LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
>>219226882
Haven't heard from Trump in a while. Usually he's in the news every day
Had a busy day
>>219226873"vibe"coding is the same as watching porn to themmakes them feel like theyve accomplished something
nth for the gyaldem
*bursts into the thread with a gun*BITCHES LEAVE
>>219226905Maybe leftypol finally got bored of banging on about him
>>219226909watching porn makes you feel like you've accomplished something?
>>219226907he's got his arse outwouldn't happen in my day
>>219226925Nah he's usually doing something retarded every day
you know she's right rorkeincels don't even try to get a gf and then whine about their loneliness
mental how dua lipa spam stopped after I posted this image of her next to gypsy crusaderlike brother and sister aren't they
>>219226905Busy fixing our country
>>219226919mad how much lauren mogs
Ultra rare uncle Philly NFT
>>219226939>Omg did you hear about the unhinged thing the man who is known for being unhinged did? Let's talk about it for hours
>>219226949Ah tsantekidou.. rolls off the tongue… proper traditional english name
>>219226949>Tell men to get over their alcohol and drug addictionsthen how would we put up with women!!
might watch fellowship of the ring laterno spoilers please lads
still, could be worse
wow is that some grim wiggy tarts with dead eyes doing a poorly co-ordinated dance in retarded plastic outfits waaaaw saar
>>219226991bit long to start later innit will be bedtime soon
>>219226990sah-fuckin-creaming
>>219226929yeah sex
>>219226922SKETS DEPART
>>219226991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMyPqtFgy94You've basically seen the entire film series now, lad
any man in that has had very concerning thought about amputating their feet and the more they think about the more it starts to make sense?
cupboard is barren. defeated.
been doing one meal a day and its mental how quickly you stop being hungry during the day sometimes not even hungry when it comes to tea time.
>>219227047ktinm
>>219227047
>>219226949>successfulno man cares about that, this is what women seek in men and women assume it's the same for them>since they were 20just not true, women spend their youth trying to be 'successful' and fucking around, then look to settle down and wonder why men don't want them
>>219227072shite though eating is one of the few pleasures in life for an incel slug
had a dream last night that jurgen klopp was trying to kill me
Sir Tony BlairLord Howard of LympneLord PrescottBaron Hague of Richmond Baron BlunkettLord Clarke of Nottingham Baroness Davidson of Lundin Links Lord Hammond of Runnymede Baron Bailey of Paddington Sir Jacob Rees-MoggDame Andrea JenkinsDame Priti Patel Lord Cameron of Chipping NortonBaroness May of Maidenhead Baroness Harman Baron GoveSir James Cleverly Sir Jeremy HuntSir Sadiq Khan Dame Penny MordauntDame Emily Thornberry Baroness Berger
>>219227072When I'm on a cut I barely need to eat. Also having high protein food helps, if you eat slop it doesn't last.
Farage wants people to have more kidsHe also says he'll bring back the 2 child benefit capHe also wants to ban work from homeSo he wants both parents to work full time in an office all day and have a magic fairy look after the kids for free while living in a houseshare Not a serious party. Just boomer bait.
>>219227095I don't follow
>>219227093you should've checked trivago
>>219227112They managed it back in the good old days, why can't you?
Rorke was proven right about pizzagate but now defends the pedos. A curious turn of events.
>>219227112the magic fairy is a third worlder the middle classes defer their parenting to already
>>219227124A boomer could raise a family and buy a house on a single income
>>219227072NoGet help
Was wondering why my living room felt so weird, then I realised I had the big light on instead of the lamp like a fucking degenerate
>>219226949>Men won't even fuck us>Alcohol and drug addiction>taking care of themselves How are they this delusional
>>219227156And so could you if you tried a bit harder
>Nigel Farage, leader of Reform UK, is not generally known as a practicing Christian but has increasingly invoked "Judeo-Christian values" in his political rhetoric as of late 2025.
