Brian Aldiss edition
death to america
alri
Yeah I think this is the thread
got the frasier on
>>219850005MERCY!
>>219849975
bedroom smells like my grandparents' attic
ah... hello all
>sage
really have no one i feel like i can talk to other than you virginsprobably even more detrimental to my sanity than i realise because it's been like this for so long it feels normal to me
Given up booze for lent and it's so boringThought I'd be really productive but I'm notThought I'd have way more energy but I don'tThought my motivation at work would improve but it hasn'tWhere are all the magical benefits that sober people hark on about?
>>219850033>virginsSpeak for yourself Bruce
>>219850026
cock penis
can smell a melty brewing
raped
>>219850075
raped melty
why did all the maga bots simultaneously start making carbon copy posts slandering that professor jiang fella? is it all because he said mean things about israel in his predictions?
>go to bed around 11pm>gingerpaedo melty ongoing>wake up at 7>shower and have brekkie>morning check on the chon>gingerpaedo melty has not yet ended
>>219849519
SIX TWO
breaking news: a man with tourette's syndrome has risen from his chair and bellowed ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGAR IS BEING NIGGARDLY WITH THE VINEGAR
>>219850063you should be imprisoned and raped to death
>>219850085blobby on a mad one
wonder if someday you'll finally get the dreaded knock on the door about "your online activity" lads?
vinegar more like vine nigger
>>219850138I'll be in the clear when I show them my gay porn
>>219850149*claps*very good
>>219850098id say that is a stretch of the use of the word melty hes simply posting images and videos of children like has has done for 6 years because he is a paedophilewhen an actual melty happens youll be sure to see me point it out
>>219850092Love British culture me
bout a month ago I made the decision to change ISP as I was paying £32/month for 70Mb down with Skynow a month later I am still without internet after having switched to Virgin Media then cancelling with them as the service kept dropping and then placing a new order with Vodafone and they had to sent out a guy to fit a wall box and there is STILL no internet despite the guy being out for 3 hours yesterday hammering and drilling. He literally left with it still not working.have had to submit a complaint form with Vodafone now as I can't be arsed speaking to Jeetvinder on the chat telling me to turn it on/off 10 times, just want a white fellow to fix my problem. All this to save 6 quid a month. There's no way rich people have to deal with stuff like this.
The backlash against vinegar has started. While a new name is being thought up please refer to it as flavoured diluted acetic acid.
if a girl you're seeing sends a picture of your willy in her girls group chat without your permission is that some kind of criminal offence? i don't like it
I made a planning mistake and it ended up making more sense to go wait at the school to pick up my son 35 minutes early rather than five minutes late like usual. I’ve discovered that a very large number of parents are insane. There was already multiple cars waiting when I arrived and many here 20+ minutes early. Why do this? What are you accomplishing?!
lots of long posts im not reading this morning
there's this poo smell permeating the living room lads, think catberg might've done a shit in there, but he's usually very diligent about his litterbox
>>219850192fucking get my boring post about internet problems read you cunt
>>219850138nothing incriminating on my pc
>>219850179Sky and Vodafone both use Openreach so if the Sky broadband worked, there shouldn't be a need for an engineer to visit your house. The cable to your house will be the same.
>>219850188even back in my own primary school days I have memories of nutter parents with their heads pressed up against the school gates / fence observing their own children playing in the playgroundnot in a nonce way even but like trying to police what sort of behaviour happens involving their child in the playground, yelling at other children and that. Bizarre.
they call me homunculus
>>219850187that's rape, you've been raped
>>219850188>>219850226important question: are they/were they brown?I went to school in London and a lot of the time it would be pakistani/somalian parents trying to police their kidssome of my friends were muslim girls and they weren't allowed to come to my house because I was a guy (by the way I was like 8 years old) and they weren't allowed to celebrate birthdays or go to anyone's birthday party
>>219850219That had been my understanding as well HOWEVER it turns out that in addition to the OpenReach network, many ISPs (Sky and Vodafone included) now also use the CityFibre network, an entirely different FTTP network.I think the main difference for consumers is that CityFibre can offer symmetric speeds so ISPs can sell contracts with speeds of 900 up / 900 down instead of 900 down / 50 up etc. Anyway for my purposes it mean that I now have a CityFibre box and an OpenReach box installed on my wall. The Vodafone install was via CityFibre and that's the box the Vodafone router plugs into. But it doesn't connect to the internet.
