https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXR6zlXeE7cedition
sadie sinkproper semen demon
>>21981987webm unrelated i assume
Cheaper gacha tix thanks Pissrael!
so all the porn in the catalog stays up for hours but an innocuous funpost in /brit/ gets insta-punished.very curious.
nth for the baddiedem
nth for Yuno!
i hate women
Just beat my shit
wuppa time
is this AI https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772845089543946.webm
>>219819974weirdly the commentary sounds ai lolbut that bloke definitely did not die you can see him move at the end
humanity deserved to be enslaved by an alien civilisation for the way we treat animals
>>219820004poof
>>219819855Thought that's a gore from thumbnail
>>219820016Bi-yearly nepal sighting.
>>219819855>>219820020I thought it was Dr. Eggman or sth
£100 a barrel when?
Tickets on the Ghan and Indian Pacific are $4-6k.Absurd even as a novelty.
>>219820045Ghan ahead and suck my nuts bitch
>>219820044Qatar has already suspended LNG exports and their energy minister said he expects other Gulfies to do similar soon.
>>219820044good thing we're saving the planet with paper straws to offset all this going into the atmosphere.
>>219820181when I said rorke and leftypol were going at it like a couple of wild animals I didn't mean like this!
>>219819952don't we all
>>219819974yes human beings aren't made of rubber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-60PGw6TTX8
>>219819901PHWOARRRRRR
>humanity deserved to be enslaved by an alien civilisation
>>219819892Double anni seasonal unit tickets, triple star premium draw tickets, double uncap item tickets, paid discount pity gacha rolls, premium character tickets and 12th anniversary costumes all at a discount price mhmmBuy all your weebshit cheap before AIPAC gives up
i am not an antisemite
>>219820346omg...
Every bonger I have ever met smelled like shit. And not like shit as in they forgot to wear deodorant or something, I mean they have all smelled like literal fecal matter
I'm everything
>>219820387Every Mexican I've met has been gay
>>219820387pls dont be racist
If I lived in Canada I would go to Tim Hortons !!
>>219820421I'm going tomorrow! Roll up is back you know.
lana del rey does nothing for me
sometimes it makes me laugh imagining how autistic I must look to normal people
A lot of people in the UK are communists
>>219820346how do they even smell or taste what they're eatinghe just grabs it and pops it down the gullet
>>219820421We have Tim Hortons in the UK
sucking a timbit
>>219820484Wouldn't be the same though
>>219820439She look like if you poke her a little feather come out like a pillow, pier 1 white bih. Tired of her. Pier 1 cash money. Play that shit on a Bose speaker ahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtArnz5qt4o
world cup in three monthsfeels like the last one was yesterday
>>219820504grim
Compulsively looked up my exes accounts award
Just closed my eyes and the word "haha" pulsed in front of meWhat could this mean?
>>219820469Toucans don't taste food at the tip of their beak like we would with the tip of our tongue. In fact, birds generally have far fewer taste buds than mammals, and the ones they do have are located at the very back of the roof of their mouth and the base of their throat.They do have nostrils, called nares. You just can't easily see them because they are located at the very base of that massive beak, right where it meets the skull, often hidden by the feathers of their face. When they are near a piece of fruit, the scent travels up to those nares, allowing them to smell the volatile chemicals of the ripening food before they even snap it up.So, the process is basically a highly coordinated sequence: they spot brightly colored fruit with their excellent vision, sniff out its ripeness using the nostrils at the base of their skull, pluck it with the tip of their giant beak, toss it into the air, and taste it at the back of their throat just as it goes down the hatch.
>>219820387If you ever sit on a train and have people shuffling by you with their ass height around your face you’ll notice most people really smell like doodoo and you have to contemplate the terrifying reality that 90% of people arenr wiping adequately
I wonder what the real average iq of a brazilian is
>>219820346weird how so many birds just don't give a fuck about us
chat gbt generate for me a thing to eat for dinner thank you chat gbt
>>219820181outdoor boys
@grok make her naked and having sex to a man pleas
so turns out koresh did the same thing marshall herff applewhite didi.e. made his followers afraid of some outside force, outsiders, government agents, non-believers not many people know this but the heavens gate were being told by herff that the police / fbi were actively watching them toward the end of their time in the mansion. they must have been paranoid af
feeling extremely blackpilled and depressedbut at least I have Jesus. It'll all be okay.
nigga looks like he makes video essays
>>219820594he was drowning in pussy
>>219820589ktim
90s fashion is goated
>>219820605will keep u in my prayers
hey gemini can you please pray for methanks
>>219820617Okay. I can definitely do that. Do you have anything specific you need help with in prayer? Let me know!
