lmfao edition
Wish adults could die of cot death
>>218465810My nephew died at a year old. From a meningitis related infection so this shit does happen.
>>218465888just not on really is it, god making stuff like meningitis - horrid little disease
>>218465878too vulgari like my black girls more refined
>>218465888that's awful
very thankful my nieces and nephews are all doing well newest one doing well so far
>>218465909diego is typing...
>>218465888Ever shag him up the arse?
>>218465935yeah I have five of them, no deaths so far
>>218465909>>218465924Less than a 100 people die of it in the UK every year. And he was one of them. Beyond belief
>>218465941fucks sake
>>218465941A 1 year old? Dont be disgusting. Got to wait a few years at least
>>218465965*fewer than
>>218465871>https://youtu.be/k39ju0Z5VmE?t=168Best LMFAO track
No soy fan de epstein, carnal
>>218465940why do they all say xoguri when its oguri
>>218465885for adults it's "suicide"
>>218466019oguri cap christmas alt
>>218465992they do be like that sometimes
>>218465941not on
>>218465995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFeYepvgPNk
>>218466039this woman doesnt exist
screaming
>>218466043+1 useless knowledge count
ladswould you
>>218465871Big fan how theyre nepo babies related to the head of motown records
is it really forbidden to buy a gun over there? how do you kill yourself then?
>>218465888somebody bradley this nigga
>>218466079>Whale milk has an exceptionally high fat content, typically ranging from 35% to 50%Now thats something I'd like to try.
>>218466085surfeit of lampreys for me
>>218466085You can buy a shotgun aslong as you promise not to blow your brains out
>>218466112theyre completely incapable of making logical conclusions about how they ended up the way they are
little greek london fella like the way you kiss me
>somebody bradley this nigga
>>218466112Believable>>218466136Not believable
>>218466136believe everything you see online do you
>>218466136it is quite sad how much indians hate their own heritage
>>218466085No only semi autos are banned. Pistols are also banned except in Northern Ireland.
>>218466189cringe
typical ebgames saleall the good shit gets snapped up instantly by botsI'm glad they're going out of business, they deserve it
>>218466207The one place they should be banned
i unironically believe everything i see online me
>>218466189Need a virulently racist italian gf
mousey update?
Want a Switch 2 but accidentally agreed to buy a mouth guard from the dentist for £300 and it's too late to cancel it and I won't even wear it in case I swallow it while sleeping
>>218466202an important lesson in that you can only lose 100% of your bet whereas the profit can be infinite. ALWAYS gamble
>>218466243Trusting your fellow man and seeing the good in others x nothing wrong with that
>>218466255I had one of them lol
>>218466268Snatched up by a passing hawk and ripped asunder in its powerful talons
*starts handing out bowls of the soup that makes gay people post about politics*
Sick of young people emigrating to Australia, traitors
>>218466268causing trouble somewhere
>>218466307Dont like this. Not one bit
>>218466307No bingo for me :)
>>218466307
why has wikipedia changed their logo to that autism symbol
>>218466307how does torrenting make someone a loser
>>218466385to represent all the editors
>>218466397Just does
>>218466381also the torrent thing. missed that one
A lot of suicidal people who live in filthy overcrowded conditions here
Food for the dayBread - 1 small loafButter - 2ozCheese (cheddar) - 4ozCheese (Stilton) - 2ozPorridge - 4ozCarrot and leek stew - 4ozHam - 6ozMilk - half pintClaret - 1 bottleBeer - 2 bottles (1 pint)
>>218466435Life in modern Britain
>>218466435theres a correlation, you dont feel good when its dirty and cluttered
>>218465997holy fuckamole
>>218466435arent you on suicide attempt 9 or something?
If I had any advice for young men looking to begin a career. Don’t. Find anyway possible to live on a beach somewhere as a sex tourist but maybe doing low level crime if you cannot seduce a rich woman to support you.
>>218466447was this the naval officer's daily ration in the 1800s? I remmeber it from somewhere
Average woman in pre revolution Iran (1979)
>>218466484No but I looked back over the day and realised I’ve been eating like a medieval guy recently
>>218465973>>218465997need this now
>>218466507Turnips and pottage?
Don't think driving is for me team
>>218466537Tell us the pigeon story again lad
>>21846630711 out of 25, not bad
>>218466536Pottage is close to my stew and I never said medieval peasant
>>218466537what happened now?
>>218465973Why's her face so greasy
>>218466519stand down, i'll handle them
>>218466548Sir I must poo
>>218466557What's the pigeon story
>>218466548what a bunch of fucking assholes, im gonna shit wherever i please.
