Restore Empire edish
Luv the second half of this me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIo7WHZJ4gs
>Reform mayor courted US oil and gas executive about fracking in UKWhat a great bunch of patriots, all desperate to flog the country off to US corporations any chance they get
in bed, bum out, asmr on. night ladsx
>>2195088291.5L but it was a cheaper deal with it than it would have been without due to a discount
>>219510634*licks your bum*
GET THAT MONG FILTERED>/katy|cronem|\wdem#|m2|m4|bulb(o|ou)s|(sn|t)appy|gherkin|onyx|(cr|y)odie|hymen|crimson|timm(y|ie)|heatherposter|rosenior|cvp|yung yung|bellingham|baton|emtoo/i;boards:int;reason:hidden by ziedyfilter;
>>219510646
>>219510632Drill baby drill
penis dropped off in the showergot it supercluged on now
Timmy's crush
>>219510615al brek ye dewn ye clewn ye
how to make friends uk reddit
>>219510687
The Fodenpussy
>>219510387My favourite are The Dambusters and Bridge on the River Kwai.
Can’t stop thinking about drinking
>>219510683
>>219510637are you the one who used to post their uber eats scams late at night
sir rosenior speakinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjT0G4K6KvE
horny cat outside going waw waw waw
two of the pengest slags I saw today one had massive tits massive arse but a face that could kill a horse other had the prettiest face I've seen in months fuck even her hair was hot at shit but her body was nothing special god playing tricks on me why couldn't they have been just one perfect woman
yeah this wien has barely touhed the sides so sfuck off
>>219510688*gives you a hug*
>>219510715aw :)
>>219510715appears to be a little negro gentleman
always thought i was good looking but now i realise i'm ugly
>>219510652
>>219508700great film. kubrick is probably my favourite director
leroy x hetty
>>219510634ummy
>>219510794bet heatherfreak wanks to these
>>219510805for me it's barry lyndon
>>219508700Seen Rob Ager's analysis of it? Well worth a watchhttps://youtu.be/T61ZfLMJUMk
>tfw u hear di hymen snapmmhmm anuva one sorted
might watch this but it's almost 3 hours long like
white people be like>reccommends you a youtube video
>>219510832fit
done that rice purity test and got 60
/brit/ is unironcially finished, isn't it. I've been on 4chan since 2007. It's sad to see it's downfall.
might grab a 9pm tesco meal deal
wen mt display batty
>you are profoundly mentally ill. you should really be sectioned and forced to take medication for your BPD.
>>219510852Shit up you virgin
>>219510034>>219510038I lost my virginity to her so I feel attached to her.
>>219510852we all know who is to blame we all know
would be ok having a job i don't like if i could come home to someone i love. instead i'm just alone and not really building a life just gradually accumulating money for myself
>>219508677Hearts of Iron IV fantasy path, along with annexing Ireland again like it's no issue and nothing of consequence
>>219510867never you honey
should listen to more musicshould read more booksshould watch more moviesinstead i feel sorry for myself after mindlessly watching youtube and posting on brit for hours
>>219510884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoCZY9GRlD0
>>219510867who are you quoting
>>219510917ktim
>>219510917bet I could shag your arse with my arse up your arse
>>219510711Na thats not me, sorry. I've never used ubereats in my life. My colleague offered me a maccies lunch once and did it through ubereats and some retard indian mong drove around the block for ages trying to find us. Then my colleague spent 15 minutes on the phone with him and he arrived without the drinks. The food was stone cold and horrible, went in the bin. Never again.
