Office toilers in the bin edition
fuck sake rorke they were mocking you you idiot!
the toil freaks will be finishing up day 1 of 5 soon
My BAE shares doing a lil somethingRest about to be doing a lil something else (getting raped)
>>219651344ktimeeeeeeee
might start calling the gays penis enthusiasts
>>219651353this just makes you sound like a cuck
Got depression anxiety the whole shebang
>>219651380probably all the nonhomeopathic things you are taking
A romantic meal for one
>>219651393Mid
kinda mad all the hoops you have to jump through to get a job and then you do barely any of it once hired
>>219651393got two plates though?
Come evening and nightfall I will be brimming with energy and motivation
earliest depiction of Mary and Jesus
>>219651446your balls will be brimming with spunk n aw
new wicked
>>219651413get the ai generated wojak chud memes posted
>>219651393peng but you're missing a trick not making a jus/gravy with the meat sauces
>>219651462s
Where’s Gorpheus?
privatize everything control interest control capital flows control everything yes surely this is the future we all wanted to live under
feeling ready to wank. get the bloody encrypted drive mounted rorke and let's START THE WANK
>>219651497what are you wanking to lad
>>219651497
Catberg just lay down beside me
Get the arse nair'edThe lube warmed upThe cock cagedA bum wanked
>>219651445it's not romantic for the other person x
>>219651496Wouldnt be so bad if things like private utilities were owned by British investors rather than canadian teachers pensions
tung tung tung sahur
>>219651550we're truly locked into this parasitic system, it's endemic at this point and even if we some how managed to regain control (not likely) it's going to take multiple decades to recorrect and restructure into anything remotely sovereign and functional it's unironically now or never, and even now is too late
it's time to get active
well there goes my arse again, off for another shagging and then a poo
*walks in with a notepad and stands in the corner*
*starts wanking*
>BlackRock took an insurance policy on the Burj Khalifa last January Ahhhh no
currently having a poo
>>219651380reckon in your case its a hebang actually
>
>>219651625MR PRESIDENT ANOTHER FLYING CARPET HAS HIT THE BURJ KHALIFA
>>219651594And if we renationalise utilities for instance? Then youre fucking with big finance and big donors to American politics. Suddenly you have low investor confidence and the economy suffers all because the tories made a retarded decision 10years ago. Politicians should be held more accountable for spending of public money and their dogshit decisions
i'm doing something or other
>>219651647Dont want to lose their jobs x
>>219651524naked women and that. I have the porn collection encrypted not cos it's illegal but cos it would be very embarrassing if someone found it, and I would be outed as a freakish goblin
>tfw no gf
>>219651635owned that delusional man
so america depleted 25% of it's critical missile defence systems despite the fact it sacrificed it's own industry and uses china as their supplierwhat could possibly go wrong
>>219651681what do you need all that protein for then
>>219651663hopefully nothing illegal haha
>>219651680a classic feel
>>219651687wrong image
>>219651681"High protein" is such a hilariously effective marketing gimmick
>tfw gf
I'm Black.
>>219651732why
>>219651732ktim
>>219651701Building muscle so somebody can mog me later at the gym anyway
>>219651710wrong image
remember alysa liu
>>219651779wank + mong out already completed
>>219651793awooga! milk truck arrive
>>219651687We're about to learn in real time that security and energy prices are inseparable. For years the continent outsourced hard-power risk while remaining structurally dependent on imported energy, and every Middle East escalation now shows up immediately in household bills and industrial costs. The U.S. can absorb shocks with domestic production and the dollars global role, but Europe is fully exposed to supply disruptions and price volatility. When oil jumps and shipping through the Strait of Hormuz is threatened, European competitiveness, inflation, and political stability all take a hit at once. That’s why this isn’t just about one military decision, it’s about a strategic imbalance where Europe pays the economic price for conflicts it has limited ability to navigate
>>219651779Chuckled at this
>he didn't buy CVXStay poor dumbfucks
>>219651779Alan
iain readin allat unc
>>219651826Dont even know what that is
haven't been watching the news. are the goodies winning yet?
listening to music and being unemployed
>>219651874ktim
>>219651681Wowwww high protein eggs? Are they more expensive than the low protein eggs??
WHY DO NON-WHITE WOMEN EXIST????
>>219651840Chevron aka oil aka the shit that helps your car go forward, dumbass
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>219651867No. Israel is
>>219651897you're being manipulated by blue eyes
love anime me
>>219651915sexy squirrel...
Got to the ‘rents house today and first thing my dad said was “fuck me lad you are BALDING”
>>219651910I cycle x
right is that ww3 round the corner then (for real this time)?
>>219651936sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEyQSiYokls
>>219651949Would spunk inside both of those ponies tbqh
>>219651941Assuming you had to pay gbp for your bike, my advice is still applicable to (You) x
>>219651955no because it's usa and israel vs iran who have no allieshow would that cause ww3
>>219651971um !!