rorkes trad daughter getting blacked at freshers
right well that's a cuck fetish post made at half past 4 on a monday
>>219820594>FGCU professor says Branch Davidian leader stole ideology from Estero culthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreshan_UnityThe Koreshan Unity was a communal utopia founded in the 1870s by Cyrus Teed, who was regarded by his followers as a new Messiah. The group’s belief system, Koreshanity, promoted celibacy, communal living, and the equality of the sexes, with a ruling body (the Planetary Court) composed almost entirely of women. Among their most unusual tenets was the "hollow Earth" theory, which posited that the universe exists entirely within the inside crust of the planet. After originating in New York and spending time in Chicago, the group settled in Estero, Florida, in 1894 to build a "New Jerusalem," reaching a peak of over 250 residents and establishing a largely self-sufficient community. Following Teed's death in 1908, the group's numbers steadily declined; their last official member, Hedwig Michel, died in 1982, and the community's former grounds in Estero are preserved today as a Florida State Park.
madagascarodd little country
>save me
>>219820692funny how there's just a whole country full of blasians
>>219820633
Central Asia is pretty much all wasians
>fear is our most primal emotion, and with good evolutionary reason
i'm really such an bitter and resentful person but i don't think that makes me badi'm only like this because people have gone out of there way to make me suffer
>>219820764also yes i know i used the wrong there sorry
time for bed
WHEN I SAY SIX MILLION YOU SAY
>>219820785don't like this
>>219820795Wasn't enough
>>219820794seconding this
>>219820813um
fug
>>219820854i deleted it. i know how you guys are
He did it again
>>219820906ok
sometimes i forget what reddit is like and then i go on it and i'm actually amazed by how reddity it is
>>219820979The people on there seem stuck in time, like they didn't really evolve over the course of the last decade
>>219820594looks like that maga guy from twitter
>>219820979Astounds me how you'll see people commenting on something like computer specs and then check their comments and they're posting heart emojis on shemale porn on the same account.
might make a new stardew valley farm
>>219821033always makes me laugh
might read another book while youre running around like a hamster on a wheel trying to pick the next hyped up commodity
>>219821037kek
>>219821050okay man that's great
Not really doing anything :/
Breaking news: Senseless terror attack on New York city and Israel bombards Iranian oil plants for no reason.
>>219821073im just hyping myself up. dont take it personally.
>>219821128to each their own
>>219821119too many evil things in the worldbest not to think about it
>>219821035what's the pointit's all the same every time
Whoever decided to put these near NSFW anime ads on blue boards needs to be hacked to death with a cleaver in public
>>219821170ill stop
>>219821184Well rorke you see all humans are the same or something
>>219821197maybe you shouldn't be a phone posting bitch
>>219821035girl gameare you a girl
mad how much better the south is. people cope by saying it's london but everywhere in the south of england is nicer. lovely intelligent people, thoughtful, creative, funny. fuck the north.
>>219821215love farminglove mininglove fishinglove selling goodssimple as that
No secret is safe once quantum computers significantly undermine modern encryption.
I was gaming with a girl yesterday
>>219821224good lad
>>219821245what game?
Friends wife joined our wow guild and now we can’t call things gay
sipping incel lean
>>219821266That's none of your business
women are just grim aren't they
the japanese are the only ones who understand my love of huge tits
>>219821346come ooon
absolutely exhausted stardew valleydid the lotmight try a few mods
>>219821349what the hell is even that
>>219821401which bird did you knock up
>>219821410a bongoloid woman
>>219821220hmm it would seem that the superior white master race has done it again!
>>219821349couldnt care less about her opinion or yours. uneducated weirdos
listening to moon man songs in my honda
eating tuna and goldfish :>
on t'cans at 4pm on a monday
>>219821463you are genuinely such a fucking freakdo you have any friends in real life?
it was women's day apparently
>>219821500sorry? too busy reading to care about your negativity. if you could take a deep breath and stop talking to me that'd be great.
i say "ireland" in such a way that people can't tell if i'm saying "ireland" or "island" without context, and this isn't even my natural mode of speaking, frankly i do it on purpose
>>219821516do you have any friends you can talk to in real life or is this your only social interaction?
moon man, moon man, can't you see? spics and niggers need to hang from trees
Can’t wait for summer
>Oil price surge very small price to pay to show how much Israeli dick we suckI'm laughing so hard at MAGA retards right now
>>219821518fascinating
>>219821558>arent they>genuinelyyou ever stop and consider how silly you sound? like youre constantly trying to convince the thread your right to humiliate someone. youre a muppet.
