Scran edition
>>219558496
>>219558486love this x
>>219558498It's clearly essex kebabs. Don't be immature.
now time for this weeks caption contest
Le Boudin Yorkshire avec le Tikka Poulet
>>219558512no it's sex kebabs
are slugs cute or horrid vile beasts?snails are obviously cute
imagine you are a 150 pound chinese rice farmer in a war and you look up and see this is your enemy
voted for the communist party
>>219558469
>>219558469that's an amazing deal if its any good
>>219558520>king charles and an army man with a thing in the woods
>>219558530
*furrows brow*
>>219558543AI generated sadly
>>219558535
brits should be eating traditional british frozen dinners
>>219558469You cannot suffer in Iceland
>>219558573Not in the slightest
>essex shithole
>>219558595She used to be so hot, ozempic was a mistake
>>219558612She was never hot, she looked like a child
corrr
>>219558595She's insanely anorexic here. Eat a burger girlie!
Any of you guys date a flapper? Better to be with a fat woman or be alone?
>>219558486They linked up
>>219558520>You sure that's Andy, Corporal..?
corrr scran
Will we get another performanc?
>>219558644if you dont fancy someone then dont date themif you do fancy them and they fancy you then do date themnature has very much figured this system out for you already theres no need to dig any further into it
>>219558644I've heard they smell
>>219558635what about her knotty content?
>>219558644>Any of you guys date a flappera thot from a hundred and twenty years ago? no?
>>219558644>a flapperThought they went out of style 100 years ago
>>219558697got taken off manyvids eons ago
>>219558664diving into this like it's the toilfu's fanny
>>219558672yeah but what if you're a freakish incel who isn't totally ugly and you need to settle before you lose your looks
*surreptitiously loads of simpcity and looks up sydney harwin*
she got dat yung fun, lookin great and dat nanopatesay yea yeayung fun, lookin great and dat nanopatesay yea yea
why is billie eilish such a revolting HOG
Friend of mine is a bus driver, he is trying to convince me to do it. Id earn a lot more than my current. But he doesn't know about my drug addiction.
might get a dog so my nightwalks are less creepy
need the working class put in prisonsonly white collar people should be allowed to roam the streets
>>219558685imagine disrobing this wench and getting a taste of her tuppence
>>219558760well yeah dont be a bus driver if youre a drug addict
>>219558760A drug addiction shouldn't get in the way of bus driving mate, go for it.
>>219558625>She was never hotYou and I fundamentally disagree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU't=20s
>>219558749Compared to your imaginary gf?
>>219558709F
>>219558763Wish I could get a dog. Always liked dogs, not had some in 10 years. But I live in a rental.
>>219558778imagine making baked goods tarqy
moving pon my body
>>219558749something something peak performance
right well that's a video of an onlyfans woman getting shagged by a dog dildo
>>219558760do it just to see how long it takes before they find out and you get sacked for driving under the influence. will be a laugh. maybe also some passengers will die in a crash which will be even more hilarious. will look out for you on the news
>>219558796absolutely rental
fash bros I'm so nervous
>Wish I could get a dog. Always liked dogs, not had some in 10 years. But I live in a rental
Sir billy bear
>>219558749you don't need to photoshop her arse to call her a revolting hog
>>219558818vulgar cunt
>>219558818#granscunt
>>219558780Obviously. I'd need to be clean for a while to ever consider it. I can hardly crack a week. >>219558783They drug test. Initially, anyway. I couldn't risk it and wouldn't risk it even if I thought i'd get away with it.
>>219558821don't think she has EVER, EVER shagged a dog. Stop this disgusting lie.
starting to befriend old people now so i can put their postal vote in the bin in may
It's funny isn't it? Hard work being rewarded with more work, yet other people take 6 months off work for mental health issues (they're lazy and were gonna get sacked.) Love the working for local government.
Just took my 93-year-old Gran to vote, she's registered blind. In a loud voice, she said, "Matt Goodwin is a cunt!" A huge cheer went up from the other voters as she put her ballot in the dog-poo bin.