>>219651897they're the consolation prize after white women go for blacks, latinos, pakis, turks and koreans
Why does nicotine and booze have to be so peng
>>219651928Blue eyes are the single marker of genetic superiority
>>219651988not entirely sure what the angle of this post is
>wanted to go to the diner for a comfy breakfast before toil>forgot it’s fucking closed on mondaysfuck my chudded incel life
dad is convinced anyone on X who’s against this war or criticises America or Israel is an Iranian bot.Shame that I’ve lost him to the boomer mind virus he’s only 44 too
>>219651987Would spunk inside you too you little slut
>>219652015would you like to come over to mine for dinner x
>>219651982dunno I'm low IQ
>>219652018how old are you
>>219652029https://youtu.be/YPXSYkXBdh8?list=RDYPXSYkXBdh8&t=41
"finished" my "work" for the day
>>219652018>me own son... a fookin ayerainian bot...
>>219652028only if u make biscuits and gravy x
toilberg keeps heart emojing my posts on teamsdoes he want to suck my cock?
>>219652026You lot getting mugged off, by a frogposter no less LMAO!
>>21965204521 22 soon
>>219652018imagine hes also upset about the rise in gas prices but can't piece the two together
>>219652070mad how i'm 22 as well but my dad's 65
>>21965204531my mum was a nonce
>>219652084Fucking hell how olds ur mum
>A 17-year-old girl died after being hit by multiple vehicles shortly after coming out of hospital, an inquest has heard.How does that happen then?
>>219652018Iranians had it coming
>>219652106Suicide probably
>>219652106Where the fuck is the bradders?
>>219652106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTwXvcD8PxY
>>219652106scream
imagine him with a boner jerking himself off making this face
>>219652106wearing a giant magnet perhaps
>>219652047too low IQ to understand why you responded to me with this
>>219652106Frogger'd
>>219652018H O W L I N GHe has a fanny for a 'son' who won't even talk to him. Just blogposts on 4chan.org.Do him a favour and get an Uber to Beachy Head
Anyone too young to remember 9/11 should be banned.
>>219652106Dopey slag didn't look both ways
yanks be like yeah i'm from the city of new saint bartholomewsville, nebraska, population: 205
America
>>219652117Seems implausible>>219652127I think this is most likely.
>>21965209653
>>219652161shes like 45 years old!
>>219652106got launched in the air and then hit by another
>>219652144yankified unc
>>219652138bizarre post
To be fair the BBC production 'Threads' did start with an invasion of Iran
Well, Rorke?
>>219652177This post made me think of that China webm where two women are walking side by side and one gets sent flying by a car, her friend looks around confused wondering where her friend is
>>219652199to be fair BBC threads stopped when Israel got bombed or conscripted or whatever
>>219652201who's that to the right of solskjaer
>>219652201Those lads have either left the country or will leave after their contracts expire unlike the endless biomass
>>219651793why not just watch pornanime people are so bizarre
who wants to join my fantasy gooning league?
>>219652201There are 10s of us!
Lmao the Nazis are screwed
Rorke doesn't watch "wogball". He's the one making the "did the man kick the ball? did he really?" posts
>>2196522493d: disgusting. skin blemishes. slaggy. coom meat2d: pure. clean. actually has personalty
>>219652221Drogba
>>219652269being extinct for 80 years does tend to put you in that position yes
>>219652226Leftypol doesnt really like you pointing out logical flaws in his views mate
>>219652274makes me laugh when rorkes say they don't support england during tournaments because there's too many blacks in the team
>tfw no latex gf
>>219652274I am rorke and I do this
>>BREAKING: A Cypriot source tells Reuters the drones that struck British bases on the island were launched by Hezbollah.
>>219652282ok you weird virgin why not just watch hentai or whatever
>>219652274for me it's typing out "did the man kick the ball?" as i am watching him do exactly that
>>219652297looks painful
they should invent a new sporthasn't been any new ones in like 100 years
>>219652314>We tracked them to Israel which must mean Hezbollah. No further investigation needed
>>219652314Nothing against Brits but your military is evil scum so they deserve it
>>219652315you are a beast no wonder its beauty is lost on a barnyard animal such as youself
>>219652340sc
>>219652332Quidditch?
my bluetooth headphones never fucking work what's the point
>>219652332There's that Padel thing but it just seems like gimped tennis, though I guess you could argue something like "American Football is gimped Rugby" or something similar for other sports that are offshoots of each other
>>219652334Who’s to say we weren’t gathering intelligence on Israeli war crimes in Gaza to eventually use as evidence for when we arrest and prosecute Netanyahu?
