edition
need mid-life crisis milf gf
Can this white boy catch a vibe?
>>218614118Dogshit yank edition. All americans should be killed.
dogshit yank edish
>>218614118spastic kill yourself
Still howling at how badly raped that Canadian got
Games just don't go this hard anymore.
foodcord raid
the scranolocaust
>>218614221i reckon you spend too much time here
No one is forcing you to use this thread You can just make your own Sage
>>218614244Meltdown
Listening to HARM'S WAY. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
not good this. toilsmen will save us in half an hour
>>218614217>>218614188take it back to r/kitchencels
>>218614249Please don't have another one Sage
>>218614240>he's so raped he's switching proxies Oh MyDays
>>218614274
>>218614243needs so many more ingredients. put half a onion or some peppers in next time
>>218614274I have reported your posts
>>218614281you need a break from 4chan lad
>>218614304Good, yours, too. Sage
am 37 but i look 17
>>218614320Why you talking like you've had a stroke
suckling a milklet
>>218614346Reported this post
the scrandemic
>>218614358ThanksSage
>>218614272Kek HHL spackertray
>>218614184Pizza hut? Papa John's?
Saw this sex arse
>>218614411Shup nigger lol
>>218614317You need a break from getting raped lad seriously it's not good for you
>>218614154What are the fried pieces & why is the meat so red?
Where did everyone go? Did I mindrape everyone?
I will do your bidding, Master.
>>218614437the addict lashes out when told he has a problem
>>218614415Does she look like Sophie Turner or that's just me?
>looks like ive raped and raped and raped strangers online again
Just reading through the last thread to see what set Spaingod off and the only thing I can see are a couple of my posts that were really subtle. He's so sensitive lmfao.
>>218614525The raped cowers and projects when he is raped
I'm not Spainlord
>>218614554have day off. you need it. very bizarre behaviour
given up the porn me. Not good for the mind you know
i got a cock in my arsey
>>218614601Good post.Nofap legion.
>>218614415>>218614531who is she
*squeals*
>>218614637i never said no fap
>>218614663I did.
>>218614663you betrayed the nofap legion
>>218614641Dakota Fanning
>>218614688that's Elle's sister?Elle is much fitter
>>218614577Yes mate you really should, you're an odd one aren't you
>>218614713Both built
>>218614723your family are worried about you
Activate it
>invite a girl to the cinema after she mentioned she had meant to see avatar>she says maybe i'll let you know>days go by>send her message asking if she's thought about it>get ghosted>go into work a week later>she's there>talk and lightly flirt for 30 minutes as if nothing happenedso what's this about then
>>218614740You should really reflect on why you come here just to get continually and aggressively raped
The Zesty Cronem
>>218614772you need a break from 4chan lad. genuinely.
Long hard day of work today, reckon I'll get myself a pizza.Toilberg freaking out over last quarter's results but all my projects have been in the green and customer satisfaction is up. Still won't give me a raise the prick
having romantic fantasies about the escort I've been seeing again lads
i like big breasts
pooing out of my bum
glod
might eat food
mhm
i’m not taking my sneakers offi am Sneakers O’Toole
>>218614908she's a funny one cos she seems kinda shy and vaguely innocent loking yet she also loves getting her kit off and does in so many showsSO HOT
>>218614908CALIFORNIA GIRLSWE'RE UNFORGETTABLE
>>218614768give an example of the flirting
>>218614979gay homosexuals be like corrr my favourite
>>218614768Is she your co-worker??
laying on the floor to fix my posture x
>>Hospital admits mother-of-three could have been cured of cervical cancer that killed her if bungling doctors hadn't wrongly said her smear test results were normal
>open a mega-embassy for a country that is sending soldiers to europe to kill europeans even though you know they're going to use it for spyingwhat is wrong with you lads? is there anything that can be done at this point?
>>218614415still cute x
>>218615057china is based
>>218615057Erm this seems a bit political
>>218614415I liked her in War of the Worlds.
