corr

just indubitubatex anudda excessive pooberg

Nate the lawyer says the ICE guy is gonna walk if charged

>>218353768
>I never started drinking because all the alcohol I tried tasted like fucking dogshit
try Malibu with sweetened condensed milk (50:50), it is like candy

Serious question: how do I get over my fear of women?

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>>218353736

>>218353814
personally, i'm not interested in what a darkie thinks

>>218353824
Exposure therapy

>>218353824
just picture them naked

>>218353822
Are you some kind of woman?

>>218353814
yeah no shit. clearest case of self defense ever

>>218353830
Personally I'm not interested in what you think cause you never went to law school

>>218353835
I'm just offering him a painless and tasty method. I usually drink homemade slivovitz.

serious question: how do i get over my anxiety regarding women who i am sexually attracted to? (uggos are nothing to me)

>>218353822
who the fuck drinks condensed milk yet alone in a beverage

thats actually rank

do you actually know what condensed milk is?.

i mean holy shit

bro like ita suppised to be for making deserts

its like a.million calories

literally given its not like 1963 anymore the only people who drink condensed milk are the homeless

holy fuck

absolute state

>>218353846
I say that but then half of the country is literally lying about what they saw in the video

>>218353874
yeah but they know they're lying so it doesn't really change anything.

>>218353824
this>>218353832
Seriously.

>>218353858
>slivovitz
What kind bro? The best I've ever tasted here was made from apricot, it's the like the drink of the gods.

>>218353864
I'm talking about sweetened condensed milk, not condensed milk.
With Malibu it tastes like Raffaelo.

Big dawg You got to get that Himalayan popcorn add the Greek seasoning to it and then have it with a truly unruly

got really anxious and threw up again today

>>218353863
By talking to them you'd be surprised how stupid some of them are or how normal they are you can make a conversation and see that there's nothing to be scared of.

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Everyone treats us like shit cause of my daughter (picrel). And desu I’m growing hatred for her. I know she’s disabled. But she eats like a pig, she’s happy 24/7. Tbh it scares me to say this and I’m shedding a tear saying this, but I don’t love her. She’s a burden

>>218353864
I put a little bit in coffee sometimes

taste good

>>218353889
yes nibba thats the only condensed milk im talking about

like you hafta be crazy or homeless to drink that shidd

holy shidd nibbas comin atme left and right

>>218353913
bro youre abput 300lb

>>218353904
>how normal they are
I am extremely abnormal. i have nothing in common with normal people, and i don't want to have a conversation with them.
i already know that they're dullards.
i just want to have sex with them.
my anxiety comes from the position that they can deny me sex.
it doesn't come from whatever you're imagining.

>>218353846
Legally it's self defense, but it's still retarded to approach the car from the front in the first place

Now that you guys mention it I think I will have that German rum chocolate in the cabinet

>>218353885
>What kind bro?
For us is "slivovitz" only plum spirit (slivovice, slíva = plum in old way).
>apricot
"meruňkovice"
>apple
"kalvados"
>pear
hruškovice
>walnut
ořechovka
>sour cherry
višňovice

>>218353848
you're still going to read my posts, sister

>>218353935
he was walking around it until she decided to try and murder him for whatever reason (she's an insane lesbian).

>>218353928
I'm a little over 200 lbs but I'm 6'3

>>218353958
*Slaps you in the face with my dick*
What now?

>>218353908
A.I picture

>>218353824
https://onemorelibrary.com/index.php/en/?option=com_djclassifieds&format=raw&view=download&task=download&fid=14411

>>218353934
>my anxiety comes from the position that they can deny me sex.
Why would that be giving you anxiety?
If you don't care about them and you are not like a super handsome guy I'm afraid youre gonna have to get interested and play the game.

>>218353976
*flosses my teeth with your thin as fuck dick*
what's that you're saying?

>>218353874
>half of the country
90% of the people soyfacing about it aren't even american lol

made the mistake of going on outer /int/

>>218353996
Since the whole board is just about america there's not much point to leaving /cum/

>>218353952
Oh so each one has it's own name. Here we just call it Rakia and preface with the fruit.

Apricot is Kaisieva Rakia.

Slivova rakia ect...

>>218353984
>Why would that be giving you anxiety?
you're not very familiar with the mechanisms of human emotion.
I have a want, an emotional desire. that desire is for sexual gratification. That desire hinges on the approval of another person.
that other person can subvert my desire. If they subvert that desire, i will experience anguish at having my desires denied.
i have a fully developed brain, so i can think about the future and how things may or may not happen. I can imagine a person subverting my desire, even tho it hasn't happened yet.
contemplating negative events in life results in a kind of anxious response, as a form of ego defense.

does this make sense to you?

