BWC edition
Somehow came across this video of some british travel vlogger getting off a plane in northern pakistan and the stewardesses were thirsting over him like mad
>>218414178time for bed over there
>>218414151>>218414184spaki meltdown incoming
>>218414151my mom and my sister are making me hate women
arr Dua
>>218414219kek moms and sisters are the tutorial level for women
>>218414184many such cases
>>218414168i forgot that place existed, i feel bad laughing at them but its so funny.
>>218414221love her x
>>218414219Ever...you know...?
just farted on my foot and felt it get noticeably warmer
>>218414246Ik
*enters /brit/*alri la?
>>218414252Up the...uh...
>>218414235UM x
>>218414123>>Your language comes from Latin.Wrong.>>You were part of the Roman Empire.Wrong.>>You have the same religion.Also wrong. >>Share a long history with the european countries.Mostly wars against them.
im mewing rn
Detail from a picture at workDo you know what this is
much better atmospherelet's keep it this way
you can speak almost all the time without french words
>>218414277something that could electrocute me?
>>218414277some type of electrical connector. count the number of pins and google "x pin connector" and see
r/publicreminders mentioned
>>218414293hear hear
Sticking a glue trap on my testicles and tearing it off with a pair of rusty pliers
What happened to those 2 dudes that were arguing 10 minutes ago?
>>218414293preferred it in the ordovician, personally
>>218414277Was learning about these recently. Some kind of bayonet connector I think. Can't remember specifically. What's your job?
>>218414305Only if you’re giga retarded>>218414308There is no set number of pins for these connectors, I’ve built some in 10 minutes and others have taken hoursYou gotta NAME the connector type
in 2026 i will learn an instrument AND a languagea clue will be gained
>>218414339Each new /brit/ is like a reset. Disputes put on hold, hostilities ended. A blank slate. A tabula rasa, if you will.
>>218414262UP THE RA! OOA H UP THE RA!
>>218414359Learn sign language so you can communicate with other spastics and leave us be
>>218414354oh thought you were asking for adviceshant be engaging in trivia
>>218414359>I'm going to start my new hobby any day now says increasingly delusional man for the 33rd year in a row
suck my
>>218414348Aircraft electricianI fix fighter jets
>>218414354>Only if you’re giga retardedoh haha no worries on my end here then
>>218414376One time a large group of deaf people came into a club I was at and they were dancing and doing sign language, it kind of freaked me out because I was thinking "do they even hear the music, what's happening?"
>>218414406They can feel bass dummy
>>218414386already doing it>>218414376lighten upno need to be so rude!
>>218414389Kek what a fucking cope, does that line work for you on tinder? You're a glorified troubleshooter at the local Ford dealership. "I fix fighter jets" this sounds like it's coming from the mouth of a 5 year old but you're just that fucking autistic and retarded.
Might get a tattoo in braile
>>218414406they're pickin up good vibrations (it's giving them the excitations)
>>218414430whoa
suppose i ought to get up
>>218414430I work for the DoD and I fix modern fighters as well as recon aircraft and I’m married so not true anyway
>>218414376scr
>>218414430bro came out of nowhere just to roast him
>>218414422>>218414448Yeah I guess, there were two girls that were very cute.
Just filtered Sweden
>>218414389No kidding I'm starting an avionics job next month myselfAre you military or a contractor?
>>218414486a nation full of castrated men and you know whats.... sad
>>218414486Melty
>>218414481its all gone poowong
>>218414493Neither, DoD employeeA lot of my friends are avionics, I might switch over soon if I get bored of this and they put an appendix J out for it
>>218414467ive not slept yet
lil bro got completely cooked by a swede rando is crazy
Resolving matrice implementations...Solving stochastic frequency numbers....Abstracting virtual graph nodes....Result: You're Gay
>>218414481wow is that the guy from kevin and perry, and game of thrones, and after life, and strutter? amazing
gonna go to the kitchen and get some milk and orang ejuice
>>218414526What's difference between aircraft electrician and avionics? And what's an appendix j?
>Nobody writes dialogue like Tarantino
>>218414558Not sure, I haven't watched any of those. I only know him from that DJ movie.
