the lads edish
>>218462006
Experiencing interruptions?
mad how funny, cool and smart we all
Honestly if you’ve never eaten your own spunk you’re low test
bit of a genius mehttps://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/bit of a genius, mecertainly the smartest itt
When I was younger I would eat my own spunk after I finished, all of it. It’s much better than wiping it all off with a disgusting crusty rag.
you js know rorke boutta be in the comments saying the most racist shi you ever read
>>218462106I'd shag her
>>218462054I don't think there's anything wrong with pet insurance. My doggy is insured, and I'm going to get my 'bergs insured too as they're absolute nutters and are bound to get themselves hurt one day
im gonna go for a walk while i drink supermarket orange juice, might be good for me.
>>218462106would obliterate (with my penis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tw8Dqys30Uwtf
>>218462155Thank you. I thought brit was racist for a moment
>>218462108me too but I would finish in my mouthonly way to stop anyone finding out is to eat the evidence
thread moves so fast i'm always behind and end posting in the old one
Anyone ever just sit around thinking of something to post but can't think of anything so you just post something random?
*enters the new*
>>218462180True. Same with shitting yourself
>>218462212no i don't really think before i post
in the face of adversity you should be a cowardyou should sit on your arseyou should feel sorry for yourselfyou should do nothingyou should be a pussy
>>218462218sent that freak flying
My coat cost £600 but then I saw it on sale for £220 so I bought it again so now I have two coats
might as well get my bum out
I like it when poopies make that ploppy soundPlop hahaa
Anyone have their arse described astonishing?
the objectivly most attractive girl at toil called me "babe" today, I'm basically chad
The quality of the thread has improved significantly since ziedbelg and heatherpaedo fucked off. I’ve even cleared the filters
>>218462289I put toilet paper in the bowl before shitting because I don't want toilet water splashing onto my arse
Bloody hell 12 of the 29 posts here so far are me. Am I literally just here talking to myself or what?
>>218462275if you really, really love the coat and it will last you for years then you made the right decision
>>218462336I will never EVER unfilter belgium, that country is dead to me
Shit he’s onto the game
>>218462312..yh
wembley, wembley, we're the famous arsenal and we're going to wembley
Saw another single mother with her mulatto daughter.Slightly happy that it's a daughter than a son but still sad.And as usual the daughter's hair was an absolute mess.
>>218462252Ktim
I'm here but I'm doing my Blue Archive dailies so I'm not posting at the moment x
There’s real people who bet on Chelsea
When was the last time any of you ate fajitas?
Gymtoil complete
>>218462212>eating anything other than beans on toast
parents out here naming their diddyblud kids imogen frfr :skull:
>>218462382I saw one in B&Q the other day. Single povvo white mother and her wee mate pushing about this little halflet in a pram. Ogrish looking thing
>>218462381not so fast
>>218462395genuinely can't remember sorry
4th date and all have went well so farProbably on GF territory by now Am I too confident?
>>218462393
been rotting my brain with tiktok for hours
>>218462395never liked them as a kid. they do be sizzlin' though
>>218462395long time like maybe 2 years
>>218462395I’m ashamed to say I don’t know
>>218462477she's an escort lad get a grip
>>218462477You the same lad that went on a first date on a Friday?
I’m 100% confident that escortmong is a heatherpaedo gimmick character.
the objectively most attractive girl at my toil is a total bitch and I hate her
rembemer that lad who poated the pizza fridge and his reflection was visible
>>218462218must have been a woman driver.
Just spent an hour reading old posts on the archive.
Bart's room is at the back of the house. Lisa's room is sometimes to the left of Bart's but sometimes it is in the front right of the house.Marge and Homer's room is usually at the front left with the en suite being at the back left which conflicts with Lisa's room sometimes being on the back left of the house next to Bart's. Sometimes Maggie's room is on the back right but that doesn't make sense considering the Simpson house is double fronted so Lisa's room must move to the front right on those occasions.The rumpus room is a mystery but appears to be on the bottom right of the house next to the kitchen.
>>2184624652 away goals, it's fucking done. No way the Arse won't be in Wembley
>>218462395Last week
>>218462519no but I do remember the fella who was reflected off a train>>218462519
>>218462519kek that was me. Was some deal tbf
i always feel like somebody's watching me
>>218462527I often do this with mousey’s posts. By far one of the funniest characters on here
>>218462515It’s Sacked Tranny/Tilde. Not even kidding. Posting styles and times match up and both post on britfeel
this is the britain i remember
>>218462382on the topic of interracial couplesthe other day i saw an asian man with some kind of brown womanthought that was unusual and interesting
>>218462509Na>>218462512No
>>218462563Yeah I sometimes read back on his posts and do research on other posters
i've got vitriolic bones
>>218462572That’s just a schizo conspiracy theory no-one actually believes it
off to shitanticipating a painful brick shit
>>218462602>research on other postersWhat has your research revealed about these posters:>Catyank>Canslad>Diego
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1768232482197840.webm>ireland
>>218462572I don’t know. While I agree that they both type similarly, I think that’s just because they’re both extremely autistic.
