Mad how the London Olympic opening ceremony was 14 years ago this year. Doesn't feel like that long ago. Probably the last time the UK was seen as cool on the global stage

>>219087870
i thought she was cute until i heard she has a boyfriend now i think she's an evil whore

got pulled over by the police for the first time ever last night because they thought I was drunk, in reality I just couldn't see where I was going because the windscreen was all fogged up

>>219087935
what did they say

>>219087935
They could have given you a fine and points for that.
I got pulled over once and had been drinking but passed the breathalyzer. Was absolutely fucking shitting myself

>>219087901
i watched it in blackpool i was on holiday we went to coral island and up the tower it was nice

Many's the TV presenter what had a SHIT bod
Now is the time of reckoning

why cant you just put warm water in the kettle

might become gay

would you date a girl who is proper fit but has a stoma bag

went past bamburgh castle on my motorbike earlier and it looked really lovely but then later a man in a big nissan beeped at me at a red light and i don't know why

>>219087943
>>219087950
they nicked me for driving without due care and attention. I haven't been given the punishment yet but I'm hoping it's not points

>>219087967
whats stopping you

>>219087973
honestly no, would find that way too distracting and it probably whiffs of poo

>>219087973
i'd ask to shag her stoma hole

eight thirty and already i don't know what to do with myself
maybe just another walk

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second coffee of the day down the hatch already

Good night lads (I work night shifts and sleep during the day)

eight thirty and already i don't know what to do with myself
maybe just another wank

>>219088014
Ask your gf for a blowie

>>219087977
maybe he was just in a bad mood x

>>219088035
dont have one
just my cat or my other cat or my dog or my hamsters

>>219088053
Should get some fish

>>219088026
good morning but good night haha x lol good night tho x

haha

>>219088029
ktim another day wasted incel gaming I reckon

>>219088053
ask your cat for a blowie

in McDonald's, you want anything?

magpies outside going absolutely mental clicking and clacking over something i cannot see from my smelly incel bedroom

>>219088069
20 nuggets

just typed 10 different posts and deleted them all before posting
i have nothing worth saying at the moment unfortunately

sure those eggheads can invent an internal stoma system which oh i dont know connects to you arse then you poo out of there as God intended

>>219088069
milkshake pls

steamingtoil ended in takeaway delivery which i am now suffering from i have shat 3 times and each time it burned afterwards and i think there is more shit to be shat

beebop

>>219088026
goodnight fellow nightshift worker

>>219088100
a clue gained

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ok sangeeta

thoughts on steve laws?

>>219088064
dont get it

>>219088100
blog on

going to have a poo before my walk so i don't get walkers' tummy

>>219088166
nonce phenotype
check his hard drive

>>219088100
Dude i literally couldn't care less

>>219088165
i just read the article and i don't really get what she's suggesting
if we're not supposed to thank people in shops what are we meant to do? just say nothing to them and walk away?

>>219088200
>nonce phenotype
how can you tell? he's just ugly? does he really give pedo vibes?

listening to age of empires 2 soundtracks on youtube

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i really cannot stand this woman

>>219088217
a wild incel appears!

thank you come again

>>219088216
if there were a Strayan civ then the priest would go Cause I'm a rocknroll outlaw I never needed anyooooneeee

>>219088217
song of the summer

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>>219088217
she used to be fit

>>219088241
doesnt look like a standard control stick

CLAVICULAR HAS BEEN MOGGED
I REPEAT
CLAVICULAR HAS BEEN MOGGED

>>219088304
TURN ON THE TV
DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CHANNEL

>>219088309
cute

*turns on Dave*

>>219088258
Was she on trials for reverse ozempic?

We are living through the patriarchy's final temper tantrum.

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a farting hard on

>>219088359
so fucking true
fuck m*n
i'm a girl with a pussy btw

Im always amused by people who believe migration rates should go down and birth rates should go up simultainiously.

If migrants should go home because Britan is full then people having more kids isnt going to make things better. If people should have more kids because jobs are going unfilled then migration solves that problem now rather than in 2 decades time.

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HELLO!?!

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its 2026 love we dont do that shite anymore

>>219088251
I don't know what you're talking about, but I respect that you replied and gave an opinion :)

>>219088309
Average 24 year old.

>>219088379
brown hands typed this out

>>219088379
Yawn. Get some better bait you fucking retard.

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What we're trying to do here is to make money.

>>219088388
Well she is Olivia Cole MAN.