>>218414574Electrician deals with the wiring throughout the plane and actually installing and testing components whereas avionics sits in an air conditioned building all day opening up the components to fix thingsAppendix J is basically an interest probing form
catberg on a fucking mad one
i've been subjected to a few probing forms myself
don't touch my camera goober
Clamping crocodile clips onto my gooch and plugging it into the mains
>>218414626
why does america let communist cuba be
>>218414660xxx-files with scully
just pooed now gonna eat peanuts raisins nd pepperjack chees
>>218414610Oh right I see. I think avionics here is what you call aircraft electrician then. Components technician seems to be a different qualification.I think most of the military stuff here is done by subsidiaries of the big manufacturers as contractors though defense force hires people too. I wouldn't have minded getting a job with Sikorsky but the naval base where they house the Seahawks we fly is in the middle of nowhere.
>>218414671Liz Kendall wants to ban this
>>218414671Just recently realized she's hot, I'm watching it now because I don't remember it from when I was a kid.
>>218414090read this unironic paki cope and it's hilarious
>>218414184Link it then
it's quite literally ironic since it's clearly bait
>>218414697she looks like a gender swapped nicolas cage
Emma Watson and me engaging in certain sexual acts that end with her accidentally giving me pink eye.
theyre still getting baited even after he stopped
>>218414221She was hot until I found out she is an Islamist
>>218414736she twerks naked on stage for kids shes about as muslim as diego is christian
>>218414721lel
>>218414736she thirsts for the superior seed of the ANGLO BVLL
>>218414694I used to work on seahawks actually, fun platform unless you’re in the tail cone, it’s a career id definitely recommend to anyone who likes aviationNot sure how you’d go about it though, lots of ways here, mine was through a 4 year federal apprenticeship
And that’s the icing on the shit cake.
>>218414758She supports third-worldist and Islamist ideologies in regards to global politics, doesn't matter what she practices in her personal life. She is the enemy. She would gladly see Britain come under the control of an Islamic dictatorship, because that would mean that her people "win".
>>218414660may allah forgive me for posting this image but...
>>218414767do you earn $150,000 a year like all americans
sucking a Islamist ideology
>>218414800not him but yes
Breakfast in bed is totally overrated. Much better to get up, nip to the loo and then be served breakfast (bacon sarnie and coffee preferably) whilst lazing on the sofa.
>>218414800About
watching one of those jap power rangers type shows and why do japanese men all dress and style themselves like lesbos
since I installed interpals all I get is women from Muslim countries messaging me non fucking stopfirst was an Algerian who said I looked like Kurt Cobain (who she said was hot)Wish they would just fuck offThey're not ugly but what do you even talk to a Muslim about?
>>218414798Yoooooo, wtf is my man doing LOL
its 1 am, i should really go to bed, its been fun fellas.
i earn $0 a year
night rose x
>>218414834You practice your rizz
>>218414859don't really want tobrowns are different from whites aren't they
>>218414834isnt it dead and full of bots?
twerking
>>218414834is that site still like something out of 2005? A lot of peoples emails and passwords got leaked cause of a hack years ago
more than one version even
>>218414874if you actually post, people seem to messagethe bots are extremely blatant too, it would quite literally only fool an actual passport bro boomer
>>218414851Blessed. Honestly. The amount of hatred for mankind that brews up after long term full time employment is just Satanic. There I said it. They fool us by making famous people people who only work 6-7 months a year or are doing arts and crafts. Including construction in arts and crafts. Belong in a pottery class making pots with flower handles. That's not work. Just think about it and get back to me.
Remember when Peter Steele posed in playgirl because he thought it was something women read
Pakis are apparently confused about why Iranians would reject Islam
>>218414767Nice, yeah I'd consider working with them in the future but for now going with something closer to home. It's a pretty small field here, either need to enlist with the ADF or get an apprenticeship which isn't easy.I got one with a local helicopter operator here. Don't want to make myself identifiable on a /brit/ thread of all places but they do some pretty exciting stuff, should get to travel a lot including to Europe and the US.
>>218414866Yeah of course but whatever, if the girls are attractive...why not. Some brown girls are cute, not gonna marry them or anything.
>>218414902as did shawn micheals
>>218414918Well I'm never gonna fuck them so why would I bother?
>>218414736jesse what the fuck are you talking about
scrmbrmbrmlgigbrng
had a lovely hot shower before bed fr fr no cap ngl icl ong bro trustactually that was a lieall of it
>>218414949roar
>>218414928I mean it's Interpals, isn't that the whole point to talk to people you would likely never meet, I just recently learned about that app.
