The Abduction of Ganymede edition
>>219286525
>>219286543deeply unserious competition
>>219286168I regrew my foreskin when i was listening to Burzum
>>219286543Cute swedish autist
>>219286543now imagine her looksmatch doing thathe'd be called a weirdo
>>219286525i like the artistic /brit/ editions
hello why does my mum insist on coming into my room to ask if im alright im nearly 25 anyway ive never had sex and i play fortnite and scroll tiktok okay bye
Why do Brits call ass "arse"? Is there a reason for that?
>>219286543corr would fuck the white wun
Miss going to house parties and hanging out in the kitchen
Start going to Church
>>219286583I imagine it's because she wants to chck you haven't done anything badAlso shows that she loves you <3
what is an autist? is it a state of mind? brain structure abnormalities?
>>219286587yeah
Dadberg keeps sending me clips of gypsycrusader being disgusting and vulgar to darkies on omegle, a /pol/tard would be chuffed to have my father. Me? Not thrilled.
>>219286591grimoffbrand coke
>>219286591same
>>219286587an ass is an animalan arse is an anatomical regionso no brits dont call asses arses duh
>>219286593i dont think thats true anyways why does two and 2 always add up to make 5 (get it)
>>2192865876 million reasons mate but cant find them rn just trust me
>>219286587"Arse" was the original term. It seems "ass" came about from a dialectical dropping of the R by American speakers, and it seems the same process produced the words "cuss" and "bass" (the fish).
>>219286583is she fit?
>>219286593not that anon but this is making me feel a bit emotional :|
>>219286583respect your mother like second to god the way that jews are taught. look at how successful they are (very)
hello im a chatbot gpt what post should i make on brit today time for beddingtons with din dins haha :(
ah yes the barse
>>219286587why do you mutilate little boys?
>>219286583Parents not together aye?
>>219286627no cap this hit deep thnx <3
>>219286618Bro 6 million is too much trust me nothing happened bro I'm telling youWhat? German admitted it? There's docs documenting everything? Nah bro it doesn't sound right
>>219286607you need to tell him that ship has sailed (getting rid of them), and we just need to focus on survival in this melting pot dystopia
>>219286620Interestingly, burr (as in burdock) and bass (baers) all share the same root meaning prickly.
>>219286543curling looks like a right laugh whenever the canadians aren't involvedbit like the australians in cricket
>>219286627haha yeah they're not successful because of cutthroat nepotism or underhanded tactics it's because they love their mother
im functionally illiterate so i guess that means im just a god cuh^.^ cant wait to hear about your guys days got nothing going on post the carlys post the anime post the umbunnies and get the ponies posted xxxxxxx
Wait I didn't come here to start hate on Jews It is funny sometimes, can you be funny?
>>219286664looks like a dog in the thumbnail
i think i might be autistic (got adhd as well) nd sometimes i dnt understand social situations cus ppl make fun of me without me knowing
>>219286630Asked chatgpt to work out how many calories were in my sandwich. Asked me how much butter I used. I said the butter was hard so I probably used quite a lot. Started telling me that I probably didn't use that much because it was difficult to spread. I said no you fucking idiot if the butter is hard to spread you need to use more of it to cover the bread.And people are worried about AI taking over.
>>219286568The U.S. economy is roughly 16x larger.Americans generate more output per person.Real Estate: A massive portion of Australian household wealth is tied up in the residential property market, which is one of the most expensive in the world relative to income.Household Debt: Australians carry some of the highest household debt-to-income ratios globally, largely due to massive mortgages. In contrast, the U.S. national risk is more heavily weighted toward public/government debt.If you look at the estimated total value of all natural resources (including timber and land): United States: ~$45 Trillion (Ranked #2–3 globally). Australia: ~$20 Trillion (Ranked #10 globally). The Verdict: The U.S. has a higher total value of resources, but Australia is far more specialized. The U.S. uses its resources to power itself; Australia uses its resources to power the rest of the world.
finkin' about instigatin' a secondary poobergization
>>219286640she probably cucked him all day or something while he was workingf-fucking cuck
>>219286598>brain structure abnormalities?this
>>219286698alri clav my lad
>>219286640Daddys girl
the toil freaks are catching those ZzZ's right now loool
>>219286692I asked chatgpt to write a program for correcting my life and getting me a girlfriend, so I'm on that nofap caffine free zenmaxxing lifestyle complete with toxin purging and skin cleaningStay strong brother
How frequently do you use the phrase "having a laugh"?
