Terrance and Phillip editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XkbL0JzMbk
You don't need friends. You have /brit/. We're your mates (in your head).
what do man u fans think about the fact that theyre the biggest club in africa
>>218724849wtf does that even mean, are you going down the main street trying every dog grooming salon and shitty fast food franchise?you can do literally everything in a small city in less than a week
just started drinking water
Can't sleep. Got insomnia. I'm cold too and shivering.
something smells ummy
rawrrr
so, this is leftypol
You can find this time period covers the Christmas break since China don't celebrate Jesu's dob. So it's not a bad idea to enjoy your holidays in China.
>>218724976Thought you had narcolepsy
the black becomes the blacked
>>218724976You got up at 3pm and have presumably done nothing all day. Of course you can't sleep
>Experience venues,bloke goes to an escape room by himself every evening but doesnt try to escape because he likes the lights and sounds
>>218725027You tell em
>>218725009no one wants to go to china
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgJYkNDiDCY
supping a gin and grapefruit
>>218725003sad
Need my town to be gentrified PRONTOToo many old people live here and the young people are all povvos
>>218725012I do but I also have episodes of insomnia>>218725027How do you define nothing? I fed the cats and drank some tea.
love porn and wanking
>>218725044you can go to china
>>218724864there's an expression here "fucked the dog", that means doing nothing or goofing off. feels like south park missed an opportunity there
>>218725083I will not
>>218725069not really though is it?
off to see an alcoholic relative tomorrow ladsdo him a nice [microwave] meal and give him a cider so he doesn't fitI'm nice like that
>>218725075I mean physical activity to tire yourself out. You've only been awake for 7 hours. That's not insomnia
>>218725072nahbest time is when its just before being full gentrified with theyve got 99% of the you know whats out but there is still a bit of grit and charm about the placelike shoreditch 20 years ago
currently a 3
reading about prototaxites
>>218725003a dead leftist jewi call that a good day
I’m fucking the dog right now
>>218725108can't imagine how quickly time passes at that agei'm not even 30 and christmas feels like it was last week
sex with a womans winky bum
>>218725099it's a mexican pirate
>>218725108
>>218725103ok but you can go to china
>>218725118one must find themselves at the second level on such a night as this
>>218725136are joanne. bless her x
>>218725118might share this image with the toil chat before pub day next week aha x
gymtoil first thing tomorrow morn
>>218725136evil bitch
got the soft machine on
>>21872515810k on the cards for me tomorrow morning
Do any of you gentlemen enjoy the artwork of Samuel Palmer? His own son destroyed countless sketchbooks, drawings and finished paintings because he was so ashamed of them
need umbunny gf x
playing fantasy life i: the girl who steals timestepmum said it looks cute :>>
>>218725135i thought mexicans weren't allowed anymore
>>218725158for me it will be waking up feeling like shite and having a hungover wank
run wanker loves his runs
Sunday is rest day. Might go for a long wank down the river
side buttons on my mouse aren't working, this is a disaster
>>218725212better than sitting on your fat arse all day
umbunny has passed away
>>218725244its much worse
getting my arse bumboclarted
alri
>>218725237rub some poo on them, they'll be back in working order in no time
>>218725175i just looked him up. his paintings look interesting and his son sounds like a philistine
mad how exercise is actually bad for you
might buy an mmo mouse
>>218725249rip >.< :3
>mad how exercise is actually bad for yout. couchstein
ariana deserved the oscar for wicked: for good
>>218725259alri fat
off round to mum's tomorrow for the sunday roast
The great replacement is real
the great replarsement
>>218725314she deserves my fat cock up her shit pipe
>>218725314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhsno, they should have had that award too, all the awards
>India rushes to contain deadly virus outbreak>nipah virus: Early symptoms typically include high fever, headache, muscle pain, vomiting, and general weakness. In more severe cases, the infection can lead to acute encephalitis, respiratory failure, and coma. Survivors of severe illness may face long-term neurological complications.
