The watch edition.
you lads done any good poos today?
>>218844985Just installed a bidet so my poos have gone up a level
>>218844985not today but yesterday i had one that just kept going and going after a few days of constipation
>>218844994I was 22 in 2013 and an exclusive /sp/ chad
Well that's rorke literally raped to death isn't it
anyone willing to share an interesting chatgpt conversation? i'm curious to see other people's conversations.
a gay poo fetishist could be wanking over your pooing times
been 8 days since I’ve listed my iPad on eBay- 208 views- 13 watchers- lowered price 6 timesNo one has fucking bought it I want to die
I wonder who the most famous person is without a Wikipedia page
>>218845010Do you have regrets? Being out shagging, drinking, and taking drugs i've got some regret but being on 4chan is worse.
the afternoon sip. absolutely peng
>>218845073Who's buying a tablet in 2026
>>218845086Rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpV7WEulo1gfucking um!!!!
Got the Yung Lean on
might have hairy pasta again
>>218845086Chris Chan
>>218845097https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorke
>>218845109bitches come and go but you know i stay
i'm 36
>>218845136i'm 21
I'm 69
>>218845136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8b88US-6ts
>>218845136>>218845146you poofs should get a room
if I’m selling a sealed iPad on eBay should I show the back of the box which shows the serial number and IMEI number??? I asked one ChatGPT and it said no never and then the other ChatGPT said yes I should so I don’t know!
smartschoolboy9
>>218845190just called the police on you for selling stolen goods
>the other ChatGPT
already home from toil, it LUSH
>>218845214I suppose my mum could have stole it but she’s kind of rich so I doubt it
>>218845248i shagged your mum up her fat arse
>>218845028
>>218845089not sure I have regrets but maybe wish things had turned out differently. I was a very anxious child and never good at socialising so I went through periods without any friends at all and remember being quite sad a lot. I did have some friends as I got older but feel like my younger experiences made it a struggle to be the one reaching out to others to do stuff and there were only a few times when I tried and failed to do so. this led to me spending all my time alone unless invited to do things which became less frequent as I got older and now never happens. I was always out at uni and had gfs but again was never the active one in any of that. since leaving uni I've just reverted to my normal mode of existence I guess but I haven't really felt a desire to try and do anything social since I left uni either. I don't feel bad about my life because it could be worse but don't feel too happy either. I merely exist
>>218845136time was i'd bully you about being old but now i'm getting on a bit myself so i'll leave you be
miss getting drunk in the middle of the way walking around town looking for fun and trouble
>>218845136happy birthday matex
>>218845248rich people always get away with it. well not this time... your mums getting her fanny slapped in jail
smelling poo
>>218845117Has several non-English Wikipedia pageshttps://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Chanhttps://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Chanhttps://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_ChanIt's just the English Wikipedia admins that have an outright ban on even mentioning his name, the other Wikipedias don't give a shit
>>218845272so it seems he was wrong about this
met a jakey on the bus who said they wanted to contact a ghostwriter to write their life story . no doubt it'd be about smack and sucking homeless cock
>>218845086my former boss had a wikipedia page, he didn't even make it some random freak did after he sold a minor startup the bar for having a wikipedia page is super low
>>218845292>I haven't really felt a desire to try and do anything social since I left uni eitherThat must be 10 years ago. Grim.
>>218845383what exactly is your mental issue? That I enjoyed a video game?
glod
when you die in real lifeyou die in the game
>>218845414the body cannot live without the mind
>>218845328>your mums getting her fanny slapped in jailfuck this is hot
4chan is becoming a place for old people zoomers / gen Alpha fucking hate this place. it's dying
>>218845441Who cares
>>218845455me
>>218845272Zara literally just proved that stupid old fart wrong
might become one of those guys who goes around interviewing people about far right taking points and such like
getting raped :/
>>218845441>old peoplektimGot a lot more back pain these days and I'm always thinking about my dietary fiber
why is this winter so fucking cold it was really mild last year
>>218845485>I'm always thinking about my dietary fiberkek same
>>218845441why don't zoomers and gen alpha like it?
People in 2009>>218845493
>>218845028>Muslims don't disproportionally vote for certain parties>family voting isn't an issue in areas with a high Muslim popular (see aspire party tower Hamlets) >Pressure groups called "the Muslim vote" don't exist and don't tell Muslims who they should be voting for>Independents aren't popping up on platforms around Gaza/Muslim issuesMhmm
you'll be sorry when im gone
Is this why Pakistani fucks 12-13 yo in your country?
