It’s legal tender mate
Bought Oblivion on Steam and there's no controller support.Refunding it!
JUST
>>219298562odd lie
>>219298575It is the simple truthRemastered has controller support
>>219298575Only the remastered edition has controller support
Not a fucking chance I'm reading that
why do normoids think that 'legal tender' means shops have to accept it as payment?
He's thinking about black cocks again
>>219298574Not reading this cause I know its just going to piss me off
British Bnuy livehttps://www.twitch.tv/bipsygg
i thought it was called the ballywick of jersey
>>219298574Obvious race fetishist larp
>>219298622>not using stamps to pay the bus driver
>>219298637It will. It's the best rage bait of 2026 so far.
>>219298655A postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.
>>219298682you don't know what legal tender means
>>219298574just went on there most the posts are cuck fetish stories like this what the fuck is wrong with redditors
>>219298574Thinly veiled bbc cuckold fetish posting
Got accepted onto a social work masters course I'm coming to take you away from your mummies and put in foster care
>>219298689I'll make your arse legal tender in a minute
escortmong using stamps from his stamp collection to pay the escorts
>>219298712Fucks sake I'm chortling
>>219298659
rorke what are you like
>>219298733Nobody cares about your gimmick, Tilde
Remember to fast this Ash Wednesday lads, and go to mass.
this country is a prison island i need to find a way to escape but im a skill less neet
>>219298752um how about no
>>219298753Don't need skills to work in a Zimbabwean cobalt mine
>>219298622Indyref2 is inevitable
>>219298752Gave up Catholicism for Lent about 20 years ago nowIt stuck!
>>219298747They all sound made up desu
>>219298775No it isn't
>>219298532Doesn't say sterlingPlaces won't take it and you will wail like an incel in an auditor's YouTube comments about your 'maltreatment'
>>219298775Indyref2 is Rorke’s sleep paralysis demon for some reason, it haunts his nightmares. Yet he also hates us? Doesn’t make sense really
>>219298798said rorke after posting links to that website all across the internet for the last couple days
>>219298798sounds like utter bollocks
Easy mode
>>219298562All games on Steam have controller support via Steam Input But yeah it's not for nitwits to suss out
>>219298830Is this rorke in the room with us right now?
>>219298827Is this rorke in the room with us right now?
Posting Reddit and Twitter screenshots should warrant a ban
apparently rorke can arch that back like a slut
>>219298839Gets blacked onceGets aidsLol
x formerly twitter is down lads
>>219298839herpes!
>>219298852>>219298861alri
>>219298839Girl i knew got herpes losing her virginity too. Very grim
>>219298872Do you wish you were her?
>>219298864This but being canadian in /brit/
>>219298864
>>219298839Wonder if a bloke could find a partner that easily after getting a permanent std
>>219298906Filtering Canadians is easy. Add this to your uBlock Origin filters:boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-ca))
>>219298752>you are allowed one full meal and two smaller meals plus water throughout the day.Screeching how the fuck is that a fast
>>219298839why do women post shit like this do they not realise how much of a cuck it makes their partner look
remember the 2004 Boscastle flood?
>>219298927>t. abdul
>>219298904What u on about u weirdo
muslims make a big song and dance about Ramadan but they only just skip lunch every day lol.
>>219298802Course it is. Theyre starting the rallies up again. If you had just accepted our cash. ..
>>219298919wrong bc of the way new games have different tech which wasnt possible in old crysis
>It’s legal tenderActually it's not. Constitutional nuance isn’t everyone’s strength. It's a perfectly valid currency, just not legal tender in England. “Legal tender” only refers to settling debts in court, not everyday spending. So yes, your monopoly looking money is real money, it just doesn’t come with the legal privileges you seem to think it does. Easy mistake to make.
>>219298929Does she have a partner? Didn't seem to suggest that
>>219298872It's basically impossible to get aids through natural sex, it's probably herpes aka not a big deal at all
>>219298941they should all be killed
>>219298929How does that make him a cuck she got the STD before they were dating not while they were dating
>>219298939Well, do you?
https://files.catbox.moe/t28nww.mp4
the gfs body is so lush, perfect pear physique, absolutely love shagging her
>>219298819>Invokes maritime law and the Cestui Que Vie Act of 1666
>>219298975Such a bizarre thing to even say mate
Just bought one of those robot hoovers lads
>>219298980wish i thought the same about my gfs body
>>219298878promises made. promises kept.
