BEWARE BOVINES edition
canlad btfo
>>219180761Cans of milk? Now ther's a thought, lads.
keep getting told I look like him ffs
rorke wankingleftypol wanking
We're all in here>>219180765>>219180765>>219180765
Spins into the thread
Deano shitting his pants when local livestock comes round the Deanobox for a nosey
>humans exist for 100,000+ years>infant mortality is rife>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc>life expectancy of 25>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilit's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?
>>219180795one to BLACKED pornone to tranny pornthe question is who....
>>219180792Irish diaspora?
Keep putting it off
anon can you fill out these news in triplicate for me
>>219180792keep getting told I look like collete
>>219180685You already are a client
drinking water. it's nice
>>219180761>BEWARE BOVINES edition
>>219180829not in the slightest
>>219180832My computer tried to force me to do an update without the option to turn it off without doing an update so I pushed the power button.
>>219180849ever stuck an aubergine up someone's arse?
having a bdd and dysphoria episode
>>219180861Poor lad. No idea what’s going on
>>219180861waheeeeyyyy
boring dickhead disorder
>>219180803No, we fucking aren't, lad
>>219180891
cow outside my window goign MOO MOO MOO
>>219180832do it before you go to bed
right well that third word triggered my dysphoria
>>219180931think that might be a bloke
Kind of wild how religions only saving grace is that it gives retards reasons to live
>>219180950before?
The psychic who misinterprets every sign
>>219180861
>>219180892>Police and council staff safely contained the animal, nicknamed "Liam," in an old building before it was moved to the Hillside Animal Sanctuary in Norfolkdon't worry lad r liam's alright
Got a baddie as are water
>>219180761
>>219180861Didnt escape from some grim back alley paki abattoir
>>219180987that's rørke
>>219180987
sharia law in action from tomorrow lads
luv banks mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3xe9dSY7zM
It gets even crazier when you realise Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s main line of business involves the oil and chemical industry which means you have to work with India, China and Arab countries at some point. Lots of balls for one of the wealthiest chaps in Europe to say we’re being colonised by immigrants knowing you also risk pissing off your shareholders.
>>219180987I aint clicking that my friend
>>219180993state of yank baddies nowadays
>>219180993I like how she's looking directly at the camera like "you're clearly taking a photo of me right now"
>>219180931lush looking pit, would worship xx
>>219180993head shining like a freshly-polished bowling ball
>>219181017>India, China and Arab countriesNot immigrants if youre dealing with them in their natural habitat are you?
>>219181017cunt quite literally lives in monacoshould be decapitated and his wealth distributed back to the public
I'm a sleepy time baby, night ladsx
>>219181057he lives in singapora
>>219181071dont care lop his head off
leftypol melty
if you use windows or mac or iOs or andriod the government is tracking your every movement all the timethis shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone anymore surely
Is /brit/ a platform for radicalisation?
>>219181084ummypops
HUSH, MY DARLINGDON'T FEAR, MY DARLINGTHE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
>>219181084
>>219181010Nah
>>219181084meltdown
>>219181097yeah that one's a man
>>219180993are water
>>219181084poor guy is looking for the nipple :(
>>219181061Dream of French elephants
>>219180987Swedish is not a real language
DEUS VULT!!!Sent from my iPhone
Y'all want a sprite cranberry???
don't know what any of the slang words and terms zoomers use these days mean
trying out overwatch hero "mizuki"quite fun no cap
Post more ‘bergs.
>>219181139i do actually
>>219181139Aye
>>219181105not a fan of cats but it's unfair to mess them about like this. just feed him and let him go back to being a self-absorbed cunt.
>>219181091And you using your linux machine to post on 4chan with your real IP makes you invisible does it
you can just tell all the trannies from the thumbnail and they instantly go on the ol' filter list
>>219181056I agree. What I meant is that he’s willing to take the flack on being called a racist here in Britain and possibly foregoing any future business deals.
England has a much richer history and heritage than Scotland.
>>219181159fuck off you fanny bullying your pets is objectively funny
really want to shag the petit indian bint with the massive bum at toil
>>219181150>Overwatch in 2026
>>219181178i highly doubt arabs and chineseys give a shit maybe indians do since they seem obsessed with forcing every country they make a trade deal with to take a couple million of them in
c'b' ona m1
>>219181151
>>219181150we're all on deadlock now
>fuck off you fanny bullying your pets is objectively funny
>>219181151AI shite
Soy, almond, or traditional?
its fucking freezing mate
>>219181097fit
>>219180987nonceuplaggen
favourite hold of skyrim?
noticed you always pick the female characters
>>219181271mad how the imperials did nothing wrong
>>219181214overwatch is back unc
>>219181271Riftenchads rise up
>>219181271Falkreath kinna comfy
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
>>219181278ummypops
>>219181271eastmarch the bit with the hot springs
>>219181271call me a normie but im a Whiterun man
As a prank we should render Mousey stateless
i don't ONLY pick the female characters
>>219181241soy and almond are beverages, not milk. but the answer is milk because the aha's and bha's are good for your skin
Worst. Gimmick. Ever.
