horsejacket edition
u-uh im not on the paedo botnet anyway whats your favourite food xD
>>21989310142 days without the muck myself and feel a new man
>>219892909my uni said you needed attendance of like 50% each week or they would get in touch to "check if you're ok"
>>219893133which particular muck?
The west should stop killing itself
Want to sell my house on a main road but stamp duty is the dumbest tax ever made
imagine needing drugs and alcohol to have a good time. grow up retards
>>219893158cannabis
>>219893089Cheese cake and Tikvenik (Pumpkin/Walnut filled phyllo pastry)
babestation has fallen
Do escorts ever fall in love with their clients?
>>219893176lolbertarian retard
>>219893152sexo retired racemare>>219893198no
The state should control all aspects of everyone’s life
>>219893219They already do
>>219893219Alri leftypol
>>219893198if you're really really really good at sex I think they might
>>219892967Lovely !!
almost put my email in the name field, had a long written post about fannard quality of prostitutes, a bullet dodged
Sixty-seven dog breeds could be banned in Britain if new breeding guidelines set by parliament become mandatory, campaigners have warned. … The 67 dog breeds that could be banned in Britain1. Affenpischer2. American Cocker Spaniel3. Australian Cattle Dog4. Australian Shepherd5. Basset6. Basset Bleu7. Basset Fauve8. Beagle9. Beauceron10. Bergamasco11. Bloodhound12. Border Collie13. Boston Terrier14. Boxer15. Bracco16. Brittany17. Brussels Griffon18. Bull Mastiff19. Bulldog20. Cairn Terrier21. Cardigan Welsh Corgi22. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel23. Cesky Terrier24. Chihuahua25. Chow Chow26. Clumber Spaniel27. Dachshund28. Dandie Terrier29. Dogue de Bordeaux30. French Bulldog31. Glen of Imaal Terrier32. Grand Basset33. Great Dane34. Japanese Chin35. King Charles Spaniel36. Lancashire Heeler37. Lhasa Apso38. Mastiff39. Mudi40. Neapolitan Mastiff41. Newfoundland42. Norfolk Terrier43. Norwich Terrier44. Old English Sheepdog45. Pekingese46. Pembroke Welsh Corgi47. Petit Basset48. Polish Lowland49. Pug50. Pyr Mastiff51. Pyr Shep52. Rough Collie53. Schipperke54. Scottish Terrier55. Sealyham Terrier56. Shar Pei57. Shetland Sheepdog (Sheltie)58. Shih Tzu59. Skye Terrier60. Smooth Collie61. Spanish Water Dog62. St Bernard63. Staffordshire Terrier64. Sussex Spaniel65. Swedish Vallhund66. Tibetan Mastiff67. West Highland White Terrier
>>219893209foids fucking love their legislation don’t they
>>219893198only the rich ones like richard gere
If Europe dies I hope China takes over the earth
thats lolberts done
>>219893218doto is a stallion
Internet is acting up
>>219893256can guarantee with 100% certainty this is bollocks
if you work in clocal government there's always someone who takes the piss with sick leave
said i was brown in the french thread and now its all kicking off lol
right ladsi'm back from a 3-dayer after posting NON-NUDE videosme and janny are no longer friendsyou hear that janny? you're my enemy now.
>>219893269sexo!!!!!!!!!!
>>219893255have a photo of my passport in my 4chan folder for some reasonalways think i'll post it by accident when steaming but never got round to it
genuinely how do you stop a tiny bit of wee coming out the next time you sit down after a piss. i stand there shaking and squeezing for 5 minutes and it doesnt work
got a willy cyst lads
>>219893289jannys are just middlemen. your real beef is with the the vengeful pathetic little snitch anons (there are thousands of them) and the moderators who adjudicate the reports
future heathermong will be spending his entire existence in a NEET pod with his optic nerves hooked up to an endless VR fever dream of cronem AI imagery
>>219893324wipe it you fat retard
>>219893256That's just basically every dog. Did you ask LLM to give you a list of dogs?
