tom edition
good times for a changesee the luck ive had could make a good man turn bad
>Nigel Farage fumes over ex-colleague's new right-wing partySPLITTERS
WARNING WARNINGTHIS THREAD IS EARLYJANITORIAL INTERVENTION IMMINENTNOT A DRILL, REPEAT, NOT A DRILL
Shower thoughts:Fascinating that American culture seeps into every facet of British society, with the exception of soaps.We do not watch yank soaps.Apparently people watched Dallas in the 70s but yeah yank soaps are alien to us.Queer that.
>>219360397when did morrissey lose his talenthis early solo stuff was very decent
here we are then…the saviours of the british people
keep plucking that chicken
If the freedom to own a gun led you to the mass slaughter of your own children, of what use was the freedom?
>>219360373Might grow a monobrow. For fun
>>219360423yeah you lads all watch neighbours and home and away and support the australian soap opera industry don't you lad?
TROON IN THE DUNGEONTHERES A TROON IN THE DUNGEON
>>219360426went to shit after southpaw grammar
who farted?
>>219360432>brian blackDidnt think they'd be allowed
>>219360475not i
>>219360464Just thought you should know
>>219360458uh neighbours is over grandad holy fuck how embarrassing for you
was half asleep trying to read and felt retarded. none of the words made any sense
just seen a vide of a woman stroking her engorged clitoris as if it was a penis
Just woke up
who the fuck is watching soap operas? alri literal 95 year olds
>>219360516oh, you're a woke
didn't know who charlie kirk was before he got killed and really no one who isn't a yank should know or care who he waswhat happens in yankistan stays in yankistan far as i'm concerned, reckon we should put up a firewall around the yank internet to prevent too much of their filth from getting out and causing mental health side effects for the rest of us
strictly lolcow live and i get my news from lolcow bus personally
we live in a society
>>219360522sent those geezers to the grave
>>219360522cunts at toil will talk about them as if their real
>>219360475
when i was a youngun in my 20s "peak" used to mean shitnow im old and "peak" means good?
Which one of you is this?>>>/tv/218057322>>>/tv/218057487
>>219360493eh? heard they cancelled it a few years back but then promptly resurrected it
>>219360562yeah and they canned it a second time because boomers don't know what the fuck amazon prime is
>>219360557i still don't know if "low" mean good or bad. You're pussyole batty wastemen on fleek if you ask me
>>219360537i want the fit bird to change my wheel then suck me off is that too much to ask in this woke world
the absolute STATE
>>219360588how did you know I watching crubs
sex with weyoun
>tfw you're washing the dishes with your mates and that one lad won't stop going on about enzymeslike we fucking get it you did GCSE biology rorke/leftypol
>>219360599based boomer
getting some racist undertones from these tweets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSpX7eDpxDQ
>>219360588this image is especially effective on me because i'm hallucinating from sleep deprivation and opioid abuse
fackong booze is finsihedfucks sakce
>>219360599as long as they continue to pander to the cringe online right, they are controlled opps
if you limited your news consumption to just MSM, you probably wouldnt even know Restore existed. that has to be deliberate.
>stake knife
>>219360636>undertonesCome on mate youre chasing shadows. Normal political discourse this
>>219360623denatured that freak
>>219360636Right well he never tweeted that
>>219360636Fucked it mongo also fix your text rendering
dimitri van den sperg
>>219360643Why don't you go to bed?
DTFIC is being a proper wang chung in the old
Ok Grok, pan down and zoom in......further.Yes, perfect. Now, make it twerk..
>>219360636>stake knifeWell you had my vote Rupert and you lost it with that mistake
>>219360687grow up mate
hope the ex gf of 4.5 years is happy and healthy wish her all the best
>>21936063610 years ago this was considered a moderate position
>>219360695why don't you have sex?
>>219360636>>219360683careful mate, this could be considered defamation. you're not entirely anonymous on this website remember.
imagine being australian relaxing on the beach and you have worms crawling up your bum. worms in your bum is just part and parcel of being australian i guess
>>219360715
>>219360623>you're washing the dishes with your mates Bizarre
this happened to me today
>>219360729not like anybody in the country would have seen the results of a higher GDP to begin with
>>219360683Sad hes pandering to the left already
>>219360738right well i'm not going to be able to sleep now
Who do you think the first British trillionaire will be? I'm thinking James Dyson. A lot of money in hoovers.
reckon i'll hop on my preferred XXX tube to watch hardcore sex videos
>>219360811when are you going to grow up mate come in this is pathetic behaviour
I have never had sex.Nor will I ever.