>>219821575raye sexo
listening to a song where the lyrics talk about "getting older" and the artist was 7 years younger at time of recording than i am now
>>219821599you spend so much time here seeking attentioni don't imagine you have many other people who talk to you :(
>>219821613youre the one complaining about women at 6am. how would you know im here unless you were? anyway, surprised you havent broken down and started name calling, you immature little twit.
>>219821603some people's bodies start going to shit early onlooked at a /v/ thread once and there were kids (from my perspective) complaining about back pain and hæmorrhoids
>>219821439sandy for meor krobusneither can have kids which is a plus
>>219821631because every time i come here you're posting the same pictures of children? again do you actually have any friends in real life or is this the only way you can get people to talk to you?
corrjust instantiated an apocalyptic poobergizationpic related
>>219821599can see why dr wallace offed himself
>>219821659youre mad because i disagreed with you. the fact that you didnt want a sincere answer just shows what a joke you really are. kys freak
There is no way this nigga is actually reading the books he posts.
>>219821693>>219820581reading this one currently. will be done before sunrise
>>219821670you have no friends in real life that's why you have to search for attention on fucking /brit/ lmao
>>219821710sounds like i what i was just telling you...lay off w/e drugs youre on. youre falling off
>he's still doing this bit
>>219821736>grown man changed his mind and made a choiceyeah, baffling i know
>>219821736>>219821745make sure you screenshot that, lad
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772946490249668.webmwomen should have never been given video cameras or internet access
melty melty
>>219821769did you shit yourself again? maybe your pops can help you change your diaper
>>219821765men are the ones watching though!
>>219821769can see why women want nothing to do with you, btw
>>219821775Sorry that your parents died, that must have been tough. I mean that genuinely. My Dad died 4 years ago and I'm still not over it.
hell nah nigga hit the double reply i'm crine
In a state of extreme rem rebound after years of smoking cannabis a lot and now quitting suddenly for two weeks. Last night I had wine and Chinese food which seemed to include fermented cabbage. This morning until my alarm went off I had an insane nightmare. The longest most vivid most realistic nightmare I've ever had in my life. Rem sleep is the worst bullshit
>>219821798ive been on my own since i was 18. this is probably why you and i dont see eye to eye a lot. weve had different walks of life. anyway, dont take it personal i dont know you and im not being sincere im saying these things out of frustration. at the same time, be honest with yourself. a lot can be said for being humble imo
>>219821884BITCH
>>219821856No worries, /brit/ can be a fiery place at time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waQk3FK3dC8
lol
>>219821852used to have extremely vivid nightmares after finished a booze sessionlike super vividmore vivid than real lifei would feel actual pain these dreamsand usually lucid
>>219821580A small price to pay for a peng Persian gf
Is the phrase ‘a particular group of youths’ another way to refer to ‘scholars’ and ‘aspiring rappers’
why do the characters in harry potter talk like americans, other than the odd "oi" and "mate"?
rorke kisses his mum goodnight on the lips
I can't prove it yet but I am utterly convinced that mousey is responsible for the fire at Glasgow Central station
>>219822087i've kissed my parents and grandparents on the lips my whole life. why does familial affection scare you?
leftypol kisses his dad on the willy aha
Canadians, are you really full of pakis now?
>>219822100ever kissed your gran up her arse?
>>219822113leftypol kisses his mum on the willy
>>219822113I think I was sexually assaulted by my father as a child and I've suppressed it because all I can remember is him hugging me in bed and asking how much I loved him
>>219822123isnt it haram for you to be talking like that?
>i've kissed my parents and grandparents on the lips my whole life
>>219822113>>219822124sc>>219822130:(
>I think I was sexually assaulted by my father as a child
>>219822132ever kissed your gran up her arse then kissed your granddad on the lips and he smiled because your lips tasted like your grans arse
>>219822147
herr starmer won't like all this incest talk
niggas really do be sexualising their parents and grandparents wtf
they brought the game of fitbaw into disrepute
Remembering that time I was once sleeping in my parents bed with them when my dad started shagging my mum prone bone. I remember turning away and closing my eyes as tightly as I could to pretend to sleep while my mum patted my back, whispering it was ok as the slapping sound of my mum's chubby cheeks echoed throughout the room
>>219821899>>141972626daily reminder
>>219822130You’ve taken a wonderful fatherly gesture of love and devotion and twisted it into something evil and disgusting. It’s normal to love one’s child.
>>219822222
that's leftypol done and dusted
you lads heard about the internet?
