Joao Bolsonaro Edition
>>218714222>liz trussnever heard of her sorry
'ad 'ow 'oo 'eng 'ay 'orn
leftymong absolutely battered by that corbyn post, because it was absolutely true
Rorke wearing his Help for Heroes hoody while agreeing with what Trump said about British soldiers.
>>218714238Went away for 2 weeks and missed her entire premiership
>>218714260wasnt funny the first time you posted it
>>218714260Wasn't worth posting the first time mate
right i;m going to start cooking and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
>>218714273I agree it's not funny how stupid rorke is
mikey sold half of his liver for £15 and he put it on Wolves beating City
>>218714281NO! STOP!
>>218714287thats you done
the truth is that rorke and leftypol are brothers in arms against the neolib centre
>>218714287Well not when you strawman unfunny scenarios in your head and double post it because you thought no one saw it the first time
>>218714303leftymong unwittingly promotes the policies of the neolib centre though
>>218714260i replied to you in the old please respond here
Is bone temple good or what
>>218714260
I`m Sorry OkI Will ..neverpatronage a PakistaniTakeawayrestaurant .. !!
>>218714342Heard it was good but not seen it myself
watching youtube whilst i wait for the washing machine
extremely low quality post
>>218714361Well that's no use to me is it
>>218714374Il watch it this week and give you my full review x
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
dunno what's going on with my foreskin ladsthought i'd cured my phimosis the other day, but it feels tighter again todayshall be doubling down on stretching
>>218714393yeah
Thread slowed to a halt once Rorke got exposed. Probably getting their next comeback from r/conservative
Catberg having a cuddle
if /brit/ was a building what would it be
why does every incel have phimosis and want to tell you about it
yeh cheers youtube just what i wanted
>>218714393
desperate for bed but if i go bed now i'll wake at 11pmbut if i don't go bed now i'll be even more tiredi can barely do the captchas now
>>218714425gay bar
>Catberg having a cuddle
>>218714436well thats just a bit ridiculous isnt it
>>218714444quads demand that you stay up with us lads
>>218714436ruddy nora
>>218714436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdwzwE3An_Ysound of her walking
>>218714472quite like the masculine look some asian girls faces have
So basically I should be using mullvad
>>218714393My curling wife
>>218713921industrial pollution caused gene mutations
Leftypol and Rorke have just announced that they are having a baby. Leftypol will be pushing it out of his penis hole. More to follow
>>218714533!!!
nth for the gyaldem
>>218714489>[YouTube] Timpani - Fanfare, Hannibal, Music, Percussion, Drums Timpani Music, Greatest Sound Effects (embed)whats hannibal got to do with it?
Relaxing to some panpipes on this Sat noon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KbjFn1X-B8
>>218714572panpipes make me crack up laughing
>>218714436LOVE PANG PANG SO MUCH
your all so hilarious... lol
>>218714559post your second rarest gyaldem webm
>>218714572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJC91C6KvYY
No gayer instrument than the panpipes Other than a trumpet shoved up your arse or else bagpipes
i went to Cornwall once. never saw this fabled wall of corn
>>218714624in school you were understudy to the triangle boy
>>218714624don't set Scotch con artist Mousey off ffs
>>218714631they had to tear it down after the corn laws
>>218714624True the bagpipes are very gay.
jizz travels from your bollocks to your cock via the bagpipesFACT
>>218714527Forgot webm
Islam is right about women
>>218714677the MMA fighter?
>>218714667mate jizz comes from the bladder
mad how people will be like "Forgot webm" when they clearly didnt and just wanted to double post
weird how we never see marge's mum or dad
>>218714674why won't women accept that this is what men want and just go along with it?it's not like we ask them to do anything elseliterally just do thismen do EVERYTHING and they won't even just do thismakes me sick
Toilet bowl looks like someone made a gallon of chocolate ready brek and poured it in
>>218714753forgot webm
>>218714755her mum was in a few early episodes
>>218714753I just thought i had clicked on the webm and then i realised i hadnt. Its not that deep
>>218714755whos this then? Marges dad is dead
>>218714755Marge's mum has shown up a few times and Marge's dad was on one episode about Marge's fear of flying where it was revealed he was a male air hostess rather than a pilot which is what he told his family
>>218714777Which tarq area is this London or Bath?
>>218714796no idea who you are mate, wasn't even talking about you
>>218714814Reckon is Pariston, Franceshire
>>218714809>where it was revealed he was a male air hostess rather than a pilotrorke's da
>>218714826I accept your concession.
