Porke edish
Australians really are the best posters and it doesn’t come close
Hunter edition
2026 will see Mousey getting a PO box
>>218510276Would suck his fucking cock like you wouldn't believe
>>218509456scream
>>218510318we can Send him ..Gary eatsgay sex Arse !!
>>218510352...what`s ThatTeddy ??It`s aGreatidea ?? !! ..
>>218510342sup crodie u gud?
>>218510276German boys are ZESTY
>>218510330Stop using big words because I don’t understand
ban pakis
lenger ID'd me at tesco again and i spilled my spaghetti and forgot to scan my clubcard and am down £12. i hate woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lte6sEbI1mA
>>218510276once cultist should be shot in the head and his body burned
>The 'i hate fags' guy 10 minutes after meeting a horse cock tranny
>>218510436
>>218510456right that looks like rough hardcore gay porn (the good kind)
>>218510479
>>218510440i'm a 6'3 32 year old incel so this is fake, bs and cope
right
Really should eat a banana and some nuts and a yoghurt and take my supplements and get on the exercise bike like I'd planned but instead I'm just sat here on /brit/ hitting Update and posting boring shit like a zombie. Need to take control of my dopaminergic system innit but I don't even have the discipline to properly watch a YouTube video on how to do that.
rupert lowe is the only real nigga in the game
>i spilled my spaghetti cuh-RINGE!
When Aldi give you overtime
>>218510510Get on the booze with us lad
>>218510494Imagine this article being written about you
>Members who forget to scan their Clubcard in-store may return with their Clubcard and a valid receipt within 14 days to get their missed points manually added and missed Clubcard Prices discount refunded, providing the receipt belongs to the corresponding Clubcard member.
right well that's a tranny stroking her cock while gaining pleasure from auto erotic asphyxiation
>>218510535So tempting but I was on the booze all morning and afternoon today before going to bed at about 3pm. Can't start drinking again right after waking up.State of my life.
david bowie lps
>>218510563ah fuck i forgot to buy toilet roll too cause im a pisshead and used the receipt as bog roll when i got back do you reckon i could find it at the local water treatment plant?
do you guys eat sauerkraut? ate it for the first time yesterday and it made my stomach really bloated and i was scared i was going to fart all night although thank god that didn't happendoes it make you fart even if you eat if regularly or does your stomach adjust?
https://youtu.be/zsX0zHB4LwE
>>218510627On principle I don’t eat German foods because of what they did to my people
>>218510587>that delayed death animationjust like my animes
>>218510563roaring
>>218510627Yeah I eat a fair bit of it and there's always a bit of farting but you do adjust. First time was mental for me as well but I also ate loads of other gut health stuff with it I think. Just remember your Paracelsus: The poison is in the dose.
um I'm not going to click that one
anyone here ever learnt how to ride a motorbike? is the CBT course hard?
>>218510663Corrrrrr
sir steven dawsondame preeti young
drinking a french red wine. and you?
PUSSYCLAAT BACON
>>218510649may the raw masculinity and machismo of the white man never die
>3 posts a minute on a saturday nightthis place is away to the dogs
>>218510718They won't teach you how to ride, they expect you to get on it and goI did a cbt for a ped when I was younger, I passed but was an awful experience, the guy was a fat bastard knob head
>>218510649More of a Boiler man myself
watching the baseball
>>218510772its friday mate
>>218510744I WANTED THE ONE WITH TWIN CASSETTES
i've done it allseen the lot
>>218510772>saturday night
>>218510745i'm on the dutch wine
EXCLUSIVE: The leader of Britain’s biggest railway trade union joined in pro-Russian chants and posed with a Communist Party flag during a visit to occupied Ukraine, The Telegraph can disclose.Read the full story: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01/16/union-boss-eddie-dempsey-sang-pro-russian-chants/
>>218510524Jews of that era actually resembled negros, with kinky black hair and gorrilla facial features. They've since fucked so many bankrupt shiksas, some of them look white.
kino
mad how how how
>>218510840
mousey wearing a Fart Now Loading t-shirt
Alri cmon get in with it now
>>218510833based
>>218510840malaponte that’s literally what you look like
have they proved that vaping is worse than smoking yet?