>>218725175Interesting chap. Might get more into the world of art, seems to be full of intriguing stories.
>>218725387sure they'll have no problem containing that in a country of 1.4 billion people who literally shit where they stand
For me it's Gauginbit of a wrong 'un
>>218725386
dont understand americans why are some of them justifying a random bloke getting executed in the street by the police because he had a gun in his holster in a state that you're allowed to open carry a guncarrying guns is bad now? i cant keep up with them
hell on earthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZw1l6IP6Yg
sick to fucking bastard death of traitors shite on bbc news. it's not fucking news so fuck off
Any good posts going
eve laurencenow those were some fake tits that i didn't mind
>>218725450saving mine for the newx
64,000 indians are born every day
>>218725387
think you actually know quite well what i'm gonna do to you
>>218725458Message received loud and clear
what food do you reckon you've eaten the most in your life
>>218725488;)
>>218725472
>>218725491crisps
new creps
>>218725455that takes me backashlynn brookebree olsoncody lanethose were the days
>>218725491arse
>>218725491corn flakes
you're blackpillingice are gunning down leftist yanks on the streets, and you're blackpilling
>>218725497*starts coofing*
>10:33pm>first can openedfucking hell, lads
going to do a wank to bea york <3
>>218725283I agree. He seems to fill a gap between Blake and the Impressionists
can leftypol do this*does a really cool spin*
We need a bio weapon
>>218725491spaff
starts pooing anally
>>218725588indians
so boring not boozing
>>218725175Many such cases Reminds me of the French art thief whose mother destroyed over €1 billion worth of art because she thought it was trash he had painted
>>218725588alright umbrella corp
Making ideal gfs
>>218725408The more pressing issue would be how are they going to keep the street shitter virus out of our countries, since we have no way to insulate ourselves from them.
starts pooing gainfully
that's it, off the muck. new week new me
>>218725633kike bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDqG2QVhBUk
>>218725633Daughter status?
thoughts?
>>218725666post the webm
finish work in an hour not sure if i should go out and have a few drinks with the toilette or if i come home and doss about until the ufc card starts
>>218725670oh yeah I remember her
>>218725620
let's move slo o o o ow
>>218725666um
>>218725615>French art thief whose mother destroyed over €1 billion worth of art because she thought it was trash he had paintedlol I never heard about that
you know you're not supposed to post that
>>218725713she was probably right desu
>>218725685lads going for a pint with armitage shanks
this prototaxites thing is really interesting
>>218725756what the fork
right well that's quite a suckable girlcock
hard shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppiLqLmnzE
seen that one before
right then
what a stupid name
seen a porn where the dude gets to fuck like 6 girls at oncemeanwhile i've only had sex with one girl in my entire life
>>218725756Right well:That's a tranny with a long vein running down her thick semi-erect cock
right
theres a ropey italian restaurant near me thats open until 1am should i go for some midnight scran
Silence in the courtyard silence in the street. The biggest fool in /brit/ is just about to speak. Starting from now
>>218725786peng innit
left
>>218725783rNPS
>>218725615>1 billion worth of artActually it doesn't have worth
look at this goof kek
can't tell the difference between dreams, drunk memories and reality
>>218725625a completely untrained man who has never been in a fight would demolish her
it's about to go down in the tranny thread
dont grow around me pesticide
>>218725833Cope
>>218725833Very good, any more thoughts on the matter?