Timmy Snr calling the Gherkin reception asking where his daughter Katy is LOL
reminder that "mt" refers to "minus two" that beng 16-2 i.e. a fourteen year old girlziedy is a paedo
suns coming out was hot out hot
heard you want her hymen backha, shut the fuck upheard you want her hymen backnuh uh you can't have that
>>219510912well it wouldnt be would it, no one would even notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLRikLU7m5A&list=RDyLRikLU7m5A&start_radio=1
>>219510922this is layered this is deepamerican imperialism foments mass immigration to europe
>>219510967
Sounds grim but I’d shag Bonnie Blue
>>219511024someone's got to do it
>>219510967you're weird
>>219511024What about Bonnie Prince Charlie
>>219510951is fun being able to summon a brown person out of the ether though
>>219510979LOL
heathernonce is irish diaspora
>>219511005screaming
rorke eating porridge for dinner because that's all that's in the cupboard(i am rorke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcTjTGnfQRc&list=RDVcTjTGnfQRc&start_radio=1
want to try cocaine but I have a terrible feeling I’ll be unlucky enough to do one line and then instantly have a heart attack and die
https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>219511091lol dat look of pity mixed wid amusement
>>219510988yo they call the nigger manthats because im a nigger, manblacker than black, front to the backwhite on my feet, my gibs are on tap
>>219511121try doing star jumps instead
>>219511121more like you do one line chat a bunch of shite you’d usually be embarrassed to chat then have a weird chemical taste in your mouth
>>219511121reckon i would do the wrong size of line
>>219511129its not diego day what are you doing here
It’s over
>>219511144
>>219511177it's just begun
never done any illegal drugs me
>>219511177i accepted that years ago
The Unholy Trinity
>>219511091
>BREAKING: New York financier Jeffrey Epstein's name is mentioned at least 1,000 times in the Epstein Files
>>219511196based virgin
im thinking about having sexual relations with claude
>>219511210
diego pissed beyond all recognition on a tuesday nightwhat a fucking disgrace
>>219511203go on Jamie, get your three stars, then maybe I’ll take you seriously
why is the spam and the foren flags worse right now. go away
>>219511210:)
we on dat hi pressure
she wants me
>>219511240got bullied out of britfeel
my life is flipping crap
Claude Littner sex arse
>>219511240crying is equally if not more annoying
nofap is so hard once you've experienced the dizzying heights of a sissy porn dress up arse wank
china will save the world from the jews
>>219511288ktimmagio
Sudden death from a single use is rare, especially in young healthy people. But it does happen. And when it does, it’s usually due to: • Sudden heart rhythm disturbance (arrhythmia) • Coronary artery spasm (heart artery clamps shut) • Stroke • Seizure • Undiagnosed structural heart issue
>>219511290Why am I not surprised there's crossover between bronies and cringestorm
>>219510966what was the prompt for this one wodie xx
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
6am Uber to the airport reserved for Saturday
just found out that scallywag is some yank slur and not a pirate term
>>219511315:/
>>219511344The 'I prefer Asian girls' phenotype
right that's me feeling sufficiently tired
There’s a chick-fil-a opening near meAny good?
>>219511371off you go, nighty night laddie
never seen a japanese restaurant run by actual japanese people here, it's always chinese and koreans
>>219511347cheers mate but tell your mates and not us
>>219511374cringewish it were a mixue
>>219511389there was a Japanese food stall in Edinburgh that was run by a Japanese father and daughter
>Reform UK promises to scrap flagship Labour worker and renters’ protections
>>219511407you said you weren't going to do this
thinking of trying to scout out a japanese girl on hinge.
rorke walking into a japanese restaurant, taking off his shoes and bowing
>want to fight iran, russia and china>cant even operate a toiletus of sewage
>>219511448that's called respect
>>219511479>fight iranclueless
>>219511448leftypol making lots of "bomb“ jokes so the owners can hear
Pick a country
>>219511448https://m.youtube.com/shorts/zQ-9IE6cIF0
>>219511513even the robot runs a mile, tragic
>>219511441A party of boomers desperate to make their grandchildren miserable
So lonely So alone
hate how bad farts smell when you have a poo crowning
>>219511551he’s activating
>>219511551Is “yam” a real verb afro-caribbean people use or did you make that up?
>>219511561we are alone together
sir peter mandy and mr mountbatten windsor having a laughgod knows what theyre laughing aboutpaedo shite no doubt
how do I dominate ChatGPT
>>219511585>… and then Del Boy falls through the bar
>>219511585what like school girls
>>219511600we can't help you if you don't post the uncensored screenshot
>>219511600try dominating your smeggy bedroom and personal hygiene first rorke
>>219511600get on claude (female) mateclaudes into me
>>219511616Timmy's brother-in-law
the nail next to my big toe seems to be a double-layer with an extra nail growing on top of another, but kind of joined together. it looks a bit like a bubble and hurts a bit. reckon it'll go black and fall off in a few weeks or months
visit greenwich
i am 31 years young
>>219511643you would
how do all the sensible scientific atheist redditlords cope now that it’s confirmed we are ruled by cannabalistic pedo jews and the second in command basically ran reddit
me at the bar (pub)
>>219511643i would, but only if he didnt speak, because itd be an instant turn off as soon as he starts speaking in that grufty noel Gallagher accent
>>219511540blockedboglad having a bloody nightmare
>Research indicates that BPD is over-represented in prison populations, with estimates suggesting 25% to 50% of incarcerated women may have the disorder. isnt that interesting
>>219511744yeah? mental that*does a 180 and walks off*
I’m a good person.My parents raised me right.