Marge Simpson porn
Anybody else feel guilty when they spend a lot of money at once?Just dropped 1.7k on a new PC I'm feeling a bit wretched
>>218714826Because youre a snivelling little rat thats too cowardly to reply to people. Just make passive aggressive comments like a woman
>1.7k on a pc>in 2026he's bought a toaster lol
>>218714865Spent 4000 over Christmas and yes
>>218714800some damn fine grussy that's who
>>218714865Planning to do exactly that myself soon when I've saved up a bit more. Money well spent mate don't worry about it. A lot better than pissing it up the wall and given the direction of the price of components it might be an investment as well
>>218714865yeah but think nothing of spending £100 or so regularly in small increments on things I dont need haha
Lowkirkuinely flow state
>>218714865the amount you use it it's not that expensive and considering the price increases and inflation going forwards buying now is probably a good move
Feeling blackpilled & furious
>>218714865What specs lad? For that price we're you able to get one with decent memory, SSD and GPU?
>>218714809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94vIKBfX9hIclassic
A sniveling little rat thats too cowardly to reply to people he saysmaking passive aggressive comments like a woman apparently
>>218714996love seething little indirect posts like this
>>218714972>we're you ableWE ARE you able??delete your post and start again
lol look at him. he's fuming
fuck off fatty
>>218714996OI TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND FORTEEN THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NIGHTY-NINE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY YOU CAN REPLY RIGHT AT ME YEAH?
>he loves seething at little indirect posts like thatOh I am laffing
snivelling worm you
right i'm going to bed and i'm not getting out of bed until 4am at the earliesti'll probably see you there
>FORTEEN>NIGHTY NINE
>>218714865a bit, just get it lad. what specs?
ugly cretinous virginous freaish gremlin troglodyte me
>>218714607one close to home x
i will now play fifa for a bit and turn my brain off
>>218715111ktim, I've been invited out and feeling terrible at the state of my existent compared to the normies I'll be socialising with
>>21871510614700F and a 907032gigs of DDR5-6000
>>218715024I fucking typed it whilst finishing my shit and my phone auto corrected it.Are you going to be helpful or continue being a cunt?
>>218714996Rattled
i'm 5 inches flaccid
this retard doesn't read his posts before posting themeveryone laugh at him!
might start using the word chagrin
might go to the shop to buy some alcoholic beverages
>>218715188southern bastards
>>218715193cor blimey imagine how much more quickly you'll be able to be racist on the internet
sea is rough af today
>>218714865it's ok as long as you budget for it and know you can pay for it. no point hoarding money for nothing if you can spend it on things you enjoy
>might start using the word chagrin
>>218715231For me its chamillionaire
The Scotch cannot help themselves but post in their dire accent
>>218714213>Joao Bolsonaro Edition
>>218715199i should've said: i'm not the person you were talking to btwjust a random cunt>Are you going to be helpful or continue being a cunt?HMMM I CAN'T DECIDE
>>218715193nice one, I pray your amd drivers don't fuck you over like mine have. got a 9060 me. I need to do some propper troubleshooting but there's always something to do
why do bints need suvs?
might treat myself to a wank
>>218715261You on the Windows? Specifically went with AMD this time because Nvidia drivers are famously shite on Linux and I've had nothing but trouble
>>218714213
saw loads in town today
Big fan of shorts, meThey're comfy and easy to wear
i for one am eternally grateful to britain for allowing us to remain part of their glorious union and to avail of all the social services they provide
>>218715317Thats mike oldfield
so bored of shagging all these fitties. like ladies you not got hobbies give a guy a break aha
>>218715294>You on the Windows?yeap I've seen mumbling from windows and amd fags blaming eachother for the mess. personally I suspect it's a hardware issue but alas
ralph simpson
>>218715348little known fact: he actually played the tubular bells in tubular bells with a kfc bone that he'd picked clean
>>218715381All while ruling Brazil with an iron fist
>>218715378:)
>>218715317
i'm an ummy bearyes i'm an ummy bear
>>218715399god bless the pennines
right lads, seeing the escort tomorrow morningit'll be my 4th visitI want to discuss being a regular with her (although maybe she assumes I already am one). I'm thinking of saying something like this to her>"just wondering, would you be happy to see me maybe every 2-3 weeks or so?"does that sound good?that is sort of what we've already done, but there was a long break from early december until after the new year
curry for tea x
>>218715399>soaking girls pants when they see me>parched girls pants when they see you
>>218715451I'm getting a kizza
>>218715450i dunno i'd be quite happy only hearing from you once every 2-3 weeksbut then you're not paying me, maybe you should be
sir buck wilding
England>means land of the AnglesAngle>indo-european for bendAngles>what people from the Angle lands are called, in other words bendersTherefore England = Benderland
spainos escortmong gimmick might be his worst yet
>>218715451might order a bit of chinese
>>218715478wrong 'un
>>218715503make your own
putting the heating on
>>218715521How
>>218715328Birds?