>>219181278imagine all the spunk thats been shot inside that room
>>219181376what?
bit drunk and my brething is heavy and lavboured
>>219181245really wish you'd stop making things up on the internet you fucking freakbe quiet
can't believe Billie Joe Armstrong said 'faggot' in the song 'American Idiot' :\ . Very homophobic
>>219181376you forgot your epic reference name :/
got the BPD gf a book in how to manage your angershe didnt like it and threw it at my head and threatened to cut my dick offbloody love that woman
the BPD gf in question
>>219181393not homophobic when the queer man says it
>>219181415looks like whats her face from harry potter
>>219181415is this umbunny?
>>219181404well i didnt need to read any of that, did i?
This is who the Canadian troon shot at. Real girls and women because it knew it could never be one
>>219181393
>>219181404>>219181444>>219181461can i recommend a life?
can hear what sounds like a howling werewolf outside
Got nothing to say.
>>219181476could be a non-were wolf
transmitting my thoughts to you...........NOW
>>219181489ummers
oh look at that, it's approaching 11pm and all the freaks come out. Many such cases!
I have an OCD gf personally. She’s a fucking nightmare.
>>219181476must have been that bean I ate
mum outside my bedroom door who just saw my tranny gfs cock going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>219181476Foxes probably Sound like a woman being raped
>>219181489rorke printing this out and putting it on his desk with his willy below
>>219181496get your vile thoughts out of my brain
not looking good for cheadle
>>219181476maybe it's a walrus https://youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs?si=OaPiO0uljIO-k2CC
got a reddit warning for hateful speech :/
>>219181501Funny, it was fine before you got here
>>219181476yeah that was me sorry
>>219181519What did you say lad?
got called a fat bastard in greggs
right just done some sick in my mouth so im going to sit next to the bog for a bit
>>219181489this is freakyy
>>219181461me and carlybenderunironically
>>219181524No it wasn't
>>219181528called someone a nigger
find your favourite posthttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22here%20he%20is%22/country/gb/filter/text/
got mentour now on the youtubes for bedtime x
rorke angry he never got to have sex so its all the brown peoples fault
>>219181528said immigrants from some countries commit more crime than others :/
>>219181554https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/103723369/#q103723529screeching at this one
>>219181554It's fascinating how many mentally ill people post here
>>219181554poo barm post from circa december 2024
yeah we all seen those ragebait pictures in the catalogue mate you dont need to repost them
>>219181543ummy
>>219181593don't understand why people post things like that heredo they really think we're the people in need of convincing
>>219181543But Carlybender is a 30y.o. hairy bald unc programmer goblin not a fit tranny
>>219181622And they are STILL copping it up the arse once they get on HRT
>>219181618not a racist myself actually
Need a new gimmick desu Any suggestions?
>>219181584sometimes i go to the kpop general on mu just for the peak severely mentally unstable schizo vibesalways gives me a good chuckle
>On Sep 10th, Larry Ellison was richer than Elon Musk for a few hours>Today, Elon has $600 billion more than he doesthat's fucking mentalThat's the net worth of the #2 guy, MULTIPLIED BY 2. Fuck me.
My keyboard doesn't have a pound sign. When I need to use the pound sign I have to type "pound sign" into google then copy paste that
>>219181637pussy
OH TAMP ON !!!Mihai would've loved that
>>219181638When you're posting the new thread you post it but also include several of the olds lol so its like multiple choice x
>>219181632He was chopped 10 years ago bruv can’t even imagine how grim he is now
>>219181645maybe we should kill him
>>219181648Just press windows key + vYou're welcome
>>219181637yeahsilence
>>219181404leftypol in the background cheering it on
>>219181648#
>>219181645Elon Musk could give everyone on Earth $1 billion dollars and still have $600 billion
>>219181660Screaming that is a great ideaMight be a little too high effort for me thoughThanks x
>>219181688
>>219181688Nothing is too high effort for you, you’re here for hours every day
>>219181682he could actually give everyone $103 (£76)which is still something
>>219181645>>219181694>more kb>smaller
>>219181698Yeah?
It’s going to be a cold weekend
>>219181637get reading then
/brit/: schizos having melties
spend about 4 hours a day staring at brit on my phone in silence in a dark room just waiting for it to autorefresh
>>219181737screaming
>>219181737have a free (you) on me
bloke in the film i'm watching looks a bit like r bradders
>>219181662how do you know what he looked like 10 years ago
>>219181673This is actually mental(*°▽°*)
RIP Dawson
https://youtu.be/3CJpJTH5lls
>>219181754What heart?
ktiamrn
>>219181762you're welcome(*°▽°*)
>>219181708he must surely pay a stupid amount of tax
>>219181785KTIM
>>219181754that's albert finney
>>219181745why are you screaming you retardcalm downstop screaming
off to the gf store anyone want owt
aff ta bed
>>219181760Was on the Skype group back in the day and saw a few pics of him. I’ve actually seen his willy as well. He was obsessed with a lad I was mates with on here.