>>219558842Not once have I ever claimed that
>>219558818>fibbertynot a chance its real but even as a joke/troll its too stale to be funny
>>219558778>Gail Mejia: She is a British-Israeli baker. Born in London to an English father and an Israeli mother, she grew up in Israel before returning to London in her twenties. She founded the original wholesale business, The Bread Factory, which eventually became GAIL's.>Tom Molnar: While he grew up in the United States and is often identified as American, he has publicly stated that GAIL’s "proudly has Jewish roots" in reference to its heritage and history. >The bakery’s third key founding figure, Ran Avidan, is also an Israeli entrepreneur who grew up in Tel Aviv.
>>219558883People can't help being sick
>>219558886You have implied it many times
>>219558883It's hard work being mentally ill
>>219558900You disgusting boy
>>219558899>sickFOY
>>219558891yes yes very good rorkenow are you going to make me a feta and spinach rolls?no?then let the jews do it you goblin
Timmy's crush
a
>>219558883shouldn't be working somewhere without a profit motive then should you
>>219558947resplendent quetzals shit all over these bland two-tone cunts
i just convinced myself of an argument then unconvinced myself of it within about 12 seconds
My grandad is 93 and registered blind and he would have no interest in going to vote. It would be cruel to try to make him. The vote wouldnt be valid anyway cos he cant see my face and im a fat cunt, let alone where to draw a cross.
if the cunt is fat, you must invalidate
When was the last time you were out with your mates?
>>219558973well obviously mechanisms exist for disabled people to vote
>>219558973My gran is nearly 101, reads the daily mail and has probably voted tory all her life.
t's wierd how liberal progressives in the UK find it hard to address the concept of England in the political space (because the right has out manoeuvred them on this), when it would go a long way to help addressing the issues with the Union.There's a good reason that English people are so annoyingly over the top when it comes to the World Cup - it's one of the few times they can engage with Englishness and not feel wierd about it.
>>219558991fridaywent to the pub and made plans for a trip in july
scrannin a bezoar
>>219558991What mates?
thought that was the poo muffin mask
>>219558958I'm on a 12 month contract and can't not be seen as lazy as I'll be getting a full time role with the place when it finishes>No they're just saying that to keep you hard workingTheyre really not and either way, I'm not going to find out
>>219559009blog on
>>219559030kek I thought the same thing
farage cant become PM btw. reform have just copied maga but only a handful of cultists were maga. the majority population voted because trump is funny. farage isn't funny
>>219558922
>16 hours to get back home from shetland Fucking done in lads
>>219559056>farage isn't funnycan't barrage the farage!! xD
>>219559066shag any ponies?
>>219559056farage almost certainly will be PM for a maximum of five years
>>219559070even if he was, brits dont vote on that basis. we voted boris because boomers just love tories not because he was le funny tv man
would quite like some money for nothing and some chicks for free
fucking cba with the trannies anymore
voting for adolf hitler in the by-election
>>219559107kinda has the same jewish face as tony bloom here
>>219558486Bet they get up to all sorts of hijinks
>>219559129alri /brit/'s namibian correspondent
>>219559133vile thing
hi
Lord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of God's Kingdom, Kyrie Kyrie, ElesionYou come in word and in sacrement to make us Holy, Christe Christe, ElesionYou will come again in glory with salvation for your people, Kyrie Lyrie ElesionMay Almighty God have Mercy on us, Forgive us our sins, and bring us all to ever lasting lifeGlory to God in the highest!
>>219559141right well what are the double yellow yellow line sat the bottom right of this image meant to signify? that's i'm not allowed to park in the middle of junction?
>>219559141do you ever wonder what would jewish psychiatrists say about your posts
>>219559136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4
don't understand the lad who just posts trannards and lasses with shit tattoos in every thread, receiving barely any (you)s for his efforts
>>219559133extremely sexy woman
>>219559177broken, mentally ill freak. its actually mad how clinically insane zoomers have become
>>219558778Literally never seen a "Gail's", only heard about it on the internet
>Toil has booked a restaurant for us to go to at the end of Q1>give it a bloody google>It's 2.5 starsthey have a penchant of doing this it's low calibre amalgamated with ghaslty prices neverthelesswhy do this? don't they have fucking tongues?
>>219559177its what a lifetime of exposure to porn does to the soul
>>219559177at least he doesn't spam ruby granger hateposts anymore
does /brit/ have a goofy side?