>>218715491well that's us done
>>218715492its the worst gimmick in history it has no redeemable qualities
wonder how many rorkes would change their mind and let her in now shes lost all that weight and not wearing the rag head robe
>>218715492his best 'gimmick' was playing into the theory that he's behind all gimmicks
>>218715491Could be worse
>>218715567yh
>>218715581None because everyone can see through the pathetic image change attempt her solicitors have advised. Except you apparently
sauteing some veg
>>218715581not mestill brown and still got a little ISIS rape baby that's no doubt brimming with terrorist thoughts
>>218715592did you feed them x
Mad how a month ago it would be pitch black out by now
>>218715602id let her in and put twins in her she looks fit
>>218715626cringe
>>218715626Well ahmed you can marry a family member anytime
dunno how half these businesses stay open with the prices they charge
>>218715621fake news
>>218715647sc
>>218715491If we're benders then what does that make the rest of the world (which is inherently inferior)? Mega-benders.
>>218715621Winterberg is on the ropesSpringtler is coming
There's just no way it was actually six million
>>218715652its not 2005 any more rorke
some dark clouds going across the sky
>>218715652fronts
>mate pretending it's his Mams birthday as an excuse not to come out for drinksLaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Haha you nearly caught me out there with your "one star with five points" trick. Nice try.
>>218715491Angles would be bends, not benders
>>218715704Confront him, don't tell us. You won't due to your sluggish nature.
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U3qKole6-A
his much is this fine quality 5000 dollar watch
>>218715704get over to his gaff with flowers and a box of chocolates for his mum
tonight matthew i'm going to bePERRY COMO
Get the great replacement stopped
matthew perry como estas
got any perry como son
open the fucking pubs
Hot diggity, dog ziggity, boom What you do to me, When you're holding me tight!
Today's bakeIn a small dish because I'm on a diet
why has jimmy carr of all people suddenly upped and decided hes going to be a right wing commentator as if anyone gives a shit hat some ex big oil salesman has to say give it a rest jimmy son
Tonight Matthew im going to be Cole Palmer
enough with the baggy jeans that look like you've cacked yourself
Big-picture vibe of the threadThis is a classic late-thread /brit/ slurry: no real topic coherence, half-remembered in-jokes, Rorke/leftypol psychodrama, food posting, penis posting, half-ironic racism, and then a brief moment of genuine human interaction (the PC guilt mini-arc) before it collapses back into noise. Very on-brand.I’ll split this into best posts (funny, sharp, or actually adding something) and worst posts (lazy, degenerate, or actively thread-killing).
Might start referring to myself as the Gay Porn Don
>>218715805Rigatoni peng
>>218715815neoliberal teeth
mutti time
What's the point of sitting in a dingy pub drinking overpriced lager when you can do it for cheaper in your own home with any entertainment you like
>>218715812>shit hatif you insist *does a big poo on your head*
we are charli kurts
>>218715886Socialising
>>218715843Best posts>Tier 1: Actually funny / sharpThese work because they’re short, well-timed, and don’t try too hard.“Went away for 2 weeks and missed her entire premiership”Clean, topical, doesn’t overplay it. Proper /brit/ dry humour.“i went to Cornwall once. never saw this fabled wall of corn”Old joke, but still lands because it’s delivered deadpan and not followed up by ten replies explaining it.“they had to tear it down after the corn laws”Perfect reply. This is how callbacks should work: quick, smart, gone.“mad how people will be like ‘Forgot webm’ when they clearly didnt”Observational, accurate, slightly mean — the holy trinity.“the MMA fighter?” (replying to “Islam is right about women”)Excellent deflation. One of the few moments where someone chooses wit over escalation.Panpipes mini-runEspecially:“in school you were understudy to the triangle boy”This is exactly the level of petty cruelty /brit/ does best.>Tier 2: Surprisingly human / decentThese are rare, but they stand out because they temporarily stop the thread from being pure sludge.The £1.7k PC guilt discussionMultiple genuinely supportive replies:“Money well spent mate”“no point hoarding money for nothing”asking about specsThis is one of those moments where /brit/ accidentally becomes a normal forum for ~8 minutes.“Il watch it this week and give you my full review x”Soft, friendly, almost wholesome. Feels like a real person.Weather / daylight chatMundane, but grounding. Works as palate cleanser.>Tier 3: Dumb but acceptableNot great, not terrible — they pass because they don’t derail anything.Cooking / tea posts“might treat myself to a wank”“putting the heating on”This is background radiation. You barely notice it, which is the point.