>>219850187>>219850258the definition of rape in the UK is the insertion of penis into an unwanted space. Therefore you have in fact raped every member of that groupchat. see you in court sucker
>>219850187it is a criminal offence
>>219850214yeah but they might do you in for hate speech because you said nigger on facebook 10 years ago or some shit
iPhone to add Distorted Face as new official emoji
>>219850309screm
>>219850187don't think so, sending it to her to begin with is implicitly giving her permission to use as she pleases
Today I was here
>>219850309
>>219850301just look like a normal emoji head
>>219850344cool
thought that lad with the toilfu was a young lad not a 36 year old virgin who's been building up to asking her out for 2 years
>>219850382your first mistake was thinking it's anything other than a wind up
when i read the word toilfu i think of kung fu rather than waifu
well rorke why don't you have one of these
>>219850405hello glowie
really feels like my life is drawing to a close and my long-overdue suicide is imminent
>>219850405It's been revoked!
Right, that’s the protogf snogged and upgraded to regular gf isn’t it. Happy days
>>219850439don't count your chickens befoe they're hatched mateI would wait at least a week or two after kissing her until asking her to actually be your gfotherwise it comes off as desperate and virginish and she will ditch your assalso if you fuck up the first time you have sex (i.e. being selfish) she will ditch you
>>219850405Not an Epstein blud
>>219850463Not my first rodeo lad but I appreciate the advice nonetheless
>>219850429the question I often come back to is "do I need to do it today?" and the answer most often comes back no. That's not to say that I won't end my own life or that I don't have the means, rather that it really isn't such a pressing matter that I absolutely must do it today. also if you're Opiate Bruce you'd do well to knock the ol' opiates on the head so you can make an informed decision on the matter of the ol' 'cide.
>>219850491my bad I assumed it was because otherwise you wouldn't come to /brit/ to talk about it
>>219850214rorke scrambling to zero his HDD's and then drilling the platters anyway
I'm a 36 year old up and comer
no matter how bad your life is, as long as you're not brown it's alright
rorke SLAMS leftypol over his claims that GOD is a TRANNY BIPOC
can't arrest me for asmr can they
>>219850503been off the 'pioids lately, i tend to binge them for like a week at a time and then stop for a few weeks, not being on them is partly what's making me miserable
>>219850526probably not but i hope they do anyway then brutally assault you in your cell
you wonder if this is the root of so much of the male cultural malaise in current times. In the olden days all men would just go down the knocking shop and let their load go inside some harlot once a week and it kept them on an even keelthese days lads just get more and more sexually frustrated and insane, forever and ever, until it manifests in weird patterns seen across entire generations of young men who have never had sex
how do you not be "selfish" during sex? are you supposed to lick their fanny and that?
>>219850563yh giving pleasure is a pleasure itself
>>219850563
If women stopped taking birth control Chalamet wouldn't be a thing
itchy banana
>>219850563you need to say "thank you" with each thrust
putting things in my south mouth
>>219850582mmm is that some AI slop?*gobble gobble gobble*
>>219850596what does this mean
>>219850607ummies
>>219850563my mistake was I came on her, then turned over and went to sleep, she asked for something to wipe the cum off and I just said use the towel lol
>>219850619Women are attracted to effeminate men because birth control fucks their hormones
>>219850646lmao incel
>>219850563Don’t just kiss her and pump her and then wipe the cum off you then throw her the cummy cloth. You gotta earn her up, most women enjoy foreplay more than men. One my exes hated foreplay and sex and just wanted to suck me silly but she was a rare breed
>>219850646I don't think that's true
>>219850560men in countries where prozzers are legal and accessible (Thailand, Germany, Netherlands, Russia) aren't doing much better so I don't think it's a cure-all solution to our current problems
>>219850619studies have shown women exhibit different preferences in men when on/off the contraceptive pill. In general, when they're on the pill they are more tolerant of soymen and when they're off the pill, their natural selves, they tend to be more attracted to what would be considered the typical masculine ideal i.e more masculine men, higher testosterone etc.There's loads of accounts from women online telling of how they came off the pill and found themselves in a relationship with a man they didn't find attractive.