>>219893255for some reason my browser saves mine so whenever i click on the name field it suggests it as an option
>>219893289had some absurd 3 dayers in my time janny has it out for me too
>>219893278Hens voting in the cloacal government elections
>>219893369howling
>>219893335occasionally it'll generate him an argument where he can select one of 3 "witty" responses:"You guys just don't get it, it's all ironic.""I love winding you up.""It's all social commentary"
>>219893343>>219893276You lot are fucking boring fuck offhttps://www.peta.org.uk/blog/dog-breeds-banned-britain/
sexo
dont like buying food. waste of money for something that will just be poo seconds later. would rather spend my money on beanie babies
got the beatles onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4BuziKGMy4
why are there so many dumb gay laws stopping me from moving to Jersey or the Isle of Man but Mahmood can pull up in his dinghy and get a hotel room within 48 hours?
I got a three dayer for posting a guy photobombing a load of lasses at t in the park and spreading his arsehole
Dunno
>>219893209leftypol in 'sense of humour failure' shocker
>>219893278Kind of want a job where you can get away with doing fuck all. But it would feel a bit depressing
>>219893289>JAAAANNY NEDEELKOOOOO
>>219893400link it
can't stop eating fox's chocolate chunk cookies
idk. I smell sugar puffs
>>219893398the jews matethe bloody jews
>>219893400all of my 3 dayers seem to end early
>>219893418No chance I'd be able to find the photo. Wish I could, was hilarious
>>219893398Because English are a plague and ruin every place they flood
My town has like 7k people in it Would hate to live in a place much bigger ngl
>>219893398umPretty sure we have right of abode in the crown dependencies
where did all tablets go? they were everywhere in early 2010s, now barely anyone acknowledges their existense
>>219893431
>>219893452nigga they are English. we're all English!
>>219893480cause they were new back then now they’re just standard
*fires a grenade launcher at my nan*
>>219893500kaboomkablow
>>219893500*pours you a choccy miwlk*
I would love for Emma Watson to use my mouth as a chamber pot.
most 3 day bans are fucking bollocks anyway, they just hand them out so you can't appeal it
Rorke doing socially awkward thingLeftypol doing gay thing
>>219893494Nah, we’re not.
you need to see the testament of ann lee . but you won't get it until you acknowledge that all the enlightening of the new world espoused in the ben franklin quote at the end come from the same batshit trauma informed insanity as shaking your booty for god and that's why the world is crap despite the heightened rationality of western civilisation
>>219893526most of mine are for pretending to be mousenonce or diego lol
>>219893339do you honestly think i havent tried that you literal troglodyte
>>219893539get fucked
>>219893526Most of mine were on /tv/. Had relatively few on /int/
Mad how obviously fake the helen keller story is
>>219893526i dont think ive ever had a ban be longer than 3 days other than one year-long ban from an (obvious) joke about being underage
>>219893480Mexican restaurants bought all of them. To be fair, there are a few Teriyaki places using them too. Which has always been interesting to me.
>>219893559explain
>>219893568i got a month for joking about shoplifting
yeah I guess horses dont speak English and ay not know what the human wants when breaking them (fufu)
>>219893101this was me for a decade. glad to be off that now and sorting my life out
>>219893559I used to think Helen Keller is Helen Mirren and she was deaf with great tits.
feed horses carrots ^.^
ive never been in a long term relationship
Only had one permaban my whole time here and I've been posting on 4chan since 2012.
>>219893568Had month long bans on /b/ for posting my arseWas in the correct thread as well
>>219893535You need to see the hulk of ang lee
>>219893608okay ^^
any other mongspastic sluggards in
>>219893618screaming. why were you doing that? you a bit fruity like?
>>219893540Yes I honestly think you haven't, you're clearly borderline retarded you fucking non binary raw plant based Bristol uni gap yah ketamine habit psytrance piss leak dreadlock cunt
>>219893610been in longer relationships with fleshlights before i've caused them to spoil than i have with a biological female
>>219893639project on weirdo
>>219893608
>>219893608Horse hooves posted this
>>219893653a shame you didnt do that with a woman!
>>219893638Prefer not to say
off to bed soon
>>219893594Helen Mirren really was something back when. I'll tell you a story. When I was 18 or 19 The Long Good Friday came out and probably half of Brixton went to see it opening night and laugh at how wrong they got "local" culture, but we were all just blown away by it. I took acid with my gf and I was just sitting there just mouth agape at all of the inside references and Helen Mirren, oh my. Very titillating movie.
>>219893663there they are, all the lads
>>219893672Just got up for the day myself.