Blud wanking it to cartoons
>>219652340piss off you stupendous virgin
>>219652332>what is frisbee golf
>>219652314>starmer says no entry to war>israel false flags a british base>starmer changes his mindsounds like a pol schizo post but it actually might have happenedmental
Settling in to new toil and they have us add our time for what we were working on but there's no proper tracking, can just write down that I was working for 2 hours on X when really I was wanking
it's all kicking off
>>219652348it's called quadball now mate
>>219652376go wallow in the muck you fuckpig
i'm going to do 100 pushups
>>219652411DO 20 PUSHUPS 5 TIMES
>MPs' annual pay will rise by nearly £5,000 - taking their salaries to nearly £100,000.
>>219652411dangerous and downright stupid
>>219652409larp larp larp sahur
>schmitzroman af
>he didnt buy VTI
>>219652428They EARNED it
>>219652428Love it x
>>219652421okay!>>219652429try and stop meyou won't
how is this newsHOW is this news?
>>219652452Gwan Ann, she earned it
>>219652439I loaded up on VTI back in April for some tax-free gains in my ISA
raped!
>>219652428+ expenses
>>219652452isn't she a bit old to be playing rugby
>>219652450*tries to stop you*
>>219652452Hate travel mongs so much
>>219652452stay safe in this time where. we are facing threat from the misssiles
>>219652466scr
>>219652478
just saw a drone fly past my housestay safe everyone x
>>219652452Thought that bridge got bombed in yugoslav wars
>>219652480Just has to travel westward instead
wore a hat and now my hair looks nice
>>219652489Interesting combination
>>219652452love when BBC "journalists" write a story about some random tarq they went to public school with
oi me grandad spaffed in me sandwich
>>219652523For me its povvo dole scum applauding private schools closing down while not realising it makes state schools worse
>>219652552screaam
>>219652489>We have to collect the stories!The stories: got clartened on a beach/in a hostel/in an alleyway in Thailand/Spain/Australia by a waiter/club promoter/backpacker
>>219652428That's an increase of around 5% which is reasonable since minimum wage is increasing by around 4% in April
>>219652578freddos used to be 10p
>>219652428unpopular view but multiple studies have shown that paying politicians more actually decreases their propensity to take bribes and do other corrupt/unsavory things for money
did everyone in this country have at least one pedo pe teacher at their school
>>219652624>and do other corrupt/unsavory things for moneylike pushing to get their own salaries increased?
>>219652552>delboy "grandad you silly old cunt">grandad: "but delboy, it's dark, i thought it was ya mum">rodney: "i cant afford 50p for the meter because im a student. very not triffic. mickey pearce."
>>219652665ours was a lezzer that used to watch the girls in the shower
>>219652624MPs didnt get paid at all until 1911
>>219652693hot
It's interesting to think about how even the toughest man could be brought to screaming whimpering moaning agony if he was tied down and tortured
>>219652697>MPS get paid>3 years later we enter a war that destroys Britain forever Makes you think
>>219652723right well now i'm erect
>>219652624I imagine those studies were funded by politicians then because that bullshit. If you pay me 200k a year (before tax) and some company wants to bribe me and they offer me 1 million I’m going to take it aren’t i? Your idea only works if you’re paying politicians literally millions every year.The Welsh reform leader who got ten years for accepting bribes from russia did it for £40k
>>219652723Same when the toughest man gets bum raped
coopers is busy already
might go to a tiki bar tonight lads
>>219652818Mai tais and zombies. Lush
>>219652723not me
how come skyrim still costs 35 quid
>>219652878You can pay more if you think Bethesda deserves it matey I'm sure they won't mind
drinking waterit's good
>>219652872big tough guy are you
>>219652921no but i have a big tough mind
>>219652913*stares at you*
>>219652878what a steal!
>>219652898>>219652942fucking came out 10 years ago didn't it. should be a fiver
>>219652938want a sip?
>>219652965Have you checked ebay?
>>219652972kissu
>>219652731this young lad here looks terrific for 17
>>219652844navy grog for me
eating hardtack and sipping grog
what's the FUCKING point of it all
>>219652965>>219652878pirate it and get the game for free its Skyrim
right well that's the phone call with the doctor done and I was awkward as hell the entire time, might get raped up the arse
>>219652768Most pubs have been busy all day. You're a clueless twat if you still work in 2026 Britain.
>>219653015I’ve got some loudpack for later on after work
>>219653015to be
>>219653020what's the problem this time
>>219653076nothing sweetie xx
>>219652977well i was right wasn't iwhy's it 35 squids on steam>>219653018illegal
The Fleshlight imitates real vagina as much as possible, from look to feel.TENGAs are more discreet in design and also have internal shapes that explore the existential question: Is the human vagina is truly the most stimulating shape for the penis, or is there a more optimal shape that can be achieved through mechanical engineering?
was out walking around lunch time and a group of school youths asked me how tall I was. I stopped and replied 6'2" but then the lead male said "...67?" and his cronies burst into laughterrealising I had been done I turned and walked away, my face red. In the distance I could hear them making fun of my jeans as well.