>>218510784>>218510815
>>218510913yeahgoogle
>>218510795Oh yeah? Where's the best place you've traveled to
>>218510833basedall sensible brits know there is no reason to quarrel with russia
>>218510649was listening to take a look around at toil today
>>218510651ancient romans ate it so you are cleared to eat it too, as long as you don't mind blowing up like a beach ball >>218510693i think i did overdo it a bit since i wasn't really thinking of the consequences, just had a weird craving and it was more delicious than i expected. think i'll hold off and try it again when i'll be alone all night and see how it goes
>>218510833I don't care. I like Eddie and hope he becomes the Arthur Scargill of our era.
Rorke supporting pro-migrant leftists on the basis of a hyperreal russia
>>218510912Stop stealing every word you hear the brits itt use you disgusting nigger mutt
>>218510718not sure what that type of thing has to do with motorbikes
ujiohiugyihlh;;'jhu
rorke's origin story
>>218510975meltyponte wait that sounds like melting pot im lowkey cooking
>>218510243Nice porky
>>218510997why did he take his willy out
tonight's kino
>>218510627I don't think it's sauerkraut as much as cabbage itself. It's fiber. I like coleslaw and if I eat too much it'll go through me quickly and I'll take a big shit as a result
>>218511011Cooked your 80 IQ softboiled brain Cody Bonzalez
>>218511020brown bitch
have a badd ass weekend baby
>>218510524You know all empires were mutlicultural right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ&list=RDX_DVS_303kQ&start_radio=1
>>218511020lmao Indians are so fucking stupid they eat burgers upside down even our pet niggers know how to eat food properly
>>218511020mental how fit they are
>>218511056thanks take
>>218510964It's hard to know what gut bacteria is already in there and how it'll react to the sauerkraut. I tend to "reset" my gut microbiome by drinking loads of alcohol which kills it all off, then I'll eat spinach and Brussels sprouts to kind of wipe down the insides and clear it out. Then it's back to the prebiotics and probiotics again to rebuild. Seems to work for me, a lot better than when I was ignoring my gut health anyway.
>>218511020I use a fork to eat bread and apples.
>>218511058wrong
>>218511056thanks timm
>>218510583Right...you really see all that in that ink blot?
>>218511063
hi im napping
>>218511101alri hector barbossa
>>218511056Is that Tim Byrne?
>>218511033fish lips
*stands up and pulls my shorts off*
>>218510651Are you a native american?
>>218511056Mad how handsome he was
>>218511138
Compliments I've received off the escort I'm currently seeing.>that I have a lovely shade of hair>that I have nice eyes and lovely full lips>that I dress nicely>that I have a cute buttFeels nice man
>>218510718Decided to join the Hells Angels, hahaha?
>>218511178why's that one gimp wearing a surgical mask
get the fat escorts posted
>>218510815>when I see a Trump supporter filming me
>>218511159
>>218511058don't @ me again you little worm
>>218511190>that I have a cute butthey, maybe you could have her peg you
me when i see trump
>>218511033>>218511178
>>218511036yeah the cabbage itself is part of it, but the fermentation gives it tons of probiotics and histamine. i eat lots of vegetables and yogourt and take probioics, i never get bloated and have very regular digestion, i don't even fart that much tbqhbut within maybe an hour of eating the sauerkraut my stomach was painfully bloated, i've never experienced that before. apparently it reacts with your gut microbes and all the bacteria starts farting in your stomach
>>218511270Sexy fish
>>218511221
I bought a Samsung instead of an iPhone and I feel retarded for it
>>218511231Wonder what made him go a bit mental
>>218511299good lad ta
>>218511336he puffed a weed cigarette
>>218511299ficking corrrrrr
>>218511336he has early on set dementiabeen confirmed
Due to popular demand Horse will return to Twitch
well heeled and girlish
1 million dollars or an invitation to this party
>>218511449i'm taking the mill
>>218511449I'll take the million, thanks lad
>>218511093my stomach is pretty healthy overall, other than anxiety related nausea. i'm a bit afraid of messing with it too much. do you take supplements? what other pre/probiotic foods do you eat? just curious what you find feels best for your stomach
any of you watched this?