>>218845398>my favorite voice actor, who I have been following online for years, recently got married and I feel so hollow inside whenever I think about ithahahahaha you're such a pathetic loser lmao
>>218845527there's been a negative media campaign against 4chan for a decade now, if not more4chan doesn't know how to advertise itself
>>218845259You must be 18 to post here.
>>218845557sorry for having feelings fucking moron
wank then poo
sorry lads x
>>218845346>>218845459what are you talking about? post voting stats not examples of a few infiltrators
AI bubble popping then is it
anyone remember blingee?shit was so cash
>>218845645Where do you see that
>>218845645I hope it destroys the us economy and I can afford PC parts
>>218845569cry more you utter gimp
Fucking hate all of you retarded mongs
I’m genz and I like it here but I realise it’s obviously past its best. Seems like it was a lot busier in the past but it’s only the most no-life middle aged millennials who are hanging on here at this point along with us younger zoomers
these jelly beans are going to last me a week
remember shagging emo girls?
>>218845581good choice. definitely don't poo then wank or it will ruin the wank
>>218845674I will never stop loving you.
>>218845645hs?
>>218845655picmix does the same thing
>>218845662i be looking at the market
>>218845679no but sucked off a 19 year old scene lad from myspace when i was 15 and thought i was bi
>>218845677get out of here young man you don't want to end up like us
>>218845715i did the same lmao
>>218845715
420 blaze it
Black stars...Time is a flat circle..You're in Carcosa now, little priest
>>218845679KILL YOURSELF
>>218845713Ah yesLess than 1% dip
>>218845716That won’t be happening bro, I’ve already surpassed most of the no-lifer millennials on here in terms of life milestones and I’m only 26.
>>218845715>>218845727British Boys can't stop sucking each other off
evens i book a hotel for the next 2 nights and spend about £300 going to london to see chelsea west hamodds i sit in my smelly room
>>218845760i'm not emo any more mate
>>218845768it's happening lad
McDonald's here caused me almost clogged their toilet
>>218845797you made the right choice
hate yanks like you can't imagine
>>218845775>only 26>only:skull:
>>218845797think of the big naked hotel wanks
>>218845715you must be old as fuck
got the post malone lil peep playlist on
Clean shaven. Always.
You need more?
>>218845856>lil peeprip
Genuinely starting to hate posting here but I come back every day
Oy fink vat it's not chewsday
>>218845881don't need a watch i have the time on the screen
>>218845893Keep your autistic musings to yourself
Asian slags
>>218845715>thought i wasyeah mate and i suppose you consider yourself completely straight now
>>218845914For me it’s syanne7
>>218845914theres something not human about them
>>218845943bit racist
>>218845914mental how fit they are
>>218845958yeah
>>218845972give racism the red card mate
>>218845914Nah most Asians I met look like this in Asia but that's just what I saw in Taiwan
Might hate women for a bit, just getting tired of how stupid they are
it pie night
>>218845881got two f-91w watchesone like your pic and a silver metal one
what happened to ziedbelg?
Why couldn't I have just developed normally socially?Why couldn't I just have got a gf in sixth form or uni?I turn 30 this year and I've never even kissed a woman who isn't a prostitute.
>>218846020The war cry of a generation.
>>218846051perhaps youd be better off dead
I want to buy a ninja h2 but I’ve never ridden a motorbike before
>>218846037got bored and created escortmong
>>218846037Probably out with mates or spending time with his family/gf, he’s not even in the top 50% no-lifers itt
>>218846087That’s sacked tranny/tilde from britfeel
>>218846051couldnt even get hard with prozzers and i was sober the second time too
>>218845881I don't even need that. it's a worthless object
>>218846079maybe start on something lower cc
would
wonder if employed woman is actually a tranny or is it just larp
>>218846137big lad in
>>218846137that seat will need burning
women would be sexually attracted to me if i were a vampire
multitasking not a fan
>>218846137kin el that's a lovely braphogi'd hide all the chairs in that pub so she's forced to sit her stinking arse on my face haha
>>218846139Well considering he’s posted as far back as 2016 on /britfeel/
>>218846139He actually is a tranny, there’s so much britfeel lore you guys don’t know. People have met him.
