Posted at bump limit edition
janny, i will fucking heem you one of these days
Activate it
janny in on one
he's done us
>>218619249what the FUCK did you do to their tits
>>218619264*nothing happens*
gay cunt yank thread, only gay cunts post here. also fuck the janny, fuck kikes, fuck niggers, fuck keir starmer, fuck you
>>218619282why did you choose the sicko gooner version you psychopath
Don't get why you retards were using the late posted thread anyway
If anyone has any questions regarding my newly purchased first home I'm happy to answer them to the best of my ability
Woooooaaaaaah Janny Jaannnyyy!!
>>218619286as long as the petrodollar still exists
>>218619309how was the process of getting a mortgage?
>>218619309still hate it?
>>218619309How much was it? Deposit? Do you have a partner?
>>218619308newfag
one last poo post before he gets mePOOOO
got 31 (You)s in the last threadnot bad is it
>>218619309from first viewing to getting the keys, how long did it take?
right well as i was saying, just boughted £20 worth of mcdonald
>>218619321Very straightforward >>218619322No I like it for the most part. There are some negatives but are outweighed by what I like. Don't plan to live here forever anyway>>218619328160k20k depositMarried
>another pol thread so it'll be deletedCUNT
>>218619309>>218619322>>218619328I have some questions for you brits why is the interest rate for mortgages currently lower in the UK than it is in the USA?
based janny dabbed on you runts
>>218619342>>218619342>>218619342>>218619342>>218619342>>218619342pretty good
>>2186193442 months>>218619349Dunno but our fixed rates are very short. Generally 2, 3 or 5 years which is probably why the rates are low idk.
maddie dobles is a big fan of this character it seems
gonna wank the willy to asmr
>>218619332retardwe always use the thread that was posted first
very erotic character design
fucks sake can't even eat half of this mcdonald
>>218619264this happened after the tariff threats last time, japan started dumping bonds and gilts and he packed it in
The Cornish Chough.
>>218619404cannibal mfs finding themselves on a farm
>>218619309How's the plumbing?
>>218619415lol
just did a woke fart
>>218619309how old are youwhere is it (roughly)is it a new build
>>218619415scromblign
anyone see the northern lights yesterday then?
>>218619429big guy
>>218619348the problem was simply the ludicrous titcows making the janny nervous anon
>>218619422Good plumbing. Bought it refurbished, everything is new>>21861944034Swansea1890s
>>218619460nah i dont open my curtains
>>218619460No I looked though. Didn't see any
>>218619482follow-up question: are you 190
>>218619500Yes (no)
>>218619264you won't do shit
>>218619482>SwanseaDo you think buying a house in swansea is a good investment, or are you not buying for investment purposes? Do you expect that you'll save money by buying over renting over some time horizon? Can you expand on the mortgage process, what documentation did you need, etc?
Imagine life before 1903
>>218619536Don't care about investment. I've been renting for years and sick of landlordberg raising rent.
hello
poo gay porn
Thread dead after initial flurry AGAINWhat's going on?
going to tescowitizgoing to stumble about drunk and hopefully not get banned looking for scrannage you lads want anything?
big boys don't cry
>>218619603Waiting for the new
>>218619595yeah good post this>>218619601another excellent post
>>218619282Zara still has tits. Let her in
>>218619603footy is on probably
>>218619617this was me about 25 hours ago slammed about a quadruple vodka and then slipped off to the shops to buy more haha
americans pronounce peugeot poogeot
>>218619617finest triple choc cookies x
>>218619617i'll have a clue pleaseoh wait, it appears you aren't able to get one
>>218619617Pop into M&S for me?
>>218619652the mint choc ones are so peng, but they rarely have them in the express I go to
>>218619603I used up all my good posts with the shower last threadNow all I can do is mope about until the plumber comes tomorrow
>>218619460
crumblign
would like to buy a house myself but i'll have to like in some shit hole like Bolton of Bury to be able to afford it
>city exposed>kamara injuredoh my days
So....here we all are then
sucking a sump pump
sir bolton of bury
>>218619748oopsies x
>>218619760
Hingetoil temptation rising
>>218619760fucking jej
>>218619460yesit was beautiful
lost proably 200k on the markets todaythats me done then
>>218619785Gay
>>218619794don't believe you
>>218619760fucking HOWLING at them clawing at the doors like a troop of simians
>>218619794believe you
what's your favourite chocolate?