>>219559192maybe good reviews are complete fucking bollocks have you considered that
nothing wrong with posting gorgeous transwomen
>>219559177its the janitor
>>219559225ktim
>>219559205:P
>>219559192My last job organised a meetup at one of those dancing zoomer bingo places, I fucking left after lunch before it kicked off.
>>219559192>>219559209yeah its a good point. Its like when you see amazon reviews and some indian woman gives a new TV 1 star because there were no instructions on how to tune it
>>219558749fuckin ell, need her colon surgically extended and fused to my throat, would swallow and secondarily digest her sticky, fudge shits all day long
>>219559248
>>219559248grow up
>>219558658it infuriates me to no end that this could've been me if I didn't fail in transitioning so hard during my young adult yers
can I be PM
might give squid game a cheeky rewatch
>>219559260oh go on then
leftypol spamming cheap shotspaladin rorke using reckoning
>>219559267let me know if you see any squids
atb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jaj4RrFT5Q
not a fan of this feminized corporate beaurocracy. I want to swing a long sword at people and do quests
tummy
>>219558994Yes, postal vote.>>219558996Tbf my grandad stopped voting in the Blair years anyway.
>>219559245fuck thatabsolutely horrid experience
>>219559267never seen itheard that guy was hired to mime out engrish sounding words in star wars and somehow was the only good actor in it
The local school of the area that brought you Keeping Up With The Khans has had another riot today with 2 teachers taken to hospital.No police helicopters this time though so it must be a less serious incident than usual.
i actually like canslad
>>219559283Shouldn't have voted for a gay indian pintman then
rorke out for the count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3Liudev18
>>219559330do people complain about the tube?
>>219559352yes?
>>219559323sir retard soyjak
>>219559323no one voted for him mate. he was like Risshi Sunak. he was installed by his party when they already had power. then that decision also killed his party. same as the tories
>>219559330Looks the fucking same it just needs painting
Not a peep from Rorke since this bombshell hit.
What's the significants of the Gorton-on-Denton by-election?
>>219559374its crazy how powerful chuds are, entire political parties and movie studios will kill themselves just to mildly annoy them
>open the window>big spiders start coming infucks sake I get bored of chucking the buggers out the window
Back in the day pornographic magazines would have their pages stuck together due to ejaculate sticking them together.
>>219559402
>>219559404>Gorton-on-DentonOOO ER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8cJ4ohp6m4
can we get married please
>>219559407feminists will literally vote for sharia law and have their rights taken away solely because they think it would piss off rorke
>>219559435Sweep was amazing
>>219559404>significants>Gorton-on-Dentonright
>>219559432very australian look
i'm such an awful person I should be dead
>>219559435rorke's whip
>>219559404because It has been a massive Labour supermajority strong hold forever. If Reform win, then the UK could be on track to being a one-party state, ruled by Nigel Farage. Or the left could just jump ship from Labour to Green (which doesn't mean anything because they have the exact same policies)
>>219559465
what's this about the gotham harvey dent election?
brains proper fucking fried dont think ill ever recover
>>219559404Been Labour for like a century so the pressure on Starmer would become almost unbearable if they lose it.The thought of them losing there means that they can lose anywhere - so even his lapdogs will start calling for his head.He can probably handle the odd obscure backbencher but if even frontbenchers feel like their jobs are under threat, they'll throw him under the bus pronto. There's also the startegic thing of what if they genuinely do lose to the Greens when they've just spend the last 1.5 years trying to chase after the Reform vote. What do you even do next? The more you chase after one group, the more you ostracise the other.
>>219559484By election, Labour need to win it but Reform could.