>>218354010
The impotent seething is just pathetic
Yes I'm dumb and fat and worship Israel yes I get it

Coffee high fading, sadness returning

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After the love is gone
What used to be right is wrong
https://youtu.be/7tuJfud4W6U?si=Nff8-xCZgIJjL1_n

>>218354013
The best rakija I've ever had was made by a shepherd in the Romanian mountains, nigga was really bored, so he was picking blueberries and then turning them into alcohol.

>>218354021
Its a handful of posters that literally cannot stop thinking about america

>>218353991
*Cum in your mouth from the friction*

They are actively trying to turn this cunt third world they want a glut of angry unemployed young men so they can draft them, or something

playing a difficult co-op puzzle game with your gf is a good test of a relationship

>>218354027
corner storga

>>218353992
I kind of figured that

Honestly I just hate how the fact I wanna get a job before I start my course but I will probably just re do my entire resume again or just fix my indeed profile

>>218353737 #
What happened

>>218354061
People who say this are retarded. You're literally richer and have a higher HDI than 90% of the people in the world by working at a Dunkin Donuts in Portland

>>218354090
and why does that mean we should import the third world again?

>>218354100
Nobody said this. Stop trying to make an argument out of nothing

>>218354018
I get that but usually when someone rejects me I don't feel anxiety but kind of like a sucks feeling.

But as I said if you are not some kind of attractive guy you have to play in the courting game which can be anxiety inducing but it gets better the more you do it.

>>218354052
Yeah those guys in the mountains know what thy are doing. Mine was at a Vila in the mountains that we rented for a birthday. The guy who owned the villa came to drink with us one night and we gave him from our batch, he said it's ok but CHECK THIS OUT and brought some of his own Apricot stuff - I will never forget this ever it was so good. Very nice old man.

I've never had a blueberry one

>>218354086
i lost everything at the bottom of the bottle

>>218354110
so why are you responding to a point about immigration with that nonsense? are you retarded, perhaps?

>>218353786
Yeah I was pretty oblivious to how you guys have it. Now I know it can be worse.

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should i ask if theyre hiring?

>>218354120
What happened to your parents and dog? Are you in treatment? How'd you start?

*starts dancing suggestively*
>You want my love and can't deny
>You know it's true but you try to hide

>>218354120
I tried to drown my problems. Turns out they can float...

>>218354142
Your argument wasn't even originally about that, You just made a general statement and I replied to it retard

>>218354112
so now that we're on the same page, what you're saying to me is "i don't understand your experience"

>>218354036
I still hate my parents music

>>218354172
that wasn't me idiot. and yes his argument was about immigration, the only way you turn a country third world is by importing third worlders (probably you)

>>218354144
>Tel Aviv
Are you a Israeli twink or something?

>>218354090
>have a higher HDI than 90% of the people in the world by working at a Dunkin Donuts in Portland
I tend to distrust these statistical measures
They usually include a bunch of irrelevant stuff. I don't believe some dude with a bunch of expensive plastic junk and subscriptions necessarily lives a better life than some third worlder with a family

romantic content in movies makes me deeply uncomfortable b/c i believe i'll never experience these emotions

both HDI and the "happiness" measure are fake

>>218354204
>the only way you turn a country third world is by importing third worlders
LMAO a bunch of countries have gone backwards in development because of economic policies or geopolitics.

just got an 18 crit with my ranger in xcom 2

>>218354218
The dude in the third world fucks his wife 15 times raw In the hopes that one of his kids ends up being the Albert Einstein of Nigeria which never happens

>>218354151
started to cope with school and social anxieties neither are problemd anymore
let my parents down constantly they dont even trust me to buy groceries anymore ill forget or fuck up
neglected my dog i grew up with at the end of his life when he really needed love and reassurance and i mostly just ignored him ive been in and out even me typing this is pointless im not going to remember it tomorrow

>>218354175
Not necessarily, I was once a fat kid who thought no girl would even want to be with me and that gave me much anxiety and made me sad. But then i said fuck this and started working out, it was very hard but I kept going.

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I unironically like The Office

Is /brit/ faster than /cum/ because all the schizos and neets just get gibs there or is there some other reason?

>>218354237
and they're still first world. only thing that can truly ruin a first world country are low IQ immigrants or some sort of insane war which we won't have in the foreseeable future.