>>219850270Fair enough, my mistake
Someday we'll all learn oil isn't made from dinosaur fossils. It is naturally produced from within the earth, like the blood within our bodies. It is a renewable resource which can never run out. The scarcity tactics is used by the elites to promote them as "fossil" fuel, because allegedly being fossil fuels, it means that it will run out, therefore keeping the prices high. Infact there is almost as much underground oil, as there is water here on Earth.
>birth controlReckon that would be my UFC nickname.
Those were the days, getting a cheap lunch on the back of your bus ticket or car park ticket
>Women are attracted to effeminate men because birth control fucks their hormones
we don't eat chocolate bunnies down here in Australia. we eat chocolate bilbiesjust one of the many zany things we do. only in oz!
I do wonder about people. I really do.Way too many people who probably think they are "good" and think they'll go to heaven when they die of a heart attack in a Harvester on a ring road in front of their loving family.
>>219850672>found themselves in a relationship with a man they didn't find attractive.because they only found him attractive on the pill?
now that the whole world is watching how effective drone warfare is particularly against a military that's projecting force from afar, what's stopping argentina reclaiming the falklands
off the 'nti 'chotics my laaaaaaaaaaads
i look like timothy james byrne
>>219850725shouldn't have been swimming in the strimmer pond should they
temu me a travelsize pengarse
>>219850725Get more and more misanthropic every week it seems. Starting to think ww3 might actually be for the best.
He said anti psychotics I think
>>219850735their presedent is a literal zionist western puppet so it's not happening any time soonthe moment he showed the slightest hint of not serving the west he'd get regime changed
>>219850735we'd nuke buenos aires
>>219850723Aussies be like>Nah we don't eat roast dinners mate, we eat wallaballadingdongs with a side of ballawallawingwongs every day>Stick another shrimp on the barbie, will ya mate?
unironically wish i was a big alcoholic port vale season ticket holder fat bastard from stoke
>MPs reject call for under-16s social media ban, backing more flexible powers>Responding to the result, the Liberal Democrats said failure to commit to a ban was "simply not good enough".Remember when the Lib Dems used to be staunchly opposed to any kind of internet regulation
>>219850784no i dont im not a virgin you see
>>219850778and i love them for it
>>219850784They need it to indoctrinate future voters
>>219850784almost like positions change regarding a non linear matter init, would i have wanted the internet censored to u16s 10-20 years ago? probably not really, today? absolutely
>>219850735argentina's military is weaker than australia they're not doing shit
Foreigners still think aussies say ‘shrimp’ we all say prawn down here mate, we’re facking anglos you cunt
>>219850811thats kind of the point, do you believe the IRGC are matched with the US military?
>>219850784Mad isn't it.Bit like David Lammy trying to scrap trial by jury for cases up to people going to jail for three years. Talk of using AI in the legal system.The ratchet is clicking and clicking and clicking one way, and whoever gains power next will not reverse it.
Do you know where this owl cushion is sold in Australia? Or do you know someone who owns it?Our investigators know that this cushion is available online, however we believe that the image this cushion was taken from has an Australian origin. We are seeking information that could help us identify leads for further investigation.
>>219850784staunchly and robustly
I will be 74 and have heart problems and the Palantir AI will decide I am to die alone in a corridor.
If you stuck a nicotine patch on her at night while she sleeps with you in theory she would become addicted to sleeping near you
>>219850809>today? absolutelyYou want every website to require you hand over your ID to verify you're over 16 just to access it?