>>218466307Alri palantirI feel normal
>>218466594oh dear
>>218466594so sad
>>218466557Was driving on a 50 mph road and swerved to save a pigeon. Driving instructor went mental started spazzing saying I could've killed someone and kept saying "what if there were children in a car and you killed them" but I didn't care I said I'm an RSPB member and needlessly killing is wrong. They took early retirement shortly afterwards >>218466572Just can't keep focus during it. And my depth perception is quite bad as well
>>218466633why do you need a car when all you do is go to Aldi and then home?
>>218466197is she meant to be putting me off?
>>218466661Bird watching innit
Elon Musk chickened out.
>>218466686mogged by big Starmz
>>218466686There will be a billion Russian tools available to do just this in about a month
insanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E24xBbgCnhU
>>218466686Kier Starmer's first win (except it's really a loss because he wanted to ban x anyway)
>>218466677
>>218466714saw that, felt sad for him
he doesn't seem too happy
>>218466727goad him into going live please
>>218466686Even in the US? Message seems to imply he cucked it for everyone but then at the end it says where it's illegal (here)
>>218466686grim
nth for the baddiedem
Insane that a woman thought she could drive into an armed man and that nothing would happen. As if she were inhabiting a world where actions never have consequences. That other men and women came out to support her.
>>218466577it's bio oil
>>218466809I hate you
Unsure of whether to watch anime or go to sleep team. Leaning towards the latter
go to sleep forever parasite
>employed """woman"""
>>218466686This is a pretty good example of normie double think. At the same time, bikinis are not sexual, and women, including children, should be allowed to wear them freely, but also, putting a woman in a bikini is sexualizing her and its wrong.
>>218466835kwab
>>218466885It’s about choice when it comes to who sees her and how
>>218466307ah wonderful, i suppose i'm only a regular fucking loser
is owning a sex toy really as bad as having a porn collection?
they keep finding new ways to make it worse
>>218466915you're fucking retarded if you can't solve that
>>218465997this is disgusting. women should be hairless below the eyebrows, not that disgusting fetid tangled swamp
Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”
>>218466915mongoloid
thats me back from my incel walk
>>218466307.
>>218466915maybe you need eyeglasses
There's a lot of fat people on /Brit/ too. No I'm not fat before you start
Cooked
bebezhigooganzhii musume
>>218466941meaning still a mystery sounds romantic
>>218466986do you think he still checks here or does he just post over there now
right. that's the new mechanical keyboard sorted
>>218466983he forgot to check trivago
I'm Italian and proud of it
>>218466975>>218466944>>218466930just because i can solve it doesn't mean it isn't shit. it also broke my script so i had to update it to include the image preview and now it's a ton of wasted space
look at the state of him
i'm a mangiacake
>>218467056they're going to keep updating the captcha to mildly annoy people who have solvers, it's clearly purposeful
rorke on a mad one
>>218467056mong
>>218467056i much prefer it to the old one with the letters and slidebar but i'm just a pleb who does it manually
>>218467077>In a shocking incident in Turkey, a man entered a mosque during prayer time and attacked the imam with a chair while he was leading the prayer.whyd he do that then?>>218467071it's also annoying to me thoughever
>>218467114it is extremely annoyingthe new one pissed me off while I was phone posting
>>218466594not even that fit
>>218467077why the fuck do they keep praying when there's a man beating somebody with a chair literally in front of them
hue
got a lovely marinara simmering away downstairs
>>218467151Allah wont be happy if you interrupt praying to him
i have been hospitalised for psychosis twice and im on the edge matelosing grip on reality fastmy hold is weaning faster and faster and the grounding i had is dissappearing rapidbeen a good run lads, i dont know how much longer i have control over my own mindtravelled the world and had sex with pornstarswould have liked to have had a family but with my health itd be unfair to themstill, lifes lifegood bye mates
>>218467175are you sure you have friends and travelled the world? maybe that was part of your delusions.
>>218467154Statue to amelia on the forth plinth
>>218467175
>>218467192bradley when he stars in a 2010 dreamworks film
>>218467175you managed to solve the captcha you'll be fine
>>218467204SCREAM
>>218467175so you're literally delusional but have supposedly have sex with pornstars? are you sure?
