edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k6PyntBZ4Q
>>219760124Three greentext arrows, forward slash, board name, forward slash, post number.If it's an OP post you can just copy the thread URL and paste that in your Quick Reply window and it automatically turns into a link.
She got that booty DOE
>17 months ago I took my first Mounjaro injection and honestly didn’t know if it would change anything…>Today I’m almost 10 stone lighter.>The first photo is from the very day I started.>The second photo is today.>Same person. Same life. Just 17 months of consistency, ups and downs, and not giving up.>Looking back at that first picture now feels surreal. If you’re at the start of your own journey and it feels impossible right now — just know that small changes over time can lead to massive results.>17 months. Nearly 10 stone.>Still can’t quite believe it. >#postviralシ #weightlossjourney #beforeandaftersub edition
there's just too many streaming services
well /brit/, it seems we've both got steamingtoil, haven't we?
hope one day to be in a position where i must go on a business tripwould just feel like such a chad saying "i'm going on a business trip", especially if it's overseas to one of those important countries like japan or america
>>219760227ive got a stream for you *pisses into your mouth*
>>219760243not me
>>219760243Thoughts on this?>>>/d/11431743
>>219760245you reckon you'd shag some tart at the hotel bar or indeed even a prostitute?might as well, no one would ever know
sir jenny ryan of the chase subedish
>>219760250
>>219760293grow up
>>219760273of course, would be a top priority actually
YELPING>Sexual health doctor 'with special interest in penises' who secretly filmed male patients is jailed after one spotted iPhone poking out of his pockethttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15620753/Sexual-health-doctor-filmed-male-patients-jailed.html
la screm de la screm
I cannot stop giving, I'm thirty something
Jacket Theory remains undefeated.
there's no such thing as roast duck restaurants
greyhounds are very strange dogson one hand they are elegant and quieton the other hand they are ugly freaks with malicious auras
>>219760325its never a woman is it? always some bent blokejust not fair
had the 8 out of 10 cats on earlierdunno why you poms have such a raging boner for panel shows, maybe try going outside once in a while and kicking a footy around or something?
toilfu spent about 5 minutes playing with my hands earlier asking why they're rough and calloused when I'm an IT neekfelt nice, now i've had a taste I'm sure to start craving the regular touch of a human woman
>>219760391she wants the D
>>219760364do you see yourself in them
>>219760391tell them theyre rough from all the children youve touched up
>>219760356Why do you post the same things over and over again?
Just need that one cool jacket for my life to be complete
>>219760416no im not lanky enoughbuilt like a bulldog me
>>219760366I was thinking if there are indeed equivalent women doctors with this particular perversion they'd simply never be caught because no man would ever report them. like if your fit female doctor started wanking you off during your Penis Inspection Day exam with her latex gloves whispering in your ear and shit you wouldn't be reporting that. Barely even a crime (if she's fit)
>>219760385cant name an australian tv show ive watched
>>219760356Would love to wear this kind of jacket while I walk around waitrose scouting for my next Charlie Bigham's.
>>219760434I've been down this road and let me tell you: it has no end
>>219759850https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_%28playhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Fair_Ladyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She%27s_All_Thathttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Another_Teen_Movie
this aussie sure does love whinging about muh pomsmaybe he should go outside once in a while and kick a footy around or something
>>219760430In case there's someone new here who hasn't seen them.
>>219760385nobody does have a raging boner for themit's an easily replicated format requiring no effort, no creativity and no budget, signaling an industry on its death bed
>>219760265I don't love it
surprised to find out Australia is full of Greek and Italian immigrants
A succulent roast duck meal
>>219760440you've almost definitely watched neighbours
never mind the buzzcocks was great with lamarr and amstellnew one with greg davies is shite though
>>219760434
>>219760503not since they caught me at the window
>>219760287shes looking a bit old now
>>219760476british expat mate of mine says they're great and he wishes there were even more of them
>>219760463It's just a picture of some gay guy wearing a shitty jacket though who cares
>>219760513Feels like an arbys night
strewth
where are you supposed to take birds on dates? never been on a proper one before, seems a rather yankish practice frankly, but i'd like to give it a try. not going to some posh restaurant though i'm not made of money
got my bum out
>>219760548shitting nora
Zoomers don't laugh at jokes anymore they say "I hate when people are funnier than me"
>>219760537well tell him he's a stupid cunt
/brit/Fest '26 is pencilled-in to take place on the Santa Monica Pier in May or June Over 150,000 people have been emailed with an initial.invite. Some of them have even RSVP'd so it's full steam ahead
>>219760597go get a coffee then have a walk for first date go out for food for second date by third date you should have something in common you can do things should flow from there, unless youre a socially inept autistic of course.