>>218511190Its all good stuff, but remember all those compliments are also comparisons to the bald, ageing slobs she also meets.
>>>/gif/30120557
>>218511449very indian-coded question
>>218511449not sure what paul o'grady is doing with these lads
>>218511504woke shite
>>218511504what did this freak do to deserve a 20 year humiliation ritual?
>>218511542his wife never got over tupac
>>218511342>>218511367I know right? Is this the first time you're seeing her? We were having post-offs, then a jerk-off, with her in the threads.
>>218511516Rorke mate...>>218511532That's Tim Apple
very morbid
>>218511449
>>218511504will smith finally doing gay porn?i think my dad has the michael palin one on dvd
>>218511504>Pole to Polethought he liked pretty girls
I SA MOK EM BOO DI AYI SA MOK EM BOO
>>218511480Bio-kult probiotic capsules. Haven't noticed much difference from those, heard one YouTube doctor say they do fuck all, and they're not cheap so I'll be stopping those.Prebiotics: Garlic, onion, banana, nuts, occasionally beans. I'm probably forgetting something.Probiotics: sauerkraut, kimchi, various probiotic yogurts, kombucha. Tried kefir, didn't like it (the taste - didn't notice a health effect).I get the anxiety as well. Peppermint tea and ginger tea are great for nausea.
What's a good career for a young lad? serious answers only please
time to spackermax
>>218511587Where’s this from
>>218511632he says he doesbut everyone knows it was murder in there
>>218511652Stripper
>>218511652Welfare collector
>>218511652Enhanced rate UC, enhanced PIP, DLA and a council house.
>>218511677The last /brit/ meetup
>>218511673This post violates US law
>>218511652offshore drilling
Who's responsible for mass migration?
>>218511587really hate this image
>>218511652electrician
>>218511652Depends on the lad innit. I always wished I'd got a job travelling the world. Merchant navy or something. Nearly got to play on cruise ships when I was in a cover band but it split up.
>>218511719
>>218511652gay porn
>>218511652My mate did furry art commissions when he was younger and was raking it inIf you've got no limit on what deranged shit you'll draw you can charge a fair bit, my mate was drawing some genuinely disturbing shit
>>218511748I don't like "hatsune miku" image
>>218511505She's a classy woman, loves reading only a year younger than me too
>>218511652poo diver
>>218511741What songs did you cover?
>>218511710Fucking dickheads didn't invite me
>>218511729In this country? Barbara RocheIn your country? Emanuel Celler
i make this hardi make it righti make it weti make it tight
>>218511781Mr Brightside on repeat for an hour
>>218511729really enjoyed this clip, thanks for sharing!but I think your question would be better suited for /pol/, you boring yank cunt
>>218511651Yeah I forgot these prebiotics: wholegrain rice and oats.An excellent gut health breakfast is oats, yoghurt, banana, and nuts all mashed together. Add a splash of vanilla extract and it's quite tasty. I'd add honey as well if I could be arsed with the mess
>>218511819I assume you're not the guy I asked, but that is a great tune
YesThe Twitch stream will return
ffs is he going to spam about his boring stream all night again
Compliments I was given from the toilfu from my old job are still some of the highlights of my life 5ish years onGetting compliments feels great
>>218511781Mostly Beatles but we did other 60s rock and roll for the encore. Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Bob Dylan etc. The boomers went mental for it hence the cruise ship offer.