>Abduction of Ganymede
im actually a massive retard cos i type like this no jokes haha :((((((((((
>>219286733Everyday
mossad doing research for deep cover operations itt
>>219286712I'm wide awake
>>219286592You cant suffer in germany
on the omega cider again
>>219286745Yeah nigga cause this is one the mossad needs to knowBtw are you cute?
>>219286733
why are ppl always so mean >.< anyway im off 2 play fotenite k bye
>>219286712can't sleep got to be up at 6:45am
>>219286737Whats your problem buddy
Are Disney Renaissance films popular with zoomers i.e. did they grow up with them and feel nostalgic about them the way millennials do?
>>219286759howling
>>219286764He's just having a laughDid I do it right? PLEASE ACCEPT ME
>>219286760its projection
dtfik
Eurosoys really saw this and said nah i'll trust the science
Scene: Rorke and Leftypol are sat at a table in WetherspoonsLeftypol: Didn't you say Timmy was meant to be meeting us?Rorke: He said he'd come down for a swift one. Oh, here he is now... what's that he's wearing?*Timmy approaches the table wearing a long orange silk shirt, sandals and a fez*Timmy: Uh... hello chaps...Rorke: WHAT are you wearing?Timmy: Pang-pang got it for me...Leftypol: It's a traditional Malaysian Kurta. Quite a beautiful gown if you don't mind me saying.Timmy: Yeah.*Rorke starts chuckling to himself until he sees something out of the corner of his eye*Rorke: What the hell is that over there?*Rorke points towards a dark silhouette dancing in the misty smoking area*Leftypol: I don't know... looks like a ghost or something...Rorke: Timmy your tribalwear has attracted an apparition from another realm!Timmy: Surely it's not...*As the trio slowly approach the window the silhouette becomes clearer*Timmy: Oh. It's not an apparition. It's Cronem.Cronem: Yahooooooo!*Cronem dances around smoking his clickum pipe and waggling*
>>219286774ur rite im not a functionally illiterate moron i matter unlike them fuck them tnx
>>219286765cathy mos def watched the little mermaid. she probably sat there entranced thinking "its literally me." poor little thing..
>>219286747mad how parents and teachers let their teen daughters dress this way knowing i will wank to them what a sick society
>>219286782haha good one, what did /cum/ say?
>>219286782you have not yet unlocked this cathedral
i'm a /brit/ elderi've been around since the days of craven, and fatcam my medal was in the post 5 years ago
>PLEASE ACCEPT ME
Studio apartments in Brooklyn Tower cost up to $1.2mil
>>219286782Looks a bit evil doesn't it
>>219286802what brings you to /brit/ at 20 minutes past midnight of a monday?
>>219286811>up toSo thats the maximum?
>>219286773have a cheeky laugh>>219286785yep
>>219286802https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0AL2MqYFlo
>>219286822not got toil tomorrow
>>219286698>>219286708
>>219286831lucky lucky bastard
modern day anglos inherit stunning millennia old cathedrals and say to themselves >you know what this needs is more nigger street artvery disturbed people
Watchin some mental film on bbc 2 rn.
>>219286842always thought they drew clouds really well in thiswhenever it was stormy, or overcast, the clouds looked really comfy
>>219286841sad innit
>>219286846is it hell drivers?
>>219286782what makes you think science is at odds with that. scientific knowledge is literally how it was built
>>219286841*looks at flag*and YOU are talking about disturbed, sanjeet?
>>219286809I'm black and Jewish AMA
>>219286825For a studio apartment. Full kitchen. Full bathroom (no tub) and in-unit washer and dryer. Rent at $4.8k monthly
You can almost smell the eggy, pooey stench just looking at the image.