any of you chaps know of any songs that are complete shite but have one or two good bits in it that make it worth enduring the rest of the complete shite song
>>219511759bookmarked for l8r
pulling the foden face at 9999999999999999999999mph
>>219511768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu_52bFE29s
swing lowsweet cherry make it awful
Time for one my famous ‘poowanks’
>>219511785scr
best peep show ep?
foden cum face
>>219511833wedding one
checking the flightradar24 rnbig things happening.
>>219511869did the plane leave the runway?did the plane make a safe landing?riveting stuff
>>219511833The one with Darrell the racist
Sir Maimy Wank
I have such a big head wish I didn’t have such a fucking big head
>>219511887sent that plane freak flying at 32000 feet
>>219511913sniper's dream, they call you
Worst posts>Tier 1: Thread-killing slopThese add nothing and actively lower the signal-to-noise ratio.Phimosis oversharingEvery time. Nobody asked. Nobody ever asks.“Any Peng Asian Tings in?” + follow-up spamBoring, repetitive, and instantly drags the thread into webm hell.“extremely low quality post”The laziest possible criticism. If you can’t do better than this, don’t post.>Tier 2: Forced edginess / shockpostingThese aren’t clever, they’re just reaching for a reaction.One-liner extremism / atrocity denial dropsThey don’t spark discussion, jokes, or even outrage — just dead air. Pure attention-seeking.Escort gimmick postingEven other anons are openly bored of it. When your own board calls your gimmick “the worst yet,” it’s over.>Tier 3: Prolonged slapfightsThe worst sin on /brit/: making it about yourself.The grammar correction phone autocorrect “are you going to be helpful” spiralThis goes on far too long for how uninteresting the original mistake was.Passive-aggressive reply chainsEspecially when neither side is actually funny — just rattled and posting through it.
>>219511513Frodo resisting the One Ring be like
I’ve arsed up my life
>>219511869big things have been happening for weeks around iran, all those russian and chinese military cargo planes constantly going back and forth what could be on them?
reckon the apex of jewish perversion in america is to be found in hollywood not the banks or israel lobby
>>219511952These are adults doing this.
>>219511957Arsed it up big style
>>219511957just take it easy tomorrow, you can start fixing it the next day or next week
hello my literal enemies
>>219511952https://www.crestresearch.ac.uk/projects/mining-the-chans/
there should be a thing like school for adults where adults who fucked up and messed around in normal school where they can just do everything again and become smart and then go to university and fix their life
i've bollocked up my arse
on a generational yam
>>219511826disgusting mutantall dogs should be drowned
oppa gangnam style
ive arsed up my bollocks
>>219512042virgin post >>219512046shagger post
>>219512042Happy Ramadan bro
I've spaffed up my arse
>>219511957do you care? do you expect us to? 60-70% of the earths population is in a worse situation than you and yet you expect pity or for someone to give you a hand out.sort it out, genius
i've shited up my fanny
>>219511260Don’t you have to use your phone number to make an account with Claude?Uh oh
utterly fucking arsed my life up lads
>>219512070Even some little sweat shop worker in China has a better life than me. They have a job and therefore a purpose they probably have mates at their job tooI have none of thatThis idea that somehow my life is better than everyone in the third world simply because I don’t live in the third world is RETARDED
>>219511585This is Epstein's best pal with the person who will become OFCOM chief, who gets to decide what is disinformation, misinformation and "malinfornation" in the UK. She gets to decide what gets scrubbed off the internet, including entire channels. Any questions?
Shitting up threads on a message board is your best achievement in life. Grim life.
