bouldering edition
>>218870889why does this sport appeal to autists so much
Loool fucking idiot yank got beaten to the new
>>218870904
*does a look*
>>218870901it's fun, combines exercise and problem solving and minorities don't do it
>>218870964Problem solving is for literal babies mate
>>218870955um why is she looking at me like that
>>218870889i went to the rock climbing gym a few days age. i was hogging the children's wall. my feet kept slipping off the rocks. when i fell from the auto-belay, it would make a loud clanging noise. everyone was annoyed by me. there's not much hope for a 31 yr old man trying to start over.
Hoping to get a fat gf this year.
>>218871014Just fun innit
if norway wins the world cup erling haaland goes to valhalla
>>218871034everyone has to start somewhere
>>218871073sweaty 'tex girl
>>218871065Fat girls rule the world
>>218871113jim sterling looks like that now?!
>>218870955My ancestors scrambled as fast as they could to climb onto ships so they could escape this
>>218871113corrr got any more?
>>218871131heatherpaedo
grim how the easiest way to wank now is by genuinely using torno NOT for that, just normal porn
>>218870889someone post the webm of the guy jumping off the top of a climbing range and forgetting he wasn't attached to the belay
>>218871172dollymong
>>218871206
>>218871236Grow up.
>Chevron Set to Increase Venezuelan Crude Oil Exports to the United States
>>218871206here you go mate
>>218871238ok
>>218871131you got dat 10 cm and thin, dat dead dad
>>218871240very casual pig. relaxing, soaking up the sun. all smiles.
>>218871275s
>>218871236lol are you that lad with the 10cm willy that's thin like a straw?
When Joe Biden turned 7, a man born in 1876 became chancellor of Germany
>>218870955she beat me
>>218871240coopers townhouse live stream
>>218871309ok
10cm is really very small for a willard
>>218871263How much money have you made day trading?
>>218871339How much money have you made trading?
>>218871339Dont worry about me little niqqa
>>218871356Zero>>218871366I'm just curious since you talk about it all the time
might eat my own arse
>>218871383Can't take you seriously for a second tbf
>>218871339gingernonce doesn't have any real money he's down $15,000 on his webull demo account
>>218871404Why not? Who do you think I am?
Got £10.1k in my Lifetime ISA now ladsShould have £15k minimum by AugustShould I look at buying a flat then?
If anyone is interested in how my Monstera Thai Constellation is doing, I'm happy to tell you to yhe best of my ability
fat cuntaren't you?look at youflabby bastardbig fat wad of fucking jelly you are wobble wobble
>>218871478fuck off you turkey cunt
>>218871503acraenmign
>>218871503turkeys say gobble gobble mateyou know, that thing you love doing
ebola I was the worst virus corna virus am I a joke to youjust a lil joke/meme I came up with
>>218871478Me thinking this about future gf and getting a hardon.
>>218871503s
Epic
>>218871442their brains are so so small so tiny
>>218871480Irish diaspora post, this.
ummy
>>218871519*doses off in the middle of this mealy-mouthed reply*sorry what were you saying matey?
yellow-eyed?
>>218871576ummy face
We gon be submitting a luh report?
Can't decide which logo I want on my phone
>>218871579don't try to make sense of ithe's developed his own language to talk about black men
>>21887160602659 for me
>>218871433don't know x
>>218871606God what a shit era that was
detain the zesty mandem
>>218871606whats 2795 and 2596
unleash the zesty mandem
>>218871667Undertaker and Attitude Both from WWE, well probably WWF then
>>218871693ooo ty xx
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
feeling gay and retatded
>>218871606>1779CORRRR
>>218871682
vtuberswhat's that all about
>>218871786i enjoy
>>218871606what was everyone's phone in this era? Had one of these myself
>>218870889>>218870889haha I do this every Friday even though I'm supposed to be WFH
OlderFatterBalder
>>218871826has a little flip phone it was cute
trannies love bouldering
>>218871786just a bit of fun and whimsy
Oh it was a false or misclassified report was it? That's why you deleted the posts, yeah? Great stuff.
>>218871809she'd get it
>In a 1991 interview with the Spanish newspaperEl Pais, Gibson made homophobic comments regarding gay individuals, saying: "They take it up the ass. This is only for taking a shit". When asked to apologize years later, he stated, "I'll apologize when hell freezes over".