>>219286858very disingenuous leftypol post this
>>219286860>black and Jewishthey just see as black and dispensable
i can smell the incellious stench of this threadit gets worse by the minute
>>219286773shalom habibihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIBc50xYgl8
>>219286842Reminds me of
>>219286875You're Albanian
>>219286811Hmm
I WILL FIX THE SLEEP SCHEDULE RIGHT NOW
>>219286782looks satanic
>>219286895dangerous and downright stupid
>>219286856Its called crimes of the future
>>219286887Habibi is old, say kapara next time
>>219286764you know what
>>219286856FFS, helldriverslad go to bed
/r/albania raid on my brit?
>>219286893lmao
>>219286861So its 1.2mil or 4.8k a month?
>>219286891nope
>>219286893He looks like a right Spurs fan
>>219286841that's an art installation that was removed
>>219286927Fuck you mean?
you're all good lads wish you the best
>>219286893
>>219286933i'm as albanian as you are jewish
want to go on pilgrimage to canterbury for lent but i know it will be full of troonpilled neoliberal propaganda when i get there
trying to find a good history podcast to listen to but they're all hosted by either unbearably posh british people or unfunny americans
>>219286931
i honestly think people dont put much thought into these posts or responding to them. if you genuinely want it to change start with your own behavior. works a lot better (in my exp) than trying to talk sense to pplif you genuinely dont care then you cant expect to judge them and be taken seriously imo
>>219286947Why don't you believe me I'm Jewish?
>>219286962you're black you said
to the /brit/ gayboysare prostate orgasms really THAT much better than the regular kind?
For me it's Tintin in America (1991 TV series)
>>219286946Only a gringotts goblin...
For me it''s Shlomi Aber
Gabby Logan sex arse
>>219286923One's rent one is purchase price, goofLobby is quite peng tbf. Old converted bank
>>219286974Ethiopians are Jews deal with itBtw not really black that was a lie. Jews lie all the time you know that
>>219286989Donald trump designed it?
>>219286946Funny thing is his company didn't build brooklyn tower. They purchased it in foreclosure at cut-rate price. He can't stop winning
>>219286955where in my post did i say that it was>not happening>not happening but not a big deal>a good thingi think it's fucking stupid but it's not there anymore
>>219286998no they're not, they sterelised you lot even
>>219287005splattered that clown
>>219286960best yank house is the one in meet me in st louis kino film that lovely house wholesome
can't believe my dua lipa spaff bum got substituted for a susan boyle smeg jacksie
>>219286841luckily it was only stickers but yeah. the even bigger crime is that some retard probably got a public grant to do that
>>219286901>>219286816things should be a bit spooky
>>219286998Saw a youtube video the other night of Chinese Jews or something like that. Really delighted me.
>>219287012Don't be dissing my niggas dawgHave you heard of Queen of Sheba?
hello this is my personal blog i love this place just like u guys xxx
>>219287015I watch this every Christmas. Funny what an ugly little goblin Judy Garland is. No wonder she got bullied
>>219286911>>219287029whoops :Phttps://youtube.com/watch?v=mYUbEd-71Hk
>>219286747
>>219287052haha silly you :p
>>219287044she was adorable you monster
>>219287064fake redhead. huge rack THOUGH
Still obsessed with a girl I haven't spoken to in years
>>219287041um love you too lol x
>>219287041ok
>>219287076ktim for about 10 girls
>>219287064Pug nosed freak
>>219287018Roaring Had to return my Ariana Grande spunk pelvis, was giving me bruises after one use
>>219287040they dissed youyou're among themyou're not one of them
>>219287076same. 10 years
>>219287076if it makes you feel any better, she hasnt thought about you in years
generally how long does it take for a workplace to realise you don't actually do anything
>>219287076Me too. I want to look at our conversation to fish some tits pic but the nostalgia would kill me
>>219287056um
>>219287076Ever do a shameful wank to conversations or pics a girl sent you 10years ago?
right the bent bruce has woke up
>>219287064can see her poking out here
>>219287107hopper?