“Kill those f—ing Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives""Kill those f—ing Yankees who ordered them to torture""Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law, and fathers""Kill them all slowly and painfully"—- PSY, woppa gangnam style
>>219512111sweatshops moved to india and Bangladesh bout 15 years ago mate
i've fodened up my face
i'd like to be a little chinese rice farmer
the lord mayor of sheffield
>>219512041bit out of date
>>219512140You got the point tho
>>219512107same ahaha
andrew mount my batton because you're underage and im a pedophile windsor
>>219512157not my image sleepypups
>>219511952should be posted in every thread
>>219512111the point is, you have the ability to change it easier than someone in that situation. >for most specialized fields, you could be better than 70% of humans alive in about 20 to 100 hours.The reason this number is so low isn't because you’re a genius—it’s because 70% of the 8 billion people on Earth have zero experience in the specific field you’re choosing. However, the timeframe changes drastically depending on whether you are competing against the "global population" or "active practitioners."
>>219512111I imagine the average news-reading experience in China is illuminating in comparison to what it is in the west, a psychic onslaught of blackpill orwellianism
>>219512192oh you're back
normalise getting a job with your ex's dad and becoming his drinking pal to annoy her
>>219512224playing fantasy life :)
>>219512213china is just a superior civilisation, hands down. they lagged behind in technology for a while which allowed horrid white demons to dominate but that’s behind us now. soon they will reclaim their rightful place as centre of the universe
>>219512192loverly adams apple on that monstrosity
i'm a fascist
i'm a low tier normie chud
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and have a blowout.
farming chaos sanctuary on the warlock while watching narcos
once you own a home time suddenly slows down. weeks when you've to survive between mortgage payments slow to a crawl and on top of that every rain drop feels a thousand times heavierdont do it
ruby and blakeney frotting
lovely little nazi she ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le4IoWDGNIM
Have you finished your tantrum in the thread
bed time soon
>>219512277?
was trying to watch jojos bizarre adventure but couldn't get into it9 episodes ingave upboring just endless dbz-esque powerlevel fights ź
>>219512267and do what instead
>>219512319they both have cocks
has baby calmed down a bit now? x
>>219512331everyone rents from a social landlord under communism as nature intended
hate white peopleanother 20 years you lot will be speaking urdu
>>219512336...yh x
prob wasted a good 2.5yrs of my life when i first moved out on my own. i was so cautious of going out into the real world, spending money, etc. i spent 99% of my weekends walking to lidl, getting food for the weekend, and just spending it indoors doing nothing. i just looked up where i used to live on google maps and i got a heavy feeling in the pit of my stomach.
just seen some racism
>>219512277which do you reckon has the bigger willy?
>>219512357what's urdu
Man child meltdown hour over now?
>>219512376ruby has a schlong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCU4AMqVSB8&list=RDgCU4AMqVSB8&start_radio=1
whatever happened to the likely lads?
>>219512267theres a reason they called it a mortgage mate, it means deathpactyou either claim bennies and the government pays your rent for you, or you pay rent to the bank for the rest of your life and hope you never get sick or lose your employment because you're losing everything
>>219512361what do you do now
>>219512242I think the Chinese get to have a government that nominally exists to punish crime and control the economy to improve the lives of Chinese people and the nation, and mostly does so. That's not even the pretence in the west
my secondary school was called snap high
>>219512427and they get to wear those lampshades on their head as well
eating crepes like a big fat fucking french FAGGOT
>>219512361where was this?i used to be the same. i think it's quite normal
>>219512466oooh la la
>>219512242How can they be superior when they literally had to copy every bit of western technology they couldn’t invent it themselves
is 26 too late to redo your GCSEs
She’s not out of hollyoaks Jeremy, she probably had a ration book!
shall be working my shaft shortly
Please seek help this is so sad
>>219512487nah it's fine you can basically redo them any time
>>219512487s
>or you pay rent to the bank for the rest of your life and hope you never get sick or lose your employment because you're losing everythingcan't even fathom what this must be likebeing a wageslave sounds awfully stressful
>>219512417i moved again, then started making a bit more of an effort to live life. it wasn't a massive change - i still post on britfeel after all - but i do take weekend trips, treat myself, etc.
