Monarchy edition
*reaches in through your screen* *rubs your chubby cheeks*
>>219069902Nice and prompt new.Good little boy.
Just want a nice gf
>>219069182God couldnt have had everyone in mind when he made the world, and i dont think i made into the list of the people he cared of.
>>219069951even a mean one will do at this point
>>219069902>honoredFOY
>>219069951Oh but she has to be a fitty too yh
>>219069981and she has to want you - a sad incel who never leaves his smelly bedroom and has fuck all to offer anyone good luck with that 'pal'
>>219069902An often forgot benefit of monarchy is that when SHTF, everyone knows who the boss is. The army answers to the king. The government is done in his name. Governments can collapse, the monarch stays. Imagine in America or Germany if the state totally failed, supply chains went down, mass blackouts whatever. You would have all sorts of groups and generals claiming authority and continuity. We have the King. And we have a heir. And a heir after that. And he rules wind rain or shine.
>>219069951I would gladly send you all into a concentration camp to plap this qt
>the footy>the six nations rugby>the T20 cricket world cup where India are inextriably losing against USA for some reason>Day 1 of the winter fucking olympics>Emma Raducanu in her first final since 2021THERE'S TOO MUCH SPORT HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIMEWhy couldn't they have spread this shit out? Outrageous. OUTRAGEOUS.
>>219069951She just wants to settle down with you once she's 35
>>219069998You've just aptly described 90%+ of the posters here, congratulations.
ok lads a BMW is a no go for the ladies since our guy Elliot had it. what about this one
Come on, Emma...
>>219070027get them spread on your monitors
>>219070027>winter fucking olympicssoy
>>219070005Okay but there hasn't been a single good monarch in Britain since James V of Scotland Every other one has served the interests of the oligarchy or Jews
>>219070027coincided with epstein and mandelson to keep the cattle occupiedsource: INFOWARS
>>219070002poo arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaxGdH-1OeAListening to great tunes.
>>219070002Need a brown gf
>>219070027They are really dishing out the bread and circuses thick and fast at the moment. Wonder what they're trying to distract us from? Hmm...
>>219070052thought you were back on communism commiemong
>>219070064>usWhy are you bundling yourself in with society? You're not part of it.
>>219070027Enjoy it while you can instead of moaning incel boy
>>219070052Never claimed the king was infalliable or that he’s always “good”. Just that hereditary monarchy is very stable for crises.
>>219070070Nasty herpes addled whore
>>219070083Done that hermitic little goblin
your all so funny
posted in the old what am i like
>>219070111need a gf like this to teach me how to speak to people
>>219069998Holy projection
>Mention toil the last thread>Stir the toiley woileys up into a worked frenzy>Toiley woileys shooting out words like "Incel" etc.Like a clockwork toy!
>>219070118my all so funny what?
>>219069998bodied that freak.
Incels back in the day didn’t wallow and lash out. They just became monks and devoted their lives to the Lord and helping others.
>>219070118never been funny in my life
>>219070149sunday scaries kicking in early
>>219070155lol see what I meancrack's me up
having a delicious ham and cheddar omlette sandwich on marble rye
need a gf with a weird looking face but a nice body and a kind heart
>>219070118*you’re
been strolling today
>>219070198thanks but your more funny
>>219070118funny how?
eating poo
might reinvent my character
>>219070218Dont like
Just got the extra part. Not allowed to say what it is yet but it will be on the telly later this year.
>>219070215like i’m a clown? like im here to fucking amuse you?
you have to POOMAXX in order to meet women
Uncensored RAW conent of MY ARSE BANNED in 15 countries
I'm wigglemaxxingPurely for my own benefit and pleasure
>>219070034get an old Porsche and put a personalised number plate on to hide the dateif someone doesn't know about cars and is impressed by that one then this would trick them even more
>>219070118My life's the worst story told.
wonder how many redheaded porn actresses are natural redheads, probably none of them
well thats an nice arse
>>219070346That's not true Cristian. Your all right
>YourIs this a gimmick? Is he gimmick-maxxing us???