>>219088388
boomers think we still doin shit like this

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Would honestly just kill myself

rorke leaving leftypol brain-dead and quadraspazzed on a life glug

>>219088439
immeasurably grim
I had to share a flat with two people in my twenties and that was bad enough for me to never want to do it again

>I appear from behind the Stars in their Eyes door in a Michael Jackson costume that is offensive to both black and white people
>I open my mouth to sing and Matthew Kelly shoots me in the heart with a crossbow

>>219088439
bet he didnt save into a private pension when he was working and only lives off state pension

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Bet Emma Watson's farts reek.

>>219088439
I’m supposed to feel bad because he never bought a house back when they cost £100 and you could just walk into businesses and get a job by shaking the owners hand ?

>>219088450
rorke getting shot into space with leftypol accidentally placed onboard

>>219088439
good

>>219088468
>you could just walk into businesses and get a job by shaking the owners hand
these days, yeah, you need to shake the owner's PENIS

why didn't you polish the brass moustache

>>219088468
he became an adult in the mid 70s thoughbeit?

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*runs away*

>>219088482
if they even bloody have one !!!

>>219088498
me when someone asks about my valentines plans

>>219088490
that is a bad metaphor whatever that is

>>219088379
Migrants get old too

>>219088439
Honestly if you were born in 1955 and STILL couldn't make it work you're a fucking retard
Buy a house and pay into your pension and you'll end up a literal millionaire on minimum wage

>>219088508
love when it's like this x

>>219088477
this is the one thing he didn't want to happen

what'll I get up to today?
likely nothing while I rot away in my incel bedroom

Sipping on wee

>>219088508
what da gull doin

I'm going to kill myself
By kill myself I mean have a wank

>>219088536
ktim

To be even these days only literal retards are struggling to get on the property ladder and save for retirement
It's really not that difficult

in 90% of these stories about pooroids they all never saved up properly when they were working or spunked their money up the wall
then they expect the government to give them handouts
fuck off

I am not an incel and I have a loving wife who adores me and we have an active regular sex life. However I shall be rotting in the house today and might wank.

>toil complete
>mcds demolished
>wank planned
it lush

>>219088551
yeah just have a 6 figure salary and 30k saved for a deposit, piece of piss

>African countries agree UK migrant returns after sanctions threat

have genuinely fucking sprained my hand wiping my arse

just kissed my wife

just kidding i don't have a wife lol

>>219088555
gf knows I wank (when she's on the rag or she's not here) but we never talk about it

>>219088566
*nothing happens*

>>219088552
>then they expect the government to give them handouts
Because they get them. They winge and cry and the governemnt throws money at them.
Meanwhile the young refuse to vote for some reason

yeah I'm sucking another coffee, what's it to you?

they found a Roman inscription lately
it says
MASTURBATOR INDIAE FLUVIUS IGNOTUS

>>219088564
You're one of those literal retards lol

might buy a new shirt today
if anyone even fucking CARES

*enters the thread wheeling in a small cart behind me*
Gather round all I have a new invention to show you
*pulls the cloth cover from the cart unveiling my latest gizmo*
I present to you the poo-scranner-4000

>>219088566
what the fuck are we even sanctioning? Chocolate?

>>219088564
managed to save 25k this year me, you can too
x

>>219088566
its like angola and namibia or something btw. those nigerians WILL be staying and they WILL be on benefits for life and they WILL be getting council housing in zone 1 london for free and you WILL not say anything bad about it ok?

which translates to FOOKIN PAKI WANKAH in our modern tongue

>>219088584
and how does it work?

>>219088583
primark special?

>Nooo I can't save 20% of my income each month! I need that for deliverooooo!!!

and that's Russia going right in the filter

My Grandads house has a loft but he nailed it shut or something after it opened and twatted him on the head

>>219088584
I'm in

>>219088605
scrum

Do you think the monarchy will be abolished in our lifetime then

>>219088605
Why do boomers email like they are texting or using WhatsApp? The one thing I've noticed from these files. They email in single sentences

>>219088605
i think pedo island is a pretty cool guy

>>219088617
ok and what do you want us to do with this information

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>>219088605
can we get rorke to fact check this

i don't spend money on anything, not because i'm frugal but because i don't have any hobbies or interests. only food for me.

>>219088635
ktim

>>219088622
nope
prince george is going to abolish parliament when he gets in

>>219088635
i spend most of my money on alcohol because im an alcoholic you see

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leftypol's endz

>>219088627
Dunno maybe let me know about your loft

>>219088644
hope so

>>219088653
Get in

>>219088648
ktim

right well that's Sunday basically over already

>>219088653
in a hole in east Yorkshire there lived a Northman

>>219088617
he has the bones of many children up there

most girls have a hoe phase at 16 or 17 these days where they fuck about 30 different blokes

nigger pussy is kino

>>219088679
I could be one of them

>HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC) data from the 2022-23 financial year shows that 5.45 million over-70s paid income tax, compared with just 5.23 million people aged below 30.