>>218414907Even the more religious cities there are protests and riots, and modern Shiism I’ve seen is really only for Iranians. There’s an Iranian official you can google online who said the Iranian government tried converting Japan to Shia Islam for 6 years, but they couldn’t even get one native Japanese person to convert.But problem is you don’t even need Twelver Shiism when you have Zoroastrianism
>>218414959he's clearly into women not men from /brit/stop roaring
>>218414975The only people they managed to convert are Pakis
they got racismlad
That's me in bed
snowed in might sauna
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
I'm a rightist
>grokquit your blood clot crying. ofcom has you by the balls. get a clue
>>218415169I'm a socialist nationalist.
>>218415185you still live with your parent, btwraped
>>218415193the raped
>>218415193You're parents are literally dead retard
>>218415183Those who have developed generative AI programs, and those who use them, should all be imprisoned equally. Zero tolerance for those who pursue anti-human actions.
>rapedoh he's started signing his posts now has he
business idea: rorke as a contestant on the chase
Spongeguy bigbob pants I'm gay
>>218415208>most of the population jack-off to AI-generated CP slopNo, they don't, and how much is Sam Altman paying you to astroturf this gay and blatantly false paedophilic opinion?
>>218415226would like to see a /brit/ poster awkwardly explain to bradders that he is a meme on a small corner of the dodgy internet
gonna take a shower tomorrow
Osuzu is my wife
>>218415255very good
about to do the unthinkable lads (apply for a job)
I'm leftypol., I'm 35, unemployed and from Wokingham
>>218415268ripyou will be missed
And SOUL really matters to me...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0
wait wtf this is the brit thread
life as of late
was unbanned from 4chan today. thinking of going out to celebrate. maybe a movie or something
Alright let's do 100 push ups before bed, who's with me? Come on now boys
>>218415380That'll make you fall asleep harder I think. I was doing this 2-3 hours before sleep because right before kept me awake.
Squidward Tentacles...Not a good guy!
>>218415417growing up you think you're spongebobwhen you're older you remember that mr krabs sold his soul for 62 cents
>>218415399I take a ludicrous potentially dementia-causing dose of Advil PM or Benadryl before bed every night, have no problem with that any more. What I do have a problem with is not being able to do 100 any more even though I was doing that every other night just 3 weeks ago. Maxed out at 70 last two attempts. Over the course of an hour. Feel parched. Feel demented. God I hate my job so much.
>>218415380lazy americaits 6 amits time to rise and shine
>>218415327Wish this was me in school
>62 cents
You guys name your kids stupid names like Reginald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6P5I4nhh5A
>>218415584the raped
FUCKING had it
>>218415474Do you want to be the aloof brown top or the sensual white bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgy5lROxi6I
>>218415201
Why is 2016mong back and crying about ai again
>>218415615
>>218415458how much do you take? i need to stop drinking every night to fall asleep and wouldn't mind moving the risk from heart liver stomach and brain disease to dementia
>>218415604aloof bottom
>>218415770Usually about 5 pills, not sure what the mg per is. Been doing that for 5-6 years straight now, should stop probably
>>218415805is it good sleep or do you wake up intermittently or see the hatman
watching picrel. Cheryl's (the main character) friend just arrived, she got no bra on and really puffy nipples. mad to think women just walked around like that back in the 70s
Friday the 13th today
>>218415823Don't do this please. It hurts my feelings(I'm a KHTV)
>>218415824It's alright I'd say. Have had sleep paralysis my whole adult life but especially now when I don't take any sleep aids (sometimes when I do, no hat man). Sometimes without them now I'll pass out 20 seconds after I close my eyes and then pretty much immediately get sleep paralysis. Whole system is malfunctioning basically.
>>218414151i only have a regular white penis
Another day of being a hard water drinking mother fucker in a country full of soft water
>>218415855regular for a white penis is big by the standards of others
>>218415855>clogwog spams about black knobs every day out of his own size insecuritywell there's a surprise
trying not to be mentally ill because thats some shit a foid would do
>>218415877not quite sure what you are referring to good sir
>>218415915>shit>foid
grow up
>>218415932heh..hehe..ehehehe..kekeke
scranning a yabby
12 minutes passed midnight and were already green. might stay up all night reading and trading tsm like a real g
really fancy a wank but i've already had like 8 wanks today and my old fella is tired
I love that my youtube feed is filled with shit like this now
>>218415988>coke zeronot bad
>>218415969Is connecticut as boring as they say i've heard that it's so boring and safe and rich that young people move elsewhere just to see something exciting and dangerous
just thinking about how i'll probably never marry or have childreni have failed in life.