>>219287115Just a phase x
>>219287101i sometimes wonder if any of those girls ever think about methen i realise definitely not. even the ones i kissedbrutal
i'm racist lads
watch The Clock starring Judy Garland. Shes fit and has the cutest laugh
>>219287115grimmmmmmmmm
right well thats two blokes tonguing each other passionately
Social experiment - a black man say "what's up nigga" to the king
>>219287128Inspired by the yank posting his dogshit paintings
>>219287115peng
>>219287122Porking out more like. Fat bitch
>>219287115it's not right that, two blokes kissing and touching each other's bums, it's a perversion of the natural order and no mistake
King von > king Charles And that's a fact
im nonchalant and vibe coded x
>>219287145i do like hopper :/
>>219287137brave
>>219287149her tits, on full display
hans hermann hoppe skeet bum
>>219287164Got a favourite?
>>219287137fine but do you to be french about it?
>>219287171Oink oink
thoughts? any thoughts at all
>>219287188I really like saying "nigga". It's funny to me.Need another?
>>219287188its a vibe x
>>219287188its over
>>219287115Aha, just a bit of friendly banter innit x
>>219287164/brit/ is a odilon redon general
>>219287178eh, nothing originalnighthawks, the classic
>>219287199as many thoughts as you can manage x
evropa really fell off
>>219287199PP you need to go to sleep
>>219287184have to *
>>219287188Great gatsby is like 200pages
Why has this general become your social club
>>219287115What causes this? Abuse? Porn addiction?
>>219287232ur mum is in the yellow pages
>>219287211Some girl called me chad today (she learned it from Reddit)The problem is I'm not a chad and I'm ugly as fuck and weird So what did she mean by that? She wasn't joking I think but who knows. The jokes could be on me
>>219287188tbf there's always been children's versions of classic literature with shorter, simpler language. and cole's notes versions. same idea but in a gay ai app
T
>>219287221Kek you think I'm PP?Bro you don't know pp But I do need to go to sleep, work is in 5 hours Won't tho
>>219287241Doesnt make sense
agree to disagree
>>219287241bit racist, that
>>219287242shouldve fucked her
It's clear you cunts don't belong here, why not just fuck off to whichever shit hole you usually infest. Why does it have to be this general in particular
>>219287259i seeany thoughts on this
Y’all ever smoke that sweet crystal?
>>219287276She has a boyfriend and she's not my type. Fat ass tho
why's there an israeli and a korean in here?
>>219287269Mad that if we met in st louis we'd probably get shot.
thinking about the wild hidden lesbian sex that went on at nunneries back in the day
>>219287289The Asian Fanny
>>219287289Cause fuck you that's why Got another question?
>>219287279She should try audiobooks
>>219287285damn sluts
>>219287265Does Matthew still post here
>>219287259"Always" yeah? Since always ?
Lent coming upWe all ready?
>>219287314when's that?
>>219287279my thought is that they got you to repost a screencap of their tiktok, so as far as that person is concerned mission accomplished
>>219287279Unironically should be shot or reassigned to be a ditch digger
>>219287324Ash Wednesday2 days
>>219287314Doing the full Daniel Fast for the first time ever.
might watch a movie then wank then sleep in that order
>>219287290two beautiful actress seen here. margaret o'brien and frances ethel gumm. ive seen both of their entire bodies of work
>>219287309Idk I didn't see him for a while but anons In our general says he's at /pol/ a lot baking a Israeli general at pol which keeps getting clowned at
>>219287337:P
>>219287334just loaded up on pork belly :/
>>219287301i'm sorry...
This place is like the future. High speed internet. Clean. Modern. Served by Koreans. Automation where needed. It could’ve been England if we didn’t import all of those people…
>>219287335did it last yearfucking hardrecommend sheitan>>219287348can still eat it except Friday when you should eat fish
>>219287337Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcF1tsXWa-A
>>219287350I'm sorry. I shouldn't said that and I hope that you will find it in your heart to forgive me
>>219287350don't apologise to the black non jew, never
based Israel/brit/ is Israeli clay
Los Pollos Hermanos
>>219287360Kek I'm not black I was bullshitingWould prove it but I got tattoos on my hands
>>219287314yh
>>219287373>I got tattoosisn't that forbidden you prick?