>>219227132Probably because leftypol keeps accusing people of being part of it when they demonstrably aren’t Just a thought x
>>219227092get where youre coming from but im not an incel slug plenty to smile about in my life :)
Mousey would've had a lot to say about all this....
>>219227178>Just get a high paying job and buy a house bro it's easy Go to bed granddad
has anyone ever tried a really expensive bottle of wine? Is it actually better than normal wine or is it just a load of shit?
>>219227205This mentality is why you're so far behind anon
>>219227132Also proven right about the Jews pushing trans agenda and race mixing on the west, but stands with Israel on genocide. He's an odd fella isn't he
>>219227216>Really expensive>£300Last bottle of wine I bought was £6000
>>219227221yes your strawman is very oddhow convenient for you
>>219227220What's your excuse?
>>219227216>really expensive>£300
He never got back to me, the insolence.
Rupert Lowe has just announced that Reform UK is becoming a national political party, you do plan on joining up don't you lads?
>>219227216I've had a $500 bottle of wine and it really was nicer than the £40 stuff I usually buy, but I wasn't cultured enough to appreciate all the little nuances that really make it worthwhile and you probably aren't either.
>>219227216>(Ythats the kind of wine you put in the cellar for your offspring's offspring to open in 100 years time
>>219226949mental how much women just lie when all the evidence shows that it's their faultfucking hate them so muchhahax
>>219227244What excuse, my mum died and I inherited a house
Mad how there aren't £300 bottles of non-alcoholic stuff
>>219227296Clearly you've never been to an olive oil auction
>>219227216Reckon there's a point of diminishing returns like other drinks. I like an Oban 14 or Lagavulin 16 more than a Talisker 10 but I've had Johnnie Walker Blue and thought it just had to be a status thing. Most expensive bottle of wine I've bought was a £35 Châteauneuf-du-Pape and it was lovely. Definitely better than a £8-15 bottle I'd normally buy (which I still enjoy) but I don't see how much better a £100+ bottle could be
>be me>22 years young>inherited £236.5m>various stocks and shares and a massive property portfolio >passive income of £600k a month >utterly fucking miserableI want to get a part time job at Tesco or something but would feel like a piece of shit for taking employment away from someone that actually needs it, but I'm fucking miserable and need to feel like a real human bean
well 300 quid for a bottle of wine is a lot for me
About to discard this phone so you might see some odd images in /brit/. I have a 5 backlog that is five years old.
Imagine having the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note when you go to see an escort/prozzieThat would be some power
What do Keir Starmer, Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick have in common?
>brits don't elect their prime minister
>>219227318buy an apartment building in central london and invite everyone in /brit/ to live their rent free
Someone living on inheritance or born into wealth telling people to "just work harder and you'll have a house" is the equivalent of a fatty telling people how to eat clean and exercise
>yanks elect their king
>>219227318If you have no hobbies, goals or aspirations then your life will still be shit with tonnes of money. If I inherited over 200 million quid I'd probably still be sat here every day posting here and playing games desu
>>219227342System has worked for 1000 years, no reason to mess with it
>>219227318Just go and bang escorts ladYou could literally have 3 hours with a top tier 'scort every dayOr give random /brit/ lads money
beef strogginoff for tea
>>219227358open the pubs
gymtoil done
>>219227318>3% return when BOE interest is 3.75%have you got mr blobby managing your money sort it out lad
>>219227258 thought he wasnt in reform anymore
fucking hell lads he's in another political crisis
>>219227381What a rubbish image
>>219227350a fan of ad hominem are you?
I've got the poisonI've got the remedy
>>219227318Used to work at a place where one of the admin assistants was a former global banking executive. He'd retired at 45 and been so bored he started taking instructions from me just to pass the time. Rich people are weird
>brits are ruled by a king>the king has no say in how the country is ran
>>219227405The King reigns, he doesn't rule.