>>218871826first phone was a nokia 3330 I had up until I got a camera phone with about a 1 megapixel camera
My Monstera Thai Constellation is doing really well atm
>>218871786nonce non(ce)sense
>>218871920Basado
https://legacy.aether.mom/media/tmdb-movie-10494-perfect-blue
41 year old obasan who looks 17
luh hall monitor melty xx
>>218871826didnt have a phone i was too young
bowl of cold rice and a little rat meat for din dins
>>218871826I had the 3210 and then the 6100 I remember my mate had yours
>>218871835based FT reader
bit drunk already x
Mental she used to be the little boy in Home Alone now she is just dead
>buying a flat in this economy
>>218871809you missed stream last night
>>218871073Don’t like the fact she’s having so much more fun than me
Bit slow where is everyone
>>218872033how did she die? Would be a fitting end if she was killed by an elaborate series of traps
>>218872031You arebeautiful .. !!Do you LikeGary EatsorPocket Monsters ??
>>218872074shagger's general innit only the proper dregs in on a friday night
>>218872074I got banned
uh, i resent being called a "proper dreg"
how come zoomers love queen so much?
>>218872042cba staying up that late
>>218872084That’d just generally be a cool way to dieEspecially by Saw like traps
>>218872099I hope they come back to tell me how many pints they're drinking of a Friday night
anything going on at coopers?
mental how I may marry my gfthen I'll only have shagged one woman in my entire lifemaybe one day I'll find a way to cheat on her
Oh shit it's so joever
>>218872164no cunts reading this mate
>>218872161I've had sex with multiple women and if i could go back id stick to one
>>218872164I read all that
>>218872141>anything going on at coopers?Dunno, not like they have YouTube live stream
>Mel Gibson hates John Lennon and is glad he'd dead, according to a letter from screenwriter Joe Eszterhas
going to have a wank soon!
it chippy night
>>218872202why's that then?
>>218872164
Cunt at Coopers singing My Girl for the second time within 4 hours
looks like they've got a bouncer tonight
I'm black and racist
In coopers now de lads
>Winona Ryder shared her experience with anti-Semitism in Hollywood, repeating an encounter at a party from 1996 with Mel Gibson in which she said the actor referred to her as a Jewish “oven dodger.”
we're all sensitive young men tastefully balding in the shower
>he's been watching the pub stream for over 4 hours A new low
>>218872164How long until the US invaded Iran?
>>218872270That'd be renowned thief Winona Ryder
The new iOS update is cool. Well done Apple!
>>218872243just dont feel any more fulfilled from having sex with different women feel a deeper satisfaction from forming a good bond with one person and that would be stronger if that person was the only person id been with
>>218872286that's making her sound like she stole jewels from the louvre
>>218872254>Cunt at Coopers singing My Girl for the second time within 4 hoursthis fella sings the same 5 songs each time
esteemed gentleman sir brit poster
We like Coopers now. We at /brit/
bill gate
>>218872324alri swedelad how're things?
>didn't respond in 3 days>Said it was because of university I'm sure it was somebody from there
>>218872358Rorke suddenly able to read all that because it includes someone not in their team
>>218870901
thinking about women with willies
But seriously Desperate for gf and lost all ideas of how to get one
You were doing so well there for a few weeks. What happened?
went for first incel run in over a yearankle hurt
Mousey could buy Coopers with his ill-gotten merchandise gains.
>>218872386love climbers
>>218872420see >>218872411
>>218872386put her on top of mt fuji and I'm coming down a father
>posting from your ip range has been blocked
>>218872423same but for me it was my peroneal tendons according to chatgpt
>>218872420have u tried respecting women?
>>218872359alri
>>218872164oh right just reminded me about that, any ghislaine nudes?
just ate a bat lol but feel a cough coming on
>>218872423
>>218872446how did you post that then
>>218872423lol anklet
>the SECOND I buy silver:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>218872483why did he like getting foot massages so much
Who are you supporting for the Aussie Open final, lads?It would be impressive if Djokovic manages to win at the age of 38
>>218872495no ideamaybe the unblocked it?or maybe it was an error in the first place?
i'm gonna knock your block off
>>218871606Zoomers have no idea what this is
haven't been to a pub since about 2012, does everyone pay by card now?
>>218871606nahhhh tf is ts?
bald nigga like shaquille o nealbald nigga like dave chappellebald nigga can't grow hair on the toplookin like uncle phil
gay corn
>>218872596You should really leave your house more often lad
washing my cock in a cup of warm dairy liquid water cause the gf gets here in 15 mins and I can’t be arsed to shower and even though showered this morning ive been leaking piss all day after every wee and ive drank 3l of pepsi max and 3 coffees
>>218872596Last 3 pubs I went to I paid by cash, but I assume you can pay by card. You can probably pay using a phone app in some pubs these days.