>>219298878kier won
>>219298955T. Not a doctor
>>219298980If you’re gonna lie to the lads on 4chan about having a gf you’ve got to make it tiny bit less obvious than this mate
why is elon musk so obsessed with british politics?
>>219298998You started it desu
>>219299032I don't need to be a doctor this is common knowledge
>me, an intellect: just breathed in some air>/brit/, simpleton: odd lie.
monkeypox, you don't hear much about that anymoreprevalent primarily in the MSM (men who have sex with men) community yet also exhibited cases in 12 year old boys and dog anuses. Quite curious indeed.
>>219298942Not sure what you're wittering on aboutAnyway you're a kraut and a nonce so kill yourself
>>219298798So what website is he talking about?
look lads a yank posting in /brit/ complaining about another yank being obsessed with britain >>219299043what a mug!
>>219298954You didn’t watch the video then to the end
>>219298953Legal tender is accepted as every day spending. That's what tender means dummy.
666
>>219299043Money. Our current government is not letting him earn as much as he'd like to in this market (through workers rights, trade deals, no backhanders etc). So he wants a more friendly government for him in power (I think this week he is preferring Restore?) so he can earn more money.
>>219299036seethe on matey
looking at the footise with a monocle
I could fill up my car with petrol and pay for it with stamps if I've got enough of them
>>219299062It's called something like peace and quietSome other mong will come along and post the link in a minute
>>219299096Evil little post this.
>>219298980Me? I'm a virgin freak x
>>219299113wrong
>>219299062Yougov
>>219299137how was the trekkie brekkie?
Me? Have had sex but it was so long ago new people I meet in life just automatically assume I am a virgin.
>>219299075bro my timeline is all british stuff because of him, elon musk isn't a yank, hes a south african who doesn't understand american culture>>219299103i hope if chuds do get elected like he wants they tell him to fuck off
He's broken out the AI slop now Core temperature reaching critical levels
never even kissed a girl before
You do remember what day it is tomorrow lads? You haven't forgotten have you?
>>219298574Christ that's grim
Me? Want sex but Thames valley police have forbidden me to be within 300m of any primary school or play park.
>>219299170chewsday innit
>>219299170Ramadam inshallah
>>219299185Fucks sake rorke
>>219298976the saga of rorke begins
>>219299185fucking UM
>>219299170Remembering that I time I posted here on a random Sunday morning asking what everyone got their mum for mother's day and everyone panicked lmao
>>219299185spaino mate...
i must learn to be free
any of you still civ-nats? even sargon of akkad is an eth-nat now
>>219299185didnt know you posted here lord mandelson
Wish i bought some crisps when i was out just before
BIG LOVE
>>219299147>how was the trekkie brekkie?Lush. I got a double sausage egg mcmuffin, hash browns, a sausage sandwich with brown sauce and a hot choccy x
>>219299225Never was
>>219299236just order some
My work relies on a lot of taxis to get staff places but during Ramadan it's impossible to get one and the business grinds to a halt lmao
Pictured: British MI19 (Military Intelligence 19) officer prepares to interrogate a German POW shortly after his capture. c. 1942
not very sexually attracted to the gf but shes good in other waysneed a brazilian hourglass type with huge booba and hips to be happy
reform's voter base reminds me of groypers and magatards
>>219299186>>219299189Fucking PANCAKE DAY you numpties.>>219299208ktim
from tomorrow onwards all of the pakis will become even more retarded for over a month
I settled for a fat, ugly gf and honestly it's not so bad. She really can't comprehend why I'm with her and it's made her paranoid about me leaving her for someone better looking so she will do anything I ask of her, it's incredible.
>>219299245do you want to remove brown and black people who are well integrated and kind?