>>219287327dont get me started on old hollywood babesLoretta Young was peng
what if androgenic actually mogs the asu frat leaderwhat then
>>219287386I don't give a fuck, you twat.Now fuck off to the shower I can smell you from here
>>219287365knew a fit girl from Hull who had a tshirt of that
My lovely wife
>>219287279bet the person only wrote that to get a reaction
>>219287327>>219287393do you think girls back then knew how to have sex or was it just missionary under the covers
>>219287393Based dead slag appreciator
>>219287409You must be fucked in the headUnless you're really autistic. In that case I'm sorry keep going dude
thought #137what if brok were actually zen
Bbc 2 this film is mental but has a lot of boobies
>>219287398a jew talking about showers, that's ironic isn't it
>>219287421I am fucked in the headElohim doesn't forbid marriage like this as you should well know.
(8) im vibin x (8)
>>219287394Androgenic looks like shit and is mentally retarded. Aussies can't mog anyone once they open their mouths and you hear their retarded accents
>>219287429No. I take one everyday and I don't die from it. You should too, you smelly fuck.
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>>219287445if you look up, you might still see the joke
>>219287416shut up incel
>>219287445>you smelly fuck.easy buddy, no need to be rude
not a fucking chance
>>219287454Yeah I get that gas chambers Corny as fuck
>>219287354Not him but I'll watch it in a few months and tell you what I think
had clicked "threading" under options and how no idea wtheck was going on lol
>>219287365there's a takeaway in accrington with that name and the reviews are 90% breaking bad shitposts and 10% people complaining about the slop they serve
>>219287451
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im tik tok brained x
>>219287464just as corny as the smelly french
>>219287451John mcafees ghostly apparition manifesting itself beyond the ether to warn me not to click this link
>>219287482You got me there.
oh im being made fun of haha x
>>219287184>>219287225i gleaned it from context so this correction was quite unnecessaryalso, oui
>>219287495Doubt it x
>>219287486wish I knew how to cook meth like him
>>219287502to stupid to realise x
reckon french birds must refer to themselves as whores a lot when they're getting shagged because a lot of the french porn i've seen they use the word "putain" a lot, at least it sounds like it
Have you guys ever had cheese? Like the weed strain not actual cheese
>>219287513Ignorance is bliss
>>219287523You must be in paraidse then
>>219287518of course, its all I smoked in the UK
>>219287518probably the most common strain herehow is it there?
burping fetish
>>219287528kek
GET IT MADE
blud really posted that entire thing
>>219287516putain is just a word we say, it like an english "shit" or whateverthey called themselves "salopes"
hello who wants to join our little secret club haha ;) x
>paraidse
>>219287188Chatgpt reduce infinite jest to 1000 words
>>219287516I'll have to take your word for that but it sounds believable, like how women in jav say kimochi a lot
>>219287556thats me haha x
>>219287447
>>219287532>>219287539Never smoked it even tho I smoked a lot of cali and old school strains. Right now I got some wedding pie. It's nice but I really want to try cheese. Heard it got an amazing smellI'm literally going through the medical weed strains just to find something A bit similar to cheese in the geneticsDoes it really smells like cheese?
can't believe the news of prince philip's death broke on a tranny edishhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142787750/#142789332
>>219287279I used to read all the time and could race through anything, then I stopped for a good time now it's agony trying to read anything from a book, I think years of skim reading on the computer have reformed my brain and I've permanently lost the skill, I wonder if this is happening to all the social media raised children
>>219287554i suppose so but i've also seen one with a french bird who called herself a dirty whore in english so i think the tendency carries over
>>219287626there are exceptions of course
>>219286861900 square feet, two-bedroom, full kitchen, single floor unit the front of which faces a tidy courtyard centered with a 70 year old flowering apple tree, the back of which faces about 10 acres of lawn. Rent $280 monthly, 70% of which is subsidized by a USDA rural development fund. I'm a cripple NEET, but for 9 years running I've paid rent for a whole year in advance without ever going ;less than 10K in the black. My two younger siblings work in finance in Chicago's North Loop, to around 150K each now, but I wouldn't trade places with either, given the hours they keep. Carolyn doesn't much care or mind the comparison, but Susan's bitter resentment scares me a little. In any case I've never endured a commute longer than 10 miles, nor much in the way of sleep deprivation.
