?

>>218196335
sorcerer (1977)

>>218196325
what the fuck happened to amazon
search for anything now and the first two pages are nothing but chinkshit with seller names like SURGXFO and WAMDFLU

>>218196349
Don't know, I have officially reached unc status where all my references are from at least 10 years ago

grok is insane for gooning

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>>218196325
For me it's BANGFUN cables to carry all those watts safely to your expensive computer equipment.

@grok edge me for 3 hours

my life is fucking finished
accidentally copy and pasted a link to BBC cuck porn to gfberg's dad
how the fuck do i come back from this

>>218196389
Elon losing billions a day from gooners repeatedly genning videos of family guy anal sex

what are rorke's plans for 2026

>>218196413
...link?

>>218196436
Funny enough and harmless

>>218196441
buying a second property
invest $500 a week in etfs
learn C#

>>218196441
destroy woke once and for all

@grok generate hardcore Mousey porn

>>218196441
Learn to drive

>>218195861
You expressed a wish for a wife and family though.

>>218196413
Honestly mate you deserve it for viewing that muck in the first place

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>>218196436
kek

’m not joking and this isn’t funny. I just got the most important call of my life. It was from a deca-billionaire and one of the most connected and powerful people in the Bitcoin ecosystem globally. He said to prepare for a massive God candle in the next 10-11 days. Wow. Go time

>>218196453
>learn C#
I've tried it in the past for web dev, but to me it just seems like corporate Microsoft jank. Maybe you're intending to learn it for game dev though?

interracial cuck fetishists deserve every shitty thing that happens to them

>>218196478
i know but i can't quit and i never thought there would be such harsh consequences for just a bit of peng porn

>>218196451
it's not funny
it's darkies being annoying, as usual

>>218196495
yeah gonna start making games me

@grok give this catgirl a massive willy

>>218196184
>>218196291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vVaTB0UA8

>>218196489
ok. is that good or bad then

>>218196509
you forgot to get your velcro shoes in the picture
also clean your sockets there's like 2 years of grease on them

>>218196489
my dad invented Butcons and he said it's going to moon any day now

lads with gfs: does she like it up the chuff?

>>218196413
tell it was meant for his wife

my laptop was finally sent to delivery

>>218196546
No

ENGLAND IS MY CITY

How many American zoomers are gonna be drafted for simultaneous wars against Venezuela, Cuba, Mexico, Canada, Iran, Denmark and Colombia?

There's something just a big grim about Tesco, can't quite put my finger on it

still, I mean, WUURGH!
know what I mean, WUURGH!

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>>218196335
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

>>218196504
Lighten up

LA Confidential is a good fillum

Might volunteer for the Bolivarist insurgency laditos

Got my back against the dryer to keep warm

>>218196584
None. Nobody's fighting the USA.

>>218196509
All possessed junk

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remember nazanin zaghari-ratcliffe

what should be my new dev handle

how should the welsh flag be incorporated into the union flag when nireland leaves?

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>>218196601
It's alright. The old classic crime thrillers and films noir it's trying to imitate are far better of course.

>>218196625
Healthy AND delicious

>>218196637
yes it is positively demonic that stuff

>>218196650
We don’t want to fucking be on that shit

grorke put leftypol on all floors with an arched back and his araehole wise open >>218196436
why is it always these stipid blacks

>>218196600
bit racist

>>218196648
hev dandle

>>218196642
Always thought she was actually a spy

>>218196616
Cool way to commit suicide

>>218196642
those 2 mongs who were on a round the world trip and thought it would be a grand idea to enter Iran have been in the news again lately. literally ignore government advice saying 'if you're british don't go to iran because they'll arrest you' and now they want to waste every fucker's time trying to get them back home. fuck em.