>>218511797Every single time ffs
before i commenthow old was she when she starred in the hit show Skins
>>218511741*yawns*
i don't think my mum ever does a poo
https://voca.ro/19xhzUlqRq8L
>>218511866A girl I met at a hostel ten years ago told me I seemed very wise. I was just stoned and she was 19. I think about it at least once a week.
17 is legal pops
>>218511866yeah I agreeplease share some comments so that I can imagine my toilfu saying them to me and also feel great
>>218511866Got schizoid personality disorder me, so people's words (including compliments) just bounce off me.
/brit/ is a christ lover general
how do you explain tim allen?
>>218511888Ah yes, mass migration was a grand.design by the jews to enslave the white man.
>>218511934she was 16 in season 215 in season 1
>>218511945Actually just elongated and extrapolated from a regular Allen key.
>>218511940bet cars would bounce of you too you fat cunt
/brit/ is atheistic general
>>218511945I can't explain Tim. And don't call me Alan.
Good night friends
>>218511909I sneak into her bedroom at night and stick a pipe up her arse and suck them all out while she sleeps
>>218511945k tim
>>218511974Haha you're not wrong I am on the heavier side.
£4.00 added to the Steam wallet in order to buy the 2-week AP pack on Blue Archive for £2.24
>>218512009what an exciting life you lead
>Nigel Farage to attend Davos conference he derided as ‘jaunt’ for ‘globalists’Lads.....?
>>218512009need you gachafags dead
>>218512000Not me, muscle bound and fucking sexy fuck. You're jealous.
ok nevermind kaya scodelario was 15 in skins season 2
>>218511993kudos
>>218512009Why do you think we or anyone would care about this
>>218512030he's the leader of the conservative party, why wouldn't he go?needs to know how many his bosses expect in the nigelwave
>>218512033More happy for you than jealous. I get to eat like a pig and sit about while you're lifting and avoiding tasty food, so swings and roundabouts innit
>>218512090I don't avoid food, I fucking deck it like the madcunt I am.
>>218512028shan't be taking that from someone who is also posting on /brit/ on a friday night
if any party wants to win my vote they need to BAN holiday let owners, make it illegal fully illegal
>>218511651ty!>>218511837yes! love soaked oats with yogourt and either blueberries or a bit of grated apple, walnuts, and either honey or maple syrup. one of my favourite breakfasts
>>218512063>Me sitting in my pool listening to a nigelwave Spotify playlist
https://youtu.be/UsyXrfPO8o4?si=A9XhjON2nG-YqfebYou all real nigger, ait boi ice in the grill
>>218512030He's gonna come back with cartoon spirals swirling in his eyes and say how we need to control immigration while he waves in another 5 million
>>218512030based ft ladever comment there?
here is your society bro
>>218512126music is forbiddenmusic has always been forbidden
>>218512142Ho pleaseBow down on both kneesWhi Nigga
>>218512133Racism outside of /b/
on my knees for BLM
>>218512148Gorgeous milf yenta
>>218512162G unit!
>>218512116Blueberries and walnuts are my faves, up there with cherries and almonds.
Someone please tell me what to buy on Amazon for £20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg4wa5YJaDE@CornwallAny thoughts?
bone temple this weekend
>>218512203£20 Amazon gift card
>>218512206Maybe gnosism is right
>>218512183aftermath
>>218512203a clue
>>218512178Normie Karen Fascist
>>218512212won't watch itwhy? you guessed it, due to woke
>>218512203dildo
You lads going out on the lash tonight?
>>218511956this but unironically
>>218512233English*
Any goyim in
>>218512239ELBOW DROPPED THAT JABRONI
>>218512203Usb charged touch sensor bedside lamp, and two pairs of pyjama bottoms
>>218512238NAH NAH THESE NEXT BARSYOU ALL AINT READYLIFT LIFT LIFT YOURSELF
>>218512233>no american gf to to spend christmas in my council flat with feels bad
SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY COCO COCO PUFFS
Me and Mousey bumbling around the kitchen trying to make Scottish tablet like big cook little cook
>>218512291Why she needs to be American?
might play bayonetta next
tek dat tek dat
>>218512316exotic
>>218512311Haven't seen Big in donkeys years.