>>218615057doing everything possible to undermine and compromise this country is pretty standard for leftists
>>218614601I don't know how people can wank without porn. I'm too old to wank without stimulus.
>>218615057Keep your 'ends close and your 'nemies closer.
>>218615007her playing on my phone and i direct her fingersmaking jokes about how much better our day(s) are now we saw each other that kinda thinglight flirting
>>218614996those are the fittest kind of girlsquiet confidence/sexyness > overly loud sexual girls
>>218615057the native population is essentially being held hostage at this point. The government is full of traitors.
>>218615007Hey, do you like live streams?
>>218615057All makes sense when you realise that the British state is an illegitimate occupying force that is currently facilitating the total ethnic replacement of the indigenous population.
>>218615057big country = big embassywhats the problem here, is america getting pissy its bigger than your embassy or something
>>218615057europe is friends with china now chud, fuck you!
Socialists who criticise capitalism are fucking embarrassing, why shouldn’t a man or woman be allowed to have 150 billion and not use that money for the greater good of mankind like starvation, housing, education and advancement of civilisation as a collective?Grow up.
>>218615057When did China send soldiers somewhere
>>218615097just use your imagination
>>218615128thoughts on Harold Godwinson?thoughts on the Norman yoke?
sorry america we're on china's side now
>>218614921I'd like to study her arsehole up close as she suffocates me.
>>218615123Yes. A lot.
>>218615160no one starves in britain
>>218615160Your dish, monsieur
>>218615186Wazzup Beijing
>>218615215Grow up.
>>218615155>>218615166Then why is North Korea (chinese vassal) sending another 30,000 troops to ukraine this year?
FCDO Splashes £29,000 on Boutique Soho House Furniture for Paris OfficeThe Foreign Office clearly hasn’t let a cost-of-living crisis cramp its continental style. They’ve splashed £28,979 on furniture from the private members’ club Soho House for their offices in Paris.An FOI response reveals that in October, the FCDO Services’ “Interior Design Team” forked out for the luxury furniture to “use in representational areas of the Paris diplomatic estate."Apparently nearly £29,000 at Soho Home gets you:>Modular Sofa, L-Shape x 1>Round Dining Table x 1>Pair of Dining Chairs x 3>Console Unit x 2>Square Cushion x 3>Footstool x 2>Rug x 1>Modular Sofa, Armless module x 1>Side Table x 2
I see absolutely no reason for every other country on earth to turn to china with that fat cunt trump making it clear America is happy to fuck everyone for the benefit of America
>>218615215
Lost one of my souvenir spoons. Fell into a bag full of recycables. Had to empty out the wheelie bin to find it.That's enough excitement for one day.
Bing chilling with my best friend Xi. He calls me gwailou, no idea what that means but we're pals now sorry not sorry america hahaa
>>218615295Not really your concern is itSorry but some of you really need to get a clueYou are a leaf in the wind, pipe down
>>218614118Any piss man in
I don’t know why none of trumps political opponents never just copied him and roasted the fuck out of trump calling his wife a slag prostitute and trump being a fat overweight mong with bitch tits
>>218615315
>>218615346Not right now. I already went.
>>218615315couldnt have happened to a more deserving CUNT
hey babe, it's me
>>218615349Their entire gimmick is to celebrate those things which is why DJT is untouchable
any poopensharten man in?
>>218615371MOOOOOODS!