>>219760637rorke's whip
they got the blues brothers on tiktok now these niggas got everything could spend breakfast lunch and dinner on tiktok and tiktok before bed
beard coming in quite nicely actually. nah because I reckon this is going to be the best summer of my life I can't lie.
>>219760226why do fat people's legs go inwards like that?
Please don’t forget about them
>>219760630I CAN'T be there, will YOU?
@grok turn punch monkey into warwick davis and the teddy bear is the body of his dead wife
not really much work to do
put irish "people" in camps
>>219760690>>219760718roar
SHE GOT THAT BOOTY DOE
This jacket isn't even expensive why don't you just buy it already
>>219760635i am in fact pretty socially inept and autistic but i'll try anyway, cheers
>>219760738it's his gimmick reallysame with charlie bigham's, the autumnclue posting and all other similar tarqish fashion posts
petrol has gone up by nine pence at the near petrol station take the piss
>>219760667why the fuck have you started a clause with "nah because"doesn't really even make much sense does it
>>219760736jesus feckin christ need my tounge surgically fused to her colon pronto
>>219760736
had Chinese to much food feel sick>>219760736>>219760738>>219760783>>219760784>>219760785>>219760797ate to much Chinese now I feel sick
>>219760736is this that bint that appeared in some of brosciencelife's videos a while back?she does have a rather lovely bottom
>>219760226>not giving upgiving up on what? injecting yourself? wow such dedication and self control
>>219760805they stopped offering that procedure after all those lads died
>>219760812hope you feel better soon greedy guts xx
>>219760812
possible tranny
thai fusion restaurant just opened up the road, what shall i get?
>>219760817she is/was dating dr mike
>>219760736Look how her fingers automatically twitch to pull under her arse cheeks to make them seem plumper but she already has straps on to do that
https://youtu.be/tCe-h6dx3MsThe GOD is finally back
>>219760736oh my goodness gracious me
>>219760848top half women fused with bottom half man
>>219760848ladyboy
what are you having for tea?
>>219760784All those gimmicks suck though what is the point of it
>>219760889coffee
>>219760869gc (good catch)
>>219760889poo
>>219760867fucking hell really? jewish manlets have all the luck
>>219760901dunno but it's ultimately harmless isn't it compared to some of the ritualistic self harm that gets posted here every day
doesnt feel very weekendish in heremaybe the weather has got the normoids going out earlier yeah, so far just feels like a normal weekday
>>219760907have a little grow up, pal
>>219760848bussy fried rice
>>219760909whoops thought you meant mike israetel, my mistake
>>219760918I guess
>>219760889was supposed to be cottage pie but mumberg had to work until 7 and refused to make it before she leftso I don't know what I'll be having until she's back
Mental how much brown people hate us, obvious they're going to start butchering and raping us the moment they have a solid majority
>>219760967
>>219760939new gingernonce obsession with vintage cars?
My coworker never attends after-work gatherings; everyone says he's withdrawn, aloof, and doesn't fit in.Today, I overheard him on the phone in the stairwell.“Dad, did you take your medicine at noon? I’ll be home soon. Shall we eat at our favorite roast duck restaurant today?”Don't judge others too easily.
>>219760950not that bald little goblin
>>219760889
>>219760990Locomobile is usually the brand classic car enthusiasts point to when talking about peak Connecticut automotive history, especially since they survived into the late 1920s alongside cars like the Model A.