>>218846154
>>218846205>>218846209fair enough
>>218846159not before i sniff it
>>218846139someone from britfeel shagged him in the scarborough grand hotel
>>218846130But I wanna go really fast
>>218846247no they didnt
batch of protein shakes i bought tastes like bloodprobably fine
how come they don't sell VB here
>>218846247who was the lad that bummed moni in a toilet at one of the meets?
>>218846200um
>>218846301
>>218846301spaino
>>218845715you can't accidentally suck a cock and be straight
>>218846221ktim
>>218846301Edgbaston
ermmy
>>218846359
>>218846089>out with mates or spending time with his family/gflmaomore likely to have been sectionednot that i missed him because i've had him filtered since forever as should everyoneif a schizo troll has a unique flag then not filtering them is like voluntarily eating shit
>>218846384wth wheres his balls
Unloveable shutin autismo's death rattle
>tfw u hear katy raw snapmmhmm anuda one sorted
24 nuggets big bag great value okay
>>218846359it's vile and it's in every porno these days. it's obvious gooners must like it and that's ruining porn for us casual wankers
can you not
>>218846359once had a date with a syrian bird who came back to mine and went straight for my bumhole it's a good job i run a tight ship down there
wish there was a way to never have to see a third worlder on the internet ever againwhy are they all so fucking stupid
>when katy say she has to leave the traphouse
>>218846428Probably a good sign to stop watching pornography then
mhmm he observing xx
The escort I've been seeing says she studied feminist art history at uni. I don't get how she ended up as an escort. I haven't asked as I don't want to be rude.Was she drawn to the money?Desperate for cash?Wanted an easy life using her looks?Does she believe in the "empowered sexuality" crap?
uh oh starvin marvin on a hungry melty
raping my own arse
the 20th century was wild, horrors beyond comprehension
>A Muslim activist who was jailed for his part in an armed terror plot is standing to become a Birmingham councillor in May.>Shahid Butt was jailed for five years in 1999 for conspiring to bomb the British consulate, an Anglican church and a Swiss-owned hotel in Yemen.>Shahid Butt will stand in Sparkhill where almost two-thirds of residents have a Pakistani background Been shrieking at this all dayYou just know he's going to winAbsolute bizzaro situation
how come any time i see a video on twitter of something weird that i dont understand it's always indonesians in the replies only
well rorke?
>>218846459hn's got weird creepy eyes
Gardening business status?
>>218846515why does leftypol want this?
nu uh katy u can't do dat
>Shahid Butt
making a stew
>>218846522shouldn't have borrowed it then
I allow myself one can of coca cola (full sugar)
Might get a Chinese gf now too
yo soy gay
Off out to fund the local Paki grooming gangs by buying a takeaway and some alcohol from the corner shop
turkish hair transplant infection
>>218846574mental how women bog themselves like that
>>218846529What's funny is it's not just he joined some niche terrorist group in the dessert and was fighting against some other clanActs of terrorism against this countryAnd he's going to be a councillor>He told the Birmingham Mail: “I also don’t want any Tom, Dick or Harry coming over and living in our communities when we don’t know who they are. That is not being racist, that is being a good British citizen.”It's absolutely hilarious
jusdt been raped by life
>>218846608maybe if men stopped giving women like that attention it's men's fault
>>218846637he's literally british rorke just say you hate brown people
>>218846665he's british and i hate brown people
>>218846577are native birth rates really up?
>>218846247Don’t think they ever actually shaggedThink he sucked off ebin
just shagged a woman
Sir Jewish Wife
>>218846712Yeah
braphog spotted
>>218846794ok i believe you
>>218846805emphasis on the hog!
if djokovic did spass out over covid and hiting a ball at a ball kid, he would have another 3 grand slamsalso that loss in the final to medvedev is inexplainableshould have 4 more really
>>218846827In English please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VDnaoUQd0w
corr she's at the bar the arse on her
Womfy!
>>218846805why is everyone fat? is that just how it is in liverpool?
My sister has blonde hair and blue eyes but she’s extremely autistic. Do you think Hitler would have made spackerwaffen for people like her?
Krishnan Guru-Murthy
>>218846875she fit?
do you measure your dick from where it meets the body or are you supposed to push the ruler in?
>>218846840*didn't spass out
>>218846900push to the pubic bone through the fat pad
>>218845073Buy It Now and forget about it.