girl at the cafe as comically large tits
if you invite a girl to the cinema and she says "i'm sorry not this time" does that mean she wants you to invite her again in the future or is it just being polite and she really wants yout o fuck off (obviously bare in mind as well that she came up with b.s. excuse to not go)
why the fuck does Aldi not have nutritional information on their app or website for the food they sell. Fucking enough time to make stupid TikTok’s though
>>218615349Probably because he would have won the roast battle that would commence
>>218615346*raises paw*
>>218615399hiya x
LUCY LETBY YOU WILL BE FREE BY 2027I WILL NOT GIVE UP WE WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL THIS INNOCENT IS FREED THEY PLANNED TO CHARGE HER WITH LIKE 60 MORE BABY DEATHSTRY TO SAY SHE DID IT ALL WE ALL KNOW IT WAS A FAILING HOSPITAL THAT WAS RESPONSIBLE POOR PRACTICES POOR TRAINING POOR STAFFING POOR FACILITIES NEGLIGENT DOCTORS NOT THE ACTIONS OF ONE INSANE BABY MURDERING NURSE LIKE CHESTER WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVEFREE LUCY LETBY FREE LUCY LETBY FREE LUCY LETBY FREE LUCY LETBY FREE LUCY LETBY FREE LUCY LETBY
>>218615349Would certainly make politics more entertaining.
>>218615349none of them have the sauce
>>218615057says china not america mate, might want to read that again
>>218614601>>218614637i've given up porn but still wank every few daysso far i've been able to get hard with escorts since i stopped
mental to think some of you lot get genuienly angry about American politics and foreign policyhaven't you got enough to worry about in your day to day lives?
Doing nofap so when I go solo clubbing I will have an unmistakable aura. Yep, it's working! Oh, dang it, I forgot to wash!
>>218615499no? live a care free life of leisure me
>>218615368Good fucking gravy, what did I do to deserve such slander?
>>218615371hey you're me
Going to place a cheeky little order with the ‘kizzeria shortly xx
>A teacher was left "mortified" after a stranger passed her a handwritten note in a café, accusing her of being so loud that she had to leave.MY QUESTION HOWEVER IS CAN ZOOMERS READ THAT WRITING WE ALL KNOW THEY CAN'T WRITE LIKE THAT
>>218615529Kizzas are insane
Wanking to the 4'8" pornstar Massy Sweet
>>218615499Not particularly, my personal life is amazing and happy. Sorry yours isn’t and you have no energy to worry about anything else
>>218615546I'm sure that will improve your life
>>218615349It would fall flat because he doesn't care+ he would get shot
>>218615555Destroyed that runt
Is it possible to trick a fat woman into losing weight without her knowing you're doing it? Kinda like a reverse feeder.
>>218615455To be fair to the police, they publically named her years before she was even charged, so they kinda had to find her guilty.
>>218615541Hate loud women
The milennial unc who always has zoomers on his mind is lashing out yet again
Miss Lucinder Letterby
bobo glimt
>>218614768Stop being so wishy washy just set the date and time tell her to be there
>>218615555>>218615517Ah, so you're NEETs, understood
>>218615577No Rorke your mam has to want it for herself and put the chips down of her own free will
bioblyboobiolglobblyglip
>Rorke's a mongthanks guardiandon't think we needed an article to confirm it though
>>218615617gonna batter citeh
>>218615504
And Dolly Little 4'9"
Zoomers can't read handwriting, you have to write things out like Homer Simpson
>>218615546looked her up and saw this and had a good chuckle
>>218615617Mad how their entire squad is Norweigan and Danish
>>218615625Nope, got a well paid job that I love. I tried hard in school, you see.
Umwhy does a tennis club need all that space and also a lake?
>>218615455Yes! We should Let Lucy Letby Be!
>>218615642well that's rorke done
>>218615592women should be demure
>>218615577Cook for her and replace some of the ingredients with sawdust. You can pass any odd taste/texture to your bad cooking
just got cummed inside
>>218615675Sure mate
>>218615639This is serious! The fatfu really looks quite fit in older pictures.
>>218615592Oh but it’s ok when men are loud?
>>218615677Need fresh water for the Womble data farm
>>218615739men have to be loud to bark orders across battlefields
bone-in chicken thighs for tea, skin on
to win at a game of Chess all you need to do is ban it
>>218615739Not that anon, but also no.
>got invited out for drinks for the SEVENTH time today despite saying no the previous 6 times, went with the ol' dentist excuse >Nevertheless they keep persistingI've been here 10.5 monthswhen are they going to get the fucking message
>>218615764Been on many battlefields lately rorke?