>>218872624i go to work
>>218872164>>218872483Am I gay for finding it kinda weird how these kind of people are like SO obsessed with sex where they'll have entire islands and secret set ups for sex? I'm married and can have sex whenever I want but I still don't shag every day
>>218872513djoker probably deserves to be clear of whichever woman has the record for winning so many in the federer/nadal/murray era but he should have that record already if he wasn't a covid autist and also got very lucky when he was 2 down and his opponent got injured so fuck him I hope alcaraz wins
>ive been leaking piss all day after every wee and ive drank 3l of pepsi max
>>218871606It has to be 03026 for me. The best British F1 team.
>>218872679Never seen a bogged black fella before tbqh.
>>218872679ziedy is typing...
why was steve such an incel on xfm
Thread suddenly died after the Epstein doc got posted
lads on the pull
>>218872772green shirt was trying hard with those 3 lasses
>>218872764Faith OrdwayNow a wogsocket
should probably kill myself
>Homicides in England and Wales fall to lowest level since records beganDiversity SAVED britain
Dropped my wallet on the bus and a group of schoolgirls laughed at my velcro wallet :(
HMP Sex Arse>Besotted prison officer told jailed gangster she was 'literally praying' to have his baby - and was seen leading him into a locked office for illicit sexual encounterhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15513093/Prison-officer-jailed-gangster-praying-baby.html
In the 90's British homosexuals would travel to Russia because it was a safe place for homosexuals, compared to Britain, at the time
crying https://youtu.be/AbnjhNfLeCI?si=VEwMjcY6HKWC9XVU
/brit/ is where the rest of 4chan comes to get answers
>>>/vg/555705273
yhe binble
>>218872855Ziedy jumping for joy after scrolling down
>>218872503goldmongs in shambles
>>218872835Actually white women mating with African men reduced the murder rate as long as they don't try to leavers their boyfriends
>>218872839does it match your velcro shoes/
>>218872855Women are angelic
ROOTSBLOODY ROOTS
Cheese and onion is the best flavour of crisps but the downside is the smell half-life on the fingers
>>218872839they're entertained by you which is more than half way wowards shagging them
>>218872935sour cream and onion is worse by far
rorke drinking viking berry monster
ordered a big burrito
Garlic bread, goodGarlic bread smell on fingers, bad
might kill myself
>>218872761I think he's a sweet bloke deep down and when Karl and Ricky picked on him he'd get genuinely hurt. I felt bad for him sometimes because I know what it's like. I bet he gets tons of women all over him in reality though. Extremely tall, funny, rich and successful, that's a magic combo. He just always plays an incel because it's funnier.
>>218872980You also might not.
Adam & Joe years ago determined the best crisps by the burp system i.e. how long after eating you're still burping them up. Wheat Crunchies won I don't agree but it's a good system
had an edible and am now all nice and warm and getting progressively stoneder
>>218872788he's pulled
sucking a novelty hen do willy lollipop outside a nursery which telling the janitor it's not illegal though is it
>>218873013you're having a heart attackyou're going to die you're going to die
the tracking is activatedi repeat the tracking is activatedamazon man is 9 stops away on the map
>>218873027you're a proper fucking weirdo aren't you lad
>>218872995>I bet he gets tons of women all over him in reality thoughXfm/RSK expert here, he doesn't and has been with the same American woman for years on end. Nowadays he even speaks with a bizarre Brisol/American accent He made a post-Gervais programme called Ladies Please which was basically about being a hapless incel (it was bad and flopped)
why do brits strap their socks mine just stay on
>>218872503Is The Happening happening?
Norwood 7 and a flatshare!Norwood 7 and a flatshare!
>>218873040well versed in this lad got my amounts all figured out don't worry x
norwood 6 7
>>218873061yours are frozen in place because of the harsh suomian climate
>>218873045Surely it's the pub itself that is weird for livestreaming?
praying this lump in my balls in malignant to take away the responsibility of having to kill myself
>>218873008daft system that picked the best crisps purely by accidenti do love adam and joe though
>>218872503>buying at an ATH>buying when the news is constantly going on about how high it isMajor major red flags
>>218873078xx
>>218873061>he doesn't knowomds
Catherine O'Hara, who starred in Home Alone and Schitt's Creek, has died.
just the 13 hour toil daybeen an easy 55 hr work weekon a depressingly grim 34k but i've been advised i can "have next friday afternoon off" as TIL so that's all good then
>>218873091no no it's you
>>218873121KEVIN
>>218873121She was funny in Curb Your Enthusiasm and good in Home Alone. We at /brit/ say R.I.P.