>>219070361I wanna sniff it
>>219070034get an acura or a lexusyou won't do it, you're scared
been metapilled and vaguemaxxing lately
>>219070362Thats not my name.
bought a table lamp and it adds a very nice touch to the room :)
>>219070361>>219070388bloke's arse
The Office of a King in this Nation is unnecessary, burdensome, and dangerous to the Liberty, Safety, and publick Interest of the People of this Nation; and therefore ought to be abolished.
>>219070034Why do you care what the ladies think
how do you do?
>>219070419How is Candela a name btw. Bizzare name
Old school /brit/ poster pulled me aside in the Discord earlier and told me he liked my gimmicks and that I had talent
>>219070461he is pretending he is buying a car to pick up chicks its all fatnasy
>>219070480Let him dream
>>219070034I don't drive but if I did I would only drive a Volkswagen Beetle :)
Frogs are out, no messing about
old guy at the sauna told me I had a nice arse
>>219070477You're on your way up kid, keep it comin
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202510237353286
>>219070492he should get a jag
emma lost
>>219070027For me it's just the Olympics and the Superb Owl.
*brit intro music plays*
>>219070517spoiler that hog
gay magicians go POOF
>Canada: Three men in a polygamous relationship adopt a little girlGrimmmm
>>219070517the whip
>>219070118Funny looking! Got em!
mad how mad how mad men is
>>219070461cause i'm an incel desperate for validation
>>219070559don't look up what your president did on that island mate
>>219070502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgLOY2NyaHg
>>219070590Nothing.
watched this TV show yesterday, I think it was called 'The Chase'. it had this man hosting it, and sometimes there were funny questions which made him crack up laughing. you lads ever seen it before?
going to bed now as I have work tomorrow at 4am so I have to be up at 01:30am ok bye
*turns off the thread light*
>>219070606Yes ok I have seen it. It is hosted by Brad Walsh.
>>219070230the bum muscles do the thrusting not hard to understand
>>219070230the escort i saw said I had a nice butt
The Rt Hon. Dr Sir Rupert Lowe, PhD, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
hadnt seen a picture of gordon brown in a long timelooks like a swift breeze could kill him
>>219070590What did he do
Fucks sake grandad can you give it a rest for ten minutes
just moisturised my handsbit dry, skin on the way to crackingthey smell quite nice now
feels like video games were just a passing faddoubt the ps6 will do well
>>219070693Emily matlis said hes racist
>>219070587Need to have more self worth, its easy to just think bad of yourself
>>219070735Best thing for dry skin is a high fiber diet.
Idk whats real anymore
>>219070559grim
>>219070738they were saying this in the 80s and 90s
>One witness said he then stumbled towards a young woman, told her, 'I'll take you with me', and pulled her onto the tracks without warnin
>>219070752Ohhhhhhhh
>>219070769>the orange one thats friends with clint eastwardisn't that you, trump?
>>219070771they were in the 80s because they had the crashbut they definitely werent during the 90sthe 90s was the golden age
>>219070726
>>219070799nah people thought video games were dead in around the turn of the millennium just before the ps2 came out
>>219070819i was around for then and i can assure you that they didnt
Have to drink loads of alcohol or else I'll die
>>219070831aye they did
have an exam next week and deciding that the most productive thing I can do with my limited time is go to the gym, tidy my room, and meal prep for the next month
>>219070863no they didnt
>>219070850KTIM when PIP are on my case trying to steal my money
menzies campbell spaff bum
>>219070871you're entitled to your wrong opinion lad
>>219070850koo koo kahtoom
bants how Aston Villa could win the Premier League this season
>>219070881you're also entitled to yours and i am also entitled to your concession which i have just now accepted
Atheists be like : Evolution save the King!
6 hours since I texted the escortstill hasn't read my message :(she also hasn't logged into AdultWork for 2 daysshould I be worried?
>>219070897*snatches that concession out of your hand and stuffs it up my arsehole where even the most intrepid heroes dare not venture*
>>219070769
corr the arse on this italian skater
>>219070898scree
>>219070769>we want to make apes great againhowling
>>219070932Webm?
What's going on with Sir Cole Palmer's barnet?