Mousey as an NPC character you have to protect during an escort mission where it's an instant game over if he dies
>9 hours ago
>>218462620Nice try Tilde. Make your boring characters less obvious
>>218462626All cunts
>>218462515heathermong's posts always relate back to himself and his imaginary shagger persona, and he would never (in his mind) stoop so low as to buy sex from an escort and pathetically stalk themescortmong is a genuine r9k headcase
>>218462534Oh and also the dining room is in the front right
EW be like good evening team ive got a speech impediment
some pregnant women look too fucking pregnant it's ridiculous
mmm danun
What's the female version of erectile dysfunction
Just reported a post
she LooksLikea baby !!
>>218462706Dry vagina
I did a massive poo that blocked the toilet and I remember some lad the other day saying that I should cut it up with my handsWhat does a solid log of poo feel like?
I dream of one day being referred to as [insert gimmick]mong on /brit/
You’ve gotta hand it to Blacked. No other porn comes close.
>>218462698Spaffed quite a bit to pregnant lasses
>>218462089what were your score on thisi gave up after the word part
>>218462575child abuse. also what kind of psychopath sits with their back facing an exit door like that
>>218462713
I remember one time someone called out another poster because of their typing habits and I jokingly said nobody could know my posts and then somebody linked 6 archived posts I’d madeGave me a fucking fright
Alri [insert gimmick]mong
steamingtoil is being hampered by the lack of mixerblattmight have to take a late run to tesco expresswitz
>>218462706saggy nips
Alri shitpantsmong
in the last 1 year my stocks and shares isa returned more than the prior 3 years combined. absolutely mad rally, and very little of it coming from the USA
hope the fat gf get even fatter and sexier get in
whats a good live performance by a good band or artist?
>>218462755Have someone like that in the Swedish thread too
I feel like a bloody oaf. Thought it was 2025!
>>218462661Get a real hobby you cringe freak lmfao
>>218462759It's Wednesday in January mate
>>218462787It's The Who not What
>>218462787foo fighter welmbley
>>218462787Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
>>218462757omg it finally happened!
>>218462787https://youtu.be/XBzoHdb1-QwThis one
Sucking on the smooth smooth taste of Laramie cigarettes
>>218462729prefer the grittiness and vibes of your gf cheating on you in a hotel room with a jungle bbc you get from blacked rawplus it's more common for the black king to have his initial cumshot then go for a second cum after in it
>>218462706only having sex with your husband when you really, really feel like it, and then waiting for that feeling to happen before touching him, rather than creating the feeling by touching him
>>218462787limp bizkit anywhere anytime
>>218462787Radiohead - In Rainbows From the Basement (April 2008)
NBAbadoobie
One moment I'm just checking my RBRS gains. I'll let you know in my next post
>>218462787Metallica have a lot of live videos on YouTube>>218462841Based
>>21846286150.52% since march
mikey put his last £20 on Chelsea winning tonight, fingers crossed!
>>218462843exactly what came to my mind toohttps://youtu.be/ikkO-Kyy9cs?si=aTCOSq5xWeAjjJqV
>>218462902sending blessings to michael jah bless him
>>218462892did you buy the april dip? very nice lad
>>218462836FFS you've just described my wife :(
corrrhttps://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/252548450
poobadoobie
Remember Zeidy
Irish nationalism is just white people larping as browns to secure colonial grievance points
>>218462935RIPgone but not forgotten
The thing is Mikey gives the bookies all his money so that when a bet comes off, he just withdraws his winnings. They're his bank now.
>>218462089>>218462027i did that test, it was pretty difficulti prefer the usual pattern matching one
>>218462935he made this general. shame what happened to him in the end. died in a blaze of gunfire defending his country from Donald Trump
right ladsi bought a sandwich (chicken bacon and mayo) from tesco on tuesday morning in my meal deal and forgot to eat it in toil then it sat in my work bag at room temperaturei ate it today at lunch and now gutberg is gurgling something shockingreckon i'm going to be shitting myself tonight?
>>218462787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQfR-4YWHI
these niggas let gyokeres score :skull:
Sir Mikey Nomics
>>218462833Good points, well made.Do you like reading cuckold forums?
think it would be based if i ate a huge handful of magic mushrooms every day
>>218462961>Right ladsStopped reading right there. There are women here too. Maybe you should try being more inclusive?