A nice slavic man has phoned be back after my Vodafone complaint and is helping me get the internet working. Feel bad about complaining now, although I guess I shouldn't really.
being from northern ireland i have some empathy for all those pakis and blacks in england who identify as british but nobody really believes them. yes i have a british passport but im clearly not really british am i maybe my ancestor from 400 years ago was
>>219850890>Feel bad about complaining nowme every time i get remotely confrontational
>>219850906roar screaming this is me
>>219850806Don't think lib dems are successfully indoctrinating anyone.
>>219850906what about in-person confrontational
>>219850885>>219850885Yes. To stop terrorism all online activities should require trackable identification
I am Catherine's discarded toothbrush.
Aussies are so funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWrkBo0t1o
would sooner die than confront someone over a mild inconvenience
>>219850929post the one about the cheese where they eat the cheese before dinner
>>219850880No she'll have extremely fucked up dreams and then wake up when you try to subtly pull it off and then belt you one in the cock
>>219850880Only problem is Rorke, you’d have to manage to get her in bed alone with you in the first place. See the flaw in your plan there?
not gay but i simply MUST be topped by black transfem with a BBC
got to have a "back to work meeting" after having one day off. what's the point?
>>219850935ktim signed up to hello fresh because some cunt was at the door cancelled as soon as they walked away. paid like 30 quid for 3 shit meals
*completed deliveroo training*
mukoda saeko sex arse
>>219850941You need to go outside
i'm a coy and sweet little man
i come from a land down under
>>219850947Civil service does these when you pull a sickie. Did you do that?
We should revive the word 'admass', coined by JB Priestleydefinition:>That part of society that is influenced by mass media advertising
>>219850947Discourages you from taking time off in the future. Quite clever really.
>>219850947so there's a record of something being done
Saw a deliveroo driver on the tube last week. How can that be allowed
>>219850958yes but i was legitimately sick. I am in the civil service
>>219850947HR wants a record of why you were absent but mostly to humiliate you so you don't take another day off
>>219850956where the girls are dykes and the men bumders
>>219850961>Dunning Kruger: The Post
>>219850981screaming. done us.
>>219850968he's delivering food isn't he? start your own sloponbikesaroo if it bothers you so much. cunt.
one time a charity mugger tried to flag me down and I politely said "sorry mate" without breaking my stride and the guy suddenly aggro'd snapping "you don't need to be sorry mate I've been doing this 15 years now" felt like saying nice one mate here's to another 15 years mugging off pensioners for minimum wage + commission. Didn't say that obviously though as I only thought of it some time later when I had calmed down
Can you take sick leave without a doctor's note in the UK?
>>219850993I only ever see people reference this fake and gay syndrome if they're suffering it themselves
I have a vague memory of trying to get a gimmick off the ground where instead of the Dunning-Kruger effect it's the Done-ing You-ger Effect, when someone gets donebut I didn't get anywhere with it, it's not quite right, doesn't roll off the tongue. It needs workshopping.
>>219851012toil let me have up to a week off sick without one
>>219851016You must hear people mention it a lot in reference to you then mate
>>219851012you can take a mental elf day
just experienced the done-ing poo-ger effect as in i have done a pooe
>>219851026get the rainbow people onside by calling it the done 'im? ooh yer! effect and accompanying greentexts with a pic of a tittering quare
>>219851012you can self-verify for 7 days but after that need a sick notedoctors always back you though, if you tell your doctor you're too sick to work they'll just be like OK. Was once off for 3 months after I tried to top myself and they'd phone once every 2 weeks to be like "you going back to work?" and I'd just say nah and they'd sign me off for another 2 weeksCause I'd been with that employer many years they paid me a full wage those 3 months. But once that stopped I just quit the job.
>>219850973well thats a newfag error. can your dept not take up to 5 days self cert?