>>219070919whores are people too, she wants a nice saturday where she doesnt get fucked in the ass by a 300 pound pig with a microdick
HIGNFY subedition
>>219069902isn't it an unwritten rule of thumb that the better a emperor/king/leader is, the worse his son will be? There are scarce exceptions - Nerva–Antonine dynasty perhaps, but even then they were all adopted.In fact, the era of these great Emperors when there was a biological succession to Commodus, thereby underlining my point.It's mental that the greater of a leader you are, the worse you are at parenting.Vice versa we've had some dogshit kings (Henry III, Edward II) who conceived amazing fucking kings as sons.
squirrel on the pitch
>>219070785leftypol not caring because he was sudanese rorke not caring because she was iranian
>>219070601why did you post a picture of a little girl freak.
mikey putting his last £4 on Aston Villa winning the league this season
Rorke putting his last 50p in Leftypol
>>219070982Phillip II was good and Alexander was far better
>>219070992he's unironically a brain-damaged paedophile best to just ignore him and/or filter yanks
>>219069902bootlicker
Love whites.Love latinx.Love east asians.Love south east asians.Not a fan of the rest though imho.More of a drain on the planet's resources.
>>219070769blud sounds like some demented unc on facebook
>>219070995mikey's entire net worth sitting in a cell in hmp wandsworth for drink driving a horse and cart
got into an argument with my greek manager over whether George III was a good king or not
>>219070807Kek based
gold teeth would suit me
It's genuinely so annoying how I was worried all week that I was gonna be ill and would have to cancel my meeting with the escort on Sunday, and now the cunt seems to be completely uncontactable.Why are women so FUCKING USELESS
>>219070892LOL!
always very grim when you convince your girlfriend to engage in a fantasy and the millisecond after you cum you realise what a weirdo lunatic you probably sounded like and now she knows that it gets you off
VICTORRRRRIAN PLUMBING.
>>219071059She's busy shagging someone else while you use 4chan.org as a social media platform
>>219070726>>219070807>>219071033Hello again
>>219071054That way you can take them off and its easier to suck off your black daddy.
>>219071083I'm paying for her, she's obligated to respond
>>219070034lmfao eurocar silhouettes are so cuckedon a serious note: i've owned a jdm halo car and a motorcycle, gone to tons of meets, etc., vehicles will attract guys 95% of the time and the other 5% is the gf of one of those guys. The only way to truly attract women is with an exotic and they will be gold diggers so you'll have to back it up with more than just a cart. knower
>>219071059Only you are useless here. You have no use to anyone.
>>219070970black grandad
>black person makes money>first thing they do is turn all of their teeth into metal >second thing they do is buy a bottle of hennessey to pour on the street whilst doing the middle finger to a camera>the third thing they do is convert it to physical cash for some inextricable reason, just to take picture of said moneythey are queer folks aren't theysaw an african american gentleman who won 30k in a mini lottery, spent 20k of it on a chain necklace, wore it out in the hood and had it stolen from him Some people are just destined to be poor
>>219071064One time I made my ex piss in my mouth and I was so embarrassed about it that the next day I blocked her number for about a week
This weeks bake
Does anyone here work in the beverage industry? Would love to work with you on a new product.
>>219071132great incel bake off
>>219071098so it's fucking over
>>219071138yeah mate im AG Barr i own AG Barr let me hear it
Alri cmon get with it now
The ladies did start treating me better after I got an Audi Q2, it has to be said
>>219071132>that grim kitchen againmaaaaaaate. you've got to get a refurb planned in right now.
>>219071132Looks nice,More details please
>>219071132is that just pasta and cheese? grim
>>219071176>Crossover SUVRuntoidFor me? It's an A3. A shagmobile.
>>219071176Has a woman ever approached you while you were in your car and said something like "Oooh a QT in a Q2 *smiles*" and what would you do if that ever happened?