One moment lads, I'll just check my RBRS gains
>>218619760she will never take that line at that time again
>>218619827don't have one as I'm not a female or homosexual
>>218619835>>218619835>>218619835New
discovered a lovely, tight knit town in australia called 'Murwillumbah'
what position do you wank in?
>>21861983654.3% since March
>>218619840bewildering post
>>218619857I just do it normally while lying in bed?
>>218619857standing up
>>218619827galaxy smooth milkkeep it simple
any the latest on the poo bath fiasco?
>>218619857I kneel on the bathroom floor
>>218619760got this with sound?
gf going on a mad one in the texts because apparently i dont take her out on dates or treat her well enoughdont really know what she expects from me. she prob wants me to take her out to dinner and buy her gifts but, from my experience, it doesnt mean anything.
>>218619886Based.
>>218619857With my two fingers, through my joggers and then I cum in my pants
>>218619891basically right here>>218619886
>>218619910my ex gf was the samebut when you come from a family which doesnt do that kind of thing its hard tonever expected any gifts from her but she would always buy me stuff
>>218619912>>218619886gay men
>>218619903https://x.com/TmyaTwotter/status/2011990892899361239
For me it's the humble Mars Bar
>>218619884do you stroke with your hands or do you have them in place which you thrust into them?
fancy a cookie
>>218619760indescribably based
>>218619991fancy ur cookie ;)
>>218619953what joker fooled you into thinking chocolate was effeminate?
>>218619953weird insecure freakfact that i'm gay is irrelevant
>>218619984u,m i dont know
>>218619827maltesers
it's absolutely mental how many celebrity women are total nutjobs Elon Musk dated (and likely had kids with) Amber Heard, a schizophrenic moron Bourdain dated some italian actress Argento, who drove him to suicide by being such an unbearable asshole gwenyth paltrow LARPS like she has dementia in public for some strange reason I just get the feeling that female deficiencies aren't really discussed enough by the public while male deficiencies are dissected and analyzed to hell and back
ummers
>arsenal gimmique corner goal
>>218620022*touches ear* thank you, thats all from incel celebrity news
>>218620057if I cannot discuss these matters on /brit/ then where else can I talk about these things
well that's me fedded and bedded
>>218619963Is there a story here?Just looks like a bunch of noogs ganging up on whitey
phil foden
Mornington Crescent
fode philden
>>218620097how much more story do you need
omg wtf bbq
how many of you are actually physically attractive?
Sir Gregory Bovino
MIGHT MAKE A CUP OF TEA. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
already in bed no point in being awake really
>>218620143I hear Rorke is a handsome lad
if we're being honest we're all basically surplus to requirement
>>218620143*raises paw*hasn't really helped me at all in life though
>>218620143get an 8/10 in looks when we found a list the girls at toil made
>>218620156According to his mum
>>218620143escorts call me handsome
>>218620143I have model-like features
>>218620177pskrm
recently developed another tic when i remember something embarrassing where i make that gay foden face with his tongue out and make a noise like "eeeee"
>>218619249What is the racist girls rule34 tag
>>218620143got an okay face but I'm 6'3 so it doesnt really matter
mummy says I'm a lady killer
>>218620143Sometimes I think I look nice, other times I look objectively ugly and should be put in a leper colony
A Farewell To Arse
>The British guy you spoke to is essentially correct—the "length" of the fix is the single biggest reason for the rate difference.>In short: US mortgage rates are higher because you are buying an "insurance policy" against inflation for 30 years. In the UK, you are only buying that safety for 2–5 years, so it costs less.Wow apparently British mortgages suck ass. All the risk is put on the borrower in the british system instead of the lender. It's not just about the fixed rate being far lower: if you want to refinance in the USA it's free (if rates drop) but in the UK? It costs 1-5% of the total mortgage to do! That's fucked!