>>219298839foids love filming themselves crying don't they
>>219299295I remember you, good to read you're still together.Did you ever end up having a cheeky affair with the side ting?
mong country full of mongs.
>>219299295perfect girl to shag up her arse
The only incurable STD I am aware of is aids.
>>219299328The answer's simple mate, get voting.
>>219299328protesting is literally for slaves, why do people do it?
mad how much smarter I am than everyone else on the planet
Having a wuppa with some salt n vinagar squares. Lush x
DTFIC is particularly mindraped today. Wonder if he’s ok or if something has happened
>>219299306Show them to me
>>219299379He added a new paragraph into the lore and is now currently off to meet sacked tranny for a romantic date
Any dregs of society man in?
>>219299306no the ainsley harriott types can stay
>>219299379he lives in your head rent free
the people of this nation need to replace their elites within the next few years or we will cease to exist the most likely scenario is western europe slips entirely into totalitarianism
fucks sake I've just posted this in the curling thread on /sp/ by mistake >>>/sp/153488849, was on the wrong tab
>>219299371>No capital letter at the start of the sentence>No full stop at the end>Claims to be smartlmao
>>219299416You need to gain a clue pronto
>>219299381Sir Trevor Lawson McDonald >>219299404fairs
Starmerbros.....it no looking good
>>219299442>black man with A10 eyesTrve son of Hyperborea
I see dtfic is here now. See you lads later
>>219299447What's he done now the mad git
>>21929946478% of blacks in the UK are part irish.
>>219299481
>>219299475u-turn........May elections are BACK
>>219299481Okay
The Ku Klux Klan is the most kino legacy of Scottish heritage
>>219299497his wife is going to be irish and his children will have hyphenated surnames
took 32mg diazepam and slept 25 hours aha
>>219299498He's just taking piss now
why is mid day /brit/ on a weekday always talking about politics
>>219299528office drones are on their lunch breaks or are beginning to slack at work
>>219299528We were discussing the topic of teenage girls earlier on
>>219299528because neeky white boys love to talk about politics
>>219299528rupert lowe has all of us buzzing.
may elections back on the menu boys
>>219298839so inspiring x
>>219299528I'm not
>>219299401>account made jan 2026>based in ecuador
>>219299366negative chin on that lad
anyone had any interesting wanks today ?? :D
>>219299563bro thinks he's on the team :skull:
I unironically would have been one of Hitler's top guys
business idea: create retreats for zoomers where they can't bring their screens with them
Wait, why were the May elections even delayed in the first place?
for the longest time, had the JL crisis on infinite earths 3 parts on the drivedecided today was the day
>>219299680they already did that :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U
>>219299721???
>>219299719corruption
:/
Rorkes da wanks on all fours
>>219299736DC animation, supposed to be big.
>>219299757No idea what you're talking about but have fun or whatever
>>219299753sc
>>219299719Councils have got no money x
end wokeness
by the way it's half term so don't bother
>>219299753Have only wanked standing up for most of my life
https://x.com/RestoreBritain_/status/2023091198605283578
i yield
off to bed
:/ wanker loves his :/
>>219299769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUP4butezo8that kind of 3 parts DC animation
>>219299815can't be going to bed at 3pm on a mondayit not right
Rorke has to make up an AI girl who supports his ideology because no fit younger women would ever follow his chud bollocks
b47d72a77cdca402791bbd4fb0e277fdc73bdd7420a79188694d1935e57fac71acf148270d975c98310292d4887ac84bf12c425897c6b5b66667ceb20577e30, bb87e4dc9a1c78eed36c662ec42869544e64e7177b253ff29be9b4d973b0582d5dbd251391ee5446f1c84a0485eafafa3669bb99f2e5e62c22e51ac8a6bc3ceb
>>219299652i am blud
>>219299841leftypol made up amelia though?
i hate womeni hate womeni hate women
>>219299799How many councillors does your party have
>>219299841arent you in your mid 30s now? this is just strange mate. have a word
>>219299799why have they gen'd her as a 29 year old hag?
>>219299879jawlet tate getting mogged
what if hitler had a bbc?