>>219227381I'm a retardI got restore and reform confused
>>219227391ok
>>219227379I didn't say my passive income came from that
>>219227405prevents tyrants
follow the white rabbit
>>219227402There's a Louis Theroux documentary in Las Vegas and he follows a rich bloke around, seeing his penthouse and how much money he wastes there. Apparently the bloke got so bored he does uber driving now just so he has people to talk to.
>>219227405the king has loads of power, he could dissolve government, if he wanted. but it would be the end of the monarchy
Which European country would be ideal for me?>A country that has never had clones>A country without overseas territories>A country without a monarchy>A country without kings, queens, dukes, or any kind of monarchical title or rank>A country that uses the Euro as its currencyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro>A country that is a loyal lapdog of the European Unionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union>An anti-Russian country>An anti-UK country
I hate women
>>219227405its sort of like the relationship between the president and the cia over there
>>219227402>>219227318
>>219227453not an argument
>>219227444>it would be the end of the monarchygetting rid of kier starmer would make the monarchy more popular than it has been in decades
alri lads
>>219227451idk estonia or something
>>219227451https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Eurohttps://tardis.wiki/wiki/European_Unionftfy
i tolerate women
>>219227451>An anti-UK countryThe UK
inherited nothing when dadberg died and mumberg has remortgaged the house so she can go on holiday 4 times a year so looks like I'll be getting nothing from her either
>>219227451I will fly to Pattaya and sex sex sex thai women, even dark skinned thais i will sex sex sexAnd if some of thm turn out to be a ladyboy, i will sex sex sex him as well, because he was good enough to fool me and take to his bedroom
>>219227466wasn't making an argument was simply expressing my innermost feelings
>>219227499Ah your parents also fell for the equity release scam too. Let's share the pain together brother
>>219227499You should kill her before the money runs out
Restore Britain.I'm all in.
>>219227313Yeah, a 25 year old Whisky is obviously nicer than a 15 (for example), but the price is, in my opinion, almost never justified.
>>219227505I enjoy your posts
>>219227506appeal to emotion
when you get in to one of these groups there's only a couple ways you can get outone is death, the other is mental institution
just had an absurd feeling of doom when I saw that one of my old friends from school has 3 kids, a wife and a house
>>219227451still on this?
>>219227216Beyond £30 no one can't taste the difference
>>219227525Can't tell if that's an Austrian or Spanish flag
i love women they're pretty and nice
>>219227529*rapes you*
love and cherish women
>>219227540Found out the other day that someone I went to school with, who was a twat, drowned in a swimming pool and died two years ago at the age of 31.
>>219227549they are pure evil
me and the gfme on the right bc the gf is always angry at me
>>219227544Austria mate hahaha
My woman used to be thin and had a nice thigh gap but got chubby as she aged. Wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't so much fat around her chin
>>219227565well that's cheered me upquite funny and probably deserved
>>219227541You fucking Brits betrayed Europe by leaving the European Union.And I want a European country without colonies, without a colonial past, without a monarchy, and that is a lapdog of the European Union.
curling up with a nice warm brew on cold day to watch an hour long video essay
where's carlybender
>>219227318Why don't you do something with the money?
SEX TOMORROW SEX TOMORROW SEX TOMORROW
ULRIKA-KA-KA-KA-KA
>>219227579He's the third person I know from school who died. One was found hanged (claimed to have been an accident) in year 8. Another boy dropped down dead playing football in year 10. No idea if anyone else died, I don't keep in touch with anyone.
>has 3 kids, a wife and a housekahteeeem
>>219227525Yeah, that's the good think about presents; people buy me a whisky I wouldn't buy myself
it's kinda mad that people with tourettes are now extinct and if you ever do see someone shouting about fannies and being gay you know for a fact that there's absolutely non excuse for it and should absolutely 100% ostracize them from society until they put their band back on
>>219227484Why is Estonia the European country I'm looking for?>>219227481
>>219227622i remember some kid hanged himself in the woods behind my school in year 8fucking mental
anyone else live in a council house?sometimes I feel like I'm the only working class scum here
you can't scare me with this gastapo crap
>>219227617I could literally buy anything I want. It has no thrill AT ALL
>>219227624My mate has two kids, a wife, and a house and he's fucking miserable and his life sounds shit.