>>218462925i like cooking chickpeas in the pataks version of this with spinach x
>>218462980this happens to me all the timealso my posts from other days/threads get subtly referenced, just being gangstalked online aren't I
magine being shuch a sheltered freak that the most terrifying thing that ever happened to you is eating a tesco meal deal that has sat at an ambient temperature all day
>>218463008love a chickpea pataks jalfrezi with spinach me x
>>218462787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x84m3YyO2oU
>>218463005done that chud
>>218462910 (me)oh wait that's not the in rainbows session
>>218463024Would you like to lick my arsehole mate?
has there been an explanation yet
(You)
Mad how Mikey has made the most posts out of every namefag
I look a bit like Gyökeres except I'm 5 foot 8 and clinically depressed
*tears up the treaty of /brit/angi in the middle of the thread*
>Jeff Nippard
only really post here when im drunk now
>>218463070...yh
>>218463092The queen of HR
>>218462841based
I hate the british race and will end it once and for all, for all wogs like me who are tired of being pushed around
>>218463115YWNBM
just excavated a niggers anal cavity with my lingual organ
>>218463115No such thing as "the british race". The UK is made up of people from all sorts of ethnicities and races
Trying to remember a short TV show, where a bunch of middle aged lads go on holiday to visit their rich mate in Brazil or something and they get caught up in some drug war. It was like an action drama kinda of thing that your dad would watch as wish fulfilment but it was actually kinda good. Came out maybe 10 years ago
>>218463074He lied about being 5'5" I assumeI'm so glad I'm not a manlet like him and also obviously you, saving images like this
>>218463088nah being terminally online reckon they're just testing manipulation tactics on me like x
https://youtu.be/GZjcxEFE9O4?cYKooyLOeta0NS04>>218463074You can see her fanny pretty well corrrrr
>>218463092me when i get a tv licence letter
>How'd you know I like Black guys?
>>218463151mad dogs?
>>218463149for me it's the Dob
>>218463151Doesn’t existYou made it up
>>218463074women wear high heels
>>218463168Gross man hands
>>218462787the one they made a movie about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdBb9Slu1A&list=RDfrdBb9Slu1A&start_radio=1
>>218463092curious that she looks irish
>>218463092it's mental how they do this whenever the government tries to use some of the 20 gorillion dollary doos to improve the lives of everyone and not just them
dick in the dob
might wank the willy again
>>218463020>>218463088>>218463157fine if this is real someone could kindly prove it with me
>>218463220did she ever show her bob?
>>218463245Need every religion put out of business
>>218463151Mad Dogs?
>>218463245what is a halal student hall? int halal like prayed upon meat or something?
>>218463256leftypol after muslims rape bomb and kill a billion people
Just applied for a well paid materials science role at a massive French multinational
>>218462787any amy winehouse show from about a year before she died
>>218463283me? sitting in my smelly bedroom slowly rotting away
sat in my smelly fartcel chamber of despair
>>218463278Rorke when a brown Muslim commits rape>ARGHHHHHH I'M SO ANGRYRorke when a white Christian commits rape>*silence*
>>218463177>>218463267That's the one! I think it was the yank version I watched
>>218463311>27Lad looks about 40
>>218463273no the preyed upon meat is the troubled english school girls
>>218462089my score :)
>>218463331sc
gordon ramsme
Going to bed ladsHopefully tomorrow the escort I see will update her profile with more availability If not I'll message her Friday
>your hussband is cumming SCREAMINGFucking love that song haha so funny
>>218463247lmao wellfor a start my posts ITT have just been nukedwithin a few minutes of making them
shovelling handfuls of shit into my mouth for tea
>>218462429Drop the routine, lad
>>218463325Grok, give me the per capita statistics of browns and or muslim rapes versus white christian rapes in the UK in recent years
well then
get a woman pregnant
>>218462950thanks for sharing ladfunny because I thought it was much easier than the usual onesI got 139 (140 memory and ~130 on verbal and spatial)maybe it was because it didn't have a time limitI score 125-130 on other tests>>218462732139words is the worst task so it's silly they put it first
>>218463391hip thrustsreverse lungessplit squatshack squatsdon't work upper body x
well thats a sodomy isnt it
right well thats a bit gay isnt it
>>218463386research on posting practices and presenting your evidence is frowned upon here, especially on /g/ as I recently found out
51st Brigade have lost control of the thread, they are now resorting to gay porn spam
Rorke posting gay porn now?