>>218615800odious little runt
>>218615263What a pathetic excuse for a Lord you were. Craven to the bone. Pushing Europa about like that. And after all those military bases we let you build on our land? Where did that get you? Look down on Europa, would you? America? You filthy slug. Feel it! Feel it! Feel my bloody wrath!He he he he he...Now, that Europa is free. We can do whatever takes our fancy...Can't I? Ukraine in NATO. we will send another coalition of willing politicians to Kyiv and discuss terms with Zelensky
Dinnertime. That means it's time for a Bombay Badboy, pack of BBQ Fridge Raiders and a can of Relentless.
>>218615784alri islam
God I love female newscasters who are ambiguously aged somewhere between 25 and 45
>>218615810was in croydon at the weekend
>>218615810fight on the battlefields of culture every day of my life mate
>>218615800This is getting sad now, Jay.
why are catholics and orthodox so much cooler than protestants lads?
>>218615836>BBQGOOD LAD
>>218615887a e s t h e t i c s
>>218615810Not since Battlefield 4.
>>218615887Is that Dasha?
hacking into the mainframe nowim inexecuting poo.exe
>>218615887Just better aestheticsI’m Catholic but some high church protestants like Anglicans have great aesthetics (mainly because they’re catholic lite)
>>218615716Average dog owner
minecraft diamond watch on my wrist
Kicking pregnant women in the belly
Any bombay bad boyz in?
>>218615925YES!!!!
i can't fucking stand much more of this
>>218615971It’s Mumbai Mad Man now. Because of… you know
Rorke barking orders at his men in the kitchen at the maccies drive through to bring him vital supplies of 3 double cheeseburgers (no gherkins), 20 chicken nuggets with sweet curry dip and a smarties McFlurry
toby's coming over to play the ummy game
Are the extraflags users booting up the /brit/cord then?
Humanity has just given up hasn't it
>>218615997
leftypol failing to meme yet again
>>218616045same tbqh
>Shabana Mahmood proposes AI 'Panopticon' system of state surveillance> "When I was in justice, my ultimate vision for that part of the criminal justice system was to achieve, by means of AI and technology, what Jeremy Bentham tried to do with his Panopticon. That is that the eyes of the state can be on you at all times."
>>218615997POOSCREAMKNG
grrr getting really angry over greenland grrr ruff ruff rrrrruuuff!
>>218615994then sit
can somebody tell me why chagros was given away
>>218615994didn't expect love
>>218616114Probably.
>>218616114for a laff
>>218616114Probably
>>218616114yeh probably
>>218616114ermm... well..
>>218616114probably
>>218615994
>>218616045europe =/= humanity
https://youtu.be/ns0_RQNU5Hw
can't come round tonight, my bums hurtingx
Did you just criticise Israel?
>>218309501Doing a read
try fingers, but hole
>>218616181europeans are the only ones capable of improving mankind's state
Future has a sick flow ngl
>>218616237Reckon America's quite capable
cleaned my rorkecreps, good as new
nth for the baddiedem
>>218616243who you calling a niggle, rorke?
>>218616288just isn't sexy is she
Used to be vocally Rorke when I was younger but nowadays I like to play both sidesWhen I'm around Rorkes I'll be like yeah Keir is a twat these boat people are living in hotels for free our taxes are mental and there's only two genders simple as thatAround lefty types I'll be on about the fat racist gammons there's too much consumerism the police are cunts Brexit was a disaster yeah yeah all that
>>218616288Post contains avatar/signature
You don't have the right O you don't have the right
>>218616288I have a nicer arse than that
>>218616307hi x
cup of coffee and a cadbury creme egg for tea
Can't stop thinking about how good that escortmong bait was yesterday where he was like "what does it mean if a girl heart reacts your last message?" And everyone was responding and then he was like "ok cool so anyway the escort gave me a heart react"Corrr what fond memories, what impeccable bait, how we all got done.