>>219760962bloody selfish of herthrow the raw ingredients and gravy all over her bedsheets then put the duvet over the top that'll teach her
nigga said duck restaurant
>>219760962give her a good fucking hiding when she's back
>>219760967yeah already happened in rhodesia and currently happening in south africa
last one
mad how much women seethe about relationships where the bloke is more than like 5 years older
>>219760889mashed potato and chicken x
>>219760992https://nitter.net/Simon_Ingari>150,000 tweets of made up workplace scenariosLmao
>>219761051source?
Sabrina Carpenter HATES whisky
>>219761073nothing wrong with trade unions
tonight's kino
>>219761051they'll be in the cex window by weeks endwait, that's the other layabout - at least tim has the excuse
>>219761062foster brother 67 dick suck mobile?
>>219761073anglos are the invaders need you lot rounded up and sent back to the continent pronto
>>219761110source of the photo?
and what of the quorn nuggets?
>>219761115The Welsh would just LOVE to side with pakis and blacks to get back le evil englishCelts make me fucking nauseous, even worse when it's all some bizzare cultural larp invented in the 70's
off to bedgarn beddingtons, as they say
The Aryan stare.
>>219761127Do you ever moisturize your hands?
gfberg's been absolutely in bits for like a week because her dad has kidney stones, like it's not that big of a deal, he's in pain but he'll livegod women are fucking weird
mad howmental howmad how mad howmad how mental howmental how mad howmental how mental howmad how mad how mental howmad how mad how mental how mental howmad how mental how mad howmad how mental how mad how mental howmad how mental how mental howmad how mental how mental how mad howmental how mad how mad howmental how mad how mad how mental howmental how mad how mental howmental how mad how mental how mad howmental how mental how mad howmental how mental how mad how mad how
>>219761155ever shag him up the arse?
>>219761154
>>219761143t. 90% celt
>>219761170Is that a yes or no?
>>219761127this video is such a perfect encapsulation of your presence on /brit/
>Notorious /brit/ character homealoneeveryfridaynight has been recruited as Tottenham Hotspur's interim manager
>>219761155Her dad being in pain makes her sad and in pain, far worse than what any man could experience, be better
>>219761150he kinda looks like this guy
>>219761187
>>219761143“Celts” haven’t existed as an ethnolinguistic group for centuriesWhat you hate is larpy leftist neo-Celtic nationalists. That buy into the materialistic reading of history common in Marxists.
>>219761109he's too fed to go to cex
>>219761190...still waiting
>>219761102is that the sherminator
>>219761211why does he look like he's being force fed in every picturetim, blink twice if they're beating you
>>219761200Your hands looked very very crusty and dry you should try moisturizing them especially in winter.
>>219760226don't these injections just suppress hunger? what happens when they stop taking them and just eat more again
>>219761211>>219761127
got someone at toil who i think is a bizarre hybrid of ethnicities
Very hungover lads, supposed to shower but not sure if I can be arsed. Can also feel a second hangover shit brewing, don't think it will be as pleasant as the first one either
THERE'S NO HEATING AND IT'S FUCKING FREEZING
>>219761219why don't you moisturise your hands?
>>219761246erm.... ongoing brotherraped melty?
>>219761236appreciate your concern
>>219761232Because he's got a rotund belly like a foie gras goose
>>219761051
>>219761261Are you circumcized?
>>219761259
>>219761279didn't you say about 20 times that you would leave here and never come back mate
>>219761193yeah but like he's over the worst of it and he keeps telling her he's basically fine now but she doesn't believe him and is getting pissed off at the idea of him downplaying his pain (if he even is)
Life really becomes much clearer when you realise God is unironically real
>>219761296yeah
mad how ian huntley is innocent
Graham Norton highlights episode tonight Fock all else on FOCK ALL (not counting Liverpool losing to Wolves)
Can you help us find Pearl?Pearl, aged 17, was last seen in Miranda, about 12.30pm yesterday (Friday 6 March 2026).