>>218196650
just put a big fuckin dragon on the flag

women shouldn't be allowed to breed

>>218196642
>Zaghari-Ratcliffe was finally released on 16 March 2022[13] immediately after Britain repaid an outstanding debt of £393.8 million to Iran
Bit pricey
>>218196672
Of course she was

>flatmate and I decide we'll have dinner together on Sunday
>I offer to cook and we agree
>On the back of this on Saturday evening I spend a few hours preparing a stock
>spend money getting other ingredients in
>Sunday begin the rest of the cooking
>she comes in and throws some chicken and vegetables in the oven
>Starts talking about how hers will be ready first and that we should just eat that
>no interest in the time, effort or money I'd put in or that we agreed I'd be preparing dinner
>tell her she can just eat hers and I'll eat mine

Still seething about this, what the fuck was her problem?

Hopefully an alien hunter lands in the jungle whilst I'm pooing on sharpened sticks and burying them under leaves for the retarded yanks to stand on

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back to fucking toil on wednesday shit my chud baka life

would you lads rather shag will's mum or neil's sister

>>218196731
esoteric post

>>218196730
Sounds like a total bitch

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Bruh pls stop

>>218196771
It was bizarrely out of character
Maybe she's on the rag

>>218196657
why?

>>218196705
rampant? passant? sejant?

why are we getting more and more vpn nonces

>>218196779
sir mixed race couple

>>218196730
just get your own crib

>>218196744
Will's mum so I can banter the speccy retard

>>218196791
Because us Welsh are a nation of seething retards like every other celtic people

>>218196791
Welsh not British. we have our own flag

niggas got women flatmates. Couldnt be me

>>218196744
neil's dad

>>218196807
so fuck up the union flag purely out of spite

>>218196808
we've all got our own flags

i keep meaning to label stuff in the fridge and never do and everything just ends up a mystery container after a few days (this matters more than you’d think when your gf is a pastry chef and there’s also a pet eel in the house)

>>218196812
is it shown that he's really gay or is it just the boys calling him gay?

>>218196840
Ignore welshmong, he's permaraging

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>on Saturday evening I spend a few hours preparing a stock

>>218196840
Ignored my first point I see

>Welsh not British
oh the irony

>>218196869
I accept your concession.

mental how fake my job is

snow storm a brewing

>>218196905
ktim
what the fuck even is a business analyst? no one i know has a clue but I get paid £45k for it for some reason

>>218196923
elton john preparing to fart

>>218196890
I already accepted yours
>>218196889
ok

>>218196928
>what the fuck even is a business analyst?
well what do you actually spend your working hours doing

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shitting nora

>>218196954
don't like the look of her

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Trump headed for another sternly worded statement if he keeps this up

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>>218196184

>>218196869
which post were you? you think welsh aren't brits or welsh seethe too much?

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kek based

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>>218196977
Funny, he doesn’t have the same attitude toward Scotland

>>218196949
writing requirements and drawing diagrams and drafting process flows and facilitating workshops and sorting out issues and doing options analysis and raising risks, load of bollocks basically

>>218196625
grimmest ploughman's lunch I've ever seen. If I got one from a pub, dropped it on the floor then scraped it back onto the plate it would still look more appetising

>>218197003
we've done a referendum on that already x

>>218196986
Only one of those posts has more than 1 point. You’re smart enough to figure it out, I believe in you.

>>218196949
business analyst usually becomes a general dogsbody for management

>>218197003
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Scottish_independence_referendum

plough? man? ploughing a man?

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>American football player Ga'Quincy "Kool-Aid" McKinstry
why are they like this

>but that was over a decade ago
so was the Windrush generation but we can't get rid of them can we

>>218197028
12 years ago x

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>A man has been fined £500 after admitting to dressing as a navy admiral without permission at a Remembrance Sunday event.
rorke's da

YHE BINBLE

>NOOOOOOOOOO WE SHOULD KEEP HAVING REFERENDUMS UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!