>>219299719labour werent going to win x
>Two hours after Starmer promised no more U-turns - ministers announce U-turnscream
Starmer has decided to suck it up and allow labour to be decimated in the local elections.Well actually he was told it would be against the law and we know how much of a cuck he is for law and process
what in clartation is blud on about now
>>219299886I’m 23 unc, did I touch a nerve?
>>219299879jogged
>>219299946remember when your dad walked out on your family lol
So this is rorkeBirthplace: medium sized city in the south near London Age: early 30sEducation: useless 2:1 in humanities or English Employment: earning 47k in a dead-end management job in an office park outside LondonHobbies: video games, scale models, making a tally of all the black people he seesDiet: Charlie Bigham ready meals and full sugar cokeEntertainment: "Vidya" and browsing Brit Tipple: magners Irish ciderHolidays: incelwalking in Wales or yearly Thailand tripWhip: ford KaVoting record: loyal conservative until 2018 when he switched to faragism
managed to get lasagna :3
feel like objectivity and facts are dead lads, everyones just lying or misinterpreting somethingits like one big schizophrenic babble
>>219299958Are you well mentally?
>>219298738ktim
>>219299841we are winning tho
>>219299931Do Reform still have the momentum to win everything?
>>219299974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLiPPtxKRAA
>>219299961>Education: useless 2:1 in humanities or Englishthis is the only one that describes me :/
>>219299961>47k in a dead-end management job in an office park outside Londonyeah I wish hahaha
>>219299979didnt ask for the transcription of your childhood therapy after your dad fucked off lol
>>219299979>He says after posting about a right wing strawman for the 50th time today
Goal car
>>219300000a dunelm blessed by the digit gods
>>219300030girls car
>>219300000big digit ting
>>219300000Well thats him sent packing isnt it
>>219300030tasteless, gaudy slop for brainless materialistic mongs
>>219300019Don’t be jealous just because I created the single greatest gimmick in /brit/ history
>>219298574Uttery gruesome.But in all honesty if this situation befell me and solicitors were telling me that I'd have to move out of my own home and pay pension out to the harpie for decades to come I simply would not go anywhere. I would stay in the house and live completely on my own terms and interact with my own children and if she had a problem with it she couldn't do a thing about it beyond leave herself.Would be bad for the kids for sure but utterly her fault.
>HSV-2 (genital herpes) is common in the UK, with approximately 1 in 10 people (10%) estimated to have the virusGrim
>>219298839I guarantee you none of this happened, women literally all have victimisation fantasies. They're deranged.
>>219300054you need a break from this place Adam.
So this is leftypolBirthplace: northern industrial town Age: 27Education: business degree or went directly into workEmployment: stacking shelvesHobbies: drugs, reading, getting angry about things on the internetDiet: pasta and pot noodlesEntertainment: arthouse cinema and wogballTipple: tennantsHolidays: £10 ryanair return flight to Albania Whip: can't driveVoting record: flip-flop labour/lib dem tactical voter, now enthralled by the Your Party
a wank could very well be on the cardsnothing has piqued my interest yet though, so i'm in that pre wank phase right now
>>219300000
>>219300030Me driving that down the M6 listening to Charli and doing the Fodeface aha x licence plate 7M B7NNY x
>>219300072apparently zoomers don’t even use condoms anymore and will shag raw since every zoomer girl is on the pill from the age of 13
>>219299999
>>219300079I need to know the schizo lore behind you having a name for me unc
Someone ITT has herpes
So this is RasheedBirthplace: Kyber Pakhthunkwa, Pakistan OR Bradford Age: 22Education: nobody knowsEmployment: professional female circumciserHobbies: memorising the Qur'an, renting Audis to show off in the town centre, making unlistenable rap music videosDiet: goat curryEntertainment: watching the slaughter of said goatTipple: that's haram mateHolidays: trip to Pakistan for his arranged marriageWhip: aforementioned rented Audi or the busVoting record: whatever the imam says
>>219300072Only non-shaggers are afraid of HSV1/2.It's a nowtbutty
>>219300160Statistically yes
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and in ‘gb’ and posts after 2026/02/16. 65 results found.blimey
>>219299295Sounds very depressing to me, but good for you that you feel differently
>>219300030The good news is the horrific residual values of electric cars mean that this Mercedes EQS will be affordable in a few years
crying and wailing and screaming and flailing
So this is christmas
>>219300142Mad how youre "young" and new but somehow created the term rorke while simultaneously never hearing about paino. Bizarre
>>219300169I'll bet you £20 he was doing it all day sat and sun too. nigga needs a clue big time
rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorkek rorke rorke
>>219300169all me
>>219300169the singular rorke poster is insanely mentally unwell.