Mental how I kept all my deepest darkest thoughts and fears and desires and flaws locked tight inside me for 25 years and then suddenly ChatGPT comes along and I tell it everything of my own free will haha
>>219851060why'd you try to top yourself lad? that's not very rainbow rhythms and so not /brit/ either
>>219851033>>219851040>>219851060Mental, the UK is a worker's utopia
>>219850885yeh, the only argument against it is built on the fantasy that we're actually anonymous in our online activity. the level of data (((they))) collect against us far outweigh having to upload a picture of your face lol
i haven't been properly ill in years
>>219851069haven't got a clue but probably yeah it's just my manager is a cunt so
>>219851077and it says "Wow!"
Olivia Dean’s second studio album, a meticulously crafted examination of love in its myriad forms — romantic, platonic, self-reflective, pragmatic, messy, and elegant — and it’s a record that commands attention without ever raising its voice. Let’s be crystal clear: this is not a scrappy, unpolished autobiography masquerading as art. This is a sophisticated blueprint for 21st-century love, built with the precision of a bespoke suit and the warmth of vintage bridge pop. Every note, every phrase, every arrangement has purpose. The production isn’t lush for indulgence — it’s lush because restraint is the new excess.
>>219851080is it different in the dordogne, didier?
>>219851090Track by track, distilled:“The Art of Loving (Intro)” isn’t indulgent padding — it’s a thesis statement. Love as craft, love as discipline. “Nice To Each Other” feels like getting iced on a sunlit terrace — playful, teasing, effortlessly cool. It’s polished pop with cheek and charm. “Lady Lady” brings retro-soul swagger without sliding into cliché. It’s confidence articulated through melody. “Close Up” is the album’s emotional diagnosis — vulnerability measured, not broadcast. “So Easy (To Fall In Love)” feels like Dionne Warwick meeting modern day flirtation — breezy yet deep. “Let Alone the One You Love” keeps you on your toes: the piano chords are dramatic but never desperate. “Man I Need” is both the album’s brightest spark and its most incisive declaration — a demand for reciprocity packaged as sublime pop. “Something in Between,” “Loud,” “Baby Steps,” “A Couple Minutes,” “I’ve Seen It” — these are not B-sides. They’re the internal monologue between tracks, the moments where she’s thinking — and you find yourself thinking with her. Dean’s voice is warm but never indulgent, like someone who understands the value of emotional intel over emotional explosion. She doesn’t belt; she communicates. She’s not performing heartbreak — she's describing it with scientific precision and lyrical grace. Production is lean where it could’ve been showy. The drums are measured. The keys are tasteful. The hooks are numerous but never needy. This is love as elegance, not as drama. Does this record take risks? Sure — the risk is refusing to be a caricature of what pop or soul “should” be. In the era of shouty emotional grandstanding, The Art of Loving whispers — and that whisper becomes unforgettable.
The NME was for pseuds who studied music theory at De Montfort
>>219851085unlucky. my manager doesnt give a fuck and neither do i. in fact next to nobody in my department gives a single shit about anything apart from maintaining the right to do as little work as possible and trying to get payrises above inflation
>>219851077All being catalogued. I just ask it history questions
that post was so shit I hid it, first time I've ever done that. fucking boring olivia dean cuntjust post pics of her hot brown arse and be done with it
>>219851079In short: I had many regrets over how I had lived my life, things I had missed out on, and I just felt like drawing a line under it once and for good. Wish I could say I no longer had those regrets and had a new lease of life but that's not true. I've not even had any 'treatment', I'm the same now as I was then and I still have thoughts of suicide. I'll get round to it eventually but there isn't a pressing need to do it right this second.
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>>219851117where's the joke in his opener
its giving 4chan stan
>>219851145you missed the a key
>>219851149look at her twitter profiles name
>>219851149Check her name on twitter lad
>>219851117i would have said>Salmonella? i thought Nando's did chicken????
>>219851117Women will leave one word replies even if they want to talk. Theyre so unused to carrying a conversation or making the effort that its an alien concept to them (they'll still think theyre great conversationalists)
>>219851149I believe her name is Salmonella.