>>218197061
why did he do it

>>218197029
they both have two points

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bit chilly lads

>>218197054
>>218197055
Pre-done

>>218197041
>2014

>>218197073
same reason people become trannies

>>218197073
sense of humour and a day off

women are made for it

yung wigger

>>218197070
What’s wrong? Worried it won’t go your way this time? A lot has gone wrong in 12 years

>>218197055
so an independent scotland would have a referendum on re-joining every 12 years would they?

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the scrandemic

Love gfberg but since I work from home I kinda prefer being back at toil, can’t just lie in bed all day like a mong when she’s around but nobody at work can stop me from scrolling, shitposting and wanking from bed all day as long as I do my work and meet deadlines

the lowest depths of cuckdom are reserved for the lads that live with a female flatmate who doesn't shag them

had a mate who spent the entirety of uni sharing a flat with 3 of them, one in particular being an absolute baddie, and never got with any of them. Basically treated like a gentle eunuch

>>218197111
>A lot has gone wrong in 12 years
all outweighed by brexit

>>218197111
Sorry but you're stuck here
Feel free to mount an armed insurgency (you won't)

they are only desperate to gain independence so they cram as many non whites in to their countries as possible its fucking bizzare

just split the country in half and one side can do the one thing and the other side can do the other thing
what could go wrong

>>218197133
>baddie
dont understand what this means not a black American teenager unfortunately

>>218197061
he probably would have got away with it if he hadn't also put 300 medals on his chest

>>218197117
>animal arse next to your food

>>218197114
If more than 50% of the country want independence you should have a referendum that’s called democracy
>>218197136
Thank you England
>>218197137
No, another referendum will do thanks

>>218197146
they mistyped baddiel

>>218197073
>In interview, he told police he had wanted a sense of "belonging and affirmation".
he's a self-important tarq

told gf that she's made for BBC and she said she prefers channel 4

>>218197133
Despite being an autistic retard I couldn’t stop shagging at uni, if you’re kind of autistic but study computer science and have a bit of booze in you they just assume you’re awkward but smart. Add to that being in good shape and being a bit posh and it’s just a shagfest even as a 5’8 manlet freak

Those days are far behind me now

just eaten eggs on sourdough bread

>>218197146
reckon you could just figure it out from context if you weren't a complete mong

>>218197168
>No, another referendum will do thanks
You can't have one, this has been established
You're free to leave our united country if you'd rather have a different set of laws or something lol

>>218197180
would love to bash your head in

>>218197168
>If more than 50% of the country want independence you should have a referendum that’s called democracy
And how do you work that out without holding a referendum?

>>218197180
I'm smart, a bit posh and in good shape and get zero pussy

baddies are the evil ones in films

cuh i finna fien over dem ABG ahh huzz

>>218197200
You’re so scared of the “union” falling apart lmao

>>218197185
yeah i could but im not going to spend my time learning to speak like a pickaninnie american

>>218197206
You need to be attractive as well

>>218197180
Absolute bullshit lol

>>218197180
knew someone like you who parlayed that experience into a long-term relationship with a fairly historied girl. now at 28 they're happily married with a kid on the way.

>>218197204
Polling

I say Scotland referendum NOW. Let them fuck off

>>218197168
>If more than 50% of the country want independence
they don't though x

toilfu was on the verge of tears and saying "I hate this fucking job" last week and now she's all smiles and jokes again don't understand women at all

>>218197243
lol ok

>>218197133
m8 of mine had a female flatmate for a few years. i ended up dating her, it was a good in.

>>218197252
was he in his room next door just listening to the sound of her getting railed lmao

>>218197228
Why would our very real legal and political union fall apart? You are never having another referendum, this is quite obvious
You will die in a united kingdom, best get used to it

one time I shagged a girl and her housemate on separate occasions and neither of them ever found out

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Wish I liked my country

>>218196413
Say your phone got hacked

>>218197241
I’m engaged and own a house with my fiancée, found a cute 2nd gen Chinese girl who plays LoL with me and settled down

>>218197249
probably got discarded by CHAD over christmas and new year but reconciled this weekend

one time i had sex

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>>218197243
Most recent official poll of the Scottish people took place in 2024. About 30% of people voted for a pro-independence party.

rorke listening through the wall to chad shagging a new bird every night in his uni halls

>found a cute 2nd gen Chinese girl who plays LoL with me and settled down
genuinely winced at this

>>218197294
>cute
>chinese
pick one

I did not experience sex or romance growing up and this will permanently affect me until the day I die.