>>219760873Legitimately very good and underrated post
sorry, but ziedy needs to see this
>>219761301Making it all about her typical fucking hate them
>>219761348corrrrrr
>>219761328mad howmental howmad how mad howmad how mental howmental how mad howmental how mental howmad how mad how mental howmad how mad how mental how mental howmad how mental how mad howmad how mental how mad how mental howmad how mental how mental howmad how mental how mental how mad howmental how mad how mad howmental how mad how mad how mental howmental how mad how mental howmental how mad how mental how mad howmental how mental how mad howmental how mental how mad how
>>219761229sherminator has fallen to some hard times
>>219761296didn't you say about 20 times that you would kys and never come back mate
We at /brit/ like to look at naked women with big tits and a flat tummy and also they're pretty in the face
>>219761343>watching broadcast television, adverts and allishygddt
>>219761348In my dungeon, took her back all the way to Britain
Gayham Norton
>>219761348hopefully fucked off back to whatever dog-eating shithole her genes spawned from
>>219761387dont believe I didnever got raped by my brother either so that's two up for me
>>219761303True
>>219761387Are you circumcized?
you still live with your parent, btw
>>219761388and have willies
>>219761382Imagine just trying to do your job you hate because you failed as an actor and someone's taking pictures of you to put on the internet. In other news I know someone that used to work with Rik Waller off pop idol, apparently he was very annoying and still fat.
>>219761414>>219761219
right well he's simply not allowed to post that is he
>>219761420Are you circumcized?
Nothing shows more clearly that the online right are actual philistines than when they talk about Jazz.
>>219761470did you diddle your own sis?
just thought about something embarrassing i did recently but i'm out of benzos now so i suppose i'm fucked aren't i
>>219761429no
>>219761474explain
>>219761273>UCSBhe had such a good life bros...
>>219761483yh
cow in the sea
>>219761475I don't have a sister Are you circumcized?
>>219761480everyone makes mistakes why do you have to numb yourself with drugs
>>219761420do you still visit your parent's grave btw?
carp in the bathtub
>>219761436fats waller?
magnitude 6.7 raped paedo meltdown
im circumcized
>>219761501ain't that where the supreme gentleman had his day of reckoning?
Droitwich spa, home to Rik Mayall
>>219761539My condolences
love women
>>219761521
>>219761536Really want to know what the person who gets turned on by this looks like, also whoever made this
>>219761566she's a valkyrie
>>219761562it's all good
>>219761520wasn't really a mistake so much as me being an unhinged dickhead
>>219761536Post the one with the guy taped to sonic's heel
Going to the cinema tonight to watch a motion picture
>>219761605
>>219761605here you go
only 10:37, means i've got an hour and 23 left to chug 'fee
the fear of potentially getting a kidney stone someday is enough to make me want to kill myself
>>219761626Hooting and hollering and jumping up and down hitting myself in the head with a huge wooden mallet
>>219761666
>>219761617which one x
>>219761687odeon x
>>219761539same, i had the ol' phimo when i was a little lad and my parents had the forethought to get it snipped instead of have me end up like the incels of /brit/ who have never seen their own bellends and are ashamed of their own willards.
>>219761687scream
>>219761658i had appendicitis cant be sorer than that
>>219761710what's so funny
business idea: t-shirt with "I beat phimosis"
>>219761696welcome to the covenant
>>219761696a boy at school showed me how to pull my foreskin back so I did when I was home and then couldnt get it back down so came downstairs with me willy out crying to my mum and dad ended up getting it cut off not long after that
Plotting a spaff in a fannard later tonight...A truly devious scheme if you will
>>219761748the whole willy?
don't even follow football but find the spurs thing hilarious
>>219760226Before...and waaaay before
>>219761786s
>>219761748one of my earliest memories is asking my mum why my willard swelled up like a balloon when i pissed. the snip came along after that.
>>219761786Fee dumberadfer easing that
chess
>>219761819not sure thats possible
>>219761786America, so much to answer for
>>219761786>2024 patter
feel like everyone in here got their cock cut off
i'm the only man on 4chan who hasnt got phimosis
>>219761833Huh?
>>219761884youre a fucking retard
>>219761786holy zoomeroli
>>219761852dont have phimosis anymore since my circumcision
>>219761238There was a recent study that showed almost everyone who takes them returns to their previous weight about a year and a half after stopping them
Imagine if rorke had his wayall we would have to eat would be beans and toast and sausages lmaoo
>>219761896Nnnm... Wha?