Zack Polanski has said that Britain should expel US forces from the UK if the country seizes Greenland - a proposal 55% of Britons supportSupport: 55%Oppose: 22%
might go live in the alaskan wilderness like that famous bloke
>>218620245this entire country is set up to funnel as much cash to the 1% as possible while fucking over the working man at every possible opportunity
when my dad, older brother, and younger sister all die, i'll inherit the house and be set for life. unfortunately that won't happen anytime soon because the bastards 60 but isnt showing signs of slowing down, and even though my brothers a police officer and has a decent chance of being killed by some crackhead with a knife, id still need sis to go and that wont happen anytime soon. i hate toiling so fucking much bros i just want to nap and read all day
>>218620262solid snake?
12 doubles with 240kg chalked off Over 300 kegs in a few weeks cunts
>>218620165>>218620168>>218620177>>218620217least delusional incels
>>218620297Make a billion dollars then
That name tho
one day stink of fishand another day stink of shit
leftypol falling asleep in doggystyle
what sex position should I try with the escort next time?
>>218620150innit sometimes you make a tea and it's gorgeous but sometimes you make a tea and it's just alrightwonder why that is
having a poo soon
>>218620344The "murder suicide"
playing mass effect andromeda (or ass erect blandromeda)
>>218620355night poo schedule is grim lad carrying poo round all day that's no way to live
>>218620315cant be bothered. ive decided to move to the most northern point of canada, and ill spend the rest of my days chilling with wildlife and eating snow
night poos, night wanks, simple
it's 07:47 in melbourne australia
>>218620393I have multiple poos a day lad, just is what it is
>>218620313been told I'm sexy/good looking by both men and women multiple times, had girls hit on me, recently had this women in a cafe give me extra food for free with a wink, but yeah mate you're right I'm just a delusional "incel"
>>218620415did you know they call hump day "pouch day" in australia?
>>218620279are you the swansea home buyer guy? These financial instruments seem like absolutely poison pills to me. They are actually designed in a crazy way that could lead to your monthly costs jumping by £1000 at the drop of a hat without you having any real recourse The main issue is this: Early Repayment PenaltiesIf you HAVE the money, and you try to pay off the loan ahead of schedule: you are hit with a MASSIVE fee So basically: >rates go upYou are stuck with far higher monthly costs and still tied into the contract>rates go downyou are stuck with your shit rate that you initially signed up for wtf? The only winning move is paying off the home in like 5 to 10 years and putting a massive downpayment of like 50% of the cost
>>218620415melbourne is the worst place in the world, why would you mention that shithole?
>>218620395Fair enough but you won't be comfy up there.
>>218620344blowie from behind
umvengers umsemble
just don't want to be here
can feel a large crusty turtle head on the horizon
>>218620434>swansea home buyer guyno I'm afraid not. But yeah you're basically fucked in this country unless you have a huge amount of savings or a six figure income
Escortmong gimmick has been done to death and it wasn't even good to begin with. His ex-gf of 4.5 years gimmick was better and more nuanced
>>218620310Cringe
>>218620390good effort
>>218620430"sure" thing mate that's why you're here shitposting on brit about how attractive you arelol lmao even
>>218620459um!
>>218620434that's only if you pay before the end of your fixed term you massive fat spaz
fucking hell can see her pussois
>>218620390You playing as a lad or a girl
>>218620434>putting a massive downpayment of like 50% of the costonly making 35k a year but almost every penny goes towards savings since im freeloading with the parents. only real costs are council tax/utilities to help them out, apart from that i barely even exist outside of work hours. cant wait for the pound to go to shit so that my patience turns out to have been utterly pointless
I dont like that time is passing. Im 22 years old and i havent done anything, my whole life is just a blank slate.