got a painful pimple above my weiner
>>218873027she a bit of a milf but you can tell she just likes the attention
I'm a Sensitive Young Man who isn't cut out for this world of cruel women and materialism
>>218873051it was called hello ladies and i liked it and thought it did alrightand he will develop a bit of a yank twang if he's in america with an american gf for yearsand just because he's in a monogamous relationship (we assume), doesn't mean he's not getting loads of offers
>>218873121we at /brit/ officially send our love and prayers to Catherine and her family
>>218873116i reckon we're going to see some proper good stuff tonight considering it's friday night
Ovens broken so I have to “cook” my frozen pizza in the microwave
All Time High mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md8uNCYX_Nc
>>218873177>it's friday nightwhere's Diego
just discovered that there are people who watch other people watch movies
>>218873121Vax status?
a toast to /brit/ and coopers townhouse
>>218873191best ever Bond opening sequence was OHMSS okand the best Bond filmand the worst Bond actor
>>218873139You are getting overtime pay at least... right?Think my worst toil day was working 9AM to 11PM on a Sunday for a project, got paid exactly £0 for it as the client kept putting payment off so 'berg didn't want to pay us either, eventually just fucked off
>>218873179reckon 80% of yanks with swastika tattoos got them in prison to fit in with the gangs who could protect them
>>218873219>worst bond actor>roger craig exists>roger moore exists
>>218873222salaried jobs don't pay overtime for a long week lad that's wagies
Had to break into my mum and dads house earlier because my dad stupidly posted the key and didn't have a spare. Crowbarred the fucker to bits. I'm not paying penny
Sending off my pip form saying I can't navigate with out assistance (because I use google maps). Can't fucking wait for that free money why didn't I do this sooner
>>218873229Mad how theres no Jewish gangs in prison, when they get sentenced they get the prison to build them their own wing
>mfw australian mong fucks off
Roger Moore was the best bond actor. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
>Data Units Read: 684,800 [350 GB]>Data Units Written: 721,490 [369 GB]Makes you wonder what those unread 19 GB might be no one can know of course
Never claimed a penny of Bennie's my entire life
playing some deadlock
>>218873235Yeah Lazenby is worse than both mate There's so little debate over this, all coming from Aussie IP addresses
>>218873235roger moore as bond was based
>>218873210CHEERS
>>218873219
connery > dalton > brosnan > lazenby > moore > craigobjective rankings
>>218873121Damn. I liked her as well.
sorry who is roger craig?
if you wanna be a big time player you gotta make a big time play
Not a single good Bond flick
big gay poof
>>218873235>roger craig exists
You will be supporting McLaren this year, right lads?
daniel craig was so shit i forgot his first name
>>218873338p SCRMF
>>218873271Thanks for that lad, the rapist Somalian who took it instead will be glad to hear it
Still watch the Angry Joe Show. I kinda respect how he's done exactly the same thing for fucking 15 years without changing
my favourite bond? for me it's roger craig
Johnny EnglishisJames Bondcanon .. !!
>>218873027New season of The Vicar of Dibley?
>>218873310Roger Craig (American football) was a Hall of Fame-caliber running back who played in the NFL from 1983 to 1993
james bond is just terrible
been 2 months since i lost my virginity to an escorthad sex seven more times since then
>>218873392not the roger craig one
James Bonn is overrated I played the Nintendo 64 game Golden Eye though
>>218873297>objectiveit's based on personal preference, of which mine isdalton = brosnan > connery > moore > lazenby = craig
https://youtu.be/P1yOcS1qdkQ?si=mklliOQeq6YCJsOQbad dog but for u i'm obedient /) /) ( • ༝•)c /づ づ
You lick snizz. Haha you lick snizz
What a horrible night to be on /brit/
kinda mad how sexy and sexual mean entirely different things
The name's James Bonn. James Bonn.
>>218873417More of a James Berlin man myself
what good is an escort session if she doesn't even let you suck on her tits
>>218873449couldn't imagine paying an escortpretty fucking sad fella
my name is james craig
Lickin snizz
>>218873449>what good is an escort sessionGreat questionIt doesn't count btw
rorke reverently humming to zanarkand in the shower
>>218873424i listened to that song 10 mins agocrazy
found my old manager on linkedin, should I call him a faggot then block him
New>>218873475>>218873475>>218873475
>>218873424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwUF-X6gHvk
>>218873328Yeah theyre all shit except for goldeneye
I might be what could be called a buck broken wagie, toil's over and I have nothing to do
>>218873467if thats true then how come cummies exploded out my winky