>>219227597The Czech Republic or Finland (they use the Euro at least)
>>219227622boy in my year died of cancer in 6th formhe was black so I didn't care a jot
where do I go to apply for a position as a househusband (of a woman)
>>219227638just a suggestion
i order big bags of candy off amazon
>>219227405The King does not rule this country. He is a figurehead. The most he can do is repel a law from being passed, but only to an extent. He's nominally in charge of the armed forces but at the end of the day their wages are paid by the taxpayer which is managed by the federal government, which is dominated by the commons. The King is on a tight leash. They even rebranded the government to UK Government instead of HM (His Majesty's) Government, only recently.That being said, they guy is powerful. He owns tons of land and property and has investments that go deep, alongside centuries old ties to the elite of the world. Does he "rule" the UK though? Not really.
>>219227649Build something with it. Don't you have any passions or interests?
>>219227642grew up in a council houseown my own home now, of course
>>219226949guarantee this WHORE would reject any man who fulfilled her requirements
>>219227649cant buy me
*sips*back in my day /brit/ was for brits now it's full of jfs
>>219227672>candy>amazonFOY
>>219227634Have you seen the docu about the scottish tourettes therapy group? Kino
>>219227659If you find out let me know. I long for the day I meet a 25 year old woman with ambition to be a millionaire CEO who wants kids but doesn't want to affect her career by taking time off raising them, so she needs a husband who's happy to fill the domestic role and be a kept man
>>219227686LOOOOOOVE
>>219227624Imagine having five ball n chains around your ankle nahhhhhhh couldn't be me mate.
>>219227541why is he like this
>>219227624you don't shag
I'm straight but I really don't get how gay men find hairy/burly men attractive.Why would they go for that
>>219227675>They even rebranded the government to UK Government instead of HM (His Majesty's) Government, only recently.No they didn't you silly gimp
>>219227676No. When you can do anything and live without any consequences you become NUMB
hitler was the last prince of europe
>>219227642yeah I doright povvo I am
get the pakis remigratedget britain restored
>>219227675>federal governmenFOY
>>2192268822//10 no bunda
>>219227707Sauce packets not being free is jewish and the black lady was correct in burning down the store. The white woman is in the wrong for being a wageslave goy.
>>219227661For me, the only European countries that exist are those that are members of the European Union, that use the Euro as their currency, and that are not monarchies of any kind.
>>219227620Haven't heard that in years
Elden Ring came out 4 years ago
how long do you think it will be until it's socially acceptable to like hitler
>>219227694those kind of programmes are extinct too now. the university of nottingham killed tourettes. thats a whole culture lost. a whole part of people's lives never seen again.
>>219227658I snorted
>>219227235that would be the last bottle of wine I ever bought too
>>219227713Just give all your money away if you're such an unimaginative sloth
>>219227745It was one day after the Special Military Operation began, was it not?
>>219227722I don't know what we call ours, not my fault American English is genuinely just better in it's descriptive powers.>>219227711But they did though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDHulO485kEnya is lush, why do people of a certain persuasion (you know who I mean) not like her?
>>219227756Go on then. Tell me what you would do with 600k a month and infinite compounding wealth
as you no doubt have guessed, I've got my bum out
tourettes has just evolved . coprolalia means shit talk and has simply been replaced by shitposting
think I was molested when I was younger but I can't tell if it's real or if I invented it and schizo'd myself into believing it
the bet
>>219227790go primark x
>>219227806It's the latter, you're too ugly for even the nonces to want you
>>219227806we all molested in life x
>>219227790Buy Primark
>>219227790Travel the world like a budget backpacker indefinitely
>>219227783>not my fault American English is genuinely just better in it's descriptive powers.Well we're not a federation are we, therefore a federal government is in fact a shit way of describing what we are.