>>219071178going to pay for it? no? shut up
>>219071176>>219071221mines an a1it's alright, does the job
I've got nothing to say I'm just gonna post this image of a Danish prison cell
>>219070988dogberg
im drinking a Dr Pepper personally
>>219071252that's £1500 a month here
>>219071196oil onion sweet chilli pepper garlicsalt stock cube dark soy sauce tinned tomatoes pepper oregano parsley parmesan more oil more salt par boiled pasta starchy water mozarella parmesan more oil under the grill oil broccoli mushroom kale salt pepper butter sage out of the grill more oil more parmesan more parsley
>gyokeres finally scored a goal where he actually kicked the ball rather than having it bounce in off his shin or something
>>219071270drinking an iced coke with a bit of lemon.
The year is 2030. I walk into the polling station and vote no. Then I go to the off licence.
Western Europe is communist
>>219071252looks like my bedroom nglsame furniture since it's all from ikea
>>219071301No to what? Hopefully not TND
I’m opening the mystery meat
>>219071282getting tired of this Arsenal winning thing
Remember back in the days when niggas had wavesCazal shades and corn braids?Pitching pennies, honeys had the high-top jelliesShooting skelly, motherfuckers was all friendlyLounging at the barbecues, drinking brewsWith the neighborhood crews hanging on the avenuesTurn your pages to 1993Niggas is getting smoked, G, believe meTalk slick, you get your neck slit quick'Cause real street niggas ain't having that shitTotin' TECs for repSmoking blunts in the project hallwaysShooting dice all dayWaitin' for niggas to step up on some fightin' shitWe get hype and shit and start lightin' shitSo step away with your fistfight waysMotherfucker, this ain't back in the daysBut you don't hear me though
>>219071282so the man kicked the ball did he?
>>219071337they have morrisons in albania do they?
>>219071252the autismcave
>>219071290
i've blogged it all
>>219071145no you retard. just be respectable physically and emotionally so you don't give off the pathetic aura of peacocking for women. cars, clothes, whatever are not a standalone personality
>>219071346wonder what changed in Sweden between 2013 and 2025
>>219071252Looks comfy
>>219071349it was a noteworthy kick
>>219071230What a witty remark, it implies the woman is interested but also knowledgeable about the vehicle the man is driving. You do not see a case like this often where the woman initiates. To the men out there, this speaks to the power of driving a nice vehicle and its potential in attracting females.As to your question, I think he should respond favorably and reply in a flirtatious manner, perhaps offering the woman a ride in this hypothetical scenario. And naturally, what happens from that point is the business of those 2 consenting adults! :PI'm still chuckling over the wordplay. QT in a Q2, clever
>>219071370Swexit
Spend too long in the NEXT light section looking directly into the bulbs and now i've got a little migraine going on
got poo up my bum
>>219071333https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrt3nLaSbohttps://www.youtube.com/@TNDVideoGamesMe love TND videogames.
>>219071366>just be respectable physically and emotionallyi have no idea what this means
Massive goon sesh underway
>>219071355The epicanthic fold (commonly referred to as a monolid) is believed to be an evolutionary adaptation to cold, windy, and high-glare environments, such as those in ancient Siberia, Mongolia, and Northern China. The fold, which often includes additional adipose tissue, offers protection against freezing winds, restricts sunlight reflection (snow blindness), and acts as a shield against blowing sand and dust.
>>219070338What's the maintenance and fuel cost like on that? It seems semi-viable even with Irish prices except for the taxes of those outside the vintage car agebut you have to (at least come across as) a car afficionado for it to be impressive, not just trying to look rich by dumpster-diving cast-offs from rich people twenty years ago
>>219071409plant's dead
>>219071433it can be resurrected i say
went to get my hair cutthought it would be the essex woman but it was the gay northern blokeall my prepared talking points were for the woman, didnt know what to talk aboutwhat a shambles
how long do you anglo fucks take to ship a package, my shit has been "leaving" langley hwdc for a week now.
>>219071433It's transitioning
>>219071409wouldnt mind a tranny gf if they looked like this
>>219071450ever shag him up the arse?