>>218354266
/Brit/ posts are poor quality the posts here are actually better

>>218354238
How does x/cum/ 2 compared to the first gaym?

>>218354256
now i'm the one who doesn't understand your experience. i've always kept my body in fantastic shape.

>>218354266
It's faster because they just random stuff and there's not much discussion
>>218354261
It's a great show.

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did any other truecels experience that thing in early adolescence where girls in a much higher social strata would press you with probing questions the answers to which were meant to expose or humiliate you or they would feign interest or friendship in some kind of insidiously dominant way, weird foid plausible deniability bullying

>>218354305
This fat black girl in high school "asked me out" in an obviously disingenuous manner one time. I really don't know what that was about. Trying to gauge how desperate I was I guess

youtube made the letter abbreviations for million and thousand lowercase in my country

>>218354267
>only thing that can truly ruin a first world country are low IQ immigrants
Like Somalis and Venezuelans(One of my DoorDash drivers was that and he tried to steal my food)

>>218354295
It was just an example.
The point is overcoming adversity and not giving in to the shitty feelings.

>>218354328
lol she viewed you as attainable

>>218354342
Maybe but she obviously wasn't serious about it and was trying to trick me into something. I could tell she wasn't being genuine

>>218354305
yes but only in junior high
>weird foid plausible deniability bullying
good way of articulating it

Butterfinger bbs were good but OBAMA took them away from us!

>>218354112
>I've never had a blueberry one
In my case only once.
>he said it's ok but CHECK THIS OUT
I'm not surprised, it's their hobby. Here, old people basically "compete" for the best shit. They are even capable of removing the pits from cherries just to get the best flavor.

>>218354253
Are you drunk now?

apparently cousinberg had a baby. i didn't even know she was pregnant.

>>218354231
Same but it doesn't even have to be romantic, just any positive interaction

>>218354339
i don't think it's a good example.
there is widespread social infrastructure to facilitate working out, and it can be done alone, and it's easy, and it's productive, and it feels good.

/cum/ is definitely one of the most normalfag generals on this website

>>218354391
Okay Normalfag

Sugary stuff gives me the worst fucking gas and gut stuff
Beans and vegetables make it comfortable lol

>>218354371
butterfinger bare back sex

can you bump this thread
>>218349068
basically, you're going to piss off religious joos

>>218354361
>>218354305
I definitely remember asking some girl straight up, "Why are you talking to me?" in front of others.
i didn't think anything of it at the time, and i still don't. tho i do recognize that question as one that's not typically appropriate to ask

>>218354372
Yeah same here which is good because competition breeds greatness.
>>218354388
>and it's easy, and it's productive, and it feels good.
Not if you are fat. If it was so easy there wouldn't be so many fat people.

>>218354412
Well I mean if that's what you want *unzips pants*

I went to /brit/ once and it was just a bunch of incoherent nonsense

>>218354443
It would be a nice cultural tradition if we weren't a nation of alcoholics.

>>218354456
It's awful the one time that you can engage with them their responses are trash

>>218354444
checked

>>218354443
>If it was so easy there wouldn't be so many fat people.
i posit that some people experience the same things in vastly different ways. what's easy and comfortable for one, might be grueling and unbearable to another.

>MEEEEEEE ANDDDDDD MRS.JONES!!!!!!

>>218353736
The internet would be better if there were no Americans on it

>>218354484
Conveniently enough if your country didn't exist the world would be a better place....

>>218354205
no im normal

Whenever i come back to this place my mood plummets. You all are a bunch of negative nancies
Taking a week long vacation until /cum/ gets its act together

the wannabe shah of iran's wife is fucking a yoga instructor who also makes porn

>>218354284
2 is a direct upgrade to 1
the only negative I can think of is the turn timer for some missions and the alien game over scenario, but you can double the length of both in the game settings (no mods)
the stealth system is really cool. I used to hate it, but now I use stealth classes/perks for scouting and it’s pretty OP. You can locate pods before you stumble into them

>>218354492
We invented space. Who would you be without space?

>>218354456
>>218354463
I've been trying to do that for a week and only an american guy that posts vocaroos talked to me, and maybe 2-3 anons.
>>218354462
Yeah I feel you, lot of alcies here.
>>218354472
Yeah so the common denominator is the hard thing and overcoming it - that's why the example didn't matter. It would be equally valid if I said I was really skinny and couldn't lift 20 pounds and was weak.

>>218354503
Normal in Tel Aviv is slightly bisexual

something is happening in iran

>>218354517
Prefer time myself

>>218354517
Still ok.