Just woke up. Any big news regarding our elective war for the Christ-killer yids, the synagogue of Satan, the kikes?
mums actually had my pants down here she said me and my sister would get her house in her will. Now she’s selling it so she can buy a bigger house with her new fella and whenever my sister asks her about what that means for our share she goes all weird and changes the subject.Actually so slyyyy
forgot it was tuesday today
>>219653087so is not paying your taxes but youre not doing that
*bookmarks another webpage I'll never look at ever again*
might deliverpoo a subway
>>219653102bizarre falsity
>>219653005Thats just lime and rum
>>219653092should've battered them
>>219653094>mums actually had my pants down hereum?
>>219652457>TLT>IEF>GLDM>DBCIm buying these and 'daytrading' the S&P whilst studying. Cheers
>>219653103ktim
Oh donald..... you fat retarded kikeslave..... what have you done lad....
>>219653220Gorda
>>219653103post ur bookmarks collection
>>219653204>>219653220what's going on chile
>>219653227sc
>>219653227they should have given him the peace prize
>>219653227take it to /cum/ yeah? or better yet /pol/
>>219653177I was easily taller than them as well and I'm currently the henchest I've ever been as well. It would be nice to think this makes me less susceptible to public bullying but evidently not. Try to remind myself that kids are just cruel. No one at work bullies me (to my face at least).
>Just received my conscription order because I'm a white male under 30 It's over. Keir has won.
>>219653254You will never be a woman yeah
cant be conscripted me becasue I'm on the dole
no pussy no warfighting
why would any of you fat racist gammons be conscriptedmore likely to put you in a labor camp
incels and dolescum will be sent to the front line
got the 3d printer out for the first time in 4 yearsmight print some silly trinkets and fuck the planet up a bit
>>219653331Im not working class so i wont
>>219653331Me? Will be fighting in an insurgent far-right paramilitary against the illegitimate British state
>>219653325quite right, quite right
I will simply not consent to my conscription
>>219653166tasty for me
>>219653340Print a dildo for your mum
>>219653359erm gchq we here at /brit/ denounce this fella and his anti-democratic aims
>>219653359mossad will take you out day one la
צה"ל החל לתקוף מטרות של ארגון הטרור חיזבאללה ברחבי לבנון.
>trump commanding stock investors to not sell stocksLmao
>>219653369Don't think I have the right material for a dildo
chortling that suelad did 12 years in the RAF and just squeaked his discharge by the skin of his arse in time to not die in a war for Israel
You lads excited to die for the jews?
Will they let me wear the jacket when they conscript me?
>>219653414id rather adopt a lobotomization patient (female)
oooooh mother should i kiss the wall *guitar solo*
>>219653417Don't worry you won't be conscripted. Too mentally ill
>>219653417cute look but i don't like the untucked shirt
>>219653451But I've already got the boots!
צה״ל מאשר: חוסל אחראי מטה המודיעין של ארגון הטרור חיזבאללה בביירותצה״ל מאשר כעת כי בתקיפה מדויקת בביירות הלילה, חוסל המחבל חסין מקלד ששימש כאחראי מטה המודיעין של ארגון הטרור חיזבאללה.פרטים נוספים בהמשך
>>219653392What’s Suelad up to nowadays? Did he move to Japan?
*sees a bee furry*thats a sexy bee
joining the jewism so I don't get forced to fight for greasy pig freaks
just cummed
>>219653417Looks like the falls of ossian
You think hilter gave af about Iranians? He didn't. Are you Jewish? No? Then where's the issue? This isn't the 1940s and you aren't the ubermensch>le jewsRead a (good) book ffs
>always make their bee avatars sexy every time
>>219653528Incoherent post.
reading a good book actually thanks
Is this outfit seductive?
>>219653528>not liking jews started with hitlerUm
>>219653548He's not very bright
>>219653498I believe he got himself a Japanese gf and then flew her over here with the intention of making her his wife. He also quit 4chan. Canonically one of the more successful /brit/posters.
>>219653562no
>>219610311>>219610311>>219610311
>>219653587...sexo?
>>219653574Good for him. He’s a nice lad.
suelad went to Japan and got his organs harvested, never to be seen on 4chan again
Boring post not worth making
Off my fat arse to get in the shower see u later everybody bye
>>219653616Oh you seethin x
>>219653605>>219653605New
get the free sheldon edish made
>>219653616why make it then
New. Now.
>>219653625You just don't get it>>219653643Hmm
>>219653673Get what?
loads to do this week and none of it done
That goy is a real kikepleaser
>>219653691>>219653691
>>219653684Fuck it, just get on it instead eh
>>219653680The gimmick
>>219653562little tart has no knickers on