>>219071457it saturday
>>219070992>>219071009extreme solipsism
>>219071457
>>219071450That's odd I also know a gay northern blokeHe was seething when a tweet he made ended up in the daily mail and made him look like a proper right winger fucking kek
>>219071471now that's what I call a plant
>>219071280Thank you thank you!
terrible weekend for the reds so farneed a big performance against city
>>219071471all that cookie is goign to go to her tits
>>219071418but you have the capability to
Sky News absolutely losing their mind over this Trump monkey post
>>219071471Wonder what deep meaning this tattoo holds for her
>>219071429don't know maintenance but expensive, but probably varies a lot depending on the car. a cayman or boxster not too bad but a 20 year old cayenne not so goodthe average person won't know it was only 5000 and will think it's worth more, if his goal is to impress people
>>219071474i could barely hold a conversation with him for 30 minutes what makes you think im gonna shag him up the arse
Its a dog eat dog world out there, you know.
>>219071545thats a goodie
is that wolves physio a fit bird?
im bringing back woolies onto the high street
nvm she turned around its a fuckin oriental
might become a high level skateboarder at age 35
Bring back BHS
bring back safeway
>>219071578>>219071592>>219071594>>219071600>>219071613>>219071626who are you talking to
*Yawns loudly and leans over the bar, waving my tight little butt teasingly with an air of faux-innocence*
>>219071626WHAT ABOUT KWIK-SAVE
>>219071600you'll fall once and break your bones, unc
>>219071556thought that's what gays do
>>219071533reddit is losing it.
Hot honey labubu matcha protein latte
bring back Harrod's
>>219071592i used to go to Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments outside the Woolworth's and once my mum went into the shop and bought me a new pack while i was mid-game which had some good cards in them so i put them into the top of my deck. Anyways that's my story x
talking to myself
*gets fucked doggy-style while panting and moaning and whimpering*
>>219071648you met any autistic girls there?
>>219071641you an expert yeah?
>>219071661ummy
>>219071642Whys he using my tinder bio
>>219071661this reminder me i need to watch some latino milf porn this afternoon and play some euro truck simulator
>>219071668no it was all lads as far as i remember. and i was a kid so i didn't know what autism was nor did i care about girls
It's easier to destroy than to create
your man flying the rest of them up to the space station using his ears like dumbo
>>219071634you apparently
bring back brantano
>>219071533gearing up for regime change in iran and this is the shit they talk about lol
>>219071705the use him to bounce the radio signals off of
>>219071700wise words friend.
>>219071480Man I miss pochettino
putting the rugby on
>>219071705i have a question, how do they shave their asses and wash their asses and take shits and piss
Not saying I'm gay but I'm gay
so what are they gonna do when the women get their periods on the moon and get all stroppy in the middle of the mission
Trump is kind of a morally grey character if you ask me, he has done a lot of good for the world, but he's also a pedophile.
>>219071777trump doesnt have any morals at all he doesnt even really care about america he just wants to win at whatever hes doing
>>219071740there are a myriad of interesting films and documentaries about itcheck it out space is fucking mad
>>219071811know him personally do you
>>219071777Yeah he's like Snape
>>219071533>betrayed his countryno he didn't
>>219071764heard thats what happened on the Challenger, one of the women was cold and was mucking about with the air con and accidentally blew the whole thing up
>>219071820this lad needs his eyes to remigrate to the right spots on his face
>>219071820Do you really think amerimutts would be better than the global south
The Chinese need to get that writing system of theirs sorted out What an absolute piece of nonsense
>>219071833Wave wands like Harry and Snape big stones and a wap it’s a serious sort
hi rorke theres a feral hog at the door and hes looking for you
>>219071811wow, he is like an anime antihero then.
>>219071869Mad how everyone uses the english alphabet
>>219071911I don't
>>219071879mum!
>>219071132Proper scran.
GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK
>>219071916Fuck it. I'm going vegetarian.
>>219071916qts
>>219071937me after I eat 500 calories
>>219071916
>>219071973twink
>>219070206Good job
>>219071997rorke gets the zoomies
get the new posted i'm low on dopamine
hullcitytigerbros, I don't feel so good
>>219071820Looks like a FtM
>>219072059>>219072059>>219072059
>>219072034Crack open a cold one or eat some slop.
>>>219069902 (thread's magick-limit reached) Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. Sovereignly, “It is FIXED.” Amen, so mote it be. [ 𑣆 𑣆 𑣆 ]