>>218354519
perhaps you don't understand hardship, since it was so easy for you to get exercise.
is there nothing in your life that is too difficult for you to confront?

>>218354527
I did it

>>218354527
typical color revolution shit, like they did in ukraine and the other middle eastern nations.

>>218354537
Based. I am not friends with anyone and do not communicate with anyone. I work from home. I hardly ever go outside and use delivery services. This is the best life.

>>218354543
>since it was so easy for you to get exercise.
It wasn't easy at all, why do you think it was easy for me?
>is there nothing in your life that is too difficult for you to confront?
I've done many difficult things that scared me at first. That's the whole point that I'm making.

Bro how autistic are you? No offence/

>>218354542
No one would have sold you Alaska without us.

>>218354575
>It wasn't easy at all, why do you think it was easy for me?
if it's possible to do, it's easy. it's that simple.

>>218354305
I don’t think I noticed any social stratas beyond my own past grade 6
Girls stopped talking to me/I to them in grade 9

After the Ayatollah is overthrown the name of Iran can be
>The Magnificent Kingdom Of Persia, Land Of The Aryans

girls wouldn't stop talking to me in 9th grade. it was constant

>>218354602
I had to live in Alaska for 2 years, it was a shithole with no redeemable factors outside of the nature

>>218354611
I completely disagree. A lot of seemingly impossible things are possible if you apply yourself and don't give up.

I'm sick of playing this thirdie game. It's Iran and I'm never calling it anything different.

>>218354635
And what, you want a cookie now?

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>>218354670
yeah I want those foids to pay for wasting my time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N72U-NFu44k

>>218354661
now i'll answer your question. yes, i am autistic.
how do i intuit another person's emotions from their face, posture, tone of voice?

I have thirdie fatigue

I was in the first ever /cum/ thread

>>218354697
you'll be stuck with that for the rest of your life

>>218354697
me too man, me too. I don't even live by them.

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My time in Alaska was a very trash time in my life

>>218354704
I was once a single cell

>>218354572
What do you do for work
Remote work is the dream for every introverted cel, but they're hard to come by these days

>>218354718
chii?

why are memory sticks so high priced now. WTF

>>218354697
Me with Minnesota

>>218354704
Okay UNC

Reminder that /cum/ is a normie and Chad general. I'd you've never had a gf before please leave until you've done so

>>218354729
AI data centers buying them in bulk and factories wanting money

thanks capitalism

>>218354729
Keep up with the demand of jeets using grok to make AI videos of celebrities getting blacked

>>218354727
Chiiiiiiii!

>>218354644
Okay.

You would never have built the F-117 without us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Ufimtsev

No one would ever teach your actors how to act.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin_Stanislavski

Hirohito would never have surrendered, even after 10 nuclear bombs (because no one in Japan took them seriously, since the classic bombing of Tokyo caused more damage and more casualties), because his army could not have been destroyed without us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Manchuria

etc

The weather in Alaska is shit because Russian SOVL still lives there.

>>218354752
based jeets

Mcdouble and a snack wrap for dinner but I wish I had two more of each

>>218354755
So far you haven't caught my interests which just proves I was right in my statement

>>218354690
Just fyi didn't want to offend you, just got a bit frustrated, sorry.

I'm not sure If I can teach you from here, arent there maybe some behavioral videos that can help you, have you looked?

I will not apologize for generating 5 second videos of celebrities taking off their tops and flashing their boobs

Russians? Stinky

>>218354772
honestly? respect

How do autists not know how to read facial expressions
Not trying to be mean but genuinely what goes through their minds when they see someone grimace for example i mean isn't that just like basic pattern recognition

>>218354757
I cant deny that I love Mickey D's double cheeseburgers but FUCK paying almost $5 for one

>>218354780
It's all the smoked fish and vodka

>>218354757
>almost $10 in Canada with the tax
Such a grim country we've become

>>218354795
HORRID!

just crossed the border from mexico did my flag update

>>218354305
yes. those are some of my most confusing childhood memories.

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>>218354742
>>218354729

>>218354791
They don't make as much eye contact and the parts of the brains dealing with emotions & facial recognition aren't processing things properly

>>218354809
It says you are posting from the Seychelles on my screen

>>218354768
yeah, i have. it's a performative act, and one that's intensely mentally engaging. it'd be like having you sit down and solve integrals or merge software packages.
it's not intuitive by any means.
if i'm not locked in and focused 100%, things will just fly by me.

you can analogize it to working out. you can do it for a while, but if you try to do it all day your body will give out. some things are just not possible for a man, even if you work hard.