>>219559475would love for you list out the policies that labour are closer to the greens than reform on
>>219559491learn some self-discipline
Bipolar 1 disorder is characterized by at least one manic episode lasting at least 7 days or requiring hospitalization, often alternating with severe depressive episodes. Manic symptoms include extreme high energy, reduced sleep, racing thoughts, impulsivity, and psychosis, while depressive episodes cause intense sadness, low energy, and hopelessness.T_T
has she had her baby yet
fuck off back to /pol/
>>219559502love brownshate rorkehate ingerlundhate wypiposimple as
>>219559502would be easier if you try to name one thing labour and greens disagree on
just gonna blow my own head smoove off one of these days
need eyes on the bad psyche immediately
>>219559404Its a relatively safe seat for Labour, they got more than 3 times the vote than any other individual party less than 2 years ago, but this is likely to be the 10th time in a row that the incumbent government loses one of its own seats mid term. And if they lose it, they're going to lose it to either the 6th or 8th biggest party in parliament right now so that should give you a general idea of how much party politics has changed in a short space of time.
>>219559475This is a fairly long explanation>>219559493This is a really long explanationAnyone want to weigh in with a really really long explanation?
>>219559504loosely defined nonsense
born bipolarrealistically it is NOT right at allthat's the thing though i'm the only male in my family who ios bipolar and the 2nd person in my entire familyspiritually i am a female in this sensemay as well kill myself
>>219559550nigga you just have tiktok braingo play with some crayons or summat
uh oh meltyyy
>>219559562you LOVE melties
>>219559557didn't an actor kill himself literally the other day from being bipolarwhat are even the symptoms?you're happy then angry?you control your emotionsjust don't be like that init
>>219559493starmer told his party that if they try to oust him he will call a general and they will all lose their jobs. It's why labour had a bunch of resignations a few weeks ago
>>219559575not even true T_Ti posted it before and i'm type 1i'm miserable need to be dead
aff tae bed
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/twitter-co-founder-jack-dorsey-222443866.htmlwell that's me out of a job
>attended PUBTOIL after ToilToil with my fellow Toilers>absolutely mute as I had nothing to contribute to the conversation>Whilst listening intently, I noticed that the only thing normies speak about ever is just shit they've done>Went to Japan, went clay shooting, went on a pub crawl, went to a Mexican orphanage, went to a restaurant, went to the zoo, went here, went there>the other normoids were lapping it up as if it was the most fascinating thing in the worldthat's it ladsthat's your entrypoint to normievillejust do shit and then prattle on about it boringly and they'll think you're fascinating
'cide looms
>>219559612what do you think they should have talked about?
>went to a Mexican orphanage
>>219559521>>219559530dunno i reckon you might be a fucking simpleton
>>219559612>just do shit and then prattle on about itbetter yet, just make shit up prattle on about it
>>219559618ArtCulturePoliticsTelevision and Film (a subset of Art)Sports potentiallyI mean why do I genuinely give a fuck that you went to Kyoto What am I supposed to take from that?
>>219559493>>219559549insightful and high quality posts, keep it up lads
rorke getting his heart pulled out of his chest by the other kids at the mexican orphanage
>>219559647Is this sarcasmI live off /brit/'s approval
anyone see ghosts sometimes?
me timbers are shivering
rorke escaping the japanese orphanage to become a yakuza
Bet the Greens have won and the establishment isn't happy ON THE CHARGE WITH ZACK POLANSKI
got bladee on now so it's ok
>>219559683no
>>219559719what song luh nigga
>>219559716the blairite centre cannot hold, britain's future is restoration or islamic communism
Leftypols revolutionary ideas: more taxes and more wogs
>>2195597365 star crest
bye then
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVExQv-DHPZ/
>>219559716wonder what kind of families
>>219559742>lets have a revolution by giving more money and power to the people who are already in chargeleftypol on a mad one
>>219559740It's likely brown totalitarianism
sorry i already said i'm not talking to you until you apologise.
>>219559747>>219559769fuck off you massive gaylords
>>219559747gloria excelsis deo deo
>>219559589>has no convictions or spine on anything ever>when it comes to his own survival he's Stalin he's a WASTEMAN senpai
the anti-christ is currently in Bonnie Blue's womb
I don't think you're understanding.The world as we know it won't exist later this year.No more comfy WFH laptop jobs.None.
apologise for whatfuck off
>>219559796source?
>>219559796why
up late, toil tomorrow
>>219559780
fuck off back to greece you cunt
thati was kind to you and you were fucking rude to me out of nowhere for no reason
by-election bros… its not looking good>International election observers have claimed they saw "concerningly high levels" of family voting in the Gorton and Denton by-election Family voting is an illegal practice where two voters use one polling booth at the same time. It can involve husbands instructing their wives how to vote
>>219559830multiple events happened in the same month?