>>219893653>relationships with fleshlights
>>219893639Sent that hippy freak to the astral dimension
>>219893618why didn't you just post it on /hm/ or /gif/?
>>219893694state pension is a benefit however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3YrhjKhspI&t=8sholy shit he streamed 5 days ago (inactive for a while)
>>219893672might go bed and watch the new louis netflix documentary
I love butts
>>219893704Takes all sorts I suppose.
>>219893694leftypol being filled with pride
>>219893704It was just photos and /hm/ isn't really "fun", it's just a porn board
>>219893673Never seen that movie, I'm not much a movie guy but I'll put it on my list. She was very hot when young with a great rack. I remember taking shrooms one time at a friends small movie theater where they play random movies, it was Borat and I don't think I've ever laughed that much ever in my life, it was like a concert, everyone was howling.
>>219893587just read the story you'll see what i mean
the most unrealistic thing about Buffy is the idea that a girl as pretty as that would be unpopular
does it really matter what you eat on a diet as long as you're in a calorie deficit?
>>219893706>>219893694>in 2025 to 2026 the government is forecast to spend £323.1 billion on the social security system in Great Britain. Total GB welfare spending is forecast to be 10.6% of GDP and 23.6% of the total amount the government spends in 2025 to 2026.>Around 55% of social security expenditure goes to pensioners; in 2025 to 2026 we will spend £177.8 billion on benefits for pensioners in GB. This includes spending on the State Pension which is forecast to be £146.1 billion in 2025 to 2026.>In 2025 to 2026 we will spend £145.3 billion on working age and children welfare. This includes spending on Universal Credit and its predecessors, and non-DWP welfare spending.>In 2025 to 2026 we will spend £76.9 billion on benefits to support disabled people and people with health conditions, and £37.8 billion on housing benefits.
>>219893704Nowt wrong with getting a whiff of a lass's shitter.
sexo blondes desu...
>>219893694Mad how in actuality your tax monies just disappeared into a virtual black hole and all of that was paid for with freshly printed money from the money printer leveraged by jewish financiers and tacked on to your national debt
>>219893776true
>>219893752You missed the first episode, she's unpopular because Cordelia tries to befriend her but she turns her down. Just like our lad harry turning down posho malfoys invitation. She chooses the outcasts because they're nice and voluntary becomes one. Media literacy is dead.
>>219893758Of course, if you eat shitty food you feel like shit, your sleep is shit, your energy is shit ect...
>>219893776
>>219893734>>>/hm/2699241>>>/hm/2699241
I bought my first house on a busy main road and I placed 100% of the blame on my former Landlordberg. If they didn't keep increasing rent with the risk of another rent increase to come, I wouldn't have been rushed into buying my first home.
>>219893713Not bad, but I think his latest documentary doesn’t seem as comfy so I’d probably save it for another time.One of my favourite Louis Theroux episodes is the Las Vegas one, its pure comfiness the entire time
>>219893804
>>219893789>You missed the first episode, she's unpopular because Cordelia tries to befriend her but she turns her downjust wouldn't happen IRL though would it
right side of my chest is still hurting when i lie down or when i put other strain on it
>>219893806
well done now I'm browsing that board
>>219893804shitting Nora she’s fucking meaty this one
>>219893831try stretching
right well that is a mans scrontum and arse
>>219893842horny bastard :P
>>>/hm/2670799
our nation is in a serious poo deficit.
Why didn't my grandparents give me money for a bigger deposit so I wasn't forced into buying a mid-terrace house on a busy main road? I know they are rich. Why would they let me do this to myself?
>scrontum
what the hell is the appeal of an arsehole
>>219893824Dunno, never been to a Californian high school where new demons show up every week and all the students are in their 20s
>>219893879Scientists still don't even understand what poo actually is
>>219893878another tome from diego
birth control test
Sir Roger Scontum
Lads what if the devil is a woman I'd shag that infernal hole
>>219893878I wish I hadn't read this brad, fuck you man
https://ww1.yesmovies.ag/movie/mean-streets-4141.html
fun night of footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy
>>219893900poo is muck, dont need a phd for that
>>219893878
I've got a little willy, I put it in my bumMe and my bum have all kinds of funMe and my willy are really good friendsWater popped out where my willy hole endsSilly old willy, look what you've doneYou've got water on my friendly old bumMy willy's silly and a little bit dumbAnd my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yumWilly bum, bum
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaads neocoom was on the ross kemp incel showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxGfCYVMAiswe fucking MADE IT
>>219893929yes lad fucking LOVE IT
50mg Sildenafil on Friday night I think. It will be my third attempt and this time I won't have wanked in about 5 days by then.