The escort I see has got me into Buffy the Vampire Slayer It's alright but a bit too girly Should I tell her to watch Firefly given Joss Whedon also wrote that?
Having a read of thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancellor_of_the_Duchy_of_LancasterAlways found it a bit odd how this position existed and was wondering what someone actually does in that role. From what I gather it's basically the role for miscellaneous responsibilities which don't have their own designated minister
>>219227806well if you're even a little bit gay then it probably did happen
>>219227839It's Minister without Portfolio in every way that matters
Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>219227790buy a cathedral and give it to the catholic church
>be me>35 years young>£23k in credit card debt>no assets>£1.7k/month after everyone takes their share>utterly fucking miserableI want to kill myself
>>219227790Invest in a little thing I call RBRS
>>219227851muh hugbox ;;;_)__;;;
>>219227835Yes, the shows are both great. And I don't know how far in you are but Buffy is elite tv
>>219227318can i have a couple of hundred quid please it would really help
>>219227862evening RBRS lad, how is the stock performing today?
>>219227858Just don't worry bro
new bladee f**ing sucks!!
>>219227745
>>219227790Build a recording studio / live music venue Collect art and open a galleryOpen a restaurant supplied by my own farm and vineyardTour the world for cycling and skiing and other activities Get involved with my local libraries to improve literacy in my community Other philanthropy
>>219227634Not tourette's but I've got echolalia which is often a symptom of tourette's I don't get a band, I just went to speech therapy that did fuck all
>>21922788041.6% since march
>>2192277492045 ie 100 years since the guy died is going so much police overtime trying to stamp the celebrations out.
*gestures toward rorke*that's me in 10 years if i dont lock in
finally a gold medal, gwarn matt
>>219227858>Max out all your cards>Sell all your assets>Begin a glorious life in one of those semi-autonomous countries that only Russia recognisesWhat's so hard about that?
>>219227835watched firefly recently and it's not as good as I remember. sure, the characters are likeable but it definitely suffers from a lot of the episodes being interchangeable because it's only really setting up a plot for further seasons. ends up being a space soap opera
>>219227909
>new money chud complaining about his wealthI miss Craven, he had class
>>219227926Literally me lol
>>219227926advantage: Burns
>>219227745got an embarrassing amount of hours in elden ring but already got more hours in nightreign and that came out less than a year ago
>>219227904>I don't get a band, I just went to speech therapy that did fuck allMy condo -condole - CUNT
>>219227904>echolaliaYou just have autism
How do I open a stocks and shares isa
goign to the honey shop tomorrow and going to gibe the girl there a bunch of roses
yehwe bring the stars out
>>219227961good lad
>>219227451you want ireland it sounds like
Don't think I can mentally cope with turning 30. It seems so fucking grim
Playing Overwatch with the chudette sister and she keeps talking about how cute Junkrat is and swooning over him
>>219227989Nothing grim about turning any age provided you're hitting the milestones. Do you have a stable career and a long term partner who you're likely to marry? Healthy savings/investments?
>>219227994mind if i ask you a question regarding your sister's arse?
>>219227834wot is it then
>>219228022bitch niggas who ask questions like this are never hitting their own milestones
/brit/ offers Matt Weston our official congratulations for winning Britain's first medal this winter olympics
>>219227989You're posting on 4chan on a Friday night, you're life isn't going to get better
>>219227873It's good but seems a bit camp and everything just seems to get played off as a joke with no long term consequences I'm halfway through season 2I can't help but think she identifies with Buffy. She does seem to be that sort of woman.
>>219227994wtf is wrong with your sisters taste?
>>219228056So are you
>>219227858I'm 34 years young (I look 17)Not joking though but can you explain how the bank allows you to be £23k in debt and you can just pay off the minimum each month? I only recently got a credit card and i genuinely dont understand how you can owe thousands to the bank but pay back like £20 a month minimum
I see the bitter incels have taken over the thread
>>219227858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gSI_2MriU
try to relax
>>219228069Dunno but she’s never had a bf and is racist as fuck. Being the only angloid male hero in the cast probably helps. But it’s genuinely getting uncomfortable now I’m not playing with her anymore.