>womxn seen at a real "sapphic" party, it seems there's a reason why women need men
>>218714213screaminghe really does look like Bolsonaro
>>218715915can do that at home
doesn't really feel like we've just had christmas does it
>>218715919Worst posts>Tier 1: Thread-killing slopThese add nothing and actively lower the signal-to-noise ratio.Phimosis oversharingEvery time. Nobody asked. Nobody ever asks.“Any Peng Asian Tings in?” + follow-up spamBoring, repetitive, and instantly drags the thread into webm hell.“extremely low quality post”The laziest possible criticism. If you can’t do better than this, don’t post.>Tier 2: Forced edginess / shockpostingThese aren’t clever, they’re just reaching for a reaction.One-liner extremism / atrocity denial dropsThey don’t spark discussion, jokes, or even outrage — just dead air. Pure attention-seeking.Escort gimmick postingEven other anons are openly bored of it. When your own board calls your gimmick “the worst yet,” it’s over.>Tier 3: Prolonged slapfightsThe worst sin on /brit/: making it about yourself.The grammar correction phone autocorrect “are you going to be helpful” spiralThis goes on far too long for how uninteresting the original mistake was.Passive-aggressive reply chainsEspecially when neither side is actually funny — just rattled and posting through it.
get that fookin cooker on
Tick tick tick tick BOOM! Timebomb.... :/
Only 335 days to Christmas lads.
Is the incel flooding the thread with his AI slop output
>>218715980grim
>>218715942sovl
>>218715919>got two tier 1 postsfuck ya
>>218715974>Escort gimmick posting>Even other anons are openly bored of it. When your own board calls your gimmick “the worst yet,” it’s over.Screaming
>>218715959Yh because Christmas was a month ago you daft twat
>>218715980forren muck
>>218715924the women in question >
>>218715980chow
if you can't love dogs at their pooey worst then you don't deserve to love them at their strokeable best
>>218715994This is exactly the level of petty cruelty /brit/ does best.
back from the town centrewhy is everyone so fat? why is everyone so slow? why does everyone dress so shabbily?
>>218715805I want to eat that
pastabakemong loves his pasta bake
>>218716027cozzie livs innit x
>>218716027Due to wokeness
Just reported some posts
>>218716016globohomo as far as the eye can see
Sometimes I see you lot make references to posts and I get confused until I remember I've got all the worst posters hidden
got a killer headache and im pretty sure its one of you fucker's faults
>>218716027Tried not living in a povvo shithole?
I got mental health problems. I got sleep disorders. I wake up at 15:00 pm and an hour and a half later I want to sleep again.
don't like brownssimple as
>>218716016me getting passed around this group like a blunt
>>218716080tell it to your therrapist
>>218716080What are you playing on your DS today pet?
>>218716016only one I'd even take a punt on is the one on the far left, even the white one beside her looks a bit off for some reason, might be the yellow fever speaking
>>218716076i live in a pretty affluent area, hence my surprise to see, but i had to go pick up my excellent new glasses from the opticians in the townshould've asked for an early morning appointment
>>218715919>These are rare, but they stand out because they temporarily stop the thread from being pure sludgeBit rude.I got 1 tier one. And one tier 2. Need to up my game
tummy is all rotten from some muck i ate earlier
>>218716080Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?
>>218716103I don't have a therapist. They both went off on long term sick so they discharged me from the service.>>218716104Nothing ATM. Might start a Kirby game though
Ask ChatGPT what effect 10,000 of these threads, over 5 years, would, do to a human brain
>>218716143do you think you contributed to their long term sicknesses?
>>218716135I'm not friends with you though
>>218716016Tongue ring sexo
If you think about it, without animals and other critters we wouldn't be "human" probably
>>218716182sent that freak flying
>>218716120What city?
>Phimosis oversharing>Every time. Nobody asked. Nobody ever asks.
>>218716213Not really. I feel he dodged the question.
>>218716182Answer the question, don't deflect and project your problems onto me.