I've started having sex with escorts at 29 but I will always be slightly bitter.

>>218197312
screaming at how absolutely fucked the SNP are

met this lad at uni who had fancied this girl for years, he was in 3rd year and literally told me he had fancied her since year 1 but never tried anything. not being a huge sperg I ended up shagging her and when he found out he never spoke to me again

>>218197312
>SNP lost 40 seats
oh my dayz

one time I drank an entire litre of water

>>218197309
choccy milk status?

always vote for the yorkshire party me, not sure what they're for

>>218197340
woah youre so based and redpilled!! LE CHAD AND LE VIRGIN XDD

Remarking on something arbitrary

>>218197336
I only started shagging towards the end of uni and I've shagged loads since then and even that I reckon did a lot of damage
so you're probably done

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Big cities need to be cleaned up. What's the plan?

>>218196744
give me the milf

If Trump can just invade Venezuela why doesn’t Starmer just invade Scotland and stop them whining all the time?

>>218197374
press the fix everything button

>Settle down with a gamer gf
>Wearing loungewear all day
>Watching your favourite Twitch streamer together
>Discord
>Collecting plastic trinkets
>Dancing together and feeling the rhythm flow through your body
Fucking awful.

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Rorke on tour

>>218197374
get nige in power

>>218197374
Very facefuckable

>>218197374
how is she filming it then

getting the sense that the stories of shagging are riling up all the spergs in here rn

yeah its worth paying like 50p extra for the proper warburtons bread instead of own brand stuff

>>218197370
alri thaimong

insufferable posh uni twat talk hour is it

>>218197394
scr

>>218197402
don't know how anyone can enjoy "medium" sliced cheap bread, that shit's fucking translucent

>>218197394
deegs spotted

>>218197394
that is extremely based. Rorke would never

>>218197421
from bogland to bongland how the invention of the bell changed it all

>>218197424
going to uni hasn't been insufferably posh for about 70 years now great-grandad

>>218197374
Find it funny how statistically women are far less likely to be the victim of violence and crime in general but they’re constantly in full schizo mode about it, plus they’ll constantly vote for things that make them more likely to be victims of something

I wish I were in a room with a whole bunch off butt-women

36 year old virgin me

mental how they charge more for thick sliced bread just because fucking retards think they're getting more bread in a loaf
it's the same sized loaf, people!!

>>218197336
You missed out on the most important aspect of human socialisation during your most formative years and you're only "slightly bitter"? You're a man of strong mental constitution.

>>218197394
I have been convinced for a long time that autistics have been the key driving force behind human progress

truncehons just seem like a very jolly way to do police brutality

the same mongs and schizos banging on about rorke shadowboxing again with the same unfunny shit and suicidal retard sperg aussie yeah

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Leftypol's big date

>>218197502
australia MENTIONED

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nth for the baddiedem

back in my day we had to slice our own bread and suitcases didn't have wheels on them

just had a poo
now eating lunch

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can't believe this was 11 years ago

>>218197530
>and suitcases didn't have wheels on them
Bizarre how long it took for that to become the norm

>>218197510
>Manors
>chomping at the bit

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>>218197542

>>218197510
what's this

>>218197563
>>chomping at the bit
whats wrong with this

>>218197574
corr

I have an alcohol problem that I don't want to get out of but I don't want to get help for it because I don't want to stop

>>218197574
umlephant

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One of Mamdanis. Leftypol's girl

>>218197574
the fabled umelephant

>>218197570
leftypol going on a date and managing to fuck up eating a pizza (as he's a rough working class man you see)

now that i think about it the wrong trousers is the PINNACLE of soul, a close shave deserves an honourable mention, but the wrong trousers just can't be beat