>>219559808>>219559816Layoff 40% of your workforce = 20% bump in stock price. All because AI works better with less people. This is unprecedented.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/26/block-laying-off-about-4000-employees-nearly-half-of-its-workforce.html
>>219559840>>219559716fucking hell theyre really grasping here
>>219559852what do I upskill in to make myself imprevious to this
>>219559830now THAT'S what I call schizoposting
>>219559840part and parcel of living in a modern and progressive burger company
>>219559840that's their culture rorke
>>219559868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA78e27R_J4
>>219559868ah yes, the traditional canadian cuisine of cuming on poo
>>219559870Don't know. Me? Just drafted a resignation letter to get ahead of it.
>>219559882do you have any critical thinking skills?
any good asmr going?
>>219559870one-handed, destruction magic, alteration, illusion, speechcraft
fucking sick and tired of youi'm nothing but nice to you all the time and you treat me like SHIT
The Library of Congress has over 39 million books catalogued, which is roughly one quarter of Danielle Steel’s bibliography.
>>219559893don't you stand to make a lot more money from getting let go than from resigning? I remember when I was fired from my first job and they paid me for the Annual Leave I had left that I hadn't used.Made me pissed off that I had used 3 days up to that year because I really didn't need to.
>>219559901me?
>>219559716aren't the people working at the polling station supposed to step in to stop it or is it just allowed to happen?
>>219559896they asked me if I had a degree in critical race theoryI said I had some critical race theoriesthey said "welcome aboard"
It's honestly over for Europe already I just hope things don't get too bad
greekfu did her best xx
>>219559898the fact that Reform are pulling out the muh voter fraud line makes me think they know they lost
>>219559962not over. just past the point of being able to solve the problem through voting.
>>219559985whats your plan then
>>219559985Nah the population are mind raped to the point of no return
>>219559962oh pack it in you whinging little bitch
>>219559970looks like the Greens won then. reform already making excuses. there's also nothing wrong for a man telling his wife how to vote.
poo
>>219559997there will be a military coup and a civil war when the last boomer dies off
>>219560047a civil war between whom
/brit/ is so much nicer in the morning before all the rats and runts wake up
>>219560061british ethno-nationalists and anyone standing in their way
>>219560061ireland's entire airforce will have a 1v1
>>219560076keep your fantasies to Hearts of Iron IV mate
>>219560076does "anyone standing in their way" include the government, the army, the police, the media etc.?
>>219560088not a fantasy mate. It's literally been the norm in all societies in human history until 20 minutes ago
>>219445782 >>219445782 >>219445782
>>219541200>>219541200>>219541200
>>219560103no. they will all be divided down the middle as well
>>219465795 >>219465795
>>219560127think you need to get a grip on reality
biomass cramming themselves into the polling booth
Just purchased Hitman Blood Money and Hitman Contracts because they are dirt cheap, and I've always been told these are the ones to play. I hope anyone could tell me:1) Which order to play these two in?2) Are they best played with controller or mouse and keyboard?3) Any shit I need to confifgure or unofficial patches to make them run on modern hardware or are they all good?I'm asking /brit/ because............. I just want someone to answer.
>>219560141you're in for a big surprise
>>219548028>>219548028>>219548028
>>219560143well skip hitman contracts that was a waste of moneythen play blood money
>>219560134is that your party on the bottom or galloway's outfit
>>219560163mm i'm sure
NEW>>219465795>>219465795>>219465795
>>219488294>>219488294
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp8rjk02r0jthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp8rjk02r0jthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp8rjk02r0jt
>>219560200fucks sake I was counting on you yanklad!!!
Is he still melting down since this morning?LOL
>>219560213wtf this isn't the new
Greens have won I heard it from my mate who knows about this stuff
>>219560249paki clan chief is he?
why is everyone obsessed with Gorton and Denton? They're shit holes
>>219560226You think you've won. You're mistaken.
>>219553207dont talk wet
right lads 250 seconds to go and the newshall be delivered piping hot!
>>219560316>>219560316>>219560316The actual new
>>219558658that is a penis