80% of young men get their news from asmongold
>>219512361theres a well documented adjustment period when you leave home for the first time and get your own place, more so when you get a mortgage and you realise just how much money everything costs and youre thinking about saving every penny you can incase of an "emergency"nothing causes a mf stress like a mortgage
>>219512480no such thing as “copying” when it comes to technology. and they are morally superior. touching kids is punishable by death in china in the west it’s a prerequisite to joining the ruling class. plus they don’t support israel
got work in 36 hours...
long-term neet lads, can i please have your attention what are your goals for the next few years? how will you spend your abundant free time productively?
>>219512524Google what patents are
>>219512509i just rent and save my money. i can move whenever i want and don't have to worry about selling my house or anything like that. my whole life fits in a backpack too so i can leave within a moments notice if shit hits the fan
>>219512526some say they could smell the weed from miles away
>>219512524what about tianenmen square though that was a bit bad wasn't it
>>219512487howl
>>219512535I’m in the process of joining the army.Been a neet for 7 years9 if you’re counting from when I left school at 16
https://x.com/izthisJudah/status/2026136048321880484cronem blown katey's head smoove off
>>219512565load of bollocks
any bob ross fans? i used to watch his painting programmes a few years ago and found them very relaxing. i should probably get back into watching them. i think he made something like 400+ episodes
>>219512535rather not say.
never seen or read 'arry 'otter stuffbut i eat these
My life is sheer misery
>>219512580you will hate itunless you are in seriously good shape and socially capable and good looking
>>219512535>productivelywhy do i have to be productive i can spend my own life however i want, i dont have to live my life by your or societal rules matemind your own business buddy, dont be a judgemental Jonathan
>>219512595I liked the twitch stream
>>219512595wish i could paintcan barely draw a stickman
I have an old laptop I haven't used in over ten years and the laptop itself is a lot older than that. Had a look on there the other day, there were just pictures on there, most I think I already have saved elsewhere.At this point do i just chuck away the old laptop? Do I need to do anything before I throw it away? I always feel weird throwing away old technology that still works.
>>219512602oh yeah? riveting stuff *aims sniper rifle crosshairs on your head*
>>219512614I’m only in good shape
>>219512653burner laptop
NEW>>219512610>>219512610>>219512610
>>219512580show me ur war face
>>219512615I just needed an adverb to throw in there desu. Yeah I agree spend it how you want. Just curious what you lads have planned if anything.
>>219512594and the genocide of the uyghur people, and not recognising taiwan as a country, and the four pests thing where millions of them died. nah i don't rate them.
>>219512666don't bother theneveryone will treat you like shit if you're a social freak
>>219512669What does that mean? I'm no good with technology
>>219510820>for me it's barry lyndonbased barry lyndon enjoyer
>>219512694Mate I’ve never had a job and im 25 I have no skills this is literally my only chance
i genuinely hate escortmong
>>219512714have you seen the duellists?
I'm a mid millennial and sometimes I'm embarrassed by how bad my technology and computer knowledge is. I didn't pay any attention in IT class when they taught you how to use Excel and shit. I have no idea how to use it or even what it's useful for. Don't know anything about programming. I've been using computers for 20+ years and all I've really used them for is browsing the Internet or just basic Word documents (not in decades, probably forgotten how to do that, too).Ama, but it just never interested me to learn.
>>219512675um thats not the new
sharn't be joining a new thread
>>219512720Okay I hear you. You said you are in good shape. That means you can aim to perform the best in all the PT activity. That will gain you a certain level of respect among your peers. Try to loosen yourself up with beers at gatherings
>>219512720you'll be alright as long as you learn how to mix in, keep your fitness high, give 100% at the job, and avoid making enemies. don't drink too much
>>219512741obsessive, repetitive, autistic gimmickpostomg retards like that are exactly what makes /britfeel/ so evil and terrible and i don't like that they've started coming here
>>219512767Alright thank you.
Any of you lads need gyno surgery? I fucked up a while back and took so dodgy test supplements knowing the risks too and got mild gyno. Too mild for others to notice but it bothers me. I'm going to get the gyno surgery through the armpits so there's no visible scar. I think you can get it done under local anesthetic which is OK.
>>219512751exactly the same me
>>219512786not me I love my massive jubbly baps
>>219512776Thanks
>>219512804*fucks your tits* UHHHH
>>219512813>>219512813>>219512813
>>219512786how did you fuck up with test