Hmm, wonder if this has anything to do with >>219088592

>>219088679
where can I meet these young women?

nothing to wank to these days

>>219088694
that's rorke AND leftypol fucking raped to death then isn't it

>>219088701
a suggestion
>>219088681

microsoft commits 2 trillion dollars to build mega poo centre in downtown bangalore forecast to output 5 trillion poos per second for microsoft poopilot pro in the cloud

>>219088707
how so

The George Floyd sex bum

It was not a warm meaty hole as sought by the Croatian, nor yet a dry sandy hole

>>219088733
well that can't be good

>>219088739
you made a bad post

>>219088679
keep your fantasies to yourself rorke

>>219088733
poopilot pro does all of my pooing for me these days, can't believe how much time I spent on the bog before

used to wander around licking all the ashtrays when dad brought me along to the pub as a kid

>>219088733
was just reading about this on the news

Interesting effect of increasing my fiber intake: my acne has reduced significantly

I don't get constipated anymore but my poos are still really messy

>>219088739
people don’t realize that the only choice you have in america is either trump or george floyd

>>219088754
and now you're a famous showbiz star

leftyrorke
rorkeypol

>>219088761
you reckon there may be broad health benefits to eating lots of fruit and vegetables?

>>219088773
no you can't do that

>>219088773
rorke and leftypols nonbinary siblings

>>219088770
I was never the same after I learnt why they put those cages around plants

>>219088770
do you ever get any pussy on these incelwalks

nonbinary sibling named poo

>>219088776
That's rorke fucking done then isn't it

england is 25% asian

>>219088773
cable street
rightypol

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>>219088804
it's true we are 25% burmesedem

>>219088804
come, friendly bombs
and fall on Slough!

>>219088797
alternate universe where /brit/ is a bunch of autistic yaoi fangirls on tumblr making edits like this

Automatics are the future ain’t nobody want to deal with clutch for everyday driving

interesting that late night /brit/ is full of homosexuals while early morning /brit/ is full of incels

what can we learn from this?

>>219088831
Probably nothing

>>219088831
the early bird doesn't get (his) worm (sucked)

>>219088831
PUNCTURED BICYCLE ON A HILLSIDE
DESOLATE

Total Remigration.

>>219088831
Feel like most of the late shift is just people pretending to be gay

>>219088830
I like engine braking

>>219088831
homosexuals stay up late
t. homosexual who stays up late

>>219088831
gays do go out late
ironing their jeans and that

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>>219088852
mutant

link in the description below

>>219088865
you the one who posts gay porn then or what? would explain it

>>219088882
seething brown, we are sending you back

>>219088831
You've been up all night?

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Rorke insists that the Chris Moyles 2009 parody album is the greatest form of art ever conceived

He likes it because it isn't "woke"

what the fuck is gumbo

Imagine being one of those nigerians in zone 1. Wake up in your free flat in the Barbican at 11am while your neighbours went to work 5 hours ago to pay their 3k a month rent. Go play footy with the mandem. Smoke a zoot and put the tv on. Then out to the club at night to have sex with 4 different white women in the toilets. It must be a jolly old life.

>>219088887
that's a different gay australian

>>219088892
yes

>Peep Show star Olivia Colman, 52, says she feels nonbinary and describes herself as a 'gay man' to her husband

the yank proto toilfu gf invited me to watch the superbowl with her today

all the terrible aus posters have gone home for chinese new year

>>219088895
>in zone 1
as in The Brothers Strugatsky?

rorke watching the post timer slowly count down
rorke hitting submit

>>219088918
i would fuck olivia colman in every hole and eat her arse

>>219088921
no they're all round my place getting their little brown holes resized

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Happy Black History Month!

Did you know?

Black histories are a vital part of England's story, reaching back many centuries. There is evidence of African people in Roman Britain as far back as the 3rd century AD, and black communities have been present since at least 1500

>>219088920
get her shagged

>>219088918
Just looked it up to see if it's real and it is
roaring

>>219088935
can we see?

>>219088936
Did you know Idris Elba could be Bond
Everyone wants him to be Bond
Except the Establishment

>>219088953
too old

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/brit/ ain didnt block 4chan ?

>>219088953
he should be bond

>>219088962
yh

>>219088918
she's only 52? she's looked 52 for like 15 years now

My bellend is smelly

gamingtoil starts at 10

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>>219088628
Is Greg the creator of blackened is in the files /brit/ cel ?
Eva lovia is in the files.

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mad how

>>219088982
even in the first season of peep show she looked post wall

>>219089001
did you know franck ribery is in the files?