>>219822245homosexuality is okay (with consenting adults)incest is okay (with consenting adults)pedophilia is not okay (because there are no consenting adultssimple as
does anyone know where you find the pizza dough in aldi
Mad how someone hasn't just murdered this cunt giving he just exploits and scams people with his "property portfolio" courses. Like if I was dumb enough to be scammed by him I'd be fucking raging and would make it my sole mission to end him
>>219822035What's so funny rorke? Just because they chose to represent this great occasion with a picture of a man pretending to be a woman, instead of an actual biological woman doesn't mean the message is diminished in any way.
>>219822276> incest is okay (with consenting adults)And the poor child who’s going to be born with all types of disabilities and disfigurements because of it? Did he/she consent?
>>219822072>Kids>Teens>Thugs>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Persons of interest>Lunchtime rowdies>Restaurant patrons>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Hulking schoolboys>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
>gay man who found out his boyfriend has been hiding his feeder fetish from himyou thicken me
>>219822284I remember a while ago there was a ex soldier who fell for his BS and sunk all his money into his property courses and lost everything then killed himself, surprised he’s still going after that tbf
>>219821765I'm the one watching!
>>219822294so if it's two guys or two women or the man or woman are infertile, you think incest is okay?
>>219822317Not at all I was just using your logic to make a point
>>219822317>two womenhell yes!
>>219822284cortisol just spiked through the roof seeing this fucking cunts face I hate him
>>219822329that isn't my logic at all. your logic is that since there is a (slightly) higher risk of genetic defects, they shouldn't have kids.so by your logic, brother/brother, sister/sister, and brother/sister but one of them is infertile relationships are fine.you must also think that people with hereditary diseases shouldn't be allowed to have sex
>>219822072>>219822297I think these ones are the religion of peace ones
>>219822362Your logic was since it’s consenting then it’s okay. That’s why I mentioned the child born all retarded as a result not consenting. > so by your logicYou don’t know my logic you fucking degenerate I haven’t told you my logic
The Lord has seen it fit to bless us all with another day
>>219822409fucking scuh-REAMING!
>>219822401then what's your argument for why brother/brother or sister/sister incest should be illegal? state your argument instead of being a retard
>>219822409I will jerk off to this image now
would though
>>219822433>>219822438this is the reason women's egos are out of control
>>219822429Apologise for putting words in my mouth first and lying
>>219822035
>>219822465
your all cracking me up today!!
hate y'all
No iranian ever called me a sheepshagger
>>219822512yea same
>>219822520FactsWhen I went Iran they were all really nice people to me
Why do people hateMeghan Markleso much
>>219822465>putting words in your mouth>I said incest is okay if it's two consenting adults>your argument (and only argument stated thus car) is that if a baby is born, it might come out retarded (hint: one generation isn't enough for that usually)>since you've put forth no other arguments, that is your argument for why it's badsimple as
Vape binnedNicotine gum purchased
>>2198225372 groupsWeirdo royalists with no lives who think she was the one who broke up the royal family.And normalish people who think she’s a bit of an attention seeking bitch
>>219822537horrible to her dadout of touchfake
>>219822578Group 3: people who hate her because shes half cast
just love being white and live around other white people me
Can’t believe there are BLACKS in my country
Thanks Donald
>>219822537alri jordan peterson
>>219822598She’s white m8
>>219822632vpnyank
>>219822615it’s a disgrace
>>219822616NEET Bros. I will have to work again. Or I sell now, losing the recovery profits.https://youtu.be/mPTCq3LiZSE?t=3
>>219822615mad how i never saw a single one and now every city is filled with mealy mouthed africans all of a sudden
Jesus makes even the toughest of men cry like babies
>>219822720Jewish mind control that Jesus fella
>>219822720he's a menace with that chainsaw can't fault the blokes for crying
>>219822684>>219822615Not even being racist when I say it’s crazy how you’ll be driving through a rural Cotswolds village, deep England, untouched by outsiders since the Normans and you turn a corner to see a jolly sambo grinning with a huge watermelon smile carrying a load of luggage on his head, family in tow. Where are they all coming from and what are they doing here?
Right, that was a bit racist actually
not racist to simply not want them herei have no issue with an african in africa or a chinaman in china, let a thousand blossoms bloom far as i'm concerned. but they need to stay there.
>>219822795You’re a white man in a black fellas country mate, get a clue stu
might grow one of those long chinese mustaches
don't cry because it's over rorke, smile because it happened
>>219822795>>219822795>let a thousand blossoms bloom far as i'm concernedDid he ever sort out the crocodile problem?
