Long road edition
ANTI-RACIST BABY
poo
LUSTYCHAT DOT AI
arbeit macht freiCOOL
I post everywhere
time to meal prep
>>219637948dumb slag
Nothing beats an Ice cold glass bottle of coke lads
gf says we're breaking up if I don't get a job in her city by the end of July
got fucking loads of acne it's horrible i hate it so much fuck off fuck off fuck off
new heatherpaedo obsession just dropped
>>219638003wanna give her my number?she'll adjust to a new /brit/ lad immediately
>>219637993based, me and my only drink classic Coke from the glass bottle.Unfortunately we can only get 250ml bottles here because of the shitty sugar tax
>>219638020she's opening the door to a delivery man with a parcel from urban dictionary
https://x.com/waifupuputhe scheduled wank
>>219638070Sir Keir?
STOP
>>219638003she doesn’t sound very nice
At toil hungover and watching facebook reels.
>>219638090he isn't joyful or based enough to pie and slime himself
laptop on 3% hate my life i never ask to be born
>>219638038The sugar tax was such a load of shite, I will never forgive lucozade and irn bru for changing their formulas
rorke having a mini-melty because he can't be a burden on the NHS anymore
getting hydrated and redpilled
apparently rachel reeves did something
at least we conquered obesity!
wish i was born 1810
>>219638142United Pozdom moment.Are you a Brit living in the US?
>>219638135plug it in then
>>219638211Irishman in america, we copied yous when you brought in the sugar tax
>>219638214hello bitch
>>219638100funny looking thing
IT'S FUCKING LOOMINGARGHHHHHHHHHH
Any /liedownallday/ man in
>>219638108to be fair, we have been long distance for almost a year now. It's a fair ultimatum to make and I probably was going to break up with her as well if we didn't fix this LDR.
Please pray for me da he's got mental health x
>>219638249Fuck him
sex gifs
>>219638249I’ve got mental health too. Which means I’m not expected to do anything!
>>219638242wfh tomorrow for me de laaaaaad
>what's that blue website you keep looking at?
>>219638275I've got some serious mental elves going on right now but I AM expected to do a lot of things
>>219638265who's this kid I keep seeing everywhere
>>219638191ktim
got bub games on
>>219638265why are you posting 17 year olds lad?
>>219638281i use the tomorrow theme you stupid fucking whore
shat myself earlier and didnt even realisebeen traipsing around the flat with a load of shit in me britches
>>219638100
>>219638281Oh it’s called 4chan. And there’s this guy on it called Spaino…
>>219638278bollocks
they should call it mental sickness really.mental health makes it sound like all is good
Ayatollah Cronemi
leftypol struggling to fit his unwashed bulk through the small carriage doors of the glasgow subway
>>219638281I change tabs to youtube when my wife walks in. 30 year old man btw.
>>219638350hull mentioned
If a man’s job does not allow him to care enough about #family affairs, #woman shouldn't throw it in his face
>>219638350need they to be my gf
>>219638287Who has it worse? When no one expects anything from you, is it freedom, or loneliness?
>>219638359mousenonce ass typing style
>>219638320haha those violent imported criminals are so le quirky hahayes, I know its ai
>>219638359why did he make those tweets
>>219638281It's a group chat with all my best internet mates. Why?
>>219638249
amfC
>>219638381zest levels off the charts
Might get a little caesars for din dins, detroit style
>>219638454>>>/int/cum
yeah that country is getting flattened by the end of next week
Cannon to right of them,Cannon to left of them,Cannon in front of them Volleyed and thundered;Stormed at with shot and shell,Boldly they rode and well,Into the jaws of Death,Into the mouth of hell Rode the six hundred.
>>219638465rude it's almost yank hours anyway
>>219638419Ktim
What year was peak /brit/? I remember the corbyn era being pretty peng ngl
>>219638465Im not fuckin leaving
>>219638499we run this joint
>>2196384982020-2023
Missed out on peak /brit/Was on Krautchan /int/ instead
wanking and screaming
>>219638498
yep
leftypol when the state are the robber barons :)
>>219638498the years we all took research chems
leftypol insisting Israel doesn't have the right to defend itself against totalitarian regimes like Iran but Iran somehow has the right to bomb other countries that never attacked them
>>2196384982021 during the second lockdown
>>219638498before the brexit vote, went downhill from there
learning about the independent republic of texas
>Operation Epic Furydid Elon Musk name this shit?
wow i can finally post after doing countless annoying captchas and getting told my ip range was blocked due to abuse what an awful system
bbc news is STILL talking about the middle east its been 20 minutes wtf move on
LMAO they just showed a man's hotel hit by a drone strike and he's complaining he couldn't finish his tea
>>219638623BYHSO
>>219638613xilleniels are finally starting to reach boomer age and get put in charge of things and this is the resultit's a tragedy
we all moving to spain then
generate a fat indian canadian man who has notes of different thread personalities and is absolutely desperate for validation
What do you think about the new Prime Minister?