>>219181780do you honestly think he pays tax lol
>>219181763sad. cancer is a bitch and colorectal cancer must be especially awful
>>219181793>telling a screamer not to scream
>>2191818051 snood gf please
>>219181808sleep well princess xxx
>>219181805yeah i'll take a gf if there's any left
>>21918180515 5ft size 8 brunette brown eyes no gag reflexthanks
she's streaming lads
>>219181811Nobody should pay tax. It’s your money, you worked hard for it, you keep it.The government would spaff it on boat rapists and communities anyway
>>219181850>she
>>21918180910 years ago you were in a Skype group and someone posted carlybender’s willyDo you honestly expect anyone to believe that
>>219181845
>>219181868It’s true, those were the crazy things we got up to back in the day
>>219181877what you gawping at dickhead
>>219181899>>219181886
*gets a pair of binoculars out to read some of the earlier posts*
What happened to HM Government?
>>219181917Just add "a clue gained" on the end and it's a /brit/ post
>>219181908RIP
>>219181917deshawn keeping irish diaspora liam out of trouble, he the only one who can get through to dat boy
anyone else dress up in womens clothing and fondle themselves in the mirror
best thing about the winter olympics is that there are no groidsthe worst thing about the winter olympics is that they're all faggots
>>219181971yeah lol
*has an ingenious thought*
>>219181971...yh
need to poo but already showered and im in bedkeep farting under covers and because its so cold ive closed to door and windowfucking reeks of shit boys
>>219181976Even the women?
the concept of a gay man who still rapes women because he's just that misogynistic
>>219181976Jamaica not doing the bob sleign then?
This fucker expects us to believe all that demotivational bullshit he posts HOWLING. Might as well post the stories of how immigrants raped a couple on a beach or that they are preparing to implement Sharia law in Clacton.
the Neoliberal bull has logged off...
>>219181782She's got quite a large arse
>>219181971nah sounds fun tho any tips? what kit do I needany strats to unscrub my steez?
Everyone gets to make one mistake
Sir This Fucker
>>219182023fuck off stavros you greasy greek cunt
Guh I have ADHD or something? It affects my ability to buy food in the shop. I must be subsidised by the taxpayer to order takeaways and other deliveries
https://youtu.be/XGgnuk-dt0Q
>>219182050mostly peaceful rapes
>>219182050>we all have 1 free rape cardwhy didnt anyone tell me . have a lot to think aboutwho is yours
>>219181782Post the full dress you coward
>>219182004t. Emma Watson
>>219182023>>219182050auspicious seeing these right next to each other
>>219182079The bastard who brought me into this world
how is this story of a sad divorced comedian not just bojack horseman
>>219182091um
>>219182079they're watching so can't say
getting near bedtime for me de lads goodnight and G-d bless us all for another good night x
>>219182079this lad>>219182109
>>219182088>auspicious
Got my bennies today, treated myself to the new dragon ball z game on my Nintendo gender switch
>>219182026I prefer her arse in the picture on the left
>>219182124more like off cum
>>219182121cant even bradleypost right youre supposed to do this when someone misspells a word
>>219182124should i buy a pass
>>219182129Fucking lush
does it count if you rape the same girl more than once or is it a 1 time only deal
the umbunnies at ofcum
>>219182141Pretending to be retarded on the internet are we?
Split the ballbag open shaving the pubes
>>219180993blud named jase
>>219182162auspicious is a word
>>219182139hold on let me get my magnifying glass outno waitstill cant see shit
>>219182157if it's never more than 30 minutes outside her then you can keep going
Why did he do it?
monglad reeling it in
Rape
>>219182171Alri Ali G
>>219182144It'll be just you and the botnet nonces posting here so probably not
>>219182168my call to the void is just squeeze them til they burst
had like 5 pisses in last houram i diabetic or a piss head
Word is heather's been seeing a new girl. He only just broke up with the last!
>>219182050you forgot the part where he appealed his suspension and the high court dismissed his appeal and found the tribunal made an error in judgment and sent the case back to the tribunal to be heard again
might kill myself :/
>>219182205uti
>>219182218ummypoppieswhy
>>219182212Still bad though isn't it
>>219182227just summit to do
>>219182212rorke's fake news btfo
>>219182205i can relate but not diabetic, just drink a lot of water
>>219182177nice so in theory i could just keep edge-raping (take it out close to climax and then re-enter)are there any other time limits?does she get a break after x amount of time in the spirit of health and safety laws etc
>>>/sp/153392123>>>/sp/153392123>>>/sp/153392123The new as it were
gezundheit!
the bellend is designed for the ridges inside a rectumgood intended boys to practice and release tension inside of each other and only shag girls for procreation
>>219182306>>219182306>>219182306
>>219182205any recent head trauma
>>219182234yeah it is bad, but tbf he was never charged by police and i don't think it was a patient so it wasn't all that straightforward. but the tribunal did find his conduct amounted to rape so i agree there should be more severe consquences
>>219182244not really fake but incomplete and simplistic which i guess is most news
>>219182212>sent the case back to the tribunal to be heard againSo another few years of legal proceedings and no justice?