>>218197543
Still think "ayo dis nigga eatin beans" whenever i eat beans kek, mad how much the 'chon influences your psyche

also, he cute

Keir Starmer just got off the phone with me, says he's annoyed that 4chan is still accessible and he's going to send an email to Ofcom about it later

>>218197587
peasant face

>>218197587
white women are retarded

>>218197603
I told you before rorke, the moon one is the best one
love that little fridge with the arms

>>218197622
cor yes that one had it all. the fridge, the penguin, it was all pure sovl

>>218197574
Annihilate this little freak with a 15in explosive shell

That woman is clearly JEWISH

>>218197657
Can’t be! Her name is weaver you see so her family must’ve been weaving fabric or something

any of you lads really wish you could explain something you know about to someone

>>218197587
Squidward type nose

>>218197650
corrr yes and the penguin, funny little fucker he is

Get the Gü cheesecakes eaten

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%BChrermuseum
kek
lil failed art student ass niqquh building he own art museum

>>218197685
I wish someone could just listen to me talk about whatever goes through my mind and not judge me so I wouldn't have to talk to myself like the madman I am. I just like my video games, I'm completely harmless

Find it utterly bewildering that Starmer isn't in jail yet for comes against humanity

you have no authority here jackie weaver

leftypol will be like "actually not being a retard broke faggot your entire life is white supremacy" then wonder why no one likes him

I TAKE CHARGE

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>>218197687
What phenotype is this

>>218197741
name 3 crimes

round up all the rorkes and throw them in an active volcano

>>218197782
Human-mole rat hybrid

I killed Abraham Lincoln

>>218197486
>You're a man of strong mental constitution.
Yeah I actually am.

>>218197783
1. Cutting winter fuel payments
2. Letting the boats in
3. Being a boring twat.

>>218197814
no you didn't. stop lying

>>218197657
>>218197683
not every stupid woman is jewish rorke

>me (an intellect): I woke up this morning and breathed air
>/brit/ (an imbecile): no you didn't stop lying.

>>218197783
Fascism
Zionism
Anti free speech (leftist opinions only)

leftymong talking about rorke 159,000 times

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>comes against humanity

>>218197828
>Social darwinism
>Biological darwinism
Based?

>>218197849
never happened stop lying.

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I'm putting a CD together, this ones for the rorkedem, nothing but pure one leg skankers. you in?

lmfaaaaaao

Does Starmer ever take a stance on anything, lads?

>>218197897
how supercilious of him

>>218197904
He literally believes in nothing.

>>218197897
whats he complaining about he got the FIFA peace prize

I genuinely believe there will be a civil war in the country in the next year

imagine having the last name 'trump', like fart

Sir Civil War

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Mind boggling that people worship this pile of shite

>>218197936
go outside, unplug yourself from the internet rorke

>>218197936
tommy robinson and kier starmer fighting over whos the biggest zionist is it yeah

>>218197936
in America? Likely
here? lmao

first track for my compilation
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk?t=19

in a UK civil war the winning factions will be the farmers and roadmen cause they're the only ones with easy access to guns

Skin was alot better when I was getting steaming every day its absolutely fucked now

Trump winning best music video at the VMAs

>>218197947
every cricket tournament is a shit show now because all the different Sirs hate each other and refuse to play in each other
India and Bangaldesh hate each other now
Afghanistan and Pakistan hate each other
India is backing Afghanistan to do whatever it wants like not give women rights because they fight pakistan
and el classico of identical sirs seething at each other for stuff everyone else hates them for, pakistan vs india

British civil war 2027 you heard it hear first

>>218198026
>>218198026

>>218197967
2016 was 10 years ago, time to move on

>>218198016
afghan cricket team has nothing to do with the country though doesn't it?

>>218198016
'jeets ruining something that used to be good?
who could have predicted this