Any blokes that want to get treated like a girl and passed around the lads in?
>>218416031bit gay
Almost halfway through Dry January lads. Let's keep it up
>>218416045The lads are straight though.
>>218416023yes well the argument is:>frustrations with its heavy traffic, congested highways (like I-95, I-84, I-91), outdated road designs, and a driving culture with poor discipline, especially given its location as a corridor between NYC and Boston, leading to constant backups and a sense of perpetual motion. think about it like this: ct is between boston and new york so its seen as a place for the rich that work in new york, its just a bunch of highway linking the actual fun places (boston, ny)people arguing that have no idea of the amount of history is in the state (they arent real Connecticans)
>>218416031just wondering, do you need to take a lot of medication to stop your fag habits from giving you an early death, or are you more of a bug spreader type?
>>218416028think this every day. quickly leading to the next thought about losing the freedom to wank and drink and do as i please. but im not happy as i am so would i really be losing anything? then the other thing is would i subject someone to the burden of life? probably not. so 50 years alone and death it is then. my only real regret about this is that my poor mother will never see grandchildren and will always be disappointed in me, which is a shame because it was her that decided to have me
>>218416023>something exciting and dangerousI've seen enough exciting and dangerous things. I wish I lived somewhere boring. >>218416095Touch grass loser.
Das rite bong. You mind your manners round me ya heh. Or I'll smash yoo runt.
>>218416138No one calls them nappies here and your mom has taken more dicks up the ass than i every will
watching carl of swindon's latest critique of feminism
do you think he ever penetrated a pussy with that nose? bigger than many of youse blokes willies hahaha
>>218416179Oh are you wilting already you soft little Brit? Gonna tell me I can't play in your sandbox? Fuck off cunt I'd throttle you in a fight
nigga posting reddit screenshots
>>218416210Sounds like you're a wailing faggot and losing badly doesn't it? Come out the closet bong.
>>218416210
Mum working from home AGAINI swear this woman is dead set on making my life a misery
>>218416223
>>218416229I've never had penis in my ass, yet it appears to be foremost on your mind. I prefer to top. Maybe you can accept yourself one day.
>>218416223Its 10 to 7 what are you stakhanovites?
make it make sense
>>218416239>best retort this fag has is 'no u'lol you sound very secure about your condition
>>218416245She hasn’t started working yet. I just went down for a coffee and she came down too and told me
just seen a dead rat when walking my dog. it was lying on its back in the middle of the pavement with its mouth open and eyes shut. made me feel quite sad although I guess that is nature
>>218416223Call her a shut-in that'll do her and crush any sentiment of her wanting to wfh again
To debloat your face with potassium, aim for around 2,500–3,000 mg dailyIn one banana there is 350mg potassium
>eating bananas like some kind of monkeyahah, no.
>scandis run a welfare state where they tax everyone highly and get good services and living standards in return>society functions well>brits run a welfare state >public services are awful and half the country jumps straight on the safety net and actively look for illnesses they can claim to have to get more money from their neighbour's taxeswhy are we like this
>>218416253You're desperate to keep the reply chain running on this subject. Straight men do not have folders worth of reddit screenshots pertaining to gay sex. Seek help
Fruit for the yank? No sir only your finest goyslop
>>218416359funny you should say this, last time i did shopping a majority of what i bought were fruits, going to start making smoothies, you see :>
>>218416335Just take tablets. The diet of the future is multivitamins and tablets and the odd bit of bread and fish
>>218416358>nigga replies to me 12 minutes laterdesperate little woofter
>UK Expands Online Safety Act to Mandate Preemptive Scanning of Digital Communications>This visual captures the law’s core requirement: platforms must implement continuous background surveillance to identify and block flagged content, effectively converting private communication spaces into monitored environments.>Compliance will require platforms to perform mass scanning of messages, images, and uploads across their networks, even in spaces traditionally regarded as private.
Watched a movie called Gifted last night.I cried at the scene where he leaves her with the foster family
>>218416380>biedgy sh*t teenagers do to cope with rejection from the opposite sex.loling
Y’all ever try that sweet gumbo??
>>218416371I left the room to something else. You're a faggot mate come on. I know the type; you save your little factoids about the worst gay behavior to keep yourself from doing what you want, which is to look at willies. You're no straight shagger.
>>218416397Idek what you're trying to say burger.