PARTY ROCK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTEVERYBODY HAVE A GOOD TIMEWE GO MAKW YOU LOSE YOUR MINDWE JUST WANNA SEESHAKE THATDO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
WE PARTY ROCKINGLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOEVERY BIDY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
I found this youtube channel a few days ago and can't stop watching his videos. There's something so comfy about watching him deliver slop to Londoners in the early morning hours. I've learned so much UK slang from him too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU0Ei2oPb6c>lovely jubblies
>>218467280Also forgot to mention, it's funny seeing how almost every single fast food/takeaway worker is Indian. Also all of the other drivers he runs into are Indian as well. There was one I watched yesterday where an Indian guy picks up an order before him and then pedals away in the middle of December while wearing flip flops.
had an uncle with schizophrenia remember one time we went to visit him, he randomly went over to the kitchen and was convinced people were climbing up the drainpipes and trying to kill uswas weird because we were on the ground floor and the door was openmy mum was there trying to convince him it wasn't real and he wasn't having it, kept telling her to hid in the bathroom because its safer there
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/150009787/#q150011751
what is it with Indians and flip flops though
getting cracked in the head by my ship's boom and drowning at sea
>>218466594>groomer stash:skull:
>>218467344I think in India you're supposed to be barefoot whenever you're inside so they probably wear them because they're easy to take on an off
she wants a man who wanks and posts on /brit/ all day
been moisturising my penis and now its all red and sore
>>218467344it's just a tropical country thing. i mean australia and new zealand love their jandals
>>218467175Get a hold of yourself
>>218467350been hit in the head like that a few times, it was always very embarrassing
>>21846741914/25
>>21846745415
How does one stop drinking? My family are going mental at me about it. Some things about me:Job: Random office employee, paid minimum wage or thereabouts. I get by,Home: Live with my mothers and sisterHobbies: Video GamesInterests: Video GamesI don't drink on weekdays. But any day I'm off work I can't help drinking a bottle of gin or 12 can of beer and staying up until 5 AM.
>>218467434genius idea lad
>>218467465hah,loser
>>>/r9k/83666666Amazing discussions happening on /britfeel/
>>218467491dont care
you actually lurk that placehmm..
>>218467470> Live with my mothers and sister>mothersexplain
>>218467470The way you quit any addiction is by finding other things to preoccupy yourself with that take you away from whatever it is you're addicted to.First of all, stop buying alcohol. Not having it in the house will make things easier. Obviously you'll still have to avoid the urge to go to the shop to buy it.Then find something else you can do whenever you get the urge to drink. For me (although I was quitting something else) it was model making. If I ever felt the urge coming I'd start working on a model until I forgot I ever had a craving. It's hard at first but it gets easier the longer you go on.
>>218467491
any good youtube channels to mong out to
shant be clicking thx
>>218467470dialectical behaviour therapy
Hey, it's me, the anon who lives in a flatshare with Boriswave Nigerians. You'd never guess which complete fucking twat I live above is screaming his fucking head off at 1:30AM
>>218467533primitive technology (the aussie not any of the thirdie ripoffs)
>>218467077bizarrest fing ever seen kek
>>218467566seen em all
>>218467533matan even
>>218467533geowiz
>>218467533rehab room
>>218467570right felt like you’re giving me attitude with that response didn’t even thank me for my suggestion so there goes any further assistance I could’ve rendered you
rate my nigaway
>>218467451never actually been sailingnot rich you see
might get into business
might get into bussyness
yes i lurk that placethat ok with you
>>218467635what business?
>>218466307Reckon im fairly normal for a loser
5c but feels like -5cIrish weather
going to clean my room and get over 6 hours of sleep
>>218467679people have more than 10 happy moments every year? how?
>>218467595sexy
I like Trump because he doesnt give a fuck about anything or anyone, i wish i could be more like him.
why do autistic people love tv idents so much
>>218467732have you heard of xanax
memorized every episode of eastenders
>>218467732just diven't give a fuck, simple as
just stuck a film on
not liking this new captcha with the squiggly squares
just got a hard on
>>218467789yh?
>>218467701some people just have a happy disposition
>>218467756nah, what does it do to you?
what are you meant to do when a girl just stands there infront of you staring in your eyeballs in silence
>>218466307not that bad
>>218467745leave us alone
>>218467848mongs you out so you don't care (about anything) i
do autistic people have sexhow would it go if they didi need to know
>>218467876so its like being drunk?