"mental illness" is a result of moral cowardice
LOL I'm laughing about all them influencers that said they were leaving UNSAFE HELLHOLE THE UK FOR DUBAINOW THEY WANNA FLY BACK GO FUCKKKKKKK YOURSELVES LMAOLMAOLMAO
>>219638613Tomorrow's bombing run will be called Operation pwn teh n00bz
>>219638637Lmao
>>219638613Most likely hegseth, hes a cringy wanker rivaling elon
I love you guys
got the entire week off and I’m getting paid because toil are doing refurbishment works and ‘shuffling around ops’ get in lads
heatherleaf on a mad one
>>219638677Holy truth nuke
oh my god still talking about Iran now about oil prices fucking hell where's bloody match of the day what happened in England today i don't care what hormuz is iran isn't the only one with oil who cares i don't
>I love you gays
>>219638214you will NEVER be a woman
>>219638717The terrorist regime known as Arsenal won with haram corners
holy fuck they moved straight to the weathernothing noteworthy happened in the UK today apparently
Holy moly I've got an entire day of work ahead of me tomorrow. In fact it looks like Monday through Friday I'll be at work all day. After that I get two days of respite (Weekend). Alright I'll do this for the next 100 years or until I die.
>>219638754cor
>>219638779fuck all happening on this dull shithole
>>219638754what's that he's serving up? looks like an old el paso fajita kit if i'm not mistaken
Might replay the half life series
>>219638781don't worry just book a holiday to Dubai
>so rorke i heard you have some strong opinions on our multicultural society, care to share them?
Sir int brit
>>219638717No need to be scared
rarity
>>219638954sex
>>219638671Who is it this time? Mr. Bean?
The normoids seem to be losing their minds about Jim Carrey getting a facelift, who gives a fuck
>>219638843funniest post i've seen in a while
sick of hearing about mental healthjust keep it to yourself, nobody cares
>>219638932If a room has 4 chairs and only room for 4 chairs, do you let 4 people in the room or 40?
Getting rushed to a&e due to mental health
aff tae bed
>>219637993glass bottles are very kino
>>219638932she has a cummable face
>>219638637great. the robots are working with the terrorists. just fucking terrific
triple anxiety bypass surgery booked for next week
rorke, I'm so sorry for everything I've done or said to you
french gf is the goal
Gfberg made me a cake for the new World of Warcraft expansion
anxiety transplant on the double!
I want to eat her poo.
>>219639021You will never be a woman arianatranny
>>219639048good post
depression is not an illness
>>219638970mumberg keeps showing me schizo videos she saw on facebook about how he's a body double or something
Didn't even realise that these were discontinued in 2019, fucks sake
is leftypol on the side of Iran? seems like she would have to be in order to be consisten
>>219637948lucky i didn't come across her doing thiswould have raped her
>>219639096god FUCKING DAMNITSHIT
*drinks black blood*
oreos are genuinely fucking utter wank
>>219639114Proof that motorbike spazzes are indeed absolute spackers
is it weird if a girl you're dating wants to make it official when you've only been dating for a month why does it even matter, its not like im shagging anyone else
>>219639096you didn't hear about it because they don't like to boast
really good at things that don't make any moneyfucking terrible at things that do
>>219639140The ones with chocolate filling are decent
>>219638700luv u too mate :D
>>219639114must have used some force to snap the bloody leg off
>>219639165Not weird
>>219639108leftypol loves the iranian terrorist regime because they are anti-west
>>219639165It means that she's ditched the other bloke she was shagging and instead of telling you that she was being a slag she wants to dedicate herself to you. Don't bring it up with her, just go along with her wishes and pretend it didn't happen.
>>219639167bizarro /brit/ where we have to hear the escort's posts every day instead of escortmong's
egg
don't understand social dynamics at all on account of my complete social isolation for many years x
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772404106899138.webm
never having a gf should qualify you for pip
looking forward to warmer weather, playing the bossa nova, Hawaiian shirts
no chance im clicking that
>>219639241
>>219639277saving this
imagine being an escort doe like how do they fit in socially with their friends, must be grimmers when they're all talking about their professional careers and toil gossip and all she has are anecdotes of punter #346327 who rattled her for a few quid
How the hell did Alan Bennett avoid death from HIV/aids?
>>219639295It's a very muscly woman bending a piece of metal with her hands while she shags a man, nothing too mental.