tottenham: bashedchelsea: clartedcity: violateda complete dismantling of our neoliberal values
honestly reckon the escort I see makes £80k per year, easilyeven just doing three bookings a day per three days each week would let her hit thatShe has a degree in art. You could say that's a joke subject but she is at least somewhat intelligent. She seems healthy.She's told me her parents are divorced, that she was extremely shy when she was younger, and that she likes feminist art and poetry.My theory is that she views prostitution as a glamorous way of funding her lifestyle. She probably realised the value of her looks and body when she was in university and is a sex-positive feminist. I still find it strange she took up prostitution but maybe she just doesn't care.
right thats it, escort is going in the filter
my bum's got a fair amount of poo within it
>>219893972you're like viagra dexter
>>219893980would love to kick you off the end of a pier
>>219893980which one would you pick?
>>219893878giwtwm
Do you like the ater?
>>219894005
>>219894013sverige…Suomi has fallen
>>219894005Are they both 'scorts?both look pretty fit, unusual to show their face but some girls do it I'd go with the one in brown
https://i.4cdn.org/hm/1760855011768272.mp4
doing those farts which just linger for ages
>>219894073>I'd go with the oneand other fictional stories by Anonymous
>>219894060Well this is a Finnish man and his son
Friends fear he's "back on the cans"
>>219894086FUCKING GRIM
>>219894003What does that mean haha
>>219894111
>>219894117The most inconsistent gimmick of all time
Guys I’m going for a run in the morning so if you see a guy running like a spastic it’s me so just ignore me
>>219894117
>>219894111on the bokkles
didn't even notice alan titchmarsh was always posted at the same time until someone pointed it out the other day
who tf is alan titchmarsh
Arise Sir Warwick
>>219894197>alan titchmarshEnglish broadcaster, gardener, author, and novelist.
I don’t understand the trinity
heiling hitler
>>219893749cba
>>219894204I thought correct procedure is to stand normally when interacting with them? Isn’t crouching down a bit like babying them
>>219894204He be shagging that normal sized bitch on the right
>>219894221Been collecting pictures of him. Do you have any rare ones?
catberge ist on ein mad ein
>>219893980genuinely hate you and hope you get a brain aneurysm
>He be
>>219894139has anyone ever beat him to it, I wonder?
>>219894005tbf id shag both, got kind of milfy vibes to them
Bonjour my fellow britishers
>>219894254no
>>219894086hows that even possible
>>219894204Can’t take midgets seriously just burst out laughing whenever I see pictures of them. Luckily I’ve never seen one in real life else I’d probably laugh then too
>>219894161addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet award
>>219894296
Wales
Giz a sniff Emma.
>>219894295I've seen a few and it takes genuine effort not to laugh. I always break into a smile though
>>219894290Yeah I already have that one
>>219894322
nonce-yank here. Haven't posted here for half a year. But, I'm back bay, I'm back.
>>219894356FOY
>>219894356welcome back
>>219894356Welcome back, nonce
I'm morbidly a beast
>FOY
Guys I’m going for a run in the morning so if you see a guy running in leather assless chaps with a massive buttplug in it’s me so just ignore me
>>219894353would
who tf is nonce-yank
right I see what you’ve done there you’ve taken my post and reposted it as your own but made it silly, nah that’s actually quite clever
what time do you lads normally do to bed? how do you fall asleep?
>[Deleted]
Accidentally opened the loli thread on /b/
>>219894432I work constant backshift so I always stay up late. Had a few days off just there, back tomorrow so I'm staying up incredibly late to reset my body clock
>>219894440you're nicked sunshine
>>219894435best birds I reckon, they even bow to you and sound like an AK-47
>>219893256i dont see labradors on there so i dont care
Emma Watson looks like she's leaning into a fart in this image, but she's actually reaching for a book. We can't rule out the possibility that she's doing both.