>>218716119she's the one I know lel, she's a classic slag who uses being bi to justify being a slag
>>218716222doxxable infobut im guessing its replicated across the countrybrits are largely a feckless race, no wonder we're being replaced
can't even look at women nowadays without being labeled an eyefucker
in the real world we would likely not be friends. But in the pantheon of free discussion (/brit/) you are all my comrades
betmong on the ropes currently
Space rockets can be kino
>>218716293:D
another citizen executed at point blank range in minneapolis wonder how rorke and the us government are going to twist this one.
the reds, if you will
Any intrusive thoughts man in
i feel disconnected from everyone
>>218716324*raises claw*
I've got phimosis too
>>218716317he had a gun and reached for it
>>218716324sometimes get them when i'm driving and just think about ploughing into a load of pedestrians or a school or something
>>218716324ktimlearned to live with them though
>>218716317why would rorke care? he doesnt get 100% of his politics from american streamers like you do leftypol
>>218716330>>218716352I had done myself but they’ve come back with a vengeance
>>218716324they've started to reappear
currently fermenting
got me washing on the airer
>>218716298>>218716321this is a terrible gimmick
>>218716385they will doyou just have to force yourself to stop avoidance behaviours so you stop being afraid of them
what happened to the lad whose shower was all blocked up with shite
Lying besides catberg on my bed.
>>218716397Lovely fanny
>>218716429nothing gimmicky about football, the single best invention ever, is there
>>218716438he stomped it down
Bit of Japanese vocab study before I squeeze out a poo and put the dinner on which by the way is not the poo I will squeeze out but lamb shoulder and minted roast potatoes
>>218716324Everytime a cringe memory pops in my head I shout FUCK out loud
>>218716448post it now
Couldn't eat lamb personally seems cruel killing a baby animal
>>218716397would give that throat a pounding
>>218716450>>>/sp/
>>218716492/brit/ is an /sp/ general
>an /sp/
>>218716509very yankish post
>>218714350>>218716156pathetic samefagging
>>218716519it's prounced spuh or spee you twot
>>218716563yeah if you're a mong yankit's esspee and always has been
>>218716563Only an autist sounds out board names
>>218716438It's all fixed now
going to play some the crew 2offline cos i don't have any mates
get it maid
>>218716573newfag cope
going to go for a walk tomorrowdon't care if it's going to be wet
>>218716597what did you do with all the poo
any cowbergs in?
Playing shogun 2 total war, probably the best one imo
>>218716689It drained and then I sprayed anti bac stuff and rinsed about 5 times until I was finally convinced it's clean
>>218716710*raises hoof*
>>218716749i suspect there will still be poo particles about, many not born of your own anus
>>218716800I'd really rather not think about that mate so if you could not bring it up again x
>>218716781fucking woke, how is my niece supposed to make some cakes now?
>>218716781Yes yes we need a loicense for eggs
>>218715536>>218715536
helloi?
>>218716812id put some bleach down (whole bottle) overnight and let it sit
>>218716812If you haven't bleached and scrubbed and bleached again it isn't clean
>>218716812Mate think about all that shit tho
UmWhere’s the fucking New?
>>218717077Shut up
>>218716964>>218717011It's been bleached>>218717041Rather not
Toil fucking looms.
and the new?
i have no arse and i must poo
>>218717144>>218717157shut up (and grow up)
>>218717147this is the final thread
>>218717173>>218717147goodbye for all eternity
It's the land of the free and the home of the brave
well, we had fun, and we'll all keep in touch won't weremember poley? he was a chucklegoodbye all
lost 5-2 against PSG in the first leg of the Champion's League semi-final then went and beat them 6-0 in the second leg. Im just that kind of beast
>>218717198Well that's a straight up execution
the captcha for new threads is fucking atrocious i tried lads
>>218717245Yeah but it's freedom so
>>218717251Don’t be so fucking lazy
>>218717251screaming at getting filtered by the captcha
>>218717169lighten up whingelord
>>218717198You all saw himHe had a gun
>>218717288it's fine for posts but for new threads it's a different story
>>218717292>t.
Where’s the Dog Shit Yank when you need him
>>218717251lol threads last like 500 posts on every board now bravo
>ICE taking pics of identifying info from law-abiding onlookers: "We have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."In America you have the freedom to be put on a terrorist list for recording in public God bless America
I could make one but I want to see us get to 400
oh for crying out loud
in the end, janman wonkneel
>>218717379>>218717379
More American politics next thread yeah?
*panickedly looks at the post count and back*um lads?
>>218717358I'm just...you said America did you? Alright, well it's just that..you know, this is /brit/