>>219300197Unc’s been ragebaited again :skull:
>>219300202>rorkekoo look a shiny!
>>219300197i reckon something bad happened IRL to make his spiral like this. he was always a bit of a weirdo but this is just concerning
I'm a hypersexualised gay freak and I love sucking on and being fucked hard in my shitty arsehole by massive dirty smelly cocks
right that's that sorted then
doing an incel smirk while reading all these posts besmirching rorke
Right then, that's enough political posting and funposting Lowe memes on /pol/ for now. Garn grind some Battlefield 6 for a bit x
>>219300236Hi mihai mate, trust you're well?
>>219300236Had a dream last night I nearly shagged my old best friends pooey arsehole, wonder what it means
>>219300247thats the pulse rifle from Aliens (1986)
>>219300263well thats leftypols wank material sorted then
>>219300261Kek I know x
got schizoid pd :/
they should make guns legal so i can shoot myself in the head
Got a lot of jealous uncs here crashing out cos they’ll never be as creative as me. Imagine the genius mind that not only created the Rorke gimmick but also created spaino im the renssance man of /brit/
Jiminy crickets Batman I'm back at it again with the white vans
>>219300236damn u freaky son :P
>>219300247What is this buck rodgers gun
Cuddling in bed with the cat. Not long woke up
>>219300320posted from a smelly room you're completely alone in and spend 18 hours of every day in
>>219300329halo 3 assault rifle
>>219300319ktim !
>>219300085Literally that Eyup Lovely character, this
wanking to straight porn with only men in it
>>219300340I prefer to call it my artist’s studio
leftypol liking football but thinks he's intellectual about it because he listens to sunday supplement and the athletic podcast
>>219300366Logical
Work with some proper toildrones, meThe sort to still be doing 'decks' at 11pm in their 60k roles lmaoMe? Just phone it in and skive all the time.
andrew neil has just died
Rorke imagining how he’d rizz up the Year 11 girls sat in front of him on the bus while he’s on the way back from his Jobcentre appointment
I reckon everybody with a below average penis should be offered penile lengthening women stop smirking when I pull it out
>>219300400alri spock
>>219300414you are rorke arent you
Alright its time to start gearing up for the newLets improve the post quality a bit yeahThis was a good warmup thread
>>219300433put me in coach!
schizophrenic woman started talking to me todaycouldn't follow what she was saying but she mentioned god, technology and jack nicholson and that her hair was turning blonde
>>219300414Fuck sake Leftypol can you stop thinking about romancing children for 5 bloody minutes
Suicide must be imminent
>>219300430No I’m the Rorkeposter (singular)
>>219300030fuck digital dashboards
>>219300414would just get out my knob which is big in this imaginary scenario
rorke a doodle doo
>>219300409you tricked me
>>219300452missed an opportunity to get her to suck you off
>>219300452would just get out my knob which is big in this imaginary scenario
Honestly think one of the most runtish things you can do is take your kids out of school during term time for a cheap holiday and then complain when the school tells you to not do that and you get a fine.A 'University of Life' move if I ever saw it.
>>219300452>technologyWhen I was in the mental hospital there was much talk of hackings among the schizos. It was a real ice-breaker topic among different castes (of schizos). Like you'd have your 50+ year old woman schizos talking to your 17 year old lad schizos about how they're both experiencing daily Facebook hackings etc.
>they're spreading diseases through the air but the sperm in my balls is an antidote if you want someSchizo suckjob guaranteed
>>219300532>>219300532>>219300532>>219300532
>>219300537