>make visa for scientists and researchers>hand it out to influencers
Bants how the Yank-Paddy relationship is one sided devotion by one side and pursue revulsion from the other. Yanks don’t even realise how much the average Mick detests them lol
>>218463432bet that arse is juicy
diego got a stiffy looking at that
>>218463409I don't know what those stats are but the point is that any rape should receive equal condemnation. Yet Rorke almost exclusively rants about brown people committing crime, and not about cases of white people committing crime
wonder how 6'6 bf mong is doing
>>218463432Corr bet your arse cheeks could crush a watermelon xx
>>218463439it's expected, this site has been compromised for well over a decade reallyas long as nobody is using for anything super serious
Stop posting now it's time for bed
>>218463479rorke would have the death penalty back for rapists, leftypol would have rapists in our kids schools
Often think back to the time we discovered my mates Twitter account and the entire thing was him tweeting random shite but in the writing style of American blacks, even had chief keef as his profile picI think he'd picked it up from his csgo clan or something because he'd constantly be getting retweets from them and they all typed in the same wayBear in mind this is the skinniest whitest nigga you'll ever meet who, online, you would think lived in O-block
THE EU GOT REJECTEDI'M NOT TRYNA BE ACCEPTED
I work for 4chan ama
I WANT IT
>>218463502Rorke would have innocent people mistakenly executed for rape, leftypol would tax the rich so the justice system can be properly funded
Mad a minor but totally understandable mistake at work and now my manager is hounding me about it because my mid placement review is coming up and he’s looking for literally any reason not to give me 5/5
>>218463535Could get a few coats for that much instead
just seen a User impersonating 4chan staff
rorke is actually really based
>>218463542None of this will matter when you're dead
>>218463534katy in the gherkin rn timmy?
>>218463459that visa has always been for people in the arts and entertainment industry
>>218463542sctimmissed a totally routine meeting for tje first time last week and my manager wouldn't stop banging on about my lack of professionalismdunno why he's had it out for me since day one
>>218463568*blushes* th-thank you
ned
rorke's race realism science visa being given to a korean makeup influencer
>>218463568really hope rorke doesn't read this
funny and cute cat image
>>218463607dis /brit/gga think he rorke omds
England is a God-fearing nationAtheists cannot be spiritually English
>>218463641shutup !! *runs out the thread wailing*
>>218463479I think this is partially untrue. Rorke condemns every rapist, but tires from seeing yet another brown man in the news for an easily preventable rape and has a few choice words. Much to the dismay of Leftypol, who has some words of they/them own. The back and forward between them gives the illusion that Rorke is only mad about brown rape.
Once you realise that the average yank shits himself really quite often (I'm talking once a year or more) it's incredibly different to ever look at them the same way again
>>218463573Yeah but it’ll matter on 8:30AM next Friday
Wife just farted in bed next to me. Love being married.
>>218463681yeah cause they drink corn syrup all day
>>218463681Depends on the definition of shitting yourself
>>218463479leftypol doing the classic 'accuse your enemies of what you are doing' tactic after covering up child rapes from a certain group for decades while building a campaign on white men being evil
gay porn wank
>>218463710>.< x
headphones have a button that makes it sound like it's raining
>>218463681Yanks love to regale others with the stories of when they shat themselves. It's a fond bonding moment for them, especially if it involves Taco Bell
>>218463479brown people doing rape is regime backed rape of native brits
Leftypol calling Rorke racist while also insisting Rorke loves South African billionaire Elon Musk
headphones have a button that make it sound like I'm getting a blowjob
>>218463751i felt like the only person that noticed thissurely mexican food shouldn't be making you shit yourself every time you eat it
>>218463700Think it's pretty clear mate, if you involuntarily end up with poo in your trousers you've shit yourself>>218463751Kek it's insane but they love it, they think it's macho
>>218463751lainey molnar loves that too but I think she's hungarian
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
>>218463459dina is an ugly jew
just got jumpscared by jurgen klopp in a trivago ad
>>218462089Felt like a retard on the distance between green squares bit though.
>>218463877
doing some learninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8swSkk9yeV8
hI IM WANKING TO SeXY REAl PORNOGRpAHY mY BeDROOM
>>218463932How about you done some gaining of a clue
gf sendimg me pics from 10 years ago of her in her school uniform for some reason
https://youtu.be/_o8K1cpJaMI
Alright I'm going to bed now
>>218463916>she didn't even hit him that hard with her two tonne vehicle!
>>218463975UMM!
>>218463982The beautiful game!
>>218463987
>>218463975post em
>>218463978hunchbrad <33
Anyone else just waiting out this ridiculous f***ing ‘hot honey’ phase so we can go back the savoury foods we love without having them smothered in corn syrup?
>>218463987she didn't hit him at all
80% of yank conversations are "hey cody did you try the new slop product from x fast food slop place? man i love those things"
>>218463982i believe they call this a "slurper"
>>218464006why
>>218464006graduate? where was his uni course? chernobyl?
>>218463575Dunno
>>218464030no
I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT
>>218464066>>218464066
>>218464030this was a real zinger on reddit in 2017
>>218462706vaginismus
NEW>>218464097>>218464097>>218464097
>>218464050acream
>>218462935what happened
>>218463678If there's a brown criminal in the news Rorke will go on about it. If it's a white criminal (Wayne Couzens, Kyle Clifford, etc) then Rorke doesn't care about it
>>218464125Ok