>>219639333nobody's got aids
https://ww1.m4uhd.page/watch-movie-the-departed-2006-21294.html
>>219639330bet women love hearing about that stuff though
>>219639353not a chance
Hellen keller, now there's a bs story
>>219639355reckon women like to pretend they're all liberal about sex but in reality nobody shames a slag more than the average girls friend group
just woke up
>>219639385dcrlming
>>219639330They probably just pretend that they have a work from home office job, and the only person they talk about their whoring to is probably some little gay bloke who works in a coffee shop. I'm just guessing, and I'm probably talking absolute shite.
yookay
>>219639355They would undoubtably find it titivating but also this >>219639383. Women are horrible to each other.
>>219639353systemd just decompiled my kernel when i clicked this
>>219639405dunno why forrens say thisis it meant to upset us?
tired as FUCK for no reason
>>219639277jesus christ her twat looks really nice and the way she’s sliding up and down on that cock like a slut
Employed Woman incoming
stifler's mom
got the wes montgomery on
broken britain
>>219639404My sister in laws sister worked as a prostitute and would talk to my sister in law about it. She also had a lesbian phase. Nice enough lass, a bit dim but had spent her whole life being praised for being very clever because she was bookish.
>>219639456Why it's nice
>>219639462>My sister in laws sisterYou're wife?
>>219639471You know why
>>219639426Same, but I have PTSD from having to speak on the phone to my nutcase of a Dad on the phone for an hour today, and my head feels fried from it.
love the South African lads dodgy film site gimmick
>>219639471should be fish and chips like the queen intended
oh lovely the you know whos have assembled the goyim rangers to assist their war on whatever it was and of course we're as obedient as ever
Unironically shagged me own arse and I'm a bit sore now
>>219639478No, my brothers wife's sister.
>>219639478>You're wife?
any mentalists inhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentalism
the toil bell doth toll
BRINGBACKWOKE
SHOCK ME AWAKETEAR ME APARThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
>>219639490Right so that's a fish sandwich from Long John Silver's with some Lay's potato chips place upon it.
>>219639456literally one of the few redeeming factors of mass immigration
>>219639462>My sister in laws sisterYou mean your other sister in law?
watched a video about how a hacker nearly had the whole internet by the balls because of some small dependency on linux that was maintained by one singular person
>>219639492read this post in the voice of will from the inbetweeners
You like willy up your arse
>>219639543I dunno how it works.But I am me.My brother is my brother, we share parents.His wife is his wife, or my sister in law.His wife has a sister.Who I suppose would be my sister in laws sister.
>>219639554The Inbetweeners were all Leftypol
>>219639543sçrim
>>219639574Fair enough, that whole in law thing can get convoluted tbqh
>>219639551it not right ssh did nothing to to hurt nobody
>>219639471>>219639541It's slop.
>>219639575neil's a rorke
You can shove your chicken tikka and your shepard's pie, lamb hotpot is the best British dish.
mad how the tikka being our "national dish" thing is just completely made upbizarre meme
nothing to be positive in my gay life
>>219639575Something tells me that Simon Bird is one of those secret tory boys.
>>219639603Weird runt. Is beef stew not slop?
>>219639591Yes it can rather. Probably should have just said my brothers wife's sister. My brothers wife's sister worked as an escort. Possibly still does although last id heard she packed it in.
>>219639611In the show they would make it so Rorke's beliefs are so wrong and stupid that even Neil sends him flying
Since i’ve started taking Christ seriously i’ve stopped weed but really miss it
intense kinetic energy
Iran you have 2 yil
>>219639686kill yourself
>>219639628It's a myth perpeputauted by inner city media types, it's not even close to being the national dish.
hezbollah just joined
>>219639600and the only reason it didnt actually happen was because of some giga autist german who noticed a 500ms delay in startup time
>>219639667Is she fit? Big tits? Peachy arse?
>>219639684When did Jesus say you couldn't smoke da 'erb?
Do you wanna dance, baby?I know you see me looking at you on the dailyOoh, I'm in a trance latelyI need something to wake me up, something to faze me
>>219637988Mad that this is a billion $ industry
CHUDICTUS 4:21thou shall not get blitzed out of your gourd
>>219639593they are so ugly, why do they pay to have this done to themselves?
>>219639684Alright Jack Roworth
the most perfect mt hugging crodies tooka smelling hoodietimmy sr clueless
>>219639720i turned the video off after they said what the exploit was
>>219638281You know all those cure animal vids? I get them here its full of nice people. No you can never ever view or go on it
>>2196395512bh I wouldn’t be surprised if the NSA tipped off that engineer from Microsoft and got him to launder the announcement of the exploit.I also felt really bad for the maintainer, there’s virtually no way you can catch that level of social engineering especially on a open source project where you never meet other contributors.
Ah yes, it's another "do I start eating crisps and crack a beer open at 11:15pm on Sunday night, because I'm feeling depressed about having to get up at 7:45am for toil and being around people I don't like all day" episode.