>>219761943
>>219761539Couldn't pull it back when erect. Made a snapping sound and now it dosn't retract but at least it isnt stuck in place
>>219761786he needs to LOCK IN and something something AURA blah CORTISOL etc JESTERMAXXX and so on
>>219761948Hnuuggh??
mwad that the guy who killed John Lennon is still alive, in prison, 70 years old, and has been in solitary confinement all that time
>>219761975>>219761896
>>219761940restore want halal bannedno more chicken or lamb tikka under his watch
Me?Willard is fine, maybe it was a little tight when I first started playing with it but you can't stop a young lad getting playing with his willy can you
the dream gf
>>219761964one of them isn't standing
Have you lads been doing your Lenten abstinenceNo meat on fridays
just had a nice curry x
>>219761989Buggh... nnnyyh..... pouuhduunbuu?
if leftymong get his way, we'll cease to exist
We at /brit/ have been proscribed by Palestine Action as useful idiots and zionist puppets
>>219761969so you can't see your own bellend...?
It may take another 40 or 80 years to get any of you calm enough, ever again, to ask yourselves whether this is the desirable legal attitude, whether this is the beau ideal, the ne plus ultra, the summum desiderium for a public official, engaged regularly in great municipal law courts. It is open to doubt whether there are six men listening now to this broadcast who are capable of facing this question. If there are, let 'em find six others. Some day you will all have to face it, and face all of its implications, not merely one of 'em. Some day the remnants of the American people will begin to wonder WHICH side was right. They will wonder whether the choice was wise. They will even begin to wonder which side of WHAT. Which side stood for which PRINCIPLE, not merely stood for which interest. Hank Wallace has shown up the INTEREST. Gold. Nothing else uniting the three governments, England, Russia, United States of America. THAT IS the interest — gold, usury, debt, monopoly, class interest, and possibly gross indifference and contempt for humanity. Now if you know anything whatsoever of modern Europe and Asia, you know that HITLER stands for putting men over machines. If you don't know that, you know NOTHING. And beyond that you either know or do not know that Stalin's regime considers humanity as NOTHING save raw material. Deliver so many carloads of human MATERIAL at the consumption point. That is the LOGICAL result of materialism If you assert that men are dirt, that humanity is MERELY material, that is where you come out. And the old Georgian train robber is perfectly logical If all things are merely MATERIAL man is material and the system of ANTI-man treats man as matter.
Got a nongshim, shin ramyun cup don't I?
Alternative for Palestine
>>219761998Preferred the take a pint edish me
all american male product shelf life agonymasturbate your birthday partyif you're lonely get a lobotomy
>>219761998Why do so many females pretend to read books? I've probably read 3 in my life like most people get so many of them claim to read at least one every month
i want to be able to turn invisible exclusively so i can wank in front of people without them knowing
Walk in a circle
>>219762043I can the skin just hangs like sleeve of wizard
>>219762051The text you shared is an excerpt from one of the World War II radio broadcasts made by the American poet Ezra Pound. Broadcasting from fascist Italy via Radio Rome between 1941 and 1943, Pound delivered hundreds of these speeches aimed at American and British audiences.
>>219762091Some kind of virtue signalling?They think it makes them look smart and cultured and definitely not boring
a perfect gun
>>219762072Alternative For Dalmacia
Nary a syllable
imagine having only ever read 3 books in your entire life pond slime
>>219762184name 10 books
>>219762184too bloody right, read all the potter books me and there's like 7 of them
waiting for the new
>>219762196i posted this for you, will you please acknowledge it?>>219761372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNpyNT2pqpM
bro is flirting with ziedbelg
>>219762184I prefer to spend time with people and traveling
wonder how much embarrassing stuff about me there is floating around the internet that i don't know about
>>219762091>I've probably read 3 in my lifeRead more instead of making your entire identity that of an insufferable incel twat
go on then
Just read two novels in this thread
>>219762317what could possibly be online about you
Just finished a book today, so I did
>>219762352also they're gonna need 10 plummers to do you
>>219762408>>219762408>>219762408
hello