*whips out my 05/06 shoot outs binder*
>>219360811ain't that banned mate
might take my plaster off
>>219360599Kind of based. I am at the center of this Rupert and Asmon Venn diagram
>>219360826pscrtim
>>219360840
>>219360772think about this cute little guy instead
Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen
that rubber thing on the side of the pullout keyboard tray keeps falling off
>>219360840so you're retarded
Beddy bo bo time x
>>219360850du bist schwul
>>219360729>brexit destroyed the economy>scroll down a bit>turns out it was actually the lockdownsevery damn time
>>219360098fucks sake I want a gat too
>>219360840thank goodness lowe is courting your vote, which british constituency do you live in?
Makes me giggle how many fake accounts there are online that pretend to be Gazan so they can get money off bleeding heart mongs
WE WALK BACKWARDSSAY NOTHING
>>219360850We want to complain to God in HeavenLord, have mercy!That we can't beat the priests to death,Lord, have mercy!Spears advance! Forward march!Raise the red flames upon the cloister roof!
favourite non-harry potter Emma Watson film?
what is an appropriate amount to spend on condolence flowers?
mad how shit JAV is nowadays
>Chapter 15
overwatch domina sex arse
Arsenal bottling the league are they
>>219360988go cheap, they'll be to upset to notice anyway
>>219360912I will have you know I have dual citizenship and am registered as an overseas voteryou WILL be expelled, Jamal
>>219360850
>>219361013
>>219361005they actually areoh my days
>>219361002This is a selfie
>Arsenal Football Club
>>219360988it's the thought that counts, so only what you can afford. but check that they haven't requested charity donations in lieu of flowers
Gen X Soft Club
>>219361049sc
theyll still win it
Sir Arse Play
status: snappin' 'n' trappin'
eating pizza
>>219361049roar
Sir Fartpunch Tonguebox
Watching rumpole of the bailey. He's trying to convince the judge that the 15year old girl seduced her teacher. Shes 15 and 364days old defence is used
>>219360984I've only seen Perks of Being a Wallflower and Beauty and the Beast, but she seems slutty in The Bling Ring, so I'll go with that.
not pleased that I had to turn off my ad blocker to post
Visit Beverley
almost forgot about hockey, were winning 1-0 (against sweden)
rumpole granger
>>219361105Who's Beverley?
might become a christian and only believe things which are biblically true
>>219361105Make it into appartments x
east side is de best
The s-curve pussy wrecker and White Water couldn't get it wetter
titch
>>219361095>she seems slutty in The Bling Ringdont think she shags but she has a bit more of an 'attitude' and is bit more fun and flirty while committing crimes. Also has a shit American accent
https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/2023958874902941959
nice house
Not the brightest spark are you
>>219361011My aunt might not notice but other family will and I dont want them to think im cheap. >>219361051Reckon about £40 should do it. It doesn't say anything on the death notice about donations.
Curling is the only Olympic sport that matters.
>>219361119The feminine name comes from Beverley in the East Riding of Yorkshire, ultimately from an Old English term meaning 'beaver wood' or 'beaver stream'.Beverly Hills was named after Beverly in Massachusetts, which in turn was named for Beverley in East Yorkshire.
pencilling in a JAV wank at 23:15
>>219361105Looks like a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints temple. Based!
Roll my blunts thick, like I like my bitchLick my blunts and spit, like she do my dickAttempted murder dick, for ways I choke chicksSpit it in her eye make it hard to focusKiller Mike gonna calm down, things gonna get a little crazyOl' girl might yell rape, G, you might as well give her a throat babyGoop gobbler, goop gravy, no dicking her down to the groundNow you doing the Dirty South, know what I'm talkin' aboutBig Boi, my mentor, hear what you hollering aboutBut fuck that, I'm looking for love all in her mouthNeed her to gobble up jism, like school lunchesNeed her to take cat beatings and throw punchesLike a swarm of locusts, no hocus-pocusYou wanna approach us, buzzards and vulturesWe two of the dopest mic controllersStack big bank, honey foldersEven wit' rollers, I'm trying to told yaEven loving lavish leading ladies leaving landmarksOf lemon-lime lip gloss on your lavender lapelsLeaping lizards, keep me slizzered, my mind's expandingReady to rappity snapping, snapping and trappingThat's just what's happening
bit it up for me main man, andy, who has finally got his hot-wiring badge AND his advanced swearing badge
just unblocked an advert
Just found out my friend diedWhat the fuck
>>219361204please learn something about architecture before embarrassing yourself again
>>219361047you're too cute i couldn't resist, but i promise to stop abusing my position at gchq. i won't post any more of your selfies
rorke watching the young bob debate and saying out loud “holy shit someone make this guy prime minister”
nth for Yuno
>>219361222kind of thing that would happen to meexcept I'd find out 4 months after the fact because my friends don't really like me
mate of mine had a wallaby for a bitcute little thing, it would do tipple tails into her bag
>>219361222How?