>>218354408
one of my gi issues turned out to be aggravated by the sugar substitutes used in chewing gum

>>218354724
Over the years of solitude, I mastered C++, Python, Ruby (only useful for SketchUp add-ons), digital drawing, and 3D (a very large set of knowledge and programs, I won't list them all). I work directly with various OOO companies (the equivalent of your LLCs), doing a variety of work that is never boring, from automation scripts to testing, from 3D models to small interactive scenes.

if you can make bowls out of bread then whats the point of bowls

>>218354791
it's similar to how you can't understand their experience right now, in this conversation where you're an active participant.

The jams
https://youtu.be/QpbhSlce_ek

The Russian inferiority complex is mind-boggling.

>>218354846
>Dogs
>Negros
>Mexicans
Bit redundant innit

>>218354887
And rather small-penised

>>218354766
You're too serious for this Minecraft forum.

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>>218354889
don't insult dogs that way

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>>218354899
.

>>218354890
There is no doubt about that when they are being replaced by Chinese and other people from -stans.

>>218354914
ai sloppa

>>218354825
>it's a performative act
well you might have to learn it rather than feel it, I'm not really familiar exactly how autism works so I dont want to speak out of my ass

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Thank you /Deutsch/

>>218354914
why coleslaw

>>218354924
Damn how'd you figure that out

I have a 7-3 job now and I don't hate it. Am I a goyslave?

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>>218354930

>>218354854
I tried to learn python but I'm too stupid for programming. I got filtered by the beginner practice programs in the book I was reading
I hate how everything has to be super exact like you miss a space somewhere and a program won't run.

>>218354935
Grow up and get better taste, faggot

>>218354943
I think you become a goyslave when you get a job that pays so much that you don't dare quit

hey kid
im a computer
stop all the downloadin!

>>218354924
You are so smart dude

>>218354980
indeed now stop posting your retard tier AI slop

>>218354929
i'm just making excuses. i don't need to be able to connect emotionally to someone or understand them to secure dates.

I need to quit coffee
Abstained for two days but gave in today and ik I won't sleep tonight.

>>218354943
7-3 is preferable to 9-5 if your commute isn’t bad. 8-4 is ideal or even 9-4

>>218354987
Stop being a niggerfaggot first

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>>218354991
you can certainly fake it if you are good enough

>>218355000
get some taste and stop being a retard, fagit

>>218355027
Seethe

the fact lana rhodes wishes she could delete all her porn videos makes me want to fap to them more

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Damn!

why do you make posting of shit? we dont do that in germany.

>>218355033
dilate, troon

>>218355041
>wishes she could delete all her porn videos
why is that? did she turn christian or something?

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.

>>218355041
someone post the screenshot of the jeet bodying her

>>>/tv/217250277
So true

>>218355066
I dont think so, she just started to regret ever doing it

I guarantee you she's still earning checks from her porn tho

what's up with these awful comics?

I drank almost 2,000 calories in beer today, didn't bathe for the third day in a row, picked up the Xanax from Walmart at the drive through. Tomorrow will be better. I can feel it.

>>218355047
>>218355074
Reddit humor

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>El goblino de Venezuela

>>218355103
wait, those were supposed to be funny?

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>>218353736
What do you like to do for fun?

goin to sleep. tomorrow will be a day.

>>218355156
nothing fun about my life

>>218355094
not sure how their contracts work, I doubt they get residuals

>>218355156
Jelqing

Do you ever use doordash or Uberjeets?

>>218355173
most of them get a one time check and that's it. maybe the more famous ones get residuals but I doubt it.

>>218355194
Ye

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every person I know who jelqed ended up with ed

>>218355156
table tennis

>>218354954
>I tried to learn python but I'm too stupid for programming.
It's incredibly easy. It's really designed for idiots. I think the problem is that you weren't very involved in it. Start small, with a simple, short explanatory book, such as A Byte of Python (free pdf). The only difficulty with Python is that third-party library authors write commands in them without following any standard, which can be confusing at first. Learning a library (module) is also a special educational process, but as a rule, it is simple. Get yourself a notebook and write everything down in it. Learning is not reading and forgetting; it is repeating what has been learned before.
Also, take a full range of vitamins (from A to zinc) in tablets and amino acids such as L-theanine (in capsules) - it improves memory and concentration.

>I hate how everything has to be super exact like you miss a space somewhere and a program won't run.
You should get used to this. Python has specific stylistic rules for writing code. You need to read PEP 8, and over time you will easily get the hang of it.