>>218846883>Krishnan Guru-Murthyimagine being this educated and becoming a journalist. what a pointless life
rorke has the morals of an alley cat
>>218845073im scared of selling stuff on ebay because of thisthe anticipation of someone maybe buying it would put me on edge
i push my ruler into myGROIIIN
>>218846875to be honest probably yes
>>218846948well now everyone has known his name and face for 20+ years and he'll be remembered in history what do you have going for you
>>218846923but that feels like cheating. how much do you push it in?>>218846893
it snowing
hope there are some better gimmicks than ipadmong this year
*makes bear noises*
>>218846987it pushes in when you go balls deep anyways i just go in til i meet resistance
>>218846883got beasted on by tarantino
>>218846957Alley cats are well known to have good morals
>>218846712It's from something like 53.20 to 53.23%
>>218846992stop touching your hair then
I've been buying and selling stuff on ebay since 2002
>>218846928when you're dominating you think it's going to last foreverpride goes before the fall
>>218846983>well now everyone has known his name and face for 20+ yearsI've never heard of him before this thread
>>218847006alri yogi
I should be able to claim bennies for this
Might flat smells like workmenNeed it to go back to smelling like curry and semen
>>218847039well thats because hes not an american newscaster isnt itthis is the /brit/ thread for us brits, if you dont like that you can leave
I'll let you know my RBRS gains in 60 seconds
I'm American
>>218847050Didn't realise I was posting with Indians
>>218847033cunt
Choke me harder, you moron
>>218847068what is that
corr a right pair of brahmas at the barI would like to have sex with them.
>>218847068Up 46.1% since march
>>218847091bird charity
>>218847096classic 'fridge guarding the snacks' situation here it looks like
>>218845384Hey thats given me an idea to see if my old boss is on Wikipedia. And he is. Well not my direct boss but he started the company and I did meet him and go to the pub with him
What will you do when it's just you posting here alone?
>>218847096why are people boozing on a weeknight is this what it's like to have friends
why are there so many scousers in the pub at 6 o clock on a thursday? do they not have work in the morning?
>>218847085the males and females of that race don't look very different to each other
any good films going?
>>218847133>why are people boozing on a weeknightWell that is normal But what is of note about this stream is the pub is crammed even from 1pm
imagine minding your own business in a pub and you decide to check the thread on your phone and heathermong is watching you through a camera
>>218847130there are a lot of people who really aren't significant enough to deserve Wikipedia pages that have them I think the bar is something like "must have two unique news articles written about you" which isn't really that difficult
>>218847149ummmmuhhhh
>>218847149yeah
right, time to go pick the gf up from school
>>218847149no other choice is alright, not his best but decent
>>218847165The owner makes everyone know they're on stream & she even posts in the chat sometimes
Now he'll reply to himself with Hell Drivers on YouTube He's been posting that for years so he can't stop now or else
cop or not?yeah I know they're trainers but I think they look smart
I have an 8" penile but I'm admittedly quite shit at shagging. Id happily trade a couple of inches to be a better shagger
>>218847200why can't you just let him do his self-soothing routine? is he not allowed to be happy?
>>218847204look alri
I'm not poor so I don't need to run every or even ANY purchase through /brit/ before making it
heinrich himmler doing the "hot nigga" dance in front of prisoners of war
>>218847233It is self harm actually
>>218847173To be fair he has done quite a bithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Acton_Smith
>>218847250howling
>The owner makes everyone know
>>218847204would look sick with this
>>218847205well my penis is small and I'm shit at shagging and shagging makes me anxious
>a rock star version of Willy Wonka
it's a toss off between these desu
>>218847295Oh
>>218847204If not trainers why trainer shaped?
>>218847319yo dawg these look "off da hook" yafeelme?
Only wear docs me
Decent pair of breasts on the blonde
Needs advice over spending £35 on trainers he'll only wear when he has to go sign on
>>218847385ok
just did the gayest thing imaginable but im still straight teehee
>>218847399>trainers he'll only wear when he has to go sign onloooool done him
>>218847399
>>218847385I love it>>218847399Howling
>>218847399hes not going to recover from this
>>218847399scroom!!
wish me luck lads
>>218847385fucking size of that planet wobbling about next the bar
>>218844958what do i do if i dont like women but im not gay
>>218845517>>218845517>>218845517when ready
>>218847447money down the drain isn't it?
>>218847458get a gf (male)
>>218847458>>>/mlp/
>>218847165Is it just a stream or is their a chat with a barmaid giving you updates on whats going on?
>>218845485>Got a lot more back pain these days I hear that.>I'm always thinking about my dietary fibernot at that stage yet
>>218846119lmao that is tragic