>>219361162Women say this without irony
>>219361234Corr that looks heavenly
>>219361184i fuck she
>>219361258ktim but in reverse
>>219361227Check this temple!
>>219361271We're not sure yet he was on holiday
>>219361300in reverse?you'd find out very soon after?
>>219361276not wrong though is she
>>219361304
>>219361276he was asking for it tbf
Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
>>219361002then you come home to this huge fucker like the chimp that suddenly ripped the face of the owner off
>>219361320>Why was she wearing a short dress at midnight she had it coming
We don't have to burn our city down. But what we can do is go to your banks tomorrow. You can go to your bank tomorrow. And you can say, "Until you as a corporation start to speak on our behalf, I want all my money. And I'm taking all my money to Citizens Trust"
>>219361308fell off a balcony probably
>>219361105it's beautiful
bit quiet in here tonight
am sub human x
>>219361318No. When I die.
This LDS temple looks like the perfect spot for a Saturday morning walk after grabbing coffee from a local joint with your gf
>>219361343wtf
>>219361342This is the new OCD routine now is it
>>219361375Ah yes. American architecture
>>219361359Also a good question.
In June 2017, at Glastonbury festival, Mike endorsed Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn in the 2017 UK general election.
>>219361375*gfs
>>219361375state of it
>>219361173that should be just fine. condolences on your loss
>>219361405San Diego, California.
Mike was arrested and booked for misdemeanor battery following an altercation with a security guard on February 4, 2024.He completed a community service requirement, thus avoiding charges.
>>219361375Did someone forget to colour it in?
who tf is Mike
>>219361415>San Diegonot a state that, is it mate?
>>219361426Mike
>>219361375um...can see my window from this photo
>>219361431it's in a right state these days lad
>>219361420they tried to camp on a staff parking lot but misjudged the situation because they thought it would be desolate during the winter
>>219361375looks peng. yanks have so much more pride in their environment than we do
>>219361375Looks more like Ganon's Castle to me LOL
Here's one of the LDS temples we've got in Preston, England.>>219361431California is a big state.
>>219361426>>219361459Mike and his wife, Shana, opened a barbershop in Atlanta on November 1, 2011.
oh my god charlie kirk has been shot!
I own an island off the coast of Costa Rica
>>219361473Vile beyond belief
reckon my dick is bigger than seth gamble's, how come he gets to shag all the fit bints and i must die a virgin?
found a rather nice kiwi lass on xhamster who posts videos of herself gooning to all sorts
WATCH THISWATCH ME GO
>>219361473did they spray the grass green?
>>219361473can you post the one near my flat please
did you lads know that the oldest surviving mormon church is in worcestershire
>>219361426mike hunt
>>219361412Thanks pal
right well that's spur.us and mcl.io on the ublock allow list
Not cum in 3 days despite goonmaxxing
In June 2015, Mike briefly ran as a write-in candidate to become the representative for Georgia's 55th district in the Georgia House of Representatives.
>>219361276it's a form of mental self defence. if you can always pinpoint how the victim could have prevented their misfortune, then it gives you the illusion that you are in complete control and your loved ones can be kept safe from all harms, even random unpredictable harms
Ade Adepitan sex arse
>>219361529i've spunk every day this week so far
>>219361547:/
Mike refused to support Clinton, citing her pro-war record.
>>219361295it does. i miss the sun
>>219361506Do you live near the LDS temple in London?
Visit England
Honestly crazy how getting an emoji like this from an escort has put me in a good mood.
Mike has five sisters, including LaShunda and Lovie.
>>219361551just feels like an orgasm isnt worth it. I never feel better afterwards the few seconds of pleasure arent good enough
What a jolly chap
that ssri stare
>>219361568Went on holiday there. Lovely
/brit/ is creatively bankrupt even spaki just spams tiktok and twitter slop now
>>219361343ikr some of those kangaroos don't mess around
Brigham Young was a fascinating man.
>>219361583ktim
sir colon cleanser
>>219361580delivering us delicious meals. he deserves a knighthood.