>>219894432Like 1amNormally pop on a Josh Strife Hayes or Ashens video
>>219894432i get into bed then fall asleep
Rorke’s going absolutely mental cos they’ve taken Winston Churchill off the five bob note LOL
>>219894440>tfw you accidentally open and save every image in the thread>tfw you accidentally do the same thing again tomorrow
>>219894481Here she actually looks like she has an ass, and that tan is nice, also she is plump. Would right after that pic was taken.
>>219894432keep trying to go asleep at about 11 but usually 1230
>five bob noteUnc…
What is geordie what is yorkshire
Leftypol has only gone and managed to convince some mongs that Churchill was bad
who watches talksport and why
>>219894536https://vocaroo.com/1jH0rNJZFkQA
how the hell is leftypols suicide cult so good at winning anyway
Why is the Yank in this thread trying so hard? It's unbecoming
very fucking a monster
>>219894538He's simply not as good as a badger, undeniable fact
>>219894562William Hill what a baller
>>219894204>Should I kneel now Prince William?>don't worry Warwick, no need for you
>>219894562A lot of deanos, subdeanos and boomers listen at least Doesn't appeal to me at all as a Championship Norf FC season ticket holder. Basically Loose Women for blokes.
>>219892967is that sweet Doto I see?
>>219894610What is a subdeano?
me mum died in the holly
should be dictator me
>>219894610>Basically Loose Women for blokesdoesn't make any sense
still got to make one more meal today. will the relenting torture never end?
>>219894624songs were kind of bussin fr fr
My starting 2 words in Wordle are always MOUSE and HORSE They bring me great luck
Haven't half been to some beautiful places me. Thinking Georgia and maybe like Andalusia or something this summer.
erm...
>>219894633gymcel
>>219894624to the tune of woke up in a new bugatti
>>219894600lord of the rings?
wrong word used must kms
>>219894653That's Greece though
Rorke’s mam coming out as a lesbian and getting a skinfade at the age of 59
>>219894631It's light chatty entertainment for blokes, not hard>>219894623Lads who aren't out doing coke and scrapping in an All Bar One on a Saturday but have other Deano proclivities
>>219894538Don't care much for Winston Churchill but I respect his alcohol routine
John F. Kennedy Jr. during Labor Day weekend in Hyannis Port on August 31, 1980
getting windy outmight have to get up and close the window
>>219894680It is, I took it. Been to Bulgaria but not much. Burgas and Nessebar and that
Nos da guys x
Me? My window stays open 24/7, 365 days a year regardless of conditions outside. Amazing having fresh air in your room.
what do guys even chat about
>>219894732sorry to hear that mate
>>219894738sounds cold
Sanjay to the window with the windexSanjay to the window with the windex
>>219894743poo bollocks and crisps
>>219894743All sorts mate. Me and my best mate are like two old dogs at this point. Football, hobbies, work, our missuses, nights out, history, politics, laughing at random shite.
Tonight's viewing
>>219894657Where'd he go?
>>219894738Must be bare spiders in your room. I hate spiders so I never open my window even when it’s all steamed up in the morning, I have black mould and my wallpaper near the window is peeling but I don’t care I hate spiders more than anything
>>219894743gay porn, poo, bardley welsh yhe binble
brown british girls sexo
lol
>>219894773SAAAR WE ARR NUMBER 1 CEO!!!! YUU ARR A PAKI!
>>219894710mine closes by itself if it's too windy
do girls like their anus being touched?
>>219894794very very good post
>>219894798bloody brilliant
>>219894811some like itsome don't
>>219894657>>219894784WHAT THE FUCK
>>219894803brokenwindowlad?
it's 1:30am currently and I can hear a dog barking outside quite distinctively
>>219894783I adopted the bit where he says “I BEERNT ME FOCKIN HAND” as a vocal stim
>>219894798roar
>>219894831kek
>>219894798kek good one
mute president
looks like mums bought wrong cutletes fucking hell how much more sufferening can I take
>>219894829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-GcS1UQyg
>>219894833new dogkino just dropped
barking my bollocks off
would love to go into the woods and take a lethal dosage of fentanyl
had to study the correlation between mental illness and intelligence, will keep it short and sweet for you but if you're mentally ill you're generally low iq
rururururu!arururururururu!
>>219894864cyka blyat
>>219894925>>219894925>>219894925
>>219894953>>219894953>>219894953The new