>>219089002
Mine has like 600 in it
cba to clear it out

*borat impression* EUNH

currently stressed and anxious x

i wonder how people first invented bread

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>>219089002
Fuck is that /brit/ ?

morning poo was like an american football in shape coming out of my arsche there
quite fitting for superbowl sunday i must say although i’m in a lot of pain now and feel the ordeal isn’t over

>>219089035
guggling

had another dream about being in an arranged marriage with an indian woman. what could this mean?

>>219088962
Why would you block an intelligence honeypot?

>>219089028
they were probably high and they overcommited to pounding the wheat

Algerian migrant nonce on a French flag here again?
Should be shot out of a cannon

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>>219089012
I'm not surprise /brit/ friend. He was famous for that 20 years ago.

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>>219089033
they shuold only be allowed to do videos that have the peng ones in

>>219089057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWt7yrg9-9E
why are French ppl so FUCKING INTENSE?

>>219089047
i had a dream i bummed teenage me this week and it’s the only time i’ve woke up hard since being on these new jew pills

>>219089047
had a dream where my friend came over and left like 70 loose babybels on my kitchen counter and when i asked if they wanted them back they were like "nah i'm alright" and i was really cross cos i didn't want all of the babybels

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>>219089056
We know you are french with a /brit/ flag.
Also we know you are in the x files.

chinese people look like aliens

>>219089033
why does she scratch her bum crack right at the end

vietnamese people sound like elastic bands

Ilunga is a Bantu word that is considered by many linguists as one of the most difficult words to translate. It is considered to mean "a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time".

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>>219089080
Damn that loop is impressive /brit/ san

stomach just made a noise like a dying beast

soooo tired and sleepy

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haha x

>>219089148
don't get it
the cup is gay?

>>219089155
yeah

>>219089148
don't get it

>>219079463
sorry for late reply but thanks for telling me this
i knew something was off about him just by the way he cooks i had an irrational hatred for him and now it all makes sense
anyone who claims they have PTSD from getting too many subscribers and too much money from a youtube channel isn't fit to be alive

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Very much in the woods

>>219089148
ummm but that's a different album so

do you listen to any podcasts?

>>219089168
i can name 10 off the top of my head, stupid bint

>>219089174
no

>>219089187
go on then

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They are in the x files.

>>219089168
all women are monsters

>>219089169
Sunday is for the doggers

>>219089169
those woods suck
fix your shit

>>219089187
name 8

>>219089174
cumtown
mssp
athletico mince
this past weekend
mrballen

>>219089174
gay porn weekly

>>219089202
hehe

>>219089202
barely any of these apply
seems like you were lying before

>>219089194
can see a sliver of boob

>>219089174
my internal monologue is better than any podcast ever made

so here we are then...


....


....the lads

>>219089206
reckon it's the lack of chimneys

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His conversation with Jeffrey was funny.
Crazy how futa can create peace between jeffrey and indian man.

>>219089209
We can’t we need to chop it all down

>>219089211
can't listen to cumtown
fat greek one is too annoying

>>219089225
yeah
here we are

>>219089218
screencapped for /r/woosh
nothing personell kid

drunk man outside

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There's too many fucking indians holy shit it's outta control. Every fucking call i make an indian picks up

>>219089236
You can take a road that takes you to the stars, now
I can take a road that will see me through
I can take a road that will see me through
I can take a road that will see me through

wow an american posting a screenshot of an american tweet about america

>>219089260
stop calling indian restaurants

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Why angela and manu are in the ep files ?

>>219089272
unfathomably based

slithering up the stairs

what about a 32 county socialist united ireland and then fill it with brown people

want to go to church but i had a steamingtoil wank last night and feel very unworthy

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>>219089291
shoo!

not a fan of this incoherent french pedophile who pops in every now and then to ramble to himself about weird porn shit

disgraceful glazing of reform in bbc politics Wales right now

>>219089206
can just imagine little chavs biking around here mugging people
giving me the fear 2bh

>>219089304
he seems to have the x files and the epstein files mixed up which is a bit funny but yeah i agree

The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.

>>219089319
lmao

>>219089326
GOOD MORNING WHINGEY KNICKERS

>>219089326
Do you have anything you would like to discuss? If not you are like everyone else.

might play my guitar

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>>219089326

>>219089326
this probably hits hard if you're the sort of saddo who's here 8 hours a day

>>219089304
He's utterly retarded. Strangely he seems to have switched "Britbro" for something random now

>>219089283
Ordering a heated blanket tbf

>>219089342
you should yeah

>>219089353
>the sort of saddo who's here 8 hours a day
pscrtim

>>219089372

>>219089386
diamond life
lover boy