me shoppign
>>218620554screaming this was menow i'm 35 and it's the samesame old dateless incel(haha)
>>218620554pathetic, grow up
>>218620512because as I've already stated it hasn't helped me in life. Looks don't mean shit if you're a socially awkward weirdo
>>218620554ktwm in 2013
>>218620588cute bunnard
>>218620554start doing stuff now, I just started at 35 and it's GRIM
nth for the gyaldem
anybody alive
>>218620715nahx
>>218620715meee!!!!! x
>>218620715uh, I guess
actually insane how sick our military recruitment ads used to be before they were ruined by the WOKEhttps://youtu.be/h5yQWK8h42U
>>218620729>>218620733>>218620737hiya princess x
ive completely fucked up my sleeping pattern and just woke up from a 8-9 hour sleepneed to get it fixed before im back at toll next week
>>218620708would LOVE to drop kick her off the cliff
like being an autistic always right freak at toil because i can constantly correct people and they cant stop talking to me like people do outside of work because they work with me
>>218620533a lad because i want to shag cora
>>218620753christmas next week lad, no toil x
poo will unite the world
>>218620639SCREAMING WHAT A COPE"women openly hitting on you" definitely doesn't help your life, lol lmao evenimagine thinking anyone believes this rubbish
>>21862075324 hour sesh no problem
no boozeno nicotinedietingclues will be gained
>>218620810she's cute
>>218620823>dietingcan't do it, I'm a slave to runtfeed
>>218620804deranged
>>218620846yeah but if you get to a reasonable weight you can enjoy it responsibly :)
if you were actually attractive, women wouldnt give a shit if you were autistic - especially if its just for a shag. so much cope from deluded and egotistical incels.
umbunnie spotted on a night time walk
Does that look swollen or look like a normal ankle
>>218620882it's fucked mate
>>218620876wow did you ask it any questions
have to text back some friends i've ignored the past two weeks. i hate texting so much i should have been born in the 50's i have the soul of a boomer
>>218620882um dont know aha x
uum deng
get the skinny fists lifted letypol
>>218620905asked him where his mammy is
I'm old bald and ugly
>>218620804they arent literally throwing themselves at me mate. They'll flirt a bit but I won't respond the way they were expecting because I have zero charisma and no idea how to flirt back or even make small talk so they quickly get bored and move on. An attractive autist is still an autist unfortunately
>Danish pension fund to sell $100 million in Treasuries, citing 'poor' U.S. government financesIt begins
>>218620952jej I am also like that
poo
I have skinny arms and chest with a really fat bellyNEED to do something about this but don't know how
kind of unfair that most easily accessible suicide methods are painful/scary. if i was a yank and i had a shotgun i think i could do it pretty easily, but throwing myself off a building/cutting my wrists over here seems far too intimidating
>>218620971the post that saved /brit/
>>218620882doesn't look swollen imo. what's wrong, did you whack it or is it sore from running or something
Having a poo wank bog shart
thinking about the lad with a bathroom full of poowonder what his house smells like currently
LUCYLUCY LETBYWE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN YOU WAIT AND HOPE YOU WILL BE FREE YOU ARE AN INNOCENT WOMAN AND WILL BE FREEMARK MY WORDS THIS TRAVESTY OF INJUSTICE WILL NOT BE PERMANENT LUCY LETBY WILL BE A FREE EXONERATED AND INNOCENT WOMAN
>>218620988wouldn't want to blow my head off personally, i want to leave a beautiful corpse
>>218620963$100 million is literally nothing
Let's all chip in and buy the Chagos islands ourself
>>218620988never worth it suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>>218620983Yeah I mean you could stop eating so much
Rick Stein sex arse
>asmr girl speaks in her normal voicedisgusting, into the trash, I HATE women
Never heard of this winter lights at Canary wharf is it decent
>>218620873not true at all. If you honestly think a girl would start a relationship with a bloke with no personality, social skills or wit just because he's conventionally handsome then you're the deluded one
The evening scrannington
>>218620962"sure thing mate"i know a mega autistic ladnot even that good lookinghe's so autistic he even gets free football tickets cos that's his autist interestdespite only being a 6/10 i have been out with him multiple times and he has pulled just by standing there like his normal autistic selfyou are strongly copingand i wonder if there is any truth in people saying you are "handsome" whether they were just taking the piss
life; a temporary problem
>>218621046dunno mate
>>218621016give me 1 milly then
>>218621016Do you not know what "it begins" mean? It means more will follow and in larger quantities
Just realising how mad it is that my old company was like 10-15% business support functions (finance, HR, it, admin) Current one is like 5%
>>218621049>with a bloke with no personality, social skills or wit just because he's conventionally handsome then you're the deluded onehvae you literally ever left the house?lol lmao even
any good lawnmower recommendations lads?