>>218512233343 days till christmas
Shimmy SHIMMY SHIMMY COCO PUFF PASS IT ME NOWLIGHT IT UP TAKE A PUFFSNEED SNEED AND FEED FEEDFORMERLY CHUCKS AND TRUCKS
>>218512320mad the way bayo 2 and 3 are stuck on nintendo, fucking waste
if you describe pizza as “cheese and tomato pie” it sounds fucking gnarly
>>218512320Great gameBanger soundtrack too
>>218512344they emulate well
Phoneposting under my bed covers is comfy
>>218512331I'm exotic too
>>218510587could this... be... AI... ?
>>218512363snug as a bug in a rug
MEMORIES BROKEN
STOPDROPSHUT THEM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP WHOONOTHAT'S HOWROUGH RIDERS ROLL
>>218512363the problem is you have to ensure ventilation otherwise the den becomes too hot and stuffy
pov, you are bullying me
>>218512363Show us your willy :3
Mr. Bob Dobolina
on the retard male grindset
>>218511882Sounds good. I've played stuff like that before. I guess you're right, there's a boomer market for it
so this is me
TIPPING ON 44REPPING ON 44PIMPING ON 44REPPING ON 44d
>>218512255I see you are a thinker. The powers that be (jews, only jews, nothing but jews) can't manipulate you at all.
>>218512428um
I wonder what's happening on Jupiter right now
Going to have another beer I think
>>218512500Can I have one?
when's the fucking stream
on the gay male grindset
>>218512416pov: you are being bullied
electric about to run out and can't get the new key to activate after four different codes and four tries and trips to the shop. all the while they keep insisting 'oh it's not working still teehee ~ just install the smart meter like we keep saying :)'
>>218512328Airforce ones squeaking
*enters brit*
>>218512521ktim when im trying to widdle but nothings come out
>>218512466This was back when there were loads of working men's clubs where boomers would smoke and drink bitter and do the bingo and all that. I've no idea if there's a market for it now. Always a friendly supportive audience though. I hate to play punk or something and get spat on or stuff thrown at us or whatever.
spending my Friday like I spend every Friday Millennium countdown edition of Night Fever on t'go
>>218512551luh katy squeaking too
>>218512500ahhhhhh... you're gonna hate me for this but i JUST had the last one
>>218512466>there's a boomer market for itSo is one for your mum
>>218512467I am wondering how you got here.
>>218512549Take an electric bill to the post office (or possibly any place with a pay point) and ask for a new key, they should be able to sort it out immediately I think. In the meantime I guess you better turn everything off except your fridge and phone charger
Does canslad still post here?
>>218512643danced my way in
Does the Belgian still post here?
>>218512648By the way, I (greeklad) dubbed him canslad. Good lad but a bit of a gabber, a poseur if you will
>>218512669Wouldn't know, had that flag filtered for as long as I can remember
Does deegz still post here?
>>218512556*kicks her like a football sending her flying into orbit*
>>218512669once a day he spams the shell go etc. posts in the old thread
>>218512678Canslad called himself canslad cuz he was always on the cans
>>218512594Found one more x
>>218512549I used to live with an ex homeless and he knew how to rig those meters so it gives unlimited free electric. I bet they've put a stop to that nowadays.
>>218512721unreal how strong his compulsion is to post that shit that he has to do it in the old so janny doesntpossibly the most deranged poster here
>>218512703you are so mentally ill mate
New>>218512741
>>218512196yes! love cherries when they're in season and local. i've never baked with them but someday i want to do a cherry pie with the filling from scratch
>>218512789Page 8 rule
>>218512212i just know it's going to suck, 28 years later was so disappointing. i'll see it anyways though
>>218512782yeah?you know nothing about me