>>219851117get those rude slags put in their place
>>219851124>FOUR Anglo-Mysore Wars, Jeremy? That's insane
>>219851145excellent yankpostfirst funny one of the week
>>219851174love this guy haha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
a woman named Salmon
>>219851145good post tbf
the concept of a rorke
Toil have a contract with some IT supplier and since I work from home, if I need equipment just put in a request on their website and my boss approves it and it gets delivered to my house. I told my boss I need a new headset because my old one broke (was using an old gaming headset of my own) and he said yes, I requested a pair of Apple AirPods for £220 and he’s only gone and approved it lol, didn’t even say a word. All paid for with tax money as well.
>>219851174Rorke's been done
>>219851098Can't take a single day off without a note, never took a day off in a decade. Best I got is wfh when I was shitting my guts out and that's hardly a given.Are these rules part of company policy or is it a general rule for all businesses?
>>219851179Not quite excellent is it. The yanks exaggerate everything, Anglo humour should be subtle and misleading
lookAtHim Go !!
>>219851166all my eye and betty martin
>>219851219shan'ti will not look at him go
>>219851174
>>219851201it's givingthe rorke theory
Accidentally said woke words in front of my edgy friends
>>219851208Thats deano
you know those street canvassers that try to get you to sign up for stuff when you walk past? i find that if you walk towards them with purpose as though you fully acknowledge their presence but don't give a shit then they don't bother you
Cacti are all fun and games until you get slapped in the sack by one.
Take me back to the 90s.
Elonbros...
I’ve had to refrain from calling my dad rorke a few times over the years. You have to be careful with the muscle memory replies this place gives you.
>>219851211pretty sure it's the law that you can 'self-certify' for 7 daysusually you have a 'back-to-work' interview to confirm you've been sick, but it's pretty much just confirming your symptoms and takes a few minutes. at least in my case
Sisterberg used to pop my bollocks in her mouth as kids. We didn’t know better you see
>>219851117Honestly it's hardly worth getting annoyed about this stuff just don't bother respondingAccuse a woman of being a bad conversationalist and she'll just say you're the problem and she just doesn't want to talk to you
Felt like shit the last two days. Either I'm having a menthol elf crisis, or I've caught some sort of bug
>>219851263I told them i don't believe in charity and they told me to have a nice day very passive aggressively and it made me feel bad :(
reckon i actually didn't survive that suicide attempt i made when i was a teenager and everything since then has been my afterlife in hell
>>219851298sorry, I've had to have a statutory week off with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Dad died 40 days ago and my mom didn't tell meCunt
>>219851266good decade for literature, josephus, tacitus, book of revelation
>>219851315Made you look a right twat mate
>>219851326sc
>>219851326Hope this isnt true :)
>>219851263once got approached by one of them taking donations for one of those save the tigers charity and i said "no thanks i've already got one" and he looked at me like he wanted to strangle me to death
On the subject of being confrontational, dadberg is so unbothered about it that he makes me nervous on behalf of the other person.Bloke came to the door trying to sell something and my dad said verbatim: 'Never ever approach this door ever again, get a real job' and slammed the door.
>>219851326Sorry to hear that Jeff :(
>>219851326sorry to hear of your father's passing Jeffthat Black Adam film is dogshit by the way, do not watch it. I went to see it in the cinema with my own father and fell asleep during it.
>>219851270just an all round piece of shit human
>>219851353It's true the cunt.
I want to buy some Steve-O merchandise
When I talk about my dad on here I talk about him as if he's still alive and it feels so comforting.
https://youtu.be/i1AupBs1MeEHmm yes my high neurotism and failing to psychoanalyse my the root of my traumas means I'm high IQ
nose thoroughly picked
>>219851263some of them don't really care, i was in a hurry carrying a suitcase to go to the airport and he still tried to stop me asking "hi mate you got a minute"obviously not
Reckon I'd be really shit at doing crimes. Just love doing the right thing too much.
A philosopher and a gentleman
>>219851360In awe at your dad’s cortisol levels
>>219851326Ouch RIPAre you estranged with your family?
>>219851323Unsatisfying sex life?