>>219639777elephant: boat peoplefella: starmerwall: starmer as well
>>219639792Crap programme
OFF TO REAP THE CORNLEAVE WHERE I WAS BORNI CUT A STOUT BLACK THORNTO BANISH ALL THE GHOSTS AND GOBLINSBOUGHT A BRAND NEW PAIR OF BROGUESTO RATTLE OVER THE BOGSAND FRIGHTEN ALL THE DOGSON THE ROCKY ROAD TO DUBLINONE, TWO-THREE, FOUR-FIVE
>>219638451T. One of thousands of rocks
>do too much coke last night with my mates>act like an annoying maniac druggie cunt the whole night>be cringe, talk too much, send some messages I had to un-send the next day>leave the afters at 10am (felt dead inside and barely spoke the whole time after sunrise)>get into bed and think about what a fucking mess my life has become >>swear to myself I'm not doing this shit anymore and I'll sort myself out>finally fall asleep at 2pm for just a couple of hours>lay in bed the rest of the day and contemplate all the ways I'm a pathetic loser freaksame again in two weeks ahah
>>219639729Intoxication is a sin whether by alcohol or drugs. We are called to be clear minded and disciplined. Cannabis, especially these days is very potent. >>219639744The recreational use of drugs is a grave sin because it wilfully clouds the gift of reason. If following Christianity makes me a “chud” then I’m not too bothered. You’re just showing the spiritual emptiness of the age we live in by mocking those that have faith.
>>219639632I care you <3
What's my English 3-course meal? For me, it's a macaroni and cheese starter, main is steak and ale pie with gravy and chips. Finish it off with a trio of mini desserts: Bakewell tart, gooseberry fool and a banoffee pie.
>>219639808dont worry about it
thou shall not wake up a little too early
>>219639818nobody asked, you massive fat cunt
>>219639820slit your wrists
>>219639726Not seen her in years but when we lived together about a decade ago when she was about 21 she wasn't bad looking. Decent size tits. Not much in the arse department, lacked definition but wasnt overweight. That was during her lesbian phase. Dark hair and eyes, very pale skin. She would rarely wear make up or brush her hair back then. Always got the sense she was depressed but I don't know why. Her parents weren't up to much but weren't bad people either.
>>219639456This was decided by an advertising company with nothing to back it up and everyone just accepts it
>>219639818a salad would be nice too
>>219639808tired gimmick
Jap curries are vile
TV companies don't make shows for straight 20-40 year old heterosexual men anymore. Have a look on Netflix, Prime Video, Disney+ etc, you won't find a single show that appeals. Paramount+ is the rare exception, but even on there it's slim pickings.
>>219639798>elephant You pillock
>>219639839I anticipated where the conversation was going
>>219639861You shouldn’t be watching the talmudvision
>>219639818>gooseberry foolMumberg used to make this. Summer pudding is peng
>>219639808Had to stop doing coke due to that feeling, nothing worse than tossing and turning while the birds are chirping outside.
Going to Hamburg what's good?
>>219639861Scroll through the BBC iPlayer homepage and think about the demographic of the average licence fee payer then the target demographic of each TV show
right that's a lass posting her pussy laser removal on instagram and showing as much as possible without showing actually fanny
>>219639841>very pale skinGrim
not bad for one of them
>>219639898watch out for those oranges
>>219639808you really get nothing on the gear. knock it before it becomes a bad problem (already getting there)it’s not funny and it’s not cool. it’s a grim drug that ruins lives. if your mates keep doing it and stop inviting you to drug binges it’s on them.
rorke frothing at the mouth that he isnt the target audience for low effort and quality television in the current year amazing
>>219639879Is looking this this really worst than just getting older normally?
>>219639900Women, homosexuals and minorities?
>>219639909link now
anime
>>219610311>>219610311>>219610311
>>219639917My gf in Indian-English and is 100x better looking, and I'm not even being biased.
>>219639947can't it's someone i know irl not a public account
>>219639900They have good old programmes like house of cards (1990)
>>219639686>>219639702screamed at this
new>>219610311 >>219610311 >>219610311
>>219639962>Indian-EnglishShe’s indian lad.
>>219639962didnt even look at her face
Holding on to a good post waiting for the new like a mother holding on to her baby
hate that one poster that has to give a running commentary of any nsfw image to the thread
>>219639963its your sister isn’t it
don't think i'm out of line when i say that all pony fuckers should be executed in public
>>219639962south asian gf 2026 going well then
>>219640008>>219640008>>219640008
>>219640015i dont have a sister
>>219640022
>>219558469>>219558469>>219558469
>>219639913Yes she had a very pallid appearance. Seeing as she is 1/4 Indian she was unusually white. I used to wonder if she went out of her way to avoid the sun in case the touch of the tar brush came out.
>>219639168kek