>>218725670wow so there is one woman who doesn't
>>218725777lancy hill and brinny is ithope they get belted off their bikes by stacy in a fiat 500
right then that's a mans arse
um
>>218725857not peng at all is it really
>>218725857he's a paedo freak
>>218725578yeah they're quite nice, i don't remember ever having seen them before, i'll be sure to check them out next time i'm in london
corrr proper raining right now and it lush
>>218725857Size of those fucking hands too Jesus
umming my nut off
>Trannies are paedosUnlike you?
i'm not friendless you're all my mates
>>218725615are you sure she wasn't destroying evidence
posting the proper music video showing off stockportplease visit stockport, thank youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxDRg8JKcnA
feeling dysphoric
actually screaming
just played chess against myself and won
>>218725852you must be a jeet (the only confirmed biological men who are physically weaker than women)
I dunno about you lads, but I’m feeling rapetastic!
a wank is on the cards
Never let your girlfriend stop you fine finding your wife
feeling prototaxitephoric
>>218725954and lost
>>218725960The raped
i'm mr burns
>>218725967hello my soon to be fellow compatriot (waiting for my irish passport)
>>218725783>SOCA>NCA>Now we have the NPSWhen the NCA was formed, the media would always begin any report by referring it to 'Britain's FBI'.The Home Office keeps churning through these half-assed agencies which always end up closing down a decade later. Why is the civil service so fucking inept that we have to keep reinventing the wheel???
>>218725972no because white won and i was sat on white's side of the board so i won
what'll ya have
>>218725919Cmere fren
>>218725985What percentage Mick are you
poppers and weird shecks
>>218725994did the man who played black not lose?
someone was asking in /plant/ how to get coca plants in the uk
unironically considering taking out a mortgage for a one bedroom flat to incelrot in. am i retarded?
>>218726007only just meet the cut, me grandad was born in ireland
>>218726000chocolate milk and the bill
>>218726032Nah sounds womfy
>>218726000the burger with cheddar and onions please, cheers
>>218726000That grilled steak sandwich sounds delish
>>218726000Cocktail leave the tailThanks
anyone staying up to watch UFC. I'm not.
>>218726021the man who played black was a temporary subsection of my mind that no longer exists. Only the winner remains
>>218726032unironically viewed a 1 bed incelflat today
bit cold, might get in bed
>>218726000WingsThe BurgerNew York CheesecakeA beer
I just played chess against myself and both sides lost
proto-toilfu asking me about the police killing that bloke in americawhat do I say to I sound progressive and well-informed lads
>>218726082pawn revolution against the kings was it
>>218726066how was it and how much are they asking
>>218726082Alri Sir Keir Starmer
>>218726083To rebel is justified
>>218726000steak salad, no tomatoes, no onions, dressing on the side pls
>>218725966At least move the cards first!
>>218726066+1 to your progresscount
>>218726083Ah just be honest ffsHow do you expect to be happy building fake relationships
>>218726103
>>218726083say that it was naughty and bad of them to kill that person
>>218726083tell her he got what he deserved for interfering with the removal of illegal aliens
>>218726097smelled dampprefer not to say
>>218725713http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1990836.stm
>>218726124yeh she'll love that thanks lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9vy91veYbU
>>218726055
>>218726131The damp is just part of the charm
>>218726083say fuck you bitch, MGTOW
>>218726143read that as "art hoe worth $1.4bn"
Crippled little rata
>>218726164Phwoar
actually depressing how expensive and SHIT most housing is in this shithole deport every non native NOW
>>218725919>>218726003:D
why don't you depressed lads just go on holiday
>>218726179art hoes are priceless
snuggled up in bed listening to 90s rap, I'm pretty gangsta you see
>>218726179looks like a muppet in that first picture
how much would you lads expect to pay for a flat for one person and maybe a dog?what're the pros and cons of buying a flat versus buying a house?resale value any good?
>>218726192I am but not until April >.<
>>218726179Lol
>>218725799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKmuyY1XXqE
>>218726192Ah yes, infecting the rest of the globe with my misery
>>218726000can i see the vegan menu
>>218726192Throw her in the banlieues the vile harlot
>>218726199cool, I'm watching a youtube video of shaun greenhalgh talking to waldemar januszczak
>>218726164scran
>ANNUAL SERVICE CHARGE £3832.22
Planning the fat gf2026 pursuit. I like the feel of the chubbiness, but I've also seen pics of her when she was thinner and she was peng af! Just have to offer a lot of "romantic walks" and subtly introduce her to my weights and bench.