>>218616317Fascinating
>>218616288wish she would fuck a thoroughbred horse cock mandingo instead of her boyfriend with the thin white wilkins
>>218616243type shit
>>218616361Sacked Tranny!!
>>218616361Starting to think that most people know it’s bait but respond anyway cause it breaks up the monotony
>>218616332Present it.
>>218616332get it posted
>>218616346ujiohiugyihlh;;'jhu
>>218616310Well that’s not true
>>218616288one of her best picturesshe's so sexy
>>218616373And then you took the words right out of my mouthOh it must have been while you were kissing meYou took the words right out of my mouthAnd I swear it's trueI was just about to say I wish she would fuck a thoroughbred horse cock mandingo instead of her boyfriend with the thin white wilkins
>>218616317ok
you guys are alright
>>218616310she's leng>>218616373she broke up with him afaik
Extraflags cord online?
>>218616405is
Sometimes I am ashamed to be American because I look at the news or interact with people. I remember when a guy thought I was smart because I said something so fucking basic to a guy from the carribean
need AA but for fat people
Neighbours called in a plumber to deal with the blockage as it affects both our flats so that's a positive Negative is my bathroom is currently flooded with poo
so this is rorke
I wish cloth dissolving slimes were real in real life so I could see women in precarious situations having their clothes melted by horny slimes and then groped and toyed with by slime tentacles
>>218616471didn't have a poo then?
>>218616430Do people still use that botnet? It was dying a death even like 5 years ago.Is Cornwall or the bald lad who went to Japan still using it?
im just a humble fannyshagger
>>218616425>she broke up with him afaikAlriiight. *slicks hair back with my hands and sprays a peppermint spray into my mouth before strutting in her direction *
Are people this retarded in the UK because for some reason people here are obsessed with bullshit media
*stands pointing and chanting "you fat bastard" to the fat bastard*
having a poo soon me
>>218616503>cornwallyes>the bald lad who went to Japan still using it?suelad rarely posts here anymore, he's engaged to his japanese gf now
Is leng basically the same thing as peng? Or does it have a different phonetical root? As you can see I'm too middle class and middle aged to get much exposure to the 'yoot' these days
sex with alwaysslightlysleepy
>>218616491If wishes were fishes we'd all cast a net
>>218616532>yesSad>sueladBased
was thinking at 3am earlier about how all the games are shutting and my local that was here for 20 years just shut and got really sadspent many hours in there browsing the wares, seeing what i could get with my £25 christmas vouchers and getting codes for pokemon distributions
>>218616546Cross between lush and pengGreng = grim/pengMeng = mong/peng (i.e. a peng downie)
>>218616511gwarn shagger x
>>218616582Cheers lad, appreciate it. Too many responsibilities these days to lurk as much as I'd like and I keep falling behind
Seeing a few posts with avatars in here
how come any time i see a weird bait video on twitter it's just indians or filipinos in the replieswhat even is thishttps://x.com/leenaccy/status/2013246313966735810
sheng = a peng shit
Hairline status?
>>218616582>a peng downie
>>218616624that's malay/indonesian
>>218616648long gone
Actual poocano coming out my shower drain
>>218616648hasnt budged an inch
rorkypops feelin shiesty
I think this quote is a bit horse shit because something like the ring of sauron existed today I wouldn't even bother throwing it away. Sauron is probably less evil then our current elite
right thats the tesco order done
There was a weird thing on TikTok a few months back where onlyfans whores would use ai to make themselves look like they have down syndrome and then one day it just went awayLiterally no idea what that was all about
Right then, before the new thread, can I get a hairline status from everyone?
>>218616695grimothy
>>218616695Screaming at that belly
>>218616667it doesnt matter who it is.
>>218616707STRONG.
honestly where the FUCK would we be as a society without yorkshire puddings
Football tactics come in cycles x
>>218616770waves not cycles
got the j-rock on
>>218616785No, it's cyclical
>>218616754conquering the galaxy I'd wager
>>218616805>>218616805>>218616805