I hope this will be useful.

>>218355194
fuck no

In prior cultures having an std was seen as shameful and embarrassing
In the year 2026, however, after the rise of the incels, one of the most pivotal developments of 21st century history, STD having became seen as a status symbol of sorts; a mark that definitively proves a man's non incel status

>>218355271
Kek no

>>218355276
Coping non std having incel

>>218355271
never had an std and i'm scared of getting one

saars I am taking a shit

>>218355271
>std
sti now unc

>>218355271
>He thinks it's actually tied to sexual conquest

4 burgers. #notenough #yum

>>218355211
why do canadians have such tiny benises

Nothing is entertaining to me anymore
I am constantly bored
Lonely
Depressed

how does the "confirm you're a human" cloudflare check box help in any capacity

do people still use the extra flags extension

>>218355385
verifies your IP address hasn't been blacklisted o algo

ate dinner and got knocked out for few hours now its midnight

After the incel revolution of 2030 a caliphate was erected and a new constitution created guaranteeing all men the right to penis in vagina sex

>>218355401
It doesn't work if you change the browser it treats it as a new device

>>218355401
would've thought they already knew that

What's the point of learning complex nerd stuff
Some other nerd will just do it for me and create a tool that does all the complex stuff for me

>>218355487
They don't

>>218355501
what if youre too dumb to use the tool

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

>>218355513
Someone will invent a dumbed down tool that will use the smart tool for me

>>218355532
A 5 pointed star? What do you not understand

>>218355532
If you can't figure out how to count, you probably shouldn't have access to the internet desu

>>218355532
SAAAAAAAAARRRR EXPLAIN THE CAPTCHA FOR ME SAAR

>>>/wsg/6069951

New captcha really filters the lowest IQs

rwanda
romania
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

reckon it's bait

what if a chinese retard was gay

>>218355385
cloudflare operates a network of ten billion nanoscale spy cameras watching everyone just to make sure it's always a human checking the box

Drinking beer and vaping

was playing mahjongg with some asians today and this old lady was pestering this guy nonstop about his alcohol intolerance no matter how much we tried to steer the conversation away form it. Got me to thinking about how the yellow fever fags will marry a yellow and ruin their kids childhoods with a tiger mom upbringing

eating sapporo ichiban ramen sriracha flavor

very good for the price

I'd like to "check" Sanna's box, IYKWIM

why do skittles make me so thirsty

>>218355597
You missed Russia bro

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whom /drinking/ here?

>>218355665
I hear that happens to gays

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I love takagi

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>>218355689

>>218355689
omg meee

>>218355706
Not a fan of her 5head if I'm being truthful carnal

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>>218355721
I think she's perfect

Chilling with dogberg watching aliens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oyhlad64-s
Every time I see a spanish flag I imagine this is who's behind the post.

>>218355795
Really wish I could have a dogberg of my own, but seeing as I live alone and toil 40 hours per week it just feels cruel to subjugate a dog to that.

>>218355822
There's plenty of dogbergs suffering in shelters who would gladly live like that

>>218355795
Dogberg is sleeping in my parents room
>>218355822
Yeah I am out of the house and sometimes have to call friends or neighbors to help take care of her

>>218355822
you could foster dogs on the weekends. or just get a cat.

>>218355856
2 hours earlier I feel asleep with dogberg for a bit we have been spending a lot of time together lately usually I keep him out of my room

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> I feel asleep with dogberg for a bit we have been spending a lot of time together lately

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>>218355689
me

>>218355884
urkelkin hands typed this post

>>>/wsg/6056693

>>218355911
wtf

just came back from doctorberg and found out I have priapism

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHywdqH3F6Y

>>218355957
Did the nurse jack you off or what's even the cure

>>218356008
I need to have my entire penis amputated

>>218356024
Damn, sorry bro hope it grows back

>>218356025
future mommy body

>>218356025
i hate tattoos but that one is cute

feeling a poo brewing

>>218356040
I'm getting a Mandingo transplant

just no diffed an internet debate *pops champagne bottle*

>>218356070
Same do you want to sync our poos?

ANY SEXY BABES WANT TO DM

New
>>218356126

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>>218356087
at the stroke of 10 we both clog our shitters as one collectives unit. Hands across america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrYEyJhlS4
Rolled this video but his prose sucks and he doesn't explain what he's talking about

im back

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i rate this 10/10. cried near the end

corr

just exorbitated the defecationstein