>>218467874i'm autistic as welljust wondering x
>>218467891the same as anyone else
>>218467891no we are born without genitalia
>>218467891No eye contact and just a lot of wailing from sensory overload
Dont understand people speeding in a residential for the fun of it. just go on the motorway if you wanna go fast
>>218467957>go on the motorwayJust not the same is it
>>218467891you know how in tv shows it cuts to the pillow talk?>well alice, it seems we've both got autism haven't we
i find it hard to lel you,i find it hard to kek
mousey still dead as of 02:07 15/01/2026
leftypol: everyone shold be veganrorke: no everyone should eat meatbongo: me likea eat hooman
>>218467965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKFnzacCBrQ
>>218467991*invests my life savings this new bongo gimmick*
backal vs bongo who wins in a fight
I used to be good looking when I was younger but heaven knows I'm a munter now
>>218467988who's mousey
Declassified Nixon transcriptsShirley Temple telling him Hollywood is full of Jews and she retired to get away from them lmao
>>218468023FOY
big fan of bongo
>>218468023He is like british elvis presley, i like listening to his songs while laying in my bed staring at the ceiling fan.
Really wish I were jewish
>>218468027>Shirley Temple wrote in her 1988 autobiography when she was 12, she was interviewed by Freed, who was age 46, about transferring her career to MGM. She wrote that during the interview, Freed unzipped his trousers and exposed himself to her.[10] According to The New York Times' obituary of Temple, "Being innocent of male anatomy, she responded by giggling, and he threw her out of his office".[11] She also related this account during a October 25, 1988 interview on Larry King Live, further stating that Louis B. Mayer sexually propositioned her mother in an adjacent room during this incident. Temple stated these were the reasons she left MGM after only one film and returned to Fox.[12]
>>218468023https://voca.ro/17CrsdqLO39q
>>218468033tell me who mousey is is he still playing umamusume
got my gaming monitor today, finally upgraded from my 1080p 60fps monitor to a 1440p 180fps screen omg it so much better. the colours are amazing too
>>218468067what was his problem
>>218468092hdr? oled?
>>218468067makes me laugh everytime
>>218468067upsetting but understandable*packs up a bindle on a stick and trods off*
*puts a binble on a stick and trods off*
>>218468100led, it's Lenovo Legion R32qc
>>218468109screec
Generated this image about two hours ago and forgot it exists, shocked myself when I saw it again at how fucking dark it is
>>218468109scrrrblr
>>218468109sc
>>218468122i see mickey mouse is out of copyrigth ahah
>>218468067kek.
>>218468136Tried generating multiple versions and even the fucking image filter tries to implicitly censor it by refusing to put a noose around the neck unless you specify it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0koWimfPQb4listening to some tunes.
>>218468067>this one's going out to you, yankee joe joyce
laytecks
>>218468092>1080p 60fps monitor to a 1440p 180fpswew lad I hope you're just upgrading your whole rig now cause that old monitor would've held you back a 7 years ago
Wish him luck lads
>>218468172erotic
>>218468183my monitor was actually a sony bravia tv, yeah i upgraded from a 1080ti to a 4080 super
ai is kino
>>218468067legendary
>>218468023in case you're not trolling, let me expand your world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnxay4rA97I
>>218468220upgrading from my 2016 build haha
It's going to be a fine night tonightIt's going to be a fine day tomorrow
eating a tropical fruit that only grows on one island in the world
all my fellas
my wife's boyfriend raped me
>>218468172sex
>>218468220>>218468243fair dos, get e33 for visual kino
>>218468364what were you wearing?
>>218468376>e33is it as good as Final Fantasy X?
>>218468376it's artistically kino but not technically impressive
>its a locke episode
>>218468402the wheelchair reveal blew my mind, he is a great character
>>218468402me asf watching 8 out of 10 cats
>>218468394nah but pretty>>218468400a good ost and artistic kino won it goty, leave the technically expressive stuff to the overhype broken releases
>8 out of 10 cats
>>218468431i'm not saying it's shit, i'm saying maybe anon wants to push the new rig a little
Final Fantasy games are all utter wank
>>218468446blud onto nothing
>>218468446blud onto everything
>>218468446this but all jrpgs
>>218468446final fantasy es cagada o algo
sort yourselves out
Poo 'scream'
>>218468538They do control it
>>218468494ashley is the most beautiufl
>>218468538they sent a bunch of their kin to our country and destroyed it
Gay porn will never control me
>>218468557they disgust me
rorke becoming immortal and erasing humanity off the face of the earth but getting trapped under a collapsed skyscraper 150 years later because he didn't think it would deteriorate that much (he's stupid)
>>218468592Never happened
>>218468548ashley's body model mogs her face model imo>>218468538they're cute pic related
>>218468618>>218468618>>218468618
get rorke housedget rorke fedget rorke wanked
Even during the troubles the people of northern ireland lived more dignified and respectable lives than the filthy little bog-dwellers to the south
>>218468637i dont think you know what a bog is
>>218468675it's where a dumb little irishman lives
>>218468704i accept your concession
>>218468714you irish then or just one of them irish-lovers? *spits*