Really enjoying a green tea in the evening after discovering the proper way to make itBrew for thirty seconds. That's it. Dunno what the fuck is wrong with manufacturers that they put 2-3 mins on the box
>>218621070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2XOgJFoXgo
>>218621025Controversial
>>218621068two weeks
>>218621082get a scythe
hull city are 3-0 up lads waheeeyyy
>>218621082lighter fluid and a bic
>>218620988one of the most easily accessible methods is very painless but it requires a fair amount of planning and preparation and if you're capable of doing that then you're capable of finding a reason to choose to carry on
My first day in the SAS is tomorrow. I'll post all about it when I get back
niggas always talm bout some Scythe
mums talking to my stepdad in the other room on the phone about wanting me to get a job lmaoooo
I used to shag my gf while posting on /b/ back in college fuck I miss those days being 18
dont ever feel hungry these days but im always eatingcant stop they put woke shite int eh food that makes you kepe eating
>>218621053genuinely autistic/socially awkward people don't go on the pull. Actually going to some kind of club or bar is my idea of hellyour "mega autistic" mate is probably just some slighty nerdy/shy normoid
>>218621124get a job thensimple as
>>218621070what kind of company.
>lighter fluid and a bic>lighter fluid and a bic
>>218621116not if you get shot
>>218619249I would have sex with both of them o algo
>>218621071yes, I'm in full time employment
>>218621124>my stepdadare you 12?
itty bitty bic lighter
>>218621147Don't understand the outrage with this video. Are people not allowed a laugh at work?
>>218621133mate some autism federation literally gives him free £100s of pounds work tickets to go to his football club (chelsea)like the guy gets bennies for his autism if you're too incapable to leave your house that isn't autism that's mega menatl illnessand also obviously not true if you are getting random peopel calling you beautiful lmao>>218621157doesnt even mean you leave the hosue anymore even if that were true
>>218621147gen zee boss sex
>>218621145I don’t want to>>21862115922
>>218621110what method ahah
>>218621146Both are tech start ups so I think the leecher tumour just grew too large at the first one
>>218621169not if they're women, sorry
should have a shower
>>218621172what so now you're saying I'm lying about being employed as well? I think I'm done with this conversation
>>218621178then stop complainingalso why are you 22 with no joblonger the employment gap is the more your CV will be binned in the futuresetting yourself up for an incel life sponging off the 'rents
Occurred to me recently that every manager has the incentive to hire someone and just offload all the work onto that person and do nothing themselves
>>218621169if you have time, will, energy to make a video during toilhours your job is fake
>>218621184Are you one of those incelutards
early new soon, gonna be great
innuendo > in YOUR end-o is the funniest thing ever said
>>218621211>Not stealing company time any chance you get
>>218621221Concerning post
>>218621213rude
>>218621207I’ve already fucked if I’m unemployable
>>218621198not sure why u tare confused i think a liar is a liar when i said v explicitly in the first post i think u are a liar
I'll shower when I'm dead
>>218616805>>218616805>>218616805
>>218621263It*
got just enough in the bank to feel secure for a year or so if I were to lose my job, but not enough money to finally leave mumberg's and make a go of my life for the first time. surely I should be farther along at nearly 34 lol
>>218621243
>>218621290You should be a farther at your age ngl
>>218621267I'm not confused, I just realised I was wasting my time
*clicks on the new**looks around*Wait... This isn't the bloody new at all! That bloke's only gone and posted the link to the old!
>>218621331Classic shenanigans haha
>>218621290instead ur a farter at ur age
>>218621284I can’t believe you’ve done this
>>218621331ol' stitch up
>>218621322"sure" such valuable time you're spending "seething" and your made up stories on 4chan to strangers
NEW>>218621364>>218621364>>218621364
>>218621342haha, good one>>218621331haha, trolled.
>>218619249I came to this thread hoping to see Amelia BBC slut edits, I find her very attractive