Just want it all to end
Not married because I'm waiting on a wife like this
>>219228095They'll be frogposting in a minute
What do you lads think makes a woman become an escort?Inability to do anything else? Desire for easy money?
>>219226990stay clued up
>>219228123timmy...
>>219228123LOL
>>219228064>I'm halfway through season 2The show is just about to hit its stride, you won't regret sticking with it
>>219228145fuck off back to /britfeel/ you boring little rat fuck
>>219228145Honestly perversion and maybe psychopathy.One told me she gets wet when she counts the money. They get off on corruption, degeneracy, immorality and a lot of other thingpsychopaths. Just nasty creatures
/brit/ Friday night, 8-10 posers all sad sacks?
>>219228194good post
>>219227549>nicet. has never spoken to a woman other than his mother in his entire life
>>219228145It's like asking how does one become a junkie.
held my wee wees in for ONE day ONCE and now i have to wee constantlyfucking sick of it
>>219228201I'm here waiting for my response from multimillionairelad
>>219228211have you ever wonder why you're obsessed with the politics of a country you have nothing to do with?
I did what I did because I had to
Tomorrow we shag, we're just all warming up to it and limbering up tonight aren't we lads
>>219228201im a happy sack
>>219228082>companies compete for your debt with balance transfer offers because you either pay it off or pay interest (literally no risk to them)>if you earn a decent income you'll get more balance transfer offers and higher credit limits>be an ADHD mong with an addictive personality
>>219228196You would get hard too if you counted the money you made out of your sexual prowess, honestly sounds like an anticipated reaction, but you are shut behind your incel christian dogmatism.>>219228240I do what I want and I am not a misanthrope proud of his blinders, you scumfucking douchebag.
>what do you lads think about escorts?>btw the escort i'm seeing likes x>went to see the escort that i'm seeing the other day>escortlad here, btw i'm seeing an escort>hmm here are my thoughts on escorts if anyone wants to hear
the raped
>>219228263What a delightful image
>>219228110wanna set me up with her if she's fit?bet she's a chonker thought
new bladee IS shit
congrats on the gold
>>219228310She’s anorexic actually and makes my mum cry all the time because she’s worried about her
>>219228263Happy sack of shit more like
>>219228274I owed £800 from christmas and I paid off £400 in January and £400 in February. They then increased my credit limit to £4000 but I will never spend that much. Will companies hate me because of this?
crimbo music in the February https://youtu.be/7V8zX7hrufM?si=BtFN7lCFZ7zhPtQJ
neto rapid tappy on hull x
got deal or no deal on
>>219228341Staying in again?
Sex with Emma Watson where she farts during.
>>219228329>companies HATE him
genuinely and actually CANNOT stop farting, it's actually getting annoying
Had a nightmare about the ex.
British lads hit each other with chair (2017)
>>219228325i'll be putting her on a high protein diet haha
>>219228358FUN FACT: You are a paedophile!
>>219228364get the webm posted
>>219228330More like cringe-o in your case
>>219228355yeh x
gopuff don't even charge much more than a normal shop they must be delivery drugs or something on the side
just had a hoot and a bloody great big guffaw over how we have a 'shadow cabinet' filled with 'shadow ministers' as if British politics finna be some sorta JRPG
>>219228388Haha Alri Ziedy x
>>219228400you've just exposed yourself as an immigrant
>>219228400Kek, good post actually that
rorkes ma
>>219228381She’s in her 30s in that pic I posted.
New>>219228429
the cronem doing a viciousdem on the hymens
>>219228431LOL
Was DDR popular in your area?
>>219228431wishing the best for her arse
BBC shilling a yank athlete againWhy
Got the Vivaldi on https://youtu.be/aKRadU-n104?si=SfYJx2V1UURaOPzd
>>219228364god I hate everything about that vid
>>219226882I live in a third world country in my country