>>218726199Are you all cosy wosy?
>>218726215FONT
What's £1 billion in 2002 worth today?
Banned for 3 days for posting finnsters bumLiterally within a minuteKill yourself
>>218726083what is she asking exactly? for your opinion in general?
>>218726192I'm not a woman.
(8) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko70cExuzZM (8)
>>218726250£2billion
>>218726259ring ring the lounge is calling...
might get back on the Hinge
>>218726250is grok broken
>>218726261she just asked "have you heard ab ice killing that guy in minnesota?"thought she was talking about slippery roads when i first read it lol
>>218726249I'll probably /brit/ post on the beach. Last holiday I went everyone accused me of being Spaino
>>218726285It doesn’t work for meI’ll just reset the router
>>218726259
>>218726259Can I see it?
>>218726259need you banned from living, fucking fagposter
>>218726273not with that attitude
>>218726259based jans
Gonna stay up all nightLive life on my own terms, you see
>>218726308
>>218726192women live such frivolous lives
>>218726311Mental how there’s fuck all you can do about it(You don’t belong here)
let's release those big money balls
leftypol dying to protect his brown criminalsthe same brown criminals that would stab, shoot and rob him without a second thought
Hugely underrated biological class indicator: glasses. At my work, NONE of front office wears glasses (except quant desk). More than 50% of middle office, risk and finance wear glasses.
>>218726259quite rightly
>>218726334aye it's called being a speccy bam
my gf raped my boyfriend
>>218726349screaming
'ckoffyaprick
>>218726292honestly just say something like "yeah it's kinda crazy" and then steer the conversation to something else
>>218726364
Wanked so much for so long that I am now disgusted by women
>>218726376is that Omaha
>>218726376>FIFTH THIRD BANK???
drinking a punk ipa
right I'm off for a fat shit
>>218726244You think old Fred is going to turn up and cut the grass twice a year for nothing?
playingh some geoguessr
getting the job done
>>218726402zesty cash that
some of you lot are fruitier than a sugar plum
He's done it again, the madman
JANNY POINT OF ORDER
right janny sort him out
powerful forearms
imagine getting banned and going in a massive strop over such a grim picture
pulling his hair
ummers
right well that's a girl spreading her bum cheeks with a metal plug in her bumhole
It's like a deadly game of freeze tagI touch you with a .44 mag and you're frozen inside a bodybagNobody iller than this graveyard fillerCap piller, 'cause I'm a natural born killa'
UM
>>218726083my toilfu doesn't give a shit about anything except celebrity gossip and Traitorsshe told me once she can't even read books because she gets bored after a couple pages
>>218726457>a girl
hes punching the wall in rage right now because hell have to explain to mummy why he has to reset the router twice in 5 minutes
>>218726423jesus christ that lad has such a grim arse
>a girl>her bum>her bumhole
what am i missing? i dont have images on
>>218726402had no idea he was so thin and cheeky
-254 kb to my hard drive count
>>218726481woman spreading her bum cheeks with a ruby buttplug up her bum
ok so that's a blokes arse with some sort of sex toy shoved in it
>>218726488big UM on his hip
>>218726481English girlyboy in a dimly lit environment taking a picture of their plugged arse
>>218726471quite based of her to admit desu
New>>218726497
>>218726471mine doomscrolls tiktok for most of her pathetic life
Weeeeeeeee!!
>>218726481pictures of jonny cash in really long boots
>>218726507yeah although it does mean her knowledge of the world around her is pretty limited like she couldn't even locate the city she was born in on a map
>>218726542nowt wrong with a plain jane witless gf
>>218726542women are in the world to be decoration basically