>>219361584same as it ever was
>>219361566um...you might be doxxing me there mate
The dream team. Restore dont stand a chance
>>219361506Do you "enjoy" the Hyde Park Chapel?
>>219361566used to live next to the one in south keni went inside once and theyve got a basketball court inside
>>219361606>brownoids partake in your chuddy political coalition
shower toil it looms>>219361585rather thick cunts because they can't discern a reflection
get him freed
>>219361592Did you go to cragside too?
>>219361624...not sure you should be posting this sort of thing
>>219361582she's made for it
>>219361649dont believe so
>>219361636>>219361624this is the one where theres a basketball court inside
and the latest from the pub in Liverpool with the webcam?
>>219361647UH HUH HONEY
>>219361636based imperial lad
>>219361571in the running for worst /brit/ gimmick of all time
>>219361678>imperial...yhsecond best university in the world
>>219361650Let's meet up. Grab coffee. But first, your full government name?
smoking on that multi-organ failure raspberry skunk nigga pack
huh. this lds temple in canada looks like a soviet mausoleum
>>219361701woke up earlier and genuinely thought I was having a heart attack cause my chest hurt so bad
>>219361697ok meet me at the v&a tomorrow?may swing round the temple for some b-ball after
grimes and nick land finna linked up
>>219361712did you do the upside down on the settee mark manoeuvre
the new>>>/g/108183555
woke this morning
>>219361749no i just got out of bed and I was okay
the catholic girlies are posting their ash wednesday selfies
>>219361763verily, verily they have their reward !
>>219361735and nick mullen comes in with sam hyde and they all do an impromptu podcast but they don't have enough microphones until bronze age pervert walks in with with a box of podcasting equipment and they record a 10 hour long podcast corrr
>>219361711nod base eh
katy girl neck was smellin' sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup
>sharteta
why do horses love water
>>219361606Doesn't this fella just steal candidates who jump ship from other parties? Wanker
>>219361763cringe larper
>>219361763knulla i prutten ligg we would say
>>219361643it was a kangeroo not an aborigine. have you tried being less racist
>>219361778um
>>219361774
>>219361732Haha, yes definitely.*Stands you up*
hate catholicism
>>219361808don't think kangaroos take issue to hearing a recording of their dead relative eh
>kangeroo
nth for the gyaldem
>>219361845looks like that trannard
Genres: Southern hip-hop, gospel
>>219361774kino
>>219361845munted bloke with hair extensions and a neatly trimmed cock
>>219361755Was actually looking for answers to that
>>219361832:(
>>219361585very scarywhy these creatures exist?
dashska smoking on that shi cuh
>>219361842yh? got issue with that?
>>219361775also reminds me of hindu temples. bit garish
at least one australian has to have tried fucking a kangeroo
>>219361845any pics of alyri
>>219361857udio prompt
school girl socks
any ashes man in
small wooden horse
>>219361890God wss just having a laugh in australia.Um maybe a giant mouse that jumps around instead of walks?A hedgehog that lays eggsA badger that does square poos
its not spelt 'kangeroo' dou moron
>>219361925Mike's genres
>>219361763Not sure Ash selfies are in the spirit of penitence
>>219361945
>>219361945very dry hair
>>219361945gets on my knees
>>219361914>>219361930
>>219361918
>>219361940
FREE shipping! Buy CWLTSHC tee from Urban Dictionary Store. Custom printed tee with definition. $32.95, 6 colors available.
baking that NEW boys just gimmie a min
love anime
jobcentre wanting me to be there at 9:30am is genuinely evilsadistic cruel people
>>219361940>>219361986omg I hate this pls delete its making me sad
>>219361987ummies
>>219362010Bottom
>>219362006could be worsecould be 9am
>>219362006ill be at toil 9am sharp 5 days a week for the next 40 years or until i die
>>219362006I have limited capacity to work and haven't met with them for nearly a year
>>219362008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOS6kfR9u4s
>>219361987how have you NOT bought a mug of that yet?
>>219362006tell them you can't make it
>>219362040cant afford it :/
>>219361987skirt so short you might see her bellend
>>219362036"at"
>>219361987i see the bulge
>>219362036clicking accept on a zoom call and getting back into bed with your cutesy sleeping mask on is not back breaking toil
really need a boyfriend
>>219362062that’s the best part
>>219362074>>219362074>>219362074
wake me up insidecan't wake up
>>219362001can't love anything right now
>>219361836but maybe they should >>219361842i can't be expected to pay attention to my spellcheck on top of everything else it's too much