>>219822816fu manchu
>>219822741Sure that’s why they despise him so much they can’t even say his name
>>219822825How about FU, dickhead
*observes /brit/*
>>219822835beautiful creature
>>219822811right, we owe a debt to abos. got no problem with them either. tragic state they're inbut if you object to our presence here then you must necessarily object to the import of chinks and niggers. be like throwing a party at someone else's house and inviting all the world in while you're there
owl outside my window going HOOT HOOT HOOT
i am prejudiced against people of non-european heritage, and those who aren't sexually attracted exclusively to the opposite sex
>>219822816>>219822825>>219822834samefag
snappy onyx brush inna bus
>>219822465hate to say it but he's done you i can't see where your argument could possibly go from there without having to backtrack
tap on tap off
>>219822862and what about us gay niggers?
>>219822892it cancels out so he loves you
>>219822907interesting
>>219822888best thing ever invented. mental that i cant have it in my shithole cause nobody would police it and everyone would ride for free.
>>219822862Racismsexismlad!
good job i booked my flights yesterday
>>219822862Thoughts on gender non-conforming individuals?
Currently down three grand because of Tony Blair's Iraq rebootThree grand so far. Could lose it all. Why not.
>>219822931why wouldnt the bus driver police it?
>>219822956sir there has been a problem with your booking and we've had to cancel it but we can offer you a re-booking on the same flight at a special new price increased by 100%
had a very good weekend ladsshagged the escort in doggy and missionarycomfy bike ride with my cousinand got today off toilit lush
>>219822976Bus driver's job is to drive the bus, not get stabbed by some uppity you-know-what.
>>219822988BA wouldnt do that to a bronze club member
>>219822997his job includes managing payment
>>219822956There's gonna be petrol rationing because of this war$150 per barrel is inevitable which is absolutely insane
if only we had a load of oil in the north sea
>>219823040we're not allowed to use that. that's the bad oil you see
>>219822931the free buses for under 22 year olds in scotland has led to buses being a hellish nightmare.
>The US has 10 days to clear the strait of Hormuz or global markets will crash (not a hyperbole)>At first, markets brushed off the conflict as another 12 day war. However, realization is setting in that Iran is actually capable of deterring passage through the Hormuz strait by 90%.>The problem is that every day that goes on is the equivalent of shutting off 10+ billion barrels of oil every single day. As storage becomes full, producers are forced to shut in production, which takes 2 weeks to restart. Thankfully, most of the world is fine for 1-2 weeks without gulf oil. After that, problems begin.>Oil will reprice a geopolitical premium and $100 is LOW for the magnitude of production shutdown.>What happens: bond yields will roar to new highs as a huge wave of inflation begins. All rate cut probabilities get removed, and you will see the traditional end of the business cycle, high oil prices will turn growth into recession for most economies. None of this is priced in equities. And the longer it goes on, the higher likelihood of it happening.>How to end it? Trump has fallen for a Trump. There is no way to clear Iran's mountain ranges littered with AD and missile silos, thus tankers will keep getting shot in the Hormuz strait. The only way is to put troops on the ground. we are fuckedFUCKED I tell you
>>219823101im not im loaded. youre probably fucked cause you spent your life chasing the thrill of geopolitics instead of cold hard cash
>>219823101not my problemhope they mine it
>escortmong is a seasidemongjust no redemption for this gimp is there
it's ok, we'll just use russian gas
i'm fine i've got loads of oil
the end is nigh ladsget stocked up on baked beans NOW because in 24 hours its all going to go to SHIT
>>219823051why is norway expanding operations in the north sea while we are closing 60% of our 280 fields in the next 5 years?why did we buy £20bn of oil and gas from norway last year?
>>219822907DON'T MURDER FILIPINAS
>>219823191dunno m8
not worries about oil prices going uptake public transport, you see
>>219823212don't think groceries and the like are moved around by public transport
>>219823232Just had a business epiphany
4 pack of cream of tomato soup just sat next to me on the bus
>>219823232i walk to the shop but take a tram if it's from lidl
>>219823183They don't mean the stuff on your face
just saw tesco staff unloading loaves of bread from the number 38
I'm all scared because Iran might bomb us and that.
Don't worry, I won't let anybody bomb us
>>219823252get it in your prepper bunker NOW
>>219823306>>219823306
>>219823311>>219823311>>219823311
If you're on a pacific island there's a good chance you get your digestives delivered on the same boat you arrived on
>>219823184I've got about 80 grand in cash is now a good time to stick it in my index fund?
>>219822471chortle