>>219851298Based sigma male
>>219851360I tell them they're scaring my dog, the dog who's wagging his tail and desperately trying to get past my leg so he can say hello to them. Last one I had was this big black lady trying to sell deaf kids to me, she actually had two deaf fucking kids with her. The nerve.
>Tuesday 10th March no interaction with others
nth for the gyaldem
>>219851474you could shout nigger in front of them as much as you like
>>219851440My brother is estranged but we communicate. He's a lawyer in Atlanta. My mom is just a mentally ill freak who intruded on my life with my dad. She's an abuser. I left him with her and went to America for a couple months. He died a few weeks after I left and I returned to Africa with him buried
Are you a formal or informal patient?
>>219851498Stop hyperventilating rorke, and put your dick away
well my Vodafone complaint has been resolved and my internet is working
>>219851326Sorry to hear it lad
>>219851360Your dad in america
>>219851493why do these slags always have the same clothes
>>219851516they're deaf not blind you fool, they would see that
>>219851507thanks for bringing back memories i wanted to forget
>>219851536Most sane yank
>>219851536insane country
>>219851536Every now and then I get this massive urge to say "coming to America" in African voice. I just do it, nobody can stop me.
>>219851519Good to hear it, what speeds are you getting? I was looking at Vodafone broadband recently but one thing that put me off is that I couldn't see a guaranteed minimum speed, which other providers usually advertise
haven't used the car in weeks. should probably drive it somewhere
yeah matethought it was a walk in the park before this video!(sarcasm)
>>219851553get it decked out and full of designer clothes and aftershave
>>219851553Mad how Danish prisons are nicer
>>219851505I got an uncle and cousins in Atlanta. Grim af, your other family members should've contacted you
>>219851519my o2 contract is and i'm thinking of switching to vodafoneany good?
>>219851553this would cost me 1200 per month
>>219851592Does it go through your bum?
>>219851539Trend hopping
>>219851619*contract is ending
when i was 12 i watched too much viva la bam and threw an egg at my mum
yanks be like
>>219851586bout 650Mb at the moment. Contract is for 900 so we'll see if it goes up in the next few days or so.
>>219851505Very grim. Dont you have other family members? Aunts and uncles
>>219851629yeah
>>219851619seems alright so far yeah
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>>219851613I went through the airport once on a transfer and went to get a burrito. I literally could not understand the black woman behind the counter, had to get her to repeat everything several times and then a local translated for me. She must have been so embarrassed.
>>219851653My aunts are here protecting her. My aunt Yeshi is a filthy rich cunt who owns a couple strip malls in Denver. They're here guarding her like she's a victim.
>>219851662Leftypols ears perking up
>>219851648Not sure if insane, drank the zio koolaid undiluted or genuinely evil
>>219851648Convinced that sending young people to be killed is the only thing that distracts him from his obvious attraction to men.
10th of March and still no Avatar 3 rip online is this a wind-up?been out 3 months now what do they expect me to do PAY to see this movie? Bloody ridiculous.
>>219851698None of them thought to contact you. Bizarre. You could argue your mum was grief stricken and not thinking straight but theres no reason for other members of your family not to tell you
i don't need to change i'm perfect just the way i am
>>219851700scrimbo
>>219851553fuck off thats finlads gaff rip
>>219851722>Avatarthought this was a cartoon for children
*patiently awaits the new*
patiently waiting to make it through all this hating debating whether or not I should even make the new
>>219851688Should've bopped to Future and Young Thug before you arrived. Poor girl
lol imagine if someone farted in a formal situation
>>219851734good post
>>219851592modern yt is so grim All thumbnails/titles A-B tested to be the most clickbaity dogshit imaginable
Come on lads we're not at the bump limit yet
>>219851818
I'm 34 and I just think about getting old and death a lot It's not even like I'm unhealthy, I look young. I've got a marathon coming up, and I have friends in like their 40s and 50s and even 60s who really seem to make the most of their time on this planet.
do we have to do this everytime?utter cringelords saving your dogshit zingers for the new so the post number takes 15 mins to go from 300 to 310?
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