The closet gays are descending into madness lmao priceless. I'm here for you if you need me sweety.
>>218416402>>218416421in the same way that women can only ever reply to criticism with 'incel', the only reply you freaks can ever muster is 'y-you are gay too actually'if the most insulting or 'deep-cutting' thing you can do is just project onto your interlocutor, then ironically, you're only evidencing your own self-hatred in the processyou dumb faggot lol
>>218416380I look like this
>>218416421>self hating yank>also a bent freak shitting up the thread trying to find "mr. right"sort your life out, loser
He's leaving a bad impression on the state of connecticut I'll tell you that much
>>218416380This is a 15 year old boy you sick fuck.
>>218416424I do believe you're gay and an incel. The straight guys that have sex couldn't care less about what I like and vice versa. Thoughts and prayers.>>218416437Do you really? It would crush me if you do because I can't find anyone this adorable irl
>>218416457yeah what's annoying is you coming to a british culture thread and spamming your faggotry and pictures of half-naked underage boys herebut again, your mental illness precludes you from seeing this, because you are so twistedso you need to just shout 'gay' back, because it is your own flimsy psychological defence
>>218416442I love my life and my country. I don't love idiots like you. You and the closet brit felt the need to reply to me first loser, try to remember what happened 5 minutes ago if you can.
>>218416448
>>218416478>>218416380
>>218416449He's 20 and on onlyfans. It's a sign of being old when you think anyone who isn't old is underaged.
>>218416471Not reading thatYou have a lot to say 'straight man' lol. So proud of you
might get a full time job so i can move out of my smelly childhood incel lair
>>218416397Yeah but you've only ever had your mouth used as a fleshlight by your foster brother so the bi bloke has you beat.
safe to say that poster wanks to underage boys
>>218416492It's literally a CSAM photo you fucking sick cunt.
>>218416514you never messed around with other boys when you were young? get over it.
>>218416526Bit different from being raped by a sibling (like the guy who replied to you)
>>218416541lets assume it is the way youve put it. i would explain something to you that makes it make sense to me but that wouldnt be enough to get you to stop so...really, whats the point of going on like this? you want to laugh at someone for w/e youre coping with in your life. it certainly isnt because youre better than me
>Connecticut>Coke Zero>Osuzu>Some dead end posting a deceased ginger girlAh yes the British culture being posted by the other yanks itt! The closet poofs are reporting me to janny now lmao. Just been warned about a picture of a lad that made the closet cases uncomfortable
>>218416525What's csam? Make sense autistic, that's from his OnlyFans account.
>>218416573go on the lad post your dna, prove youre a brit...
>>218416573>Connecticutwhich actually is british culture but youre too dumb to know any better. wp
>>218416583Brits are mutts. Normans, Romans, jews, they've all mingled to create the Angloo.
>>218416573>dead endyouve really proven you have a fulfilling life with this post. not that youre a completely idiotic spacker
>>218416600another pointless comment. you think youre impressing me with your knowledge while detracting from the actual point?
>>218416591You're as boring as the state you're from. >>218416596Blah you're pathetic. Bet women avert their gaze when you're around. Can't stand the sight of you.
>>218414151You want sex with a Pakistani girl, take an interest in what she holds important. Did you know that satan is chained up during Ramadan?
You know what you English aren’t all bad
You're all incapable of moving on like the women you are. So I'll be the man and and you hissy fit. Not replying to you pussies anymore. No woman will ever fuck you being this way.
>>218416623
>>218416666
>>218416652It’s actually cruel to do this to dogs and cats because they never ever get the satisfaction of catching it
>>218416663the raped
>>218416673hurr durr stfu sperg
What shoes do you wear?
Report this one too lol
>CSAMwhere did this meme come from
>>218416682brooks
>it's 2026 and he STILL hasn't filtered yanks
>>218416705the thing is noone is taking this place as serious as you (because they actually have other shit going on in their lives)loser
I'm going to filter Britain and continue posting here lol
faggots are fucking disgusting
might make the new and send this faggot into a boiling rage
I’m 33. I’m not old, I’m in my prime.
>>218416761abhorrent post
so apparently there's some furious homo in here?
>>218416400turbo fucking KEK
>>218416768That's America filtered. Goodbye
>>218416782yea i get it u geniusi get it
of course he wouldn't be a true yank without the interracial bottom fetish on top of it
>>218416793
>>218414159>>218414159>>218414159
Last for Walt Disney!!
>>218416926He was a nonce